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No.481751
I'm going to make you a faggot when I find your ass.
No.481752
No.481754
>>481726
Darwin was the only one on that list that did not like me
>>481740
I base most of my life on being better than others and you people on here are below the average person from what I have gathered, so it is only a logical connection
>>481743
Read it again. Its not that I want anyone to hate me, but I know the way I act will cause some people to hate me. I am not going to change the way I act for you all, but i know if I did, you would have be "friends" with me. All you have to do here is show the slightest bit of interest in someone and say they are cute and interesting and they will be all over your dick nonstop.
No.481755
>>481751
he's already a huge buttslut
No.481756
Known amongst foes for flow without no talking orangutangs
Only gin and Tang
Guzzled out a rusty tin can
No.481757
it doesn't matter who OPs
it never mattered who OPs
No.481758
No.481759
>>481757
OPing used to make you a bigger target for bans
No.481760
>>481755
All interest has been lost.
No.481761
>>481754
Murder doesn't like me
No.481762
Also the OP post is more visible than others and even shows on your tab if your thing doe sthat
No.481763
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>>481735
Yeah, probably not.
It would be a funny vocaroo though.
>>481737
Just get everyone else in on it too then.
>>481739
ok
>>481742
Nope. It's just Tuesday.
>>481744
That sounds really good.
Two more days til payday, I might have to do the same.
>>481749
I don't want a relationship is why.
No.481765
>>481763
hahaha you get payed on thursday? Thats the fucking shit dude
No.481766
>>481754
You're literally not better than anybody. You're just a piece of shit failure of a try hard.
No.481767
>>481760
Don't like used goods?
>>481763
Hmph..
I'm not giving you a vocaroo if you're just going to laugh
No.481768
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>>481751
Literally throwing up right now. I'm imagining an effeminate guy in rainbows socks coming towards me in a dark alley. Truly nightmarish.
>>481753
Test, let's not bring up earlier.
>>481754
Again, for the ninetieth time anyone has told you this: you can just keep running around screaming how much better you are than anyone else here but since you've never once offered any sort of provable metric to literally anything you say, it's as believable as Blood-chan saying he's totally a 15 year old girl.
No.481769
>>481759
but ppl complain like "oooo it's XYZ thread"
I don't know I never have cared or noticed much
>>481763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN4upVaDFFs
a rap music
No.481770
>>481765
Why is that funny?
Thursday is like the most common payday.
>>481767
I wouldn't give me any vocaroos either.
No.481771
>>481767
I specifically wouldn't want to share with you people.
No.481772
>>481761
I like you Bard!
>>481766
I suppose it matters what you think makes a person better. I look at a whole person's life and the accomplishments they have, connections they have made, the outlook of their future, and the respect they have garnered from others. For most of the posters here, they score 0 in just about every area. Not hard to beat 0
No.481773
>>481768
That's fine, cause I don't know what happened earlier.
No.481774
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>>481757
-Huggles-
>>481758
Would an Muu
>>481763
Oooh, but can't it be just a friend you mess around with instead? Given it would hurt the romance of the ice cream and hand holding, but still~
No.481775
everyone I know gets paid on thursday or friday
No.481776
Murder, make me like you.
No.481777
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>>481773
YOUR REALLY GAY "FEELS" MOMENT.
No.481778
>>481770
not haha funny
haha like the social communicating thing like
ahha, yeah I see what you're saying
or like
haha what thats crazy
Idk everyyone in this town gets payed on fridays but I wish i could get payed on thursday
>>481772
tfw we'll only ever be friends
No.481779
>>481772
You're also a 0. What's more is you've such a narrow view of these supposed categories that to think your system is any way a good basis for ranking people is ignorant. This is not a joke, you're an ignorant piece of shit.
No.481781
>>481746
How about when I go to bed
can I have one then?
No.481782
>>481744
wait huh
>>481747
O-oh
pls no
>>481763
><
>>481769
We're generally not serious
No.481783
>>481776
Give me your steam
No.481784
>>481776
Don't engage him.
No.481785
>>481777
Feels? Because "RIP Kuus"? I never said it properly, decided to say it now. Hardly gay.
No.481786
>>481774
No thanks.
Been there, done that. It's overrated.
>>481778
Get direct deposit. 9 times out of 10 it makes it so you have your money a day early.
No.481787
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>>481780
That movie was just unwatchable. Borat was at least watchable levels of stupidity. Bruno was just way too dumb.
>>481785
:stophomo:
No.481788
>>481782
:33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Do I drunk?
No.481789
No.481790
>>481770
Scary
>>481771
I haven't touched him.
No.481791
>>481788
go home kamuu ur drunk
No.481792
>>481782
I know thoughh
>>481774
-huggles back-
hi eba :3
No.481793
>>481788
I dunno, it's like 2am nearly, it's kinda late
I'll be drinking (again) at the weekend if you wanna
No.481794
>>481783
http://steamcommunity.com/id/toastest
>>481784
No no, we're doing this.
Prepare for him to come back talking about how thoroughly uninteresting I am, causing him to give up.
>>481781
Probably not. Whiner.
No.481796
>>481795
I like this song.
No.481798
>>481791
I'm sober
>>481793
Well I'll probably be there doing that!
