No.460877[Last 50 Posts]
Tea times \^_^/
No.460880
Thank GOD it's not an Erin thread!
No.460881
>>4608800_0 -has been followed and tries to hide the muffin behind his back-
No.460882
>>460879I don't like gambling with money anymore. I got all of that out of my system when I went to Vegas for a friends 21st birthday. Funny thing is I was 19 at the time and never got carded
No.460883
THANK GOD ITS NOT A BLOODCHAN THREAD
No.460884
>>460882-went to Vegas once and got so much tea for so little gambling. Is ebil ebil wonderful place- @v@
No.460885
>>460873walk little walk smile talk
big thoughts gonna tell em just what I want
backstreet two streets I see you and me hangin on the empty swings
count high low don't worry my eyes are closed
I'm a superman and it's my show
one shoe two
gonna kick with my new shoes
gonna kick it til I need new shoes
I said uh don't stop don't stop don't stop talkin to me
don't stop don't stop don't stop givin me things
don't stop don't stop don't laughin about it
No.460886
>>460883-was made at Bloodchan's request. Thinks bot is cute and ties ribbons to it, humming tunelessly-
No.460887
>>460882i've gone to vegas under a similar occasion, except i was 21 at the time. I only got carded at one casino probably because I had a beard.
I really only played slots and roulette, and I don't think i'm the type of person that could ever develop a gambling addiction.
No.460888
>>460884Yeah I squander a lot of money there
$1 drinks though
Never again though
>>460887I like doing the color bets on roulette, but that's about it. Not enough to get addicted
No.460889
Pardon, please, the narrow
Confinement of your limbs
Unfortunately, it's necessary
For your correction
Shriek to your heart's
Content, if you wish
I promise you pain and
Nightmares, in that sequence.
In the kitchen
With a screaming triple amputee
Its completion depends solely
On my needs
Said amputee's stumps
Are my way of saying
"Thank you just for being you."
Its fear tastes better than its limbs
No.460890
>>460888>888yep, i did the same. got lucky and wont a bit of money too, paid for my return ticket. poker intrigued me a bit but i didn't know the rules.
No.460891
-gets up from the roulette table and places a call to a location somewhere in the orient. Squeaks out a long and heated debate before returning to the table and placing a bet…for tea. ALL the tea.-
No.460892
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*playing poker*
hit me
what?
hit me
sir that's not ho-
HIT ME
No.460893
Yo, but like, what's up with you and tea? Is it like, a weird sex thing?
No.460894
>>460890Best thing I saw in Vegas was a guy get kicked out for fighting and repeatedly saying "What I didn't do anything wrong" and then when I was leaving the same casino like 20 mins later and the same guy being carried out by cops still saying he did nothing wrong
>>460891Your squeaks and tea talk are going to give me a heart attack
No.460895
>>460891I bet you have nightmares about the Boston Tea Party.
No.460896
>>460893-wonders how you would has sex with tea- 0_o
…-doesn't let you near the mugs anymore-
>>460894o.o <3?
>>460895-whole bay of tea…-
>nightmares>the best thing that ever happened No.460897
Vegas will fall
No.460898
>>460896But like, for real though. Tea isn't even that good.
No.460899
>>460898<.<
-writes your name on the list-
No.460900
No.460901
>>460896Milk tea please :3c
>>460897How do you think it will fall?
No.460902
>>460899Tea is okay, but just not that good. Like I'll drink it, but I'd rather have some coffee.
No.460903
>>460894i didn't see anything like that, i had fun though. I went on a zip-line which was surprisingly dull. Worst offender was a friend of mine, he was smoking pot and some cops came to spook him but then just ended up asking if he was having a good time. Pretty good trip
No.460904
No.460905
>>460904Or water. Or milk. Or juice.
No.460906
>>460901Yes, Vegas, will fall
No.460908
I forgot ten in the morning even EXISTED in the weekends…
No.460909
>>460905-_-
>>4609070.0 -gets up and scurries after you but doesn't know where you've gone. Lifts the throw rug and leans over to see if you're under there-
No.460910
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IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP
No.460911
>>460909Or soda. Or garbage sweat.
No.460912
No.460914
>>460910W-whatcha gonna do?
No.460915
>>460910-holds up a stuffed rabbit to you-
No.460916
>>460903lol cool cops, but poor guy
Doubt I will ever go to Vegas again except for maybe a bachelor party
>>460904Thank you Sonata
>>460906It'd be pretty nice to see it burn
No.460917
>moving valet signs while riding skateboard
>guy walks by and says "pfft you're not about that life"
>his face when I pop a steezy kickflip
No.460919
>>460917I cried man
Beautiful story
No.460920
>>460919it's 4:30am
lower your expectations
No.460921
>>460916probably the same although i'd only spend that much to go there if it was my bachelor party. that's if i ever manage to get married
No.460922
>>460921Getting married isn't hard. Keep a meaningful and lasting relationship is though
What time is it for you?
No.460923
2345v-0ty9u8-ertg
That's close enough to a greeting.
No.460924
No.460925
>>460922EST almost 5am
i only had one gf my whole life, and i hated her guts
No.460926
No.460927
>>460926I don't know what to say, alright?
No.460928
>>460927You get that a lot, don't you?
No.460929
I wonder who is bigger Shiro, or Jerashi…
No.460930
>>460925MST ftw
Almost 2am. I should start getting ready for bed.
>>460928Morning Fort
No.460931
>>460928Yeah, it's like my most prominent characteristic.
