No.494351
>>494338
Why else would I be working on it for a couple months?
>>494339
*eats pizza in front of you but doesnt share*
No.494352
>>494332
Teriyaki-Sama works.
>>494333
Ayy you too What did I do to earn this exactly?
>>494336
Thats what they all say and then BAM BABIES.
No.494353
>>494345
Tough games are tough
No.494354
>>494351
>*eats pizza in front of you but doesnt share*
You monster…
No.494355
>>494351
this THIS crosses the fucking line
No.494357
>>494353
WHY DID YOU BAN ME THOUGH ANDREW
LET'S HAVE A DISCUSSION
No.494358
>>494351
>NoGodNo.gif
What the heck is with you and that chicken.
>>494352
Teriyaki-Sama!
Brilliant. Why couldn't you always use this name.
No.494361
>>494354
*shares a slice to you*
>>494355
*keeps eating the pizza after giving a slice to Shiro* You said tease you.
>>494358
You really wanna know? Aside from her being my first actual waifu?
No.494362
>>494356
I need that to clean my keyboard and please post the starwars one
>>494351
>more cute
No.494363
>>494339
*licks your neck*
>>494342
>judging anything I saw at 3:33AM after an 8 hour shift of madness/running
>>494352
nah
>>494355
>>494355
>>494355
>>494355
>>494355
No.494365
>>494361
I said tease me not conduct psychological torture
No.494366
>>494358
Because I have to much fun using other peoples names.
No.494367
>>494365
I thought this was a very tame sort of teasing. *gives you a slice*
No.494368
>>494361
I really want to know..
>>494366
That's probably some kind of childhood issue.
No.494369
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
stay up
sleep
No.494370
File: 1430033829850.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SAD - dead kitteh 0249.webm)
No.494371
>>494363
can you imagine if you actually did this
how fucking awkward would that be
No.494373
>>494364
it's cute how they sleep in a ball like that lol
No.494374
>>494361
Thank you
>>494355
*intensely watches you as I eat my slice of pizza* O.O
No.494376
>>494368
Like what kind? I probably had it.
No.494377
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>>494360
PLEASE WHAT YOU FUCKING SOLD OUT
*STRUMS A GUITAR*
No.494378
>>494367
feigning ignorance won't make me forgive you
No.494379
>>494377
I diddn't sell out
I chilled out…
No.494380
No.494381
>>494376
Something about identity issues and wanting attention that others got. Some people like becoming actors for a reason.
>>494377
That fucking picture.
No.494382
File: 1430034056219.jpg (171.53 KB, 900x1336, 225:334, ca35b8aea556772d72b7f8f0a5….jpg)
No.494383
>>494380
I haven't showered though
No.494385
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>>494382
rollin rollin rollin
No.494386
So Anonthony added me to the Ponychan steam group out of the blue, and then I read the profile comments and saw some one saying that they hoped the merger went well. Did MLPchan merge with Ponychan or something?
I didn't know ponychan still existed.
No.494387
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>>494384
For real though man how can i be less of a creep
No.494388
>>494368
I have PTSD, so I'm usually anxious for no fuck reason and what not. When I first played fnaf Chica scared me the most. fnaf scared me so badly I couldnt look at anything of the game for a week and got super paranoid. Then I tried it again, and conquered my initial fear of the game (its the noises that get to you) and then I started to gain a appreciation for the characters. Creepy things find close quarters with my heart eventually. I then found myself more relaxed when I went out in public, and I found that fnaf helped me on a therapeutic level.
Now Chica is my first official waifu, and I've grown a great appreciation for her as a character and what she means to me. So I want to embody her by making a costume and be her on a more spiritual level.
>>494373
Yea it is.
>>494374
Lol.
>>494378
I could have straddled you and teased about cutting you up with a knife instead.
No.494389
No.494390
>>494381
Swing and a miss.
I never had a need for attention.
No.494391
File: 1430034224627.jpg (162.93 KB, 825x833, 825:833, d8c28f3337f428fc7b119617ba….jpg)
>>494386
What are either of those fucking things?
>>494385
Go to bed if you're tired
No.494392
>>494386
yeah they merged
It's MLPchan's code with Ponychans name and a combination of the moderation team and leadership
No.494393
>>494388
you can still do that!
No.494394
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>>494391
Ah I'm not really so tired though
that was just seeing if i could get a 20
No.494395
>>494386
FROM TALKING TO SMOKEY LIKE THEY MADE AERIS LOOK LIKE A RETARD
THAT IS ALL I KNOW
THE FACT THAT THAT RETAR ANONTHONY HAS BEEN POSTING HERE MAKES ME THINK HE IS A BITCH
No.494396
>>494393
Its not fun if thats what you want.
No.494397
>>494386
Babbies didn't want to get left in the dust so they wanted to join with someone else.
No.494400
No.494401
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>>494399
No.494403
>>494397
DUDE YOU'RE LIKE 12
No.494404
No.494405
>>494403
I never fucking said I was 12.
No.494406
>>494389
kinda yeah :o
>>494391
horse data
>>494392
oh wow
do you know why?
seems like they both had really big self-sustaining userbases last i checked :o
>>494395
Anonthony a pretty kewl guy
Always made outreach efforts to couple of imageboards i was an admin on.
