No.520272
>>520271
earth continents move all the tim and stuffs it would just take a wihle
No.520273
>>520272
make it go fast pls!
No.520274
No.520275
No.520276
No.520277
Also
>other people need hats too
Best laugh of the day so far, thanks Neru
No.520278
UKIP vows to defend Britain's Christians in new election platform
No.520279
>>520278
Christians around the world definitely need protection from the rampant oppression they face
No.520280
>>520279
The UKIP Platform resembles that of Tea Party Republicans in the U.S. According to the BBC, the party wants to end "mass uncontrolled immigration" and limit future immigrants to those who can "clearly be shown to benefit the British people as a whole and our economy." On taxes, education, health care, energy and even social issues, the policies of UKIP and conservative Republicans are nearly interchangeable.
~ http://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-201405281430--tms--cthomastq--b-a20140529-20140529-column.html
No.520281
>>520278
Another reason not to vote for them.
No.520282
>>520280
Yes, I've studied the UK's politics a bit and am aware of UKIP's general platform
No.520283
>>520269
more votes overall means they will gain a greater presence in british politics overall, you need to think big
No.520284
>>520281
Why? What's wrong with Christians?
No.520286
>>520284
it's not christians
that's basically saying "we hate pakis"
No.520287
No.520288
>>520286
What's there to like about Pakis?
No.520289
>>520287
Kind of akin to a libertarian switching his vote to Republican
No.520290
>>520288
They're not Jews?
No.520291
>>520288
they make good kebabs
No.520292
File: ty lee.gif (456.27 KB, 319x240, 319:240, ty lee.gif)
If escape Obama's Jade Helm death camps, can I stay with one of you until I get back on my feet? What's the policy on refugees around here?
No.520293
>>520292
They're accepted, but they pay for their stay in sexual favors.
No.520294
>>520284
They need no defending.
No.520295
>>520290
>>520291
AB mit der jüdischen SCOURGE !
No.520296
>>520292
swim across the atlantic and stay with me
you can do it if you believe
No.520297
So I just started a new reading plan, so I'm going to hopefully reread the entire bible again within the next 6 months - 1 year.
#blog
No.520298
>>520292
Nah dawg. the FEMA camps will be run by Fugate, the Fema admin.
https://youtu.be/VC6G4spjQ7w?t=149
No.520300
>>520297
Ooh, I've read that book before! You're gonna love the ending.
No.520301
Spoiler: Jesus dies
Kind of.
No.520302
>>520297
that's what, 5-8 pages a day for a 1000 page book?
are you reading other stuff on the side? please be reading other stuff on the side.
No.520303
>>520301
SSSSSSHHHHHHHH! Don't spoil the big plot twist!
No.520304
I just voted conservatives
I mean they're the only people who were going to win around here anyway
No.520305
>>520301
YOU'VE RUINED IT NOW!
I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO START READING IT NOW!
Thank you.
No.520306
>>520301
did the bible steal the formula used in Harry Potter
No.520307
>>520304
They'll win here too, but I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of adding to their illogical majority.
No.520308
>>520304
BOOOOO
People doing that is how they win
>>520306
Yeah. I mean come on Prophets, come up with some original content for once
No.520309
>>520300
Is there rainbows involved?
>>520302
Well 5-8 pages a day isn't bad at all.
Yes I normally enjoy assorted poetry on a daily, but I'm currently looking for a novel to read.
No.520310
>>520303
>>520305
To be honest though the Bible was a good read if you don't take religion seriously.
Most of the stories were pretty cool.
No.520311
>>520309
Well it involves rain… but less of the water variety and more… firey
No.520312
Apparently I have a "drinking problem".
Sup y'all.
No.520313
>>520307
I mean they're kind of the poshest bastards aren't they?
>>520308
And because I didn't like the other parties
Labour is Labour
UKIP is UKIP
Green party needs to wake up
Liberals are maybe okay but I only gave them one of three votes
No.520314
>>520309
Well it involves rain… but less of the water variety and more… fiery
No.520315
>>520309
The farthest I've ventured into poetry is Homer and flicking through Sylvia Plath/Ted Hughes looking for husband/wife literary cross-thingies.
What sort of novel are you looking for?
No.520316
GOD DAMN IT 8CHAN
>>520310
Indeed. Revelations was always my favorite book, the imagery is neat
>>520313
Become a commie like Scoots
No.520317
>>520308
The problem is that if you're in a safe seat in the UK, they'll pretty much not change hands unless the current person in charge seriously fucks up.
It's a stupid system that's supposed to prevent hung parliaments. Yeah, right.
No.520319
>>520312
Such a thing could not possibly be true.
No.520320
>Become a commie like Scoot
Its, like, the ONLY solution..
No.520321
fish toaster come on thread nao or I'mma get you pre-banned by hot wheels.
No.520322
>>520317
Same here in America. Though your system is a LITTLE better in that regard, on the whole
>>520318
There's a good payoff past that, but I won't spoil the big reveal
No.520323
File: 228.PNG.png (298.2 KB, 345x901, 345:901, 228.PNG)
>>520315
Don't know
Like nothing has actually sparked my interest in recent times.
No.520324
>>520297
you saw the plan i started
No.520326
>>520319
Glad I am not the only one thinking that.
>Did you vote today?
No.520327
>>520320
Labour: Enjoy the fruit of our hard labour.
Tory: Enjoy the fruit of labour's hard labour.
No.520329
>>520322
Not by much. I'm in a safe Con seat and my vote against is pretty much worthless as a result.
No.520330
File: yui7.png (96.25 KB, 620x343, 620:343, yui7.png)
Hello. You are a male. I am a male.
Together, we are men.
Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
No.520331
>>520324
Temptations lol
>>520322
Lovely indeed
I'm super happy about reading it then
No.520332
>>520326
Yeah, I went out and voted after I got back from work.
No.520333
>>520292
I honestly want to shoot Greg Abbott because of his absolutely retarded paranoia about Walmart and martial law.
No.520334
>>520323
uhh well
Try something outside your comfort zone. what do you normally read?
No.520335
>>520331
which ironically came knocking not long after i started the plan.. in the form of a text
No.520336
>>520332
Good, good. I also excercised my democratic right.
No.520338
>>520316
I would if I was working class with drinking problems.
No.520339
>>520329
Yeah, at the local level that's near identical. I think you guys are a bit better at a national level though.
>>520331
I'm sure you will
No.520340
>>520335
Well it's a good thing you started reading then.
No.520342
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>lexi posting
oh shit
>>520328
hi
No.520343
>>520340
I want to change my number really but the convenience of having had this one for years always stops me
No.520344
I remember the pop out picture book kid's version of the bible I got from my grandparents.
That truly was the best version.
