No.514560[Last 50 Posts]
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No.514565
Do I have an otp?
curious to what people think
No.514566
>>514559
It's coffee with chocolate in it, pretty much. I get it at coffee shops.
We did get a new coffee machine in at work recently that could do them, that was pretty delicious, hopefully they'll replace some of our older nastier machines with them.
> Days off are so hard.
> tfw 4 day weekend and had that problem all the time
No.514567
>>514565
Would Lenko or Echo count?
No.514568
>>514558
Or… Er… Yea…
>>514559
The thug life never chose yaddie ya.
No.514569
Like thread otps?
Who the fuck ships people in threads?
No.514570
No.514571
>>514569
retarded autists who need to kill themselves
No.514572
>>514562
Finishing these last Hellish weeks of school, Vidya, and the Beach.
Haven't had much time for here until recently.
Haven't had much of a reason to make time either.
>>514564
nice desu job
No.514573
>>514559
It'd be easier to keep this board and replace the mods, though. As long as the mods realize that it's what everyone wants.
That sort of thing can't be decided by a simple strawpoll though. You'd have to choose someone who very few don't want as mod and is actually active enough.
No.514575
>>514569
Pretty much everyone.
No.514576
No.514579
>>514578
The hate fucking would be through the ceiling though.
No.514580
No.514583
>>514566
Hmm. Maybe I'll have to try one later when it cools down a bit. Not a fan of iced coffee I don't think.
We have this thing in 'murrica that's like half hot chocolate half coffee that's kinda okay, so if it's less thick than that we should be in business!
Dude, right? I don't know what to do with myself when I'm not at work for ten hours a day lol What did you end up doing?
>>514568
>yaddie ya.
What is this slang for?
And I already did my thuglife errands this morning. Gotta love fast cash.
>>514572
I'm in the same boat. I kinda just hate this place now, but it's just another bad habit at this point.
What are you going to school for?
>>514573
Right, but just because it's the right thing to do doesn't mean they're gonna give up their spot.
It's just a crossroads of so called drama until we all fuck off with real life stuff.
No.514584
>>514582
I am sure it'd be a tour de force.
No.514585
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No.514588
No.514589
File: 02180.png (153.53 KB, 377x311, 377:311, 02180.png)
luka x soto
why do i think this
No.514590
>>514583
Yaddie ya = and so on.
Get that swagga on yo!
>>514587
Soto x Any androgynous male poster
No.514591
File: _and#$^#.png (264.46 KB, 405x496, 405:496, _&#$^#.png)
No.514592
>>514587
You guys find the hottest pictures. MY GOD.
>>514589
>>514589
>>514589
>>514589
>>514589
Upvote.
No.514593
>>514589
because you have weird fetishes
No.514594
>>514586
I'm trying, I'm trying.
No.514595
>>514577
nice dubs and 7 get
yoo ar wercome
>>514583
Most people here should be executed humanely or burned at the stake.
Feels like it's on the same tier as those cringe videos/threads.
I'm studying towards forensic science.
>>514589
Well obviously your brain was turned into poop by hormone and chemical abuse :3c
No.514596
>>514590
Yeah, I'm gonna go hunt down a mixer. Toodles~
No.514597
>>514594
So what were you getting at?
No.514598
>>514567
idk
I was hoping it would be a grill ;~:
No.514600
No.514601
>>514595
>I'm studying towards forensic science.
Watch out for all the jizz lol
No.514602
>>514596
Boozing?
C U later.
No.514603
>>514601
I'm told there's more feces and blood usually involved.
No.514604
>>514583
I've never tried iced coffee/tea.
I thought they called them mochas over there too. I know Starbucks sell them, but some probably have more chocolate in them than others.
Ohh, not much. A bit of exercising, a bit of threading, playing vidya, listening to music, chatting with people, watching TV. All the exciting shit.
Oh, and lots of ironing this afternoon. Wooooo.
>>514584
We could sell it on all the porn sites.
No.514605
>>514597
Why ship real people posters?
Or are you just shipping their personas?
No.514606
>>514604
Why not set up our own, we could then make all the monies.
No.514607
>>514598
You aren't exactly close to any women from the threads, are you? Aside from me of course.
>>514605
It's more fun and games than anything.
I don't think wedding bells are in any shipped person's future.
I could say just the persona but I am almost identical to my real life state.
So I don't know.
No.514608
No.514609
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>>514593
it's not weird you goober
or, actually, it might end up kinda weird
>>514595
facee it
luka x soto would be sweet inna way
No.514610
No.514614
No.514615
Fortune x Loco
that is a given.
No.514616
No.514617
Ayy Fudgy did you get a chance to read dat comic?
No.514618
>guy runs into a brick
>lol he sitll hit me even tho i dodged
fuck me
>>514609
exactly
>>514610
>>514610
>>514610
No.514619
> waits to be OTPd
>>514606
Sounds good, let's do it.
No.514620
>>514607
Uhhh….I used to be with Chii
otherwise, no, not really
No.514621
>>514607
Well.
I guess I just wait to be shipped then.
No.514622
By the way, YanYan, the comic is godly.
>>514616
Very much so.
>>514617
>>514620
Yeah, so it's hard to imagine an OTP being female.
