No.506554
No.506558
>>506550
Every time I open up to you, you shoot me down and make me feel so alone. ;_;
No.506560
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No.506561
No.506562
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>>506558
So learn to be subtle you dingus.
No.506563
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>>506554
You too, darlin'. <3
No.506564
I don't have to go into work today.
What do I do know instead?
No.506566
REPOAST
>>506541
But you're a Finland, you basically do this shit every day irl.
>tfw this shit doesn't look 11 years better than my CMR04
Oh well, it was €26 or so anyway.
No.506569
>>506564
shit down someones chimney
No.506570
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No.506571
>>506562
Should I have been more persistent in asking for a formal diagnosis?
No.506572
>>506564
Eat ice cream and watch tv.
No.506573
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>>506564
Do exercises. Clean your room if you didn't clean it, yet. Wash yourself too! I hope that my hints will help you.
No.506574
Anyone know any good conversational starters?
No.506575
>>506551
You always went by this name?
No.506578
>>506574
this guy right here >>506575
No.506579
>>506569
I'm not tall enough.
>>506572
I can do that.
>>506573
Well I did one of those things today.
No.506580
>>506547
Thinking about taking a shower and vodka later on.
>>506551
SoC
CS
CoP
And the unofficial Stalker Online, which is nowadays SZone(?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5Dh7ocucw
>>506566
It's a sport which requires balls, and we just like shit that goes fast.
Also cars getting rekt are always a fun sight.
>>506574
They just happen, can't force 'em.
No.506581
>>506574
"So, how about that weather?"
No.506582
>>506574
Traps. Lolis. Jews. Mods.
Or do what I do and just hop in when somebody else's conversation is interesting.
No.506583
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I'm surprised all the early threads haven't triggered Luka yet. He used to always get pissed about that.
No.506584
No.506585
Wrong thread
>>506531
Well then I am just stating truth for truth's sake when I say you are a boring pseudo intellectual who likes to hide in the corner for most of the threads so no one can ever figure out how abysmal you are.
No.506587
>>506571
I'm uninformed as to your situation.
>>506576
Aww.
What's eating you, if you don't mind me asking?
No.506588
No.506589
>tfw youve nothing in you want to eat
>>506576
hows things?
No.506590
>>506583
I would get triggered but meh
No.506591
>>506574
Hello
what do you think about
Horse breeding.
No.506592
>>506583
The final boss has yet to appear.
No.506593
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>>506580
I want to have better contacts with you! That's amazing! DId you try play LA too? I did but my laptop can't handle these graphics!
>>506579
Which one then, friend?
No.506594
>>506578
But that's wrong, ya dingus.
Sup, Amy?
No.506595
>>506587
My emotional stuff. I feel like I'd be able to explain why I am like I am (to you, my parents etc.) if I actually knew why I am like I am. Saying "I'm a shit person" just isn't cutting it.
No.506596
>>506578
That's one.
>>506580
A vodka shower?
>>506581
A tried and true classic. Though I think everyone thinks that's lame now.
>>506582
Could do that too.
>>506583
Do you want that?
>>506591
Don't keep your horse semen in the same fridge as your milk. They do not taste the same.
No.506597
>>506586
Hello, everyone. I hope you've had a nice day.
No.506599
>>506587
I've grown tired of my daily routine.
>>506589
meh
you
No.506600
>>506583
Report the thread, this will not stand.
No.506601
I didn't mean to link to anyone, but hi anyway.
No.506603
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No.506604
>>506599
Make a change. I'd go with getting a buzzcut.
No.506605
>>506596
It's a cliche at this point
>>506597
Nice link
No.506607
No.506608
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>>506601
You've way too much interest in MFF's porn .webm/videos.
No.506609
>>506593
Nah, but I were thinking about trying out MISERY
Something out of the ordinary;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cEdfc2_YAs
>>506596
Separately, I don't know why though.
No.506610
>>506599
not too bad, kinda hungry though
might go get a kebab in a moment
No.506612
>>506597
>>506601
Afternoon, Sabs. It was alright till I was about to meet up with a friend and he cancelled at the last second.
Whatever, meeting him tomorrow. How's your day going, ready to get the weekend started?
No.506613
>>506596
That is an interesting view. Are you by any chance one of the writers of Scary Movie/Date Movie/Superhero Movie etc.?
No.506614
>>506594
Not much, just been thinking I could have handled things better last year.
>>506598
I feel like phoning up the healthcenter like, "Yo, I was hoping I could actually get some kind of diagnosis or label for my particular kind of screwy this time," would be kind of rude…
No.506615
>>506514
I'm here. What are you talking about?
No.506616
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No.506617
>>506614
Just tell them what you want. It shouldn't be too difficult.
No.506618
>>506604
Nah not like that.
Just need to put more work in the things I love.
>>506610
I tried kebab when I was in London, pretty good.
No.506619
>>506603
Clean your room, maybe? If you want, of course.
>>506609
You shoud definitely try MISERY out. It's by far the hardest mod that was ever made for every Stalker series.
Well, maybe STALKERSOUP is harder, but I didn't play it, yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE-C8dgpDb8
No.506620
>>506614
Call them. Don't be afraid to be rude. Be selfish. For your own good.
No.506621
>>506605
Sometimes things get so clichey that they become uncliche?
>>506609
You could save time by drinking the vodka in the vodka shower. Get clean and drunk at the same time. Nothing can go wrong.
>>506613
Nah. I can't take credit for any of that. I'm not a good enough writer to write anything of that illustrious caliber.
No.506622
>>506618
The things? Or the people?
No.506623
>>506619
Good music taste, friend
No.506624
>>506605
Thanks. It took me all day.
>>506607
Hi there.
>>506608
I typically scroll through the thread, then click a post number in order to get the QR box. I can't get a shortcut to work for it because I'm dumb.
>>506612
I'm sorry to hear about your friend. I hope nothing bad happened to make him cancel.
My day's been pretty busy. I work tomorrow, but after that I'm free 'til Monday. I hope to spend some time outdoors. We'll see. Do you have weekend plans?
No.506625
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>>506618
Don't put more "work" into your dildo.
No.506627
>>506621
I was confused because I'm pretty sure accidentally drinking horse semen is a joke in one of those films.
On second thought, it's that animated Family Guy knockoff that Sabrina mentioned a while back. Brickleberry, I think.
No.506628
>>506601
Hello. How are you?
>>506611
How's it going, Muu? <3
>>506617
I'll set an alarm on my phone to remind me to call them on Monday. I'll go do that right now.
>>506620
I dunno I feel like I'm coping a lot better now. I just really want the diagnosis so I know what to tell people when I'm going through a rough patch or if I do something "abnormal".
No.506629
>>506615
Lol I was just pretending to be retarded.
No.506630
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>>506624
Sure, sure.
We won't judge for your dates with Rosy Palms.
