No.543234
>>543229
I like MrCreepyPasta
No.543235
No.543238
>>543228
> paying attention to these things
BORING
No.543239
>Click here to find out if your antivirus software sucks!
fuck off hotwheels, pls.
you sounds like a torrent site banner ad.
No.543241
Why are you so gay, posters?
No.543243
>>543234
Oh me too
his voice is perfect for it
No.543246
>>543233
If I give you a heart will you stop?
No.543247
>>543243
His voice is pretty spooky
No.543248
>>543245
Yes how could you forget?
>>543244
It is super spooky
well not really I haven't been paying attention
No.543249
>>543225
Why would you spoiler that?
>>543223
See you later tonight I guess. :3c
>>543241
Because I likes butts so much that my appreciation for them goes beyond gender.
No.543250
File: 1431808391719.png (288.01 KB, 462x636, 77:106, adsfasfdsfdsafsdfsdafdsfsa….png)
No.543251
>>543243
I especially like listening to him as I'm falling asleep, makes for interesting dreams.
No.543252
>>543248
Do you like being scared
No.543253
>>543250
Typing a stutter is going to give away more than you think.
No.543254
>>543247
It can be a little relaxing sometimes too
which makes it even spookier when the scary parts come
>>543251
I try not to fall asleep while watching him but it happens sometimes
>>543252
yes
No.543255
>>543248
I have bad memory and stuffs…
>>543253
Everytime you type a stutter text, you give away your anal virginity to 4m.
No.543256
careefully inserting food because a while since last food and that is dangerous for your tummy
No.543257
File: 1431808531258.jpg (70.39 KB, 484x500, 121:125, e7853a052fedf82a816e044878….jpg)
>>543249
Forgot to put the spoiler off.
Plus, butts are amazing, are they not?
No.543258
>>543255
that's why I am here to remind you
No.543259
Are you putting food in your ass?
No.543260
>>543254
I'm gonna scare you then
No.543261
File: 1431808539715.png (378.13 KB, 622x648, 311:324, dfsafdsfasfsadfsdafdsfasfs….png)
No.543262
>>543258
Thank you very much, senpai.
No.543263
File: 1431808656111.png (370.82 KB, 522x511, 522:511, One Day, Emma will have my….png)
No.543265
>>543260
you cant scare me!
>>543262
I'm not a senpai btw
No.543266
>>543259
No, but I do have a lot of leftover mayo, chili relish and stalebread to make use of.
Could make a butt sandwich <3
No.543269
File: 1431808800485.png (313.33 KB, 662x656, 331:328, asdfsfasdfdsfadsfdsfsdfdsf….png)
No.543270
>>543263
>
>>543264
That's pretty L E W D
>>543265
W-What are you saying, senpai?
>>543266
I uh…
Why?
No.543273
>>543269
I'm a sadist so it's not my fault.
No.543274
>>543268
Not sure what more to say, let lady alcohol speak for me soon. Give it 30 mins.
No.543276
>>543272
pretty morbid, love.
No.543277
>>543271
No, that'd ruin the surprise silly
No.543278
File: 1431808943516.png (971.1 KB, 1078x976, 539:488, dfasfdsafdsfsafsdfasfdsfas….png)
>>543273
It never is, right~?
No.543281
>>543279
Don't worry your cute little head about it silly, it's a surprise!
No.543282
>>543281
Fine but I don't like waiting
No.543283
No.543284
>>543276
it's the truth, isn't it? i mean we're all blood and guts on the inside. i simply acknowledge that.
No.543285
Kitty cat-chan and Desu-kun should date
No.543286
>>543282
What if I want you to wait?
No.543287
>>543285
pick up your underwear already
No.543288
>>543283
You're like Northern Mexicans?
No.543289
File: 1431809194051.png (154.93 KB, 341x399, 341:399, dfsafsdfsdfasfsdfasfdsfdas….png)
>>543275
Everyone gets that on trips to the US, not just Canadians.
> ARE YOU A TERRORIST?
If I was, would I be telling you at the border?
> DO YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS TO NAZI GERMANY?
rly now?
No.543290
>>543285
You should be a matchmaker, blood.
No.543291
>>543254
I do it for the rush.
No.543292
>>543288
Southern Brazilians
No.543293
>Steam account hacked my Russians
No.543295
>>543292
How does that even work?
