No.495948
How can I take the belt if I can't even see you?
No.495950
>>495945
By kissing you, it'll just give it to me :3
No.495951
why do i always post right as someone posts their new thread
No.495953
>>495949
Try harder at convincing me, silly~
You don't sound very enthusiastic >.<;
>>495950
.///.
B-but then we'll both have it!
I don't want nii getting sick D:
>>495951
Carelessness :3
No.495954
>>495953
Well if I kiss you I'd say it's well worth it!
No.495955
>>495953
this avatar is comfy as fuck, but i dont want to pinch it off of muu
No.495956
File: 1430094213571.jpg (188.74 KB, 600x926, 300:463, d26f8b76068c089743e084ccec….jpg)
No.495959
>>495958
I can't smile, I'm in too much pain…
No.495960
>>495959
You can do it.
Post broken fingers.
No.495961
>>495954
But you can kiss me when I'm not ill ^//^
>>495955
Do it :3
>>495956
That's no excuse v.v
No.495962
>>495961
but that would be rude
No.495963
>>495961
b-but…
I want one now!
No.495965
File: 1430094653581.jpg (145.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Seraph of t….jpg)
Nap time~
(I probably won't wake up till morning :x)
Byebye ^^
>>495962
I'm sure he wouldn't mind ^^
>>495963
You'll have to wait until I'm feeling better, silly!
No.495967
>>495952 (Sabrina)
Preposterous!
No.495969
>>495960
I'll post other ones. but Mines only a fracture..
No.495970
No.495971
File: 1430094836015.webm (Spoiler Image, 7.85 MB, 720x406, 360:203, Slow, Gentle Sex With A G….webm)
No.495972
>>495965
thats besides the point
No.495973
>>495970
You should avatar as her more.
You can leave now.
No.495974
>>495969
You think this is a motherfucking game
No.495975
File: 1430094986856.jpg (153.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Seraph of t….jpg)
Byee >.<
>>495972
Ask him, then ^^
>>495973
I will when I get more caps ^^
No.495976
>>495971
Kylie Jenner lip challenge?
>>495974
yup
No.495978
File: 1430095247824.jpg (227.75 KB, 654x684, 109:114, 1a012622006a347195d93353f4….jpg)
>>495975
Orion~ -Huggles- Take care. ♥
No.495979
>>495967
Preposterous like a fox.
No.495980
>>495975
maybe if he posts
No.495981
>>495976
winner gets an all expenses paid for 1 month to get laughed at for free by everyone.
No.495982
>>495979
-Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop-
No.495983
>>495981
The sad thing is that all her porn money goes to paying for hair extensions.
No.495984
>>495979
Sounds like the unreleased precursor of Hungry Like the Wolf.
No.495985
File: 1430095657832.jpg (243.06 KB, 1280x729, 1280:729, naruto_vs_sasuke__guitar_h….jpg)
No.495986
What did your porn dollars go to? ;3
No.495987
>>495986
Why would I buy porn though?
No.495988
>>495983
she's physically pretty hot but the rest, I don't know.
No.495989
File: 1430095808092.jpg (504.54 KB, 1266x1000, 633:500, 9366dd611873e909a336e4f6a4….jpg)
>>495986
Mine went to maids and maid accessories.
Totes.
No.495990
>>495987
No, the money you got from the porn.
No.495991
File: 1430095823205.png (202.43 KB, 450x302, 225:151, 20130708170505!DeathNote-L….png)
>>495985
Because… Nine tailed fox?
Yes, that has to be it.
No.495992
>>495989
>tfw no maid outfit yet
No.495993
My jokes are bad, but I love them regardless.
No.495995
File: 1430095999141.png (1.1 MB, 1100x1466, 550:733, 9ea895c775f2ce5ceebc71c625….png)
>>495991
Everything is Kurama's fault, true story.
>>495992
If you ever have one, I'd totally want to see that. :3 Maids are dabes, Elma probably would look amazing as one!
>>495993
Bad jokes are fun sometimes. ♥
No.495996
>>495994
Oh baby.
>>495995
I'll probably be getting one eventually.
Would be so fun to wear while doing chores^^
No.495997
No.495998
>>495982
Got me again.
>>495984
Took me a second.
>>495988
She has a cute nose. I'll give her that.
>>495986
Fancy dinners and limo rides for you. ♥
No.495999
>>495995
I've never actually seen Naruto, but I had plenty of friends in high school who wore those tribal headbands.
No.496000
>>495998
Would limo ride around town with no particular destination with sabs/10
No.496001
File: 1430096328826.png (2.04 MB, 1065x2134, 1065:2134, Standing_l_death_note_by_l….png)
>>495998
Took you a second to realize the joke is as bad as you initially thought?
No.496002
>>495996
I can tie the knot in fifty different ways.
>>495997
How did you see him though?
No.496003
>>496002
Is that a furry joke?
No.496004
>>496003
No but I could make it one.
No.496005
>>496003
I think it's part of a Bo Burnham quote.
No.496006
>>495999
Oh, those were your friends?