No.506631
>>506621
They transcend the cliche dimension
>>506624
Now you're making me think I was mean
Sorry
No.506632
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>>506623
Thank you!
I really like "Mystery Cloud" too!
No.506633
>>506618
Don't you have kebab restaurants there?
>>506619
Got steam?
Kind of been intrigued to try it because /k/ and all, haven't heard of STALKERSOUP though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7StOMRBOU
>>506621
I feel like I would die in a freak accident.
No.506634
No.506635
>>506633
That's in the cities.
And I was more or less forced by friends to try it.
No.506637
No.506639
No.506640
No.506641
>>506624
Kind of got a list of things to do this weekend, for once. Got to help my dad show off his airplane in this open house type thing, then I'm going to the park with a couple friends. Sunday I've got church and then I'm going out to lunch with some girl. I keep telling people I don't think it's a date to keep my own hopes down.
But tonight I just want to get drunk. Not too drunk to wake up tomorrow, but drunk.
No.506642
>>506618
i need something meaty :3
No.506643
No.506645
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>>506628
And it might very well help you cope even better, though.
No.506646
>>506627
I think I've seen it somewhere else. I don't remember where. Maybe a comedy skit or maybe an episode of some silly early millennial sitcom.
>>506631
Huh. I guess that's possible. That's pretty badass if they do though.
>>506633
That's not very likely. You should be able to handle it. If not, you could always rig yourself to not slip and fall.
No.506648
>>506641
>Not too drunk to wake up tomorrow
I would hope you'd wake up tomorrow regardless
No.506649
No.506650
>>506626
So you did get a girlfriend.
No.506652
Oh he's moved on from cider now.
Kamuu you are growing up :)
No.506653
>>506635
But kebab is the best hangover food there is.
>>506637
Np, probably trying out MISERY sometime soon, got CoP installed already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbgyKJkHxQ
>>506638
No problemo, DP.
>>506646
Sounds like literal death.
No.506654
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>>506627
>Brickleberry
Awful show, IMO. But to each their own.
>>506628
Edging closer to an anxiety attack, to be honest. I'll make it though. Are you doing alright? I know you always say "no", but I like to ask in case you happen to be having a nice day. I like it when you have nice days.
>>506630
I admit it. You stumped me. I had to Google Rosy Palms.
>>506631
Naw, you're fine. It was just some self-deprecating humor. You're fine. I hope your day's going great.
>>506641
Cool! Do you ever go flying with your dad? That must be great. And I hope the non-date goes well. Just be confident in who you are. Confidence is sexy.
No.506655
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No.506656
>>506648
Man, I can laze around all day feeling miserable.
No.506657
>>506652
Do you even know what perry is
No.506658
>>506657
Cider. That's the joke.
No.506659
>guy manages to accidentally teamkill 3/4 of the team and not kill any of the opposite team
No.506660
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>>506654
I thought that was one of the most known euphemisms for that.
No.506661
>>506650
Yeaah no.. was referring to spending more time with my friends.
No.506662
>>506659
friendly fire is so much fun
No.506663
>>506654
No, not to each their own. Other people are not allowed to enjoy shit. I mean I thought the public education system was in place to cultivate the minds of the young and learn them some taste. What fucking failures are we as adults if we allow this filth to be accepted as entertaining, humorous or significant in any way?
No.506664
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No.506665
>>506654
Well you said I was fine twice so I guess I have to believe you
I just woke up lol, so it's going fine
>>506656
Or you could laze around all day feeling great!
No.506666
>>506661
Ridiculous. Spend your time indoors learning and rearing that intellect for the later years of life.
No.506667
is that the real colbs? he is not even using a trip
No.506668
>>506653
Well, only if you find a way to drown. I mean, it's not too hard to not die in a vodka shower. And if you're so worried about that, you could always take a vodka bath. Same concept just a bit longer to set up.
No.506669
>>506667
YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID? IT IS!
No.506670
>>506653
heh didn't know, I'll remember it.
How are you anyway?
No.506671
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>>506667
It's Ban pretending to be Colbs.
No.506672
>>506669
shut up bloodchan
No.506673
No.506675
>>506645
I suppose that's possible. I just don't know what I'd say.
>>506651
Some what now?
>>506654
Today wasn't so bad, I suppose. Lots of introspection. Now deciding if I wanna just sit and eat cake all night or watch movies and stay away from cake.
Hm.
No.506676
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>>506668
Why are "kawaii Nazis" such a common thing?
No.506677
>>506658
hmph
>>506662
It's a nice element
It gives a bit of an extra advantage to somebody who's outnumbered
>>506675
It's basically pear alcohol.
No.506678
>>506671
Yeah thats totally me.
No.506680
>>506654
>Anxiety attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWofBdhT2k
You don't need to listen to this. But it's short and it helped me.
Yeah, we go flying. It's a little two-seater, so we just end up flying around, cramped up and staring at the endless green fields and tiny buildings. Everything looks like a diorama from up high.
>Test
>Confident
Fat chance. But it's what I'll try for.
>>506665
How do
No.506681
>spends at least 5 minutes trying to learn how to kick
>Never gets it
Fuck this inhuman creature.
Dark Souls isn't that hard.
No.506682
>>506679
>blood-chan is nothing like her avatars
No.506683
>>506666
I do that too much.
I won't be young forever you know.
No.506684
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>>506678
Did you smear your genitals in uranium to grow another nut?
No.506685
>>506680
Feel great
Laze around
It's not a difficult process
No.506686
No.506687
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No.506688
>>506683
Not technically, but physiologically you may well be with advancements in medicine and biotechnology.
No.506689
>>506684
No I can't say I have.
No.506692
>>506664
I will keep that in mind, more content is always good.
Until you have like 500 mods on which conflict with each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpbqje6jzCI
>>506668
Jesus, that takes way too much effort.
>>506670
It helps a lot.
Pretty good, although had to treat a minor hangover today.
>>506674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z89Uv1Gl6Z0
>>506676
Because /k/ is a magical place.
No.506693
>>506660
I'm not great with euphemisms, to be honest. I've been teased about it.
>>506663
The public education system in Murrica is there to babysit kids and instill nationalistic values.
>>506665
Such a bum. That's cool though. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. Got plans for the weekend?
>>506675
Introspection, hm? Did you discover anything interesting? (You don't have to answer if that's too nosy.) And how about one slice of cake, then asking someone to hide it from you?
No.506694
>>506690
I am nothing but, you know this
No.506696
No.506698
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>>506693
I'm betting it involves swirlies.
No.506699
>back from work
time to drink?
No.506700
>>506688
no thanks..
I rather live it normally.
>>506692
Ah, done much today?
No.506701
>>506676
I don't know. I like the picture though. The Bundessoldat being all smug like at the Heersoldat thinking the G36 is the best shit ever, but the Bundessoldat knows that the G36 is not the best shit ever and that the old Kar98 is probably an overall better rifle if you take the larger magazine capacity and fully automatic capability out of the equation on account of the Kar98 not melting itself.