>>494397
are ponyfags endangered or something?
No.494407
>>494404
*takes back your slice of pizza*
No.494408
>>494403
>>494405
How old are you exactly?
No.494409
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>>494402
excite
>>494405
look at tha li'l baybee
weee babbyy
No.494410
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>>494407
Most of those looked delicious
No.494411
>>494406
HE WAS ALWAYS A DICK TO ME SO HE CAN SLEEP IN HIS BED
No.494412
No.494413
>>494406
Horse fuckery, more like it.
>>494409
God damn right you are.
No.494414
>>494406
Ponychan's userbase was large enough to survive but slow
MLPchan's userbase was large enough but slow
Tons of people used both sites anyway, so it made sense to merge.
What I don't like is all the extra and needless boards, some of them are going to have like no use.
No.494415
File: 1430034607582.png (553.19 KB, 956x741, 956:741, 1a5e03bbef17cac41ceff39347….png)
>>494410
Read the gif title.
No.494416
>>494415
well played
>>494413
u rock dp
No.494417
>>494406
I theories that as the shows popularity boom started to spawn creepy fatties, the normals realized how bad it was and decided to jump ship. As this population started to decline one website was left more popular than the other and they asked for help.
>>494408
I haven't told anyone how old I am.
>>494409
I will break your instruments.
No.494418
>>494417
>t more popular than the other and they asked for help.
No.494419
>>494417
You should tell me.
I'm 19.
No.494420
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>>494417
>tfw I opened up to you
>ignored my heart felt post
No.494422
>>494406
>are ponyfags endangered or something?
Yes, and all attempts to breed then have failed
>>494407
You won't get away with this
No.494423
>>494416
Nah.
I'm just an ordinary guy doing ordinary guy shit.
No.494424
>>494418
Hello
>>494419
>I haven't told anyone how old I am.
>>494420
Oh my gosh, really? I must have missed it!
I'll go find it in a moment.
No.494425
Dying?
No they just don't make them this good anymore.
No.494426
>>494417
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
No.494427
>>494423
to be perfectly honest
No.494428
>>494421
that's next level
No.494429
>>494424
up here…
>>494388
>>494422
I was just doing what you wanted.
No.494430
>>494424
Yeah I saw that part but I won't tell anyone.
No.494431
>>494429
Yes… be careful what you wish for, they say
I was naïve
No.494432
>>494427
Frankly, if I had a bigger bed over and had a guy friend with me to share it with, the only thing we'd really be doing in it is sleeping.
Cuddling is optional.
No.494433
No.494434
>>494432
Does sex disgust you?
No.494435
>>494428
I literally just called something next level at the same time you posted that
weird
but yeah, I'm down to get dirty
No.494436
KINDA WANT TO HAVE A HAGGARD NON GAY THREE WAY WITH ERIN AND DARWIN
LIKE I WOULD CUM EQUALLY ON THER PENII
No.494437
>>494432
I've always wanted a really big bed omg
I bet they would be soo comfy with a bunch of comforter and some silk on them
No.494438
>>494411
:c
*hug*
>>494412
*huggles you and pets ur hair* c:
>>494413
you would
i can tell ;)
>>494414
oh, i see ^^
welp, good luck to them c:
>>494417
welp, arrivaderci ponyfag normals
>>494422
you can't stud ponyfags, the mares are not receptive
needs artificial insemination
No.494439
>I am a self-important cunt twisted by society's expectations of women
Wow I totally forgot I said that
No.494440
No.494442
>>494433
GOD DAMNIT YOU FUCKTARDS!!!
No.494443
>>494388
Well I have no experience in the field of PTSD or psychology but I find it weird that one would find comfort in a scary game. Although at a second glance I can see how conquering something scary would have a special place in your heart. It will always look like an oddly proportioned human-chicken to me.
>>494426
My gosh that's really long.
I'll read it later and just call you fat and stupid.. Also I think your craft is gay :^)
>>494430
There's probably 2 people on the internet I could ever trust with information about myself.
>>494438
I go there to talk on the /b/ thread and post animu.
No.494444
>>494438
Eh I'm part of the /b/ and friends thread, so as long as we stay there it'll be the same shit.
No.494445
>>494443
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you… but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like… I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
No.494446
>>494434
Nope.
But, to impose sex upon a person that doesn't want it is rude don't you think?
>>494437
Same.
Bigger beds = comfort forever.
>>494438
I would like horse fuckery?
No.494447
>>494443
So who's this other clown moving in on my turf?
No.494448
Bye everyone. I'm gonna go lay down for a bit
No.494449
>>494446
What kind of bed do you have (:
No.494451
>>494435
I am not spying on you, but my preemptive defensiveness probably arouses suspicion
No.494452
>>494436
I got put on a 10 month waiting list to go see about gettin my peni chopped
still would tho.
>>494443
>>494444
I never posted /b/ and friends there, I stayed on /b/, and those threads were mostly people i didn't know or like anyways.
>>494446
oh i bet
>>494448
bubi sheeroe
No.494453
>>494443
Ive always liked creepy things, so it was inevitable that I would become a fan of it regardless, but the fact that it affected me on a personal level definitely made me love it more in general.
>>494448
Later.