No.543298
>>543295
If you go south enough it becomes north
No.543299
File: 1431809368291.png (1.13 MB, 1242x1057, 1242:1057, dfsafdsfdsafsdfsdfsdafdsfs….png)
>>543296
I got told off twice by people I was travelling with for mentioning bombs in a US airport.
kek
No.543300
>>543299
my mom slapped me in an airport for shopping for ammo on my phone.
No.543301
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>543293
You should keep your Russians in a safer place then.
No.543302
>>543298
I could say that's one way to look at it but North is already a fixed position.
No.543303
File: 1431809510715.jpg (46.28 KB, 434x675, 434:675, 5c7a514d27ab35a85ad97c322a….jpg)
>>543299
Serves you right, security ain't paid to have a sense of humor, they're paid to put deviants like you in jail
No.543304
No.543305
>>543284
I like to imagine we're all flowers and love.
No.543306
>>543302
That's subjective
No.543307
>>543289
You should see how them damned canadians treat us when we go up there. That's what happened to my friends and me there too.
>grim reaper tattoo
ARE YOU APART OF THE DAMN KLAN?
No.543309
>Same IP trying to get into my email
Aw fuck.
No.543310
>>543297
the rush of the dreams it gives me, I love nightmares and if they're bad enough to make me wake up I go back to sleep to try to continue.
No.543311
>>543304
Don't worry Dots, you could always say you work for MI6, it worked for Mr.Nice.
No.543312
No.543313
>>543309
What the hell you did to draw attention to Russian hackers?
No.543314
>>543305
i like to imagine everyone i love isn't either going to kill themselves or leave me.
[sigh]
No.543315
>>543313
I'd like to know so they'd stop.
No.543316
>>543310
I can't stand nightmares they're the worst
No.543317
>>543306
It's subjective in the sense that the north point is relative to fixed coordinates on earth.
No.543318
>>543299
A guy in the US military disappeared after the German polizei pulled him out of the airport when he joked about bombs. He had a direct order to not say anything about bombs then from his superior. The guy was mentioned this was off doing something else in the military so he never found out what happened.
No.543320
>>543315
Save your bank details on a sticky note so no keyloggers can get you.
No.543322
>>543311
A cunning plan, indeed.
>>543313
It is ze Russian mafia.
No.543324
>>543314
I was just expecting you to call me naive or foolish, and then insult me.
Loco pls.
No.543325
>>543317
But how is it fixed if the earth rotates? :^)
No.543326
>>543313
>SCANNER
yeah, that's what they do. They scan for vulnerabilities and if they see something they will go for it. Kind of like the unicode bug. They used to always try to exploit that with tons of IPs from the get go. ../../../../ web address.
No.543327
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>543319
>>543321
Wizards. No sense of right and wrong.
No.543328
>>543323
that's just me ^^
No.543330
>>543324
i like to pretend you're an intelligent conversationalist who can satisfy me sexually and romantically.
better?
No.543331
File: 1431810067042.png (777.32 KB, 729x894, 243:298, dsafsfdsadsgfasgfagfasdgfa….png)
>>543330
Are you quite mad, sir?
No.543333
>>543330
No not really.
I don't think you're going to find anyone else who's willing to put up with the narcissistic personality, so you might as well get over it and get with me.
No.543334
>>543329
"Cho Chang takes monster shits" - J.K. Rowling.
this is spectacular o.o
No.543336
No.543337
>>543322
Russians have no mafia, just a conglomerate of misanthropic drunks.
No.543338
>>543333
>implying everyone isn't clamoring to get into my panties
what world are you living in.
No.543340
No.543341
>>543325
The earth rotates along the axis of the north and south points/poles. A subjective image of an 'up' for the earth doesn't dictate that the north point would be at the very top and rotate along a latitude.
No.543342
File: 1431810231845.png (549.06 KB, 868x670, 434:335, fdfasfsdfsadfsdfdsfdsfsafa….png)
>>543337
They call themselves the mafia, though!
Don't let them hear you insult them or you'll be NEXT.
No.543343
>>543340
that's the one where i'm an irresistible beast though.
No.543344
File: 1431810281565.png (917.28 KB, 1228x1258, 614:629, Screen Shot 2015-05-16 at ….png)
>>543339
canon statements from J.K. Rowling
No.543345
>>543341
Why are you still here, Goggs? Did you even nap?
No.543346
>>543343
To the very few who see your worth.
No.543348
>>543342
Pfft, scum only goes after other scum if they act scummy to one another.
No.543349
>>543341
That's pretty subjective, man.