>>506692
Not really. Just a bit of money and time. And a bathtub. I can't do it on account of no bathtub.
No.506702
DOUBLE DOUBLES!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
No.506703
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>>506692
Naa, you can't have THAT much mods. They will just simply crash the game. There are even mods that are only one and adding other one will result with a BugTrap or crash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udsJP_QANGY
No.506704
>>506693
Only that I don't know shit 'bout nothin'.
I've been thinking about how I could have done the past year differently. Like the fact I never got a diagnosis for whatever mental thing I have. That bugs me.
No.506705
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>>506680
I'm going to bookmark it for listening when I get off work later. Thank you.
I haven't flown in about 14 years, but I remember being terrified during liftoff and landing. That said, staring out the window was amazing. I want to do it again. Have you ever flown the plane yourself?
No.506706
>>506693
Sabrinska, you cannot say these things! They vill cart you off to Siberia like swine!
No.506709
>Takes off the Ring of Favor and Protection
Holy fucking shit I'm mad.
No.506710
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>>506701
All these genderswapped alternate history things are just weird.
No.506711
No.506712
>>506708
tALLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.506713
Sure, I'll pop open a beer
>>506693
I drank until 4 AM last night so yeah, I'm enjoying myself pretty well
No plans, maybe drink some more because I have nothing else to do
No.506714
>>506705
I've kept the plane steady, but I've not taken off or landed. Getting a license seems like such a hassle, to be honest, and I'd only ever fly my dad's airplane, so I see little reason for it. It's not my hobby so much as his, but it was fun to help him build it and occasionally get flown around in it.
No.506715
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>>506700
Have fun trying to squeeze entertainment out of teenagers. Shakespeare and Nietzsche and Frost and O'Connor and Chaucer and Pope and Kant will be waiting for you when you get bored.
No.506716
>>506711
Watching this montage of this guy playing Dark Souls wrong.
I mean, like, absolutely wrong.
>Kills Oscar
>Doesn't learn how to target until halfway through the game
>Can't kick
>couldn't beat the Asylum demon even with help
>Calls the game 'stupid' and 'broken'
This is hell.
No.506717
Also someone said to me earlier; "You know Ukip and Nigel Farage does say some correct things".
Fukken triggered me to fuck.
Needless to say, I called them a dickhead.
COLBERT LETS GET REKT M8
No.506718
>>506716
You chose this hell for yourself.
No.506719
>>506700
Not really, took a shower and a shit ton of minor painkillers at morning, and then headed out to get some pizza for the hangover.
>>506701
Same, not really a fan of bathtubs either.
>>506703
Also need to take into consideration how the games crash themselves all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlFX6lKguqE
No.506720
>>506710
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion man.
>>506714
I want to fly the planes one day. Probably the closest I'll ever get to the space.
No.506721
>>506717
This triggers me too, Farage is a dickhead
I'M ALREADY STILL KINDA REKT FROM LAST NIGHT BUT I'M DRINKING THE ONE BEER I HAVE TO KEEP IT GOING AND MAYBE I'LL GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE OR SOMETHING
No.506724
>>506720
Well sure, you'll never go to space with that attitude.
No.506725
>>506718
He just got to Smoug and Ornstein
I may have chosen this
But I just want to beat the fuck out of him.
No.506726
>>506698
Naw, all good-natured teasing from friends. I would die if I ever got swirlied.
>>506704
True wisdom something something knowing we know nothing or something.
So the therapy sessions were unsuccessful? Or just inconclusive?
>>506706
I'm already printing pamphlets of my manifesto to rain down on the square. I have signed my own death certificate, but I shall die with integrity.
>>506713
Is there a brewery or vineyard nearby where you can immerse yourself in culture AND get loaded?
>>506714
You built it together? That's really sweet.
No.506727
>>506716
holy fuck, what a twat
>>506717
No.506728
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>>506720
Military women that are actually in non-support roles aren't kawaii uguu late teen girls but usually complete dykes and I'm okay with that because it means they're competent and physically capable.
>>506726
Because you can wash the brown out of your hair but not the shame?
No.506729
>>506682
she's more like this avatar
No.506730
>>506721
do it!!!! get to tha CHOPPAH!!!!!
>>506726
You. Attention. Now.
>>506727
iknorite???
No.506731
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>>506719
That's a good argument too. Well, you see at the first part of the Stalker series. SoC was really amazing, but THQ ruined everything hurrying GSC to release the game as fast as they can. So they release a bugged game and not even completed to the end.
Also, you might be interest in this mods too.
http://www.moddb.com/mods/gunslinger-mod
http://www.moddb.com/mods/arsenal-overhaul
No.506732
>>506715
There needs to be a balance, always.
Right now I took an extreme of staying inside for very long, I need to tip it and balance it out.
>>506719
Doesn't sound bad though.
I just walked around the town a lot.
No.506733
>>506726
Entirely useless, apparently. Although I feel like I'm coping better in general so maybe it wasn't all shit.
No.506734
>>506727
Is this was feeling 'triggered' feels like?
No.506735
>>506719
Neither am I. But I do believe in exceptions to every rule.
>>506724
I guess I could have a super optimistic attitude. But attitudes don't get you very far. If I work towards it, I'm sure I could eventually someday. Who knows?
>>506728
It's not about the real life. Trust me, none of the females here are anything like the artwork suggests. But then again, I guess the Army would call me a POG.
No.506736
>>506734
i assume so
>>506730
long live ukip
No.506737
>>506726
Lol, nah. I also don't have the money to be doing that kinda stuff, nor the transportation to get there
>>506730
I have to shower and stuff first
No.506739
>>506736
you can't spell ukip without uk
queen 1 obama 0
No.506741
>>506726
Do you get along with your dad?
No.506743
>>506736
nigger u dumb.
>>506737
Okies. Get youself sorted. Beer in the shower is the patriotic option.
No.506744
>>506742
I don't like this guy
I want to sit him down and have a man to man talk with him
The sad part is, he has a Dark Souls 2 play through
No.506745
>>506735
Do they probably munch more carpet than you do?
No.506746
Okay so Ouija looks like the most generic cliche horror movie since ever but some of those shots look really, really, really fucking cool.
No.506747
SELL OUT. WITH ME OH YEA. SELL OUT WITH ME, TONIGHT.
RECORD COMPANY GONNA GIVE MEH LOTSA MONEY, EVERYTHING GONNA BE ALRIGHT
No.506748
>>506726
You die in vain. These people know nothing better than the Party, can know nothing better. You fight and ephemeral institution, a smoke, capable of altering itself to avoid any blade, of blinding you in its stinging lies. You are a coward for choosing suicide over life.
>>506732
No balance. People are stupid. Spend evenings in conversation with genius. Foment your capacities to the utmost.