There's nothing wrong with having a heterosexual life partner be your OTP; like Echo.
No.514623
>>514619
This time next year, Rodney, we'll be millionaires.
No.514624
Luka, Soto will treat you like a real "girl" though.
No.514625
>>514621
I shipped you with Squash
>>514622
There's a smaller three page one with Dash and that DJ
No.514626
>>514623
You've been telling me that every year, Del.
No.514627
Why does Human Fluttershy ALWAYS have big boobies?
No.514628
>>514612
pls
>>514614
butt wai
>>514618
nothing wrong with a little weird tho :o
No.514629
>what do you need insight for?
>>514622
you know, if you like that kind of art, you should check out ohigetan
No.514630
>>514622
>Echo
>heterosexual
funny
but yeah it would probably be him.
I even mentioned I'd totally go after him if he was a grill
No.514631
>>514628
couldnt agree more
No.514633
>>514626
No, no you plonker, this time I mean it.
No.514634
No.514635
File: 1_04.png (818.13 KB, 1372x2000, 343:500, 1_04.png)
Luka don't worry
I would be a great e-bf
We can even do the whole thing where when I get home from work (cause I have a job) you're waiting for me there at home (since you don't have a job) and you'll be all like would you like dinner, a shower, o-or me~
That would be pretty godly
No.514636
>>514627
Because her artists have shit taste and need to kill themselves
No.514638
>>514633
I'll believe it when you faint at the back of an auction hall and Uncle Albert is steering a yacht on the Thames.
No.514639
>>514628
You're a sick lady and you need professional help with your cuddling problem.
>>514632
Because he's cuddly and you both like penises.
No.514640
>>514638
Fukken Albert tho.
No.514641
No.514643
>>514634
Only when he's drunk
you need to set him straight :3
>>514639
it's not a problem, i enjoy it :3
No.514644
>>514639
Ooooooooh.
>>514637
Soto x Alcohol.
No.514646
>>514625
Lovely.
>>514629
Show me some things.
>>514630
Heterosexual coming from your end, sorry. I thought that was obvious.
No.514648
No.514649
>>514643
You're handsy.
>>514644
See?
No.514650
No.514652
Luka don't worry, I'm a better bf than Lucy anyways
No.514653
>>514652
Atleast your dick not shrivelled from hormones.
No.514654
>>514649
I'm getting the picture
No.514655
>>514648
So glorious.
>>514652
keeeek
No.514656
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No.514657
File: 32trvt3.jpg (25.65 KB, 336x224, 3:2, 32trvt3.jpg)
>>514648
i think theres enough for everyone in the world to have at least one each
>>514649
*touch*
>>514650
that's what they always say at the beginning of the story ^^ <3
>>514651
yey :3 nana x erin ^^
No.514659
No.514661
>>514657
Sounds like true equality.
>equalaTITTY
No.514662
>>514656
Not actually enjoying the art style.
No.514663
File: 14.jpg (255.88 KB, 600x480, 5:4, 14.jpg)
No.514665
>>514657
we should consummate our relationship by linking each other
No.514668
>>514666
> not posting the one with the dick
No.514669
Yo Scoot, that's some Shit-Tier shipping.
No.514670
File: b7g5o3.png (131.21 KB, 284x297, 284:297, b7g5o3.png)
>>514659
ur a lewd
>>514660
:x <3
>>514661
equalatitty is the modern standard
>>514665
[*advanced linking*]
No.514671
>>514668
Yeah but I got Satan's trips.
No.514673
No.514674
No.514678
File: eoighaoe8.png (695.97 KB, 1038x641, 1038:641, eoighaoe.png)
>>514671
Hmm. I guess that makes up for it, yeah.
No.514679
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No.514680
File: 251082.jpg (70.88 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 251082.jpg)
No.514681
Fuji have you read Sense of Values in Wine?
Its a personal favorite doujin from back in the days
The DeliquentxOtaku one is pretty cute
No.514682
>>514679
HANDSY!
>>514678
I'll post the other one in a sec.
No.514683
brb shower
>>514679
>>514674
also das cute
No.514684
>>514679
this exchange hasnt been satisfactory :(
No.514686
No.514687
>>514686
No one made you look lewdie
No.514688
File: and@^.png (242.59 KB, 527x496, 17:16, &@^.png)
>>514682
*fondles*
>>514683
who with tentacles?
:o
have fun x
>>514684
:c
*offers dumplings*
No.514690
FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
No.514691
>>514685
Oh, I meant another one. Can't find it at the moment, though.
No.514694
>>514688
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
No.514695
File: 2973423.png (100.5 KB, 250x216, 125:108, 2973423.png)
imma go till my net gets better
bubii x
>>514692
ur the lewd one :x
>>514694
pls react better to dumplinggsss >.< xx
No.514696
No.514697
>>514695
is there any better reaction than begging you to shove it down to my mouth!
No.514698
>>514697
Capped for future lewd purposes.
No.514699
>>514698
i dug my own grave..
No.514701
File: 62.png (173.62 KB, 592x528, 37:33, 6.png)
>>514699
You dug it and fell into it.
Goodnight~
No.514702
Where's my girlfriend at?
