No.516767[Last 50 Posts]
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No.516770
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Just in time for a new thread?
No.516771
>>516768 (Canary)
You know.
No.516772
I've so got this timing thing down.
No.516773
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>>516771
I have this month to figure the answer to that question.
No.516775
No.516777
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>>516768
Yeah, but in all fairness he took a multimonth hiatus. He needed to come back with something big.
No.516778
No.516780
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>>516777
We can only hope. I'm sure he's being pressured everyday.
No.516781
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eet is legitimkately betditm nena
No.516782
>>516773
you said you were.
No.516783
No.516785
ninininininininininininininini
No.516786
No.516788
>>516786
Pls save us, Scoots.
Save us by discontinuing your efforts to kill this thread.
I know it's you doing it.
This thread would be awesome if you weren't using evil mind powers on it.
>>516787
*pets*
No.516789
>>516787
Denied.
>>516788
Why? I enjoy the suffering it causes.
No.516790
>>516789
That's mean, Scoots.
How could you be mean to me?
No.516791
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>>516780
He's a shitlord that doesn't care. Everyone of his subscribers know this already.
No.516792
>>516788
Yes
>>516789
More like "yes", am I right?
No.516793
>>516790
I am just an evil Warlord hellbent on destruction. Both physical and emotional.
No.516794
Hoooome
Oh and Tsichi didn't talk about me in the previous thread
That's a phurst
No.516796
You are confusing yourself with me oi
No.516797
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>>516792
*pets some more*
>>516793
Don't make me overthrow you.
No.516798
repost
>>516757
woah sorry I was in game
is this copypasta or yours???
>we’re growing in numbers and in weight
holy fucking shit
>>516759
cute
No.516800
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>>516791
Wouldn't have it any other way.
No.516801
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>>516794
Blood-chan
Blood-chan
Blood-chan
Blood-chan
Blood-chan
Blood-chan
Blood-chan
No.516802
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No.516803
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>>516798
I got it off of a tumblr, and they were being completely serious.
>>516800
Agreed.
I just wish it could keep a schedule.
No.516804
>>516797
Why would you do that? Have you not enjoyed the pillaging, rape and gold brought as one of my esteemed vanguard?
No.516806
>>516803
Bless their souls.
No.516808
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No.516809
If you say no you're wron
No.516810
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>>516802
Dare I ask who's waifu?
>>516804
I'm fickle.
>>516808
Would you like more?
*continued petting*
No.516811
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how do gay men know which man's penis will open up to accept the other man's penis during intercourse?
No.516812
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No.516813
>>516811
There's a special ritual involved.
No.516814
>>516806
They certainly need it.
No.516817
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No.516818
>>516810
You will die, on a hillside in Etruria for your betrayal!
No.516819
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No.516820
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>>516816
We love culture, don't we?
>>516818
Good luck with that, m8.
>>516819
> missing Avery
> ever
No.516821
>>516819
I mean, he has a steam.
No.516822
My fucking allergies are killing me
hlep
No.516823
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>spoilered
this is informative information tho
>>516817
>>516820
it's good to expand your dong cultural horizons
No.516824
>>516809
Welcome to team 'yes'
>>516810
Yes.
No.516825
>>516822
you're allergic to nekos
No.516827
>>516823
I agree.
My dong requires more expanding
>>516824
Indeeeeeed.
No.516828
>>516825
B-But…
I don't wanna be!
No.516829
>>516817
Don't act like you don't know
No.516830
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>>516820
He was perfect in his aloofness.
>>516821
It's not the same.
No.516832
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No.516834
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>>516830
I still see him on a regular basis but don't really talk to him.
No.516835
>>516831
Well I'll find a cure!
No.516836
>>516827
would/have you ever fuck a urethra/be fucked in the urethra?
seems like crawling through hell for a half eaten cupcake, pain/reward wise
No.516837
>>516835
there isn't a cure
No.516838
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>>516833
I guess I saw him more as an actor on a stage than an actual poster with hopes, wants, desires, and feelings. In that sense, freklz worked for this place. Though if I considered him a human being, I'd say this place was unrewarding and wore on him.
>>516834
Likewise.
No.516839
>>516836
Hmmmmm. No. Doesn't appeal to me.
No.516840
>>516838
maybe he left cause of all the others who did and the only posters left were boring ones
No.516842
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No.516843
>>516839
kinda glad
that's scary kinky
No.516844
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>>516840
I can't blame him.
No.516846
>>516837
I'll deal with the allergies then, it's worth it!
No.516848
>>516841
Anything including Jolie is awkward.
>>516843
I'll stick to fucking asses, thx.
No.516849
how's your afternoon going, friends?
No.516850
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>>516848
yey ^^
>>516849
I'm very bored and my internet is very slow ( ._.)
you?
No.516851
No.516852
>>516849
Not too bad, it's been a bit of a boring day.
>>516850
Mhmmmmm~
No.516853
