No.474640[Last 50 Posts]
Come and get your bread~
No.474647
DONE WITH LITTLE KIDS WHHOOOOO
No.474648
*Nomnom*
No.474652
>>474644-waves-
imma walk the dog
No.474653
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What kind of cookie are you?
No.474654
No.474655
I never understood the point of making an autist community that is segregated from the rest of the autist neetlords, to me it just seems like destine for failure.
Please explain.
No.474656
>get home from work
>go to sleep
>wake up
>leave for work
No.474657
>>474655I mean this all sounds like you're quoting random anons from /b/ but random anons from /b/ wouldn't say 'board'
No.474658
>>474653A Fortune Cookie, naturally~
No.474659
No.474660
>>474657I am the god of /b/, I am what /b/ wants to be.
No.474661
>>474643 (God's hand)
So who can see your penis?
>>474644 (Orion-sama)
Yeah but not in that way
No.474662
>>474658What's my fortune then? :3c
No.474663
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>>474658so if I break you in half I get a piece of paper with a fortune?
No.474666
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Theres an imposer Cookie…
>>474649hi
>>474651Your noooot cookie… >~> ;-;
I'm cookie…
Your fortune..
No.474667
>>474664It makes me want to kill myself.
No.474668
Why is Steven trying to hard?
No.474670
>>474663If you break me in half, I'd probably die.
…I do not recall eating a paper, though.
>>474662"You can open doors with your charm and patience."
No clarification.
No.474672
>>474666Hail Satan
jkYou must cut their head off
There can only be 1 Cooki
>>474670I like it~
No.474673
>>474666I've been using this trip for 21 months!
I was even called FortuneCookie in the TC you joined, at the time.
You're not Cookie, You're Cooki!.
There are two Cookies. I'm one of them.
No.474674
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>>474670but that's what you do to fortune cookies
No.474678
>>474674Aye, but have you ever stopped to think about the pain of the Cookie?
Have you ever taken into consideration their plight?
No.474679
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>>474668Hey man, I never really ever talked to you, or ever really liked you, but there is no need to be slinging insults like that.
No.474680
>>474678No, not really
its fun!
No.474681
>>474672I'm glad I'm not the bearer of ill news.
No.474682
>>474679We talked before while I was under a different name and we got along pretty well :/
No.474683
>>474680You'd break a poor, innocent Cookie just for the Fortune inside, fully aware of what you're putting it's family through?
No.474684
>>474672haha, They might live long tho because they are cockroaches.
>>474673>~> No.474685
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>>474683Yep, and then I eat it!
No.474686
>>474684Never tried to imitate you, sorry.
How ya doing?
No.474687
>>474652Byebye!
>>474661That isn't what I meant v.v
No.474688
I thought your name didn't have an "e", Cooki.
No.474690
>>474681I'm glad too ^^
Have you been a cannibal and checked your own fortune?
>>474684Then we shall crush them :3c
No.474691
>>474684Are you dating Tsuchimikado-san?
>>474687I'm asexual…
>>474689You are Steven right?
I don't know…
No.474695
>>474685Y-YOU
BULLY! ;~;
>>474688It doesn't!
(This is Fortune.)
>>474690I wouldn't. I like surprises.
No.474696
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>474688Fort is posting as Cookie.40g
No.474697
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>>474695Its ok, I wont eat you.
Yet~
No.474698
>>474694/b/ shittards aren't worth it, let alone you subhuman scum
No.474699
>>474692I guess not then
>>474693That's why I don't like affection
No.474700
No.474701
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No.474702
>>474699I was kinda trying to get you to go away :3
But you're not like you used to be, so it's okay. Byebye ^^
No.474703
>>474669I has 181 asian webm's, no audio. You want a dropbox link to a .zip?
No.474704
>>474699CONGRATULATIONS ON EVENTUALLY GUESSING THAT YOUR SHIT GUESS WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED
No.474705
>>474699You know my only pleasure
Is to hear you cry
I'd love to hear you cry
I'd love to feel you die
And I'll be the first
To watch your funeral
And I'll be the last to leave
And when you're down beyond the ground
I'll dig up your body again
And make love to shame
No.474706
>>474702How was I different from before? D:
>>474704Are you okay?
No.474707
>>474686sleepy, bout tosleepwith mybaby cousin.
>>474691no? I don't have a boyfriend
No.474708
>>474703Ah yes please ^^
That'd be amazing~
No.474709
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No.474710
Added an E-mail field because ANNOYING.
>>474701Whatcha up to?
>>474707Aw, cute.
How old?
Baby-Baby?
No.474711
>>474708aight. It will be a while but I am uploading it now. I had to update it because the bulk dated back to a year ago. It's 470 MB
No.474712
>>474698I wasn't aware subhuman scum such as myself was even a topic of our conversation. I can understand how being a reflection of a piss poor community could lesser your self esteem. I will pity you for that.