No.460932
No.460933
>>460930Heh, Morning Shiro.
>>460929Normally, I assume bigger means taller.
Here, from you? Not so much.
>>460931Nah, that can't be!
No.460934
No.460936
>>460930you're literally living in the past. and yeah it's pretty late i should've slept way earlier.
oh well, i'll see you around.
No.460938
>>460934-helps you up and hugs-
No.460939
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One minute I'm telling you guys to have a good night, and I'm going to sleep
and in the next minute I'm running down the street to go buy beef jerky and a slushy.
I've lost control of my life.
No.460940
>>460933Any big plans for today like going to church?
jk>>460934Hai Eva ^^
No.460942
Hmm…I think Kanra has to be an inch bigger than them both…
No.460943
>>460939I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE
No.460944
>>460941I guess even I don't have a say in what I do anymore.
>>460943NEITHER DO I
HELP ME
No.460946
>>460937-Huggles tight-
>>460938-Nuzzle- Hey. ♥
>>460940Hii
No.460947
>>460939ACCELERATOR IS STILL GAY, and good night.
No.460948
>>460946*huggles* How are you doing? <3
>>460947See ya around
No.460949
>>460945I'm not even sure if I'm tired
but I feel great.
>>460947Love you, babe.
No.460950
>>460944Well, I guess that it's fine if you don't have anything to do.
>>460946Hey there, haven't seen you in a while
No.460951
>>460946Eva, what's going on?
Are you okay?
No.460952
>>460946Eva how long is your cock erect? You don't have to answer, I'm just curious
No.460953
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>>460950I have something in mind.
Something to do, that is.
No.460954
Anything interesting happen last night?
No.460956
>>460953I meant more like as a routine.
No.460957
>>460949Haha awesome
Personally I would grabbed some twizzlers and energy drinks
>>460954Hai Muu
No.460958
>>460956No, none of that.
>>460957I feel so good right now.
I should do something.
No.460959
>>460958Then it should be fine to do anything you want whenever you want as long as you don't cause trouble.
No.460960
>>460958Write a song about how you good you feel lol
No.460961
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>>460959Yes
I'm a free spirit
but I lack motivation.
>>460960Nobody wants to hear FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER repeated 30 times
No.460962
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Music I guess.
>>460961Understandable…
No.460963
No.460964
pancakes!
No.460965
No.460966
>>460961I dunno you might be bale to pull it off
>>460963 No.460967
>>460965This isn't Anthony.
No.460968
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>>460962But, that begs the question:
Am I truly content to loaf around all day?
>>460966Music aside, I've been thinking about writing something.
Can't let Kanra have all the fun.
No.460969
>>460948Still in lots of pain, regretting taking all the stuff I did cause I'm getting rrandom bouts of vertigo.
But at least it numbed it a little.
You? -Huggles lots-
>>460950I have not been wellish and also bad timing on both our parts. The time when you tend to go offline or online is usually the polar opposite for me. I am very sorry~ -Hugs tight-
>>460951I took a bunch of stuff, tried to lay around until it stopped. It hasn't stopped but it's numbed a bit.
I'm fine though. I didn't end up doing that stupid thing, though I won't lie I was very tempted to. As stupid as it was.
>>460952Um, maybe like eight or nine something. I don't go around measuring myself that often.
Hell, last time I did that had to be quite a few years back for some stupid reason I probably will never remember.
Why so curious? I'm pretty sure from what I heard, Shiro has probably beat me for size.
No.460970
>>460955Nice. Now you're ready to mug old people
No.460971
No.460972
>>460968What you should do is whenever you figure out something, anything you want to do, even a tiny bit - do it.
>>460969-squeezes you- Yeah, it's the problem with living so far away from each other, and I'm going to start working tomorrow so I'll be here even less when you are here :<
No.460973
>>460969Thank you.
Are you going to look for a new doctor?
No.460974
>>460967Sup, Ant
>>460969I'm just curious…big cocks are awesome af
No.460975
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>>460968Got any subjects you've been kicking around in your head?
>>460969Poor Eva please get better soon <3
No.460976
>>460971I said, "Nice. Now you're ready to mug old people"
No.460977
I can't sleep.
No.460978
>>460972I don't know if I'm allowed to go sleep on park benches
that was my first thought.
I'll settle for writing a story or two.
>>460975I do have one, actually.
Want me to elaborate?
>>460977Come here and receive your cuddle rations.
No.460979
Eh, I require food.
Bye.
No.460980
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>>460957No then?
No.460981
>>460977Need a cuddle buddy?
No.460983
>>460978Sure I'm all ears. Go into as much detail as you'd like
>>460980Depends what you consider interesting, but probably no
No.460984
>>460976say whaaaaaaa
I don't understand that comment though.
No.460986
>>460978Ehhh
>>460981Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Starting last week I somehow can't manage to lay in bed and wake up after 10am.
No.460987
>>460972-Nuzzles- I'll log on steam more often and toss you offline messages! Like I did with Sabs for awhile, cause she got really busy for awhile.
>>460975I will try. ♥
>>460973I'm going to try I guess but the last time I tried to it took six months even to speak to one.
It's all good that health care is free, but when the actual health care itself is on a like Beetlejuice level of ticket system.
It sucks. Horribly.
>>460974This may be true.
>>460977-Pets- Try Melatonin. Or whatever it is~
No.460988
>>460986It's because you need a hug, in the bed, a warm embrace.