No.494454
>>494446
Are you saying no one would fuck you?
No.494455
>>494448
SHAVE YOUR CREEPY DEMON BEERD
JS
No.494457
>>494456
>his eyes
I've felt that pain before…..I'm sorry you are dealing with that tsuchi….in my prayers amen
No.494458
>>494456
it is
if a wizard turned a, elderly rat into a person, i think it'd look like tsuchi
No.494459
>>494456
At… least he's beautiful on the inside.
No.494460
File: 1430035493862.png (101.27 KB, 415x488, 415:488, 2c7c3bf127c77a13e014cebc9c….png)
>>494456
Whats wrong with it?
No.494461
>>494458
what happened between you two
No.494462
>>494449
A queen, but it's kind of old.
Need to get a new one.
>>494452
Why would I like horse fuckery?
>>494454
Sure, I guess.
>>494456
I like it.
No.494463
>>494451
*licks harder*
>>494460
just looks like he's on meth and underweight
No.494464
>>494452
Well I think there is no issue with looking into new communities, but if you're just uncomfortable with meeting new people, I understand.
No.494465
>>494462
What is your blanket setup?
No.494466
>>494462
I'll fuck you right now
No.494468
>>494456
Why was this randomly posted though?
No.494469
>>494445
I see to much of you fatty-fat cakes.
No but really I think you have an interesting craft which takes skill precision and patience. be proud/10
>>494447
Hey man, I ain't no snitch. Do your own snooping.
>>494452
There's only a handful of people there I converse with the rest are just doing their own thing.
>>494453
I wonder how many photo-ops you're going to get, heh. What's your husband going as?
>>494456
Unkempt/10. I fucking called it!!
No.494470
>>494456
I think he looks fine.. maybe should work out more, build up those masculine features, but he looks fine.
No.494471
>>494465
Okay.
Why?
>>494465
Don't have any sheets for it anymore
(Stolen in a dispute with my sister.)
Hot times of the year:
Hospital blanket
Cold Times:
Hospital blanket
Then blanket sheet
Then Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Comforter from 1997
No.494472
File: 1430035669337.jpg (280.36 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, do you wanna party wif me.jpg)
>>494469
I think you're a swell and fair person who doesn't hold many biases and knows how 2 program
No.494473
No.494474
>>494463
I've seen uglier people posted in thread before.
>>494469
Hes going to be Foxy.
I think we'll have alot of attention at the con, we did last year as well. Could walk 5 steps without someone taking our picture.
No.494475
File: 1430035701211.gif (139.54 KB, 275x317, 275:317, If you were a hat, I would.gif)
Keep calm and *insert annoying reference* makes me unseasonably angry
No.494476
>>494471
>hospital blanket
You definately know how to stay warm man thats for true
No.494477
>>494469
I don't even have a blood/semen sample to track him down with though.
No.494478
>>494475
You'd hate England
No.494479
>>494463
Are you going to cyber rape me like what Mana did?
No.494480
>>494458
You're not exactly a dime yourself.
No.494481
No.494482
File: 1430035776291.png (434.63 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 7ac4664ba9e5791b578f4a2371….png)
Tsuchi is cute, you're all being mean
No.494483
>>494474
To me it's not a matter of attractiveness or anything that makes the picture stand out, it's that he looks dead inside
>>494478
i bet the food there sucks
>>494479
but you asked me to tease you
>>494482
>stop saying mean stuff about the bully
no thanks
kill him before he lays eggs!
No.494484
>>494476
My grandma gave it to me.
She usually keeps them because them shits are good.
You know, the woven wool looking ones?
Yeah.
No.494485
>>494483
tease me, not volatile me
No.494486
Blood-chan i want your ass. Give me your ass
No.494487
He looks pained… like he just saw himself in a mirror.
No.494488
>>494472
>how 2 program
What makes you think that? I don't know anything about programming :s
>>494474
What did you end up cosplaying last year?
>>494477
You're already putting yourself at a 50% disadvantage.
No.494489
>>494461
he kept trying to lewd me on steam and whatsapp, then suddenly got all tsuntsun and started being mean to me for no raisin.
>>494462
idk
i imagine if a lewd pastel horse presented themself to you irl, you wouldn't exactly be pushing them out the door? :s
maybe.
idk.
>>494464
idk, just at the time i still posted /b/ ponythreads, and the atmosphere seemed comparatively unpleasant. no judge ^^
>>494469
i see c:
>>494480
I don't claim that of myself, but seems plenty other people do, so forgive me for not getting upset about it ^^
No.494490
>494489
that reminds me
may i lewd you on steam ?
No.494491
No.494492
>>494488
So its a girl then? I should of known.
No.494494
Where are you blood-chan bb. I want you to be my bitch.
No.494495
>>494466
Whooops.
That 'Okay Why' was for you.
>>494489
First, I'd question my sanity.
Then, once I fully realized that the creature at my door step was actually real, I would ask it to teach me how to fly
Because if cartoon horses existed, anything is fair game.
No.494496
No.494497
>>494490
I tend to resist being cyber lewded, but you can try if you feel like it :3
>>494493
ur a cute c:
>>494495
I'd offer it a biscuit then sell it on ebay
No.494498
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>>494483
>>494487
>>494489
I promised not to say anything about his situation, but he does his best with his circumstances you guys should be less mean. Its not his fault.