No.520345
No.520347
>>520341
Darn tooting.
I hope UKIP don't get a haul. It would further udnermine my faith in Albion.
No.520348
>>520334
Honestly I just read whatever falls into my lap
Some political satires, a couple of those self improvement pieces by Joel Osteen and the likes, and things dealing with historical events.
I've never been the person where I had a normal "type".
>>520343
Well you should go ahead and change it anyway
I change my number all the time
No.520349
File: yui8.jpg (80.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, yui8.jpg)
No.520350
>>520346
It even had those little tabs you could pull on to animate the pop outs.
The one I remember was the parting of the Reed Sea.
It was totally better that way.
No.520351
A Lexi?
In my Anime thread?
No.520353
>>520348
well i have a burner now..
but vodka Lexi gave my main one away too much before…
No.520354
>>520348
>Joel Osteen
All he is is a profiteer off Jesus and making millions and millions from old people who thinking their money is going for spreading "god's word" and not just lining his pockets.
Televangelists truly are the most disgusting form of religion.
No.520355
>>520339
Promise??
>>520353
Oh good you finally took my advice!
Just block everyone from your main one and switch over to the other; after a while go ahead and change your number since no one will even try bothering you on that one.
No.520356
>>520352
A Witch?
>gibes a christian hug
No.520357
No.520359
>>520347
The one benefit of first past the post will be that they're unlikely to gain much traction.
The only problem will be if they get into a coalition - but if the experience with the Lib Dems mean anything, they'll probably be pretty powerless.
No.520360
>>520355
I give you my word.
No.520362
>>520358
I'd make a print of this if I knew half the people in it
No.520363
>>520358
The second Prime was almost as good as the first.
It's a real shame the third completely pissed all over them.
No.520365
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>>520356
That doesn't work on me, silly~
No.520366
Is that Blood-chan's new persona?
No.520367
>>520362
OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR MY COPY FOR AGES 'CAUSE I WANTED TO ADD TO IT
FUCK
No.520368
>>520364
>>520365
in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
No.520369
>>520366
Yeah, check the previous thread
>>520368
Lol I can't read Spanish. Anyway what did you do today?
No.520370
>>520367
Do an Aneki versio/add aneki to it?
No.520371
No.520372
>>520369
>Latin.
Voted. Wasted the day on gaems. You?
No.520374
>>520370
>>520371
I don't know many people I would add at this point.
I might just do a new one altogether. Keep it to just a handful. I don't have time for big things anymore.
No.520375
>>520372
Wasted my day on school… What party are you in?
No.520376
>decide im going to make spaghetti bolognese
>chop everything up
>get that shit on the go
>realise ive forgot the onion
fuck
No.520379
>>520376
Who did you vote for?
No.520380
>>520374
a new cuter one! ♥
No.520381
>>520374
Aw shame. Well. Okies :)
>>520375
Eh I voted Green because I still can't forgive Labour.
No.520382
>>520377
je t'aime
je voudrais faire l'amour avec toi sour ceci table
embrasse-moi!
No.520383
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No.520384
No.520385
leaving the top down on my car tho in eye shot of my window always makes me nervous of my GPS and stereo and stuff..
>>520355
i suppose i should of took it sooner
well having 2 phones in purse now is a slight inconvenience
No.520386
>>520380
Most of you aren't cute though.
No.520387
No.520388
>>520354
Well I don't know much about him, but if what you say is true then I agree.
>>520360
What a powerful notion
>>520385
You'll get used to it.
No.520389
>>520381
I never heard of the Green party, I'll have to Google that later…
Just make sure you're not living off the government like Tsuchi
>>520382
I really don't know Spanish..
>>520384
Explain that shit
No.520390
>>520389
i want to see the rise of the far right in europe
No.520391
>>520389
I am a hard working, tax paying, member of society.
I can't wait for the new coalition to rape my arse tomorrow.
No.520392
>>520388
The largest church in America is that god awful monstrosity outside Houston he has.
It's just disgusting how rich he and that guy from Brazil have got off religion only to line their own pockets off gullible people.
No.520393
>>520389
mais
mais ne pouve exprese mes sentiments en anglais
ma cherie! ma cherie, ceci amour cest une foullie! je vais me suicider!
No.520394
>>520390
Beautiful
>>520391
…make sure you wear lube…
Tell me about this Green party x.x
>>520393
Why bother learning a dead language?
No.520395
No.520396
>>520394
mon amour n'est pas mort.
No.520397
No.520398
>>520395
I wish America would lean to the right already, I took a 12 hour train ride to my sister's house and all I saw was shit. America has fallen. It's time for a right wing takeover
>>520396
Ugh speak English you cunt
No.520399
>>520394
Whats to say, they lefty and believe heavily in enviromentalism. To be fair its largely akin to my political idealog. I only would have voted labour as they are a huge workingclass movement… well thats what it says on the tin. But I know that since '97 the've changed and pandered to a new elite. Simply to keep power. there is little to seperate them from libdems and cons.
No.520400
>>520398
I'm saying I love you.
No.520401
>>520392
After doing some research on him, he does seem to be a false prophet as the scripture warns.
Hopefully more people see him for what he is and leaves him to his own vices.
There are good well meaning Christians though that are well known, if I'm correct, Rich Warren is a good example of that.
No.520402
>>520398
nah, what you really need is a middle-ground government, but to do that you need a left and right wing that see each other as a legitimate threat and are to pre-occupied with each other to bother pandering too much to extremists.
No.520404
>>520401
I'm not saying there aren't decent ones but the vast majority of televangelists are just the type getting rich off poor, old ladies that donate money out of a belief that it's money that'll go to the equivalent of the Catholic Church's outreach and social programs instead of just going to some rich asshole.
No.520405
>>520403
*hug*
you can do it! ^ ^
No.520406
>>520399
Your party sounds like poop, you should be more like qt
>>520400
Dafuq do you love me for?
>>520402
Hell no, we need to stop giving liberals power. It's been 24 years of a growing separation between the rich and poor, and a huge racial divide
No.520407
>>520406
for reflecting my own desperation back at me and making me feel like someone who's wanted.
No.520408
>>520406
No. Because unlike you I am not a 5 year old freak. Don't worry kiddo. When you experience life you'll understand.
No.520409
>>520404
And those people will be punished by the very Lord they claim to follow.
That's all that can be said - anymore and I would find myself taking a much more judging rule than I should.
No.520410
Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven… Because boy they fat.
No.520413
>>520407
Everyone is wanted, you just have to figure out what your want to be used for.
I want to use you as a hired gun, but I don't think you want that
>>520408
This is why I want to punch your fucking face in
I wish Reagan was still alive
No.520414
>>520409
I just find it all together abhorrent. And they're even government sanctioned since "religious" institutions have tax exempt status.