No.514705
>>514704
All is right in the world.
No.514706
>spoilering my image.
Luka why dont you stop being a little fucking greaseball for once.
Go suck an immgirants dick.
>>514705
:3
No.514707
>>514703
*intercepts the huggle*
No.514708
No.514709
>>514708
Bet they wouldnt dare. The fucktard.
No.514711
>>514709
I ALMOST want to see you get banned now~
No.514712
Luka i'm down for a threesome though
No.514713
>>514710
Hows your seventh mcdonalds coming?
No.514714
>>514713
Way to kill the thread, Scoots.
No.514715
>>514713
he owns seven mcdonald's franchises? damn man that's cool
No.514716
Way to kill the thread, Scoots.
No.514718
Way to kill the community, Luka.
No.514719
File: 85.jpg (176.65 KB, 556x728, 139:182, 8.jpg)
No.514720
No.514721
>>514702
I'm sorry I was making a sandwich. I'm here now tho <3
No.514723
No.514724
>>514721
That's not what my name says tho
No.514725
File: wide.png (129.18 KB, 480x550, 48:55, wide.png)
>>514724
Luka's not as kinky as I am
No.514726
No.514727
>>514725
Pls don't fight over Soto.
His ego doesn't need the boost.
No.514728
No.514729
Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka Soto x Luka
No.514730
>>514728
vlad cool
annie OP
vlad fun
annie boring OP burst
No.514732
>>514725
I-Its not like I enjoy kinky stuff
No.514733
>>514730
it was more of which should i play this game
i own all champs
No.514734
>>514733
which counters the enemy better?
No.514736
>>514734
annie is meta right now but vlad does better against yasuo
No.514737
File: eogheo.png (223.61 KB, 521x364, 521:364, eogheo.png)
>>514731
There was a mission?
No.514738
>>514727
please
>>514732
Oh bby you always know how to make me laugh
No.514739
Hey, mina… How does one achieve friends..?
No.514740
>>514738
Too bad you can't make me cum
No.514741
I always envision Soto serenading luka with "living on a prayer" as he fucks him in the butt on his mattress for TC to see.
Doushio.
No.514742
No.514743
>>514737
I own a mixer now^^
No.514744
No.514745
>>514739
by sucking me off
>>514740
Yeah right
No.514746
File: 1532452.png (81.81 KB, 450x340, 45:34, 1532452.png)
No.514747
Yes. Him. Problem you fucking dick?
No.514748
I hear your heartbeat to the beat of the drums oh what a shame thatchu came here with someone so whilechus here in my arms lets make the most of the night like were gonna dye jung~
No.514749
File: rshtdy.png (782.74 KB, 867x720, 289:240, rshtdy.png)
No.514750
I thought Luka was a girl
No.514751
No.514752
Luann did you get my snapchat
==
it's beautiful out
80 degrees
fuck class
No.514753
>>514741
> can't hold all this lewd
No.514754
Yes. Him.
Prove otherwise.
No.514755
im back now and im clean as a whistle
>>514687
yan pls
>>514688
>>514657
>>514689
*cuddles the muu*
muu pls
>>514743
nice desu ne
No.514756
>>514750
scoot just butt mad
No.514757
>>514755
Do you think luka is a grill or guy
No.514758
>>514745
You're rude and you should feel rude.
No.514759
>>514756
It's okay babe, just ignore him
No.514760
Ah, yes, "U Mad" hallmark of the fucktard on the internet.
>>514753
I was going to type out living on a prayer and edit it for Soto x Luka Canon purposes. But then realised I cxannot be bothered atm.
No.514762
>>514757
qt will say guy because he likes guys
No.514763
No.514764
>>514762
post belly button
No.514765
>>514760
Not even for me enjoyment, Scoots? NOT EVEN FOR ME?
No.514766
he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad he mad
No.514767
>>514757
wouldnt care to say
No.514768
>>514765
Maybe after a beer or two.
No.514769
>>514768
Better get on it.
No drinking for me tonight, unfortunately.
No.514770
>>514764
nopeimnotpanderingtofetish
No.514771
>>514763
You can cling onto my arm if you ever get scared luka, I'll protect you
No.514772
File: hat9.png (333.25 KB, 674x674, 1:1, hat.png)
No.514773
>>514769
Brb, getting a smiths.
No.514774
>>514771
I'll buy luka for a dollar
>>514772
Bard x MGD
No.514776
File: 7119192.jpg (135.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7119192.jpg)
>>514772
Why'd you call me pure evil?
No.514777
>>514770
my fetish is internal cumshots
is that even a fetish
No.514778
File: doushio.jpg (81.34 KB, 554x720, 277:360, doushio.jpg)
No.514779
>>514771
nope i dont want to be a part of your thread bicycle
No.514780
No.514781
File: Yui36.jpg (25.23 KB, 409x461, 409:461, Yui36.jpg)
>>514776
I don't think OTP means what you think OTP means
>>514774
oh yes haha
well meme'd fellow memer! very sick refenrence indeeD XD!
No.514783
Luka is a fucking homo slut.