>>496004
Pls no x_x
I forgot about that 4/20 rope munch. I'm actually kinda bummed out that I missed it just now.
>>496005
Haven't seen him in a while. That's gotta be on YT, right?
No.496008
>>496006
Well, I didn't really hang out with them. I was just nice to them.
Also, it's the first line of this song: https://youtu.be/Z-ap5Fp2T6c
No.496009
>>496007
A meet up for people who like to tie up other people who like to be tied up. lol
On the other hand, I'm glad I did now.
>>496008
I can't remember his songs for shit. I try not to repeat watching comedians.
However, this one is new to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc5zic4q2A
No.496010
>>496009
Why'd you miss it? Something tie you up?
No.496012
File: 1430097325743.png (193.01 KB, 500x646, 250:323, tumblr_inline_ne8bi2dkSn1s….png)
>>495996
Very! -Huggles-
>>495998
It's because you are super cute. ^^
>>495999
It's sorta silly for the most part, got kinda super serious outta nowhere in the end.
What with the two main characters exploding their right and left arm attacking each other.
No.496013
>>496010
hue hue So to speak~
>>496011
>the good album
Bo Burnham can fucking wait.
>>496012
*turbomegaultrahuggles*
No.496014
>>496000
We can stand in the moon roof and holler.
>>496001
It's not every day you see a Duran Duran joke. Kudos.
No.496016
>>496013
So do people just dick each other at that thing?
No.496017
>>496014
Oh, you know we will, girl~ /blackgirlmode
lol just like in the movies tho, I like it.
>>496016
Not at, but probably afterwards, yeah.
No.496018
>>496002
I've no idea what you're talking about!
No.496019
File: 1430097515050.jpg (442.12 KB, 2411x2445, 2411:2445, 151bc6d28a463977c42a5e99dd….jpg)
No.496022
>>496009
That show is great. Although the messages in a few of his jokes aren't immediately obvious, so some of the material just comes off as "lol xD" type humor.
>>496014
That's good. Could you imagine having to attend a daily Duran Duran joke conference?
No.496023
>>496020
I see what you did there~
>>496021
lel
No.496024
File: 1430097614336.jpg (237.03 KB, 847x1100, 77:100, 8d1420637d62bf70673b6bf20a….jpg)
>>496020
-Huggu- Doing well, Nezi? :3
No.496025
>>496012
/pet
Don't worry. I don't judge you.
No.496026
>>496022
I don't really like musical comedians either which is kind of a major problem with this guy to me.
No.496027
>stumble onto /v/
>thread about gabe jewel and paid modding
>baord admin post
>"theres literally nothing wrong with being retarded"
No.496028
No.496029
File: 1430097828641.png (202.43 KB, 450x302, 225:151, 20130708170505!DeathNote-L….png)
>>496026
Ever watch Bill Hicks?
No.496030
>>496023
hi, (You)
>>496024
As well as (You)
No.496032
File: 1430097880664.png (1.25 MB, 767x1042, 767:1042, rise_kujikawa_render_by_xs….png)
>>496017
I've actually never been in limo. I've been in monster truck though. Probably way cooler.
>>496022
Snapple Facts came to mind for some reason.
>>496019
I can't get excited about Game of Thrones tonight because I watched all the leaked episodes. I feel like I peaked at my Christmas presents.
No.496033
File: 1430098009534.png (178.9 KB, 384x699, 128:233, l_death_note_by_otonashi_b….png)
>>496032
We should petition that Snapple be required to site their sources.
No.496034
>>496027
>>496028
>Since Gabe Newell himself admitted that emails and downloading games costs Valve money, we'll email Valve to stop charging for mods AND we'll download and redownload games
>we'll download and redownload games
Yeah I don't see that having a significant effect.
No.496035
No.496036
>>496029
Of course.
Guy's a legend. Might listen again now that you brought him up.
>>496030
You should be studying.
>>496031
Classy. I like it.
>>496032
Tell me you got to drive it too. You're such a badass.
Limo's are kinda neat though. They have mini bars for night on the towns too~
No.496037
File: 1430098275664.jpg (86.81 KB, 585x827, 585:827, 10548187e51787da73e2e72f67….jpg)
>>496025
Why would someone care what someone reads or watches to begin with? =3= Sounds odd~
>>496030
So… Good?
>>496032
Haha, yeah it sorta takes the kick out of it and as a child it's a little more easy to feign excitement.
xP
No.496038
File: 1430098310639.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.97 MB, 1130x720, 113:72, butt & boobs 4338.webm)
No.496039
No.496040
No.496041
>>496036
Never trust a muu.
No.496043
>>496036
I'll get back to it soon
>>496037
Indeed
>>496039
hi qt
No.496044
>>496037
Well, if your mother was reading Mein Kamph everyday…
It's an absurd example, but you know what I mean.
No.496045
No.496046
>>496034
but muu, if we all redownload GTA5, itll cost him literal dollars in bandwidth fees
No.496047
No.496048
File: 1430098589938.png (482.24 KB, 600x863, 600:863, 8d47e6f27ff92fab9315312404….png)
>>496042
That image is a sexual innuendo.