No.520415
File: 684.PNG.png (83.96 KB, 237x436, 237:436, 684.PNG)
>>520410
Yes, Christ was very much against the rich.
"Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 5:3 KJV
No.520416
Draw an /aneki/ one squashie.
No.520417
>>520413
Try it scum.
>>520415
I know. Hence the butchered quote.
No.520418
No.520419
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of needles and crashed a camel into it at 400 miles per hour, and the camel was unharmed. They then built a wall out of camel and crashed a car made of needle eyes moving at 400 miles an hour into the camel, and the camel came out fine.
No.520420
No.520421
Bedtime, nini
>>520416
Allahu Akbar, Grim ^^
>>520417
You should vote republication, they force lazy people like Tsuchi to work
>>520419
-hug-
No.520422
File: 740.PNG.png (279.67 KB, 631x695, 631:695, 740.PNG)
>>520414
I see nothing wrong with religious institutions as long as they show they are truly dedicated to what they say they are, and they are using funds to help better the community - the reason they were given the exception after all.
>>520417
It was well done nonetheless
No.520424
>>520411
lol
are you happy today?
No.520425
>>520416
So much fucking effort.
Then people bitch if they aren't in it.
No.520427
>>520421
As glorious as that sounds. Naw.
>>520422
Indeed. Comeupance. I always had a thing for Theology/Religious Education. I should have done a dual degree. Oh well.
No.520428
>>520422
I disagree. I think religious institutions should be subject to the same sort of scrutiny as non-profits by the IRS. Any sort of multi billion dollar industry should.
No.520429
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>>520425
Well you should have learned by now that people hate to be left out.
No.520432
>>520425
Make a selection of people that you believe are established enough members to be included, and then simply hold a strawpoll so the thread can then vote on the few that will actually take part.
Seems fair to me
No.520433
>>520425
Just do a sprite drawing thing of your ducks instead.
No.520434
File: 576221.jpg (30.85 KB, 640x478, 320:239, 576221.jpg)
No.520435
>>520432
Either people bitch if they aren't on the SP or they only vote for themselves.
No.520437
>my reaction when not included on things
No.520438
>>520432
It's the same autism that permeates from any "list" a single poster will make: people use it as a soapbox and other constant crying and tantrums about being included or excluded. It's just a situation that becomes sad in any form.
No.520439
File: 298.PNG.png (187.34 KB, 382x723, 382:723, 298.PNG)
>>520427
Well there is still time
>>520428
Well religion isn't an industry, and those that are profiting form it should lose their position, like I stated earlier.
I don't think that the IRS should be able to set limitations on what a ministry can say to it's congregation though.
No.520440
No.520441
>>520431
If you were to touch me IRL I would die.
No.520442
>>520440
Yes, I too like the ducks.
No.520443
No.520444
>>520439
>Well religion isn't an industry
[easy scientology quip]
No.520445
>>520439
>IRS should be able to set limitations on what a ministry can say to it's congregation though.
That is not what I said at all and is the same sort of paranoia of government involvement that continues to protect them from paying taxes on billions. Scrutinizing their finances is not telling them what to do. It's just making sure that a $120 million dollar jet the church just bought really is a tax ride off when it's clearly not.
No.520446
>>520442
are you feeling better today?
No.520447
>>520439
I am considering going back and doing another degree or take my current one further. I do love education.
>tfw boss wanted to put me on a training course for work
>tfw I cant do it because I am too qualified
Overkill for the win.
No.520449
File: 110.PNG.png (614.3 KB, 1130x408, 565:204, 110.PNG)
>>520435
>>520438
Honestly those people can just grow up and it's impossible to please anyone anyway.
The method that I listed out is the fairest to both the artist and the community it's representing. IMO
This way you can still make the decision on those you feel have earned a spot to be included, and then the community is given the chance to narrow that list further.
So out of everyone that posts you should pick maybe 10-15 posters that you feel earned the inclusion, and then out of the 15 the top 8-10 voted on will be those drawn.
I think that's the fairest measure we can hope to achieve
No.520450
>>520441
Why would a you die?
No.520451
>>520444
The thing that bothers me is how quickly people can disregard whatever claim to legitimacy that Scientology has on the basis that it's "new" when it's pretty much doing the same thing as any other religion created in antiquity that operates today.
No.520452
>>520388
well its better then the half pint of vodka i kept in there…
I seemed to be locked in a battle with my body right now… I crave a vanilla shake
but im not giving it it lol
No.520453
>>520449
As Wish and Blood-chan usually prove, Strawpolls just end up being people proxying and spamming votes for themselves.
No.520454
>>520446
A bit, yes. I've still got some things to sort out in regards to that, though, and I'd rather not blog again till there is something worth saying.
Thanks for asking, Luka.
No.520455
File: 0N15BJM2.gif (238.77 KB, 245x198, 245:198, 0N15BJM.gif)
>>520450
the loco is an advanced simulation human with complete positronic brain. is meant to feel desire to work, but when introduce human emotion, you make short circuit, and it die.
perhaps, if it had human heart…
No.520456
>>520406
because the american political system is a joke
No.520458
>>520449
I would probably just pick my friends from here and leave it at that.
And I mean like, close friends 'cause doing more than that would get tedious and I would abandon the project.
I guess I'll start a sketch up of what I want after I get people and shit figured out.
DISCLAIMER: ASKING TO BE IN IT FROM THIS POINT ON IS GROUNDS FOR INSTANT REJECTION
No.520459
Squash, in the end its up to you, so just choose 10-15 of the most active/iconic members of aneki and do your thing.
Fuck the haters.
No.520460
>>520451
I think it's more about how it's literally made to be a scam, and how it's a cult that intentionally lures in celebrities to promote its own image and also how it infiltrated all those government positions. Like no one has a problem with wicca or other crazy new religions.
No.520461
No.520462
>>520455
Human hearts?
hahahahaHaHaMWAHAHAHAHA!
… no, don't collect hearts, got appendixes though.
Will that work?
No.520463
>>520459
So fuck yourself?
No.520464
/r/ing Hero of Winds shitty boat thing.
No.520465
>>520444
I respect Scientology as a religion and I treat their followers like anyone else that claims to follow a faith.
>>520445
I'm going to hold my tongue on this subject for now.
>>520452
Um..what?
>>520453
Who said that those two will even be on the strawpoll?
No.520466
Iconic would be a communal indicator.
Not a personal one.
Active posters would just be ego stroking for people that honestly don't need it.
Picking my favorites would catch me flak.
For now I will put names in a tall silk top hat and pick them out until I find enough people I think are my favorites.
See? Random selective selection.
No.520467
>>520454
i saw your struggle, at least some sleep has helped you move foreward.