No.543350
>>543316
I enjoy them, probably too much, I woke up crying from one, and still went back to sleep trying to continue it, they're like movies but so much more real.
No.543352
No I'm tired and doing my stuff while talking to wish about something I know or can fathom very little of right now.
>>543349
http://burro.case.edu/Academics/Astr306/Coords/I08-20-celestialsphere.jpg
Stahp mind is already tired
No.543353
No.543354
>>543346
i do not seek the approval of the uncultured and unintelligent masses. let my beauty be known only to those worthy of beholding it, and i will be satisfied.
ie not you
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
No.543355
>>541770 (clockwork)
wats a skippy? o_O
i've eaten skippy stick before
No.543356
They're gonna take days to respond, huh?
No.543357
>>543354
Loco please.
I've had better burns in YOUR MOMS SEX DUNGEON
:^))))
No.543360
>>543350
how can you do it?
>>543351
why?
No.543362
>>543357
yes well she does leak chlorhydric acid out of her vagina.
like all women.
No.543364
>>543355
A kangarooooo!
>>543352
Oh, Goggs.
No.543366
>>543349
here's me. your're turn.
No.543369
>>543362
I meant more like
putting out a cigarette on their chest
stop it.
No.543370
>>543359
i woke up
then i went out
then i came home
then i replied
>>543364
;~;
i ate a kangaroo peperoni stick
No.543371
>>543367
Not here, it's far too embarrassing
No.543372
>>543352
So since that picture says north is actually up right that's north, right?
Who decided that was the right space up for the picture?
No.543373
>>543363
Good luck with that, better go to your bank first if they're buying games.
No.543374
>>543371
let's go to steam then
No.543375
No.543376
>>543369
if you had fucked my mother you'd know she doesn't have a chest or regularly segmented sections of any kind.
No.543378
>>543376
In the scenario I said, she would have put the cigarette out on my chest.
No.543379
No.543380
>>543378
she doesn't smoke.
No.543381
>>543380
Could have been mine.
No.543382
>>543380
>>543378
Candles.
You're welcome.
No.543383
>>543373
Thankfully, I locked my steam account.
So there should be no purchases in my name. If they do happen, I can contact my bank and let them know I was hacked.
No.543384
>>543372
I don't know what that means. Can't I just enjoy your presence in peace.
No.543385
>>543380
You didn't even know Damami fucked here so how reliable of a source are you?
No.543386
>>543384
It's like how people in the south see the moon upside down.
No.543387
No.543388
>>543386
Pls stop breaking Goggles, Wish.
No.543389
I reek of testosterone-charged sweat.
Who wants to give me a hug.
No.543390
>>543360
I just do, there's like some kind of a seperation there in my brain when it comes to dreams, like they're a simulation.
No.543392
File: 1431811083526.png (312.05 KB, 510x503, 510:503, asdfafdsafdsfsafdsfdsafdfd….png)
No.543393
>>543388
Am I really breaking him if he wasn't working to begin with?
>>543389
Poster below me does.
No.543395
>>543389
Me. 3 hugs a day improves health.
No.543396
File: 1431811091850.png (313.33 KB, 662x656, 331:328, asdfsfasdfdsfadsfdsfsdfdsf….png)
>>543393
Yes.
I liked him how he was.
No.543397
>>543381
You're a little pussy white boy. You don't smoke.
No.543398
>>543394
In some countries, people see that as μμμμμμμ
No.543399
No.543401
>>543396
I like him no matter how broken he is :3
No.543402
>>543397
You don't know me.
esé.
No.543403
>>543400
Nnnnnh~
Your hugs are like a nightly tucking in by that creepy uncle who has all the 10 seasons of South Park on VHS
No.543404
>>543347
>>543344
thats some tumblr tier shit right there
No.543405
File: 1431811218428.png (433.67 KB, 691x642, 691:642, fdsaffdsfdsafsdfsafsadfasd….png)
>>543400
T-thanks.
>>543401
So do I, but I don't want him completely broken!
No.543406
>>543398
The heck are you trying to do to me
No.543407
>>543403
creepy uncles are a legit trigger here
the more you know
No.543408
No.543409
>>543405
He's not!
See look, μe's still talking.
>>543406
I'm just trying to give you a basic introduction to logic and reasoning μere.
No.543411
File: 1431811341370.png (95.99 KB, 307x330, 307:330, dfasfsdafasfsdfsdfsafdsfsa….png)
>>543409
Yeah, but I'm feeling sorry for him now!