No.514784
All this autism tho. See ya I'mma go back outside lol
No.514786
>>514781
I still don't know the whole picture
>>514784
don't get sunburnt fagit <3
No.514787
LUKA HOW THE FUCK DO I THREAD BICYCLE?
No.514788
No.514789
File: 111Class.png (201.41 KB, 1079x1079, 1:1, 111Class.png)
>>514782
Ou~ classy!
>>514784
Watch your massive dong on the way out
No.514791
>>514790
Put the fork down.
No.514793
>>514786
I put on sunscreen this time, thanks.
>>514790
A classic double cheeseburger, add bacon from DQ. Trust me.
No.514795
No.514797
File: Smiley.png (95.44 KB, 451x648, 451:648, Smiley.png)
No.514799
>>514781
It was the last thing you said to me one steam
No.514800
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>>514797
> all these fancy hats
No.514801
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No.514802
No.514803
>>514793
no im diet
>>514792
no im diet
>>514791
*eats your face with ketchup*
>>514795
oh wow
No.514804
No.514805
>>514801
no
fuck you Soto
You are a shitposter of the highest degree and you don't know half of what happened
You just go ahead and draw your little pictures, go hang out with your little friends and quit bringing up hard times in my life
You ever get addicted to spice? You ever been beat? You ever get robbed at gunpoint for a case of fucking blueberries?
fuck off
fuck you Soto
You are a shitposter of the highest degree and you don't know half of what happened
You just go ahead and draw your little pictures, go hang out with your little friends and quit bringing up hard times in my life
You ever get addicted to spice? You ever been beat? You ever get robbed at gunpoint for a case of fucking blueberries?
fuck off
No.514806
>>514805
so that's what happened
>>514798
did your daddy beat you?
No.514807
>>514803
>asks question with no already lined up for all of the suggestions
okay
No.514808
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No.514809
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>>514807
A normal day at /aneki/.
No.514811
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>>514804
barfing makes me sleep faster, so I came here
No.514812
>>514808
You're an unpleasant person in general
The few times i actualy decided to set my hate aside and give you a chance you ruined it by being twice the asshole you were before
I
don't
like
you
I don't want to be your friend
I don't like seeing you
I don't like seeing your posts
I don't like seeing your name
I've tried to give you chances, thought "hey maybe this guy isn't as bad as I thought"
you fuck each and every one of them up
So no
I do not forgive you
I will not give you a chance
I despise you
That
is why
The few times i actualy decided to set my hate aside and give you a chance you ruined it by being twice the asshole you were before
No.514813
No.514814
No.514815
>>514799
oh yeah that was just generic conversation since you were -emoting- me
>>514803
ayy
>>514800
Fancy hats you say?
>
No.514816
>>514813
I'm pre-rehydrating from the first 2 ventures, relax.
No.514817
No.514818
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No.514819
>>514806
>
you mght be thinking I'm someone else
No.514820
No.514822
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No.514823
File: Ava64.png (165.01 KB, 334x373, 334:373, Ava64.png)
>>514812
This looks copypasta'd. I can tell from some of the letters and seeing quite a few pastas in my day
also, I know I never represented myself as a decent person, so the context is half off.
No.514824
>>514820
So did your mom when she had you in her belly, that's why you look like a potato.
No.514825
>>514824
potatoes are people too. No bully.
No.514826
File: .jpg.jpg (450.7 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, .jpg)
>>514818
a..are you saying I win the fance-off pants-off dance-off?
>
No.514827
>>514820
Thanks for reminding me.
What's the return policy on a 5-pack?
No.514828
>>514811
The worst posters aren't even here yet
No.514829
Yoooooooooooooooooooo, my name is Anthony Soto
I'm a 22 year old American Weeb and trap enthusiast (Chicks with dicks vanilla fags). I fap to trap porn and doujins on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my drinking and livestreaming my life on TinyChat. (I drink, bitch, hit on anything that moves)
I train with my cancer cock every day, this superior deformity can cut clean through anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other cancer appendage on earth. I earned my promotion two months ago, and I have been getting drunker every day.
I speak Douchebag fluently, both in speech and the typing dialect. I know everything about Weeaboo history and the doujin code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Indochinese visa, I am moving to Indonesia to fuck a poster called Manaka. I hope I can become an elite Trap fucker or a CEO of Trigger!
I own several Doujin Mangas, which I post around Colbs. I want him to get used to them before I rape him, so I can yooooooooooo easier. I yell abuse to my online peers and other randomers and speak to traps as often as I can, but rarely do any manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Indochina!
No.514830
Are you not a decent person, Babs?
No.514831
File: 41462963.jpg (124.13 KB, 653x783, 653:783, 41462963.jpg)
>>514826
Yep, and you get to choose your prize.
No.514832
>>514827
Depends how fast you drink them
No.514833
>>514819
I've been robbed at gunpoint before too
over a metrocard
>>514820
Is Guiness really a bad beer?
>>514828
name names
>>514829
>Wish me luck in Indochina
every
single
time
No.514834
>>514831
my wish
is for
Bigger Hat
No.514835
>>514829
EVERYFUCKING TIME MAN
No.514836
>>514755
it's a burger bun not a tentacle
No.514837
>>514833
You're kind of acting like a dick
No.514838
>>514833
Not really. Its okay. I wouldn't say its bad and I wouldnt say its excellent.