No.474713
>>474705Is that a poem?
>>474707Oh I thought you were dating him kek
>>474709I'm sorry but I think you should go take a nap
No.474716
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>>474712It's astounding how much him, Jack, and Murder act alike.
No.474717
>>474714Took me a while.
Got plans?
No.474718
>>474715If you dislike this place why are you here?
No.474719
>>474718SAME REASON YOU ARE HERE
AMUSEMENT
UNLESS YOU ARE HERE FOR SOCIAL REASONS IN WHICH CASE
FUCKN RIOTLFL
No.474720
>>474716They all kind of fall under the category of generic in my opinion.
No.474721
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>>474718Can I be Kotori? <3
No.474722
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>>474720Kind of. It's just so amusing to watch them flail about while desperately seeking approval.
No.474723
>>474719I'm not a social person at all…
Well this place is really boring so you won't get amusement here unless you start it
>>474721I think that's Wish's avatar
No.474724
>not ♥ing brian
brain problems general
No.474725
>>474711Ah kk. Just post in thread whenever it's finished unless you want to send it over steam
I'm about to head out for a few hours, but I'll get it when I can :3
>>474713Shut up hoe
=========================Bai everyone~
No.474726
brian is god
No.474727
>>474723>you won't get amusement here unless you start it I'M AWARE
IT'S WHY I RARELY COME HERE
SO YOU YOURSELF ARE NOT A SOCIAL PERSON
AND YOU DON'T CREATE AMUSEMENT YOURSELF
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU?
No.474729
>>474725Wait where are you going?
No.474730
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>>474724>>474726BLINDLESS DRONE MEME CENTRAL
No.474731
>>474725aight. I'll get it to you as soon as I can.
No.474732
>>474730♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
No.474733
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>>474727Why are you so mean to me? We should RP as furry dogs and cyber all the time ;~;
No.474734
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>>474723shhh- then who can i be? T_T
No.474735
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>>474722It's kind of baffling how transparent they can be sometimes. But whatever.
No.474736
Cooki I thought your name didn't have an 'e' in it
No.474737
>>474733PRESSING X AND D ENOUGH TO CREATE A RESPONSE TO YOU WOULD VOID WARRANTY FOR MY KEYBOARD
No.474738
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No.474739
>>474734Be the loli Yoshino
>>474737I don't play video games
Well, except Fallout
No.474740
>>474739no wai shes weak as fuck ;-;
No.474741
>>474739THIS RESPONSE IS NOT A VALID RESPONSE TO THE COMMENT YOU ARE RESPONDING TO
CONSIDER THE HELIUM EXIT STRATEGY BEFORE SUBMITTING YOU NEXT RESPONSE
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE
No.474742
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>>474740lool
taht's what makes her cute!
No.474743
>>474736Kill la kill yourself~ <3
>>474738>are you fucking stupid or are you just fucking pretending.png10/10 use of that one, here.
No.474744
>>474741-yawns into your face- huh..?
No.474745
>>474744I have no response to this outside of this macro response.
No.474747
>>474746You're not worth a response outside of this prewritten macro response.
No.474748
Everyone should post while naked
This will accomplish nothing of interest
No.474749
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>>474742hell no ;-; ill just take kurumiiii
No.474751
No.474752
>>474748IS MY SCROTUM SUPPOSED TO BE BRUISED THIS BAD???
I HAD A BAD BIKE ACCIDENT
No.474754
>>474748wearing clothes ever
No.474755
>>474747I am bored of you…
>>474749If you want, I don't mind, she's not my original ava anyway
No.474757
N҉e҉i҉l҉.҉.҉.҉W҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ a҉r҉e҉ y҉o҉u҉ N҉e҉i҉l҉?҉ I҉t҉'҉s҉ s҉o҉ c҉o҉l҉d҉.҉
No.474758
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No.474759
>>474755You're lucky I even responded to you, I was bored of you in 2012.
No.474760
>>474758It's way too big to upload, no homo
>>474759I wasn't here in 2012, I came in 2014
No.474761
Like at least some of you fucking spastic pieces of shit might be new, but this bloorlord shitlord has been around for ages and ever thread the only time this fuck has ever appeared to be interesting is when others have brought up how much of a useless piece of shit he is, too bad he doesn't live up to his reputation reirRAOFL
No.474762
>>474752uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm
>>474753You will find the answers you seek when naked.
>>474756you're mean for calling me mean
No.474763
whip it just passed 2000 plays
No.474764
M҉a҉g҉.҉.҉.҉n҉i҉f҉.҉.҉.҉i҉c҉e҉n҉t҉ D҉e҉s҉.҉.҉.҉o҉l҉a҉.҉.҉.҉t҉i҉o҉n҉
No.474765
What is Steven's power lvl?