No.543412
>>543385
you don't even have a degree in formal logic. how reliable a critic are you? what right do you have to question what i do and don't know?
none.
No.543413
>>543410
i don't get what you mean when you say that word
No.543414
>>543411
Whyy? It's cute ^^;
>>543412
I once spent three consecutive nights hiding under your bed.
No.543415
>>543413
That's a shame.
Perhaps you could consult multiple internet search databases, like Google, Yahoo, Wikipedia, and Bing.
No.543416
File: 1431811491568.png (440.61 KB, 517x669, 517:669, dfafdsfsdfsafdsfasfdsafdsf….png)
>>543414
Yeah, I know he is.
No.543417
>>543409
Wish can't you jsut be pretty and stuff as normal without all the stuff
No.543418
No.543420
>>543414
Oh no, you must have heard those WOMEN I was having sex with every night if you were under neath my bed.
Now the secret is out that I regularly fuck WOMEN every night!
No.543422
>>543418
It's because you're always spreading your legs you fucking whore.
No.543424
>>543410
>>543408
>>543407
Well, you speak of what you know. My dude was named Gary. Fat fuck. He also liked Liverpool Football Club a lot.
No.543425
>>543415
why whould an uncle trigger you?
No.543426
>>543416
Do you have a crush on him?
>>543417
Sorry senpai.
Hey, did you μear? I tμink Dotter μas a crusμ on you :3c
>>543420
Woah man.
Those were about as WOMEN as Lucy.
No.543427
>>543422
What's wrong with having a little fun??
No.543428
No.543429
>>543425
Because creepy uncles have been known to molest their nieces/nephews at a young age.
No.543431
>>543426
And now the cat's out of the bag.
Everyone, I'm actually a homosexual.
No.543432
No.543433
>>543426
I admit to nuffin!
No.543434
>>543432
It has happened to a lot of us.
No.543435
No.543436
>>543412
I enjoy this gif too much, I can't help but watch it every time it's posted, sometimes for minutes on end.
No.543437
File: 1431811912971.jpg (30.71 KB, 500x468, 125:117, tumblr_mnlfboVxFD1soq011o1….jpg)
>>543426
he admits to nuffin
No.543438
>>543427
prolapsed uterus.
No.543439
>>543436
Underage girls spreading their legs has that effect on people.
No.543440
>>543438
That's just a small price to pay for having "loads" of fun~
No.543441
>>543431
This was a surprise to literally nobody.
>>543433
Aww, don't be so shy :3
>>543437
Okay, μe μas a crusμ on you but just isn't willing to admit it.
No.543442
>>543440
Want to have some more?
No.543443
>>543439
and scissor kicks are sexxy!
No.543444
No.543445
>>543441
Does it matter if he does?
No.543446
Also Loco I have a question
No.543447
>>543445
I tμink you two would make a cute couple :3
No.543448
>>543447
he knows I have another
No.543449
File: 1431812250976.png (180.97 KB, 333x403, 333:403, dfasdfsafdsfsadfsdfsdafdsf….png)
No.543450
No.543451
File: 1431812298787.png (315.94 KB, 325x583, 325:583, fsdafdfsafsadfsafsafasdfsd….png)
>>543447
>>543448
That and Goggles is on the other side of the world from me and I'll probably never get to meet him.
>>543450
It's too awesome, though ;_;
No.543452
>>543444
I'll Steam you.
>>543446
?
No.543453
>>543452
What was up with what just happened on steam
No.543454
File: 1431812400027.png (165.81 KB, 540x759, 180:253, tumblr_nog5mxBZu11rnse0ho1….png)
>>543453
Let's not discuss that.
No.543455
>>543448
That is none of my concern.
>>543451
Don't let the small details get in your way.
No.543456
>>543454
Aw come on, I helped out.
And I don't judge either, unlike some people I know.
No.543457
>>543456
It was a thing for Amy.
No.543458
File: 1431812541550.png (200.8 KB, 250x391, 250:391, tumblr_m1d0o6yvHv1r152odo2….png)
>>543455S
Should probably just stop
No.543459
>>543457
Was I just used to further your relationship with Amy?
No.543460
>>543459
I thought you liked me using you, sugarplum.
No.543461
>>543455
I'd much prefer to hook up with someone I can actually spend time with in person.
Even though Goggs is pretty cute.
No.543462
>>543460
Depends on what way you're using me, of course.
No.543463
Steam, wooooork
I want to fuuuuck
No.543464
>>543463
It's working for me.