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>>516829
>>516823
Which one would be the sub in that situation?
No.516854
>>516851
well thank you ^^
No.516855
>>516850
I'm okay. was gonna go do stuff today but then my grandma was like "I need you to drive me somewhere today and also make lasagna again"
time for cooking soon .-.
oh well free rent and such
>>516852
/pets
No.516856
when you're not sure if the police sirens are coming from outside or gta5
it was outside
No.516857
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No.516858
>go to get a spare room key from the girl at the housing office
>she bends over the desk to write in a pretty revealing shirt
>oh god don't stare at the tits.jpg
:stopblog:
Anyhoo, what's up with you fags?
No.516859
>>516856
I live near an ambulance depot. I hear sirens all the time.
No.516860
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>>516853
um
woah
idk :s mind blowing
>>516855
seems you and your grandma help each other out a lot, it's really nice c:
No.516861
No.516863
>>516854
No, thhank you!
:3
No.516864
>>516858
>boob story
>proceeds to call us fags
lol, so much pent up testosterone in you rn
No.516865
>>516862
>More for grim or fuji.png
> not more for dotter.png
>
No.516866
>>516864
He'll be asking us if we lift next.
No.516867
>>516864
That was kinda the joke lol
>>516865
I thought you were straight gay tho
No.516870
>>516866
we'll get the gun show
>>516867
:3
have you ever fapped in an inappropriate place cause you were super horny and couldn't wait?
No.516871
>>516857
cute~
>>516858
you don't have to apologize for mentioning something interesting that happened briefly, with that :stopblog: stuff
I'm just busy staring at my hands wondering why they aren't on your butt
>>516859
annoying or no?
>>516860
my grandma is the sweetest lady
she rarely complains about anything, she's so nice
always helping people
No.516872
No.516873
>>516858
I had a similar problem at the chemist last time I was there.
No.516875
>>516870
>
>>516871
N-nou!
>>516874
Trounced you there, son.
No.516876
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>>516871
>annoying or no?
It's not too bad. I'm kind of used to it by now.
No.516878
if yo could pone a pone
which pone would you pone
No.516879
>>516875
I can see why you are single.
No.516880
>>516875
I can see why you are single.
No.516883
Incorrect image.
BEST NUNU NA
No.516885
>>516868
The highlight of my day so far, I think. Though, my day up to then consisted of waking up, showering and going to Psych class so that's not saying much
>>516869
Oh. Well then, it shall be renamed!
>>516870
Nope! I have fairly good self-control in that regard
>>516871
>interesting
Hardly, I just wanted an excuse to call you guys fags for the laffs. My first guess is that your hands are in Florida and my butt currently resides in California, but I could be wrong on that one. My butt tends to wander without letting me know.
>>516872
She actually lives below me, surprisingly enough. She's a music minor that knew I was the musician living upstairs
>>516873
It's so awkward, you try to sneak in glances and hope they don't happen to look up at the same time
No.516886
I INQUIREING YOU DELETE THAT IMAGE IMMEDIETLY
No.516887
No.516889
>>516878
Braeburn.
>>516879
>>516880
Someone's bitter~
>>516885
Splendid!
No.516891
>>516883
I preferred the first image.
No.516893
>>516885
You should say hi to her
and then socialize more with her until you become friends and then stuff will happen
No.516894
Uno, you should drink
Loooooots
No.516895
>>516885
She was writing my prescription shit down so the reason I was there was just below her tits. It was… distracting.
No.516896
I openly stare. They like the attention.
No.516897
>>516890
what are you
some sort of faggot
No.516898
>>516888
Ohai~
>>516892
> can't hold all this sour sauce
No.516899
>>516893
>these presumptions
obvious patriarchal cis white male. Rapist.
No.516900
i have slept and my brain is now functional again
No.516901
>>516889
:3
>>516890
Butts, then? Mine, maybe?
>>516893
I will if I see her! Though, the fact that I haven't seen her before now kinda points to her being busy/not very social
>>516895
I KNOW, RIGHT? It's like… I'm sorry, but I can't help looking in that general direction
No.516902
>>516894
But
but why
>>516897
Hah, unthinkable
No.516903
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>>516898
You are such a fukken arsehole.
No.516907
>>516885
I bet you stared.
It's fine, you didn't get caught.
I just had this pretty cute chick show me how to industrial cardboard baler.
>>516900
Going to go on with what you were doing before?
No.516908
>>516904
It's muuday already?
No.516909
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No.516910
Shit! I just remembered it's Spico de Mayo at work today and I work at a fucking Mexi joint.
LIFE WILL BE HELL TODAY, BOYS!
No.516911
>>516901
>have a shit day
>come home
>Clobs reminds me of the lady with nice tits
>suddenly feeling pretty okay
Is this the power of chesticles?
No.516912
>>516909
Just accept it.
It's not your fault that I'm so damn lovable.
No.516913
>>516899
wrong
>>516901
♥
yay
Ask if you can kan keep in contact with her somehow! ^ ^
maybe you two will be texting all night :P
No.516914
No.516915
>>516911
>get all pissy when I don't talk to you
>try to make conversation while you're here
>get ignored
.-.
No.516916
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>>516914
It's someone else's butt?
SHIT.
No.516917
>>516904
birthday muupix where
No.516918
>>516915
If I'm not directly linked I'm unlikely to reply. Sorry.
Have a nice weekend?
No.516919
>>516906
As deep as my memes are dank *tips fedora*
>>516907
Naaaaaaah, I didn't want to be rude. The fact that she lives right below me might make things awkward if I was blatantly staring lol
>>516911
Indeed it is. They are quite magical, really
>>516913
That's just a tiny bit out of my comfort zone tbh
>>516914