No.474766
>>474760I WAS TRYING TO JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU WEREHHERE FUCKING USELESS PIEACE OF SHIT BEFRORE YOU EVEN EXISTED BUT THIS WENT RIGHT FUKN PAST U OFCOURZSE
No.474767
>>474748>Everyone should post while nakedNahhh, I'm alright.
No.474768
>>474762you're mean caaauuse..
stuff
No.474769
>>474767Fortune, are you as cute as I imagine you are irl?
>>474768You're actually cute
In fact you're cuter when you're serious
You should be serious more often
No.474770
I am naked under my plantsuit
No.474771
>>474769I always try n be less serious cause people get bored..
No.474772
>>474769I'd say no.
But people tend to call me cute…
No.474773
No.474774
>>474773Wanna talk about why we need to protect the Baltics?
No.474775
>>474765that's brian, not stevean bloorlord
No.474776
No.474777
>>474774Tokai, stop, you're making me blush .////.
No.474778
>>474776Mostly posters from here.
No.474780
No.474781
>>474769am i cute
I want to be cute.
No.474783
>>474780Got nothing right now.
>>474781Can you do me a favor and post a pic of my face?
More importantly though, Hey Loco.
No.474784
>>474781This is not of my discretion
No.474785
>>474779Whatever happened to him?
No.474786
>>474782You're being 2cute when you talk like that
No.474787
>him
No.474788
>>474785started doing shit apparently
No.474789
He's the boy.
>>474784oh, what, you can pass judgment on everyone else but not on me?
mean.
No.474790
>The pic I expected.
You're the best.
No.474791
>>474786i dont reaally understand but oki
No.474792
>>474789Kind of shocked he was in a BEDROOM with a GIRL with a VAGINA.
No.474793
>>474790this is what i needed from lime. thank you.
No.474794
>>474792it's his sister, Doctor Who star Billie Piper
No.474795
>>474792>Sister.>>474793Yeah, sure.
So. How ya doing?
No.474796
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No.474797
Man, I ate WAAAAAY too much because lol free food
What's up with you nignogs? We gettin' drunk tonight or what?
No.474798
>>474794>>474795Damn. He has a hot sister.
No.474799
>>474795celebrating. i just earned 200 euros by setting up a blog and related social media sites.
how is whatever's going on with you
not that i care, because i'm cute tsun.
No.474800
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>2014
>Not using Fortune's Sister as avatar.
>Reaction images, even
No.474801
I'd bang Fortune's sister
No.474802
cap our posts and share them with her. she'd be flattered.
No.474803
yo fortune's sister is hot
No.474804
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>>474801why not
both at the same time
No.474805
>>474799"Whatever is going on with you" would be being at Angel's place. Posting from here.
What's with the money?
No.474806
>>474804Because Fortune doesn't like dicks
No.474807
>>474801She's kind of hotter than yours.
No.474808
>>474805people were like "loco, loco, make us a website!" so I was like alright.
set up a wordpress site, got a nice theme, bought the domain. ez money.
also make me a Fortsis folder. she is aesthetically pleasing.
No.474809
>>474806You almost convinced him this morning
No.474810
No.474811
>>474807Man okay
what is up with that smile.
No.474812
>>474808Hah, nice. That's pretty much the way to go.
>Make me a Fortsis folder.I don't have enough for that.
6 decent pics at most.
No.474813
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>>474810Blood-chan, pls
You're just envious she has an actual vagina.
>>474811Colbs was gonna slam dunk that pussy.
No.474814
>>474807Comparing her to my sister makes me not want to bang her anymore
>>474809I just need to try harder, I guess
>>474811MAN WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR MOLE
No.474816
>>474814AHH I DIDN'T FORESEE THIS
DAMN YOU YOUR WIT
No.474817
are all the wincest fetishists only childs
No.474818
>>474789Today I dreamt I was a crewmember of a spacestation orbiting Jupiter's moon Io. The crew would jokingly call it Iowa, because conditions were unpleasant. We lost contact with a station located in the upper atmosphere of Jupiter. Alarmed, we decided to send a small shuttle with a scouting crew of nine members to inspect the situation. Peculiarly, the scouting crew made no contact for the duration of their investigation. Only six members returned. None of them would speak. They avoided the rest of us, sitting alone and rarely making eye contact. Except one scout. A veteran who looked a lot like Anthony Hopkins acted normally but claimed to fail to remember any details of his mission.
No.474819
damn why does everyone have dimepiece sisters?
No.474820
Post Sisters
>>474816>loco gets burned by scoots.webm>>474817Yes.