:)
No.520468
>respecting scientology
Smiles, pls.
No.520469
>>520458
See that was easy!
No.520470
File: repair8.jpg (74.43 KB, 560x960, 7:12, repair.jpg)
>>520466
Let the ducks choose.
No.520471
>>520468
This.
> though you should really respect peoples religious affiliations.
No.520472
>>520460
Yeah, his comment on the quickest way to get rich being to invent a religion.
But it just irks me how one religion at least somewhat transparent in its intentions is instantly vilified by the religions that are doing the same, just under a "nobler" pretense.
>>520465
Speak your mind on this.
I'm saying that everyone will start doing that since strawpolls become a dickwaving contest that funnily enough is just people voting for themselves.
No.520473
>>520462
The Robot With the Human Appendix
He will teach us the meaning of having a safe haven for intestinal flora.
No.520474
>>520465
..oh just my bulimia acting up again
pray for me
No.520475
>>520466
pick your personal favorite freinds! and call it your anime freinds picture.
people who arent your freind cant flak you for not being on your freind thingy
No.520476
>>520465
Do you respect religions that promote violations of human rights, e.g the ISIS interpretation of Islam?
No.520477
>>520473
With such an appendix, Loco will be a footnote for the rise of our autistic, animatronic warlords.
No.520478
>>520475
>freind
>>520475
>freinds
>>520475
>freinds
>>520475
>freind
No.520479
>>520477
I'll make it into a movie
but only if the lead actor wears Robin Williams skin.
No.520480
>>520470
They have a thing in Missouri where you feed a duck laxatives and put it in a pin with a bunch of squares. If it shits on your number you win.
>>520471
Not when it goes after ex members with a fucking vengeance.
>>520475
I'll probably stop half way into it.
I won't post progress pics until it's done.
No.520481
I so want a fucking beer right now. But I am under a little much scrutiny for my drinking, so I cant have one. As if I have one the powers that be will be all "You have a problem".
And this denial of the beer is making the craving worse.
>Its not like I am an alcoholic or anything, baka.
No.520482
>>520467
I only slept a couple hours. I'm quite exhausted, but not ready to sleep.
No.520483
>>520480
the will be quite the paradox
>cant post it till done
>will stop half way
it will never appear? ;~;
No.520484
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>520478
shitpost friends~
No.520485
>>520478
Golly, I sure do wish I had me some of those.
No.520486
No.520487
>>520471
Church of the flying spaghetti monster?
>>520481
This is why I am not an alcohol
bless you scoots
>>520485
>
No.520488
>>520480
That last part was a general guide for most organised religions. Scientology not being one. I feel awful by essentially judging people on a religion. But scientology. IUts bat shit insane, nasty and needs to be shut down Waco style.
No.520489
No.520490
>>520481
Have gin instead. That's Britishy.
>>520486
No. Just want to have some alone time more than I want a nap.
No.520491
>>520487
Want to smoke some friends?
No.520492
>>520480
>They have a thing in Missouri where you feed a duck laxatives and put it in a pin with a bunch of squares. If it shits on your number you win.
Uh, what?
>>520485
Freinds or friends?
No.520493
Friends are overrated. All they do is take up time from doing more useful stuff.
like posting here,
No.520494
the positions on the map are laid out in a penis shape right
No.520495
>>520488
Judge the religion.
Not the religious.
No.520496
>>520487
Its aite, but the night is long and full of terrors.
No.520497
No.520498
>>520481
Yeah, have the same problem.
Quitting for 30 days, seems I'm more of a dick sober than drunk… so yeah, your soberness is their problem now.
No.520499
>>520492
Come to Missouri someday. We have them a few towns over during the flea market festival.
No.520500
>>520491
shure
>>520494
your nose is laid out in a penis shape
No.520501
>>520468
>>520471
Not to come off as mean or anything, but if I accept the Book of Mormon and it's followers then I kinda have to accept anyone else for what they believe as well.
>>520476
I respect it as an interpretation, but I don't condone the spread of that interpretation or the actions that come from it.
You can still be respectful towards something without outright wanting to hate or destroy it.
No.520502
>>520494
Yeah you of all people would be the one to see a penis. Faggot.
>>520497
I was trying to be more depressing than edgy actually.
No.520503
>>520490
I am getting some flak for drinking a bottle of vodka, like over a period of 2 weeks… But that isnt much really. pdffffffft
>>520495
Good point. Each according to merit. Yaddie ya.
>>520498Meh. Suffering.
No.520504
>>520501
Is that your denomination?
No.520505
>>520490
Will you take some alone time yet?
No.520506
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>>520474
Hey Alexis, let's talk about a couple things later today okay.
Just not right now.
No.520507
>>520501
You're too nice you know
tell me how you came across aneki
No.520508
>>520494
dont be naughty Neru
No.520509
>>520499
I lived there, just in the opposite corner of the state, for a few years.
Just something I've never even heard of and slightly disgusting.
>>520502
Isn't that true of him?
No.520510
No.520511
Scoot said I had a good point.
I guess that's the end of it. I did everything worth doing in this life.
No.520512
>>520509
You will never know the joy of winning a pie because a duck shat on your number at the county fair.
No.520513
>>520504
Baptist is the closest to my Denomination
I'm practically non-denominational though.
>>520510
No, I just accept their book and the faith as legitimate.
See above
>>520507
I've known Alexis and BadFox for years
Visited the /b/ anime thread a couple of times
Decided to pop on over here
No.520514
>>520509
Well his depression is not a act.
No.520515
>>520512
It would've been more amusing if the ducks literally shat on the prizes, too.
Seems fitting since that's what most county fair food will do to you.
No.520516
Tsuchi why are you such a words
No.520517
>>520511
I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him.
No.520518
>>520513
Fuck
I'm such a newfag
No.520519
>>520513
yay accepting! love and kindness and smiles ♥
i'm not religious.
am i agnostic? wuts agnostic?
No.520520
>>520506
mhm i'll be on steam
No.520521
>>520514
He reminds me of the kid that's like holding back tears in the corner while muttering that he didn't want friends to begin with.
>>520516
Wait. What?
No.520522
I would legit drag luka out on the street and put em out of his misery
No.520523
>>520517
You type those words, you slut.
No.520524
Since when is Murder depressed?
No.520525
like a dog.
man I'm so full of rage now
No.520526
>>520524
Why is this even a concern?
No.520527
>>520524
Hurr durr, my name is Murrdurr.
I’m a 12 year old American Homo (So into dicks like a Homos). I watch gay porn in on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my wrist-action and watching superior Gay sex. (Twinks, Bareback, Black Cocks mostly)
I train with my dick every day, this superior meat is cut clean by steel because it has been fondled over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other penis on earth. I earned my masturbation license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 'murrican fluently, both Republican and the KKK dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about homosex history and their faggatron code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Homosex visa, I am moving to San Francisco to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an pornstar for Studio Helix or a gay designer!