That utter feeling of empitness, worthlessness, loneliness, lack of self-image? Ignore that. That's bollocks. Just read your books and soldier through, that's the way.
No.506749
Unfriended is going to be one of the best horror movies ever
No.506750
>>506731
I'm hoping that Bethesda would produce STALKER 2 though, also THQ had a pretty shitty ending despite of having pretty big game series like Metro and Company of Heroes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfi_WUxfKP4
>>506732
Kind of tired from it all, and the headache is slowly creeping back in.
>>506735
Better not fix it if it ain't broken, the soviet rule.
No.506751
>>506749
you can relate. being unfriended so many times
No.506752
Forgot my XD, please don't take me seriously.
>>506751
reprot
No.506753
>>506744
Sounds lovely, dear.
>>506749
Let's not get crazy, Mami. It just looks kind of entertaining.
No.506754
>>506749
LOL
Also pls response on Steam
No.506755
is it tim for EUNE series again now or
No.506757
No.506758
>>506747
FIRST OF ALL
I'D LIKE TO SAY FUCK OFF
(FUCK OFF)
FUCK OFF
(FUCK OFF!)
>>506746
The Visit looks fairly unsettling.
No.506759
No.506760
>>506751
Is that more times than you've been friendzoned?
No.506761
>>506755
No, it's Bob for EUNE series
No.506762
Horror as a genre is inherently shit.
No.506763
No.506764
>>506758
;~;
>>506760
Bitches love muh dick. Atleast I am not a kissless virgin.
No.506765
>>506748
How radical.
>>506750
Egh, I suppose you had too many painkillers already though.
have water?
>>506756
Hello
No.506766
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>>506764
How many years have you tried for pritty and still get friendzoned?
No.506767
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>>506750
Well, hehe, if Bethesda would produce Stalker 2, I wouldn't be able to play it caue I have a bad laptop (from 2009) and by looking at their games, it seems like they are pretty oversized, not really optimalized and buggy too.
No.506768
>>506745
I don't know. Most all of them are married, but that doesn't mean shit anymore in the 21st century.
>>506750
Nah, it ain't broken. But everything can be better. Maybe that's why dreams exist.
No.506769
>>506765
Anything but radicalism is symptom of a weak mind unfit for greatness.
No.506771
>>506765
Everyone was saying you got a girlfriend and left or something
No.506772
>>506766
I love the classics. Tsuchu's greatest hits CD on QVC.
No.506773
>>506766
>tried for a woman that lives in Pasadena when you live in Britain
I don't think he would
No.506774
>>506757
Pls, Marmoset, pls. It does look decent though.
>>506758
>written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan
>M.
>Night
>Shyamalan
Ahahahahaha, no. Never.
>>506762
HAHA YOU HAVING OPINIONS, AHAHAHA
No.506775
>>506770
Wallace. Pls. U make me crai
No.506776
Also I'm amazed I haven't met Pritty yet, she lives just a few miles away
No.506777
>>506774
What's wrong with my opinions?
No.506778
>>506774
It's an M. Night movie?
Fuck.
Son of a bitch, they made the trailer look so good.
>>506775
No.506779
>>506776
Pretty sure soto was trying to set up a califag meet up months ago.
No.506780
>>506765
T okay! Were you here yesterday or was it another Dutchie.
No.506781
>>506768
I don't know. I think any guy married to a military woman probably just gets pegged in his spare time.
>>506773
Chiri was Canadian and look how much he tried for that thinking it was a girl.
No.506784
No.506785
>>506776
What would you two even do? What interests do you share other than shitposting?
No.506786
>>506776
there are like 50-200 000 people around where I live and I bearly met even half of them
No.506787
>>506729
A bit but not really!
No.506788
>>506777
They are not good.
>>506778
WAHAHAHAHAHA~
No.506789
>>506784
You're too late I already did him and took his soul and did whatever
No.506790
No.506791
>>506788
My taste is amazing.
No.506792
>impyling i tried for a "canadian lesbian"
Shot in the dark much?
>>506783
How do you do that?
No.506793
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>>506785
>What interests do [Colbs and Pritty] share
Probably just dicks.
No.506794
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No.506795
>>506769
Indeed, but is greatness really desirable?
I don't see Alexander enjoying his deeds now.
>>506771
Okay..
In reality though, I didn't feel like coming.
Besides if I had a girlfriend I'd tell a story wouldn't I?
>>506780
Could've been me~
No.506796
>>506765
That's actually a good idea, got some next to me currently.
>>506767
They don't really require a lot, used to play FO3 on a old gaming pc from 2006s, I recall having some problems with FN:V later on with the said PC though.
Also FO3 requires a small fix to run perfectly on Win 7.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Zu6GYvSws
>>506768
I don't really look forward to making things a lot better, mostly because I can't.
No.506797
>>506789
Bring him back cuz I need to talk to him
No.506798
>>506791
*licks*
Hmm… I disagree.
No.506799
>>506781
Actually, one of my friends, he was a military man. I know he got pegged. But divorce rates in the military are very high. I only know of a few people that aren't divorced. It's just how it works, I guess.
>>506796
How do you know that?
No.506800
>>506779
Did he?
>>506785
Uuuuummmm… I dunno, me and Soto didn't share that many interests and we're still good friends, soooooooooo
>>506786
That's a lot of people yo
No.506801
>>506788
I know found footage is a tired genre but there is some good to still be pumped out of it.
And I thought 'man, a movie about two kids staying at Ol' crazy grandparents house' was going to be fucking amazing.
Ah well.
Have you seen the Babadook yet?
>>506792
Do what?
No.506802
>>506787
>loud and swears a lot
not much to it
No.506803
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>>506796
Did you try to play ArmA?
ArmA 2 is lagging like hell on my laptop.
No.506804
>>506801
I have. It was really quite lovely.
No.506805
>>506800
You share a love of traps and chinese cartoons.
No.506806
>>506800
He had mentione you, him and prits and freeman meet up. I dont think it went further than initial suggestion mode tho
>>506801
Sleep texting
No.506807
>>506739
lel
>>506740
oh god, here we go
>>506743
nigger you dumber
No.506808
>>506799
Oh how things have changed.
Great bit of "progressiveness" in the military, eh?
No.506809
>>506795
Look on my works ye mighty etc.
Approval and admiration of others is passing and superfluous and besides the point, as they only know what you present to them. You yourself are the only one capable of aggrandising your own existence. Setting oneself impossible goals and subsequently reaching them is the Meaning of Life.
No.506810
No.506811
>>506799
Because I've tried.
>>506803
ArmA 2 is just shittily optimized, even 3 runs better on my PC.
No.506812
No.506813
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>>506795
Well as long as you don't disappear off the face of the earth…
No.506814
>>506798
Maybe you aren't licking in the right place uguu. Lick my bollocks uguu.
