No.501653[Last 50 Posts]
>aneki
>姉貴
>Elder sister
Is this an incest board or something?
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No.501733
becaaaause we often get americans and when they eat they spill stuff everywhere so you have to pay more if you eat it in place to cover their cleanup costs
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>>501733
Shut up norgay, I'm sure I'm 100x neater than you.
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No.501736
America > Everywhere else
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No.501738
>eating out, not cooking for yourself
You Amerifats are weird
No.501739
All the 'America is the best!' people are really useful idiots.
Much better to have someone who feels like everything is perfectly fine with their country than is actually open to think that maybe it isn't perfect.
No.501740
>>501738
Almost every country has fast food and eats out.
No.501741
I want to try Ethiopian fast-food.
No.501742
>>501739
No one is actually unironically that stupid
No.501743
>>501740
EXCEPT MINE BECAUSE I DEFINE MY COUNTRY
NAAAA
No.501744
>>501742
>actually believing that
There ARE people that stupid, anon.
No.501745
>>501739
>Not having national pride
>Not realizing most of it is satirical
>Most countries have issues
At least we aren't some 3rd world countries that sells our kids into sex markets. Just because your homeland has flaws it doesn't mean you can't be proud to live there. Get off your high horse, Eurotrash.
No.501746
Is this /int/ stuff cause of Casper?
No.501747
>>501745
the whole UK/Australia/USA trio is pretty close to third worlds
No.501748
>>501747
Have you even seen a 3rd world country?
No.501749
>>501745
>most of it is satirical
But some of it isn't.
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>>501747
>>501748
Even a beggar living on the streets is probably better off than some of the 3rd world places you see in the pity adverts.
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>>501751
the thing is USA are the ones breeding that
No.501753
This thread is going places..
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>>501747
So beyond wrong that I'm not entertaining this.
>>501749
And they are morons, and can be found in every country.
>>501752
I"M PRETTY SURE AFRICA HAD STREET BEGGARS BEFORE US, AND FEUDAL CHINA BEFORE THEM! YOU KNOW, PLACES WITH POOR PEOPLE WHO BEGGED BEFORE WE WERE A THING!
No.501756
about to the alt+F4 place right about now.
No.501759
Kinda wanna smash a wine bottle into kamuu's face.
No.501760
>>501759
>>501757
How about we smash a wine bottle into his butt?
No.501761
>>501760
He'd like it too much.
No.501762
>>501755
They appear to be more prominent or loud in America. The patriotism ones anyway. Regular morons are a dime a dosen in any currency.
But I can't help but feel the number of brainless 'USA!' chanters distracts from actual conversation about what needs fixing.
I guess you could call the muslim extremists a flavour of that too.
>>501759
I'm glad I don't come from where you came from.
No.501764
>>501758
God damn x.x
>>501760
He would like it. Damn sloot
No.501765
>>501762
I honestly don't see much of it here aside from like, a small group of people.
Most of it really is just satirical.
No.501766
>>501763
Woke up too early so now I'm waiting around to leave for work.
How have you been?
>>501764
:3 Morning~
No.501768
>>501766
How're you doing? <3
No.501769
>>501767
old news
>>501768
Sleepy and sore. My ankles took more of a beating than I thought.
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>>501766
Hah, I fell asleep too early
Pretty good, kinda busy but in a good way.
Still the cooking job?
No.501771
>>501770
Always something to do^^
Yeah, just a 7 hour today, so not too shabby.
No.501772
>>501769
Oh geez what happened?
No.501773
>>501769
Damn never see you posting this early man
You work tonight?
No.501774
>>501771
What time are you leaving?
No.501775
>>501772
I was learning switch feeble grinds x_x
>>501773
noon to 7, yeah. Not sure why I woke up so early, I was exhausted, stoned, and ate my way into a coma lol
>>501774
I have like 2 hours before I need to get walking.
No.501776
>>501775
Damn doesnt seem too bad
So how do you like your job so far? Are your coworkers dicks?
I need to pick up later today, it's my day off
I have beer though
No.501777
>>501776
It's not bad. All the rest of the kitchen crew is rad to work with and talk nerd stuff with during the day makes it go by fast.
Two more days til my raise too! I can't believe I've been there for 5 weeks already.
What do you get per week, like a halfie?
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>>501777
I don't really smoke too much tbh usually just on my days off
I usually just pick up 2 grams of some top shelf shit
No.501780
>>501778
Yup.
>>501779
2 grams is usually one blunt. Your math does not compute to that picture.