Shut up Soto, you don't know my life
No.516920
No.516921
No.516922
>>516917
What am I supposed to be posting?
>>516908
Yup!
No.516923
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Get fucked Loco, you reap what you sow.
>>516912
I am not so sure.
No.516924
>>516919
Totally should have.
It's a scientifically proven fact that staring at boobs is good for your health.
No.516926
>>516901
Perhaps~ perhaps~
>>516904
Why didn't you tell me it was Muuday sooner?
No.516927
>>516918
Nope, not making small talk if you're just gonna be a dick. I don't know why I try and be nice to you and I have better things to be doing.
/books
No.516928
>>516904
kawaii
>>516919
dont worry~ its easy, just think of it as another of your steam convo friends that you like messaging~
No.516930
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No.516931
No.516932
>>516926
Ohboy O-oh boy .///.
>>516928
Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh… I don't really message people on Steam out of the blue either, except for maybe Mami
No.516933
fucking 8chan
>>516907
eventually
>>516904
we have an 8chan /f/ you know, and its like the 4chan /f/ now
No.516934
>>516926
You're just supposed to know!
No.516935
>>516933
How fast is it?
Generally I'm fine with 4chan/f/ because I don't feel the need to post at all there.
>>516930
:33333
No.516936
>>516933
Procrastination best though.
No.516937
>>516932
and she will be interesting to ask about!
and then you can ask to hang out <3
No.516938
>>516934
Muu how old are you actually now
No.516939
>>516919
I can't help but wonder how it'd be to have a pair of my own.
No.516940
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>>516935
I'd drink with you if I didn't have work tomorrow.
No.516941
No.516942
>>516937
If I see her again before I graduate I'll think about it!
>>516939
I imagine it'd be incredibly distracting. How would you get anything done when you have tits to fiddle with 24/7?
No.516943
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>>516942
>I imagine it'd be incredibly distracting. How would you get anything done when you have tits to fiddle with 24/7?
Sounds like the comfy life.
No.516944
>>516942
she will be a new friend!
even though that stuff in your greentext lol
No.516945
>>516932
~~~
>>516934
Damn, I'd better work on that!
…is it today?
No.516946
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No.516947
>>516943
Fiddletits. You'd be living the fiddletits life.
>>516944
A new friend with nice tits is never a bad thing.
>>516945
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
No.516949
>>516942
Uhhhh… good point.
No.516950
>>516947
> not sure if ready for a life this awesum
No.516951
>>516935
well the things i uploaded the other day for fuji are gone
>>516936
im trying to cut down on it
No.516952
>>516947
~~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~~
No.516953
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Picky eaters are fucking terrible people.
>>516948
No.516954
No.516955
>>516952
~~~~
>>516953
What did fussy eaters ever do to you, huhhhhh?
No.516957
No.516960
Kind of tempted to find a picture of a guy fucking a tuna fish now.
No.516961
>>516947
and you will know her and be her friend :)
No.516962
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>>516958
Make sure it's honorrabu sudoku.
No.516963
>>516960
there's a webm of a guy fucking his friend with a fishes mouth
No.516964
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>>516954
FUCK YOU!!!
>>516955
Render my culinary talents debunk.
No.516966
isn't it weird that insurance companies make money when you don't use their services?
No.516967
>>516966
you pay for them tho
No.516968
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>>516963
I've probably seen it.
>>516964
> you
> culinary
> talents
No comment.
>>516965
I have every faith in your abilities.
No.516969
>>516967
fine, let me rephrase for you ninny
they are profitable when you don't use their services
No.516970
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No.516971
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No.516972
>>516969
other people use their services, you are one person
No.516973
>>516969
If they weren't, how would they pay people who needed to claim money from them?
No.516976
>>516969
It's profitable for you when you get in an accident or need to use their services whenever.
Also there's something for people who don't cause accidents, the thing reduces a lot to like 70% here after so many years.
No.516977
No.516978
Kanra will give me attention.
He has to.
I know he will.
No.516979
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>>516974
What. Butts are where it's at.
No.516980
How can the Coca Cola Company be profitable if i didn't buy coke today?
No.516981
>>516979
Your opinion is sub-par.
No.516982
>>516980
It can't.
They'll be posting record losses tomorrow.
No.516983
>>516982
My thesis was correct then!
No.516984
Kinda wanna into Amy's butt
No.516985
No.516986
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>>516983
It's all your fault that I can't buy any more Diet Coke!
No.516988
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>>516978
Here. You attention slut.
>>516981
Every female has breasts, but to have a nice, shapely posterior is a feat beyond compare.
No.516989
>>516986
pepsi will be pleased tho
No.516990
>>516987
Well I don't wanna seem desperate, do I?
No.516991
>>516988
I'll put it away for a rainy day.
To the rest of you, have a good day.
I am off to the busiest day of work this year.
No.516992
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>>516989
They will until you boycott them too.
No.516993
No.516995
lmao Ikt likes cars
what a faggot
No.516996
>>516988
Nice boobs are aesthetically superior to a nice bum.
>>516990
Hm, that's a good point. Okay, I'll let you off.
How's it going today?
No.516997
File: Luna0858.png (1.89 MB, 984x1362, 164:227, Luna0858.png)