No.506815
>>506728
That and who knows how often that thing's been cleaned. I'm obsessed with cleaning my bathroom. The rest of the house gets a little messy, but my bathroom stays pristine.
>>506730
XOXO♥
>>506733
At least something positive came out of it. I've been prescribed anti-anxiety medicine, but I think it may be making things worse. And I'm nervous about talking to a counselor.
>>506737
As cheesy as it sounds, I wish I could be there to drag you out to do stuff.
>>506741
I've never met my father, but I'm very close to my mom.
>>506748
I want to start reading the Russian authors. I was thinking of starting with Chekov. Any recommendations or advice?
No.506816
>>506804
I liked it, too.
Found the kid incredibly insufferable until near the end of the movie when I realized that it added another element of strangeness to the flick.
>>506807
Have a sip from my devil's cup.
>>506806
Ohhhh…
Secret, sorry.
No.506817
>>506810
I need him to recommend an anime for me to watch.
No.506818
>>506814
I feel like they'd be a whole lot worse.
No.506819
No.506822
>>506808
I really don't care. So long as I can get out there and do what I want to do, I'll be fine.
>>506811
But every time is different.
No.506823
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No.506824
No.506825
No.506826
>>506819
*watches*
>>506820
Yes me hi
No.506827
>>506815
At least your throne remains fit for a king.
>>506822
I'm just saying it jokingly. I have no qualms with it but the military itself seems to have became an even weirder mix of cliches and closeted desires.
No.506828
>>506812
no u
>>506816
this is going to be painful, isnt it?
No.506829
>>506815
That sounds like the total opposite to what was supposed to happen.
>>506816
I hated the kid until he became a bit of a badass. Then I thought he totally rocked.
No.506830
>>506828
u wanna get fukked the shit up there m8? imma millwall brick ya fais cunt
No.506831
>>506805
It's funny because we don't
>>506815
D'aww
I wish you could too, love <3
No.506832
>>506822
True, but it mostly stays the same.
>>506823
Yeah, bohemia used to be pretty bad at optimizing their games.
But at least ArmA 3 runs smooth, kind of proves that they're going the right way with development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gGPpvMaTyQ
No.506833
>>506796
Good job.
I should get some too, combination of black coffee and beer dries me out.
>>506809
hmm I see.
I donno, I'm pretty conflicted with this topic.
But that's with a lot of things.. one day I feel like breaking barriers and just doing something unexpected, the other I value stability and resent anything trying to break it.
>>506813
Unlikely, sounds cool though.
>>506824
hmmhm
No.506834
>>506828
Yesssss.
>>506829
I enjoy movies that don't rely on jump scares but rather the suspense.
I've been meaning to watch The Taking of Deborah Logan, too.
>>506825
Indeed.
Super secret gay technique.
No.506835
>>506830
come get some, commie
No.506836
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>>506832
That's really nice. I saw a really good PC some days ago. Maybe I will buy it soon. But then another problems…
>keyboard
>monitor
Oh well…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grxqQMmugNE
No.506837
>>506834
super duper no revealy sekrit
>>506835
better red than dead
>ben garrison
No.506838
>>506823
Yeah. I want one, but they'll never come over here because it's got a scary baby killing silencer.
>>506827
I'm not disagreeing. Not at all. I just don't really care. I don't like the politics. I'm not an officer.
>>506832
But doesn't it change even a little bit?
No.506839
>>506834
Have you seen Prisoners? That was good. Totally unrelated, but pretty great.
No.506840
>>506837
its like you dont want a better future for britain
No.506841
>>506840
Its like you wanna be an elite
No.506842
No.506844
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>>506838
>want VSS
>not AS Val
I'm disappointed.
No.506846
>>506815
I recommend Anna Karenina because of the interesting psychology and narrative techniques and contraposition of values and outlooks and the general feel on relativism and also because it's the only Russian novel I've read so far.
I do have a collection of Checkhov's plays at home though so I'll read those ASAP so I can subsequently not tell you I read them or talk about them ever.
>>506818
Bollocks are delicious and nutritious, though.
No.506847
>>506839
I have not, but I have seen Devil's Pass which was interesting.
And Grave Encounters 1 & 2.
The Last Exorcism was pretty neat.
>>506837
Gotta suck 37 dicks in a row.
No.506848
>>506833
Get some ice cream as well.
>>506836
Don't they have some kind of flash sales for monitors there?
Also there's casual HP keyboards for like 10-20 euros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYUBdwVoUqA
>>506838
Not mostly.
No.506849
>>506843
Can you recommend an anime for me to watch, please?
No.506850
>>506838
Understandable and I know this may be a somewhat controversial view but I truly wonder about unit cohesion and any changes to it based on the policy changes recently. Not for any sort of personal bias but just sheer curiosity.
No.506851
No.506852
I am currently really jealous of this chink putting his hand down ScarJo's top. Like DDAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN I need to be an actor playing badguys.
No.506853
No.506854
>>506833
The eternal struggle of the modern man.
The answers to your existentialist dilemmas are most likely to be found in books. So stay inside and read.
No.506855
>>506809
Is that the meaning of life, now? Seems straight forward enough.
>>506815
Sorry to bring it up. Yo you talk to your mom often, then? If I'm remembering right, don't you live half a country apart now?
No.506856
>>506849
What kind are you looking for?
No.506857
>>506856
Something that you enjoyed watching.
No.506858
>>506855
I'm very obviously not one for sophistry or convolution.
No.506860
What should I do with my name
No.506861
>>506860
Tarnish it by killing yourself.
No.506862
No.506863
>>506841
are already are elite, were british
No.506864
>>506848
Yeah, I don't want to waste my money for this kind of things. It's as I said, a waste of money.
No.506865
>>506860
Shove it firmly up your rectum.
No.506866
>>506846
Wow, that's a lot more forward than I'm used to…
>>506847
I've only seen the second Last Exorcism movie. That had some neat scenes in I guess.
No.506867
No.506868
>>506844
Well also Val. I want them all. Like the pokemans of old, I gotta catch em all.
>>506848
But a little bit is better, much better than nothing.
>>506850
Well my particular rating is filled with mostly males, and female integration in submarines won't really begin until 2018, but so far, I really don't care. Although some guys in my division feel there is some favouriteism towards females. Brought it up with the XO and everything.
No.506869
>>506860
Muu pls. Stop being so lewdy here.
No.506870
No.506871
>>506866
Well, I meant more along the lines of how ambiguous it was until the very end.
No.506872
>>506857
I really liked the art in Kantanagatari
No.506873
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No.506874
>>506848
Already had it~
(with coffee)
>>506854
I will continue reading but I still like a balance, if I stop reading and don't find an answer it could drive me mad, however I found I become unstable when I'm alone for long periods of time as well. maybe I need expression.
No.506875
>>506871
You know what's kinda shit? Horror movies lose most of their lustre once you know the twist.
No.506876
>>506872
Oh no, none of those -gatari series, please.