>>494488
Itachi x Kisame from Naruto on Friday
water temple link and dark link Saturday
No.494499
>>494483
wow mean
>>494487
master no mean!
>>494486
It belongs to master ._.
No.494500
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>>494483
omg
I bet so too
like gross
i hea they like cabbage
>>494484
hahaha damn dude doesn't that get itchy sometimes?
I was laid up in the hospital when I was 15 and I put on 3 of the tight woven white ones and was like soaking wet within an hour it was crazy
They let me keep 1 but I don't like the teture so it hangs uup as my doorway because I don't have a door also
>my bed
>>494488
you don't do coding stuff? What do you do gogglu?
I
No.494501
No.494502
Ariel is right, Tsuchi is weak don't hurt him ;~;
No.494503
>>494497
youre a nice freind~
No.494504
>>494497
There just something about you though that makes a man wanna raise his sword to indomitable behemoths
You know?
No.494505
>>494492
I thought I said two people.
Teriyaki-Sama I think you're going down a path which doesn't need to be traveled down. Turn back now, mortal *has 2 big henchmen*
>>494489
I lol'd at the name. I'm sure Emma isn't that bad.
>>494498
I don't really know what any of those characters look like but I'll assume you pulled it off well.
>>494500
I only like making Emily think I do coding, heh.
I am an international super spy. I haven't told anyone this so keep it secret.
No.494506
>>494485
WOW FUCKING GODILOCKS OVER HERE WHEN ARIEL AND I TRY TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT AND MAKE YOU HAPPY :3
>>494498
I'm only being hypercritical because he called me fat all the time and made me feel bad about my weight, which prevented me from losing weight
ever since I filtered him I've had no problem losing weight
>>494499
yes, that's the goal
>>494500
ewwwww
No.494507
That frail little frame probably couldn't stand the weight of the truth about his appearance.
I'll stop.
No.494508
>>494496
You're horny and lonely?
I know the feeling.
But, that's kinda life, isn't it?
Life is like when you're horny and there is no one around to fuck/be fucked by.
>>494497
How much would cartoon horses go for on Ebay?
>>494500
Fuck, your bed looks better than mine.
Mine's old and got a dent in it from Body Slamming a friend when I was younger.
Also, not even itchy in the slightest.
No.494509
>>494505
I can link you the pictures if you want.
No.494510
>>494506
Fair enough, I cant fault you for that reasoning's.
No.494511
>>494508
You're so resilient
Is that to make sure you're to be taken as a fool?
No.494512
>>494510
If he wasn't such a dick to me all the time I'd give an honest appreciation of the photo. But such is life.
No.494513
>>494498
a shave and a shower and he might look a lot better I suppose ^^
I mean, look at shia labeouf
a beard seems to magically age him 30 years :s
>>494503
aww, how sweet ^^
you too :3c
>>494504
hoh boy :3c
I bet you drop that one on girls in the clubs all the time ^^;
>>494505
lol, i'm not being mean, this was genuinely her name on 4chan for a while :3
>>494508
probably a fuckton :o I'd be rolling in it, unless it was a week long auction, then i'd avoid rolly because there would probably be dung
No.494515
>>494506
perhaps I'm secretly satisfied
No.494516
>>494505
I'll take them on.
They might as well not even show up since i'll be the one on top with all the best secrets in hand.
No.494517
>>494514
Oh come on blood
I've never take dick pics
Also, I'm a redhead
No.494518
>>494511
Sort of.
But there are plenty of times that happens.
And when it does, I play it for laughs and shrug myself off. I goofed and now I get a ribbing.
Why bother freaking out over it too much?
>>494513
Yeeeah…
Yeah, horse shit is not pleasant.
>>494514
Neat.
No.494519
>>494513
Any CSS improvements i could make to aneki?
No.494520
>>494505
My lips are sealed :7
>>494508
hahaha daaaamn dents in beds SUCK SO MUCH OMG
Also, I'm glad to hear it's not itchy
have you ever had to deal with bedbugs? I've only ever heard of them but I've heard they're terrible
mines only a twin, i make up for it with blankets
No.494522
>>494513
I exclusively go to gay bars
>>494518
Well, what would it take to get in your pants?
No.494524
>>494489
>Plenty of other people
You mean desperate virgins on the internet that have never seen you without a pound of makeup on your face?
No.494525
>>494512
No its fine, I know he doesnt make a friendly stance in the thread. I cant fault people for thinking ill of him.
>>494513
Its k, I know what you mean, its up to personal appeal I guess.
No.494526
>>494509
Up to you, I can just take your word for it. I'm more interested to see what this years cosplay will look like in a group photo.
>>494513
Well then it would make a lot of sense. I can't tell if she's sincerely a cunt towards me or just everyone in general.
>>494516
That's a tough one to boast. I haven't told many about myself. I dunno why. Just don't find it easy to share.
>>494520
I'm sorry Bardles. I have to destroy all the evidence
/kill you with your instruments
No.494527
>>494520
Kid death is a pretty edgy name.
No.494528
>>494520
A spider, once.
As well as a roach, once.
But only once.