No.496050
>>496042
I don't understand but i'm watching you.
No.496051
File: 1430098778609.png (289.39 KB, 599x336, 599:336, MOEEEEEE OOOOOOOVERLOAAAAA….png)
>Do you know who I am?!
>DO YOU KNOW WHO I AAAAAAAM????!
>no really I'm having amnesia, I can't remember
>>496047
okay
finals tomorrow :(
No.496052
>>496046
So if like 300 people download it again it might cost them a dollar or two of hard 'earned' money from us?
>>496048
How so!
>>496049
RNG
>>496050
No.496053
>>496033
Peel label for bibliography and appendixes.
>>496036
Naw, I just rode it in it. There was only one seat for the driver, so I had to hold on to the beams it was suspended on. Looking back, I'm amazed my mom let me do it. I could have easily died. But it was a blast!
We gon' raid that mini bar.
>>496037
Oh well. They'll be caught up with me…next Sunday I think? And I have Mad Men to look forward to.
No.496054
>>496052
I bet the jews did this.
No.496055
>>496052
I've seen through your lies you wicked wicked devil.
No.496056
>>496052
probably
i think the trojan mod idea is actually pretty good, we need someone ballsy enough to introduce a literal trojan horse into the game, then update it in a game breaking way later
No.496057
>>496043
Awesome. :3
>>496044
Not really, there's intellectuals types all over the place that would go out of their way to read it just to know more about WW2 and all that stuff.
Given if you reread it there may be a problem seemingly, but that has nothing to do with read fictional things.
>>496053
What's Mad Men about exactly? Never seen an episode, only heard things about the people that act in the show~
No.496059
No.496061
>>496054
Hearthstone used to be less RNG
Now it's more RNG
And that's okay
>>496056
That'd be.. Interesting
>>496058
Quick drown it in lava before it spreads
No.496062
No.496064
No.496065
>>496061
i cant help but imagine the poor sods who dont know about this shit suddenly waking up to a broken game, and kicking themselves for not seeing it coming
No.496066
>>496058
A waifu!
>>496057
It's kind of hard to condense what it's about into a simple sentence or paragraph because there's not really any sort of big story arc. It's basically just about an ad exec with a shady past who seems to have everything but can't really make human connections. It's a character study more than anything else. It's not action packed or fast-paced, but the writing is excellent and the characters are genuine.
No.496067
>>496061
You don't know fear.
No.496068
File: 1430099478860.png (178.9 KB, 384x699, 128:233, l_death_note_by_otonashi_b….png)
>>496057
Your mother must be a very sweet woman.
>>496053
That would be almost as annoying as Bible verses in fortune cookies.
No.496069
File: 1430099535480.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.94 MB, 834x470, 417:235, them eyes ph1Nmj2YWKFs.webm)
No.496070
>>496069
Aren't contacts great?
No.496071
File: 1430099733498.png (985.28 KB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, aa07c8edbe70a7c36bfe5ed6e7….png)
>>496068
If you really think my mother would read that, you are way off in the wrong field. She is so peaceful that it actually can be slightly bothersome.
No.496072
Poker really is a lot more intricate than I thought. Some of the math behind it is pretty neat for a nerd like me
No.496073
>>496072
come back with a first prize
No.496074
>>496072
I bet your IQ is very high
No.496075
File: 1430100041163.png (202.43 KB, 450x302, 225:151, 20130708170505!DeathNote-L….png)
>>496071
I was right! L's inductive reasoning is impressive.
No.496076
File: 1430100095325.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 6.06 MB, 500x280, 25:14, Lend a helping hand 433484.mp4)
No.496077
>>496073
Little scared to play with anything more than a few bucks at this point. Still a lot to learn
>>496074
It is but you don't need to be great at math be good at poker. I am a stats major and its a lot of stats and prob involved if you study the game
No.496078
>>496072
Aren't approximations good enough?
No.496079
File: 1430100216178.jpg (160.67 KB, 700x844, 175:211, bc3dbc5eb34871dd3d85d9ed42….jpg)
>>496075
Yeah, now what about my grandfather on my father's side.
What do you think he is like?
As well, for bonus points, what two things he and I have in common.
No.496080
>>496078
>>496078
On a hand to hand basis, yes, but from an overall betting strategy like 3 betting pre flop or evaluating post flop strength, its good to be exact
No.496081
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a muupop
No.496082
>>496081
The muupop tries to lick you first!
No.496083
File: 1430100367290.jpg (230.76 KB, 549x700, 549:700, 63fa328c6f47d96a1373ec3412….jpg)
No.496084
I mean I wouldn't call it intricate
It's just there's a whole load of variables and when working with probabilities it's like a massive bundle of tangled wires
The only form of poker I know how to play is that texas hold'em thing. The variables in that are simply to start with the cards you know you have in the hand and the cards you know are on the table, and you could probably work out the chances of another player being able to make a run or a flush or a whatever really
No.496087
File: 1430100590711.png (1.79 MB, 1104x2000, 69:125, 93d308893502efd70bdc480ff4….png)
No.496089
>>496088
i didnt even edit it, thats literally what came up in the results when i went looking for an image of ben garrison to use
No.496090
>>496089
but who is ben garrison
No.496091
>>496079
Did he have stomach issues too?