IMO it is on par with the Bitter I am drinking now.
>John Smiths
Hue, a fine masterpiece I am told.
>>514835
*bows*
No.514839
>>514834
Careful. If the hat's too big, your back will break.
If it's too fancy, it'll implode.
No.514840
File: Ava96.png (98.62 KB, 226x272, 113:136, Ava96.png)
>>514828
I won't lie. You all look the same to me.
No.514841
>>514835
I've been waiting for a good laughingwhores.webm to come about
No.514842
>>514839
I think I am ready to appreciate you
No.514844
Wow you a female poster?, my name is Grim-Sama.
I’m a 20-something year old Ilamican (Allah chosen American for you infidels). I read the Quran and watch Holy Islamic Caliphate videos on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my bombmaking and superior Allah pleasing implements. (Suicide vests, Pipebombs, Beheadings)
I train with my Saracen every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through crusaders because it is blessed by Allah over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Muhammed license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Snackbar fluently, both Sunny and the Shite dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Islamic history and their jihadi code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Islamic Caliphate visa, I am moving to Tikrit to attend a prestigious Rape Infidels School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Imam or a in the closet homosexual!
I own several turbines, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Tikrit, so I can fit in easier. I blow-up my inferiors and speak Snackbar as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Paradise!
ALLAHU ACKBAR
No.514845
>>514842
> not appreciating me before now
Bard, pls.
No.514846
File: Ava97.png (323.76 KB, 523x394, 523:394, Ava97.png)
>>514830
iunno, really
I just think I had to give up on improving my personality is all
No.514847
>>514844
> in the closet homosexual!
I took him as more of a in the closet heterosexual.
No.514848
>>514844
this might be the most autistic thing i've read on /aneki/ so far…
No.514849
File: Ava16.png (124.91 KB, 290x332, 145:166, Ava16.png)
>>514843
your name's familiar for some reason though
No.514851
No.514852
>>514849
Yeah, I'm Neko from mlpchan.
No.514853
>>514846
You sound depressed, just go get meds from the doc or something
No.514854
>>514849
MY LIST IS ON THERE???
No.514855
>>514850
I never make it onto these damn charts.
No.514856
File: 1448[1].png (465.62 KB, 812x458, 406:229, 1448[1].png)
No.514857
>>514850
Oh, wait, I see my name.
Cool.
No.514858
>>514849
is your name Blanky
No.514859
>>514858
blanky voscillate!
posts the cat person in beige :)
No.514860
File: Ava187.png (339.78 KB, 543x457, 543:457, Ava187.png)
No.514861
File: Ava62.png (239.16 KB, 397x422, 397:422, Ava62.png)
>>514853
well I don't really feel depressed
>>514854
your what
No.514862
>>514859
I'm glad someone else remembers
those strange comics
I think they were rather nice but it's been a while
No.514863
File: I do.jpg (243.89 KB, 550x539, 50:49, I do.jpg)
No.514864
No.514865
I don't even make it on there.
That relieves me
No.514866
>>514865
Not to worry, you'll be on the next one.
No.514867
>>514861
my bad brother
Mistyped tp the wrong numbe
pls see
>>514858
>>514850
see
>>514854
>>514864
I could beleive that's the origin
rather well done but it has those weird round cheeks
>>514865
You're rather obtuse, arent you
No.514868
File: Ava28.png (300.92 KB, 537x399, 179:133, Ava28.png)
>>514858
uh, no
>>514863
idk, I can't remember anything about anyone
No.514869
No.514870
>>514869
Some questions shall forever go unanswered.
No.514871
No.514872
File: cycle.jpg (926.54 KB, 1249x1500, 1249:1500, cycle.jpg)
>>514868
I don't remember anything about you either if that makes you feel any better.
No.514874
Hola, mi llamo Loco.
I’m a 18 year old Spanish El Sabio (That is "intellectual" to your average gringo, peasant). I draw Penises and read books on my computer, and spend my days perfecting my lying and watching superior Homosexual pornography. (Cuckold, incest Fantasy, horsecock series)
I train with my mole every day, this superior birthmark can cut clean through sides because it is ridiculed over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other defect on earth. I earned my lying license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Irish fluently, both Northern and the Potato dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Irish history and their IRA code, which I follow 100%
When I get my British visa, I am moving to Bristol to attend a prestigious Homosexual School to learn more about their magnificent kamuu. I hope I can become an Professor for Bristol Homosexual University or a gay rentboy!
I own several Matador outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Bristol, so I can fit dicks in easier. I blow my elders and seniors and speak Irish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Bristol!
No.514875
I found out why Ioco likes Pearl so much.
She watches Steven in his sleep every night.
No.514876
>>514837
I am just being honest
No.514877
File: Ava152.png (142.25 KB, 321x415, 321:415, Ava152.png)
No.514878
No.514879
>>514869
testosterone maybe
>>514871
Never had a chance to read any, would you recomend?
No.514880
File: 84.jpg (176.65 KB, 556x728, 139:182, 8.jpg)
>>514874
I kind of want one of these now.
No.514881
oh great, now one of my favorite cereals is "gluten free"
fucking hypochondriacs
>>514807
just for the unhealthy stuff!