I fucking spray my room with bug poison monthly. Bi-weekly for rainy months.
Fuck all that shit.
Also
>Swagula
>Dak
>Zero
>Coffee
>GarEE
Son of a biiitch, that's old.
No.494529
>>494526
I wont push it unless you really wanna see them. Its fine.
No.494530
>>494517
can i post ur pic
No.494531
>>494526
Sharing is caring.
No.494532
>>494528
You live like s a king my friend
>>494527
He was Kakashi sensei first
then death the kid
then bulbasaur
all in the course of 2 weeks
then he dissapeared forever
No.494533
i just wanted to announce publically that ariel deleted me for the 4th time
and she will be back
No.494534
>>494520
>Swagula
SHIT
I might still have her number
I need to find that
No.494536
No.494537
>>494522
To be on the safe side, I doubt you'll be all the impressed.
Granted, this was taken during the winter and it was cold as shit. Also nerves. But, it's only slightly bigger hard.
>>494532
I don't think bugs constitute kingship.
No.494538
and I never even got to tell him goodbye…..
>>494534
She was the bees knees
rip swagcat
>>494536
pls limes
i think ur cute
No.494539
>>494537
Exactly
but no bugs do
No.494540
>>494533
FUCK YOU TP YOUR SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOU THINK ITS FUCKING FUNNY OR SOMETHING!? Its nice to know its a fucking game to you, dont fucking expect me to re-add your stupid ass again, I'm tired of giving you chances!
No.494542
>>494529
Is that the Ax Convention you were talking about or another one?
>>494531
Caring is sharing.
.: Caring = caring and sharing = sharing
Math dat, boi.
No.494544
>>494537
it's hardly recognizable anymore anyway
also embarrassing
No.494546
>>494544
sad
ill never get to post that pic again ;~:
No.494547
>>494544
I'm cool with it, actually.
When I was younger, I was a little upset but eh.
At least I got one and it feels nice to stroke it.
>>494539
Bugs are dicks.
Bugs.
Are.
Dicks.
No.494548
>>494532
So he never showed his face then?
>>494542
I won't fall for these mind games.
No.494549
No.494550
No.494551
File: 1430037248820.png (66.28 KB, 703x705, 703:705, efb086d37b499aee72336b1e82….png)
>>494542
Ax? Erm the last one we went to was here in NC.
>>494545
Dont worry about it! Hes just talking shit while drunk and pissing me off, fuck him then.
No.494553
>>494547
I FUCKED UP THE LINKS
SHIIIT
No.494555
>>494547
>
>>494548
Nah, he wasn't around very long at all
>>494553
That's gay
No.494557
>>494553
Relax, guy.
>>494555
Yeah, but don't do any stupid shit to incite ball-kickings.
No.494559
>>494548
There are no the secrets you are looking for.
>>494551
Oh! right. I keep forgetting that not all of you live in LA. I don't know what people live inland. Sounds incredibly boring.
>>494554
She always had such a nice hairstyle. Except for when she bleached it all.
No.494561
>>494558
Miracles, fuck.
It's just there in the air I guess.
No.494562
>>494518
I used to have horses
the last one i had fell over in a ditch and hit it's head and died there >.<
>>494519
hmm, idk, i use my own scripts and stylesheets so i dun really have to deal with vanilla :o
do the CSS changes you make apply to all the normal styles?
>>494522
hawt :o
>>494524
no, irl too, i am rather sought after :x
atm, my flatmates army friends keep asking him if he's banging me, and if he'd hook them up with me, and most of them are married >.>
we also bumped into his big built polish pot dealer on the street the other day, and i sauntered off on my phone while he talked to him, and apparently he was fishing hard for my number.
turns out every male i've been in contact with down here i could have if i wanted, but i don't want any of these hypermasculine types.
and i really don't wear all that much makeup, i can't stand it when you can see the defined line where a girl's face changes colour, so i keep it minimal.
>>494526
wish is mean to you? :c
No.494563
>>494557
does its size embarrass you? I can't assume that it doesn't simply because you're willing to post it; you might simply be trying to overcome any shame
No.494564
>>494559
There are not*
I don't know why*
I am just off, tonight.
No.494568
>>494540
can you please readd me?
No.494570
File: 1430037551435.png (27.29 KB, 462x380, 231:190, d6661f358c9aa49f47881b74ca….png)
>>494568
*filtered
Fuck you!
No.494571
>>494515
I need consent or you might claim rape later m80
No.494572
>>494551
Well.. okay
Take care of yourself.
No.494573
>>494562
mhm, any CSS change i make applys to all normies
like forcing qr :)
No.494574
No.494577
>>494569
berry my dick so far inside dat ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
No.494578
No.494580
>>494562
Well not all the time Sometimes she's really fun to talk to, sometimes she's just sour. I dunno.
>>494565
I'm a cat. What's it to you
>
>>494575
Nice house.
No.494581
FUCK IT. NASHANDRA IS THE FUCKING WORST FUCKING BOSS. FUCKING BLACK PUSS SHIT ORBS OF CURSE SHIT ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND COMPLETELY UNFAIR AND THOSE TWO FUCKING AI FAGGOTS ARE INCOMPETENT CUNTFUCKERS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK IT
No.494582
>>494562
I don't like horses but that would upset me.