No.543465
>>543458
Once you go to bed~
>>543461
Hahahah
No.543466
No.543467
>>543462
There, I sorted it.
No.543469
No.543470
>>543467
I suppose for you that was an act of kindness.
No.543471
>>543470
What else would it be.
No.543472
>>543471
An act brought on by sexual frustration, duh.
No.543473
>>543469
Nothing, nevermind.
No.543474
File: 1431812930342.png (735.48 KB, 941x1005, 941:1005, dfadfasfdsfsdfsadfdsfdsafd….png)
No.543475
>>543472
Letting other people enjoy it is a kindness. If I weren't so nice I'd just touch myself.
No.543478
No.543479
>>543475
I'd still think about you doing it though, so in a way you pleasured me.
No.543482
No.543483
File: 1431813101468.png (131.52 KB, 335x363, 335:363, dfsafdsafdsfdsafdsfsdfsafa….png)
No.543485
File: 1431813157459.png (805.05 KB, 845x899, 845:899, 295ebd7f0402e776b6d39d30f8….png)
No.543486
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*touches you in the only way a brit can*
*in the hippocampus and your cutlery*
No.543488
>>543487
Then you're a pussy.
No.543489
>>543488
You shouldn't touch those without permission.
No.543490
>>543489
Yeah but, ever read terms and conditions in online places? Everything you post is public ground. >:3
No.543494
Where's everybody?
>>543493
You're the liquid, Scanz0r.
No.543496
File: 1431814031377.png (430.23 KB, 1364x768, 341:192, vlcsnap-2015-04-03-13h41m5….png)
>>543494
i was busy doing a drawing. please forgive me.
No.543497
>>543494
Well, blood alchol… problably I'm more ethonal then methonal.
No.543498
>>543495
Hmmm?
>>543496
Sorry! Continue ;_;
>>543497
You're a puddle of wet.
No.543499
File: 1431814212570.gif (499.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 9eff3ce0a6a979ff0da3b87008….gif)
>>543498
I lied, I'm eating breadsticks and watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYfnN4nqC48
Please forgive me.
No.543501
>>543498
I'll be the best slime boy.
No.543502
>>543498
I'm throwing games out as ideas for us to play.
>>543500
Hey DQt.
No.543503
>>543502
I've been waiting since the day told the threads I worked there for that .///.
No.543504
>>543494
I moved to my laptop and someone got me watching a Monty Python sketch.
>>543500
Elmaaaaa~
No.543505
>>543502
Tabletop sim? But we ain't money.
Want me to figure out some cheap shit?
No.543506
>>543499
I will always love you, even if you like to put crayons in your nose and eat soap ♥
>>543501
Nonono.
Puddle.
>>543502
Get GTA V :3
No.543508
>>543506
Will you love me too?
No.543510
>>543503
I know.
I threatened to kill anyone who said it first because I wanted to keep you waiting.
>>543505
The last time I tried to play Pathfinder with threadders you got drunk and bailed.
No thx.
>>543506
I already have it on Xbone.
I told you this yesterday.
No.543511
File: 1431814675450.png (263.99 KB, 1364x768, 341:192, vlcsnap-2015-03-24-22h05m2….png)
>>543506
Woah, what?
Are you replying to the forgive me part or are you being serious? Or are you being facetious in reply to my being lying and manipulative so as to teach me a lesson, like a "your own medicine" sort of thing?
Uwah.
No.543512
>>543510
I'm drunk now and still hear though.
No.543513
>>543508
Yuus ^^
>>543509
Laptop
I don't like my laptop.
Buy me a Dell XPS13 2015 :3
>>543510
But it's not cross-platform ;_;
>>543511
*head pats*
No.543514
>>543512
That's clearly because I'm here too.
No.543515
>>543512
*here
You weren't when it mattered.
>>543513
I got mine before you did.
So it's your fault for not wanting to play with me hard enough.
No.543516
>>543514
Guess you'll have to take responsibility of all my actions then.
Are you ready for that shit?
No.543517
>>543504
Heya Dotter^^
How's your weekend so far?
>>543510
Thankies. How's you?
Did you fix your bike?
No.543518
>>543515
If my existence mattered, clearly shit wasn't meant to be.
No.543520
>>543513
Yaaaaaaay <3
>>543513
I could give you an Elitebook 8460p if you came to collect it. It's one work's throwing out but is in good condition.
>>543516
I'm never taking responsibility for you. do I look like your mum to you?