No.496092
No.496093
>tfw will never be as smart as murder, as dignified as muu, or as musically talented as bard
No.496094
File: 1430100904008.png (431.75 KB, 554x821, 554:821, ed94162f1917631646f6d0b930….png)
>>496091
Haha, no, not that I know of.
No.496095
Judge Judy is just like all family finance disagreements
Like it'd be nice if they had a progamme where they had serious court cases
But then again those'd be long and boring
No.496096
>>496093
>tfw you'll never have prescience like Anonymous
No.496097
File: 1430100991867.jpg (617.34 KB, 888x688, 111:86, ben garrison puts RMS in a….jpg)
>>496090
this man here
>>496092
*lick*
No.496098
>>496094
Was he an engineer?
No.496099
>>496093
don't forget as rich as nezi totally joking though I'm not rich
No.496100
>>496097
What is happening in that picture?
No.496101
Stat crunching is fucking hard sometimes.
No.496102
>>496093
not with that atitude you wont
No.496103
File: 1430101107725.png (856.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 0b98aedbd69cdd3e665516d045….png)
No.496105
>>496093
Something tells me this is a joke.
No.496106
>tfw will never be as skinny as nezi
No.496107
>>496097
hahahaha who is that naazi
No.496108
File: 1430101215979.jpg (311.84 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 835834d402e042b6d94e8c4235….jpg)
>>496095
There are shows about true crimes that 9/10 times show the court parts.
>>496098
Nope, farmer after being military.
No.496109
File: 1430101240459.jpg (689.31 KB, 720x994, 360:497, 2c99e4a7b37527d85b63554b0b….jpg)
No.496110
>>496106
>tfw will never have as much willpower to not do drugs and bad things and insult people as Soto
No.496114
>>496108
An agricultural engineer.
No.496115
File: 1430101431814.jpg (624.61 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fa2f2199c829e23d6bf5d221f8….jpg)
>tfw will never have luscious hair or rare pepes like boo
No.496116
>>496083
Cute and evil are the best combination
>>496084
Yeah that is about right for basic stuff but there are probability distributions you can use when you deal large numbers of hands to figure out base strategies. Like, you can figure out if the odds of winning a hand are normally distributed or maybe a geometric distribution for odds of winning with a pocket pair
No.496117
>>496114
Possibly? But no and I'm thinking you might not get it, would you like hints?
No.496119
File: 1430101614035.jpg (84.75 KB, 622x866, 311:433, 21d89bcb42d649309a4993b3b8….jpg)
>>496116
This is very true.
No.496120
>>496096
You own the board though….
>>496093
No one can anon…. No one can
No.496121
No.496122
4 losses in a row
I'm done with Hearthstone for now
No.496123
>>496117
Ohhhh, I was just making a joke. Was he a weeaboo?
No.496125
>>496120
You are aware that isn't actually Fox, right?
No.496126
>>496122
>Not running a stealth deck
No.496127
>>496116
Sounds like it'd be something you'd get someone to work out for you, you then learn it and then take things into account
Rather than doing it yourself
I'll just get you to do all the work for me I guess~
No.496128
File: 1430101863623.png (167.29 KB, 465x296, 465:296, Death-Note-L-death-note-24….png)
>>496120
Doesn't mean I own the pieces.
No.496129
File: 1430101873439.png (749.06 KB, 777x800, 777:800, 700034a36e9eab84698b61029b….png)
>>496123
Nope. Jeez, you're not too good at this.
No.496130
>>496126
>sinking money into a free game
No.496131
File: 1430101889172.jpg (101.17 KB, 690x689, 690:689, 0a0e0d3a031539ad3ca04e77f4….jpg)
No.496132
>>496125
Let it work itself out!
No.496133
>>496129
What else do we even know about you?
No.496134
>>496130
Who said I paid for my deck?
I just recycle cards.
No.496135
>>496118
my teeth hurt a bit
how are you?
No.496136
>tfw i'll never be as smart and funny as you guys
No.496137
Squish, when I build a new desktop we should vidya
No.496140
>>496134
You want me to build a deck off of recycled cards in a day?
No.496141
>>496137
I mostly just play LoL or DS2.
No.496142
File: 1430102044833.png (203.98 KB, 500x368, 125:92, tumblr_neuv5ifX5c1sr1is8o2….png)
No.496143
>>496129
He was interested in the paranormal.
No.496144
File: 1430102052572.jpg (426.47 KB, 1920x1132, 480:283, 3578f510b202c5a168ab8ab0ec….jpg)
No.496145
>>496136
Flattery will get you everywhere.
No.496146
>>496139
whhat's wrong, wan wan
>>496136
u rokck
No.496147
>>496141
LoL.
DS2 is a shitty acronym
No.496148
>>496122
Rank?