I mean, it's still an animal, right?
Don't want to see animals getting unintentionally or intentionally hurt or killed.
>>494563
Not really. It's a dick and I've had people complement it or slag it. It's still my dick, y'know?
It's not pinkie-sized, so there's that.
And I have pleasured a man's asshole with it so there is the other part of that.
>>494567
There in the air.
Motherfuck.
No.494583
>>494572
Yea you too.
>>494574
I dont see how.
No.494584
>>494575
i can def see why some people wanna tear that up.
No.494586
File: 1430037741199.gif (Spoiler Image, 725.27 KB, 500x280, 25:14, l73VyTt1si3zszo1_500.gif)
>>494580
Well i'm a pussy slayer so that means a lot honestly.
No.494587
>>494581
git
gud
or
CheatEngine
>>494585
I believe it.
No.494588
>>494575
Although the desire to lewd you was said in jest
You're honestly really cute
>>494582
Who was the lucky man? Sorry for prying
No.494589
File: 1430037768937.png (434.63 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 7ac4664ba9e5791b578f4a2371….png)
>>494585
Oh please you don't have a bass that nice
No.494590
>>494585
This guy is a real life wizard I swear
No.494592
>>494590
Jesus was black, they said
No.494593
No.494595
>>494588
His name was Alex. Ex-Boyfriend.
He had a bigger dick but was a bottom.
I did verily plunder that booty.
But, he was a crazy person.
A drama queen.
No.494597
Bard, post vid of black guy on bass
No.494600
>>494594
>I love Nancy Grace
>And Bill O'Reily if you're into Politics
>Bill O'Reily
>Politics
This is the fox news audience.
No.494601
Erin confirmed cutest poster
still waiting on penis pics before she obliterates it
No.494602
>>494586
Oh ahaha fuck you.
No.494603
>>494599
Oh shit nigga you delivered
No.494604
>>494573
well, for one,
#yeelmao{
display:none;
}
:3
>>494580
she was mean to me at very first i think, but we friends c:
>>494582
yeah, it was pretty sad :c
>>494584
l-lewd
>>494588
lol, ty <3
No.494605
File: 1430038065668.jpg (85.93 KB, 600x746, 300:373, 0322a6af6952994f1114c2d1a4….jpg)
>>494587
I AM GUD YOU FUCKING CUM GARGLER. NASHANDRA DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK THOUGH BECAUSE OF THOSE FAGGOT PISS ORBS DO ALL THE FUCKING WORK FOR HER. I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER IF I HAD TWO AI FAGGOTS PERMANENTLY GLUED TO MY TITTIES TO THE POINT i COULD KILL THEM EASILY IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHY SHOULD SHE CARE ABOUT WHO IS GUD
No.494606
No.494607
>>494601
I didn't know you were such a gifted liar!
No.494608
>>494602
Well I was gonna make a castlevania reference but you had to become a cat.
No.494609
>>494595
So it's clear some must find you cute or just attractive
Which is far more important than dick size
Are you a switch?
No.494610
>>494604
Already in the board CSS
:3
as well as these others~
#ayylmao {
display: none !important;
}
#yeelmao {
display: none !important;
}
div.ad-banner {
display: none !important;
}
img.board_image {
border: none !important;
}
div.boardlist.bottom {
display: none !important;
}
footer {
display: none !important;
}
h1 {
letter-spacing: 0px !important;
}
.options_tab {
font-size: 10px !important;
}
#options_div {
height: 600px !important;
}
.desktop-style body {
padding-bottom: 45px !important;
}
#thread_stats {
padding-top: 0px !important;
float: left !important;
}
#thread-links {
float: left !important;
position: absolute !important;
padding-top: 15px !important;
}
#update_thread {
padding-left: 0px !important;
}
#upload_embed {
display: table-row !important;
}
a, a:visited {
text-decoration: none !important;
}
table tbody tr:nth-of-type( even ) {
background-color: initial !important;
}
.dropzone {
background-color: initial !important;
}
.dropzone .file-hint {
color: initial !important;
border: 2px solid !important;
}
.dropzone .remove-btn {
color: initial !important;
}
#quick-reply {
right: 5% !important;
top: 5% !important;
width: initial !important;
}
div.announcement.apr212015.board-owners-or-users-feel-free-to-hide {
display: none !important;
}
No.494611
File: 1430038175028.jpg (1.43 MB, 3996x3006, 222:167, Blueberry-Cream-Oatmeal-fr….jpg)
>>494604
Yo
i'mma be honest
[spoiler]you're pretty uh
>[/spoiler]
No.494613
>>494604
I dunno. She's confusing.
>>494608
I never played sandcastlevania.
No.494614
>>494604
Meh.
But shit does happen.
We all die eventually.
>>494605
Because, Moogs.
You're not gud enough.
HAL would say the same shit to me.
To git gud.
And I did.
I got gud.
And I beat the game.
>>494609
I don't know how but, some do yeah.
I'm a switch.
No.494615
>>494562
Well considering how ugly British girls are I suppose I can believe that.
No.494616
>>494606
I see no penis there
>>494607
Lying about what?