No.460989
>>460987I'm sure DST is to blame.
No.460990
>>460983To put it simply;
An average guy with a fairly happy life awakens in a strange container, in a facility he doesn't recognize. He realizes he needs to have an escape plan in case there are still people here, but as he explores the facility, he realizes nobody else is even there. They must've all gone fairly recently, as they've left behind cups of coffee that have now gone cold. At some point he comes to realize it's the year 2045, and he's jumped forward 30 years.
>>460986Come on, ikt.
You know you can't resist a warm hug.
No.460991
Lewd.
No.460992
Not lewd.
Not once did I even mention a ponas or a vajohnya
No.460993
>>460987Stay strong Mecha-Eva!
Would going to the doctors do anything?
>>460990Huh interesting. Have you started writing it out at all?
No.460994
Hugs are scary and stuff…
No.460995
>>460993Hehe, no
I am such a lazy shitter
>>460994Then you can hug my friend Enrique
He's the nicest guy alive
No.460996
>>460994Bear hugs lead to maulings
No.460997
>>460984You should become a super hero who rides a skateboard
>>460987Cone to America if you've got the money
No.460998
I am off to bed or at least to try to sleep.
Have a great day/night.
Good night
>>460997But America is pretty dangerous nowadays…
>>460989Oh? That sucks.
>>460993Some think it may, I'm not so sure since I've been there many a times during this time.
No.460999
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>>460983Nyeeeeh
No.461000
My tablets webcam broked.
No.461001
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>>461000You never used it, though.
No.461002
>>461001The rear camera to shoot pictures.
No.461003
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>>461002Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
No.461004
been daydreaming all morning about getting married and adopting a little girl and doing fun stuff with her like going to the park and the movies and shopping and stuff
do you guys want children or not?
No.461005
>>460998Maybe try a different doctor's office or see a specialist~
>>460999How are you doing this morning Ice Cream?
No.461006
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No.461007
>>461004Eventually yes, but not anytime soon
No.461008
>>461003Ye it no work.
>>461004Not yet.
No.461009
>>461004In the future, yes.
No.461010
>>461004not until later in life and financially stable….and even then i'm 50/50 about it
No.461011
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>>461008That's the extent of my technical knowledge.
Try cooking some spaghetti.
No.461012
>>461004-and hasing tea parties!- \^_^/
No.461013
>>461004I'd make a horrible parent.
No.461014
>>461006yess it isss
hai <3
>>461007when is eventually? cause you wouldn't wanna be like an old grandpa daddy, lol
>>461008how old?
>>461009seems most people feel the same, interdasting how people kinda see the future like a separate life time, i think i read something about this once, like you psychologically view your future and past self as a different person.
It's why it's easy to put something off till later, cause you're not totally consciously accepting it's you that will do it, you're mentally dumping it on some future person you don't know yet
>>461010i see, financial stability is good to have yes c:
how old are you all? I'm 22 next month, idk if i'd need to wait much longer, got the maternal shizz bubbling away already
No.461015
>>461011Okay.
>>461014When I have girlfriend/wife, a house and a job, probably!
No.461016
>>461014It's also probably that I haven't even married the dream girl
GUY(?) to dick.
No.461017
>>461014I'd say early 30s
I want to be able to provide a good life for my family before I try to start one
No.461019
Taimu
for
nommings
No.461020
Does anyone here own Zeno Clash?
I just bought it because it was cheap
>>461014What's up?
>>461015It won't fix your problem, but spaghetti might help your mood
No.461021
>>461012yeah, it'd be nice to have a little girl who likes reading and tea parties, not whatever it is that ruins 90% of kids today :s
>>461013even if you're bad with other people's kids, i get the feeling that having your own kid would be different, like i cannot talk to children, nothing in common, but i think if if it was my own child i was bringing up, it would be much different
>>461015i see, makes sense c:
>>461016yeah, i suppose it gets clearer when you're closer to the situation c:
>>461017i think i'd be happy to be a mommy now, but yeah, super not financially able, heh, better shelf the idea ^^;
No.461022
>>461018AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.461023
>>461021I am too selfish and broken to have children.
No.461024
I'm going to kill you all
No.461025
>>461021^_^ -would take her to the zoo to look at the kangaroos too! And give her ninja turtles-
No.461026
Erin's kid is not going to want to let fake mommy come to school for parent-teacher night x.x
No.461028
>>461020not much, suffering aforementioned maternal pinings, heh
youu chance~?
>>461023idk, i still thing when it comes to the crunch, things would change.
>>461025heheh, yiss ^^
>>461026you are toxic, and this is not a conversation you are welcome in, cunt chan
No.461030
>>461028I just bought Zeno Clash with some change
this game looks insane.
No.461031
>>461028Things don't change that much.
No.461032
here look at this screenshot of my recent DQ purchase OH WHOOPS ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY BALANCE OF $60,000+ SHOWING OH GOSH DARN HOW CLUMSY OF ME
No.461033
>>461029ur just a babby yet ^^ :3c
>>461030never heard of it, what kind of game is it?
>>461031we'll see.
maybe one day you'll be a much loved grandfather, heh
No.461034
>>461028I want a son, I will teach him american football and but him cute shorts when he's small
No.461035
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>>461005Nooothing special~
No.461036
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>>461033It's a first person game where you have to fight people with your fists
Shit's weird but I love it
No.461037
>>461033I wouldn't make it far enough to be a grandfather.