>>496125
Doesn't really matter. Not like I was going to say more than that to him. Also, get on steam
>>496127
I enjoy the math more than the game I suppose
No.496149
>>496146
nothing in particular, just the blahs
wan wan?
No.496150
File: 1430102152469.gif (584.27 KB, 500x279, 500:279, tumblr_mhb8nlKlQN1rbvcrbo1….gif)
>>496133
Well, for people who actually pay attention to the random tidbits I let out, actually quite a bit.
I don't tend to hide things, just they only tend to come out when people ask specific things.
>>496136
You're probably actually twice as smart and funny as the smartest and funniest of us. -Pats- Don't be silly~
>>496143
No, actually he is religious so I assume the only 'paranormal' he may believe in is more like bearded guys walking on water that may or may not have been frozen at the time.
No.496151
>>496142
Also
>Relying on someone online to build your deck for you
No.496152
>>496149
wan wans are dogs
No.496153
>>496151
I've hand made all of my decks.
I played enough MtG to understand how to make a good deck in general.
I win most all my matches.
No.496155
File: 1430102314183.gif (370.98 KB, 500x234, 250:117, tumblr_mvtigqXIWS1qztgoio1….gif)
>>496153
Who is that? The armor looks niceu~
No.496157
File: 1430102342474.png (66.16 KB, 250x322, 125:161, tumblr_mveiszYzdB1r9ee9go1….png)
No.496159
>>496158
Either use your words or I'm going to find something else to do.
No.496161
Love me instead of posting pictures at tak
No.496162
>>496159
Kangaroos can't hop backwards.
No.496164
>>496162
I'll take it there is nothing to talk about and am leaving.
No.496166
>>496161
>>496161
Why can't I just love tak instead?
No.496167
File: 1430102581204.png (2.04 MB, 1065x2134, 1065:2134, Standing_l_death_note_by_l….png)
No.496169
>>496164
I wanted to talk about how to defend yourself from kangaroos.
Rude.
No.496170
>>496166
you can love tak, squish cant
No.496171
File: 1430102677127.jpg (598.52 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, f2e709670510cd6683d69bf752….jpg)
No.496172
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No.496173
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No.496175
>>496148
So you'd do it~?
>>496131
No.496176
No.496178
Not gonna lie, Pisu Hime is the best hentai I've seen in years.
No.496181
>>496180
Where did everyone go?
No.496184
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>>496174
-Huggles- Cato~ ♥
How are you doing?
>>496178
What is it about?
>As though that highly matters, really
No.496185
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>>496182
what you hit that?
>
No.496186
>>496181
Who needs em anyways?
No.496187
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No.496188
>>496181
They're still here!
Or who do you want?
>>496183
I'll spice your wolf
No.496189
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>>496186
It would be nice to talk some people..
No.496190
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>>496184
-hugs back- kinda bleh, should prbably just bed soon
No.496191
>>496183
Welcome to the rice field.
No.496192
>>496183
Pisu Hame*
http://watchhentaistream.com/pisu-hame/
>>496184
It's about a journalism club that makes an alternate yearbook with lewd pictures.
it's fucking great.
No.496193
>>496189
Well…I'm some people!
No.496194
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>>496188
I guess they're all hiding?
No.496195
>>496193
But anons are soulless computer programs.
No.496196
It's three years old but that only makes me sad that I did not discover it sooner.
It's 11/10
No.496197
>>496191
I do not get the reference!
>>496192
sounds like piss
>>496188
you better
No.496198
>>496195
Noooooo I'm a human being and I have feelings ;_; and they're hurt by you calling me souless.
No.496200
>>496198
I do I know you weren't programmed to say that?
No.496201
>>496200
I bet I could pass a Turing test!
No.496202
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>>496190
Aw… I hope you feel better soon. -Nuzzles-
>>496192
Oh, that's actually surprisingly different. I will check this out~ ^^
No.496203
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>>496199
it also has a weird art style
No.496204
>>496201
That's a tough challenge.
Even some humans can't pass the Turing test.
No.496205
>>496203
I love it.
>>496202
You must. You will not be disappointed.
No.496206
>>496204
Yeah, but I could you big meanie. There's nothing wrong with being anon.
No.496207
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>>496202
hopefully
>>496205
you have interesting taste
No.496208
>not watching hentai solely for the plot
No.496209
>>496206
But anons are evil
No.496210
No.496211
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>watching any kind of porn for the plot for any reason other than to laugh at it
>>496210
No.496212
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>>496210
Nin still gone these days?
No.496213
>>496209
B-but I'm good and nice and friendly and s-stuff ;~;
No.496215
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>>496213
There's only one way to find out~
No.496216
No.496218
>>496217
But I'm on my phone and in bed, I caaannntt
No.496219
>>496218
You don't have any images on your phone?
No.496220
>>496212
They still exist!
Just infrequent I guess
>>496211
No.496222
No.496223
I steal images from Nin too much
No.496224
Good night and good luck with Monday everybody.
No.496225
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>>496222
Whaaa?
How do manage to get through the day without looking at girls?
Do you masturbate in the bathroom?
No.496226
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No.496227
>>496225
I uh, well…I-I don't need to tell you about my masturbatory habits, that's personal information!
