No.520786
File: 8d85.jpg (41.46 KB, 643x800, 643:800, 8d8.jpg)

No.520788
File: dohoho.png (162.15 KB, 780x720, 13:12, dohoho.png)

>>520785
I suck at the game too, but we all laugh together
you should join the calls
No.520790
>>520784
-hug-
>>520757
Despair-chan died
>>520759
Really? I don't believe you x.x
He always raped me v.v
>>520763
Post your shake weight .//.
>>520769
aww v.v
No.520791
>>520783
Naaaaahhhhh. Be mean to them.
I can't!
>>520785
We laugh at each other's skillshots too, it's no big deal
No.520793
>>520788
well i missed so many bubbles and waves with nami last time..
I didnt feel good about it
No.520794
File: chenrain.png (91.09 KB, 351x241, 351:241, chenrain.png)

Ian you're like the antithesis of my creepy
convince these people to join us in our feeder escapades
No.520795
File: 42958118.jpg (213.52 KB, 1102x598, 551:299, 42958118.jpg)

>>520790
i'm more powerful ^.^
No.520796
>>520794
Maybe because I treat women like ordinary people?
No.520800
No.520801
>>520773
I didn't have a cake
Didn't go out to eat or order a takeaway or anything
There was food that needed using up and not enough people to eat a whole cake in a reasonable amount of time.
I guess I could get you photos of one of the barbeque parties coming up though, we'll have cakes and everything for that.
>>520774
Nothing really~
No.520802
>>520791
But I can't, I need to help them do simple things right!
Do it, I'm not sure how much longer I can go on without losing my sanity.
No.520803
>>520798
I think it's kinda akin to the stereotypical meditating under a waterfall thing, very relaxing. I shower in the mornings, so it's nice to kinda think about what you're gonna do all day and stuff. My roommates hate me for taking so long, but I wake up early to shower before class so they can just wake up earlier if it bothers them so much
>>520799
Chenpls
>>520800
I try, I try~
No.520804
>>520801
You are a liar and a whore.
No.520805
>>520791
fine i'll download it again just for you guys..
brb
No.520807
>>520802
No that'd ruin the fun!
I'll just have to deal with you being insane, then.
>>520805
Okie dokie, we'll have fun <3
No.520809
File: chenahhm.png (46.22 KB, 322x218, 161:109, chenahhm.png)

>>520801
Sounds good.
>>520803
I should just live a life of celibacy
No.520810
>>520803
i'mma go for realz now & meditate in shower.
No.520811
>>520809
Or like, learn from prior experience
>>520810
Have a good one!
No.520812
>>520806
Too bad that whole landmine thing.
>>520807
But all that lost potential!
You don't want to.
No.520813
>>520809
>I should just live a life of celibacy
I really want to make a joke about "how's that any different from now" but I don't want to be mean about it.
No.520814
>>520812
So close. Guess the arena is a cruel mistress.
No.520815
If Luka lived in Cali right now, he would die from wasting water
>>520813
Pretty sure that you're the virgin here.
>>520811
I am doing nothing wrong.
No.520817
No.520818
>>520812
Replaced with the potential to make us laugh.
Maybe I do, try me.
>>520815
Then why would you want to be celibate? If everything's right, why change?
No.520819
>>520815
grim pls
How many girls have you even been able to talk to here without already trying to find their address, next of kin, and having folders of TC caps of them?
No.520820
>>520819
>next of kin
lol what
I make tc caps of everyone
for archival purposes
I only get addresses to exchange gifts
When was the last time a girl bought you something that wasn't a relative of yours?
No.520821
>>520818
Because I'm paranoid
No.520822
>>520814
You'll win it someday, won it once by going full tzar bomba as Russian anon and killed the rest 4 with a bomb.
>>520818
But that's lost effective potential to achieve anything!
You don't want to deal with it at all.
I mean, what kind of a man listens to Cats In The Cradle for a whole day after being told he resembles his father?
No.520823
Aren't you supposed to buy girls things, not the other way around?
>>520821
About…?
>>520822
But it is achieving something, it's making us laugh! And maybe selling a few products to some unsuspecting old people
I might do something like that, tbh
No.520824
>>520820
A giftcard to Nordstrom for Christmas.
No.520825
>>520823
>Aren't you supposed to buy girls things, not the other way around?
MISOGYNIST. CHIVALROUS.
No.520826
>>520825
Neither of you struck me as the feminist type, so I just ran with it
No.520827
>>520822
FEAR THE WHITE MENACE
No.520828
File: horagive.jpg (60.97 KB, 389x337, 389:337, horagive.jpg)

>>520823
It can go both ways, sexist
>>520824
Touche
>>520826
I always foot the bill when I dine out.
No.520829
>>520825
>not buying girls things
MISOGYNIST
No.520830
>>520823
But that's mean.
And totally evil corporate plans.
Been doing it the whole day, I'm not sure what to feel right now.
>>520827
It was a glorious victory.
No.520831
>>520826
I've actually had debates with Smiles over that.
I'm more feminist than Smiles.
No.520832
>>520830
Beloved by the motherland. Stories will be told as you feast on the finest cornbread.
No.520833
No.520834
>>520828
EXCUUUSE ME. Also, if you do then why ask Tsuchi if a girl had bought him anything?
>>520830
Yes, exactly…
Feel like I'm hugging you. *hug*
>>520831
I assume it has to do with her more traditional views
No.520835
>>520828
Part of me realizes I've never had normal relations with people considering she started out as a family friend turned…weirdly more. She was a lot older than me and had no kids so it ended up as a weird surrogate. We went out and did things every so often but admittedly it was a strange as hell thing.
>>520834
Pretty much, yeah. And tending to lean to the right in defense of "life choices" causing wage gaps.
No.520836
>>520834
Tact within the discussion.
>>520833
No.520837
File: booknee.png (93.53 KB, 279x209, 279:209, booknee.png)