No.481799
No.481800
>>481794
HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GO AWRY
No.481801
>>481787
Better than recent parody films. Those were unwatchable in my opinion. But really being better than those isn't much of an achievement.
>>481790
You said he was used goods. Do you think dick cancer is contagious?
No.481802
>>481794
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase. chris?
:3
No.481803
>>481794
Added
>>481779
I have a pretty wide view of what is acceptable in the categories. I know some people are happy being NEET and they get points for that. Though, the lose a bunch in the respect and hard work departments. Don't you think you are being a bit ignorant about me ?
No.481804
>>481800
ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING, MAN
No.481805
>>481801
How would I know it's not?
No.481806
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>>481801
That image disturbs me greatly.
No.481808
>>481805
If I knew you didn't know I wouldn't have asked.
>>481806
It is funny.
No.481810
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>>481786
It truly is, it never fully works out like it sounds.
Someone either gets attached or it just gets kinda silly~
>>481792
Heyo, how you doing?
No.481811
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>>481808
It's more about how much thought they put into sex with a fictitious creature. Something about that is just unsettling to me.
No.481812
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No.481813
Does anybody know how to tie a knot?
No.481814
>>481803
No. You're an ignorant fuck head.
No.481815
>>481813
[bad dragon dog dildo joke here]
No.481816
>>481813
loop, swoop and pull
No.481817
>>481813
ask any of those furries
No.481818
>>481813
I'll tie you up with knots
No.481819
>>481796
how're you settlin' into ur new(ish) job and stuffs ?
>>481797
rippity rap rap rap :3
>>481812
I've been part of animu since 2002 I think I would know geez
No.481820
>>481813
Can't go wrong with a double-overhand knot
No.481821
>>481810
I'm most afraid of the attachment part.
Shit's stupid.
No.481822
MURDER WHATS YOUR OPINION ON ME
textwalls pls
No.481823
>>481819
Well, shit, you got me
I can't compete with numbers
No.481824
>>481819
It's fine.
We talked about this just the other night though.
No.481825
>>481811
I'm over the strangeness of people. Unless it's directed towards me. That said I intend to draw Vicar Amelia porn if Ariel does not. Which will take hours.
No.481826
>>481813
I'll knot you in a minute
No.481827
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>>481825
You are truly the worst kind of person.
No.481828
>>481810
so good~
I was in a bad mood all day the other day… Sorry for barfing poison all over everyone
>>481823
What an ebin newfag like srrsss
>>481824
Sorry for my bad behaviour >.>
No.481830
No.481831
Mami is t-trying to kill me ;~;
No.481832
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No.481833
No.481834
>>481827
You dont mean that.
No.481835
>>481814
That sure does not sound like logic coming from you. I thought you were better than that
>>481822
Bard, you are a cool guy who is into music and willing to give everyone a chance once. You are niave though and tend to trust people too much at the start, but many people would see that as a good thing. You are kind and want others around you to be happy. You are a pleaser who might have some rough patches in life but will always be liked
No.481836
>>481816
like a fancy knot
>>481815
I was setting you up for a joke about you tying a knot with me
marriage puns, ya know
>>481817
oh jeez
>>481818
OH JEEZ
>>481820
can you explain it to me?
>>481826
you don't have a knot on your dick….
No.481837
No.481838
>>481836
Just look up an infographic. If I didn't lose all of my folders I'd post it.
No.481839
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>>481834
You are a sullied tart.
No.481841
No.481842
>>481836
two circles
put rope through circles
pull closed
>>481838
Again?
No.481843
>>481840
Yes… let the hate flow through you~
No.481844
>>481835
<3 Thanks murder you made me happy
That means alot c: I feel all warm and fuzzly
No.481845
>>481841
cum for me bby
>>481842
No, same event.
Just…everything ;~;
No.481847
No.481848
No.481849
No.481850
>>481840
You would~?
What weapon would you use? .///.
>>481843
Go away.
>>481847
No.481852
No.481853
>>481833
Everything here is, or should be, whatever imo
>>481832
All kidding aside I think I started posting like 2 years ago… might be less or more but I don't really remember
>>481841
Almost done ur homework ?
Mmm Finish that last paragraph for mee…
>>481850
No.481854
>>481835
Logic dictates that you're ignorant and a fuck head.
No.481855
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>>481839
I didn't choose to be a role model, you know. >>481843
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB! STAND UP STRAIGHT, TUCK IN THAT SHIRT, ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE, TIE THOSE SHOES!….. Twisted Sister? What is THAT? Wipe that smile off your face. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! WHAT IS THAT, A TWISTED SISTER PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?! What kind of a man are you? You're worthless and weak. you do nothing, you are nothing, you sit in here all day and play that SICK, REPULSIVE, ELECTRIC TWANGER! I CARRIED AN M16 AND YOU, YOU CARRY THAT, THAT, THAT, GUITAR! WHO ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!
No.481856
>>481853
Exactly.
Too much srsbsnss up in here for most.
No.481858
>>481852
Yeah but I hate you the most out of everyone
No.481859
>>481835
dang, when did I miss this?
There's a lot of new people I don't recognize.
No.481860
>>481821
It is. From either side, really.