No.501781
I'm listening to FOB because I enjoy reminiscing on my middle school days
No.501782
>buy mangos
>eat 1-2 a day when cant be arsed to cook yet
>probably should stop, theyre big fruits and probably are filled with calories
>look them up
>130 kcal each
:3
No.501783
>>501782
As an added bonus, a fruit-only diet will make you shit out excess weight too^^
No.501784
>>501775
Aww poor Elma <3
Smoke the pain away~
No.501785
>>501783
lel
i do eat well, but ive been trying to eat healthier lately, more fruit and less cake crap basically
No.501786
>>501784
I don't normally smoke before work, but I think I have enough time…
>>501785
Cake is gross. Why were you eating it to begin with?
No.501787
>>501786
same reason i was eating biscuits, pastries, and other crap: laziness
No.501788
>>501787
Such an epidemic around here.
No.501789
qt you're not really fat I dunno why you're trying to watch what you eat now
>>501780
Oh, that was the other day
Me and fredy bought an ounce from one of his friends and split it between the 2 of us
It was shitty weed, mixed with shake but was pretty cheap
We smoked 3 blunts back to back though so we were pretty charbroiled
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>>501788
ive been trying to break it, turns out getting out actually improves my mood and dietary habits
>>501789
im 12 fucking stone with next to no muscle mass
No.501792
>>501786
Oh god I have never smoked before work x.x
Would be too much for me personally
No.501793
>>501789
I don't even deal with cheap shit unless it's for someone else lol
It all tends to get the job done, but I hate that shit that makes you have a headache before you're even high. Like seriously, flush out them nutes, they taste bad and are bad for you.
>>501792
It would be way too intense if the owner swung by and decided to talk to me about the raise while I was blitzed.
Fuck it, here I go.
No.501794
>>501793
Fuck yeah!
I'm gonna try to go back to sleep
Have a good day Elma~
No.501795
>>501792
>not smoking before work
Its so good though
Then again weed is different for everyone
>>501790
Thanks for the memories scoots
;~;
>>501791
I weigh about the same
Actually like 11 stone
How tall are you?
>>501793
I don't really either but when it's a big group or if we plan to smoke all weekend then I go for the cheap shit since its easier on my wallet
Its wasnt headache tier but just tastes like shit
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>>501791
Did you expect otherwise?
>>501794
Aight, toodles~
>>501795
Nah, I feel ya. We just don't have local dispensary-tier stuff here yet, so you have to be a lot more stingy about people's shit cause they'll just throw labels on it and you still get terrible quality.
No.501798
>>501795
Got tickets in october to see them a 3rd time. Real chuffed.
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>>501796
d'aww you're so short
:3
I thought you were like 6ft for some reason
Do you have a big belly? Or are you just chubbyish?
if you're just chubby then you're fine
>>501797
Wow, must suck dude
I have like 3 dispensaries a few blocks away from me
I dont have my card though cause fuck paying all that money just to allow me to smoke weed
I go to a dispensary that my old coworker works at/knows the people there and they let me in
They're so cool there
>>501798
Nice, sounds like fun
How much were tickets?
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>>501797
i didnt expect anything, i was just pleasantly surprised by a feeling id forgotten how much i appreciated feeling
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>>501799
chubby, but i dont want to be chubby
No.501802
What did you choose for your custom GTA 5 radio station.
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>>501801
Why don't you want to be chubby?
>>501802
My self radio is filled with weeb/2hu shit
>not getting 4 stars and driving away to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDA0e1Tk3Q
No.501804
Kinda wish Fortune was here to drink with me like last Weds
No.501805
>>501803
How many songs do you have on it?
No.501806
oh wow Zed is like easy-mode
No.501807
>>501799
Nice. I just have a bunch of connects out in Colorado, so mine's just shipped in^^
Isn't it just like 60 bucks for the card?
>>501800
Now imagine if you didn't waste all that time with vidya~
No.501808
>>501807
80 here lol
>>501805
Just a couple, like about 30 - 40
I can't put too many on it since my User Music folder is in my SSD for some reason
No.501809
>>501803
i like the idea of being slim and healthy
>>501807
if only i could be as productive as i would like to be
No.501811
>>501808
Kind of a good investment imo. 80 isn't that much. Shit, just flip a slice for the card lol
>>501809
Just start small.
No.501813
>>501799
£25 if i remember rightly
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>>501809
You're healthy as you as now
Besides you have a bf that loves you so why need to change?
Kinda jelly of you tbh
>>501810
Sup babe?<3
>>501811
>Just flip a slice for the card
Fucking listening to you Elma
I should fucking slap you for saying that
>>501813
Not bad at all
i was expecting it to be more
No.501817
>>501811
indeed, build up the productivity levels and become a new man :3
>>501815
im really not, i spend all day sat on my fat arse, im having to buy larger clothing than i used to, and its not all that pleasant to look at. just because i have a bf doesnt mean im going to let myself go to shit, i want to keep him :3
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>>501817
So you work/study from home, I assume?
>>501819
>sup babe?
>you too
How the fuck do I into proper conversations?
No.501822
>>501815
Maybe that's what I'm going for, baka.