No.496228
>>496227
Nobody outside of here will know~
No.496229
>4:25
>lectures start at 10:15
https://strawpoll.me/4217932
No.496230
>>496228
That's way too many ;_;
No.496231
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>>496205
:3 I will, especially if you can promise me that there won't be some half mannequin lady won't start killing characters randomly.
Cause that hentai was bat shit crazy. Oddly more so than that Bible Black thing, but it's what I get for checking out weird things mentioned on /b/ at the time…
I hate mannequins.
>>496207
^^ It will, sometime, I'm sure. Cato is awesome.
No.496232
/rubs posters below and above
No.496233
No.496234
why does manaka have so many banners?
No.496235
>>496230
Alright, alright. What's your favorite porn?
No.496236
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No.496237
>>496234
He's a creative guy.
No.496238
>>496235
That's just as lewd, if not more you faget
No.496239
>>496234
Because he needs one for every dick that he's sucked
No.496240
>>496235
only you ask these questions
No.496241
>>496238
Yes, but its more socially except to talk about porn than masturbation habits.
No.496242
>>496239
So why don't you have more?
No.496243
>>496239
THATS A LOT OF NUTS
No.496244
>>496240
Only when I'm bored. Alright now happens to be the perfect time to ask those questions
No.496245
>>496241
They're both just as bad, still unacceptable talking about my favorite doujins or whatever
No.496246
>but its more socially except
No.496247
>>496242
I did not say that every poster needed one for every dick that they sucked.
>>496243
THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY
>how much Manaka actually charges
No.496248
Monday, the oldest of my enemies.
No.496249
>>496247
That's probably a lot of money in Indonesia lol
No.496250
>>496247
Oh wonderful, there'd be far too many if that were the case.
No.496251
typos everywhere.
>>496245
Well, you have to say since you mentioned it.
No.496252
>tfw got 4 banners in which none of are my ava
git gud
No.496253
>>496249
A month's pay, or something
>>496250
That's presumably why it isn't the case
No.496254
>>496247
>4 bucks
That's more than me!
>>496236
I'll heart you in a minute!
>>496233
/rubs the dubs
No.496255
No.496256
>>496244
Just admit that you're into knowing weird things about people, love. No one is going to think less of you.
No.496257
No.496258
>>496253
For that much I'd do more than just a dick suck.
No.496259
>>496252
I have never been in them.. Git bettah
>>496254
Yay!
No.496260
>>496251
People will judge me though ;~;
No.496261
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>>496256
Your image of me is very poor. I simply ask questions to get to know people. The weird questions happen because I'm either bored or I'm turned on
No.496262
>>496254
Why am I not surprised? Bad Muu
>>>496255
I'm in college!
>>496258
Well a month's pay in Indonesia is still basically nothing lol for the purposes of this frankly too far running joke
No.496263
>>496259
Eh, didn't really make any out of posters, oh wait actually made one for Ariel.
No.496265
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>>496260
It can't be as bad as some peoples.
No.496266
>>496262
I take back what I said.
>>496264
:3c
No.496267
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>>496263
I wonder if someone could manage everyone's avatars in one. It'd be one big mess, but still. xD
No.496268
>>496264
Just in time
>>496266
I never believed it in the first place, so it's fine
No.496269
>>496265
I know, I'm too normal but still…Mostly monster girls, various doujinshi and femdom stuff
No.496270
>>496261
For all of our ups and downs I still hold you in proper respects, so I don't think my image of you is all that bad. I'm just trying to help you admit that you get a little "excited" through said questions.
No.496271
>>496268
You didn't believe you were smart?
How foolish indeed.
No.496272
>>496262
My bad. I didn't know it was an old one haha
I'm so terrible at meems
No.496273
I'm so fucking sleepy but there are so many good posters on
fucking white girl problems, yo
No.496274
No.496275
>>496273
>fucking white girl problems, yo
>>496273
>fucking white girl problems, yo
>>496273
>fucking white girl problems, yo
THIS
No.496276
>>496267
That would take a shit-ton of time and layers, and even then we'd need a list of posters and my old list is just an rough estimate from the top of my head
No.496277
>>496274
relax, im just undressing
*cuddles*
No.496278
>>496270
You should know that buttfox is not cut out to be admin
>>496275
>
No.496279
>>496271
No, that you were being sincere.
>>496272
It wasn't, it just started right now
No.496280
No.496282
>>496269
Lamias are cute
>>496270
A polite conversation starter and nothing more.
The embellishments were only amplified through texts.
No.496283
>>496279
Oh, well that was obviously false.
I am never sincere.
No.496284
>>496280
I'm more cut out than you are.
No.496285
nini thread
>>496281
*huggles*
nini muu <3
No.496286
>>496282
And that's one of my favorite doujins too
No.496287
>>496278
doki doki *huggu*
>>496279
Stop confusing me!!
No.496288
>>496283
Yes I know, and because I am very smart I presumed that you were not being sincere in this instance
Fun talk
No.496289
>>496286
She makes the best faces~
No.496290
>>496287
I'm not doing it on purpose!