>>481828
It's perfectly fine, everyone has troubled days. ^^
No.481861
>>481837
o-okay
just be gentle with me >////<
>>481838
:'(
>>481842
no I have two strings that need to be tied together and I want a really good knot
>>481849
do you? prove it
No.481862
>>481854
You have not even talked to me in depth before. You know what they say, don't judge a book by its cover
No.481863
No.481864
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>>481853
I have a vague idea, but I don't place much importance on it
No.481865
axel sama
please draw me a yui
No.481866
No.481867
>>481852
Nooo
>>481853
Good evening, 10x :3
You ignored me on Steam, baka~
>>481857
And how would you do it? o///o
>>481863
Disgustingggggg
>>481864
I have caps of you getting banned :3
No.481868
>>481865
any preference? If it's related to that album thing I've done that, so a different method would be nice.
No.481869
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>>481855
I wish to hold a tuft of your hair in one hand as I beat the immorality out of you with the other.
No.481872
>>481860
Right?
I don't see the motivation for getting yourself into that kind of mess.
>>481861
Yeah, sorry x_x
How was your day?
>>481871
I saw that the first time.
On what?
No.481873
>>481867
I'd take you down hard
maybe get rear naked with you
>>481868
Yui with Dr Doom mask
or Yui w/ a character
No.481874
>>481861
Noooope, you weren't gentle with me!
No.481875
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>>481869
Sounds like a date~
No.481876
>>481872
on it like blue bonnet
No.481877
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>>481875
Perfect. Let's go to Chili's since it shows that I clearly don't feel like expending anything before going back to a roach inn.
No.481878
>>481873
>not MF doom mask
alright, any angle you prefer it at, or just the usual?
No.481879
BC is way too lewd to even consider adding on steam
No.481880
No.481881
>>481870
I don't remember why, they're just there ^^;
>>481873
Th-this is starting to sound more like r-rape and murder… x///x;
No.481882
>>481877
I can make Chili's expensive.
No.481883
I disarmed 40 bandits one time
with 2 gunshots all on my own
>>481878
oh man I was totally gonna request it as MF DOOM but i remember MF yotsuba doing that once and some drawfag was like why not just call it Dr. Doom, and idk that stuck with me
however is cool (:
Do you seek any super badass music no one knows of in return?
No.481884
>>481881
I mean, I guess… what was it, the usual?
No.481885
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>>481876
I'm so confused.
Are you sitting on a tub of butter right now?
No.481886
>>481860
Ehh I had to take time of work to drive my crazy grandma to the vet to have her cat put down
Totes poo poo city
>>481856
Hey you haven't kept up with any mtg stuff latelys have u ? I ripped something super awesome out of a box and wanted to tell someone looll
>>481864
Neither do I… almost none
I do think it's funny tho when new posters say stuff to other new posters, like, "Leave now" or "Run"
Like they even know lol
>>481867
I was all cranky and stuff >.>
No.481887
>>481881
It's not gay if we wear a Gi
No.481888
Orgasm achieved
>>481866
i hope no one smells it..
>>481867
Why do you hate me?
>>481867
It's a natural thing
>>481858
You're not Erio
>>481879
shush
No.481889
>>481886
I think it's cute when new posters are like that
they subconsciously get sucked into it more
No.481890
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>>481882
Then we'll just go Dutch.
No.481891
>>481888
;_; don't shush me
No.481892
>>481886
It's fine, they'll be ruined soon enough
No.481893
>>481884
Shitposting, obviouslyyyyy
M-maybe I just wanted to start a conversation with you .///.
>>481886
That's no excuse to ignore a friend v.v
>>481887
Or if I'm a girl :3
No.481894
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>>481872
Y'know, years ago with my ex I somewhat understood it. It's funny what time and stuff does though, the feeling is incredibly distant now.
Still visible, but too far away to reach. Like a star in the sky~
>Dat veiled Toradora reference
>>481886
Ouch. ;-; -Huggles tight-
No.481895
>>481862
I've seen your interactions with others and spoken to you a few times.
No.481896
>>481888
Do I need a reason~?
No.481897
>>481891
-leans into your face-
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.481898
>>481893
Well, mission success
No.481899
>>481897
-slap- Bad Blood-chan.
No.481900
>>481896
You don't need one but I really want to know ^^;
No.481901
>>481889
Is there still tokai
He is who I was talking about, he was cute… It was fun seeing him cum into his own and gain a little cockiness :3
>>481893
we're already friendsu~?
>>481894
woe is me and all that
how's everything in eba world ?
No.481902
>>481886
Nope. I'm down to just one last card that I'm keeping.
Link me the card though, I'll still appreciate it.
>>481888
Whaaaa??
>>481894
'Time and stuff' just makes a cranky person lol
Like I can and have understood it, but it's just a bummer so I'm not participating.
Toradora?
No.481904
>>481903
Muuuuch better, no shushing.
No.481905
>>481898
I initiated, so it's your job to carry the conversation to the next level :3
>>481900
Okay.
I don't care about people who don't care about me ^^
>>481901
Weren't we friends from before, and are now reuniting friends? D:
No.481906
>>481902
I turned on the fan and now it's freezing in my room x.x
No.481907
>>481893
I can't wrestle with girls X:
No.481909
>>481883
sure, post some yt links with good music please, while I work on it.