No.474821
File: 1429391629616.jpg (186.11 KB, 400x801, 400:801, 5b52e4a2b0f83963889240dbc0….jpg)
>>474814Probably more.
>>474815Close enough.
No.474822
File: 1429391633700.png (333.01 KB, 493x681, 493:681, be53fa278be0ad0b8cce344089….png)
>>474814just keep up the pressure
No.474823
>>474816Step to me again, bitch
>>474821Fucking gross
>>474822And eventually he'll become a diamond! Rock jokes!
No.474824
>>474818Pretty sure this is an Isaac Asimov story.
No.474825
>>474820my sister is 2cute to be posted, even for you.
No.474826
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>>474823probably just graphite
you're not the mantle of his life
No.474827
No.474828
>>474826Might cause a pretty big schist in his life, am I right?
No.474829
File: 1429391888836.jpg (318.98 KB, 568x798, 284:399, 872555dede4e58cb429361bb71….jpg)
>>474828a rift, more like
No.474830
>>474824No, this is an actual dream I had.
I'm very disappointed I was woken up and didn't get to finish it. Sitting on the deck to watch Io as we orbited was visually astonishing.
No.474831
I heard my name
No.474832
>>474830if you had been woken up you probably wouldn't have remembered it.
nice dream. mine are mostly about suicide/murder and/or TV shows.
#edge
No.474833
>>474830those dreams are so eeee the ones you wake up from in the middle of an improtant journey
No.474834
>>474832Are you doing the murdering?
No.474835
I don't know why that paranoid cocaine addict still says my name
No.474836
>>474825Ooh, Loco is a sis?
Now I'm curious. Damn you.
>>474831Get medication for that.
No.474837
>>474836I meant the thread
No.474838
>>474834yeah. it's usually about horrible consequences associated with it.
>>474836>Loco is a sisUm, no. no that isn't what I meant. and I wouldn't post pictures like that here. I'm not a slut.
No.474839
>>474837Oh, haven't noticed.
Regardless, how're you doing?
No.474840
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>>474837-rubs your back-
play league ^^
No.474841
>>474838Shit. ACTUALLY didn't mean to say that.
I also wouldn't be
very curious about that.
No.474842
>>474839I'm doing great, it's like the warm day outside for the past 7 months, I wish I didn't have to spend it indoors though…
>>474840Ow and heeeellllll no
I don't play those nerdy games
No.474843
>>474841>adding very so, what, you're gay now?
No.474844
>>474838I'm going to assume you'll grow up to be a serial killer and avoid you henceforth.
>>474833Do you remember any?
No.474846
>>474843No. Just a very curious person.
>>474842Why do you have to, then?
No.474847
>>474844they all end up in like high places like a flying balloon hut or in camps where people gathered which happened last night actually like it was a no cellphone thing and I accidentally had one ven though I barely use it and I barely ihd it from a teacher right and well I do not remember more because I woke up when the teachers walked by but there were these supercomplicated rules of what you wer allowed to do and just they all stop in the middle I think it was because my phone was screaming because it was running out of butter so there was that
No.474848
>>474846I'm not allowed outside
No.474849
No.474850
>>474849My mom and brother
No.474851
>>474847Do they not let you have cellphones in college in Norway?
No.474852
>>474850Why won't they let you outside?
No.474853
>>474852She'll frighten the good people.
No.474854
>>474852Because my brother found me beating a stray dog
No.474855
No.474856
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>>474855Tsuchi, you are a 27-year-old NEET and all you do is talk shit with nothing to back it up, shut your mouth already
No.474857
tsuchi's 22.
No.474858
>>474853Doing what?
>>474854Why would you?
No.474859
>>474858Beating stray dogs, allegedly.
No.474860
>>474856I isn't him and that was a question, not a statement.
No.474861
>>474858>Why would you?some people find it exciting. like cutting, or bungee jumping.
No.474862
>>474860Kay, Tsuchi ^^
>>474858I don't remember, I was bored mostly
No.474863
actually, i'd say most people find it exciting and/or pleasurable, that's just outweighed by a sense of pity/remorse/empathy.
imo.
No.474864
>>474861Some people are just disgusting.
No.474865
>>474859Yeah. That stuff ain't okay.
>>474861It COULD have been a misunderstanding. Might have been attacked.
>>474862Ah, alright.
You've been rightfully punished for being a terrible person.
No.474866
>>474865It was just a stray dog though, I don't know why my mom flipped out of control the way she did
No.474867
>>474865She's probably lying, though.
No.474868
>>474866>Her child was beating up an innocent animal because they were bored.I guess this would be called remorseless, huh?
>>474867Could be.
Wouldn't know.
No.474869
i honestly cant decide whether i think blood chan is legit or someones online persona, it wouldnt surprise me if we did have someone that fucked in our community
No.474870
No.474871
>>474867I am
>>474868Whatever, I just wanna go outside ;~;
No.474872
>>474869not a single word he writes is truthful
No.474873
No.474874
No.474875
who gives a shit.