No.501823
>>501820
you can learn a lot from cat girl!
>>501821
you cant converse with catgirls!
No.501824
>qt is mad cause he has to wear men's mediums sized clothing
lmao
>>501823
I can touch their ears tho :3
>>501822
Fine if hitting you wont work then I'll just have to counter bully you by not tying you up
No.501825
>>501821
kinda, although im not supposed to
>>501824
im mad because of the reason why i have to wear those clothes
No.501826
Man I fucking love beer
It's not healthy to finish a 12 pack in one sitting though
Feels pretty healthy imo
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No.501828
>>501825
Then don't do it
Go outside and work/study
Being a shut in is the main problem in this case dude, if you just start going outside to work/study it will help out so much, you don't even know
You won't even need to exercise just eat healthy, you'd be surprised man
>>501827
>not coming to AX
i mean come on even Grim's coming
AND HE FUCKING LIVES IN NY LMAO
No.501829
>>501828
I have other things to pay for that take priority over airfare, sorry m8.
No.501831
>>501830
I know. Crazy right?
That .gif is weird.
No.501833
>>501832
Maybe next year if I'm still part of the community.
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>>501814
You already lost.
No.501835
>>501828
if you get out the amount of exercise you get will naturally go up, thats just how it works
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>>501833
Im going to be 23 next year
Im going to need a cane lol
No.501837
>>501835
THEN FUCKING START GOING OUTSIDE
No.501838
>>501836
Maybe if you keep princess-carrying fatties lol
Nah, I know that feel though. I'll be nearly 26 by ax time next year.
No.501839
I feel ashamed for understanding every single word in that select chat.
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>>501838
lol elma you're so fucking old already
>not being 12 yr old master race
>>501839
So i heard from this community that you and neru are e-dating?
Man you're so fucking pathetic echo
I'd tell you to hang yourself but I'd feel bad for the rope going to waste on someone like you
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No.501842
Y soto so mean. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
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>>501837
nigga the fuck do you think im doing?
No.501845
>>501844
Posting on the internet. Inside.
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>>501843
I think he already tried that.
No.501848
I think out of everyone here in 8chan, I've gotten banned the most
No.501849
>>501848
That must mean you have a pretty big dick
No.501850
>>501845
inbetween listing items for sale and cutting out rma sheets
also ive got to do work when i get back, but ive already been to uni today and ill go out cycling when the traffic thins enough for me to be able to do 3m in 10 minutes
No.501851
>3m
>in ten minutes
Damn you're slow
No.501852
>>501849
the cancer gives me an extra inch :^)
>>501850
>3m in 10 minutes
What is this?
Bitch mode?
No.501853
>>501848
Aww. I'm proud, shit-for-brains.
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>>501852
yes, let me work my way up again
No.501855
>>501852
You gon miss it when its gone?
No.501857
>>501853
Holy shit you're not dead
get on skype and put your stockings on
not gonna lie, I kinda missed you
>>501854
Go hard everyday
don't just do the little bit then progress to a little bit more method
Do the mexican method and just go as hard as you can for as long as you can
It works, trust me
No pain, no gain
>>501855
Not gonna lie, i kinda might
No.501858
Soto, when is that con?
I might be able to go this year if I start saving.
No.501859
The best reason to post is to bring this to attention yet again.
>>501843
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>>501843
>>501843
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>>501856
Hihi~ You linked?~
>>501857
Dead? Why would I be dead?
That's cute
No.501861
>>501859
did soto piss in your cheerios too?
No.501862
>>501861
….w-what
Why would I want him banned for that?
No.501863
>>501858
July 2nd - 5th
You can crash at my hotel room for free dude, you would just have to sleep on the floor.
>>501859
we should all do a majority vote if I should get banned
I'll get banned for sure lol
>>501860
Cause we don't skype like we used to
WE WERE ON A DAILY BASIS THING UNO
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS?
THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO
FUCK
No.501864
>>501863
Do you get to vote?
No.501865
>>501862
ew you drink pee?!
lol iunno I g2g work. Toodles~
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>>501863
$1000 should do it, right?
I can probably fly out if someone can pick me up at the airport. If not I might be able to drive over a few days.
And I would appreciate that. Bring alcohol. I plan to get shitfaced with you guys if I can go.
No.501868
Fuck…
I found a series of 4-koma's.
They're too much.
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>>501863
And whose fault is that, hmm?
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No.501871
FUCK YOU LUKA FUCK YOU LUKA
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No.501873
Oh yeah I cut my hair the other day and they royally fucked it up
>>501864
no
I dunno
I kinda wanted to drink wioth you today Fortune but I was like "man i dont want to turn fortune into an alcohol"
>>501867
Oh man, that's more than enough
I'm picking up grim from LAX Thursday morning (July 2nd) at 7am and Kon/Gnomes at the greyhound bus later that day too
I'm the guy who gathers everyone together apparently
>>501869
ITS NOT MY FAULT LOST ALL MY UNO POINTS
AT LEAST I DONT CRY WHEN IM DRUNK
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHOTS FIRED
jk ilu bby
>>501871
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>>501870
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>>501870
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>>501873
What? What is that in reference to?