No.481910
>>481906
Why wouldn't you just have the fan sucking the air out your window?
Does it smell that bad? What's up with that?
No.481911
>>481901
I think I saw him a few days ago
No.481912
>>481905
Shit, man, I'm not sure I can do that… I'm like, half about to fall asleep
No.481913
>>481907
Who was talking about wrestling? :3c
>>481912
Then wake up D:
I'm tired too, but you don't see me giving in~!
So rude v.v
No.481914
bbl, cleaning up <3
>>481904
I wonder if you enjoy being a dom~
>>481905
I do care about you <3
>>481908
-hits u-
>>481910
It doesn't smell bad but it does have a smell…and it's too cold to rub myself with it on
No.481915
sorry my replies are late, listerine burns….
>>481872
good~
did nothing all day and then ate dinner with my dad
#privilegechecked
>>481874
f-fine….use me as you will
>>481880
pics
No.481916
If ur finished fapping it smells noticeably different something is wrong with ur body or ur hygiene routine
>>481902
got a japanese box of Conspiracy and cracked a foil dack fayden !
http://sales.starcitygames.com/search.php?substring=Dack+Fayden&t_all=All&start_date=2010-01-29&end_date=2012-04-22&order_1=finish&limit=25&action=Show%2BDecks&card_qty%5B1%5D=1&auto=
The jap foil is like 650 best thing I've ever openedd
>>481905
Rekindled friendship~
Althought when someone takes off for long periods of timee.. Hrmm
No.481919
>>481914
Well, you can say I like having some degree of control over people, yup. I dunno though…
No.481920
>>481914
You've yet to prove that ^^
>>481916
That's something you might have to get used to, unless you want my phone number :3
But that's only for special people~
>>481918
I-I mean
:x
No.481921
>>481915
Okay I'll tie you up :333333
No.481923
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>>481913
I'll try for a bit, but I really ought to get some sleep soon >< Do I have you on Steam?
No.481924
>>481914
Never too cold for that.
>>481915
Relax day. Nice.
I think that's what Thursday is gonna be for me. Pretty psyched.
>>481916
That guy is OP.
Nice grab. You ebaying, downtrading, or EDHing it?
No.481925
It should not smell any different once you finish fapping unless you're a big fat fatty
No.481927
>>481922
>>481923
It's okay, there's always other days :3
I don't think you do >.>
happy_anon is my id~
No.481928
>>481922
That would be a nightmare in limited
Should be like UUU and only tap on spells targeting~
>>481925
>>481924
The plan right now is to add it to the hoard or "play it sometime in legacy" which I'll never do
I p-played Grixis Naughtz against my friends and before FNM for, like, 3 weeks after we blew up as a cathartic experience
>>481925
>>481925
>>481925
>>481925
>>481925
>>481920
Hrrmmm b-but
Why would you want to text an animu poster >.>
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>>481921
o.o
>>481924
yay
my thursday is the same
No.481930
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>>481901
Painful, but alright~
♥
>>481902
Yeah, there's an end part where a picture of the night sky is sent.
Only one star was there. It was used a little bit differently, but still~
No.481932
>>481928
I've made close friends with a few animu posters ^^
Like, close enough to be classes as real friends, soo~
And sometimes just for fun when I'm bored~!
No.481933
>>481928
I'm not sure what that second part means x.x
>>481929
You using up some time off or something?
>>481930
Oh. Never seen that one. Gomen.
No.481934
>>481917
You were distracting me
>>481919
Do you have control over anyone now?
>>481920
-kiss-
see? ^^
>>481924
It's an industrial fan D:
>>481925
shhhh
>>481926
Do you have Steam?
No.481936
>>481930
I am so obsessed with ppl pleasing I think it's affecting my life negatively
Like the second I heard that all I wanna do is pet you and fix ur hurty parts
>>481932
I've been pretty close with about 2 ppl and they were both awesome and it was fun talking to themmm
I should activate steam I'm feeling talky anyway~
>>481933
You told me you used to play U/R/b Stiflenought a looott
The deck reminded me of you :p
No.481938
>>481934
I didn't know that!
Uncalled for!
No.481939
>>481937
Which one should I wear?
>
>>481938
I'll hit you again
No.481943
Just letting ya know that I'm working on It.
No.481944
>>481933
nah
Monday+wednesday are school
Tuesday+thursday days off
Friday+saturday are work
Sunday is youth group and homework/studying
No.481945
>>481934
Well…kinda recently, but I don't see her as much anymore.
No.481946
>>481941
Because I'm bored now…
No.481950
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>>481947
please no
>>481946
I'm upset wif you
No.481952
>>481939
Blue's my favorite colour, but that's too light, and doesn't suit your clothing, so the pink~
>>481940
Good mornyan :3
>>481942
No.481953
>>481936
OOH I wasn't sure who the we was referring to.
That's actually my last card. My painted Dreadie.
>>481944
lol youth group
Fair enough. I work 6 days a week.
No.481955
>>481949
no go fuck yourself dusty there's no way you could have known I was lurking
No.481957
I always forget about Dusty.