>>520835
More of a sugar momma or more towards actual motherly instincts?
No.520838
>>520832
Rye bread master race.
>>520834
Not nice at all.
Thanks, still haven't figured out what they meant by the whole resemblance thing.
No.520839
>>520837
Eh, neither really. It was a hot/cold thing that just sort of spurred up and off at her whims. In retrospect, it was just weird.
No.520840
>>520839
I've had older women dote on me and I absolutely loved it
Do you guys still do stuff together now? I'm thinking probably no
No.520841
>>520838
Glorious WinterWarWonderbread
No.520842
>>520841
Now with 50% less sawdust!
No.520843
>>520784
fuck huggle threads
No.520844
>>520843
ill huggle ur ass, fucboi
No.520845
>>520840
I moved in December so no. I still get texts from her but mostly been dismissive since I don't want to go back to there ever again really. She wanted me to move in while going to school but I ended up declining and just returning to Texas.
No.520846
>>520807
just dont let me buy any skins..
tho tomorrow is payday for me yay
No.520848
File: ian why.png (Spoiler Image, 64.19 KB, 476x225, 476:225, ian why.png)

>>520845
wow
maybe it could have turned into something
what was she, 40?
>>520846
What if they're skins for us
No.520849
>>520836
What
>>520838
Just like me!
Maybe that you look like him?
>>520846
I can't afford skins for myself even, lol
No.520850
>>520845
Your sabah images are 2cyoot
No.520851
>>520848
hm admittedly im a rather impulsive buyer
ive been known to make random walmart trips at 1am lol
No.520852
File: kuuskuus.png (504.94 KB, 911x632, 911:632, kuuskuus.png)

>>520849
Basically if I went on about ME buying girls stuff it would make it seem like I was even more creepy and just undermine my own defense
idk
just really paranoid
No.520853
File: kanra.jpg (22.44 KB, 640x480, 4:3, kanra.jpg)

>>520851
Fuckin ay
sounds dangerous though
I remember spending about 200 on skins alone last year
never again lexi
never again
No.520854
>>520847
Death before defeat, tovarisch!
>>520849
Not sure if you're implying that you're not nice.
That would be odd, considering people used to tell me I look like my brother.
No.520855
>>520852
I think it would have made more sense to say that in the context of that conversation
No.520856
File: tp4way.png (4.26 KB, 536x44, 134:11, tp4way.png)

No.520857
>>520854
Yes, that is exactly what I was implying
Wouldn't your brother also look like him, considering he's also his father?
>>520856
It clearly would have though
No.520858
>>520849
i thought you had a job colbsy?
or i might be confusing you with someone else
>>520853
to which a couple times i might of been under the influence
but dont tell on me okay?
No.520859
File: 8d89.jpg (41.46 KB, 643x800, 643:800, 8d8.jpg)

I just read that cap
>halfhazard
oh tp
No.520860
>>520858
Full-time college student
No.520861
>>520858
Who am I gonna tell?
Your pastor?
bahahah
>>520857
No point in self destructing
No.520862
I bought skin once…
Black market man….
>>520854
:3333333
No.520864
>>520861
For the fun of it?
No.520865
>>520848
43.
At least I think that's it.
>>520850
What?
No.520866
>my roommate's high friend singing along to the Louie C.K. show theme song while high
Fucking kill me
No.520867
>>520853
How he looks and how machismo he acts just really make me think he's being intentionally ironic when he goes on rants about how he just has to keep declining "girls".
No.520868
File: 128523.jpg (199.42 KB, 600x780, 10:13, 128523.jpg)

>>520857
But you're nice!
Doesn't really look alike at all, father just looks like any other father that has been doing manual labor for his whole life.
>>520862
Till death we fight to achieve righteousness.
>>520866
Perfect time for a duel to death?
No.520869
>>520867
Why does acting manly and looking manly have to be correlated?
No.520870
Sleep time. I cannot wait to wake up to post-apocalyptic Britain tomorrow.
No.520871
>>520867
One must maintain their e-peen.
>>520865
Yeah, could have gone anywhere.
>>520864
ky
>>520862
spoopy
No.520872
>>520868
I only act that way to gain people's trust, then I swoop in and ruin their lives
Maybe you do and you just can't see it!
>>520871
:(
No.520873
File: 804008.jpg (90.71 KB, 375x500, 3:4, 80400.jpg)

No.520874
>>520860
oh whats your major?
this might take a minute.. I nuked everything skype from my computer and phone last time so i gotta make a new account
No.520875
>>520869
Think of your usual complaints about everyone here acting "feminine". Then reask that.
>>520871
Not really. It was a small town hellhole that I'm glad to have left.
She was an APN in a small town so it could've worked but kind of glad nothing became of it.
No.520876
>>520874
Political Science
I'm fine with waiting
No.520877
>>520875
I don't complain about how they look, but the fact that they are so aggressive and creepy about it.
No.520878
>>520872
Lies, you're no more mean than I am.
Kind of got me thinking that maybe I've just attained the same ideals he has, or something along those lines.
Would explain a lot.
No.520879
File: moon no5.jpg (22.35 KB, 353x480, 353:480, moon no.jpg)