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>>501839
>>501834
I dodged harder than I ever have
and that -3 LP might have lead to these mad gains
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>>501873
Maybe a Greyhound would be better. I could sleep all day and shit. Not to mention it would be less expensive.
I'll talk to my boss about getting a week off. I'm hauling ass now so I can ask that sort of shit later.
What would the bare essential cost run me? Excluding travel.
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No.501880
OH GOD FORTUNE MY FUCKING HEART
THAT 4KOMA
No.501881
>>501879
four straight wins and I am golden
No.501882
>>501881
I wish my eune acc wasn't 3
I could play with Erik too, he's 25 or so
No.501885
>>501882
aha are you going to bother levelling a third account
I do not think I can do any fourth account after EUW not that there are other servers I care about maybe Russia but lel nuuuuuuu
No.501886
>>501877
Yeah less expensive is always a plus
Excluding travel would probably be
>AX ticket- which runs about 70 dollars now since its closer to the event
>food for about 4 days which will be about 100 dollars probs
>money to buy weeb shit with
We might go to a sushi bar for drinks before AX and just get shitfaced there, most of the time we just buy a small bottle of liqour and just sneak it in. i usually go in balls deep when im drunk and sneak in 2 2 liter bottles of soda mixed with liquor in at night so we should be good
I'm buying most of the alcohol/weed.
Me and my irl friend are probably going to buy E so we can roll at AX
Colbs, Kon, and gnomes said they are down to do it so im bringing them a share but Im going to charge them since it isnt as cheap as weed lol
If you want to roll with us let me know and ill bring an extra few for you
No.501887
>>501885
Probably not unless I'll have a good reason to, like if my euw provisionals fail miserably and everyone I know there will stop playing or so.
Or maybe if I'm bored I'll play but no rush, nothing like the euw was when we went full speed mode
Oh god no, I think Poland is heavy enough for the moment.
No.501888
>>501887
>if my euw provisionals fail miserably
eeet will be fine climbing is easy when you have pong
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>>501857
im focusing on getting my lungs used to the exertion first, then im going to go for 5 miles hard, followed by 5 miles slightly less hard
i could do with a water bottle for that though, i get thirsty quickly
No.501890
or you could stop playing mobgays
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>>501891
hmm? is this generic US poster #15?
No.501893
>>501886
Soto, help me.
There's so many of these confession things it makes me want to off myself for lying one time.
In highschool, we have this semi-tradition of having a place where we can buy a card where we can write down a recipient and a message, and they will be delivered with roses by the one you like while they're in class.
I once sent them to a girl I liked, anonymously.
On Valentine's day, another girl walked up to me. She asked whether I sent the girl I liked the roses. I said no, because I was embarrassed and surprised to be asked such a thing, especially by someone else.
Of all the guys in school, she indirectly asked me first, and I still wonder what would have happened if I said yes.
No.501897
>>501886
That's it?
Shit. I can make that in a week. And then some.
I'll probably bring 500 bucks for shit then. As for weed and E I'll have to sit out on that. I've never done either and don't know if I really want to get fucked up or high. Lord knows I don't need to be on the other side of the country tripping balls thinking I'm an orange or some shit.
>>501894
Thanks to you I don't know if I want to play DS2 or LoL.
No.501898
>>501888
Eeeeh maybe you never know what you get in the select though
No.501899
>>501895
I have been in a few empty ones it was weird
No.501900
>>501895
What is that.
>>501897
Up to you I will most likely continue to work on my radio station. I've decided to mostly add things i believe will fit into the game well and fast paced music to mesh with high speed car shit. They are all mostly synthwave. Though their are some notable exceptions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbZZ4ecaEns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEuuJiMvZjY
No.501901
>>501895
That's the best kind.
What's on?
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No.501903
>>501901
Who gives a shit? I'm jacking off!
No.501904
>>501898
just ward and avoid dum flash chases and avoid chasing crabs when enemies are nearby and stay close to objectives and that is like 60-70% winrate inthebox
No.501905
>>501900
I'll probably play some LoL. Feel free to call me if ya need someone to chat with.
>Drive
Wow. Just…
Wow.
No.501906
>>501903
That works too.