I own several hot pants, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to SanFran, so I can fit in easier. I blow my elders and seniors and speak faggot as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in San Francisco!
No.520528
>>520513
Hm. It has been years since I looked at the different branches of Xtianity, would you mind telling me how this differs from other branches?
>Baptised Church of England myself, though I don't practice or really believe.
No.520529
>>520526
It affects my interaction with her.
No.520530
No.520531
>>520529
shut the fuck up blood loco chan
No.520532
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>>520518
How new are you?
>>520519
Honestly though if I had to be honest, there are times when I think of the Book of Mormon as a bastardization of the word of God. Some of the stuff that was written in there is pretty nuts…
Regardless, I just try to treat them with the respect due to them as a people, and I don't see a need to rain on their parades.
No.520533
>>520529
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
>her
bc pls go
No.520534
>>520523
You fucking know it. But I am a little highclass for your blood sugar.
No.520535
>>520525
Why not be like a dog and be full of this dick
>>520529
Why would you even interact with it?
>>520534
High class, but no class.
No.520536
>>520535
the pussy game is ridiculous.
No.520539
blood-chan pls response to me pls
No.520540
Now I'm wondering what Whoremuu was trying to say.
No.520541
No.520542
>>520538
i like da pussy
look at me i'm a heterosexual lol
i'm going to go ride around in my sports car and watch The CW
No.520543
>>520521
Are you fantasizing about being murders special friend or something.
No.520544
>>520532
Been here since late '12.
No.520545
>>520540
Does anything Muu say even matter?
No.520546
>>520539
but i have to go to bed soon._.
No.520548
>>520532
words of god can be interpreted anyway anyone wants even different to how you interpret things
They have pretty interesting story twist a unique take of the bibles stories.
No.520549
>>520528
>Xtianity
Never heard that one before..
Well the Baptists are people that hold a trinitarian view on the faith, and say that you can't actually be a true follower of Christ without going through a baptism (when you're old enough to choose for yourself) and proclaiming yourself a follower of Christ and his teachings. This is the main reason they are called Baptists, they hold a lot of significance in baptism. (mind you they are more hard lined with it)
They are also much more in tune with evangelical teachings, and more literal understanding of Scripture.
No.520551
Wow. I sure do love heterosexuality. Watching baseball players in their tight pants, graping those shafts oif wood so tight…
No.520552
>>520543
All of Murder's friends are special.
'cause Murder is special.
No.520553
>>520550
my favourite director is quentin tarantino and i wear polo shirts :)
No.520554
>>520542
> watch The CW
That just proves you're gay.
>>520543
I thought that's him and Flan.
>>520545
Curiosity. He usually ignores me since drawing poop on his butt in mspaint.
No.520555
>>520544
heh that screencap.
Never gets old.
>>520546
bc pls you need to add me back to steam or skype
No.520556
>>520553
But I wear polo shirts now and then.
No.520557
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>>520548
I know and that's why I try to give leeway with many different groups, but the Book of Mormon contradicts the Bible in not just interpretation but it's own words. I don't want to get into a debate about it though; I have Mormon friends and we both just agree not to talk about religion to each other because it can get weird
So are you agnostic?
>>520544
Eh you're not super new
So what are you up to?
No.520558
I believe my penis is a reincarnation of the Aztec serpent god and as carrying such, I am of divine origins.
I demand acceptance as a religion.
No.520559
>>520555
only if you post your dick.
No.520560
File: snyp1.jpg (1.22 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, snyp.jpg)
>>520555
I regret what I did to you, my friend. It was childish, rage-induced flex of power.
No.520561
>>520552
But murder has no friends….
No.520562
>>520556
but do you
pop
the collars?
No.520563
>>520549
thats how we used to shorten it.
And that is intriguing, I now know who tha tis now. Baptism definitley is a serious bizz as the way to the lord is only attainable to those who freely choose the path etc etc.
No.520564
>>520552
But murder has no friends…..
No.520565
>>520557
munching on some pita chips
wondering if I should DnD with you today
No.520566
yay anime
>>520558
wat did you want last night
No.520567
>>520557
yup people will have their own views, bible was only guidelines giving way to all these interpretation of its stories
*googles word agnostic*
yup! seems like it!
No.520568
No.520570
>>520559
I've posted it before. Just ask around; I'm sure someone has it.
>>520560
It's all in the past, and I was just as much in the wrong. As long as we are on good terms now ^^
No.520571
>>520566
I don't think I even talked to you last night.
No.520572
File: rei3.jpg (433.97 KB, 895x1280, 179:256, rei.jpg)
>>520570
Of course. People grow. We both have come a long way.
No.520574
>>520572
You're a bigi guy
No.520575
>>520572
That we have. Anyways, I just stopped by for a quick visit to see what was going on. I hope you've been well, and I'll see you around. Byebye, grom~
No.520577
File: 182.PNG.png (283.69 KB, 458x741, 458:741, 182.PNG)
>>520565
Well all we'd do is just look into the character creation
It's not like I have a campaign for you to join or anything
>>520567
You just brought it up earlier and thought that maybe you'd have something more to add to it. lol
>>520563
Yep
They are considered crazies because they tend to take the more literal view of it, as I do.
No.520579
>>520577
add? how?
:)
*snuggle*
No.520580
>>520577
You take a more literal interpretation of scripture?
No.520581
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>>520579
Well for starters why do you consider yourself agnostic?
No.520582
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No.520583
>>520581
i'm not religious
but deities seem interesting
i'm not silly enough to discount things existing
but i don't believe in anything in particular
No.520584
>>520580
Much, I don't see it as just guidelines or stories, but events that happened, and people that lived.
There are a few things that I can see as more metaphorical - everything being made in 7 days for example - but when it comes to the miracles committed by Christ, I'm especially literal with them.
>>520582
So very soon
No.520585
>>520502
>>520508
hey now it also fits into the whole toplaners tending to be diks part
No.520586
>brazilian /k/ /cuteboys/
kinda want
No.520587
File: 289.PNG.png (146.81 KB, 279x482, 279:482, 289.PNG)
>>520583
Did you look into paganism?
No.520588
>>520584
I see, that is understandable.
And you are entitled to those beliefs.
anywho imma go vidya. Starting to feel claustophobic.
No.520589
>>520585
look at the toplaner talking
No.520590
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>>520588
Have fun, I hope you have a lovely time.