No.543521
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>>543520
Then I'm not here for you, shitlord.
No.543522
>>543517
Yeah but only because someone threw it over a fence.
The chain got rekt.
No.543523
>>543517
Going well, thanks~
I'm curled up on my sofa, watching netflix on the TV, posting on the laptop and enjoying some drinks.
This is the life.
How's yours going?
>>543521
Oh well~
No.543524
>>543515
Okay.
>>543520
I wanna buy another ThinkPad but I already have one.
No.543526
>>543519
You have a nice fap?
No.543528
>>543524
Bleeeeeh.
The US side of my employer's buys those for everyone, we go HP in Europe.
No.543529
>>543520
>>543524
send him the delivery money, elitebooks are the shit
No.543531
>>543529
I wouldn't go that far, but our people put them through hell.
They're pretty reliable for business laptops.
No.543532
>>543529
I could get locally.
>>543525
*chu*
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>>543523
This is why I don't have much friends. ;-;
No.543535
note to self: take advantage of Dotter being a nice guy when in UK.
>>543532
*explodes*
No.543536
>>543531
i partially disassembled mine, and it seems tougher than any laptop ive ever owned
>>543532
but it would be cheaper to have the free one delivered
No.543537
>>543534
Take some responsibility for yourself and you might!
No.543538
>>543535
Honestly, I have enough laptops as it is and I keep offering people an 8460 and no-one fucking wants one.
Everyone's too concious of accepting gifts or something. Even ones that don't cost me anything.
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>>543522
What kind of person throws a bike?
>>543523
That sounds quite peachy if I do say so myself~
Not too shabby. Friday evening I learned a buncha new stuffs on my skateboard and I got out a bit early today at work so I might work on that a little soon.
>>543530
For another moment or two. I'll be back later though^^
>>543533
O_O
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>>543539
did you milk your fucking cock? Did you make a mother fucking mess?
No.543543
>>543538
Well if you've still got it come August I'll swing around and take it off your hands. I'm kind like that.
Whereabouts do you live, btw?
No.543544
>>543541
So… I get to say it again later?
No.543545
>>543544
If you so desire.
A blank-wall's worth of attention is nice~
No.543546
>>543537
Yeah, this is why I have no friends. Fuck people.
No.543547
>>543536
I don't wanna be a burden.
Or soimething!
>>543535
*pet*
There there…
No.543548
>>543545
You saying I'm just a blank wall?
No.543549
>>543540
I could, yeah.
>>543543
I'm in Essex. I'd probably sell it if I was stuck with it for that long. That again, I can probably get two of them out of work.
No.543550
im 2tired, nini thread
>>543547
see >>543538
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>>543548
That's not what I meant!! >.<
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>>543541
I don't know, I don't understand crazy people.
No.543557
>>543556
you don't understand yourself
No.543558
>>543550
I feel in debt and I can't repay a good laptop.
I mean I'd be pretty yay but still
BUT STILL
nini qt
No.543559
>>543557
I understand myself quite well.
No.543560
>>543558
>I feel in debt and I can't repay a good laptop.
I look forward to the day when I find someone who's actually selfish.
kek
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I'll accept your laptop~
>>543561
Story time?
No.543563
>>543560
Why do you have so many free laptops?
No.543564
>>543562
mobas.
pretty boring on your side.
but hey, smiles got me into a good position in the RP game, pathfinder today
No.543565
>>543564
ohhh. You're an RPer now?
Why haven't you *actioned* my nouns yet?
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>>543563
Because I work in IT.
I get first choice on stuff that's being thrown out.
The place I work at swaps out computers that are 3yrs old, regardless of their condition.
No.543571
>>543570
paint your nails bright red first.
No.543572
>>543541
Actually forgot to reply to this.
Yeah, it's pretty peachy~
Drink with meeeee.
No.543573
>>543568
Can I live with you
brb showeruu
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>>543571
ranger
elf
No.543576
>>543573
W-why?
Enjoy your shower~
No.543577
No.543578
what's a decent computer to buy, dotter? I;m just thinking about buying a cheap alienware computer with core i5 and 6 GB of ram and just replacing the ram sticks to 8GB and replace the graphics card.
No.543579
>tfw luka never asked if they could live with you
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No.543581
>>543580
it's 630. you want me to go out my way to be a blade or a msi computer for 2k?
No.543582
>>543578
Argh. I hate people asking me what laptop they should buy.
Would you use it for games?
If so, buy one with a graphics card rather than onboard graphics.