No.461038
No.461040
I'm out thread
Have a good day/night
No.461041
>>461034you having children worries me, i don't think you should be allowed near impressionable people
>>461036i see c:
>>461037everyone thinks/hopes that, but like 95% of us are gonna be old one day :/
>>461040nini shiro <3
No.461043
No.461044
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>>461041Bloodchan shouldn't be allowed to breed.
No.461045
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smokers inexplicably out-live the non smokers, people get cancer and make it through.
if you got HIV at age 22 in 1995, you'd have about 2/3 years to live, nowadays, you will live to an average of 69.
we are all unfortunately going to be really old, barring maybe the 2 or 3 of us that successfully an hero
No.461046
>>461045I am going to shoot myself in the head at the age of 60. I will either take my own life before I reach old age or I will die sooner.
No.461047
>>461045-thinks heart disease isn't that negotiable and that lots of people from our generation are just going to drop over from sedentary living.-
No.461049
>>461046why 60 in particular?
i was wondering the other day, it seems worse to be 40 than 50, i couldn't figure out why
>>461047do you think many here are prone to heart disease?
what's the average rate :o
also, that doesn't normally get life-claimy till past 50 i think
No.461051
gonna take my doggie out, brb x
No.461052
>>46104950 is enough time to be devoted to being alive with ten yeas to slow down and prepare for death.
No.461053
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such doge
No.461054
>>461049-thinks the average rate isn't going to give an accurate picture of our generation as we have no examples to weigh against of a group of people less active, with higher salt diets. Heart disease is already the #1 cause of mortality in the west and those numbers are held in check by examples from previous generations who lived lives far more condusive to healthy hearts than us. And you'r eright, TRADITIONALLY 50+ is catastrophic heart disease time. BUt recent decades it has moved intot he 40s with the CDC putting out alarming reports of people in their mid 30s having cardiovascular health of 60 year olds.-
No.461055
>>461040fag butt
>>461041….I'm sorry but why not? I actually really do want a son
>>461043cute..
No.461056
No.461057
I can't believe Sonata RPed that whole wall
No.461058
>>461057-head tilts and squeaks-
No.461059
>>461050I actually completely agree!
No.461060
>>461059I know
I'm a genius
No.461061
>>461052i see
>>461054huh, idk. do many of us actually live like that though? i mean, i'm vegetarian, loads of us lift, i dun the we're all the fat neckbeards people assume us to be :3
>>461055you come across as an awful person, children shouldn't have to be influenced by people like you
No.461062
dun think*
No.461063
Andi came over and she found all the pictures of Ikts dick and those pics of 10x in a potato sack and my loli doujins
No.461065
>>461061-thinks vegetariaism has never been shown to increase cardiovascular health in the long term and lifting is well known to shorten lives. Gym lifestyles aren't as hard on a body as being overwieght but it's not what the human body evolved to do and causes a lot of problems long term.-
No.461066
>>461061Besides, the rate I'm going it'd be a miracle if I even reached 40.
No.461067
>>461058-huggies-
>>461061Wow erin, that's a very mean thing to say to me
No.461068
>>461065eh, idk then, maybe some of us are in for heart disease before we're old :o
>>461066heh, i know the feel tbh
>>461067you earned it <3
No.461069
>>461067^___^ <3 -brings you gluten free apples-
>>461068-puts away the medical reference books and assures you the numbers suggest a sad outcome for an unusually large percentage of this generation compared with traditional numbers. Is best to eat leafy green things and run a few times a week-
No.461070
>>461068I doubt that, but maybe a similar feeling.
No.461071
>>461064she was like IS THIS INCEST? WHY IS SHE CALLING HIM HER ONII-CHAN, DOES THAT MEAN BROTHER IN JAPANESE?
I was like "lol he's fucking his little sister, pay attention man"
She just started busting up and kept reading it, she read all 6 volumes lmao
No.461072
Fucking disgusting.
No.461073
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>>461072>mfw my irl friends are just as fucked up as I am No.461074
>>461069apples are already gluten free!
>>461068I did not, you're just salty because I'm telling the truth
No.461075
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>>461069i like leafy green things c: mostly
>>461070cocaine and tobacco addiction and debilitating depression were what made me worry, but now it's just the tobacco i guess.
>>461071lol, wat the fuck
she's gonna tell people about you mane :3
No.461076
>mfw thinking that being a degenerate equals being fucked up
>mfw thinking that being a degenerate is a good thing
No.461077
>>461075A lot of people think I'm depressed. I'm not, I'm just melancholy, that's all.
No.461078
>mfw this degenerate just got laid>>461075lol its fucking Andi, she knows about this community and has even tinychatted a couple of times
She already knows this stuff
No.461079
>mfw thinking that means anything to me
No.461080
>>461074o///o
>>461075\^_^/ -thinks you may be spared when the dustbunnies return-
No.461081
>>461080where are my apples anyway….
No.461082
>you will never pet a Mio
No.461083
heading out, chat soon
xx
No.461084
>>461083Add me on Steam, I want to talk to you
No.461085
>mfw thinking being a degenerate means anything to me
I have a stable job, have bought myself some nice stuff, actually have a social life, etc
feelsgoodman
No.461086
>mfw I am able to live rather comfortably
I am able to buy rather nice stuff as well, have a stable job, have friends, etc.
And I'm still not a degenerate scumbag.