>>501904
it's a reflex yo
No.501907
reflexes can be practiced
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No.501909
BUTT aggression is bad when it gets you killed
No.501911
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>>501910
is it.. that bad :(
No.501913
>>501905
We rarely chat around much when on voice call. Don't wow me motherfucker. I still love Drive. And quite a few of its tracks fit very well. My GTA:O character is a mix of The Driver and Frank Zito from Maniac. I'm also considering a few tracks from the Hotline Miami games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqy98hcMV9w
No.501914
>>501910
I like to call them opportunistic lanes
No.501915
So don't get killed.
You can be a retarded aggressor like gnomes and die every time you engage or mechanically skilled aggressor like grim and win most of your duels and engages
it's about knowing your limits.
No.501916
>>501911
I just don't like them.
I play aggressive lanes.
>>501913
I'm just giving the option.
And I never saw drive, nor have I played Hotline Miami. I'll probably get a furry mod.
>>501914
>Farm
>Farm
>Farm
>Buy
>Farm
No.501917
>>501910
jungle master race
No.501918
well that is fine and all if you play all in champoons and not poke/harass ones
>>501916
>farm
>roam
>farm
>farm
>teamfight
>win
No.501919
>>501884
wow I got rused so hard by the 1st chapter
Bitch was a fucking alien
>>501889
You see the problem with you qt is that you think about things too much
Just go hard
fuck everything else
This is why smart people are physically weak
>>501893
YOU SHOULD OF SAID YES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>501897
lmao sounds good dude
let me know if youre actually going to go
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No.501921
>>501917
I use to jungle. Then I just went back to being a support main.
>>501919
I'll save up and when I get the days off I'll let you know. For now assume I am coming. Also, get my number from Grim or someone. I don't have you added on anything.
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>>501916
There are furry masks if that interests you. Not sure how well the modding scene is doing. Last I checked they were having difficulties. You need to see Drive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNcXo7_b9M4
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No.501924
>>501922
Stream it for me sometime.
Off to play, and probably lose in solo ranked.
No.501926
>>501895
>daredevil in cinema
Noice.
No.501928
And take pictures next time.
No.501929
Am i the only one who gets pissed off by food companies trying to "fancify" unfancy things?
"This isnt a hamburger, this is a organic free range kobe beef burger infused with pepper and guava all sourced from fair trade communes fertilized exclusifely by human excrement".
Like what the fuck wrong with a normal ass burger.
Kill all middle class people I say i say
No.501930
No.501931
>>501924
goodlucks I will go too
No.501932
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No.501933
>>501921
Oh okay, for sure
I'll ask grim for your number
add me on steam thatsotoguy
No.501934
Who is your least favorite person in the threads?
No.501936
No.501937
>>501936
She is ded though….
>>501935
Oh…. That is sad….
No.501939
No.501940
Why is the godfather so Italian?
No.501941
>>501939
Give Soto my number.
I can't right now.
No.501942
>>501940
I don't know. Why?
No.501943
>>501941
Soto doesn't use his phone
Who is that girl
her hairdo, haircolor, and booty shorts look awfully familiar
No.501945
>>501944
Never have I seen any character more oblivious in this universe.
No.501947
No.501948
>>501947
>>501947
Amdocs Limited
NASDAQ: DOX - Apr 29 12:40 PM EDT
55.52Price increase0.09 (0.16%)
No.501949
What do you call a hooker in Italy?
A pastatute!
No.501951
>>501949
Ayyy mama mia se pazzo
No.501952
No.501953
>>501950
I like the art so far
Send me sause on skype so I can use it at home?
I'm swamped with work this week, fucking shit man.
6 pages of writing tonight, 4 more tomorrow, then 8 more during the weekend
not to mention paying more attention to my health
/blog
No.501954
>>501953
Call me on Skype?
No.501955
>>501951
I really did think your Godfather comment was a setup for a joke though.
Say, what did the Italian girl say as she prayed to Mary?
You who conceived without sin, please let me sin without conceiving.
>>501952
What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?
A mute.
No.501956
>>501954
no can do. Maybe in 8-9 hours.
No.501957
>>501955
Its was set up for a reaction, si.
And huehue that a good one. More italian jokes!
Just for context im watching the godfather for the first time.
>caught maleficent last night. Thought was bretty good.
No.501958
>>501956
You suck. It's cool though. It's Awkward Zombie.
I'll be using Samus from it, but we can share the caps.
No.501959
>>501958
Ayyyy
sounds awesome
No.501960
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fine, i'll play solo, i miss having early morning play buddy
>>501916
it's really easy to mess up, and if fail, having a lane partner than doesnt trust me anymore because of my bad decision feels bad :(
No.501961
>>501957
Maleficent was fun on the surface, but it has more undertones of date rape than a Duke alumni reunion.
How does an Italian get into an honest business?
Through the skylight after dark.
No.501962
>>501960
hei manaks.
You doing ranked?
No.501964
>>501959
I can probably get the Samus ones done first.
Also I'm going to the con this year more than likely.