>>520875
Wow.
I've lived in a big city all my life, don't know how the small town life is like.
Probably boring as fuck.
No.520880
>>520878
Maybe you're mean and just don't know it!
I was going to suggest that second, seems a likely alternative
No.520881
>>520877
You have in the past talked about how masculine they look compared to how feminine they act.
What's so bad about saying the inverse of yours?
>>520879
Pretty much. Hours of driving to anything "fun" or just sitting around waiting for something to happen it seems. Small town life is extremely depressing and seems like everyone is just waiting to die.
No.520882
Feels good to be back in league. I have not been able to get such a good reaction out of harassing people without it
No.520883
>>520881
That was more observation.
The complaining has always stemmed that it's 30 year old guys in general acting like preteens in heat.
No.520884
>>520882
watch out for permas
No.520885
>>520880
Takes too much effort to be mean.
Lets go with that then, seems more reasonable.
>>520881
>Small town life is extremely depressing and seems like everyone is just waiting to die.
This.
No.520886
>>520883
I guess it's still apt to invoke the inverse of that: teenagers acting like they have the wisdom of ages from reading Wikipedia articles.
>>520885
I imagine small towns in Norway must just be staring at snow all day long and eating salted fish.
No.520887
>>520863
they are easier to doge than cho
No.520889
File: 7f9846.png (181.36 KB, 481x354, 481:354, 7f9846.png)

>>520886
That would be pretty comforting though, like going to swim in the local lake with nobody around.
Or just going to ski around the plateaus.
No.520890
>>520888
my reaction tim was instant butt the circle takes too long to appear
No.520891
>>520888
Her death in UBW is so deserved.
>>520889
No.520892
>>520889
>>520891
I meant to type a reply and somehow forgot.
Regardless, seems sort of a boring life.
No.520893
File: phack.gif (1.22 MB, 280x212, 70:53, phack.gif)

>>520891
>mfw I have no clue what you're on about
No.520894
File: bd10ab26.png (115.13 KB, 677x815, 677:815, bd10ab2.png)

>>520891
>>520892
Probably would be, but a stress relief vacation to such a place wouldn't be bad.
No.520895
>>520893
Gilgamesh rips her heart out.
He murders a bitchy little girl and rips her heart out.
>>520894
Yeah, it'd be good like once in a long ass time to clear your mind but as a daily life it seems rather depressing.
No.520896
No.520897
>>520895
sounds satisfying
No.520898
>>520895
True, and it always depends on the season what to do in such a place.
No.520899
Hi guys. I'm Blood-chan's cousin and Murder's live-in butler Death. N-Nice to meet you! ^^
No.520900
No.520902
File: Cirno 5.jpg (324.65 KB, 1535x1080, 307:216, Cirno 5.jpg)

>>520899
Hi I'm American and RATATATATA GUNS GUNS GUNS BOOM DID I MENTION GUNS GUNS ARE AWESOME
No.520903
>>520899
Hi, not-Blood-chan.
No.520907
>>520903
That artist is seems like they might've got it wrong, I doubt Gilgamesh could be turned evil as shown by the Holy Grail seeming to not eat him a live.
Also, way too full of himself to, even if evil, cover his face.
No.520908
>>520907
All the corrupted Gilgamesh stuff sort of triggers my autism because that's exactly what the ending of Fate/Zero tried to do: Gilgamesh was exposed to all the world's evils in the most literal sense and all he did was laugh at the Grail for trying. The Grail spit him out with a living body because his willpower and arrogance alone were corrupting the Holy Grail itself.
No.520909
>>520884
I actually am looking forward to it
No.520910
I want dem 9s
but I'm downstairs so i dont get eaten up by bedbugs n shit
hurry the thread up niggas
No.520911
File: HI2.png (468.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, HI.png)

>>520908
Exactly, Gilgamesh is the boss of all bosses. Neither evil nor good, he's simply his own chaotic neutral. You can't really corrupt that as evil and good are both just doing what he wants anyway, making his conception of it sealed and unable to be ruined.
Good can be made evil.
Evil can be made good.
Neutral can barely ever be forcefully changed.
I'm glad you seem to agree with the idea to some degree though, I knew you were smart.
No.520912
>>520910
>but I'm downstairs so i dont get eaten up by bedbugs n shit
That is honestly disgusting.
No.520913
No.520914
File: 783217.png (1.12 MB, 1200x1490, 120:149, 783217.png)

>>520910
Local man says he is being held hostage by bedbugs.
No.520916
>>520911
After knowing what sort of king Gilgamesh was in his epic and considering his only goal in the Holy Grail war is to make the Earth a place worth ruling again, he honestly would be the best of the servants to win it since he's also the only servant that knows what the true nature of the greater Grail.
No.520917
2 hours till my shift, time for a nap.
No.520918
>show un in guys world
>lay down prism stones
>equip channelers trident
>proceed to party
>he doesnt want to party
;_;
No.520919
>>520916
Yeah, I think Saber was the main factor that led to trying to make people see Gilgamesh as bad due to the whole rape-y thing.
Which is considerably creepy but he's not truly bad per se.
>>520917
Sleep well.
No.520920
>>520919
Even the rape thing isn't really about rape.
He more just objectifies her and wants her because it's something he wants but cannot have. I'm trying to remember his lines from Heavens Feel towards Alter "losing her way" and him becoming ultimately disinterested.
No.520921
This site keeps shitting itself.
No.520922
>>520920
Yeah and he's still considers himself a King, King's tend to think they can just take without thought of the other's choice.
It just so happens he likes it better when they at least try to play hard to get.
I wonder if he ended up getting her, would he just get bored or would the chase have kept him into it for good after?
No.520923
>tfw the people in the fight club dont want to be friends
No.520924
YOU FORGOT RULES 1 AND 2 OF FIGHT CLUB
No.520925
>>520924
but i just want to party ;_;
No.520926
>>520922
In…Unlimited Codes, I think, he ends up getting her and uses the exact line that he'll have her as long as he remains not bored of her or something to that effect.
No.520928
>>520925
Go play Viva Piñata or something then
No.520929
File: 86785.gif (407.48 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 86785.gif)