CAPITALISM IS AN EVIL MONOLITHIC MACHINE THAT NEEDS TO BE BROKEN
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
No.516998
>>516996
How about you get me off?
:^)))
Pretty good, wanna go out for a run because it's beautiful but my fucking allergies are killing me
No.516999
>>516996
But not superior to a tummy.
No.517000
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>>516999
> not having all three to enjoy on one person
No.517002
>>516998
Why would anybody want to go outside?
>>516999
Yeah, a nice tummy is a pretty great thing.
No.517003
No.517004
>>517002
Cause it's a beautiful day out, duh
No.517005
No.517007
No.517008
>>517005
That's kinda gay, man.
No.517009
>>517004
That's a fucking stupid reason.
No.517011
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No.517012
>>517006
who dis
what happenings
>>517009
But why!
;_;
No.517013
Damami gets replies
Fucking Damami.
No.517014
>>517011
I just want in on the gay gravy train, Scoots.
No.517015
>>517013
I asked how your weekend was and you stormed off.
No.517016
>>517013
You always disappear for some reason.
I always assumed you didn't want to talk to me or you went to read a book.
No.517017
>>517015
because I don't like being ignored.
No.517018
Its funny cause qt's fat as fuck
No.517019
>>517017
I didn't have a reply and wasn't directly linked. If I knew you were such a girl I'd have said something.
No.517020
>>517016
It's both. Great writers tend to restore my faith in human intelligence, whereas you do the opposite. Thus, the more I talk to you, the more I want to stop talking to you and go read a book.
No.517022
>>517013
Only because I decided I'd want to reply to someting and the reply was possibly suitable and something did I mention tritium
No.517023
>>517021
Why say your celebrating your own birthday.
no shit.
>>517020
Why do I always compliment you when all I do is get insulted.
No.517024
>>517019
I don't mind not talking, but you act pissed off when I go to study for a test. Then I try and be nice and you go full hypocrite and ignore me. I don't understand how you expect to be taken seriously when you're clearly full of shit.
No.517025
No.517026
>>517022
Tritium is pretty legit for iron sights.
No.517027
>>517023
Because Jack needs consideration too!
>>517026
Yeah
I can see it being quite useful for that
No.517028
>>517025
Mean.
Also how was the test, it was today right?
No.517029
>>517024
When the fuck was I acting pissed off?
No.517030
>>517028
I failed because I try to be a nice person.
>>517029
Literally yesterday.
No.517031
Fuck you Damami, you worthless piece of shit
No.517032
>>517030
What does that relate to the test?
No.517033
File: 2164215.jpg (247.86 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 216421.jpg)