>>514810
impossibru
>>514814
oh yay
how nice of you
No.514882
>>514877
Except the sweetie belle fleshlight
that I'll never forget
No.514883
>>514880
I want one tooooo
Karp was working on a book or novella about me. It was kind of cute. haha
>>514881
Is your favorite cereal Struggle O's?
No.514884
>>514869
Angle =/= Angel silly
No.514885
gluten free treats are the bomb
like gluten free brownies, dat texture omg
No.514886
File: vdxOp.jpg (59.49 KB, 412x623, 412:623, vdxOp.jpg)
>>514876
Idk about you
I just Dk
>>514881
your cereal is making you into bloodchan
No.514887
>>514881
i love the gluten free meme because you can make any of those faggots shit themselves by saying
"what exactly is gluten"
only the very very few people actually allergic will know
No.514888
Gluten sensitivity is a myth
No.514889
>>514880
>>514883
Perhaps I could add you to the list. Everyone wants one >.<
No.514890
No.514892
File: Ava38.png (179.13 KB, 450x339, 150:113, Ava38.png)
No.514893
Voting on Scoots making one for fuji next
No.514894
>>514888
people with celiac are
No.514895
>>514883
wat
no
>>514886
in what way?
>>514887
a large study showed that a vast majority of people claiming to have gluten allergies either had none or had a wheat allergy
>>514888
see above
it's a real thing, but most people confuse it with wheat allergy supposedly
No.514896
>>514889
You know you want to make me one, man.
No.514897
File: Gll5A.jpg (38.76 KB, 720x479, 720:479, Gll5A.jpg)
>>514895
Bc is always going on about Gluten Free food
No.514898
Stop replying and make more faggot
No.514900
>>514899
FOLLOW YOUR BROTHER
>>514898
You are now my OTP
tell neru to pack his bags
No.514903
>>514873
Nothing to pet in here!
>>514884
>Angel silly
I know right~
No.514904
you are network tech support not a doctor grim
No.514905
Oh wow I'm in slovakia now
No.514906
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
No.514907
>>514904
Actually I am a teacher right now
No.514908
>>514879
i havent read much
but i recomend
No.514909
>>514905
Is internationazale muu.
No.514910
>>514904
you dont have to be a doctor to read a medical journal
No.514911
>>514902
WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD
No.514912
>>514881
yay yummy food ^ ^
No.514913
>TRY AND MAKE QR BIGGER
>POSTS KEN SAMA
LUKA WHY YOUR CSS A SHIT?!?!?!??!?!
No.514916
>>514915
your space cat is cute
No.514918
>>514910
butt you can not just skim through a journal and decide that something doesnot exist
bedtim
No.514919
>>514917
There is no line nigga
you mine already
No.514920
>>514916
It is, I like it.
No.514921
>>514918
sure you can
good night
No.514922
No.514923
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn.
Say if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend.
No.514925
>>514924
nan
toothbrush took longer than I thought
No.514927
>>514925
Longer than my showers
No.514928
No.514930
why doesnt my brain work?
>>514836
it sure looks like a bloody tentacle
No.514931
File: image.jpg (35.42 KB, 480x601, 480:601, image.jpg)
>>514897
ughh
that's lame
>>514912
*nibbles your arm*
mmm
No.514932
>>514931
tasty foods :3
flavourful~
No.514933
>>514923
As we get close, you whisper coco
I hold you in my arms and you say, Jambo
No.514934
No.514935
Fucking postal workers are the biggest waste of flesh.
No.514937
>>514935
Did they give you an attitude?
No.514938
xbox live rewards just sent me an email saying happy birthday
20 days early
with no reward
No.514939
>>514938
> MS for geniuses
No.514940
>>514938
That's microsoft for ya
Do you have an xb1?
No.514941
>>514935
Fucked up your dragon dildos?
No.514943
>>514937
>call in the am to see if it's there
>"Yup, come on down. It's right here"
>get there
>nah, I can't find it durrhurrhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
On my one day off, and my roommate even let me borrow his car to get the thing. Fucking bastards all of them.
>>514941
My stylus went missing in the matter of 4 hours, apparently.
No.514944
>>514939
>thank you for being wrong and giving me nothing
>>514940
naa, i got an original and a 360
>>514942
*huggles you*
No.514945
So who's gonna make the next thread?
No.514946
Howdy eeeeeeeeh, my name is Fuji-Sama.
I’m a 20 something year old American (USA! USA! USA! for you Yuropeens). I watch Anime and read doujins from Soto on my computer, and spend my days blowing my partner and oggling 2D and 3D women. (Their big tiddies, their curvy butts, their vaginas eeeeeeeeeeh)
I train with my Lewdpost every day, this superior style can cut clean through boners and horniness because the lewd folder is over nine thousand images, and is vastly superior to any other folder on earth. I earned my rage license two years ago, and I have been getting belligerent every day.
I speak Murrican fluently, both Canadian and the Cornhusker dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Weeaboo history and their shitposting code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Yuropeen visa, I am moving to Britain to attend a prestigious Lewd School to learn more about their magnificent lewdness. I hope I can lewd a Kamuu or a qt!