Gonna watch a movie
colby do me a favor and scold the 2 that kept us waiting
thanks
No.520931
>>520929
I would IF THEY EVER FUCKING RESPONDED
No.520932
>>520926
Oh god, that'd be one tiring relationship. You have to constantly make sure he's rather entertained, can't really be submissive or you lose his interest.
In fact, you'd basically have to be tsundere.
Eternally.
No.520933
>>520932
If memory serves, it was a corrupted Saber Alter that he ended up with in that since he's just so fond of tossing people in Avenger's mud.
No.520935
No.520938
>>520935
Later, Blood-chan.
No.520939
>invade someone
>successfully start a party
:3
nini bread
No.520940
>>520933
Avenger, the servant that teaches us how religion in the past was quite retarded. "Lets torture the ever living hell out of someone, all to make the Gods love us!"
I think there might've been a bit more to it, buuut still.
>>520936
Ayyyye
>>520939
Invaded them good, apparently they liked it so much they called you back the next day.
No.520942
"Bern: I'm le nihonjin desu yo
Colbs: DICKS DICKS DICKS
Fuji: omg bern is so sugoi
Grim: I fucked everything up
TP: I think subs are dum but so is anime
Gnomes: I have ADD
Fuji: omg bern such kawaii"
these logs man
No.520943
>>520942
sounds about right
No.520944
>>520940
Most of my experience with Zoroastrianism comes from the perversion of it by Nietzsche so I'm none too sure of the actual mythos behind it but basically it was to make one person the bearer of all of mankind's collected evils to keep them out of others. Depending on how metaphorical you want to take that, it's still something that rings true in the modern era with any form of escapism. We let virtual and fantastical elements receive the "evils" of humanity through escapism and fiction to sate some innate desire for them as well, whether or not we'd actually commit them being irrelevant.
No.520945
No.520947
File: 519490.jpg (957.11 KB, 930x1030, 93:103, 51949.jpg)

No.520948
>>520942
The Bern part makes me snicker.
>>520944
Yeah, I think it's technically just based of an idea of a forced Jesus, rather than a willing Jesus.
Their stories are pretty alike and all.
I could be wrong, I know little of those actual mythos you mentioned.
No.520950
File: always5.png (696.09 KB, 850x850, 1:1, always.png)

I used way too much disinfectant and my hands are stickier than handballglue but it is going away now and I guess evaporating but how does that work how does stuff just evaporate without boiling I thought stuff had to boil to evaporate I mean formally at least
No.520951
File: 976024.jpg (207.16 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 976024.jpg)

>>520950
Probably a lower boiling point.
No.520953
Is Tsuchi srsly judging other people's looks when he looks like this?
>
Come on
No.520954
>>520947
Gigs
I love you babe
but I can't let you do that
No.520955
>>520952
Fleetwood mac make me sad
No.520956
File: 795205.jpg (276.2 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 795205.jpg)

>>520954
You're on BedBarg.
No.520958
>>520951
nuuu even water in a cup boils and disappears after a few days like I accidentally spilled a ton of sweeteners in a glass of water and did not wish to drink it and it is all a white layer all over the glass now and no water just crystalized powder and I never boiled the water but it still evaporated and idk how
No.520959
No.520960
>>520953
Do you need to post other peoples pictures?
It's slightly petty seeming.
I mean, Tsuchi can be an ass, but can't everyone?
Bard is usually one of the nicest posters, ever they have days now and again though. Doesn't mean he deserves such an action either.
-Pets- Silly.
No.520962
>>520955
sounds nice though!
No.520963
File: 999001.jpg (120.6 KB, 500x600, 5:6, 999001.jpg)

The bedbugs are now part of your life, Bardles. Might as well combine names.
No.520964
>>520962
mmhmm
cute rumiu
>>520963
Nooo I'm actually sitting downstairs right now with my brother watching house
gonna sleep down here on the floor with my guitar case so we don't get bit
No.520965
>>520960
I'm bored and ow….pets hurt..
>>520961
Where is my money?
No.520966
>>520965
idk check your wallet
No.520967
File: 1307692.jpg (834.28 KB, 1616x2000, 101:125, 1307692.jpg)

>>520964
>gonna sleep down here on the floor with my guitar case so we don't get bit >>520914
No.520968
House is so kawaii
<3 house senpai
No.520969
>>520966
That's all my money though, where is the money YOU owe me?
No.520970
>>520965
Boredom isn't a great reason.
Pets hurt? Do you have sensitive skin or something?
No.520971
>>520969
Nice getting on steam you retarded fucking faggot
No.520972
sleeping in a guitar case sounds kind of comfy
No.520973
>>520953
he doesn't even look that bad
No.520974
>>520967
it's terrrible
save me tick tock ;~:
>>520969
>all thse implications
No.520975
>>520950
no adult could fit in that!
No.520976
File: 1431053730914.jpg (165.75 KB, 650x945, 130:189, Natsume.(Pokémon).full.117….jpg)

No.520977
>>520972
noo i use it as a pillow
kind of cuddle up next to it
No.520978
>>520974
Don't worry.
I've played enough CS:GO to take out the bedorrists, solo.
No.520979
>>520975
if it was a huge guitar like the ones you have to put on the floor
No.520980
File: 1431053830893.jpg (280.36 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, do you wanna party wif me.jpg)