No.474876
>>474875Well, I do, if she's actually abusing animals.
No.474877
No.474878
>>474875Oooh. I know this one.
It's you, isn't it?
No.474879
>she
No.474880
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>>474877Just wander and enjoy the sun like everyone else ^^
>>474879i know right?
No.474881
No.474882
>>474880>everyone else ^^Except everyone here.
No.474883
>>474882Yeah, the sun sucks
I get burned and shit
No.474884
>>474881i did not have you in mind.
No.474885
>40C temperatures
>delicate Irish skin
i can't go outside in summer
fuck the sun so bad I want to enjoy the flowers.
No.474886
>>474851aha they do
like they all basically are climbingclimbingclimbing or traveltraveltravel and when I finallee start getting to a place that looks comfy and interesting I wake up
No.474887
>>474884I didn't think so. It just amused me.
No.474888
>>474883There's a reason I'm as pale as I am.
>>474885I like the warmth.
My skin less so.
I don't get tanned.
I get whatever happens to lobsters when you boil them.
No.474889
or, weeds. all the flowers die.
>>474887you're easily amused.
No.474890
>tfw permanently tanned
No.474891
>>474882We haven't seen a warm day in seven months though…
No.474892
>>474886Maybe your dreams are telling you that you need to be an adventurer.
No.474893
>>474889Anyway I am entirely shattered and just wanna collapse into bed.
Later, Loco~
No.474894
>>474893what? why even
whatever, i guess.
No.474895
>>474891AND YOU WASTED IT
No.474896
>>474892but I already doooo I go to the store to buy pastries and stuffs and my brain is all an adventure every day with all the messy thoughts I end up having
No.474897
Anyone want to drink with me tonight?
No.474898
>>474895It's my mom's fault for being a bitch
No.474899
>>474898It's yours for hitting one.
Stay put.
>>474897Sorry man, any other day, I would.
No.474900
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>>474899God I hate you
jk it's cool No.474901
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>>474897I would, but I'm probably not staying up that late,
No.474902
>>474899Oh shut the fuck up
No.474903
>>474896>messy thoughtsYou mean like this?
>I bet you're a murderer just like loco
No.474904
>>474900I know you do~
<3I've been drinking a little though.
Angel showed me a light beer that tastes more like iced tea than alcohol.
I like.
No.474905
>>474901God you suck I hate you
>>474904Ooh, neat! Most beer is pretty good
No.474907
No.474908
Zoe I'm bored
No.474909
>>474906Show your love physically, loser
>>474907Yes
No.474910
>>474905I'm not a fan of bitter, but this is pretty nice.
It's light though, wouldn't get drunk from it, fast.
>>474908Go outside!
No.474912
I really do not see too much of a deal for hitting a stray dog. I might just be a terrible person though.
No.474913
>>474908i have a suggestion. kill yourself.
No.474914
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>>474910My mom just turned her face and ignored me
No.474915
>>474910Good, I won't be going to the liquor store for a while anyway
>>474911God you suck I hate you
No.474916
No.474917
>>474914How long has it been since you beat the dog?
No.474918
>>474914Context?
>>474915We might tinychat, but probs no Return of the DrunkFort.
No.474919
>>474903well those kinds of thoughts are there too but I mean all these thoughts about outside dust and where things came from like bottles and stuffs and where they go and food and words and just normal thinking stuff I hope right why did you save that
No.474920
>>474916UGH
>>474918Get drunk and tickle Angel's pickle. And get pics.
No.474921
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>>474912I know right? Now if it was an owned dog I wouldn't bother
>>474913-yawns-
>>474917hm…two years I think
>>474918No
No.474923
I would drink if I was not so sleepy and probably would accidentally hire an assassin on accident
No.474924
Drinking when
No.474925
THANK GOD IT'S NOT A BLOOD-CHAN THREAD.
>>474920No amount of beer will get me that drunk.
>>474921 No.474926
>>474921*shoves his cock down your throat*
wasn't it you who used to do that? or was it me? aw, the halcyon days of youth. what i wouldn't give for us both to be 16 again.
No.474927
>>474921I really can't see how your mother is holding a grudge 2 years long for something like that. Did
you do something else to make her mad?
No.474928
>>474926Haven't you been 16 for the past 3 years?
No.474929
>>474928no, I was 15 in 2012. get it right faglord.
No.474931
>>474929>15 in 2012>16 in 2013>16 in 2014>16 in 2015I was counting the current year.
