No.548461[Last 50 Posts]
hi am i allowed to post here? How do you guys get so many PPH
have some ja[panese wrestling
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>>548643
I'm not a slut at all
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No.548725
You should be allowed to post here
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>>548725
onee-sama! How are you my lovely?
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>>548461
Yes. No, Maybe.
-
>I miss Erio before he peed on thread.
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>>548732
>>548732
Come on steam oneesama! I need to tell you something <3
No.548736
…sleepy? sleepy.
screw it, going to get some rest. been way too busy.
later/night doods.
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>>548735
what do you need to tell her?
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i think there's an unwritten role that you have to post in the introduction thread first, but who cares! post away!
>>548688
hai lewds :D
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>>548734
What will I get for that?
>>548735
One second
No.548743
>>548741
Nothing, I'm sorry, I understand if you don't want to do it.
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>>548741
you will get more attention both wanted and unwanted!
>>548744
i..i feel like you are staring at my every posts..
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>>548749
do you have killing floor 2?
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>>548747
all asians look like big babies
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>>548748
I don't want either
So I wont, thanks for the answer.
>>548743
I wasn't going to anyway, don't worry.
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>>548754
i am.. and even though i'm trying to cover it with something it feels like you can see through it!
>>548755
wise choice sir, wise choice
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>>548755
so what do you look like?
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>>548758
IF COLBS SAYS IT THEN IT HAS TO BE TRUE
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>>548751
Nope, played the first one and didn't really feel entertained.
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>>548738
I didn't do that.
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>>548764
because it's repetitive?
No.548773
>>548769
No. You had your daily niceness.
No.548774
>>548761
Like a Bitch
>>548760
I know
No.548775
Give hug Colb
>>548771
Gameplay wasn't that exciting
No.548776
SMILES LOOKS LIKE A bitch
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>>548774
sooo hairy with a dog's face?
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>>548770
i now pronounce you an illegal immigrant!
No.548782
ilu tho Smiles, you just said it so now I gotta believe it.
I mean, who lies on the internet these days?
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>>548782
blood chan lies about everything!
No.548785
>>548775
it's pretty meh if you play with random players
No.548786
>>548784
Blood-Chan doesn't exist though
No.548787
>>548786
there is no way in my hell my mind made up blood chan
No.548788
>>548781
Are you gonna report me?
No.548789
>>548772
You are NOT forgiven
>>548775
*hugs tight*
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>>548773
I apologize for bothering you. I will try again tomorrow.
Good night.
No.548791
>>548787
Blood-Chan is an AI
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>>548791
proves she's an ai
No.548793
>>548788
no.. well
not yet :3
No.548794
I keep forgetting to post.
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>>548790
It was a joke lol
Sleep tight
No.548796
>>548783
*Hugs*
>>548785
Suppose it would be better as a bunch of friends on Skype or so
>>548789
Mhm :3 Off to start the day now. You should head to bed though, mister?
No.548797
>>548792
I don't have the formula to do it but it's kind of like one of those Russian IRC bots & telemarketer bots combined
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>>548797
you mean like the power puff girls?
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>>548776
>>548778
>>548782
Please I have resting bitch face
I know this.
>>548780
Close enough
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No.548804
Off to uni, back in an hour or so.
>>548799
Getting a little jealous? Cute~
No.548805
>>548794
That's usually the first sign of when a poster decides to retire.
No.548806
>>548796
yea, it's more fun when playing it locally. from my experience
>>548798
you are anonymous anyway!
No.548807
>>548802
I've never heard of that term until just now
Looked up pics and omg I think I have it too
No.548809
>>548802
can you post hand at least?
>>548803
hahahhahahahah more like 10sex!
No.548810
>>548800
hmmn, maybe, if you have something i want.
No.548811
>>548808
Smiles thinks she's smarter than you. Please teach her a lesson, mom~
No.548812
>>548809
Go to bed Blood-Chan
No.548813
>>548806
nigga i wasnt always anon
No.548814
>>548796
I shooooooould
But I dun wanna
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>>548750
Chinese descent girl born and raised in london.
No.548819
>>548816
-pets- good girl
>>548817
i'm not her btw
No.548821
>>548807
Yep nothing wrong with it, it's just that some of us aren't supah kawaii uguu all the time.
>>548809
Nah
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>>548813
how would i know, you're anonymous now!
No.548824
>>548819
*pffffff*
,, excuse me?
No.548825
>>548819
Oh yes you are, I can tell.
You're a Russian AI who learned from Darwin and Name, you were built for the purpose of Identity theft and it's why you always try to get as much info on people as possible. I know your ways, you can't trick me!
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>>548810
I don't think I have anything you would want.
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>>548821
I still think you're really cute though
I think it's just the area is all. Like you said, nothing wrong with it.
No.548829
>>548818
haha those canadians
No.548830
>>548816
I don't pay for ass, chiri pump my gas
Chiri get slapped when we're short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation it's
another client for you to hit
I don't give a fuck if Chiri gotta go home to the kids
She shoulda picked another occupation trick
Now she's stuck with me, fuck with me
and I'ma slap her up in this truck
Chiri must be out your mind or somethin
Cryin and whinin like she tired or somethin
Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
You don't work? You make nothin
I'm just another case of a lazy husband
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>>548824
Yeah don't let Smiles talk shit about you
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>>548826
not yet :3
>>548827
whaaaaat , i'm no magician!