I rarely lie on aneki
No.494617
>>494614
Is that you
I swear you've posted a pic before and you looked wholly different
No.494618
>>494616
Don't play dumb with me.
No.494619
>>494613
I only really played Symphony of the Night honestly.
>>494612
please
No.494620
>>494614
Looks like Alex Wavves
No.494622
File: 1430038435898.png (284.46 KB, 515x576, 515:576, Screen Shot 2015-04-26 at ….png)
No.494623
>>494614
I WANT TO SOUND YOU WITH A FORK YOU FUCKING BITCH.
No.494624
>>494622
Oh.
I don't know him but I guess, a little in the face.
>>494623
Moogs, it's cool dude.
She did give me trouble when I fought her for the first time, too.
What Soul Level + Memory + Platform?
No.494625
>>494601
>>494606
shocking
denied
<3
>>494610
nice c:
i will play around at some point today c:
I was thinking maybe some of the file info could be tidied up, but i'm not sure how much can be selected without affecting important parts, i'll try some stuff c:
>>494611
I'm pretty blueberry oatmeal? :o
>>494613
she's nice, chats to me on steam often, i hear she's not that way with erryone, guess you gotta find the soft spot :3
>>494614
yeah :/ she was an old horse too.
her name was emily
>>494615
>brittish girls
>ugly
>says amerifat
it is also not a usual thing to do, to refer to scottish people as brittish.
No.494626
File: 1430038641916.png (999.13 KB, 1000x669, 1000:669, Strawberries_Cream_Oatmeal….png)
No.494627
>>494625
Such is life.
But onto a lighter subject, what do you think of cats?
No.494628
>>494625
file info looks okay tho ._.
No.494629
>You're pretty uh blueberry cream oatmeal.
Bard, we need to talk about your flirting method.
No.494630
>>494625
nah. bully tiem then.
No.494631
>>494619
Don't even know what that is.
>>494625
Where is her soft spot!!
>>494629
I lost it/10
No.494633
>Erin
>attractive
>>>>Has to wear makeup just to look decent in low quality webcam pics
No.494634
>>494631
It was just some cool game I played.
No.494635
>>494632
Comparing people to food doesn't work unless it's blatantly obvious what you're doing.
Some on the spot examples:
>Hey, you look sweeter than sugar.
>Your smile gives me diabetes.
Blueberry Oatmeal is a bit obscure to people who never had oatmeal or blueberries before, bro.
No.494636
>>494618
I have no clue what you are talking about.
No.494637
>>494625
how much do I have to pay you to get a private pic
No.494638
File: 1430039170784.jpg (460.2 KB, 850x1062, 425:531, sample_cd8172cf5d9b5888165….jpg)
>>494637
I wonder if this makes Erin uncomfortable
No.494639
>>494635
I-I'm not so cut out for this
No.494640
File: 1430039247513.png (947.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, vlcsnap-2015-04-26-04h06m2….png)
>>494639
Practice makes perfect.
No.494641
Just use the the classic.
"Ayy girl are you a pumpkin?
"No why?"
"Because you make me wanna jack my lantern"
No.494643
File: 1430039464598.png (13.13 KB, 481x315, 481:315, Stop crying, you sniveling….png)
>>494624
I'm at peace with my decision to stay away from that game now.
No.494646
>>494643
>Walking away from Darks Souls 2
Dark Souls 1 is going to be utter hell for you, friend.
Take a break and come back to it later.
Or get some Non-AI fuckwits to help you with the boss.
No.494647
>>494645
I'm a master of word play.
No.494648
My favorite part of Demon's Souls is when I fapped to that woman with pancakes over her eyes
No.494649
>>494646
I'm doing a different play through with Kyle. So I may just do that.
No.494650
>>494644
I'm not entirely sure I can be 100% on board for this.
>>494648
Gwyndolin is my husbando.
No.494651
>>494647
y..yeah….something like that
No.494653
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
not sleep
sleep
No.494654
>>494650
How is that possible if he's mine?
No.494655
File: 1430039785288.jpg (39.35 KB, 292x278, 146:139, He was lying face up in th….jpg)
No.494656
>>494654
I'll share.
>>494655
Scholars or just DaS2?
No.494657
File: 1430039879234.png (171.24 KB, 392x299, 392:299, With the exception of you ….png)
No.494658
>>494650
Bruh just let it doe.
>>494653
Night bardo
No.494659
File: 1430039914195.png (482.24 KB, 600x863, 600:863, 8d47e6f27ff92fab9315312404….png)
>>494656
I did an entire ng+ wearing only his outfit
Clearly I'm the more faithful one
No.494660
>>494657
Rats.
Best thing I can tell you to do is have Squash(Kyle, right?) Help you.
No.494661
I love you Ewin
I shall forever cherish you as a fwand
No.494662
>>494659
I invade the world of the guilty in his full set of armor.
No.494663
>>494626
ty, i think :o
>>494627
hmm
cats are cute
but
all too often, they take liberties and become assholes
1/3 cats are amazing
the other 2 are pretentious dicks
>>494628
tbh, the kinda cleaning i'm thinking of could only really be achieved with JS, so i guess yeah, is fine c:
>>494631
IN THE TUMMYY
poke it :3
>>494633
I wear a lot less makeup, than say, kuus in these pics people post.