No.474932
I am a cum deprived sanctuary for your cock. I have an endless thirst for cum and wish to only please my master. Rent my ass out to your friends to use and destroy. I want to feel them inside me balls deep. I want their cum to drip out of my ass with every thrust and I want them to pull out and shove their cock down my throat, forcing me to taste my insides and what my ass made their cocks do. I promise to be waiting for you when you get home ready for you to plunge inside of me and I promise to obey my master at all times regardless of the level of degradation that his request may entail.
No.474933
>>474925I'm really bored…
>>474926-sucks-
>>474927Nope, I'm a great daughter
No.474934
>>474919A lot of people joke about cute posters like you or manaka secretly being killers, so I had to cap that when I saw it
I just thought it was funny
No.474935
>>474931gotta stay young for the shota fans.
No.474937
>Loco>Cum deprived[X] Doubt
>>474935Does that include you?
No.474938
>>474932Yeah, alright. Okay
Sounds good
No.474939
>>474937are you implying i suck my own cock fort?
No.474940
ahahahah
cock fort.
No.474942
>>474939I wasn't.
Now I am.
>>474940Chuckled, I'll give you that.
No, not giving you a cock fort. No.474943
>>474933I highly doubt that. Unless you got reasons and proof you are a good child.
No.474944
Got my cider
No.474945
>>474944You are Muu, right~?
No.474946
>>474944>>474945oh just kill yourselves please
pleaaaaaaaaaaaase
No.474947
>>474944Are you going to slut?
No.474948
No.474949
No.474950
>>474946Loco, it's okay. Just take a deep breath. They're not going to rape you.
No.474951
I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS GOO GOO GOOJOOOB
No.474952
>>474949they posted on the internet.
No.474953
>>474951I want to make love with you now
No.474954
my tummy feels weird and I do not know if eet is because hungry or thirsty or I ate too much for dindin or I have not been sleeping enough or sleeping too much or not breathing enough or I have ebola or am dying or what
No.474955
Hi Muu
I'm Flan
No.474956
No.474957
I'm no Muu
No.474958
>>474950kamuu lacks the confidence and upper body strength to rape anything
i doubt the other one's any better.
No.474959
>>474957But dat ass is a spacestation
No.474961
>>474951>I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS GOO GOO GOOJOOOB No.474962
No.474963
>>474954I am expef5f5rfiencing this too
No.474964
>>474943I go to school everyday, do my chores, cook for my mom when she tired from work etc, etc
No.474965
>>474958Orion is a fit back man
>>474960Sorry, you're goddamn adorable
If it bothers you, stop being so cute
No.474966
Hi Flan>>474955
No.474967
>>474964it's not enough
you have to go the extra mile
you have to
off yourself. No.474968
>>474966woopsies messed up the link ><
No.474969
>>474964I am like the exact opposite of you
No.474971
>>474963unsurewhyhurts-tummy is the worst tummy
like should I eat or will it make it worse what to do
No.474972
>>474961ONE BABY TO ANOTHER SAID IM LUCKY TO'VE MET YOU
DUNDUN DUNDUN
>>474965Hmmm..
Taxes.
No.474973
>>474971and then you start worrying more and more about it and you get all anxious
No.474975
>>474973you know this too well ;;
No.474978
>>474946Only if you watch .///.
>>474948Hai Muu *Hugs* ^^
No.474979
>>474976Awh I though you were Yan, got my hopes up for nothing
No.474980
>>474975Feel better soon ta
No.474981
-hugs the next poster-
No.474982
taxes
lolsorandom.
No.474983
>>474977Well I am a bad child who does not do anything, and my mom loves me.
No.474984
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
No.474985
>>474983Interesting~ what are some bad stuff you do?
No.474986
>>474972Still cute ^^
>>474982Jump off a bridge
No.474987
>>474984And you think you're not a girl? HA
No.474988
>>474980I will try to insert bread and see if stuff gets better
No.474989
>>474984this is basically you right now.
No.474990
>>474984Welcome, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!
Have a nice stay ^^
No.474991
No.474992
>>474985nothing really. just sit around at home all day fapping to 2d girls
No.474993
>this is basically you right now.
This.
No.474994
>>474992You don't beat people up or cut the brakes off someone's car?
No.474995
No.474997
>>474995come on, not now..
No.474998
>>474986Ah
>>474987Excuse you
>>474989I know I need to explain more from my sentences.
No.474999
>>474994If I tried I would be dead. I'm a scrawny motherfucker.
No.475000
No.475001
OH
and sometiems when I drink water I accidentally drink it too soon and it is all warm and my tummy/trout feels weird because maybe it contained bad stuff because it was old water and not cold water
No.475002
>>474998what you need to do is stop posting like some fucking 12 year old.
>inb4 hurrdurr i troll you like that time i trolled those forum guys about bombing pakistan xDDDDDDDsrs.
No.475003
>>474998Are you a girl for real though?