No.496292
>>496278
He's doing well enough.
>>496282
And where do you intent to take the conversation from there?
No.496293
>>496291
That is a terrible webm and you should be ashamed for having made it
No.496294
>>496292
Sometimes I wonder if someone hated scoots enough, and paid off the hit that was on him, and he got hurt, what kind of guilt the admin/mods would feel
probably none at all
it's disgusting
No.496295
Hades was a bretty cool avatar
No.496296
>>496292
Hopefully to a more -normal- conversation about how your day was or how you're doing in school.
No.496297
>>496293
The fact that MFF made a whole collection for me makes it worf
No.496298
>>496290
aakbjfah
Okay. What's up diggy?
>>496291
Am I qualified?
No.496299
>>496294
That would have absolutely nothing to do with anyone other than the person that did that
No.496300
>>496288
But my actual implication was that you aren't smart.
This is quite the predicament.
No.496301
this is one of my favorites
>>496298
yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
No.496302
>>496297
Not even, that webm is an affront to decency
>>496298
Nothin' much, just took a shower and now probs gonna go game or something
I know, I know.
>>496300
I turned it around on you, nigga. Deal with it.
No.496304
>>496301
What's in it for me~?
>>496302
SL:KDjghlaksgdh YOU fucking nerd colbs
I miss you
No.496305
>>496294
Well the admin/mods have no control over that, so it's kinda a moot point…
>>496296
Hm, well I remember it not always leading there. Anyway, on the string of normalcy, how are you?
No.496306
>>496302
So in the end all that really happened was that you figured out I was calling you stupid. No?
No.496307
No.496308
>>496299
when people post in a place like this, a place to seek shelter from life/4chan/other issues
they should have a right to post without fear of their lives for gods sake
it's the admin/mods job to ensure that
if you slack off of those duties or don't even think they're important, get the fuck off of the account
>>496304
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
>>496305
The hit was posted here.
Publicly.
It was visible for a pretty long time.
They delete the post and ban/report the poster.
No.496309
>>496303
Holy… like… what…
No.496310
>>496305
As I said before quite bored. Fortunately I made significant progress in my games. How about you my dear?
No.496311
>>496304
I see you all the time though! <3
>>496306
And asserted the opposite, yeah
>>496308
Well sure, no one should fear for their lives on any part of the internet. But if you seriously believe that anyone is in real danger from anyone on here, you probably need to stop using the internet for a while
No.496312
>>496308
I've turned down better offers…
>>496309
Right? That's a pretty rad one.
>>496311
Hmmph. <3
Go play your games.
No.496314
I've gone through this shit like 5 times already
nothing's really changed
idunno why I keep bringing it up
>>496311
you have no idea what some people are capable of
theoretically if I can ddos nimf, I can sure as hell collect $1000 to put a pipe bomb under test's gas line.
No.496315
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No.496316
>>496309
What exactly were you expecting?
No.496317
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No.496318
>>496312
You have everything to gain and nothing to lose.
No.496319
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No.496320
>>496312
Fiiiiine
>>496314
But how can a mod here be held responsible for someone crazy doing something crazy? Makes no god damn sense
No.496321
>>496317
WHY DO YOU TRY SO HARD CATO
WHY
No.496323
>>496320
If they leave a public hit on the board up
that's how
No.496324
>>496321
because I care about people?
No.496325
>>496308
Well then they did what their job was.
They could report him to the authorities, but was the supposed hit even credible?
Like judgement is important.
>>496310
Tired and mostly just gardening and landscaping nowadays.
I'm buying some red rock bedding for my front yard.
>>496312
Not really
>>496313
Not at all
>>496316
Literally anything else
No.496326
No.496327
>>496325
I can't get a half decent conversation going with you if you stop replying after a couple posts
No.496328
>>496318
But exactly what?
Steam me if it's t0ps3cr3t ^^
>>496322
>00:00:01
First post of the day niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetc
>>496325
That's just like your opinion man.
>>496326
Why thank you, anon-kun.
No.496329
>>496325
As long as it not rubber mulch I suppose.
My personal opinion is that red lava rocks look the best in land scape. Depending on the plants and how well manicured your lawn is. Then again I let my lawn grow a little bit then I care for.
No.496331
>>496311
Sounds like I don't have much of anything to deal with, then.
No.496332
>80% No
I was expecting 50/50
No.496333
Well, I'm wide awake now.
Thanks.
>>496324
I have been nothing but mean to you
I hate your fucking guts
Why do you still try
>>496325
That's the thing!
A fucking steam chat had to be held, with no sense of professionalism from the admin at all.
We had to force them.
I logged it and pasted it somewhere, cbf to search for it.
>>496328
I can't even right now.
But you already know.
Cuddles n some extras.
No.496334
No.496335
>>496333
because you're not a bad guy, maybe you won't hate me eventually
No.496336
>>496325
This sort of thing is normal!
No.496337
I want in to this steam chat
No.496338
All I wanna do is skate skate skate
No.496339
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>>496327
Hm?