No.506877
>>506868
I also meant the anti-fraternizing regulations against sexual contact. Since the military is still largely male and with the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, I just wonder where the pitfalls of that will show up.
No.506878
>>506868
GO play Stalker CoP or ShoC. For CoP add Arsenal Overhaul and you will get a lot of weapons to get, use and have fun with. For ShoC go with the L.U.R.K. mod or STALKERSOUP. There are even moar weapons to collect.
No.506879
Those answers aren't good enough!
No.506880
>>506876
What have you watched so far? Or recently
No.506881
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>>506874
That's what the internet's for. Let us not burden others IRL with our brilliance, for they live their lives in caves.
No.506882
>>506876
They're all really shitty fanservice heavy shows that try so hard to be "deep" but really are just pandering.
No.506883
>>506858
Are you old enough to get drunk where you live?
It might help you stop being a fuddy duddy.
No.506884
>>506879
ur not good enough!
No.506885
>>506873
How about we start with hand-holding? I take a long time to get comfortable around people…
No.506886
>>506875
Oh, yeah.
I do agree that after the whole 'I could not have raped her, i'm gay' thing, the movie became more predictable.
Looking forward to seeing It Follows though.
I hear some mixed reviews.
No.506887
>>506864
Kind of true, haven't really played any games on my PC in a good while, and if I have it's only been whilst drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpCcJY-rJSs
>>506868
You could put it like that, but I don't really put in much effort if either I, or my friends benefit from it.
>>506874
Faster than I am, damn.
I'm probably drinking these beers soon and then going for the vodka.
No.506888
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No.506889
>>506876
It's not a Monogatari series you moron, gatari is Japanese for story.
No.506891
No.506892
>>506891
Because you're a fucking idiot on the internet.
No.506893
No.506894
>>506880
Nothing.
>>506882
What would you recommend?
No.506895
>>506892
You want to stop swearing at me?
No.506896
>>506883
I don't want to stop.
>>506885
I'm alright not doing anything thanks.
No.506897
No.506898
>>506893
Whatever floats, I kind of found that wordplay funny.
No.506899
>>506895
No I do fucking not.
No.506900
No.506901
>>506894
So you don't know what you like?
No.506902
>>506894
Have you watched Neon Genesis Evangelion?
No.506903
>>506876
Trigun is good but older if you want a classic that not everyone has seen. Other classics are Samauri Champloo, FLCL, and Welcome to the NHK. I also really liked Psycho Pass. Anything work?
No.506904
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>>506893
Kek, it's good enough.
Gimme back my soul.
>>506887
Heh, nice. Oh, I remember! Well, you can wait for MISERY 2.2 release! It will add some more things and I think it will be even harder!
No.506905
>>506904
I don't get what the hui is for
No.506906
>>506881
Conversations like this IRL are way more uplifting though.. here people open quick, irl it's all so fake and hidden away, so it becomes more special.
>>506887
Sweet, are you going to get completely wasted or?
>>506897
Maybe, but disappearing from everyone would be a great freedom.
No.506907
No.506909
>>506877
I haven't noticed any of that. There hasn't been any discrimination as far as I could tell. I knew one guy in my boot camp division was gay, but nobody cared.
>>506878
I have all of those. They're fun games, but yeah, mods are required to polish out the rough parts.
>>506887
Maybe it's like an amplifier where little effort equals big change. I don't know.
No.506910
No.506911
>>506905
Huehuehueheuehueheuehueheueheu. :^)
Hui = Chuj = Dick. Yeah, a bit lewdy, but whatever, hihi!
No.506912
>>506886
Horror movies are so lame the second time. Well, ones with twists are. Body-horror and torture-porn hold their appeal because they rely on something other than mystery and stuff.
>>506896
Oh… okay. ;_;
No.506913
>>506899
You're hurting my feels.
>>506901
I seem to like whatever Murder likes, tbh.
>>506902
Ofc! It's one of my favorites.
>>506903
I'll check out Samurai Shampoo and NHK
Thank you ^^
>>506907
I like that one.
No.506914
>>506911
U-umm I'll just stick with VodKamuu because mildly drunk
>>506910
>>506907
maybenotreally
No.506915
CadMuum
Because you like chemistry.
No.506917
>>506903
>Welcome to the NHK
I don't want to watch a documentary about your life.
No.506918
>>506913
I once ripped the feelers of six ants in one go
What are you to me?
No.506919
No.506920
No.506921
>>506912
Eh, Yeah but I'm not much of a fan of body-horror films.
I'm not that squeamish when it comes to horror movies or movies in general.
I haven't watched the Hostel series and I really didn't care for SAW 2 or 3.
No.506922
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>>506909
Well, it's up to you. These mods are also changing the graphics and making the game a bit harder to finish.
No.506923
>hurr im retarded
>managed to get the zwei before the drake sword
im convinced hes acting
No.506924
>>506821
Nothing much, pumpkin pie. You getting into trouble today?
>>506827
I try to keep tidy in case the President stops by or something, you know?
>>506829
You know, I got that feeling too. I think I'm going to ween myself off of it.
You mentioned wishing there were things you'd done differently. Is there anything you could try to make up this year?
>>506831
Well, I hope you have a nice time getting lit. Maybe you can brainwash another poor girl.
>>506846
Thanks for the pro tips, Mr. Loco. Hey, did you enjoy Kafka on the Shore? I feel like I missed a lot and need to read it again. I'm currently reading something called "A Tale for the Time Being". It's fascinating.
>>506855
Actually, she lives with me. She isn't working, so I take care of her. But she cooks and helps with the cleaning, so it's a good arrangement. I just wish she was more motivated. I've kind of taken care of her my whole life. She's more like a big sister than a parent.
No.506925
>>506908
But freedom is a lonely road.
No.506926
>>506904
Alright, I'll wait for that then.
I guess I could do my something around 20th run of CoP sometime.
I once modded the unique AKM-74/2U to have highest RoF Possible with the expense of everything.
I called it the lawnmower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suNNU0QTJTY
>>506906
I'll see, probably just get so tired at the last hours and go sleep.
>>506909
Too many variables in that equation.
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>>506924
Obama is gonna drop a deuce in your commode?
No.506928
>>506917
I just finished NHK. I really liked it. Was breddy gud and gave me a few feels.
>>506922
I may later. But right now, I gotta get this movie finished.
>>506926
Yeah. It is life, but that doesn't mean you gotta do the maths before you do the thing. Just go in there and do it. Be all loose and tight at the same time.
No.506929
>>506918
I think you have psychopathic tendencies.
No.506930
>>506924
You know it. Johnnie 5-0 hates my fine ass. And yourself sugarplum? Causing a ruckus with the established powers that be?
No.506931
>>506921
Watch Splinter. That was a Hell of a freaky movie.
No.506932
>>506926
Can too, I'm tired as well.
knees weak, arms are heavy.
and so on.