No.461087
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>you will pet an ikt No.461088
>mfw i have no face to face ppl with
No.461089
>>461086You're missing out on life Fool
No.461090
Life is in full swing for me and I'm not missing a moment of it.
No.461091
>>461081-scurries up to you with the basket filled with apples, freshly shipped in their barrel.-
No.461092
>>461091wait…they really cum in barrels?
No.461094
Anthony-oniichan, doushio…
No.461095
No.461096
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>>461093#petiktjune2015
No.461098
-looks around quiet thread and plops down on the carpet- o.o
No.461099
File: 1428837235034.jpg (408.03 KB, 700x786, 350:393, I love it when you call me….jpg)
No.461101
>>461099-looks up at you and head tilts-
No.461102
File: 1428837426987.gif (41.84 KB, 515x562, 515:562, I love it when you call me….gif)
>>461101It's too calm in here.
No.461103
>Not being a degenerate
Why even live?
No.461105
>>461090At last, a kindred split-hair bro.
No.461107
Scoot, I want out
No.461108
>>461102-hangs his finger from his lip and looks around curiously…then makes a bright smile and hops up to grab the Dust Bunnies and Weasles board game!-
No.461109
>>461106-looks at your picture and wonders if you're about to interview the NInja Turtles-
No.461110
>>461107YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE THAT!
>>461109 No.461111
>>461106Absolute shenanigans.
>>461108I hope it's like snakes and ladders.
No.461112
>>461111The numbers confirm it heh
No.461113
>>461110o.o
>>4611110.0 -doesn't like snakes. It's more like shark attack with the dust bunnies running from the weasles- :3
No.461115
File: 1428838203603.jpg (435.93 KB, 618x869, 618:869, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461112And now I'm hungry.
>>461113Never played shark attack.
No.461116
No.461117
>>461115Go find nourishment
No.461118
File: 1428838551705.png (622.41 KB, 530x679, 530:679, I love it when you call me….png)
>>461116That is terrifying.
>>461117I have failed.
No.461119
>>461118Try harder. Lest you waste away into nothingness.
No.461120
No.461121
File: 1428838719789.jpg (119.2 KB, 550x654, 275:327, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461119time to lower my expectations
No.461122
>>461110I fucking hate this place
No.461123
File: 1428838953748.jpg (129.69 KB, 568x814, 284:407, I love it when you call me….jpg)
No.461124
>>461121Grab McDonalds! The horror!
>>461122Lol, sure you do.
No.461125
Mmm~ McDonalds ^_^
No.461126
>>461122-sads for you and wipes tears from eyes-
>>461123-hands you the dice with yams instead of dots-
No.461127
>tfw no loli hugs
No.461129
>new mad max film coming out
well shit
No.461130
>>461125be nice and share!
No.461131
>>461129You should take me on a date to go see it
No.461132
>>461131you dont even live in the same continent as me
No.461133
full HD IMAX
No.461134
No.461135
File: 1428840020030.jpg (282.24 KB, 847x600, 847:600, I love it when you call me….jpg)
I'm going to die.
Go on without me, Scoots.
No.461136
No.461137
Okay Tak.
:3
No.461138
>>461132Of course I do
I've just been vacationing in America my entire life
No.461139
No.461140
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>>461125It's
icky No.461146
No.461148
>tfw can't make gay insults against anybody in this community
No.461149
No.461150
No.461151
>gave dick pic to male poster
>even suggests calling anyone else gay as an insult
No.461152
do boys look at their own dick when they fap
No.461153
No.461154
No.461155
>>461151I'm still here
please kill me
>>461152Yes.
It's hard not to.
No.461156
you homo bros
No.461158
No.461159
Wait!
I
Forgot the image
No.461162
No.461164
>>461160what prompted you to ask that btw?
No.461165
>>461155The memers send their regards *stabs*
No.461166
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>>461162no, dysphorias, i closed my eyes and went off in my head
>>461164idk, people being called gay for having dick pics
you ALL stare at dicks sometimes
No.461168
No.461169
>>461159-stares curiously at the tree kitty-
No.461170
>>461165I'm very dead.
>>461166Eeeeeerin!
No.461173
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No.461174
No.461175
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>461166I'm guilty of soliciting (that word sounds so malicious) dick pics from a lot of boys I meet online, but i never save nor do I fap to them
Not sure what that says about me
>>461169>>461172>>>461168french fries!
No.461176
File: 1428842195228.png (622.41 KB, 530x679, 530:679, I love it when you call me….png)
>>461174Let's have a good old fashioned game of Roshambo
No.461177
*touch*
No.461178
>>461173butt y
>>461175definitely sounds kinda homo to me c:
No.461179
>>461176I dont into south park gaemz
but okay
No.461180
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to come back here again.
No.461181
File: 1428842473569.jpg (292.23 KB, 515x727, 515:727, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461178Because I'm a gentle flower.
>>461179I've changed my mind
>>461180AAAAAHHH
No.461183
>>461178pfft the only reason I imagine licking them or playing with them is because I see it a lot in porn and can't help it
that's all
No.461184
No.461185
No.461186
Hi, I'm here again.
No.461187
There appears to be a lot of touching going on today.
Is adult supervision required?
No.461188
File: 1428842733698.png (428.84 KB, 800x561, 800:561, I love it when you call me….png)
>>461182Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>461185Let's just eat shrubs instead.
>>461186My love~
No.461190
No.461191
>>461188I know, right?
>>461189Are you supervising them?
No.461192
>>461188>>461190I feel really loved now.