>>474999So am I and that doesn't stop me from having fun
>>475000blah…
No.475004
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>>475002Stop being so mean, or else
No.475005
>shower is too small to fit 2
>no lewd fun in the shower
;_;
No.475006
No.475007
>>474998Tokai, what's your Steam?
No.475008
>>475004or else you'll kill yourself off-cam?
i can live with that.
No.475009
>>475003Hey I will be antisocial as fuck if I want. Who says I am not having fun, alone, locked up in my room.
No.475010
test
No.475011
No.475012
>>475008You're younger than me, respect your elders :3
No.475013
>>475009What makes you antisocial?
No.475014
>>475011I was posting with my feet.
No.475015
>>475013I was born this way.
No.475016
>>475009Are you having fun, alone, locked up in my room?
No.475017
>>475002Why are you so moody today?
>>475003Nope
>>475007Just Tokai, I'm in the steam group.
No.475019
>>475016to an extent yes, but it probably could be more fun.
No.475020
>>475015Tell me some of the stuff you do that makes you antisocial~
>>475017So why do people call u a girl?
No.475021
>>475017period. and dumb people.
No.475022
No.475023
>>475019Ah, a shared thought.
I'm never fully entertained, when alone.
No.475024
>>475018No, you're 16 >.<
No.475025
>>475022>asking for pics when you could have been watching this entire timescrub
No.475026
>>475020You're the only one doing that, I think.
>>475021Aha..
Eat chocolate?
No.475028
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>>475026I still think you're a girl, why are you lying to me?
No.475029
>>475025I don't live near you
No.475030
>>475027That's pretty gay x.x
No.475031
>>475020I stay at home, I only communicate through electronic devices. That is pretty much it.
No.475032
No.475034
>>475031You don't do an fun?
No.475036
>>475033So is the girl in the picture~
No.475037
>>475035Muu pls, I'm at bloody Whitby atm
No.475038
No.475041
No.475042
No.475044
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No.475046
No.475047
>>475034Well fun has a wider meaning for others. I am assuming our definitions of fun do not match.
No.475048
No.475050
No.475051
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No.475052
And back ^^
No.475054
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>>475046>>475048>>475047What is your idea of fun?
>>475052Aww you're stilly alive
No.475055
kind of want tokai to be my dr. wilson.
No.475056
>>475053I hate liars more than anything in the world
No.475057
>>475054Fapping to animu grills and playing shit vidya cuz I have no budget.
No.475058
No.475059
>>475055Ehh.. I haven't watched that.
Who's Dr. Wilson?
>>475056So you hate the entire world.
No.475060
>>475054Awww did you miss me hoe? :3c
No.475061
>>475059Babies do not lie but i hate them too.
No.475062
No.475063
>>475059you weren't referencing House?
huh.
No.475064
>>475057That isn't fun at all
>>475058<:
>>475059I lied, I'm incapable of hate
>>475060I did not
>>475063Why are you using my name?
No.475065
>>475062it's a play on how House from House MD is Holmes and Wilson is Watson.
They really pushed the boat out with the names huh.
>>475064why are you still alive.
No.475066
>>475064Well fuck you then ^^
No.475067
>>475064What should I do for fun.
No.475068
>>475065I should really, REALLY watch all of house.
No.475069
>>475061Wat
>>475063Eh I guess not..
>>475064Passive then
No.475070
i got that phrase wrong.
>>475068I only watched until season 4 therefore the rest isn't worth watching.
No.475071
No.475072
>>475071pretty much all logic is. we work backwards from given premises and search for justifications, rationalisations. that's the joke.
No.475073
>>475065Because I'm a god~
>>475066-yawns-
>>475067Kick stray dogs until you feel their ribs crack on the toe of your boot~
>>475069Are you really a girl? Be honest
No.475074
>>475073That does sound pretty fun, but if i did that they would maul me first.
No.475075
>>475073Why have you been so boring lately?
No.475076
snip
No.475077
>>475074That's why I tired them out by jogging with them for an hour lol
>>475075Because I'm tired of lying
No.475078
>>475077Meh it is easier to tire my hand out with my dick.
No.475080
No.475082
>>475077Nah that's not why. You're still fun to talk to when you don't lie all the time
No.475083
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>>475078Masturbation is boring
>>475079I'm sorry but I'm going to need some proof..
No.475084
>>475081your hair is dumb.
No.475086
>>475084It's getting cut on tuesday
No.475087
>>475083If it gives me immediate pleasure it is not boring.
No.475088
-drained- bye
No.475089
blood chan is drained
loco is full.
No.475090
>cutting hair
No.475093
No.475094
>>475090We're not all girl wannabe's!
No.475095
I wonder if any of you are girls pretending to be guys.