>>520976
Hello there sweet thing
No.520981
>>520978
holy shit kiddo fucking 1v1 me csgo ill wreck you on dust eleven bring it
No.520983
>>520978I'll show you a bedterrorist
No.520984
>>520982
That's what I was thinking he meant, but he said guitar.
No.520985
>>520964
It's manaka's
I just saved it.
No.520986
>>520976
stop posting and gay marry me.
No.520987
No.520989
>>520984
yea.. that thing might just fit..
>>520985
perv!
No.520990
File: 1431054044421.jpg (610.91 KB, 1200x535, 240:107, cc24cd7b91dfe98d799e2169ae….jpg)

>>520970
You should see the stuff I do for fun kkeke~
And yes, I'm allergic to any and all forms of affection
>>520971
Yeahhh I don't care
>>520973
He looks like his waiting for his next fix, dude
>>520974
You 4srsly have bedbugies?
No.520991
Snatched dem 55s
snatched dem 66s
snatched dem 77s
snatched dem 88s
No.520992
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>>520972
That reminds me of the old, schizophrenic dude that sits outside a Kroger and just rambles about government mind control and sleeping on his guitar case.
No.520993
>>520987
Hey hey friend, just watching some House, chillin dwnstairs what about yourself?
>>520990
Yes it's terrible
do you?
No.520994
>>520990
"I'll get on steam later today" ok, I get it, totally
No.520996
>>520992
is he any good at guitar?
No.520997
This is like the fourth tornado warning in the last month or so.
I didn't know I lived in Kansas.
No.520998
No.520999
sadfsdfsfsfsadfsa
999 get
1000 get
No.521000
>>520986
Where you takin' me on our gay honeymoon?
>>520993
Just gettin' ready for bed. Enjoy your curmudgeonly doctor adventures. :3
No.521001
colbert appreciation post i guess
No.521002
>>520996
No idea. I've never heard him play, only rant about nonsensical things.
No.521005
No.521006
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>>521001
>missed both
>Colbert appreciation
Fitting.
No.521007
>>520997
where are you at?
which cell?
texas right?
>>520995
What is that?
>>521000
I hooe you have sweet dreams, and thanks! I'm enjoying it so far :3
No.521008
>>521005
saving my used things!
No.521009
>>521004
It's only post. y u hef to b mad.
No.521010
>>521000
wherever you wanna go, within reason.
No.521011
Your best hug has arrived, Ian.
No.521013
>>520993
There were tiny black bugs that ate my skin up one summer, I got really anemic, but nothing like bedbugs
You have to kill as many as you can manually with a bottle of Raid, that shit works
>>520994
Yeah I sleep when I get home from school, but I'll be on Steam after my breakfast
>>520997
You should go for a drive~
No.521014
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No.521015
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No.521016
>>521013
alright you retarded faggot talk to you later
No.521017
>>521007
It's my FiveSeven. It's pretty much the only gun I use in CS:GO because everything else is for babbies.
No.521018
I'm sorry! It should have gone to someone with a better post!
>>521003
Hey, I was thinking about you earlier! I was watching GoT.
>>521010
Let's go urban exploring in abandon sections of Detroit.
No.521019
>>521017
Is it good? does the number raise with your kills?
No.521020
>>521018
alright. 3 1/2 hour drive. As long as it's not canada.
No.521021
>>521019
It's called StatTrak.
Every weapon as a version which comes with this features. Yeah, it counts the amount of kills the player has got with it.
No.521022
>>521020
We can't get married, then. I plan to move to Canada so I can finally get the healthcare I so desperately need. We were doomed, you and I.
No.521023
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>>521016
I have nothing about v.v
No.521024
>>521021
That's cool, so you've got 740?
No.521025
>>520982
or just a huge guitar
No.521026
Why do all th eiposides end so sadly?
No.521027
>>521022
You don't need Canada for the healthcare. Just leave texas.
No.521028
>>521023
i'll make something up, im good at that
No.521029
>>521018
Oh? I'm surprised, I'm not exactly interesting enough to pop up in people's minds often anymore~
The last episode to come out? ^^
No.521030
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>>521025
for a huge musician
No.521031
>>521024
Alot more than that, by now. It's an old screenshot.
I will use it to kill the bedorrists and liberate you.
No.521034
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>>521026
What does it feel like?
>>521028
I'm bad at forced conversation…
No.521035
>>521031
Let's go kick some butt
No.521036
>>521034
Well, maybe as it picks up it won't be forced
No.521037
>>521033
Don't go full Luka.
No.521038
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>>521032
How big are you~?
No.521039
No.521040
>>521035
Uhm.. I can give moral support from here.
No.521041
How much longer do you think this'll take?
No.521042
>>521034
hmm what does what feel like dear?
No.521043
>>521037
Whoa! It's just a greeting. haha