No.517034
>>517032
I stayed talking to you and only studied half the subject. The test was about the other half.
No.517035
>>517030
I'm not gonna be all bubbles and hugs when I'm having a shit day, dude.
No.517036
>>517035
Right, and what about all the "hurrdurr I pissed off loco ;___;" shit? You're just redefining the rules as you go along.
No.517037
>>517034
Oh..
Well now I just feel bad for talking to you.
No.517038
>>517036
I only recall saying "I blew it."
No.517039
No.517040
File: Luna0040.png (231.54 KB, 1120x1805, 224:361, Luna0040.png)

>>517014
They all do. But there are limited seats.
No.517042
File: Luna0651.png (125.81 KB, 499x584, 499:584, Luna0651.png)

STOP THE LOCOMOTOR DISINFO!!!
SAVE THE REPUBLIC
No.517043
>>517040
I think you'll find I reserved a ticket.
No.517044
>>517038
Before that.
But whatever. The obvious solution is to pay no regard to what you feel and to do what I like. Which is what I'll be doing from here on out.
Enjoy.
No.517045
Have at you!
>>517043
In economy class?
No.517047
No.517049
No.517050
sometimes i type posts out and decide not to posts them, because they are mean or some shit like it didn't translate.
and sometimes i just forget to reply. But mostly i choose not to tell the tale, wich is a good tale.
No.517051
>>517048
Psssst *slips an envelope into your pocket* free upgrade to first… don't tell anyone.
No.517053
File: oh no.jpg (35.37 KB, 315x212, 315:212, oh no.jpg)

I wish for Casper's tales
No.517055
>>517039
>>517047
Are you being held captive?
Where do we send the SEAL team six?
>>517050
You had my interest, but now you've got my attention.
>>517053
Karpls.
No.517056
File: 827.jpg (176.65 KB, 556x728, 139:182, 8.jpg)

>>517054
Dax had it coming.
No.517057
No.517058
File: images5.jpg (9.13 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images.jpg)

>>517053
D E A D
M E N
T E L L
N O
T A L E S
No.517059
Protip karp, CASPER TELLS ME STORIES EVERYNIGHT IN SKYPE.
No.517060
>>517055
joke has been completed, tie to smoke
No.517062
File: cryyyy.png (761 KB, 1180x705, 236:141, cryyyy.png)

>>517059
> tfw I'll never be this special
No.517063
File: Luna0159.jpg (295.6 KB, 2555x2040, 511:408, Luna0159.jpg)