No.520591
>>520587
Pagans were pretty close
No.520592
File: Yume42.png (797.58 KB, 800x648, 100:81, Yume42.png)
>>520589
aha it tends to be the vayne fiora renekton panetheon and ribbon mains
No.520593
>>520586
that's going kinda far dontcha think
No.520594
>>520592
I have never seen a dick crock really
but yeah the rest should be instamute
Lulu mains are pretty heavy too
No.520595
oh god, muh dick
>>520593
no
No.520596
>>520591
How well have you looked into them?
No.520597
>>520596
as well as any other religions
:s
No.520598
>>520594
aaaaa
is that heavy to carry or easy to mute
meep
No.520599
>>520594
The outcome of the Slovenia match was foreseeable.
No.520601
>>520599
Hockey is for rednecks.
No.520602
>>520598
Very heavy ;~;
playstyle is not safe enough
*hugs tight*
meep needs to be more better playstyle…
No.520603
>>520597
1-10
10 high 1 low
No.520604
File: always.png (696.09 KB, 850x850, 1:1, always.png)
>>520602
bard is even more dangeoruse
No.520605
>>520598
Carry.
It's like a practice on a highest difficulty.
>>520599
After yesterday
I have no team.
No.520606
>>520603
i'm not into any religions
so i only glance at basics about them
so leik 3-4?
just enough to see what it is.
No.520607
>>520604
if that's not the truth
No.520609
>>520604
remember that time we were doing good in bot lane as bard lulu?
:)
i can make bard work okay enough
No.520610
>>520609
I think bard is supposed to roam for chimes though right
No.520611
>>520606
Well I'd advise you take another couple looks into paganism, if just for the interesting deities and nothing else.
No.520612
File: 908f338.jpg (140.92 KB, 1023x837, 11:9, 908f338.jpg)
>>520601
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>520605
Pretty odd for Norway to make a comeback like that, after the beating we gave them I mean.
No.520613
>>520612
rock scissor paper slovakia will rek you a new butt
No.520614
>>520610
I was~
but i did it like a pro soo fast, and supporting your solo bot lane at same time.
i was getting all da chimes~
>>520611
i did. but only enough to get teh gist of it
No.520615
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>>520613
Rock paper scissors, I choose hammer and sickle!
No.520616
>>520612
This championship makes no sense
Streak of wins and now we royally throw against someone with a streak of defeats
Fuck this game man.
Still not throwing as hard as US though
there's yet a faint glimmer of hope
No.520617
>>520614
I know you did; I'm saying do it again, and this time go a little deeper into it.
No.520618
>>520616
I think we'll get pretty far, but fuck up against either Russia, Sweden or even Canada.
No idea how they managed to fuck up against Belarus.
No.520619
No.520620
>>520618
They're good.
And they're in a panic mode at this point.
No.520621
File: 0014.png (834.15 KB, 712x1979, 712:1979, 0014.png)
No.520622
>>520617
Too deep :(
its not good enough…
It's just another religion.
it has neat ideas.. but thats all.
No.520623
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>>520620
Could be, probably all that stress piling up on them after gaining a small victory streak.
No.520624
>>520622
So all sorta of religions are just a no go for you?
No.520626
>>520624
Yeah :(
its just religion.
I dont wana be the follower.
No.520627
File: 0013.png (1.18 MB, 1393x1341, 1393:1341, 0013.png)
The best religion for Luka would be Buddhism
No.520629
No.520630
>>520627
Maybe
>>520626
I'm not asking you to follow the tenets or become a follower, just to look into it and learn about it.
I read the Qu'ran and try to teach myself what I can about other faiths, but I'm not a follower of it.
No.520631
>>520630
Delving too deep is too dangerous.
i looked into it a comfortable amount.
i dont want to get caught up in it.
No.520632
>>520628
Are you a lolicon?
>>520629
Do you still talk to them?
>>520630
Its the religion of the poor
No.520633
I'm personally a fan of the crazy non-canon Jewish/Christian texts like the Book of Enoch
No.520634
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>>520631
Luke, not to be offensive or presumptuous, but saying that you're afraid to learn more about something because you'll get caught up makes it sound like you don't have self control in what you believe.
That is pretty much like me saying that I'm refusing to read a book because I'm afraid it'll become too enthralling for me to handle. Doesn't that sound a bit silly to you, love?
No.520635
>>520634
You've never come across people like that before? Cults have followings for a reason
No.520636
>>520634
Luka*
Bad habit, sorry.
No.520637
Sometimes I think Smile is actually Limes, the alphabets add up when rearranged.
Mad Illuminati theories, yo.
You didn't hear this from me then.
No.520638
>>520632
sometimes
>>520634
i have control
i dont believe in anything
it is too enthralling its not silly warps your mind with silly ideas
No.520639
Also ironically partly how people get caught up in any religion
No.520640
>>520639
Dont let yourself get caught! ;~;
No.520641
>>520637
You mean an anagram
No.520642
>>520637
Call her Smiles like I do, then the anagram doesn't match up
>>520640
It's not necessarily a reason to avoid religion altogether, religion isn't intrinsically bad.
No.520643
>>520639
Drink the koolaid, Jim Jones.
No.520644
>>520642
its not evil
but its not the best thing in the world either
No.520645
>>520643
Moral of the story: Never move to Africa
>>520644
Maybe it's not for you, maybe it is. Certainly worth a try. I did, I was raised in it
No.520646
>>520641
Yeah, that whole dealio.
>>520642
I still think there's some type of a connection between them.
No.520647
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>>520632
Oh you were making a joke.
>>520635
>>520638
I know some things are made in a way to seduce a person into that train of thought, but I have faith in myself that I won't become consumed with any piece to the point of an entire ideological change.
I don't see the point of limiting yourself in the sense of what you can and can't read simply because you're afraid you'll get "caught up".
No.520648
>>520645
its not for me :(
i wasnt raised in it.
No.520649
>>520646
Wait… Limes… Smile… there are 5 letters in each of their names, and 2 of them in total… 5 minus 2 is 3, triangles have 3 sides, SMILE AND LIMES ARE ILLUMINATI
>>520647
I agree it's a bit silly, but then we have the fortitude not to be easily persuaded. If you know you're easily persuaded, it's actually kind of smart to avoid things like that imo
>>520648
That's fine. It wasn't for me either
No.520651
>>520647
its not limitation, i dont need it.
i can be superior without it.
its a detour.
No.520652
No.520653
File: 378.PNG.png (392.7 KB, 671x956, 671:956, 378.PNG)
>>520648
It's not even about being raised in it, love.
Just explore and read new things.
I have a Necronomicon laying somewhere around my house that I read for fun; no one sees me worshiping lovecraftian horror.
No.520654
Say, anybody want to have a holy war?
I mean, you're all pretty much infidels from my point of view.
>>520649
But how are we sure they're not also reptilians and freemasons?
Annuit coeptis.
No.520655
He's actually a satanist.