No.461193
>>461188speaking of foods. I go eat now
No.461194
>>461192 Don't tell me you do it with Tak…
No.461195
>>461191Yeah, I tell them not to touch each other or themselves in public.
No.461196
>>461181you're a genital plower
>>461183ookay c:
>>461184*butt meets touch*
>>461187I'm an adult.
No.461197
>>461194Don't worry, I don't.
Tak just loves me, that's all.
No.461198
>>461195Does that ever work?
>>461196Sure y'are, dear.
No.461200
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>>461191heya Dotter.
>>461192♥ Here, have a heart.
>>461196Not even once.
No.461201
>>461198Not really, usually it just ends up me telling them not to touch me too much in the public.
>>461199I don't really do that much people, y'know.
>>461200Aww, thanks, I'll try not to eat it.
No.461202
>>461200How's it going, Takitak?
No.461203
>>461196Do you like touches?
No.461204
>>461201Some people just don't listen, do they?
No.461205
>>461201There's something wrong with that
not sure what
>>461202SO TIRED
No.461206
>>461201Did you bring any food for me?
No.461207
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so long, shitty ps4, you shalnt be missed
>>461175wat
No.461208
>>461205Shouldn't you be sleeping or something equally crazy?
No.461209
>>461204Yeah. I do like being touched, yes, but not by everyone and not everywhere.
Touches should be mostly saved in private.
>>461205Yeah, I guess so.
-is devouring the heart-
>>461206Uh, I don't think that I count as food.
No.461210
>>461207Why did you kill PS4
no
No.461211
>>461198yess
>>461200how unlewd
>>461203sometimes :3
No.461212
File: 1428843243202.jpg (93.12 KB, 850x478, 425:239, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461208Are you saying that because of my reputation for saying asinine shit?
>>461209Not gonna read into this
the taste must be strong
>>461211I'll plow your genitals
softly.
No.461213
No.461214
>>461210it was shit
>>461211hey erin, hows things?
No.461215
>>461212It tastes funny.
>>461213Huh, I did?
No.461216
>>461207All my tears for the dearly departed ps4.
>>461209Yeah, touches have to be done properly.
The right time and right place.
>>461211Oh, ok~
>>461212Why, I would never!
I hold you up as the shining star of reputability here.
No.461217
>>461216Mm-hm. Head rubs and hugs are fine in the public, that's like the max.
No.461218
>>461216see
>>461214i regret buying it
No.461219
>>461212sounds fun c:
then harder a bit tho
rrr
>>461214good good c: how bout youu? ^^
>>461216yea ^^
No.461220
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>>461215I eat a lot of red meat.
Sorry.
>>461216That's even funnier than what I said!
>>461219I'll go get the power drill.
No.461221
>>461215Yeah, in fact I've taken you in quite a few times
No.461222
>>461217Wouldn't want to get to lewd in public, yeah.
>>461220I pride myself on the funny shit I say.
No.461223
>>461219bretty good, really wishing id bought a pair of headphones yesterday though
No.461224
>>461211*gentle pet*
>>461214no
but
next gen
1080p 24fps
cinemagic experience
No.461225
>>461220It's fine, I like meat too
>>461221Oh, huh. Hmm, I guess that's true.
I'm still waiting on that talk you wanted to have with me tho.
>>461222Yeah, those things are much better in private, I'd just feel awkward in the public.
No.461226
File: 1428843607110.jpg (348.96 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461222All kidding aside, I am deeply emotionally wounded.
>>461225Here's where I make a joke about you loving my meat.
No.461227
>>461224>cinemagic experienceFull techni24kcolour times.
No.461228
>>461220no ew :x
>>461223kewl, any reason in particular?
>>461224*smiles*
No.461229
No.461230
>>461226I'm sure that my meat is better.
>>461229Ooh! Tea! Thank you~
It's nice to see you again -smiles-
No.461231
isn't the standard now like 4k @ 60 fps?
No.461232
>>461226Aw man, what have you got to be deeply emotionally wounded about?
No.461233
>>461224lel
>>461228my old ones are kill, and my speakers are shit
No.461234
>>461231My standard is like 720p @ 20 fps.
No.461235
>>461231The standard is whatever costs the most at a given time.
It utilises curved screens and 3D glasses.
No.461236
>>461234Sorry, that was a lie.
Let's go with 480p @ 15 fps
No.461237
File: 1428843801245.jpg (94.26 KB, 550x778, 275:389, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461228Guess we're just gonna have to settle for my penis.
>>461230Prove it?
>>461232I have no food right now.
I really need some, daughter.
No.461238
>>461237I'd rather not make you feel jealous.
No.461239
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No.461240
>>461237I feel for ya, Tak.
It's a hard, emotionally crippling life when you don't have food to eat.
No.461241
No.461242
File: 1428843958535.jpg (176.53 KB, 850x897, 850:897, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461238Can't be jealous if you willingly give it to me.
>>461240The struggle.
No.461243
>>461241I recently bought chocolate flavored tea, it's tasty.
You should try to find it, too.
>>461242I don't really feel like posting that picture again now.
No.461244
>>461233aw, i see, that sucks :/
>>461234>>461236idk what my standard is, most thing don't backend for the frontend setup you buy anyway :/
>NEW 4k TV>channels still broadcast 4:3 800 × 600>>461235fuck all that noise
full 3D with no glasses and no crazy restricted viewing angle, and i will be impressed
>>461237woah
um
sure
^^;
>>461239*ruffles*
No.461245
>>461242You should write a book about it.