>>517061
..And this is how you seduced Pete, you vicious little bastard.
No.517064
Loco is not about to disembowel me.
No.517065
>>517064
I'm currently dispatching assistance.
No.517066
Disregard that I am a big silly. I will henceforth continue saying nice things about loco and I am not being threatened with a banana knife against my belly
cheers,
-Totally Anon
No.517067
>>517066
I am glad.
I know that Loco would never mean anyone harm.
No.517068
>>516972
you're dumb
>>516973
I know, I'm just saying that it's a weird concept
god fucking damn it why are you people making this more complicated of a statement than it needed to be
I didn't wanna write a fucking essay about it
/endrant
No.517069
>Nezi
>calling anyone else dumb
Shiggy Shiggy
No.517070
>>516980
because unlike fucking coke you pay the insurance company every month for services that you don't use normally, it's a completely different concept you nincompoop
No.517071
>>517068
But, Nezi, this is what I do.
No.517072
No.517073
No.517074
>>517068
it's not weird tho!
No.517075
Lenko I can carry you bridal style irl
No.517076
>>517075
Over all the thresholds?
No.517077
No.517078
TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL!
No.517079
>>517072
I mean that's the next step after this if nobody wants to understand the simple statement I made
>>517074
I find it interesting/weird
2 bad 4 u
No.517081
No.517082
File: epaog8.png (329.08 KB, 845x576, 845:576, epaog.png)

No.517083
No.517084
>>517082
>>517083
This goes far beyond weightlifting
No.517085
No.517086
>>517081
I was just exaggerating about the essay thing, but fine I'm wrong
No.517087
>>517080
>those people in the background
No.517088
File: IMG181.jpg (318.63 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, IMG181.jpg)

>Me and Lenko weight the same
Actually 10 pounds less, but still
No.517089
>>517084
I hope you're able to lift them all the way to your bed~
No.517090
File: asd9.jpg (45.17 KB, 848x480, 53:30, asd.jpg)

Man where the fuck is TP when you need him
No.517093
>>517090
Whatever could you use TP for, carwashes?
No.517094
>Converse as lifting footwear
Fucking hells bells.
No.517095
>>517092
>ethanol gym.jpg
>gym
>planet fatness
HA
No.517096
>>517093
I HAVE NOONE TO TALK TO ABOUT HOCKEY
IT'S FUCKING FRUSTRATING CONSIDERING HOW HAPPY I AM
No.517097
>>517094
>not squatting in chuck taylors
No.517098
>>517097
>Feels like I'm Wearing nothing at all.
>Nothing at all.
No.517099
>>517096
Whoever it is your're talkin bout will get taken care of in fast order by the hawks, yo
No.517101
>>517099
Red Wings all the way motherfucker rangers close second
But right now it's all about the world cup yo
No.517102
No.517103
>>517096
I can't really into sports at all
There are lots of canadians about though if you mean ice hockey rather than hockey
No.517104
>>517103
>Luka
>Eva
>Kanra
Yeah I think not..
No.517105
lmao Muu can't into sports
No.517106
>When the TV show has a epic cringe scene, but you gotta power through it.
No.517107
>>517100
WELCOME TO PLANET FITNESS TODAY IS PIZZA THURSDAY
TOMORROW IS ICE CREAM DAY
ENJOY YOUR "WORKOUT"
No.517108
No.517109
>>517108
You watch hockey?
No.517110
No.517111
>>517109
nope
but i heard the canucks are gone forever now? since they lost?
No.517113
>>517080
did you fuck her?
No.517114
>>517111
Sort of
Kind of
I'm not entirely sure but at least until the next season yeah
But I'm more interested in the world cup now and canada is still bulldozering other teams atm
No.517115
>>517114
yay canada is cool
No.517116
>Canada is cool
Terrible joke.
No.517118
>>517114
Only heard we rekt Norway 5-0, haven't really paid any attention otherwise.
No.517120
>>517119
are they the blue or white? ._.
No.517121
>>517118
Is Neru sleeping? I think Neru's sleeping..
Norway sucks donkey balls and is our next dinner
No.517122
No.517123
>>517120
Canucks are white/green
No.517124
No.517126
>>517121
No idea at all.
Odd that we kicked their ass even when missing Selänne.
No.517127
This sounds like an 'icy regions world cup' that a boringly mild place like England would never be able to be involved with..
I wish it was cooler over here
No.517129
>>517127
>because it is impossible to maintain an ice rink here.
No.517130
>>517126
that gif is fin crowd after fin score right?
No.517132
>>517127
ice rinks are indoors lol
No.517133
>>517129
>>517132
Let's say we have a sport that would take place in a desert and on sand.
If the sahara desert was a country, they'd have a much better chance at winning simple because their whole fucking country is suited for their sport.
No.517134
>>517130
Highly likely.
He's got beer, he couldn't be happier with his life.
No.517135
>>517133
our whole country isn't flat ice perfect for skating. Are you saying we have an edge because we're used to cold weather and don't freeze as easily?
No.517136
>>517133
I think we'd have a fair chance, considering how good we're doing in rally racing and formula one.
No.517137
>>517135
Why do you see plenty of tall african blacks doing basketball, football and running and the like but not doing icy sports?
Okay, maybe they do actually do it and I'm wrong, but that's just because I know nothing of sports. I'm pretty sure that being in a colder climate would mean the people of the country would be more susceptible to practicing the sport.
No.517138
File: brs02.jpg (80.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, brs02.jpg)