I own several strap-ons, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Yurope, so I can force 'em in easier. I ignore my elders and seniors and speak Yuropeen as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
No.514947
>>514944
add me on xbl baby
gt: Neziwi
No.514948
>>514943
Was it USPS or UPS?
No.514949
File: lion.png (508.4 KB, 573x720, 191:240, lion.png)
>>514943
>On my one day off, and my roommate even let me borrow his car to get the thing. Fucking bastards all of them.
That sucks.
>>514944
They are awesome!
No.514950
>>514946
Needs work.
>>514944
THATS WHY THEY FUCKED UP
BECAUSE YOURE NOT PAYING THEM ENOUGH
>>514945
I nominate you. We have 14 more images to go, though.
No.514951
>>514947
i never log on :x
you add me
erinsteph
i think
>>514949
>
thx i guess
you cost a lot
No.514952
No.514953
So why is Fuji into 2D tits anyway? Is she bi or some shit? Second guess would be envious that they are not formless blobs like her, and the third guess would be she is disillusioned into thinking they look like her.
No.514954
>>514950
I know. Hm. I will play around with it some. Its difficult because I don't know Fuji-nee-sama as well as others here do >.< comedy comes from familiarity.
Soon. Everyone will be Anime-sama
No.514955
>>514948
usps. Got 2 day tracked delivery, then it was "undeliverable as addressed" so now it's just sitting there (or not). Should've had the fuckin thing last week.
>>514949
That's basically all the cunt had to say about it after shuffling 3 pieces of paper looking for it.
No.514956
>>514946
This one feels like it lacks the loving craftsmanship of the others.
No.514957
File: 219.PNG.png (273.03 KB, 495x563, 495:563, 219.PNG)
>>514950
I think scoots want to do it more
>>514952
Like 250 images right?
Oh I wasn't asking if I could do it, just asking when.
No.514958
>>514955
Watch it be at the top of a pile of boxes in the back.
>>514956
see
>>514954
>>514954
All in due time. I will message you with more info once I am home. Be sure to remind me on steam with an offline message.
No.514959
Hurr durr, my name is Murrdurr.
I’m a 12 year old American Homo (So into dicks like a Homos). I watch gay porn in on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my wrist-action and watching superior Gay sex. (Twinks, Bareback, Black Cocks mostly)
I train with my dick every day, this superior meat is like steel because it has been fondled over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my masturbation license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 'murrican fluently, both Republican and the KKK dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about homosex history and their faggatron code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Homosex visa, I am moving to San Francisco to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an pornstar for Studio Helix or a gay designer!
I own several hot pants, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to SanFran, so I can fit in easier. I blow my elders and seniors and speak faggot as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in San Francisco!
No.514960
>>514957
We usually shoot for 300 images.
No.514961
No.514962
>>514957
Actually, I think it's
300 image or 400-500 replies
whichever comes first
>>514959
>>514959
>>514959
>>514959
>>514959
>>514959
>>514959
No.514963
File: srsbsnss.png (222.41 KB, 510x287, 510:287, srsbsnss.png)
>>514958
Don't even go there, girlfriend. I'm pissed off about it as it is. I just wanna listen to my music.
No.514964
Test. I, just need some time >.<
No.514965
>>514960
>>514961
>>514962
Well hey never saw something so agreed on.
Well thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
No.514966
>>514957
300 images has always been the standard
No.514967
>>514962
How does it feel knowing your brethren got gunned down in Texas this morning. Go back to your sand home Mohammed!
No.514968
>>514964
I believe in you.
No.514969
No.514970
>>514963
Gurrrrl, I know.
I remmeber the chassis of my computer being at the back of the UPS truck.
I fucking went INSIDE the truck and pulled it out myself after the niggress driving it told me it was on another truck.
Bitch. That's the last truck of the day, don't play games with me.
>>514965
We had a big discussion about it before
>>514967
uh…Allahu Ackbar?
No.514971
File: apathy.png (248.95 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, apathy.png)
>>514965
it's annoying having to change threads so often
they should just be cyclic like on mlpchan
No.514973
>When test-kun believes in you
No.514974
>>514972
What? I am just stating facts here. The mudslimes need to go
No.514975
>>514968
Do you believe in me?
No.514976
I nominate smiles as the next baker of the bread.
No.514977
Nobody believes in you
except Colby's third testicle
No.514978
>>514970
Laziness strikes again.
I think I'm getting all my shit 3rd party couriered from now on.
No.514979
File: 53.PNG.png (352.88 KB, 401x759, 401:759, 53.PNG)
>>514967
Oh I didn't know that
Thanks for keeping me in the loop, luka.
>>514971
Honestly I like having the thread switch consistently.
We still have the same OP since January 2 on MLPchan.
This way we can actually go back and link to something in threads long past, and everything just feels a bit fresher overall.
I dislike it when someone just puts "New" though
No.514980
>>514978
>I think I'm getting all my shit 3rd party couriered from now on.
3rd party couriers are just as shit here and you usually have to go far further to collect stuff from their depots.
I had one on Friday that could have arrived anytime between 7am and 9pm.
No.514982
Not even colbert believes, that is why he fucks around.
Damami = cuck.