No.481959
>>481953
I used to do that
it's not so bad but I'd prefer to work a little less if possible, like 4 days a week
No.481961
>>481960
How about you just let me strangle you to death first
No.481966
>>481959
Meh. Gotta pay the bills.
No.481969
>>481933
Is fine, it's just a silly romance story.
With a typical tsundere that happens to be adorable~
>>481936
That is incredibly cute but yeah, you should worry about yourself a bit more instead. ^^ -Snuggle-
No.481971
No.481972
>>481970
shh I'm trying to make colbs jealous!
No.481974
>>481971
Pictures are hard
No.481975
No.481976
>>481967
>>481973
You tricked me D:
No.481977
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>>481969
I see. Yeah, I don't think I'll be breaking my anime sobriety for that one ;3
>>481973
No, U~ <3
No.481978
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No.481979
>>481973
how far can you deepthroat a banana?
No.481980
No.481985
>>481972
You know what would make him really jealous?
Doing it again :3c
No.481988
Dusty's an alright guy in my opinion
would have a conversation with if i wasn't so autistic/10
No.481990
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No.481991
>>481987
night testaburger
No.481992
>>481988
Are you really even that autistic except for your dick infatuation with your own dick?
No.481993
>>481953
You were able to chop ur CardKitty Damnation~? If you still find it fun sometime down the road you may be happy to have it again !
>>481955
nickel threads were swell
>>481960
and you called me edgy for being drunk and cranky sheeesshh
>>481969
ooooo
Thankies.. Eh well yes I try to focus on myself… They should teach that in school… Your number one job is your life
No.481994
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>>481973
♥ -Boop-
>>481977
Anime sobriety? Neat. xP
No.481995
eerrrppp I mean't ur Dreadnought you'll still be happy to have that !
No.481996
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>>481992
He's our Cuban Yoghurt.
No.481997
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No.481998
Yoghurt was the worst thing to ever happen to threads ever holy shit
No.481999
Fuck you guys and the horses you rode in on
And by that I mean each other
No.482000
>>481993
Sold it for 30 bucks lol
That one wasn't even a CK, just really good quality.
>>481995
It will be my first and last card.
>>481994
I just call it that. I stopped watching anime early into klk and never looked back.
>>481996
I like most Yoghurt flavors~
No.482001
>>481998
He was good times.
No.482002
Yoghurt was a sweetheart once you got past his salty shell.
No.482003
>>482001
He actualy did things other than continuously posting penises?
No.482004
>>482000
nice tripsu~
Fine cash buy price and I've sold stuff before when I didn't want tooo… Once chopped my first playset of Forces for 40$ ;___;
>>481998
Someone without over the top cock lust for a Yoghurt ?
I guess if he's the only guy with a big dick you've ever seen you could be easily infatuated by him..
>>482002
legit
No.482005
>>482002
I miss him so much
No.482006
>>482004
>Once chopped my first playset of Forces for 40$ ;___;
Ouch dude. I never sold a single one of those for less than 45.
No.482007
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No.482008
>>482004
Dicks are fucking disgusting
No.482009
>>482007
Have a wonderful night.
No.482011
No.482012
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>>482007
Please eat shit and die.
No.482013
>>481987
You have a nice night, too. ♥
No.482014
no surprise a normal fag with a big dick who pretends to be straight is the most popular poster ever
>>482006
This was in 2011-2012 when they were, like, 40$ each retail
Was a ripoff even at the time but i needed money so, yeah, that's how it goes sometimeesss
>>482007
nini flandre
>>482008
Opinions are like dicks, everyone has one
No.482016
>>482014
Usually like 30% of starcity around here.
No.482017
>>482014
yes but mine is cuter
No.482020
>>482016
In canada land SCG has been forsaken for pricing
since our beat-ass Canadian dollar is so fucked up blaaahhhh
>>482017
But you just said you were all barfy face at the idea of dickss
No.482021
>>482019
I'm losin it Elmas
No.482022
>>482020
I liked ApathyHouse for a while. That's the standard one to use when on MOTL.
>>482021
This is why you shouldn't do OTC shit, diggy.
No.482024
>>482022
Never used MOTL myself actually… Been a big FeeBay sucker in the past because I'm lazy AF
My buddy just opened his own online shop, and he's been selling at GPs and stuff for forever and he casually mentioned last week he opened 5 cases of the newest set 0___0
No.482025
>>482020
Dicks are gross
but I have a pretty cute one
No.482026
>>482025
Hmm I want to reject this dick conversation
Let's talk about drugs and being a blue collar peasant more pls… We hab so much in common besides cocks x.x
No.482028
No.482029
>>482026
Yes! That is fun too (: but im feeling a bit sick so brb
No.482031
>>482023
Do I have to?
>>482024
It's pretty cool.
That's just way too many cards. I'm honestly glad I got rid of them all. Not necessarily the reasons behind it, but at least they're gone.
My buddy that worked for scg was always talking about that kind of stuff. I went over his place and in his closet he had 3 unopened booster boxes of every expansion.
No.482034
>>482030
Those tits defying physics or even logic of how cloth works bugs me greatly.
No.482035
>>482033
*holds gently* G-get better, Tak-kun~
No.482036
>>482032
What's my reward?