>>496328
but this >>496319
Unrealistic life goals that I'll never accomplish.
>>496333
Well it's kinda simple. Who made the post?
>>496329
I'm growing desert plants mostly so I think the red rock will look lovely with that and the yard.
No.496340
>>496339
>Desert plants
Did you buy a house in Arizona?
No.496341
tfw you could accidentally click on the "Buy with one click" button on amazon and accidentally purchase something worth $10,000
No.496343
>>496339
exactly what I said
you either keep missing my posts or are not replying because I'm too boring
Its starting to play with my nerves
No.496344
>>496339
Nobody knows.
Lucy and I had to hog shitfox on to delete it.
>>496335
I don't know.
>>496334
/pets
>>496341
I'm sure theres a confirmation for purchases above a certain amount
No.496346
>>496342
I certainly hope you live in a desert or only being growing non-succulents other-wise you might have a few problems.
No.496347
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>>496346
cacti actually grow relatively well in the coastal part of NC, and its not a desert
No.496348
>>496343
I did that like once, Cato.
>>496346
Heh well thanks for the warning, but I've been staying in contact with people for advice, and it seems like it'll come out fine.
No.496349
>>496347
And cacti grow here as well but there are certain requirements that need to be meet before they start growing. Other-wise your cacti will die in the wet soil.
No.496350
>>496348
I should have asked what plants you're going to be growing.
No.496351
>>496348
twice today
this isn't an isolated thing
>>496349
well yeah, its the sand that does it over there
but still not a desert!
No.496352
>>496344
>I'm sure theres a confirmation for purchases above a certain amount
If you've ever used 1click you'd know you have 30 minutes to change your purchase.
No.496353
Amazon now allows you to rent goats
http://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Home-Services-Hire-Grazer/dp/B00UBYDXXQ/
>>496344
idk man, I'm trying to find out if there's a limit and this lady got hit with an $859 accidental purchase
No.496354
>>496352
what if you clicked it by accident and closed the page or something and didn't realize it until a gold and diamond necklace arrives at your house
No.496355
>>496351
Cacti do well in well drained soil (sand, rock, etc.) so its no surprise that you have cacti growing there. However Smiles might have a have a few problems growing cacti in east Texas soil. That is unless she's going to dump sand into her garden.
No.496356
>>496352
I've used it, but I didn't know about that
>>496353
idk why oneclick is a thing
No.496357
>>496344
Honestly if it's just anonymous being a faggot then there's nothing to worry about 9/10 times.
How many times has someone made stupid threats and nothing has happened? Tons of times in the MLPchan thread, I can attest to that at least.
>>496351
Twice in the MLPchan thread? Yeah, no.
>>496350
Well I'm planning on putting down some Alluaudia Procera plants, but they aren't going to be newborns. I'm getting some more fleshed out adult ones.
No.496358
>>496355
didn't I jsut say the sand thing?
and that's assuming she's in texas
No.496359
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>>496355
I don't live in East Texas anymore.
No.496360
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>>496357
why do you think I went to the mlpchan thread?
No.496361
>>496354
It's not like Amazon has an outrageous return policy.
Besides you'd have to be extremely daft to mess up that badly.
No.496362
>>496360
To tell me to answer Badfox's question.
No.496363
>>496356
because it makes buying things so much easier, you don't have to confirm, select options, etc.
It's just one little tiny, seemingly harmless click that gets you a flatscreen TV
it's a good business idea, makes people with itchy trigger fingers buy things compulsively
>>496361
yeah I'm just trying to be ridiculous
I like Amazon, they're pretty good. I haven't had any problems so far. Good products too
No.496364
>>496359
I figured as much.
I suppose friends will be missed?
>>496358
Apparently not. And..uh, it seems I glossed over it..
No.496365
>>496362
because that had happened a little while before and I didn't want to look clingy/annoying/whatever the word for it is
do you think I really care about the answer to that question?
No.496366
>>496357
There was a corporeal bounty, payable to a bitcoin address, along with an e-mail. I understand that most cases of empty threats you can dismiss, but stuff like this, in my eyes, is too far. People will sell each other out, and it doesn't take much in this day and age to put someone's life in danger.
Better safe than sorry, you know?
I hate half of the people here, but I love this community as a whole. I just want everyone to be safe.
>>496363
I guess.
But I like going over tax/shipping and such before I check out, and I'm sure a ton of other people do too
No.496367
>>496363
You can't rely on them for everything, though.
No.496368
>>496365
I still don't see where that first post of yours I missed was.
>>496364
Friends will be missed, but I'm still in contact with some. I also still own the home over there, so it's not like I can't go back.
>>496366
Well lets say we did deem the threat and credible, what are we supposed to do?
Report it to authorities? I don't a person making a post like that isn't covered and concealed, so trying to contact whoever the "local" authorities are would be fairly pointless.
The best we can do is report it to a higher organization, like the FBI, and hope that someone doesn't just bury it in paperwork. Regardless, I doubt anything would actually come of it.
No.496370
To Grim,
>being scared of anyone here
>EVER
>ANYONE HERE
Literally what