No.514983
>>514975
What are you trying to do?
>>514974
He doesn't even strike me as a Muslim.
No.514984
>>514978
UPS/FedEx best shippers.
DHL for international.
No.514986
Like, Grim, aren't you Indian?
Regardless, are you even religious?
No.514987
No.514988
>>514980
Fuuuuuuck. Just another way white man is holding homie down.
No.514990
I get all my alcohol from FedEx
Amazons through UPS
and chinese goods from the USPS
No.514991
File: Chillax.jpg (796.22 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, Chillax.jpg)
>>514979
people will skip over it if it's just a bunch of links though
No.514992
>>514988
Couriers are the best.
No.514993
I don't think Murder knows the difference between Arabs and Indians.
No.514994
>>514989
Soooo
is that a no?
No.514996
>>514986
I am Indian.
I am Agnostic.
Murder's attempts to rile me up fall upon deaf ears.
He is not worth the attention.
Unless you're REALLY bored.
No.514997
No.514998
>>514943
what is a stylus?
You drinkan tonight i assume?
No.514999
>>514997
I CRUSH YOU WITH MY MUSCLES
No.515000
No.515001
File: 128.PNG.png (260.88 KB, 464x746, 232:373, 128.PNG)
No.515002
>>514999
you wanna play next round? it's just me and fooj right now
No.515003
CASPER YOU FUCK Y U NO TALK TO ME AND PETE?
No.515004
>>515001
you said you don't like it when people put new when they link a new thread
No.515005
>>514993
That remains to be seen. But just as important, not all Arabs are Muslim. That's another distinction to be made.
>>514997
A black eye… FOR THE EARTH
>>514996
Gotcha.
No.515006
File: 118.PNG.png (314.64 KB, 454x905, 454:905, 118.PNG)
>>514974
If I may ask, what are you political beliefs?
No.515007
>>514983
I think he is actually a curry, but from the people he was associating with, I think he might loosely follow islam or at least lie to people and tell them he does
No.515008
No.515009
How do i become a professional trip fag?
Is there a skype cirklejerk or what
No.515010
/pol/ time.
Abandon thread.
No.515011
File: 58.PNG.png (76.15 KB, 228x275, 228:275, 58.PNG)
>>515004
No no
I meant "New" in the new thread OP
Like if you're going to be the one to make the new thread, at least put something semi-original/interesting.
No.515012
No.515013
>>515006
That's a broad question.
>>515007
Hahahahahahaha
what
No.515014
>>514979
lol that linking ;)
No.515015
>>514923
What movie is that you keep posting with?
No.515016
>>515011
for what? we only need a new thread for circlejerking
No.515017
>>515009
No, just show dick in TC and you good
No.515018
>>515017
What's the tc again?
No.515019
No.515020
>>515013
I ended up playing league with people that knew grim irl and some of them were muslims and said grim was/is one. Again, he could be lying to make friends on the internet which is equally laughable
No.515022
No.515023
about 700 bucks tax refund due before midsommer
midsommer is 19 june, this better show up BEFORE midsommer!!
>>515018
Not sure one is up
No.515024
>>515015
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gattaca
It's a crazy good film about genetic modification eugenics etc. You can tell it's crazy good because it's about genetics and the name is made of the letters GATC.
No.515025
>>515015
Gattaca.
I made a folder for Loco but it ended up being mine.
No.515026
File: 387.PNG.png (208.78 KB, 506x464, 253:232, 387.PNG)
>>515013
It's meant to be.
I want him to explain it how he sees fit with as much detail as he sees fit without feeling constrained by the question itself.
>>515014
Well aren't I a fool. lol
>>515016
Well because at least you can try and introduce something worth talking about as a thread question.
It won't immediately interrupt the circlejerks.
No.515027
Sabrina will forever be best poster
No.515028
>>515026
You could but all we really need is a new thread
No.515029
>>515027
sabrina's never here. Smiles new best poster.
I'll jihad anyone who disagrees.
No.515030
>test pls, wait for casper
No.515031
No.515032
>>515026
*pat pat*
i like you
you are nice to have around here.
No.515033
>>515024
Thanks.
>>515025
I may have to check it out. the cinematography looks spectacular.
No.515034
>>515033
It's a fucking great movie.
No.515035
>>515020
Hmmmm
Strange information.
>>515027
BRIAN for best poster
No.515036
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>>515028
True, but I'm just saying, don't rush to be the next OP if you don't have something interesting to say.
>>515032
Well I just try not to be purposely inflammatory without being completely obvious my posts are made facetiously.
I've been posting long enough to understand I don't gain anything from being an "asshat" for lack of better terms.
No.515037
>>515036
You are the smart one, happy to have you.
I appreciate it.
No.515038
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>>515036
And I'm saying I need a new thread cause the old one is lagging and if no one else makes one they'll have to suffer with nothing interesting in the OP
No.515040
No.515041
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>>515037
Thank you, but I deserve no such compliments. lol
>>515038
If no one else will make one I'll take the initiative, but I don't want to step on toes.
No.515046
yo i'm happy for y'all
and i'mma let you finish
but Yotsuba was the greatest poster of all time
No.515054
>>515040
It's so early and I'm an League nao