>>482034
You need to go back to school to learn it
It's a very special case
No.482037
>>482036
A kiss on the cheek and a bouquet of tulips.
No.482038
>>482031
Mind name dropping ? Maybe on steam ?
I'm sure I don't know them but I know Todd Anderson through friends and know lots of high end dealers and a couple of pros in Canada
Not gonna lie, makes me jelly thinking of such a ballin' closet full of sealed produuuctt
>>482029
oooo feel better I'll be here !
Come back feeling bettteerrr
No.482039
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>>482036
Kamuu, I know you've only been with fat, hairy men but fat man tits isn't all there is.
No.482040
Sabs ignored my post
this makes me sad
No.482042
>>482035
current mood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.482043
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>>482041
Kamuu, go out. Find a girl.
No.482044
No.482045
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>>482038
I don't know too many last names, so it probably wouldn't matter.
Sadly, he probably doesn't have them any more. afaik he's out of the game too now.
He mentioned he used the Antiquities ones for a really expensive draft though. Keepsies. And a guy fucking skipped the Workshop.
>>482040
She ignored all of them on porpose.
>dat bad pun tho
>>482042
Because of that, or from before?
No.482046
>>482040
Is there an Echo in here?
No.482047
>>482045
from before
I'm starving
what do
No.482048
>>482047
Join the club.
I've put off grocery shopping for 3 weeks now.
No.482049
>>482048
>not just eating shitloads of food at work
No.482050
>>482045
>skipped the Workshop
Must be nice
Can't beleive you owned power you.. slotmachine >.>
>>482040
Was getting ignored by a girl poster the worst thing to happen to you today ?
No.482051
>>482045
>porpoise
that is a bad pun
>>482046
No, Echo is offline on Steam
No.482052
File: 1429670330642.gif (972.4 KB, 500x209, 500:209, tumblr_nkx4dr6BCQ1tief9eo1….gif)

They outed Ice Man from X-Men as gay.
The actual character. Not some alternative universe one.
Essentially, the younger him isn't really into girls and Jean Grey read his mind and said he was probably full-gay and not just bisexual. When he's older, he just learns to suppress it.
The internet has issues with them using old characters and call it a ploy to hitch a ride on the 'diversity' train. Others are saying that gay conversion therapy works because it means you can be straight when you're older. Many people seem entirely too enraged about this idea, part of it being a backlash against Marvel comics trying to cater to a new generation of readers. Hell, even the new Green Lantern (the main one) is fully out in the New 52. The the media has a hold of it and is blowing it out of the water.
People are too keen to put people or events into the shallow, several buckets that they have at their disposal, usually without a second thought. This is nature, this is nurture, that is politics, that is spirituality etc. Nuances and perspectives are lost on the common masses for the sake of ego and simplicity. This culture encourages speaking first and acting second, as was seen in that April Fool's experiment where a website created an article with a controversial headline, but actually going to the article would prompt the reader with a message saying, "It's all just a joke, please don't ruin the surprise!" only to predictably, and sadly, be swamped with hundreds of comments of people who had only read the controversial title to leave their 'comments'.
I just needed to vent. I don't think everyone is an idiot, I just think that there are idiots on both sides of the fence in every issue and people lacking actual perspective and the capacity to be truly critical and understanding are swept up via their inherent biases and social instinct, and those people are the reasons societies crumble and democracy fails.
>tl;dr people tend to succumb to their social biases without being aware of them, and that is dangerous for any movement or society
No.482053
>>482049
Most kitchens are aware of how much free food get's eaten
Even fast food kitchens… I've worked in fast food and steakhouses and they are all aware of how much free food stuff you eat !
No.482054
>>482051
You asked me a tarty question about nanners.
No.482056
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No.482057
>>482049
It's not free, there's not enough time, and it's very unhealthy.
>>482050
Just gotta trade up and up^^
There's like a tier system when you trade gunslinger style. You have the cards, but might be unaware of them or just unable to find people willing to trade down.
>>482051
all puns are bad, cut me some slack.
>>482055
Could you stop doing that please?
No.482058
>>482057
Whatever do you mean?
No.482059
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>>482057
Do you get it at a discount at least?
No.482060
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>>482052
The Internet would have issues with world peace, so it's really not too sensible to care about them. ^^
Good on you for getting it off your chest though~
No.482061
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>>482058
Blank linking with just faces. I can never tell what the fuck people are trying to say without the words.
>>482059
Half off if I want to eat it during a break.
I have yet to take up this offer because I use up all of my paycheck practically the same day.
No.482062
No.482063
>>482061
oh
alright
I got pizza
No.482064
But I guess society would crumble if Youtube commenters weren't leaving their comments.
>>482060
The problem starts when you have enough of them in significant numbers, then you get policies and bills doing stupid things in the name of stupid ideals eg. Christianity, tradition, the vocal few.
No.482065
I'm in the coloring process.
No.482066
>>482063
Nice. What toppings.
Let's see how well you can do a pie.