No.501965
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>>501962
normals, just bought nautilus after free week since it's rare to see someone play tanky jungle
No.501966
No.501967
>>501892
no, number #16. Sorry I was at lunch
No.501968
>>501961
I liked how it made me like someone i thought was unlikable. And even sympathise. Stefan a ass.
Tempted to grab a early evening scotch ^_^
Huehue ifalians tho. You want spagooter. You want meatballocks.
No.501969
>>501965
You do get that Cinderhulk made tanky jungles the meta, right?
Like, that's the BIG THING right now.
No.501970
No.501971
>>501963
:3 Finally someone says it
No.501972
>>501960
>fine, i'll play solo, i miss having early morning play buddy
?
No.501973
>>501969
devourer is still the strongest upgrade
No.501974
>>501964
>the con
THE con???!
Cap however you like, I'd enjoy the ones with your avatar in them as well
>>501965
Colbear plays him all the time, and with Cinderhulk buffs as of late, he's pretty damn good.
>>501969
that fucking tie.
>>501973
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
No.501975
No.501976
>>501974
~120 magic damage and 50% as late game if you play right.
No.501977
>>501973
In bronze maybe.
>>501974
Yeah, that one. The one you'll be at. I'm crashing on Soto's floor. I might fly in the same day you do.
And I don't have an avatar from this. I just use all of it.
No.501978
No.501979
>>501976
I don't gamble on lategame anymore. I do my best to snowball and end before 40mins.
No.501980
>>501977
There will be like 4 people in that tiny ass room,
are you sure you don't want to get our own and just split the cost?
I could do it 60-40 or 70-30 if you want.
No.501981
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>>501932
honk honk
3 wins for glops
No.501982
>>501978
Maybe. If not now maybe a lol later.
No.501983
>>501968
Eat. Drink. Be Murray.
No.501984
>>501980
Whatever works, man.
I would not mind splitting a room with you.
I'll bring a console and we can all play Smash or some shit.
No.501985
>>501983
No one will believe you.
not even your hymen.
No.501986
>>501981
I dare you to not play Lulu in your series.
No.501987
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>>501986
I do not have much else to play
No.501989
>>501981
gogogo
>>501984
We're at a literal animecon bro
if we're not drinking or doing drugs we'll be at a restaurant or bar or the con itself
no need to bring a console, maybe the 3ds is enough.
Find out if you want to have 1Br or 2Br and lets talk about costs on skype later
I don't mind rooming with 3 other dudes but 2 people will be on a bed and the other 2 will be on the floor so it'll bee a super fucking right squeeze
don't even start about the tiny ass bathroom either
No.501990
>>501987
>mao
>teemo
>zyra
>ez
>cait
No.501991
>>501987
Play Maokai. I'm pretty sure he's related to Lulu.
No.501992
>>501987
That's way more than I have. I think.
No.501993
>>501989
I honestly don't mind sleeping on the floor. And I take 5 min in the bathroom tops. 10 for a shower. Really any accommodations you want to settle on is fine. I can't go over 100 though. I will however be happy to blow a load of cash on snack food for the group.
No.501994
>>501992
I do noteven play mostttttt
>>501991
>>501990
or I could just go lulu
No.501995
>>501993
3 nights, $100-$120 a night.
Y/N?
No.501996
>>501995
Is that what I would pay, or total between all the people in the room?
No.501997
>>501996
nvm, the hotel is already fully booked, LOL
looks like we're all gonna crash with soto
No.501998
Neru my league still says you're silver 3.
No.502000
>>501985
wut
Anyway, I have to go. Have fun, Scooter. I'll pester you later.
No.502001
So does anyone want to bet on Grim and Soto/Squashing lewding. I am taking 1:3 odds at the moment
No.502002
>>502000
Okies. Keep safe!
No.502003
No.502004
>>502001
I think I'd want to burn my eyes out after witnessing it.
No.502005
No.502006
>>501999
bro it's gonna be super fucking tight. We might need to pull out a table from the room to fit everyone.
bahahaha.
No.502008
Why do I get some weird name and Soto and Grim don't?
>>502006
If anything I can always get a cab and a cheep ass hotel on my own.
I would prefer tight quarters with everyone though.
No.502009
>>502007
dodging stuff or trading or farming is pretty dumb with 200-300 ping
No.502010
>>502008
You'd have to look around, all the hotels will be booked because of ax
Are you sure??
we would never force you out, btw
if theres not enough space, I will share my sleeping bag with someone
No.502011
>>502001
Just like you sucked off Mana when you met up with him?
No.502012
>>502010
>I will share my sleeping bag with someone
Dibs.
No.502013
No.502014
>>502013
You sucked off qt so you have no room to talk.
No.502015
>I would prefer tight quarters with everyone though.
>if theres not enough space, I will share my sleeping bag with someone
Commence the burning of eyes.
No.502016
>>502012
can 2 people even fit in a sleeping bag?