Look at a price comparison site and decide on a budget for what you're willing to spend and if you find a laptop that looks nice, look up reviews.
I've got a custom build from a few years ago that's still serving me well.
>>543579
>
No.543584
>>543581
I don't know what you're going on about, but it is almost ALWAYS better to build a computer from the ground up.
There are various sites that can help you.
Let me point you towards them.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-build-a-computer/
https://pcpartpicker.com/
No.543585
>>543582
not a laptop. If i wanted a decent laptop i would get a lenovo think pad W2. This is desktop.
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>>543579
too scared
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>>543584
>800
not bad at all. plus there;s a asus monitor that is 129 and a logitech keyboard mouse piece that is 30 dollars. i'm willing to spend on a computer that is powerful, but i don't want spend on the name brand or hardware buzzword specs.
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>>543575
This one is nice.
Also, check.
No.543589
>>543585
Oh, a desktop. Hmmmmm.
I'd say build one from scratch if you possibly can. It'd save you a lot of money and give you a lot more flexibility.
No.543590
Hanging out with irl friends and I'm realizing that I hate them.
I would seriously rather be home on my computer posting here.
No.543591
>>543590
grrr IRL people >:(
yay anime freinds posting
No.543593
>>543586
/hugs you warmly
>>543587
Don't skimp out on cpu, motherboard, and ram
I made the mistake of skimping out on my mobo for some asrock bullshit, and it is the bottleneck when I overclock. I have a 4.4Ghz right now, but I'm sure I can hit 4.6+
No.543595
>>543589
okie. it's just sad that you unfriended me on steam. I just an overall powerful yet well rounded computer. I want it to run photoshop and multiple applications at one time just fine but i want it also play some graphic intensive games at a decent fps. I just want something that is powerful and built to last a while. thanks for the advice. you too Grim.
No.543596
>>543590
not really friends, then.
You should work on moving to the city.
No.543597
>>543593
my class will be ranger
and i'll be a pretty elf
i'll snipe all the mean monsters!
No.543599
>>543595
Did I? Who are you, anyway?
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>>543593
what is recommended then? my price range is under 1000.
No.543602
>>543571
brb nailpolish shopping~
>>543572
I have a single 18oz Budweiser…
No.543603
>>543599
could you give me the recommended specs for what i am talking about, dotter?
No.543604
>>543601
It varies. Based on your specifications, you will want 16GB of RAM for comfort, and a GTX 770 would also work for you. Cpu, I would look for 3.3Ghz minimum.
No.543605
>>543593
Asrock used to be complete and utter ass back 10 years ago.
No.543606
>>543603
Tell me who you are first or it's going to bug me.
No.543608
>>543605
I have not tried their higher quality boards, but I will definitely go to ASUS or GIGABYTE when I see it time to upgrade.
>>543602
ayyyy
No.543609
>>543606
W-W-
WWE SMACKDOWN
It's W-Wallace.
No.543610
>>543608
I love them and possibly MSI. I have an MSI board right now that just works and works.
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>>543608
just kidding, not right now. Maybe I'll stop by the brand new dollar tree tomorrow ^~^
No.543616
>>543613
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.543617
>>543611
Plenty of places to stuff your cawk in that eh?
No.543618
Dat Capcom sale doe.
Got RE2: Revelations for $3!
No.543619
>>543603
See >>543604
It's difficult for me to give you a spec to a budget since my currency is different.
No.543620
>>543617
Yes. I bet a titty fuck would feel out of this world.
No.543621
>>543615
Sounds like a plan to me.
Man, I'm so hungry.
Wish you could whip me up something nice.
>>543597
coolio
I'll be swingin magic-infused swords around
>>543618
wowowowow
I would buy but my banks investigating my account
they think I'm a terrorist or drug dealer
:C
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>>543621
Whoa, what?
Where is your lawyer?
No.543625
>>543623
That was pretty good. Drink with me? I just poured my first drink.
Jameson/coke.
No.543626
>>543621
how you doin today
No.543627
yeah. 600 pounds could get you a apple watch which is 1000 US dollars at retail.
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>>543625
I drank Thursday night though :x
No.543631
>>543624
woah, I'm not spending 2g's on a lawyer
I have nothing to hide and my account should be opened up pretty soon
>>543626
hungary
No.543632
Sup faggots, no more booze, no more poison, it all goes downhill from here.
No.543633
>>543629
That was two nights ago, I think you can manage at least one cocktail.