>>517126
It's not much of an achievement really
I don't think they won a single game so far
Hue
We're looking at them as out last break before the shit hits the fan US, Russia
No.517139
>squash is better at playing squash because his name is squash
>this is what muu actually believes
No.517140
Muu you are fucking stupid.
No.517141
>>517137
yeah but you can run easily, we aren't born with skates, it's somethign you have to pick up.
And skating makes you warm, frezing in ingdoors rink is least of concerns
No.517142
>>517138
Pretty odd though, but then again there's always better countries like Slovakia, USA, Russia, Sweden etc.
Kind of feel like following hockey again now.
No.517143
>>517142
Please do
I feel so lonely..
Neru doesn't even into Hockey
TP is all about NHL
Grim is all about fucking box
Wish is kill
No.517144
>>517142
I recognize that face from a trap comic, SD. Do you have the name?
No.517145
And we'll be meeting soon too
No.517146
>>517143
I'll see what I can do, a bit busy with work.
At least it's not KHL.
>>517144
No idea at all, I were going through /b/ and people were posting reaction images from different comics they were dumping.
Pretty great shit, though.
No.517147
>>517141
People who live in icy conditions normally are more likely to pick up an icy sport whereas people who have lived for a longer time as hunters chasing after animals may fit better into a running sport
I, personally, really like cold temperates. The rest of the country however is used to very mild weather as you get in England and is used to just watching football or snooker or rugby or whatever
I guess if you have a national sport that helps too..
Chinese ping pong championships anyone?
No.517148
File: 1LY4IAm.jpg (197.59 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1LY4IAm.jpg)

Fish Toaster are you around?
No.517150
>>517147
so since chineese have small dicks they know how to handle small balls, therefor ping pong by your logic?
No.517151
File: Nadeko08.jpg (306.29 KB, 596x842, 298:421, Nadeko08.jpg)

No.517152
ha, my cousin is wearing a Sword Art Online shirt with a kingdom hearts key necklace
No.517153
>>517146
you're kidding right? pretty sure I was in that fucking thread. I found the comic originally through the same type of topic
No.517154
>>517149
Precisely.
>>517153
Did the guys have trouble getting all parts because nobody had an account for the site?
If so, it was the same thread.
Also saved that "Fuck you guys, I'm in space." reaction image.
No.517155
No.517156
>>517150
Chinese are really into ping pong or osmething I hear.
So naturally with their large population an it being what I think is a national sport they're likely to win a world event.
No.517157
File: Fries.jpg (247.51 KB, 1784x1744, 223:218, Fries.jpg)

>>517152
You should probably tell them to stop if you don't want them to end up like you
No.517159
>>517155
also I believe the word you're looking for is "NEET" :^)
No.517160
File: pgepogj.png (391.42 KB, 694x720, 347:360, pgepogj.png)

>>517157
Just no-one could be that awesome.
or that other word beginning with a.
No.517162
File: Huh9.jpg (47.81 KB, 300x289, 300:289, Huh.jpg)