Since it's 3 nights, we'll probably take turns sleeping on the bed
but knowing soto he'll try to pair up people onto one bed
lmfao
No.502017
THIS SHIT IS WAY TO PUBLIC, LOL
lets discuss this over skype later
No.502018
Grim is kind of attractive though
just saying.
No.502020
>>502016
If it helps I have no desire to do anything with people. If I'm in a bed with someone else I'll probably just chill out and pass out.
>>502018
I would fuck him.
No.502021
Yeah, I'll chat ya on Skype later, Grim.
I'm off to play some more LoL.
No.502022
>>502020
Irony in reply placement
>>502018
Thanks, you too.
>>502021
byebye
No.502023
No.502024
Kind of wonder if Mana was pretending to be a girl as Murder was sucking him off.
No.502025
>>502024
They met and murder said some creepy shit and then mana went back home
No.502027
No.502028
>>502025
How did he manage to creep out a guy in the navy that constantly pretends to be a girl? Is Murder really just that autistic?
No.502029
>>502028
In real life, rape and death threats cause REAL concern
who woulda thought.
I don't know the exact details, ask those two.
No.502030
He probably talked about murdering people.
Just a guess.
No.502031
>>502029
Yeah but hearing it come from a short, emasculated manlet with a squeaky voice really wouldn't scare anyone.
No.502032
>>502031
I thought they were both over 6ft?
No.502033
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
No.502034
>>502033
I remember the days where we would try to get manaka to say that phrase on skype
Eventually one of us got a pentakill or something and he did it
No.502036
022000
[10:43:11 AM] Uno : 320033
[10:43:14 AM | Edited 10:43:15 AM] Uno : 320003
[10:43:20 AM] Uno : 355433
[10:43:47 AM] Uno : G D Em C
[10:44:28 AM] Uno : G 320003
D xx0232
Em 022000
C x32010
[10:46:26 AM] Uno : G 320033
D/F# 200233
Em7 022033
Cadd9 x32033
Me and Uno are cybering atm
No.502037
>>502036
Are you going to be on in 7 hours or so?
No.502038
>>502036
Utterly shocking.
No.502039
>>502037
Well it is my day off today, I might be on or might be asleep Ill probs be up by 8pm def which is in about 9 hrs from now
No.502040
>>502039
ok
there are some things we need to discuss in regards to ax and the room policy
cuz I just read a review that they are super fucking anal apparently about people sharing rooms or something?
idk, it's got me worried
No.502041
No.502042
>>502041
Thanks
lets go over this again with squash and see where it goes from there
No.502043
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No.502044
>>502043
Maokai>>>Garen
lulu>>>>>>All
No.502045
No.502046
this is g5 promos yet these people are all high glop
No.502047
>>502046
That's what you get for having a high MMR.
No.502048
>>502046
>anyone who isen't Challanger is a shitter "imaqtpie"
No.502049
>>502048
>>502047
well that vayne had a terrible game so
No.502050
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i feel like i dont belong with these people
No.502052
69?
yo fortune that's a sex position
No.502053
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No.502054
>>502053
I stopped going to those a while ago
No.502055
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No.502056
>>502055
they're boring and full of weirdos
No.502057
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>>502056
it's boring for the spectators, i guess
No.502059
Maybe if you actually talked it wouldn't be boring.
No.502060
>>502057
I'm never getting on cam
No.502061
>sit down to fap
>suddenly stomach ache
;_;
No.502062
No.502063
I could Tc. But that would require my laptop.
No.502064
>>502062
Now that I think about it, I don't know what you look like.
No.502065
>>502064
I don't know how you cope without knowing this.
No.502066
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>>502060
having open mic will open a new world!
No.502067
OKAY LOCO, I HAVE ONE FINAL OFFER.
JUST HEAR ME OUT
No.502068
Ride that dick any harder and you're going to be dry as hell.
>>502065
Now I'm curious.
No.502069
>>502066
I dunno about that though
maybe
No.502070
good night!
=============
out
No.502071
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>>502068
That's nice, dear.
No.502072
I was only making a joking death threat to Mana. I think he took it seriously though…
No.502073
>>502071
/r/ing picture.
>>502072
The fact that you managed to fuck up an IRL meet is beyond me.
No.502074
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No.502075
>>502069
everyone seems to be having fun, except the silent, ones. so it might worth a try
good night, kitty
No.502077
No.502078
>>502073
I don't think I fucked it up. It was the end of the night and he was trying to come back to my place
No.502079
>>502076
I'll give you a pic sometime, can't be bothered to upload one right now.
No.502081
>>502079
If you're cute I'll E-molest you.
Heads up on that.
No.502082
No.502083
>>502081
B-baka.
I've been told I'm cute.
No.502085
Oh God, Squash is coming onto me.
Someone help.