No.506933
>>506926
Kek, nice. AKM-74/2U is not balanced in ShoC. It was really hard to me to play Vanilla ShoC but once I got better AK74 it wasn't that hard.
>>506928
That's nice. I hope you will have some good time while playing out these mods!
No.506934
No.506935
>>506928
I'm playing it all careful though.
>>506932
Spaghetti.
>>506933
It's the AN-94 which matters the most, that burst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPupUIncgc
No.506936
>>506924
Get a diagnosis, I suppose. That's where I'd like to start.
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>>506933
I think I will. I do like the slavshit, you know.
>>506935
Why are you playing it all careful like?
No.506942
No.506943
>>506924
I gave no tips. You're just entertaining me to be nice. But that's okay. It's very kind of you.
I liked the way it was about fate and destiny and adversity and stuff. Like, Kafka of course has his prophecy and his father has his flute and Oshino has his transhomosexuality and the woman whose name escapes me at the moment has her dead bf and Nakata has his quest and his friend has… something. It's like a catalogue of the different ways of approaching shit life throws at you, I guess.
But the thing about magic realism works is the symbolism isn't very coherent. Like, one thing may be a symbol whereas another is just a random association or way to move the plot forward or whathaveyou. It makes it hard to actually draw up an analysis as opposed to works where the metaphors and symbols are obvious and clear cut. Everything is very muddled. And of course I read it weeks ago at this point and any thoughts I have have lost their salience.
But yeah, it was fun. The fact is wasn't 100% percent saturated verbosity and metaphor and dense paragraphs was a nice change from Blood Meridian and whatever else I was reading beforehand. I don't usually read books like that.
What's A Tale for the Time Being about?
No.506944
Literally everything ScarJo does is really sexy. She even made stuffing food into her mouth hot. Wowowow.
I'm in love with ScarJo.
No.506945
Drink my milk if you want to live.
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No.506947
>>506929
What is this 2012
Get over it.
No.506948
>>506943
you wouldn't happen to have the "tl;dr" version of this do you?
No.506949
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Muukek.
>>506935
Ohhh yeah! AN-94 Abakan is pretty noice. But! VLA (AS Val) is freaking amazing too, but it's really hard to get though.
>>506941
Nice! I heard about non-slav guy that is liking slav things too.
No.506950
>>506948
tldr I'm a pseudointellectual sophist and have nothing to say.
No.506951
>>506944
The more I look at her face the more imperfections I see, she is ugly.
No.506952
Oh, quick summary of what happened while I was away, and in London.
>befriended someone new with the same music taste
>removed from the London Tower for wearing a sex pistols nevermind the bollocks t-shirt.
>discovered my uncle is heading to North Korea for evangelist purposes
>Fell asleep at night in the London Shard for 3/4th of the stay
>>506935
Hmm references.
No.506953
>>506951
Literally the most beautiful person alive.
No.506955
>>506947
Are you really 16?
No.506956
>>506952
>removed from the London Tower for wearing a sex pistols nevermind the bollocks t-shirt.
lel
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>>506952
That sucks for your uncle.
I hope he turns out alright~
No.506958
>>506953
her eyes are too far apart and she has a potato nose
No.506959
>>506952
Did you go to the National Gallery
and the Tate Modern
And the Tate Britain
And the British Museum
And the Design Museum
And the Imperial War Museum
>>506955
I'll be 18 in three weeks ^^
No.506960
>>506941
Because I like the calm and slow life.
>>506949
I hated how the AS VAL / VSS Vintorez ate all that rare ammunition like it's nothing.
But the Ots-14 Groza (S-14 Tunder) was something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTbj0Wyx12Q
>>506952
Eminem, mom's spaghetti.
>>506954
'Sup Eva?
No.506962
Another beautiful yet PISS FUCKING HOT day
Who else is having a good day?
No.506963
>>506959
You must be a nerd then.
No.506964
>>506962
I learned how to do cpr today
No.506965
>>506943
>I gave no tips. You're just entertaining me to be nice. But that's okay. It's very kind of you.
No.506966
>>506958
Literally the most beautiful. No exceptions.
No.506967
>>506949
Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm a slavaboo. I definitely don't think the various slav cultures are superior to everything else on Earth, but just like every other thing, they've got their ups and downs.
>>506960
But you know what happens to people who try and live only slow and calm lives, right?
No.506968
>>506964
That's great, save a life.
I hiked 2 miles each way after a morning jog.
No.506969
Is Grim hitting on Lenko?
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>>506960
Yeah, you are right. Groza is pretty rare weapon too, and this ammunition, damn. Rare and really hard to get plus as you said you can waste the ammunition very fast.
No.506971
>Imperial War Museum
If so, I require /k/ porn.
>>506961
Melancholy kicking in?
>>506962
I'm not sure what to rate my day today.
No.506972
>>506966
her upper and lower jaw bones are underdeveloped too
just saying and I thought you were an artist, you should have picked up on her imperfections
No.506973
>>506956
I had just bought the damn thing, I'll wear it.
>>506957
He's an army officer, he's had worse.
>>506959
Visited Imperial War museum and British museum, both incredible.
The only other available was Tate Modern in the programme but I chose the London tower for that.
No.506974
>>506965
…that wasn't supposed to come across as sarcastic. I meant I realise and appreciate the kindness she does in talking about something she's not all that into.
No.506975
>>506972
They're not imperfections, they're quirks. Quirks are good. :3c
No.506976
>>506971
I have some pictures from when I went with Kamuu, if you want to see.
No.506977
>>506971
Well what did you do today?
No.506978
>>506975
My teacher told me that imperfections is what makes a person beautiful but I don't believe it
No.506979
>>506973
The National Gallery is one of my favourite places in the world and your not going is a travesty.
No.506980
>>506960
Damn it's old.
My friend made pics there, really good ones.
I'll have those tomorrow.
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>>506962
Good enough, it was too warm though.
>>506964
Grats Grim. :3
>>506973
Ionno, they are crazy there and crazy owns the government…
Either way, I hope for the best. ♥
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>>506978
You like what you like, and I like ScarJo. a lot. I like her a whole lot.
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>>506969
the fuck?
>>506968
Yeah buddy, get dem calves workin
>"People have the right to deny your help, but once they pass out, they're fair game"
>>506971
just bored.
>>506982
ty
>>506984
respawn in 3..
No.506988
>>506987
That's not the way it works with hungarian alcohol
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No.506990
>>506987
LOL. I make everything work.
No.506991
>>506988
Just stop drinking
curb it to 1x a week or drink like max 3 drinks a day
No.506992
>>506967
Do I achieve nirvana at the end?
>>506969
Limepls
>>506970
But the unique variant used normal AK food, kind of making it the most cost-efficient gun in the zone.
>>506973
>Imperial War Museum
I require a picture of you next to the 800mm Dora shell which sits next to T-34-85 and the M3 Grant.