No.482067
>>482056
It usually depends on how Gung Ho the mid level managers are
Living for free, in terms, of food is easy if you have the right bosses
>>482057
I don't grind the hours
I'm usually playing in big events when I am at them… Plus I usually hit a huge GP twice every year and I use that time to chop overhyped Modern singles and Standard staples
>>482052
Do I read this
No.482068
Blank linking with just faces is easy to understand
It's "I've nothing to say but this is how I feel about your post"
No.482069
>>482066
chicken and bacon
No.482070
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>>482061
>half off
Fuck, even I got shit free and that was at a damn hardware chain and routinely getting free energy drinks because the manager didn't care but knew.
No.482071
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>>482065
Does that have anything to do with hiring minorities?
>>482067
Doesn't matter. It's a vent.
No.482074
>>482071
shhh….they don't know that I'm a drawfag.
No.482075
No.482077
No.482078
>>482067
Then you won't get power unless you buy which is unfortunate.
I think when I started pimping that mono blue edh is when I decided I liked trading more than playing.
>>482068
I know blank text syntax, but most of the time I can't tell what the expression is supposed to be expressing.
>>482069
Not bad.
>>482070
The owner is in the game to make money, not give away free food.
No.482079
>>482054
but I gotta know
also how was your day?
>>482057
*lets the rope slack more*
>>482062
>>482062
>>482062
>>482062
No.482080
>>482074
King of drawfags*
>>482076
No.482082
>>482078
I even have enough to save some for later
good times
No.482083
You can't argue against loud and simple people publicly.
They're too simple and too loud.
No.482084
No.482085
>>482079
No, wait.
Tighten it up real quick-like now~
>>482082
That never works out for me.
My pizzas are just too good.
No.482086
>>482078
Faces that are confusing and dubious in nature are generally supposed to be.
If it's really obvious e.g. a girl being railed hard then it's obvious
If it's not obvious and dubious it tends to be a sort of playful stare. WIith added 'here's some attention now give me attention too'
>>482077
Post face.
>>482080
No.482087
>>482079
I don't deepthroat nanners. I slice them up and put them on my peanut butter sammiches.
My day was stressful and busy, but it's better than being dead, right? How did you fare?
No.482089
>>482064
One day we'll either find a way to break free of the silliness, or will just vanish the same way every other race of things that rules this rock.
It'll be quite the ride no matter what~
>>482076
No.482090
>>482085
I'm also alone.
unexpected feels
No.482091
>>482078
I'm interested in mostly legacy staples
Beta blue duals and old border JAP foil staples before and UNL power
MP Beta sea is worth as much as MP UNL lotus if you can believe it
>>482071
Exactly
MAke this place what you want it to be to you
No.482092
bump
[Post to reaffirm my relevancy even though i know i'm an outlier.]
No.482093
>>482080
thanks, you're too kind. :3
No.482094
>>482092
left of the bell curve
No.482097
>>482092
you're like a mod right
mods are gods
No.482098
>>482092
>>482092
>>482092
>>482092
>>482092
Sorry about barfing poison all over you
Consistently positive posters are cool imo
No.482099
>>482091
ty. seeing all these dumb people finding things to be angry about bothers me so.
>>482092
You're still technically goddess.
No.482100
>>482086
You know what else works?
Actually talking with the person.
>>482090
What happened?
>>482091
Seas are actually played, I can easily believe that.
No.482101
>>482081
i'm not beautiful ;;
No.482102
>>482101
my bad. i apologize
No.482104
>>482100
I don't really know.
No.482105
>>482100
But people tend to be lazy
>>482089
Where how what?!
>>482088
No.482106
>>482092
-Hugs tight- Some leguu sometime tonight?
No.482107
>>482094
Left of the bell curve?
>>482096
<3
>>482097
i'm no god.
>>482098
Poison burns painfully.
>>482099
but i don't do anything.
No.482108
>Kanra calling someone dumb
Oh, irony, how I've missed you so.
No.482109
>>482106
*hug* sure, just cooking rice right now.
No.482110
>>482052
This is why I don't post on Facebook or on Youtube comments or whatever
No.482111
>>482107
It's alright me neither
No.482113
>>482089
History has shown rather conclusively there is no breaking away from the silliness. There will always be that segment of the population.
The best we can do is kill them all.
No.482114
No.482115
>>482099
Ask anyone here If I've ever been emotionally affected by the going's on hereee
>>482100
Welp I don't own any bb duals… none the less seas ;___;
We can officially cement ourselves as the only high end MTG fags, in/or were ever in. animu
>>482107
Not for me lol
I snap got over being mean to ppl on the internet, like, the next day at the latest
No.482116
>>482107
the fact that you don't get it makes it funnier
i'm just teasing you!
No.482119
>>482107
Exactly.
>>482108
For all the fools in the ocean, Fool, at least you're antisocial about your delusions.
No.482120
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>>482112
Poor baby. Read yourself to sleep. That's what I'm about to do.
I hope you have a nice night. Take good care of yourself until next time, dear.
No.482122
>>482104
I probably can't help you then ;~;
>>482105
Quite the plague around here, yeah.
>>482115
I agree with that.
No.482123
That is the stupidest fucking thing I've heard all day.
No.482124
>>482111
*hug*
>>482115
Snapping hurts..
>>482116
google just brings up some book thing.
>>482119
I don't understand.