No.521044
>>521037
Now, now. Don't be mean to Luka, I just even defended you.
Silly~
No.521045
>>521027
But it's so huge! It's like that hallway in Poltergeist.
>>521029
Aw, cut it out. Sure you are.
My mom hadn't seen any of this season, so we watched the first four episodes together. When the last one ended, she punched me in the arm. She's mad at me for getting her into the show. (In a playful way, of course.)
>>521026
Because the show had the guts not to compromise. House is a miserable person, and his negativity has consequences. I loved him, but yeah…he was a wreck.
>>521033
Hello! What's on your mind tonight?
No.521046
>>521043
Don't lie. You creep on all "female" posters too.
>>521044
It's not being mean to Luka, just commenting on behavior.
No.521047
>>521045
hits a lil too close to home sometimes
No.521048
>>521041
Grilds, you need to clean that room.
Also maybe 10-20 mins. Make sure charger is in.
No.521049
>>521045
As cold as the preternatural. I don't think you'd survive one year in that climate.
No.521050
>>521048
>Grilds, you need to clean that room.
What are you, his mom?
No.521051
No.521052
>>521048
clean rooms are shitteh
No.521053
>>521045
Not a whole lot. Yourself?
>>521046
Yes I do but it was honestly just a greeting. I think Sabs is a bit too innocent for me? Or something.
No.521054
>>521050
no
>>521052
Clean rooms are nice
No.521055
>>521053
I was meaning it more in jest than it came out.
No.521056
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>>521048
Wow, fuck this phone, anyway, yeah, I do but it's not so bad, and its going super slow like a percent every 4-5 minutes, so from my math it'll be like 3 hours.
No.521057
>>521047
Yeah. It really does.
>>521049
You're probably right. But at least the view might be pretty. Lots of snow and deciduous trees.
>>521053
I'm thinking about which book to read when I'm done with my current one. Any recommendations?
No.521058
>>521054
I see you as the fiesty, five foot tall Asian mom.
No.521059
>>521056
Now you can go out for a picknic with
No.521060
>>521059
picnic with your room mate***
No.521061
>>521055
No, I gathered that. Don't worry. haha
>>521057
Fifty Shades of Grey?
Otherwise I really enjoyed The Songs of Distant Earth.
No.521062
>>521057
move here. There is a fair amount of snow and cold. Nothing too ridiculous. You'll still get your 87 degree summers too. Then the colorful mapleleaves in the fall. Blackhawk stanley cups every 2 years.
No.521063
ask a high frogposter anything
No.521064
>>521063
Why do you like shitty memes
No.521065
>>521057
and lots of gay butt sex
No.521066
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No.521067
>>521048
Also the stuff on the shelf isorganized, and the stuff on the chair is ostsans, and everything around me is blankets and super fun military surplus.
No.521068
>>521066
So what's Tsuch up to?
No.521069
>>521065
I wanna fuck you in the ass right now
No.521070
>>521061
>The Songs of Distant Earth.
>Googles this…
It's been a while since I read a good sci-fi book. I'm going to see if they have this at the library. Thanks! It's my bed time now. I hope you have a great night.
>>521062
>>521065
Only 85 in the summer? Sounds gorgeous. That's an average winter day here. And when it snows out, all the gay butt sex will keep us warm!
I'm going to go dream about that now. Have a good butt sex. Dang it, I mean night! Good night. Gah, you're in my head now.
No.521071
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>>521036
Can we talk about killing?
Actually I have to go for a while again x.x
busy busy
>>521041
-hug-
>>521042
Sadness, but never mind
~~
bbl
No.521073
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>>521068
Looking out the window and watching near sideways rain and lightning storms.
Satellite went out so it's rather peaceful to just drink tea and look out the window at a storm.
No.521074
>>521067
Tell ostsans to be more clean. While waiting you should read something.
No.521075
>>521045
Maybe a little, I'm not sure though. The fire in me seems too far away to not be boring.
That's awesome, I'm glad she seems to be into it. I see where your great taste in everything comes from now!
>>521046
Okay… As long as it's just that.
Sorry for assuming.
No.521076
>>521070
You'll enjoy it. Night, Sabs.
>>521073
That sounds pretty spectacular, really.
No.521077
No.521078
>>521065
rose used to message me on youtube b4 all the freaks scared her off
No.521079
>>521071
It's like a heavy fogginess that feels like its where my heart is and makes me feel a bit annxious and slightly notaligiac
No.521080
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>>521076
The cadence of the rain battering against the roof in rhythm mixed with the near timed thundering just makes it's so peaceful.
No.521081
>>521078
That was an actual poster?
No.521082
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>>521081