No.502086
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No.502087
>>502085
There are only 6 people from threads I have any sexual interest in.
You're safe.
No.502088
>>502087
There's also that big body of water in the way.
Phew.
No.502089
>>502088
Eddy and I kind of made half a continent work.
I think I can manage a sea.
No.502090
>someone being sexually harassed in fhread
Lol thats a first.
No.502091
>>502087
Don't list them, keep the mystery alive.
No.502092
>>502089
It's an ocean!
>>502090
Really? I thought it would have happened as soon as the place started up.
No.502093
>>502091
I have never made a tangible list.
No.502096
No.502097
>>502095
Okay.
If I download Gattaca and cap Jerome and give it to you, then will you add me back?
No.502098
>>502093
It's kind of weird you have the sexy people numbered, though.
No.502099
>>502057
>tfw poeple who dont talk or cam on tc are probably fat neckbeards
No.502100
>>502098
I don't think I ever bothered with looks.
No.502101
>>502097
Do like six different movies with Jude Law.
No.502102
>>502097
Yeah, sure. I'm not some Steam nazi.
No.502103
>>502102
YOU'VE TOLD ME A SHIT TON OF TIMES YOU WOULDN'T THOUGH
;~;
>>502101
no pls I don't have that much dedication.
No.502104
>>502103
And now I'm telling you I will so do it please.
you cunt.
No.502105
>>502103
You lack willpower. Just fast forward to scenes he's in.
>>502100
That should be at least part of your criteria.
No.502107
>>502104
And you won't remove me for no reason just to see me squirm?
No.502108
No.502109
>>502108
Alright, you'll have it by tomorrow morning!
♥
No.502110
>>502106
It's probably more important to you than you'll admit. What are the criteria for sexing by Squash, then?
No.502112
>Test wants to be fukt by squash
No.502113
>>502109
You're a little bitch Damami. I love it.
No.502116
>>502113
All I want is to be your friend, you make me go to these lengths ;~;
No.502118
No.502120
>>502116
If you put yourself in the position to get fucked up the ass you are going to get fucked up the ass. It's not my fault you have desire for companionship or whatever.
No.502121
I have tried and it is not a guarantee that you get fucked in the ass just by waggling your ass in the air.
No.502123
>>502121
I'm a ravenously thirsty bummer in this metaphor.
No.502125
>>502119
Wednesday is drinking day.
No.502126
>>502123
Damn.
Why you play with Damami?
No.502128
>>502126
What else is he good for.
No.502129
No.502130
>>502125
I guess I'll have a beer.
No.502131
>>502128
I don't know.
I only know his name.
>>502129
YOU"RE MY WONDER WALL
No.502132
>>502130
That's what I'm talking about.
No.502138
No.502139
>>502137
*Roleplays at you*
No.502142
>>502138
^^;
>>502139
-pulls you into my arms and squeezes- ><
Okay I'll stop
No.502143
>>502141
I'm off to work.
Later, love.
No.502145
>>502143
Don't work too hard now.
No.502149
>>502142
Well, thanks I guess. Get your vodka and apple juice and join the tinychat.
No.502151
>>502149
I drank all my apple juice…and I can't into TC on my cheap old laptop :/
I'm sorry
>>502150
I waited all day to grab him though ;~;
No.502152
I thought we didn't like blood chan.
No.502153
>>502151
give someone else a turn
No.502154
>>502152
I'm trying to be civilized, as much as a favor to somebody else as it is simply it's how I try to be.
No.502155
>>502151
Stop having terrible hardware.
No.502156
>>502152
You shouldn't!
>>502153
-squeezes Test more- nuuuu I'm selfish >_<
>>502155
I have a gaming computer in my room but my brother is busy in there…I use it to go on Steam YouTube and TC
I have to walk my dog…bbl
No.502157
>>502156
Later, don't let the chihuahuas bite your ankles off.
No.502159
neko stop trying to suck bloodchans cock
you faggot
No.502161
seriously though loco
Why did Jerome have to ky ;~;
No.502162
Aww~, are you two getting along?
No.502163
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No.502164
>>502161
Because his joys were superfluous and he never had to overcome adversity and assert his is own purpose in life.
No.502165
>>502159
you're just mad cause I won't suck your cock
you bitch
No.502166
>>502165
Would you suck loco's cock? Y/N.
No.502168
No.502169
>>502165
>smoking white owls cause your bitch lungs cant handle actual swishers
lmao
No.502170
>>502164
Also he chose literally the worst way to kill himself.
No.502171
>>502167
;_;
>>502170
But it feeds into the jets of Fake Jerome's space ship going to space.
No.502172
>>502169
I can handle swishers; I just don't have shit taste so I don't smoke them when I don't have to
No.502173
>>502171
That's cool and all but damn, he's got some big balls going out like that.
No.502175