No.482125
>>482122
like the captain of a sinking ship.
No.482128
No.482130
>>482127
I'm proud of you.
No.482131
>>482122
Elma-chan
At the highest end of retail… at the highest price point of ur collection… Can I guess since you told me a tiny bit about ur collection and I bought some stuff from youuu ??
With some power and a 40 set of duallsss and tons of other high end staples…. Were you around 15ish?
>>482124
Only Psychically… In terms of relationships and brush clearing it's awesome :3
No.482132
>>482124
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_distribution
an outlier in this sense is a data point that deviates heavily from the norm (the center of the bell curve). to say you're to the left of the bell curve is to say you're below average, but i was just teasing
No.482133
And now further aggravation.
No.482134
nd if you ain't a ho get out
OF MY TRAP HOUSE
No.482136
>>482133
And now for something completely aggravating.
No.482137
>>482109
I am just finishing off dinner so I'll let you know when I'm a-okay to go and all ^^
No.482138
>>482136
Not a very good reference.
No.482140
No.482141
Paint me a canvas, begemont
No.482142
>>482138
Not a very good response.
No.482143
>>482139
Is everything in that picture rocks?
No.482144
>>482142
But it's completely the same.
>>482141
Of what?
No.482145
No.482146
>>482131
brush clearing?
>>482132
below average… :(
>>482137
okay :)
No.482148
>>482146
i was just teasing you!
>>482144
am i supposed to read your posts in Alan Rickman's voice
No.482149
>>482143
Noooo, just the sand.
No.482150
>>482149
but Cato
sand is rocks
No.482151
>>482146
Yeesss
It means hauling and burning thorn thickets, especially thick bound thickets of bush and thorns !
I contract mostly within Ontario, Canada
No.482152
>>482134
This is a trap house?
No.482153
>>482130
That's one of my favorite songs by Atmosphere.
>>482131
15 age-wise?
Nah, it was definitely later on when I had a vehicle.
No.482154
>>482148
Who?
>>482149
And also the other stuff too.
No.482155
lol I mess up during it, oh well.
I'll send the picture to you via PM.
No.482156
>>482153
ever heard of Aesop Rock?
No.482159
No.482160
>smiles is here again
hi smiles!
>>482150
That's what i said.
>>482154
Nope!
No.482161
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>>482156
Yup. I can rap a couple of his songs too^^
Citronella, 39 Thieves, Bazooka Tooth behbeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I like all of the Rhymesayers really.
No.482162
No.482163
>>482152
Not at all
Put myself with through teenage hood and, uhh, the a couple years of through conventional highschool….
I've made my way through that "job" for a couple years alreDY..
No.482164
>>482158
no, Abraham Washington
No.482166
>>482148
you teased me! ;~;
>>482151
oh that kind of brush clearing…
>>482159
*hug*
No.482167
>>482161
So, you know about the Weathermen?
No.482169
Gotta configure the five fingers so the hot-wire skill is applicable~
No.482170
>>482165
A lot of the sky actually is rocks
mucj of our atmosphere came from degassing.
No.482171
No.482173
>>482166
s-sorry…
>>482168
That's the name I was looking for, yeah. He's the one. That's how I read your posts.
Yes.
No.482174
No.482175
>>482163
Oh okay
I don't even know what a trap house is really, so I was just wondering how this mightve confirmed to it.
No.482176
>>482173
Is there a recording of Lincoln's voice?
>>482174
Solids are liquids?
No.482177
>>482175
It's a new genre of music combined trap and house
No.482178
>>482176
Yes
and gasses are soliquids
No.482179
+ vehicular* Woops.
>>482167
Sounds familiar. Listening to The Crew right now. That opening beat is nice with the scratching.
No.482181
with even almost 50k
I still can't sweatsshop my peeps/motivated buyerzzzz
>>482175
Trap house is a hip hop inspired Electromnic dance / I'm on drugs and wanna have fun sound
Become awesome/insane;y awesome before you go to market
No.482182
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No.482186
>>482183
But im a scienceist
No.482189
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
1. Sleep
2. Fap
No.482190
>>482177
>>482181
Well I decided to be fair and listen to a song on youtube to give a a shot.
God that was awful. No offense if you guys like it, but I would rather be drinking.
No.482191
>this woman arguing with TSA that she can bring her bottle of frozen water onto the plane because it's not a liquid
best meme
No.482192
of your art begemont
>>482159
(*holds anonymous lovingly*
No.482193
>>482186
You're a geologist. I'm talking to a real scientist right now. He's a molecular biologist.
No.482195
>>482191
Stupid TSA, don't they know that jet fuel can't melt dank memes?
No.482196
Tak has master tiertaste in music
No.482198
>>482188
I know, I know. That would be alcohol abuse.
That, and I don't even have any alcohol to pour out.
>>482189
HI NIN
>>482196
As long as it's not anime music it's a step up lol
No.482199
>>482190
What kind of music are you into nowadays?
>>482193
but im a planetary geologist
I do asteroid research.
No.482201
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No.482206
>>482199
You look at smelly old rocks all day and say this is some nice dirt as you rub the dirt on your naked body.
No.482209
No.482212
>>482200
I want a canvas
of your abstract cubism
No.482216