Random and all, but I was just thinking as I read through this bread. If you can win a peace prize for being not white and being voted in as President of the US, does that mean in some crazy alternate universe, if Hitler somehow was voted in as President of the US, ignoring the rules that you have to be from the US or whatever.
Would they give him a peace prize for being Austrian and still winning? Cause it doesn't seem like they care what you do before or after being voted in, you just seem to win peace prizes anyway because you aren't the norm.
No.517164
>>517162
Nah, in the wacky alternate universe, the Nazis would be ruling Norway still and would dictate who gets the Nobel prizes.
No.517165
>>517162
Eva, I can't understand things like these when it's this late here.
No.517166
>>517162
Certainly being out of the norm places you in a favourable position.
It makes people think you're 'fighting against the odds' and when you win that you've made a breakthrough.
If Hitler was to get in the real surprise would that he would have overcome the prejudice against him. Whether it's deserved or not, Hitler has a big reputation about him.
No.517167
There seems to be something human with the love for a turnabout or the underdog suddenly overcoming the overdog.
Is it overthrowing the norm, that which is in power and continues to keep that power or is it simply the thrill of a difficult challenge being overcome deservedly through unexpected force and tactics?
No.517168
I have spent so many days in LA with my brother during this trip.
No.517169
>>517168
tell him i said hi
No.517170
Also did our namesync plans kick off, or are these some old fellows in /b/?
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/614017668
No.517171
>>517164
So, basically the same as now just the Nazis have control instead of the US? I'm still trying to find out why Obama has one, especially since he's started a lot of shit.
Like a lot more than even the ever so hated Bush, at least Bush only wanted to fuck up one area.
I honestly never even imagined we'd get to a point when Bush could be defended in anyway.
>>517165
It's best not to understand, just know that peace prizes have zero to do with peace now.
>>517166
The problem with this is 'fighting against the odds' sorta starts to eat away the 'peace' part before it even begins.
It's less of an issue than the fact that the two people we are talking about have started quite a bit of shit, the one biggest difference being that Hitler had some fucked up torture/murder ca- Oh wait, the US has Gitmo.
Nevermind.
So all that is different is the kill count.
No.517172
>>517169
I will do no such thing.
No.517173
>>517168
Are you back?
I feel like tobey maguire is actually going to just lose his mind if we don't have a call soon.
No.517174
>>517172
tell him he doesn't have to pay me back
No.517175
Come on now, Obama isn't the best, in no regard.
And I love defending bush because he is a fucking memelord, but at least Obama can speak competently in conferences.
No.517176
>>517173
I am not back. I am just waiting for my friend to get home from work. Didn't go to LA today because the museums I wanna go to are closed. I'll be gone again tomorrow until late tomorrow night and probably again on Thursday. I leave Friday morning.
>>517174
He doesn't owe anybody but the government money.
No.517177
>>517171
Probably.
How're you today?
>>517175
Thanks, Obongo.
No.517178
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>517176
Here's that link.
No.517179
File: wat7.png (262.62 KB, 331x479, 331:479, wat.png)

>>517175
All I can think of when thinking of what Obama has managed is that he's fucked international relations for the US harder than most and he seems to think it's his job to police every country in existence.
Even if 'policing' a country like Syria creates the very psychotic rebel group that the US handed weapons and training endlessly because Obama thought Syria isn't allowed to kill their people.
At least not with possible use of gas which there still is little evidence to prove said government committed the act, but screw evidence because Obama no need evidence. He is God of Peace, now lets all spend our time arming criminal esque rebel groups.
>>517177
I'm doing well, little sickish but fine otherwise~
You?
No.517181
>>517179
Hope you get better soon.
I feel like making something to eat, considering that I napped over the day again after work.
No.517182
>>517180
The missing one.
Do you like it?
No.517183
Whoa, I didn't even think about it.
We should arm all the rioters in Baltimore.
Clearly they are rebels and their government considers them being slaughtered for no reason not a crime.
We should help them out.
>>517181
Yeah, food is good for you.
Feeling less tired than the past few nights?
No.517184
>>517182
I'm listening to Townes van Zandt right now. My head hurts.
No.517186
>>517184
Mine too.
I've been taking three of my pills a day for a few days now.
No.517188
>>517186
Why the sudden meth ramp up?
No.517191
>>517188
I dunno.
I only have a few days of school left.
I just like how it feels ,
to be really tired but physically unable to sleep.
No.517198
>>517170
>reaction face thread
no