>>506976
Lay 'em on, military history best history.
>>506977
Woke up, took a lot of minor painkillers, took a shower, went out to get some hangover food.
>>506980
Yeah, and alright.
>>506983
Jesus H. Christ, but I already knew all the loot spots for SC and CoP by heart.
>>506987
Ah, but you sound a little bit down though.
No.506993
>>506983
Maybe I'll travel around there someday, and then I'll be able to get all those forbidden slavshit weapons due to the unfortunate fact that I had to be born into a country that bans things because they might make domestic companies work harder to make a better product.
No.506994
>>506991
This is my 1st time this week.
No.506995
>>506986
Is really beautiful.
No.506996
>>506990
This girl tried taking off my pants to administer an epipen shot before everyone started cracking up and she realized the needles were designed to pierce clothing
then I massaged her thigh on my turn to help "diffuse the medication"
was pretty lulzy
>>506992
maybe I am and I just don't know it yet
that sucks
>>506994
I don't believe you
No.506997
>>506992
Sounds like you took care of that hangover. Kick back and relax yo. I was plastered last night. Hardly remember what happened.
>>506996
>
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>>506927
He'll have a drone do it, then let the State Department deal with the aftermath.
>>506930
Naw, not tonight. I couldn't get a flight to Baltimore.
>>506936
I'm glad you've got a goal. Defining the problem is at least a major first step.
>>506943
I'm glad you enjoyed it. One of Murakami's great strengths, I think, is that his characters don't make a huge fuss about the strange things happening to them. They charge ahead and just deal with it, because what else can they do? And the muddled symbolism lends a dreamlike quality I admire. His books are dreams. That simple. I think you'd really enjoy The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle as well.
A Tale for the Time Being focuses on two stories. One concerns a Japanese girl whose diary washes ashore in Canada after the 2011 earthquake and tsunami, and the second concerns the woman who finds it and her personal quest to find the girl and her great grandmother, a Buddhist nun. It's gorgeous and sad. I found it by accident, which makes reading it an even greater pleasure.
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>>506979
Wasn't included in the programme, but I'll be in London some other time, because it's a great city.
>>506981
Fockin' wankers oi
>>506982
He doesn't fear it.
If something happens I'll miss that Orangist bastard though.
>>506992
Saw those, absolutely wonderful.
I don't really let people take pictures of me though.
I think the most impactfull artifact there was a huge eagle with swastika filled with bullet holes.
Used to stand on the Reichstag.
No.507001
>>506997
She was 34 and from Long Island though
too out of range for me
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>>506992
Yup and that's really nice! You should totally play STALKERSOUP for ShoC. It's changing everything. Adding every location from ALL Stalkers and new story and so much more! You should give it a go. Also, it's for 1.0006.
>>506993
I dunno if you will be able to get weapons here but heh, that's good! Hope you will find some, if you will even be able to pay for them and get them.
No.507003
>>506998
those motherfuckers gonna have a party without america's most wanted? What the fuck?
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Okay friends, I think I'm going to sleep. Goodnight to all of you! Sleep tight and sweet dreams!
No.507006
>>506996
Quick, do something that gets you on ultra-positive mindset!
>>506997
Sure did, but last night was a mix of vodka, a shit ton of beers and some kind of leftover party cocktail mix, which contained even more vodka and absinthe.
>>507000
I'm not sure which is the prettiest thing there, the UGM-27 Polaris, V-2 Rocket or that 800mm "Dora" shell.
>>507002
I checked it out, doesn't really seem to be doing much for the difficulty level.
No.507008
>>507004
nigger you get the memo
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>>507000
-Huggles tight- D:
No.507010
>>507006
best film of the cornettos
No.507011
>>507000
yup
>>507005
nini, polish stranger
No.507012
>>507002
The money isn't the problem. It's the international regulations and current condition of global trading rights that's the problem.
>>506992
No. You get a house full of winged robot females with gorram nuclear reactors for hearts and nobody cares when their primary relief valves lift, because that's obviously not a problem. They can eat food and shit so that must mean that their cores are always covered. Oh yeah, and you won't get any peace and quiet because apparently one of them is some superweapon that doesn't want to be a superweapon no more.
>>507005
G'night! Don't let the dreams consume you!
>>507006
V2. It's the V2. It's fricking genesis. But the Polaris is also pretty neat. 41 for freedom, baby!
No.507013
The turkey version of bacon is so much better
No.507014
>>507006
implying I have manic depression
>>507007
stop being an alcohol
No.507015
>>506995
She is fucking ugly
No.507017
The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die
No.507018
Commence images.
>>506998
>found it by accident
Actually how I found my Checkhov collection.
Well, found. More like stole. But no one will miss it anyway.
Tell me about your bookstealing adventures so I feel less a kleptomaniac.
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>>507008
I just tossed it out the window
what was in it
No.507021
>>507017
Is a mediocre band!
No.507022
>>507019
You're not going to stop?
You have to
No.507023
>>507016
>>507020
Mate. Why you ignoring me???????????????!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!
"RIFK FOREVER WAR. DRINK".
Was the original message
No.507024
>>507021
Heh. Surprised anyone picked up on that
No.507025
>>507001
damn that blows
>>507006
what a fucking coincidence
same here
No.507027
>>507023
>>507025
I'm not in any shape or form able to facilitate a relationship right now anyway
No.507028
>>507005
G'night Yama
>>507010
I don't know, I'm pretty tied between that and Hot Fuzz.
>>507012
V2 is pretty magnificent sight, but to think about the destruction one UGM-27 can cause is just awesome.
>>507014
I will never know.
>>507017
I'm more of a God Is An Astronaut-man.
>>507018
Neat-O, the good ol' 8,8cm Flak.
>>507025
Continuing drinking rifk and so on forth.
No.507029
>>507018
OOh. That is very pretty.
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No.507031
>>507028
I would let you know. I would let a lot of people know. Hiding something like that is counterproductive.
No.507032
>>507006
V-2 was a beauty.
>>507009
Well, he's been throughout the middle east and Africa so I have hope.
No.507034
>>507028
Yeah. That is true. Both are impressive in their own rights. But we wouldn't have Polaris if it wasn't for V2. That bit of kraut space magic made everything possible.
No.507035
Never was death more beautiful, it is true.
No.507036
>>507027
weak sauce
on a lighter note I got grilled chicken breast and a persian salad
life is good
>>507028
I keep my drinking to a minimum lol
but when I do do it I go all out
No.507037
No.507051
>>507003
I know, right? I should read them the Riot Act!
>>507018
Hm. I haven't ever stolen a book, but I did steal a Tigger doll from my babysitter's daughter when I was 7. I felt so guilty about it that I buried Tigger in my back yard. Then I felt guilty about that and sneaked him back into his home. I saw him the trash the next day because the babysitter didn't want the kids playing with a dirty toy. She could have just washed him, the monster.