>>461243> bought chocolate flavored teaCan I get some?
No.461246
>>461244I was talking about gaming on my PC.
>>461245Uh, sure I guess, lemme go boil some water.
No.461247
>>461243You're doing this on purpose.
>>461244Hope you like sausage.
>>461245Too weak
you know
from hunger
No.461248
>>461244Geez. You're just asking too much here!
No.461249
>>461244.///.
Will you be getting an Oculus Rift or some comparable VR HMD?
No.461250
>>461244everything is so muddy ;_;
h-hold me
No.461251
>>461246Yay!
I actually have some Finnish tea here.
>>461247If I feed you, will you write about The Struggle?
No.461252
>>461247Well, I did take a new picture few days ago for someone, but the angle isn't so good… And it still would be lewd and embarrassing to show it!
>>461251I've got like four different tea right now. :3
No.461254
>>461251Maybe
I'll probably just get an erection.
>>461252Seems entirely too convenient.
No.461255
>>461252> And it still would be lewd and embarrassing to show it!I'd be ok with that.
I've got a small box with a variety of white teas
> dat blueberry muffin flavourAnd some elderberry/quince and peach/pineapple/orange black teas. Delicious.
No.461256
No.461257
>>461253W-why?!
>>461254Nahh.
>>461255Goddammit, do I really need to show it now?
Ooh, those sound tasty!
I've just got green tea with osmanthus, chocolate flavored tea, raspberry tea and apple and cinnamon tea.
No.461258
>>461246ah, idk what res my gaming laptop is, is dual card though, everything i play runs fine 25+fps i think
>>461247sorry, i'm a veggie, we should probably call this off :/
>>461248it sounds reasonable at least :o
>>461249no, a waste of moneys, you'd hate having to wear a dumb head thing to play games and you'd never use it
I read an article on this very topic about why they will fail like VR already did in the 90s, lol, i kinda figured that would be the case, nobody even wants a 3D TV if it means glasses
>>461250why muddy :s
No.461259
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>>461256You brought this on yourself.
>>461257Who was it originally for?
No.461260
Hi Dotter
Bye Dotter
Going shopping brb.
No.461261
>>461258Mine is 1366x768, but like i could run games of that resolution unless they are like ten years old.
>>461259Now that's a too personal question.
No.461262
>>461257Yep!
They are, but I'm almost out of the peach/pineapple stuff and that was my fave. I bought a large box of the elderberry/quince stuff when I was last in Finland, so I've still got plenty of that.
Yours sound pretty tasty too! I'll have to get some more or get someone to bring some over to the UK for me.
>>461259No complaints here, guv. Bring it on.
>>461260See ya~
No.461263
>>461258theyre £9 pc speakers
No.461264
>>461258I'll wrap it in lettuce.
>>461261Just tell me.
Was it someone who posts here?
>>461262Godzilla is my dad.
No.461265
This is a penis:
http://uploadpie.com/qPAtI>>461262Hmph.
-pours you a cup of chocolate flavored tea.-
I think that you can find these teas elsewhere, the manufacturer is Victorian
>>461264Yes.
No.461267
File: 1428844730659.jpg (68.33 KB, 487x650, 487:650, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461265That's scandalous.
I BET IT WAS LIMES
No.461268
>>461266Now you owe me an opinion of that.
>>461267How is it scandalous?
And who is limes?
No.461269
>dat dribble
saved
No.461270
>>461264I'm getting more intrigued.
>>461265Mein Gott, a penis!
Thanks~
Yeah, I need to have another look around. I haven't been that impressed with the selection of flavoured teas in the UK so far.
No.461271
>>461243-looks at you with wide, hungry eyes-
No.461272
>>461261do you use dual monitors? something i learned is your graphics card doesn't load balance between monitors, they each get a divided half of the power, so if you unplug extra monitors before you game, you get much more power for graphics c:
at least i recall reading it works like that anyway.
>>461263oh, muddy sound, i get it c:
>>461264hmm
and dressing?
No.461273
File: 1428844856789.jpg (111.13 KB, 741x1000, 741:1000, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461268This…
>>460885Is limes.
>>461270I'm a scientist, blah blah blah.
>>461272Whatever floats your boat.
No.461274
No.461275
>>461273Include me in your experiments.
No.461276
>>461269.///.
>>461270<///<
Well, if you know something it's that majority of people in UK don't know how to brew tea properly.
>>461271Whaaaaaaaaat?
>>461272I've got a crappy laptop.
>>461273Oh, no, I didn't show it to Zoe.
No.461277
>>461268It's alright, I guess.
No.461278
>>461276-has never had chocolate tea and waaaaants-
No.461279
>>461276A very nice penis too.
I'm not surprised. I don't know what the proper method is either.
Teach meeeeee.
No.461280
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>>461275But that's fucking gay, Dotter.
And illegal in the US.
>Not the UK though>>461276Damn it.
I'll guess it eventually.
No.461281
No.461282
>>461277Thanks.
I think that you're alright, too
>>461278O-oh, you want that…
-pours you a cup of chocolate flavored tea-
It's like your average black tea, except that it's a bit sweeter and tastes a bit like chocolate :3
>>461279Aw, thanks .///.
Here's a really, really, really, really good tip.
Read the instructions.
>>461280Yeah, it'll be there for about half an hour.
>>461281Don't do that in the public!!!