No.475096
>>475094Are you calling Tokai a girl wannabe?!
No.475098
Originally grew cause I'm a Nirvana fan.
I should cut though.
No.475099
>dave grohl
>tumblr
>>>/ky/
No.475100
>>475089Loco you should get in the TC
No.475101
>>475099Looking down on you little anon.
No.475102
Fuji bait :3c
No.475103
>>4751001. can't mic.
2. i look like shit.
3. i would have to rearrange all my desk/cables and reset my computer to cam
4. i don't want to listen to you people autisming because i'm watching shows.
so no, resolutely.
No.475104
>>475103But… you're handsome ;_;
No.475105
>>475104and random internet strangers tell me that enough as it is, so.
No.475106
>>475105>random internet strangers No.475107
>>475106internet fr
internet frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri
…strangers.
No.475108
>>475107>Dropped the Random.I'm content
for now. No.475109
>>475105>implying you don't love it No.475110
S-sugoi deshu.
No.475111
>>475109the opinions of anyone here on how i look are invalidated by their coming from the people here. so i don't really care.
No.475112
>>475111What if Amy said you were handsome?
No.475113
Bitch better have my Fuji bait
No.475114
>>475112i'd call him a liar.
No.475116
>>475114But he'd be telling the truth
No.475117
>>475110Drinks + TC now or bust
No.475118
No.475119
>>475118OUT OF CONTEXT >.<
No.475120
>>475119It wasn't your first time~
No.475121
No.475123
No.475126
R.I.P.
No.475127
>>475126it's your fault for TCing.
No.475128
>>475127True, true.
But Muu wanted to test mic/cam.
No.475129
>>475127>four people in TC>who could be talking on skype anyway>two of which are in the same room No.475131
No.475135
>>475132>seductress cow.png No.475136
>>475132Well could be worse
>>475133Hmph
No.475137
>>475136I need at least two more bottles of vodka for that
No.475138
>>475117But I'm Leaguing now.
No.475139
Azns will make me feel better
No.475142
>>475140When did Daniel Craig come to TC?
No.475143
>>475137How many have you had so far?
>>475138Hmph
You have your fun then
No.475144
>>475143one bottle of vodka and about 10 beers
No.475145
>>475141Jackyy, have you ever come on cam in a tc?
No.475146
>>475144What's the occasion?
No.475147
No.475148
>>475147Ohh I kinda wonder what he looks like
No.475149
>>475148Seems I don't have it saved but it'd be kind of rude to just post pictures of him without asking anyway..
He's cool.
No.475150
>>475149Mhm, that's why I asked him if he ever came on cam
No.475151
I will bed for like the 7500th time baii
No.475152
>>475148>>475140I'm already posted
>>475146Saturday
No.475153
>>475152>>475140Good enough reason
And I some how missed that
No.475154
>>475152You sort of look like I expected
I hope things ended up alright with that girl btw
No.475155
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>>475153You gits are pretty dead compared to a saturday night
>>475154slavic villain
And yeah, its lookin' up so far
No.475156
>>475155Everyone else is playing League.
No.475158
>>475155Haha I guess ^^
And that's good to hear!
No.475160
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
No.475163
>>475162What is happening in that pic?
No.475164
No.475165
>>475163Some guy spammed kochin faces whiles kochin was talking.
>>475164ewwww.
No.475166
>>475165What even is that?
No.475167
>>475166Kochin?
She's a deity helping you marry gods and goddess so you can continue your linage.
No.475169
>>475167And what is the game?
No.475170
No.475171
>>475169Oreshika 2.
Basically a sequel to the PS1 oreshika with a few minor tweaks and different story.
No.475172
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No.475174
>>475171Never head of either.
>>475172Welcome back.
No.475175
All this time I thought Muu was a girl
No.475176
>>475174Sucked off Angel yet?
No.475177
No.475178
>>475174Turn-based RPG with a very meticulous family planning feature.
That's really all you need to know.
No.475179
>>475176No, he went to bed.
And I didn't get enough alcohol to do it despite him sleeping.>>475178Sounds kinda cool.
Is it?
No.475180
>>475179So you're admitting you would do it?!
No.475182
>>475181I read that as "really big black log"
No.475183
>>475180I said I'm not drunk enough.
10 liters of alcohol does wonders.
>>475181Ahh, I know that problem.
Let me know if you ever get to it.
No.475184
Do deez, Ian.
No.475185
>>475182Perv!
I thought the same thing>>475183Will do~
No.475186
>>475161Stop capping me
>>475168Wh-what?
No.475187
Why is Fuji still alive
No.475188
>>475185Cheers!
What's next on the list?
No.475189
>>475183Get drunker.
>>475184NO LUANN, I WILL NOT DO DEEZ NUTS
>>475185I can't help it ;~;
No.475191