4chan camwhore tranny.
No.521083
No.521084
>>521083
Thursday in places that matter.
No.521086
>>521078
Be nice if she came back. She has a massive following. There will always be trolls and haters but then there are the real fans.
No.521087
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>>521086
Rose was a dude, though.
Like, I thought he even posted his dick.
No.521088
>>521084
Time doesn't matter, we all die.
>>521085
Death.
No.521089
>>521081
>>521082
>>521086
yeh we used to message each other about book suggestions.
No.521090
>>521087
I suspected. I know a lot of people in webm threads and elsewhere talk about her/him.
No.521091
>>521081
also i think her youtube is randytaylor69
No.521092
>>521090
I think this is one or something. Not sure. Just in a generic camwhore folder someone uploaded however long ago.
No.521094
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No.521096
Read that as RandyOrton69
Kind of smiled.
>>521093
8 hour shift, and then I can sleep the whole weekend over.
No.521097
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No.521099
>>521089
>>521091
You scared her away Daggy!!
No.521100
>>521096
Nice that sounds so lovely
ooh I am jelly of you
>>521097
Idk
how accurate is this cosplay?
No.521101
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>>521098
You know you like it.
>>521100
Well have you seen boku no pico?
No.521102
>>521100
It's Boku no Pico.
No.521103
>>521069
Нету
>>521092
soto's fetish
No.521104
all these not wanting to die feels
making me want to die
No.521105
>>521100
Just want to sleep.
No.521106
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>>521079
hmm… interesting, how long does it usually last?
No.521107
>>521102
>>521101
yah but those cosplayers look legit female
I mean I guess what i was asking are
m/f cosplayers?
No.521108
>Eww
>But I have gifs of it saved.
No.521109
>>521106
anywhere ftrom minutes to days
>>521105
keep at it old boy
you'll get there
No.521110
>>521101
Despite my teasing of people, 2D shit really is the only form of "passable" traps for a moment of true honesty. In real life, it always just sort of falls short or "meh".
>>521108
I like saving things with funny filenames.
No.521111
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>>521107
I think they're guys.
No.521112
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>>521109
-hugs you from behind and squeezes-
No.521113
No.521114
>>521092
that is so shopped, also, she was a chick ahaha - she only left because people found her info and her little brother/older brothers facebook and stuff.
No.521115
Furfags can't into videogames.
No.521116
>>521111
nice quads
also damn, nice, rather convincing
>>521112
oh, hello there
No.521117
>>521110
I've seen passable traps before.
You like saving dicks.
>>521113
Yes.
No.521118
>>521115
I tried to appreciate you
but it jjust didn't play out the way I had it planned
No.521121
>>521118
What?
>>521119
They make my heart hurt, Eva
No.521123
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No.521124
>>521120
Have you seen Eraserhead?
No.521125
No.521126
>>521124
nope
but lizard babbys seem promising
No.521127
>>521124
David Lynch is simultaneously great and awful at times.
No.521129
>>521120
Heh, that's the best mindfuck yet
No.521130
>>521125
That baby fucked with me for like a week after I saw it.
It was like when I was a kid and saw the maggot-birth from The Fly all over again.
>>521126
It looks more like a Grimer baby tbh.
>>521127
Like hairpin turns for a weird analogy. Dem movie twists and turns.
He's dangerously close to highschool artfags that just photograph everything in black and white at times. Still referencing Eraserhead specifically cause I'm not sure what else he does/did.
No.521131
>>521128
He was shrugging in the pic. Seemed fitting.
No.521132
>>521129
NGE best mindfuck.
>>521130
ewwwwwww
No.521133
>>521132
That was from Total Recall.
No.521134
>>521132
The buildup to seeing it for the first time is amazing though. Worth the ride and kinda wish you didn't know what was coming. I didn't and that's probably why it was so fucking rad.
No.521135
>>521121
Aw. -Cuddles- Darn them~
No.521136
>>521133
hahahahahah
close
I prefer the classic inception for irl though
>>521134
damn google spoilers.
No.521138
>>521130
All I remember from recent years is him doing short films for high end luxury brands for whatever reason and doing a NIN video from his latest album.
I honestly don't think he's done anything since early 2000s.
No.521139
>>521135
*hug*
>>521136
irl? I don't even
>>521137
My head hurts Fooj make it stop
No.521140
>>521130
>>521138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Blue_Shanghai
It was for Dior.
I know there was another but too lazy to look it up.
No.521141
>MN getting swept in the Playoffs
No.521142
File: 1431058623156.png (224.35 KB, 472x447, 472:447, 1401395788_TFX2_Prime_Righ….png)