>>543631
Aren't you ashamed of the dragon dildos? :3
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>>543621
and i'll hide in the shadows like an assasin and fire my sniper rifle to cover anyone who hires me.
and i'll be a traveler and uhm.. merc maybe? going all over exploring cool places and sniping things before they could even touch me
and then i sneak up and take all the loots :)
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No.543640
Going to go ride around with a friend.
Later.
>>543633
Maybe when I get back, mm'kay? :3
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>>543639
What's good?
>>543640
Okay, sounds like a plan!
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>>543621
Sh-should I wear an apron too~?
No.543644
>>543641
hello there <3
>>543642
I'm good
how about you?
No.543645
>>543644
hihi, how were your shows?
No.543646
>>543644
Fine thanks. Enjoying my first cocktail of the weekend.
Anything fun in your near future?
>>543643
Don't wear an apron, wear nothing at all.
No.543647
>>543635
so hungry
>>543633
pls
if it was anything it would be thermite compounds for home experimentation
>>543643
yep.
but only an apron.
maybe some slippers too.
No.543648
>>543645
Well I'm still watching it silly
>>543646
nope! I might go swimming tomorrow tho
No.543649
>>543639
>tfw you will never own an Azunyan
No.543650
>>543646
That's lewd, Foooj x///x
>>543647
I've never owned a pair of slippers.
No.543651
>>543649
you can't have her!
No.543652
>>543647
>home experiments
>secretly creating self-warming dragon dildos
I see.
>>543648
Oh that sounds so nice. I enjoy swimming quite a lot but I haven't been in a year or so.
I also enjoy the piano and I haven't been able to play in quite some time.
>>543650
You'd look perfect naked, maybe with some lingerie straps and a thong and nylons.
No.543653
>>543647
you're making me hungry too
I just got back from gym
my arms and back hurt
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>>543650
Lame as hell.
I have some snuggie-slippers.
Freaking military camo.
No.543655
>>543652
My piano just sits in the corner of the living room collecting dust
my mom turned it into a display table for her stupid decorations
No.543656
>>543648
o-oh, sounds like fun! You sure watch that a bunch~
No.543657
>>543653
I've got something to settle that hunger.
No.543658
yay ardent censer buffs/balance changes :3
oh cool! ancient coin is getting a money buff!
No.543659
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>>543652
>self-warming
>THERMITE
LOLO
>>543653
crack out that pepper shaker
No.543660
>>543655
That is so upsetting. Do you play at all?
Piano is probably my favorite instrument. I play drums and clarinet and sing too.
>>543659
I JUST ASSUMED.
How far off was I? I didn't feel like googling.
No.543661
>>543658
thats a lot of buffs..
No.543662
>>543651
>you'll never gently pat her head while she does cat things
No.543663
>>543660
Thermite can melt through tank armor.
No.543664
I'm doing really well at this replying shit tonight.
>>543602
>I have a single 18oz Budweiser…
I'll give you some cider. It's fucking delicious.
>>543614
Oh, ok, live with me~
I don't get that much free stuff, though.
No.543665
>>543652
Come over and dress me up.
>>543654
>camo
pls
No.543666
>>543661
sure they may have cut the atk speed give in half
but now it alows your sheilded person to shred with magi dmg per auto!
imagine that sheild on ur aatorx~
No.543667
>>543656
is that a problem?
>>543660
I probably can't play it anymore..
I like the viola best but mine is broken…
>>543662
she wouldn't like it
No.543668
>>543657
what's that
>>543659
nah
I GOT LOTS OF SALT
No.543669
>>543664
>I'm doing really well at this replying shit tonight
What do you mean?
No.543670
>>543669
I keep missing replies aimed at me because I'm drinking and trying to pay attention to too many things at once.
No.543671
http://agar.io/
US East FFA
This game is more addicting than I thought.
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>>543672
What are you eating and can I have some?
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>>543663
Oh.
So I was kind of close if you want to cook your way inside out.
>>543665
You have no idea how much I would enjoy that.
>>543667
Viola is a subtle instrument, it's beautiful.
>>543668
My luscious MADE YOU LOOK
No.543678
>>543667
She would.
>>543670
Dotter
*snuggle*
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>>543670
Oh, that happens to everyone.
Hey, may I add you on Steam?
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>>543677
I wish I was better at it
>>543678
not that much
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>>543670
>Drinking
What's your poison?
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Well I'm obviously super rusty at skating.
How are all of you guys?
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>>543658
30 damage is way to much.
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