For all that webcams pic up, just eyeliner really.
but, if it makes you feel any better, pic related, i just woke up, no makeup at all.
>>494637
there is no amount i would accept ^^
>>494661
I love you too nezi c: <3
No.494664
>>494663
<3
yay i did good c:
No.494665
File: 1430040095313.png (313.08 KB, 500x431, 500:431, 4cb7a1207cfc319268aa050756….png)
No.494666
>>494660
Yes, kyle. We're on our way to The Iron Keep so it should be awhile. I generally like the game but it's too cheap sometimes.
No.494667
>>494661
You should really change that file name to "Moderation sextoy"
That would make me really happy.
No.494668
>>494662
Is that an innuendo?
No.494669
Off to bed.
Have a great day/night all of you.
Good night~
No.494671
>>494664
mhm, you always doo ^^
>>494665
shhh don't talk to me you might get banned and master will tell you off
>>494669
nini eeeeva x
No.494672
>>494663
I love cats.
They are cute.
>>494666
Dark Souls 2 has a way of being not exactly difficult but frustrating.
The first was was frustrating because it was difficult but rewarding and that's something DaS2 tried to re-create but just got kinda muddled in the mix.
Smelter Demon or Old Iron King?
>>494668
Maybe.
No.494673
No.494675
>>494671
*snuggle nuzzles*
No.494676
>>494672
I'm not sure. I was wanting to get the Zweihander. He knows the game more than I do so I'll do whatever he says really. Or was that a question of preference?
No.494677
>>494676
Oh, so you're at the very beginning of the Iron Keep.
The Zweihander is a good PVP weapon for range and such while it kind of lacks for much PVE use aside from being really long and hurt-y.
You'll get the Zweihander in the Iron Keep before the first boss, which is the Smelter Demon.
…Wait, you're already at the end of the game on another character, you should know this?
No.494678
>>494672
*gives a kitty*
>>494675
I want to roll around and play vidya with luka <3
kinda wanna make breakfast too :o
No.494679
>>494675
This is making me jealous
I want luka snuggles
No.494680
>>494677
I don't remember specifics like that.
No.494681
I'm going to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKMdDTun_cU
>>494678
I have enough cats thank you though.
>>494680
Across the bridge you have to lower
right turn
over the gap
chest in front of you.
No.494682
>>494680
She's a better mascot for weed than snoop
No.494683
>>494678
yummy breakfast and cuddles <3
>>494679
:o
No.494685
>>494681
Goodnight.
>>494682
Snoop apparently was a part of some black nationalist group or something. I like to think he's very opinionated in his private life.
No.494686
>>494685
Perhaps that was before he discovered weed
No.494689
gonna go make breakfast, have fun, superheros of the internet <3
xx
No.494690
File: 1430041262370.png (434.63 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 7ac4664ba9e5791b578f4a2371….png)
No.494693
No.494694
>>494693
How do I get Luka snuggles?
No.494695
>>494694
._. how do you… hmm i wonder?
No.494696
>>494689
I prefer anti-hero.
No.494697
>>494695
Now you're making fun of me…
No.494698
Radio Broker and Radio Mirror Park are my favourite GTA IV/V radio stations. Am I a hipster?
No.494699
>>494697
nope :)
*hugs nicely*
No.494701
>>494698
That music is too mainstream. Any music classified as hipster is too mainstream to be hipster.
No.494703
No.494704
File: 1430042413207.jpg (500.01 KB, 744x906, 124:151, 38d3f8f24013a12dc85d08cb0f….jpg)
>>494702
Hello, what's your name?
No.494706
LOOK WHAT I GOT AGAIN
TWO DAYS IN A ROW :D
No.494707
No.494709
>>494707
ONE EGG
DOUBLE YOLK
:D :D :D :D
No.494710
File: 1430042893033.png (119.15 KB, 269x322, 269:322, 2013-11-03 17_17_44-Hentai….png)
>>494706
You are the Chosen One!
No.494711
>>494710
IKR
the egg god shines on erin ^^
No.494712
>>494706
1 in 1,000 chance, nice
No.494713
>>494712
I just don't know who to thank c':
two days in a row my egg is the stuff of legends ^^
No.494714
No.494715
No.494716
>>494715
this comment is almost as autistic as this picture of me
No.494717
>>494714
i am over the moon, nothing says good day like a double yolk egg ^^
>>494715
it's okay blood, you will get an egg with two yolks one day too, you just have to believe you can and the chickens will do the rest c:
No.494718
>>494716
areyou holding a teddy?
cute c:
best kind of boy
No.494719
>>494717
^ ^
i wonder what i should do now
No.494720
>>494719
crack your biggest egg and see if you are blessed too :O
or have some kind of snack at any rate c:
No.494721
>>494718
mmhm
it's my teddy bear from when I was 1 year old
No.494722
>>494721
omg wow c:
thattis adorable
wanna curl up and sleep with you and ur teddy <3
No.494724
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>>494716
It's a very cute picture though :c
>>494717
I really want to kill you
No.494725
>>494723
do you have kraft?
maek kraft dinner c:
No.494726
>>494724
why can't we just be friends instead? c:
No.494728
No.494754
>>494725
not hungry already had a pizza a couple hours ago :)