If you want to do that you gotta add me on Steam and seduce me!
No.461283
>>461280Sounds like you'd better come over here, then.
>>461282Anytime~
Instructions? On my tea? Sheer lunacy.
Besides, I do follow those instructions. I thought you meant some particularly special method of brewing tea.
No.461284
File: 1428845166568.jpg (407.67 KB, 1000x708, 250:177, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461282UNLESS I SAVE IT
Which I won't
1. Because it's weird.
2. Because someone else will.
No.461285
>>461282*suckles on the tip*
:3
No.461286
>>461282What you're saying is I'm compatible with your junk?
No.461287
>>461282-sits beside you and has last cup of tea of the day before bed- <3
No.461289
File: 1428845307524.jpg (478.04 KB, 948x1120, 237:280, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461283A lovely offer.
I didn't save it
clearly you did.
No.461290
>>461283Nah, it's just that people just threw the tea bag in some temperature water for a minute and then spoil it with too much milk and sugar.
>>461284Good boy ^^
>>461285http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jerashi/ignore
>>461286No, no, I just think that you're alright. Like body hair, as long as they don't bother - let them be. :3
Okay, I just don't really know you, that's all.
>>461287-sips tea- You have an odd sleeping schedule, gotta say.
No.461291
No.461292
>>461290I'm nice and cute and not at all manipulative and cold and antisocial.
Is it alright if I add you on Steam so you send me more pictures of your body?
No.461293
>>461291Yeah, that was funny when it came out in 2006.
No.461294
>>461289Indeed. It would be nice to have visitors too.
I opened it, but haven't saved it yet.
I need to admire it properly first.
>>461290Utter heathens.
I've been to those weird countries where they think you're utterly bizarre for adding milk to tea. I gained a taste for milkless tea for a while after that.
> adds you on steam No.461295
Pls response and everything.
No.461296
No
No.461297
>>461293sorry, dad
>>461295*touches you*
No.461298
didnt know where else to upload a webm to post
No.461299
>>461290-snugs and scurries off to bed-
No.461300
>>461292So you are opposite of those things, understood.
And yeah, you can add me.
>>461294No, no, milk in tea is fine, it's just better without milk in every way.
>>461299Sleep tight
No.461301
File: 1428845564852.jpg (462.85 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461290Anything for you, of course.
>>461292Totally inconspicuous.
Excellent spycraft.
>>461294I'm all bark and no bite.
You should know this.
>>461295*prod*
No.461302
File: 1428845583551.gif (496.95 KB, 500x303, 500:303, Leave me alone, for you kn….gif)
>>461297I've forgiven you for worse, son.
No.461303
>>461297QT PLS DAS GAY MANE
>>461301*cooms*
No.461305
>>461300I think that depends on the tea.
But yeah, I did gain more of an appreciation for it.
>>461301It'd be funny to see how incredibly awkward you would be in person.
No.461306
>>461303*touches you all over*
No.461307
>>461305You know that tea has health benefits, right?
Milk ruins them all.
No.461308
File: 1428845756106.jpg (68.33 KB, 487x650, 487:650, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461303What does that even.
>>461304Want another heart?
They've got a peculiar taste
or so I'm told
>>461305YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT WHAT YOU CAN'T FIND.
No.461309
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Yayyy gewd mornyan~
No.461310
>>461306*moans and other gay things*
No.461311
No.461312
Too much stuff going on abort
-goes away-
No.461313
>>461310*takes your clothes off while youre preoccupied with moaning*
No.461314
>>461307Yeah, but it tastes so GOOD.
>>461308Don't bet against me, Takky.
>>461309Manananananana
No.461315
File: 1428845910837.jpg (510.79 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, I love it when you call me….jpg)
>>461314I'm an expert when it comes to hiding.
I'm still one other poster
and nobody knows which one
No.461316
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>>461311I did, yush. But i dont wanna go to work tomorrow
>>461314Squish why did you hate mee
No.461317
>>461316You could take the day off and
misleading spoiler me, babe.
No.461318
>>461315Probably the most outrageous one, right?
>>461316I'm no Squish!
No.461319
>>461318What makes you say that?
I'm so timid.
No.461320
No.461321
No.461322
So Jerashi's a cunt.
Anyone else want to ERP?
No.461323
>>461319HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>461320I'm Dotter!
No.461324
>>461322ME
HI LOCO
HI
LOVE YOU
No.461325
No.461326
>>461322*puts unreasonably large things inside your butt*
No.461327
>>461322I'll do it.
Totally platonic
of course
>>461323WHAT'S FUNNY?
No.461328
>>461327You, Tak! You're today's #1 comedian!
No.461329
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>>461328I was 100% serious.
No.461330
>>461329> you> 100% seriousAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.461331
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No.461332
jerashis soft willy in nibbleable :3
No.461333
>>461331C'mon, Tak.
You wouldn't know dead serious if it bit you on the ankle and zombified you.
No.461335
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No.461336
>>461326*erupts like a geyser*
No.461337
No.461338
>>461332WOAH LEWD.
>>461336What's the biggest thing you've stuffed inside you?
No.461343
>>461335I knew you couldn't keep it up.
Are you on steam/skype these days? I still have one of your dead steam accounts from back in the year.
No.461347
>>461343I have one of those?
No.461348
Cats are the best. There is no other truth.
No.461352
>>461347You once did, yeah.
No.461357
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>>461352What's the name?
Get in the new thread.