No.520656
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>>520649
I guess… bleh
Humanity and all it's complexities
>>520651
If you say so.
I was just advocating for the expansion of your own understanding of different cultures and beliefs.
Anyway, what do you read and study for betterment?
No.520657
>>520653
i've explored, then moved on.
No.520658
>>520652
<3
>>520653
Lovecraft was not written to be persuasive, religious texts are. I think that's what Luka is getting at.
>>520654
It's all the same thing, right?
No.520659
Propaganda is one hell of a drug.
That's what you were trying to mutter out, right?
>>520658
Most likely.
No.520660
>>520656
i read google and wikipedia and watch youtube
>>520658
<3
No.520661
Luka doesn't want to better himself because it would require him having to get up and do something
No.520662
>>520659
I'm sure you could convince most conspiracy theorists of that, anyway
>>520661
>implying learning about religion is bettering yourself
*tips fedora*
No.520663
No.520664
>>520658
I should probably stop reading some books then.
It all depends on the person I guess.
In my opinion, all texts are an argument for something, so whatever.
>>520660
I'm sorry for intruding more than I should've.
No.520665
>>520662
Sometimes I feel like they're doing it just for the heck of it.
I kind of like bothering people with nonsense.
No.520667
>>520664
Not really, again you're not the same person. Just works differently for different people. Like, if you were a survivor of Jonestown, you'd probably be pretty wary of people trying to persuade you to join a religious sect
>>520665
Sometimes, then you look more and realize that they really are just that crazy
Bothering people with nonsense is like all we do here mang
No.520668
>>520667
Kind of like feminists.
I thought we had some good conversations though ;_;
No.520669
>>520664
you arent intruding
you are provocativing
>>520666
:(
No.520670
>>520668
God damn feminists.
We do, but it's still all nonsense in the grand scheme of things
No.520671
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No.520672
>>520670
And extremists of any ideals.
I never noticed the nonsense though, or am I just that lost in this maze of chaos?
>>520671
???
No.520674
>>520673
4 days late
>>520672
Nothing
No.520675
>>520674
<3 Star guardian lux <3
No.520676
>>520672
Except for the EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMists over at Mountain Dew
The fact that you acknowledge it as a maze of chaos seems to indicate that you aren't. Also Grim wanted a hug from you.
No.520677
File: 252669.jpg (19.19 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 252669.jpg)
No.520679
>>520678
I might buy it for manaka
don't tell him tho
No.520680
>>520679
Buy me Order of the Banana Soraka
No.520681
>>520679
Manakins~ :)
did u really seriously get mad at manaka back then over a funny quip post manaka made in jest? ._.
No.520683
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga!
No.520684
>>520674
Jeez, why are you doing this to me?
Oh well.
Hug
>>520676
I feel like I'm missing something here.
I want to get out of this chaos.
Wake me up inside, can't wake up.
No.520685
>>520682
I want to hug blood chan
and then stab him in the heart
>>520684
I enjoy your attentions and or affections.
<3
>>520681
there was a big misunderstanding. It led to a lot of pain on either sides.
Everything is okay now.
>>520680
I thought you already had it?
No.520687
>>520684
It was a joke, Mountain Dew has this whole thing about EXTREME everything
You will never escape.
>>520685
That was the joke!
No.520688
>>520685
happyness :)
Manakins Gold level palyer ♥
treat mankins mto nice things~
No.520689
>>520685
Why do you want to someone who is not normal?
No.520690
>>520667
Who knows.
How are you, Colbs?
>>520669
*hugs you* My bad.
What are you up to now?
No.520691
>>520687
lame.
>>520689
because they are accessible
>>520686
what brings you to post lexi
No.520692
>>520691
she'll kill you I think
No.520693
>>520685
Attention I can manage.
Affection just gets me all embarrassed.
>>520687
Odd, they don't really have any commercials here.
Kill me, now.
No.520694
>>520690
Kinda tired. Probably because my roommate came into our room when I was trying to sleep, turned on the light and started talking to his girlfriend for like 2 hours
How about you?
>>520691
I know. Oh well, buy me Divine then
>>520693
Not as many here either, but their advertising is pretty hilarious
Never.
No.520695
>>520693
/pats
>>520692
So why are you taking on a new persona, anyway?
Bored?
Too introverted to use mina?
No.520696
>>520690
Posting with you ^_^
while having a stream palying in the background
and uh postponing hunger by snacking on dry old cereal
till i get home, then cooking rice and margerine and a can of tamato sauce
and a shower before i head out with my clean laundry i did last night.
No.520697
>>520695
It's not a new persona just a new avatar, annnd mina doesn't have a lot of pictures so I actually need something new…that's why I change so much
No.520698
>>520697
xxx holic is a good choice
No.520699
God I just want to fucking kill her….
No.520700
>>520694
I can imagine them to be a lot like parodies.
Pretty please.
>>520695
Bah.
No.520702
>>520698
I'm Blood-chan and you just talked to me
No.520703
>>520700
They are. They are a parody of a company
No. Ask Grim
>>520701
You seem down. What's wrong?
No.520704
>>520702
i know that
i'm just commenting
xxxHolic is a nice choice
No.520705
>>520701
She's a lil too stylist for my taste….
>>520704
….I'm scared of you
No.520706
No.520707
>>520691
some free time
Im updating my league
No.520708
>>520694
Your roommate needs to get straightened out.
Watching youtube, posting, and thinking about stuff.
>>520696
Oh I cooked myself some plantains, rice, and some beef with peppers and onions.
No.520709
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No.520710
You know, there have been some people that have gotten better in my eyes over the years. Actually, most of you have. However, Luka will always be the most worthless piece of trash in these threads. Its almost scary to see how low a human can stoop
No.520711
>>520705
Hi I like your avatar
No.520712
>>520703
Kind of thought so, those commercials always seem like they're trying to make parody out of something.
Also Jesus, you guys have to deal with "infomercials".
Do not question my command, my command is absolute!
>>520709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
No.520713
>>520708
cooking a banana? .-.
;~; i want beefs…
No.520714
>>520710
mfw I can only aspire to 'getting better'
No.520715
>>520710
I'm secretly Luka
No.520716
>>520709
-hides under the bed-
>>520710
-hug tackles!!-
>>520711
Why do you like her? She's evil]
No.520717
>>520707
aiite.
lets feed together soon.
>>520708
play mobas with us
>>520710
I sometimes think they have an actual mental illness
>>520715
I want to see birthday muupix
No.520718
i want lukas warm, sticky cum all over my fingers
No.520719
I hope Murder always looks down on me because that kind of shit gets me off.
No.520720
>>520708
I made it painfully obvious I was trying to sleep and that I was still awake, I even got partially up and checked my phone at one point. It's just straight up rude at that point
Whatcha thinking about?