Holy fucking shit.
The most innocent looking princess-ass looking
fucking vulnerable looking girl will be the sluttiest, back-stabbing, attempt to fuck every single friend you know kind of self-harming slut.
Jesus fucking christ.
Humanity is disgusting.
Thank whatever higher power is out there I smelled something fishy.
No.521143
>>521139
Aww, sorry, ian :(
No.521144
No.521145
2010–2013 The Cleveland Show (voice actor only - Gus the Bartender) 17
I wish I still remained woefully ignorant of this.
Fuck you, Wikipedia.
No.521147
>>521143
Thankfully no class tomorrow so I can just sleep it off
We drinks tomorrow night?
>>521144
Oh. Well "that's the best mindfuck yet" is literally a line in Total Recall, I wasn't saying that Total Recall was the best mindfuck movie
No.521149
>>521146
Really pondering on slutshaming this bitch.
Like.
Plastering photos everywhere.
Old-school.
>>521147
oh, ok.
mb.
>>521148
I am seething.
No.521151
>>521149
Do it.
Post them.
No.521152
>>521151
too many people know my irl info. It's a no-go.
>>521150
Thirsty sluts who take advantage of people happened
No.521153
>>521149
>>521152
What ACTUALLY happened.
No.521154
>>521136
Oh well ;~;
So what's new, diggy?
>>521138
Hmm.
>Twin Peaks (TV Series) (creator) (announced) 2016
>The plot is unknown.
This could be interesting.
>>521140
*clicku*
>>521142
Looks can be deceiving. Don't judge a book by its cover. etc~
No.521155
>>521139
Other than that, doing well?
>>521152
You know Grim, revenge is a great dish served anyway but the best is when it's cold. Like pizza.
Simply ignore them entirely, remove them from your vision and have a happy life without anger toward them. They will feel unable to even make a mark and it'll do far more damage than going after them~
No.521156
No.521158
>>521155
>Simply ignore them entirely, remove them from your vision and have a happy life without anger toward them. They will feel unable to even make a mark and it'll do far more damage than going after them~
That doesn't necessarily work all the time. That's like what someone does when they know they don't have the weight to cause some heavy revenge damage.
No.521159
No.521160
>>521141
Wish thought that the wild would beat the hawks. I'm waiting for her to come on so I can straighten her canadian ass out.
No.521161
>>521153
I don't want to assume the worst and will let him air out his side but gonna guess full Chii.
>>521154
Yeah, it's gonna be on…Netflix? I think. Netflix paid a shitload of money for exclusive rights to the original series ages ago so I foresee it being that.
No.521162
>>521155
Mhmm. No class til Monday, so that's nice
No.521164
>>521161
I should probably get netflix again.
No.521165
>>521158
No, you are not seeing the pain to one's pride when they are treated as small as ants.
If you think you need heavy damage revenge then they won anyway, you wasted more time of your life specifically on them.
Especially if the person is as he said, a 'slut', as that derives from a need for attention.
You merely feed that need with heavy damage revenge.
Same with going after trolls.
>>521162
Ooh? Still waiting to the weekend to drink?
No.521166
Gotta pee but someone is in the shower
No.521168
>>521165
Yessir. Or tomorrow night, if that doesn't count as the weekend
No.521169
No.521170
Twin Peaks was fucking great
No.521171
>>521167
-tugs your blouse and wants pets too- ._.
No.521172
>>521166
why arre you peeeing in the showeR?
>>521142
>trusting anybody ever
No.521173
>>521164
The streaming only plan is like $8 to $10 last I checked. I just use my brother's.
It's still pretty cheap at least.
>>521166
Pee in the shower.
>>521170
Agreed.
I can't remember if it was VHS or DVD my mother had it on that I watched.
No.521174
>>521165
You combine revenge with attention as if they are on the same level. The revenge damage you seek should surely aim to cause them to grief to a point where they are not worrying about the attention they are receiving but 'oh shit oh shit oh shit'.
If you haven't made them cry or panic etc then you failed.
No.521175
>>521172
Shower's in the bathroom
Along with the toilet
No.521176
>>521155
>>521154
>>521153
>Meet cute grill at lunch
>Hit it off
>Have lunch with her semi often
>Find out she has tons of emotional baggage, is a self harmer, etc
[WARNING SIGNS GO HERE]
>Help her out with them, get her to chill with some of my other buddies, create a general happy and safe atmosphere
>Fast forward one week
>makeout sessions daily, things are looking promising, thinking about cuffing
>friend forwards chats from her to him involving her trying to hookup with him, not a care in the world
and this is why you never ignore the warning signs, kids
No.521177
>>521175
Go outside and piss on a tree. It's late at night.
No.521178
>>521175
There's a curtain on the shower though aint there
stop being so shy you girl
No.521179
>>521171
-pets you as well- ^^
Time to go, bye bye.
No.521180
>>521176
I dunno, I probably wouldn't have seen it either. Oh well, time to move on and let her self-destruct as she clearly was when you met her
No.521181
>>521176
Let's be honest, if you're not in a relationship and it's just a fuck, why care if she hits on everyone else too?
No.521182
>>521176
It's like seeing someone go bad with wealth and power.
No.521183
>>521176
damn that's rough.
No.521184
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No.521185
>>521167
-Huggles-
>>521168
Awesome! :3
>>521174
Revenge is attention.
Every tear you make them cry, someone else will console them for. Bringing them closer to being more important to someone else, allowing them to move right on while you dwell on them thinking you're "oh so big" because you got revenge.
No.521186
>>521176
>>Find out she has tons of emotional baggage
you have something in common then
No.521187
>>521177
No I'll get arrested maybe.
>>521178
PRIVACY
BOUNDARIES
No.521188
>subtitles ssay [massive attack teardrop]
>subtitles are wrong as fuck
No.521189
>>521185
Lol, IMO I wouldn't give 2 shits about what they did after I made them cry.
>>521186
Ease-up Neru
No.521190
>>521176
Were you actually dating?
Cause if not you're overreacting… Like officially dating, not just happen to be making out such.
No.521192
>>521189
oh it just sounds to me like her side of the story could be presented with really similar stuffs with slightly different circumstances is all
No.521193
>>521191
SERIOUS SHIT OKAY
you don't walk in on someone taking a shower and be like 'oh hey I'm gonna pee now' unless it's an absolute emergency.
No.521194
>>521189
But you do, that's why you got revenge to begin with.
If you didn't, you wouldn't have bothered.
No.521195
>>521192
Get back to making pastries.
No.521196
>>521190
We were about to.
>>521186
Everyone has a little bit of it.
But not everyone has diabetes.
Or intense autism.
Like you.
>>521183
Good thing we weren't official or anything
No.521197
>>521185
You gonna drink with me? :3
>>521195
To put on penises?
No.521198
>>521195
too sleepy I should bindstead
No.521199
>>521193
If it's like a glass shower, then yes.
If it's a non-transparent shower curtain, it's pretty alright to just walk in and just pee if you're a guy since it's a quick thing.
No.521200
>>521194
Causing someone grief to the point of tears is already good signification that you've done what you were aiming to do. Why need to care more than that. life.
No.521201
what is up with the autism thing eitherway
No.521203
>>521193
yeah I would kinda agree I suppose unless you are like close and you gt a good shower curtain
then I mean it might be o.k maybe if it has to
No.521205
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>>521202
Different strokes and views of privacy, I guess. Accidental nudity exposure or other times never has really been awkward to me. I remember when getting ready for school, me and my brother would be in the shared bathroom at the same time with one showering and the other brushing their teeth or combing their hair or whatever and both of us still even talking during that time. I just don't see how that's awkward or invasive.
No.521206
>>521201
it's a meme
a surprising amount of peopel you'll find in niche communites will show signs of poor social awareness commonly seen as a staple of autism
No.521207
next poster makes new thread
No.521208
No.521209
No.521220
>>521203
It's the principle and the awkwardness.
Unless your dick is about explode, It's kind of unfair to interrupt the sanctity of a nice, hot shower when you wake up. Shit makes a difference. Maybe that's just my pet-peeve.
>>521205
Read above.
It really is just kind of a pet-peeve that doesn't bother me TOO MUCH.
But it does stick in my craw and I get a little anxious about it.