>>520712
Infomercials are only on late nights, so thankfully most of us are spared. And some of those are pretty hilarious
Y-yes sir .//.
No.520721
>>520716
*Pets*
>>520717
lee sin skin 10 is getting a bell!
>
wresteler lee sin confirmed? similar to braum?
No.520723
No.520724
No.520725
>>520723
Ding ding Wreslter lee sin respawns and is back in the ring!
No.520726
>>520718
gah…i laughed…too hard…fuck
>>520719
Are you a masochist?
>>520721
…how did you get under this bed?
>>520722
Don't ignore me
No.520727
>>520716
How is she evil I only got partway through second season
No.520729
>>520720
Got linked a few at one point, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Good soldier, now give me my merciful death.
No.520730
>>520727
Idk, she looks evil
No.520731
>>520714
I actually liked you from the start. You should know this by now
>>520715
This is why we have never cybered
>>520716
*catches you and smiles* Hi there sweetie
>>520717
From what I have heard, they do. They get money from Canada from having it too. That is how they live from day to day.
No.520732
>>520722
Isn't it grand?
>>520726
Hardly.
No.520733
>>520724
It for some reason reminds me of all of Soto's "ACCEPT YOUR GODDAMN PENIS" rants.
No.520734
>>520729
Laugh, definitely. They're just amazing
I cannot comply
No.520735
>>520728
…have you been talking to Erio again?
>>520731
-likes being in your strong arms- ><
No.520736
>>520731
Tourettes or something was what Luka listed it down as.
>>520726
what am I supposed to ignore
>>520725
Luka I really feel bad for you
>>520732
too many extremes
No.520737
Squash really is desperate, huh…
I guess I should have expected that from the person that had to fuck a dog to get his dick wet
No.520738
>>520733
I did it too when I was drunk once lol
No.520739
No.520740
No.520742
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>>520734
Yet so stupid, they make my head hurt.
You must comply, there are no alternatives.
No.520743
>>520740
Who are you pitying
>>520741
If we meet irl I can make that happen
No.520744
>>520713
It's a Latin American cuisine
It tastes great
>>520717
I haven't played league in forever though….
>>520720
Like what I should do and how I should handle myself.
No.520745
>>520736
Not enough.
>>520737
You're making me rock solid.
>>520741
Honestly I'm indifferent to them either way.
It seemed like a quip that I could enter thread on.
No.520746
>>520738
Honestly, you and him would've had a field day in the old Alice threads if you showed up earlier.
That's pretty much all they were.
No.520747
>>520742
Really? When they get that stupid they usually just make my sides hurt
I cannot comply, my programming does not allow it
>>520744
That's… a very broad train of thought
No.520748
>>520744
No pressure
I don't rage
that much
+ we have fun skype calls
No.520749
>>520747
And it gives me headaches
No.520750
I haven't felt like doing anything or leaving the house even all week.
No.520751
>>520743
If we met irl I want to slowly drag my tongue against your neck
>>520739
Okay good, Erio will be a bad influence on you
And he might rape you a few times
>>520745
People love you here, just say "hi"
Anyway do you workout?
No.520752
THESE TERMINATOR REFERENCES
No.520753
>>520743
all these haters.
>>520744
I wouldn't know ;~;
No.520754
>>520746
So I've heard. I can imagine we'd have oodles of fun
>>520749
Maybe you should try narrowing your focus?
>>520750
That was my last week. Shit sucks yo
No.520755
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>>520753
Do you think I'm one of them?
I said some mean things earlier
No.520756
YES, I AM A MASSIVE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FAN
THIS IS NOT NEW
No.520757
Someone said "Give her the beans." to me today.
What does it mean?
No.520758
NO SHIT
THATS WHY I POSTED THAT PIC
YOU BANANA FLINGER
No.520759
>>520751
i said no to erio
and then i was safe
>>520755
you said mean things. Exactly.
No.520760
>>520757
Put some effort into her
some english phrase
No.520761
>>520754
It's like the bit of nostalgia where you know it was fun but you hate yourself for being even a part of something that autistic.
No.520762
>>520748
I don't know about the skype calls but I'll consider playing with you.
>>520753
I know, love, but that's why I'm telling you.
>>520754
It's easier said than done
No.520763
>>520751
I jerk it a lot.
So that's kind of like a Shake Weight, right?
No.520764
I still am unsure if that the cocaine fueled failed porn entrepreneur.
No.520765
No.520766
>>520754
There's tons of stuff I should be doing
I haven't even answered my brothers' text from yesterday about seeing a movie today
No.520767
>>520747
I just want to help those poor idiots to do things correctly, but I can't and that makes me pity them so much.
Do it, and play something along the lines of Wish You Were Here, Paint it Black, Wind of Change, etc. at my funeral.
No.520768
>>520762
Love ♥
i should prolly shower soon so a can go out.
No.520770
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No.520771
>>520717
I sitll don't understand what that means I'm supposed to post!
>>520731
Except we have, you just weren't conscious to experience it
No.520772
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>>520762
Awww
don't pull a lexi on us
it's okay just to listen in
No.520773
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>>520771
you don't have to post them
just send them to me
just pics of you with your cake and stuff
No.520774
>>520770
What exactly is he "pro" at?
>>520771
WHAT WERE YOU WANTING EARLIER?
No.520775
>>520761
Or you use your experience to teach others how to avoid it
>>520762
Try meditating. Not like serious religious meditating or anything, just intense focus
>>520766
Yep, I know that feeling. There are just times when you can't get up and do shit
>>520767
Naaaaaaah, you want them to keep doing it incorrectly. It's so much fun to laugh at their struggles
I CANNOT COMPLY
No.520776
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No.520777
>>520772
Pull a lexi?
>>520775
I try to meditate like how they would in Buddhism that focuses on introspection and self improvement
No.520778
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>>520777
Yeah, lexi never skypes when she leagues with us
it's pretty lame
No.520779
>>520770
i have some thoughts on scoot, but i'd rather not say anything.
No.520780
>>520775
I guess that's why I still get some weird satisfaction out of calling out dudes pretending to be girls.
>>520776
I for some reason thought you had edited that in.
No.520781
whoever makes a new thread gets a hug
No.520782
>>520777
Oh, you already do that? That's cool, I try to do that every once in a while. I find it nice to do in the shower, personally
No.520783
>>520775
But I just get the urge to help them, they're so helpless.
Do it before I start crying.
No.520785
>>520772
hey now.. i get nervous because admittedly im not very good i dont play enough..
i bet you guys laugh at my skill shots
No.520789
No.520798
>>520778
Oh… well I guess I might just listen in then.
>>520782
Oh I love just thinking in the shower!