No.548834
>>548833
you are a girl either, so what?
No.548835
>>548822
London england I think.
No.548837
>>548825
After analyzing Darwin I came to the conclusion that whatever I learned from him would be useless to my survival, so I went somewhere else
No.548838
Kinda wanna see all the girls fight in the thread.
No.548839
>>548828
Thank you, love.
>>548831
No
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>>548834
your typos are cute, too bad you're fat
No.548841
>>548839
will you post anything for us at least?
No.548842
>>548834
so i cant tell who is who if they're anonymous!
No.548843
>>548805
Eh.
Maybe, maybe not.
No.548844
>>548833
Like?
>>548838
I think Fuji wants to fuck all of them so I doubt thats gonna happen.
No.548847
>>548840
same goes for you.
>>548842
use your brain
No.548848
Leg day at night is da bes
No.548849
>>548830
Nice try but don't lie you don't have the insides to deal with me going third reich
On your jew ass, price of gas is what gives you whiplash bby
Don't cry when I pull out your insides I'm tryin'
To make you appreciate your stakes, in life
you can't take it from someone or fake it so come on I'm wicked sick frontin an shakin it
come on you're tied to the stake and I've got gas in a can if you think you can make it
I stake my reputation on it.
No.548850
>>548839
You know, I used to get jealous when you said that to people but then I realized you said it in a way that it wasn't meant to be special.
Heart still skipped a beat when I read it though.
Anytime, Smiles.
No.548851
>>548844
Kinda wanna see fuji do it to all of them.
>>548845
She's cool actually. Just like other asians, she looks 10 years younger than she really is.
No.548852
>>548849
ISIS pls. The Peshmerga will get you.
No.548853
This thread is too deep in the game.
No.548854
>>548846
Thats not gonna happen.
>>548851
Suit yourself man.
No.548855
>>548852
ISIS was a social services acronym here that will henceforth need serious rebranding
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>>548837
Yet you still sometimes use his tactics to gain advantage over others.
>>548848
Were you gone allllll day? I should really text you but I'm paranoid as fuck
No.548858
>>548855
ISIL works too. It's probably better since the S meaning syria is changed to L which is Levant.
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>>548841
When I started moving around back in December I visited some friends of my family at their store located at Vail Village.
Here's a picture of the view.
>>548850
You know you can't just say something like that anon and leave.
If I have you added in steam please message me just so I know who you are.
No.548861
>>548858
If I were to point out that the GWB administration that sent American into war with Iraq on false info actually fragmented and emboldened former Hussein-aligned trained military and formed ISIS basically through weapons trade programs from BOTH the USA and Russia would you call me a liar?
No.548862
>>548859
Is something the matter?
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>>548857
Elaborate.
>>548859
I have to ask you something…
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>>548860
is that your idea of beauty?
No.548865
>>548862
naa, just woke up, this a slightly strange thread.
how you?
>>548863
yes?
No.548866
>>548860
I'm not leaving here for another hour or so. Though I might not respond as quick as before because I'm playing a game.
We're currently not friends on Steam
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>>548864
The camera and myself really didn't do it justice, but the mountains and surrounding area is beautiful in it's own right.
No.548868
I'd rather rap battle someone than face them with a bayonet or barrel.
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>>548865
Can you make an automatic post that says
==TIME FOR A NEW THREAD== after 300 IMG posts?
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>>548867
you must be at least above six feet tall from when i can tell
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>>548866
Can you add me to steam?
The name is currently Song of Innocence.
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>>548869
i guess so, but i never auth the bot to post these days, and when i don't reset cron in the morning, it can be up to 15 minutes late, it might be pretty pointless
No.548874
>Song of Innocence.
Says the sociopath
No.548875
>>548873
Dooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
No.548876
>>548857
Yeah I was gone all day. Why would you be paranoid about texting me?
No.548877
I actually don't fucking care.
No.548878
watching attack on titan for the first time
is the kids name erin?
>>548875
akefdhafhdhf
i'll let you know if i get round to it
No.548879
God damn Chii plays one dank-ass Lina
HAI ERIN ♥
No.548880
jeez i gotta hard a lil hard
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>>548879
fucking ursa was pants on head retard
No.548884
Anyway, leaving for a bit.
Hopefully you send me an invite anon.
Have fun everyone
No.548885
He was not smarter than average bear
No.548886
Attack on Titan is shit. It's Evangelion all over.
Pussy pilot (protag) finally ragemodes and we are supposed to be sympathetic towards the losses.
Fuck off.
No.548887
>>548877
- Your parents after they were informed you had brain damage.
No.548888
>>548880
I'm tired and I have no idea what you're trying to say.
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No.548890
I have to stop messing with Smiles…
I'm sorry, Smiles..
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>>548887
Oh ho ho let me just reply to this comment and give it the attention it was starved for.
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>>548879
hai hubby, how you today? c:
>>548886
calm down, i never watched evangelion either :s
No.548893
Fucking Erin….this is all her fault
No.548896
>>548883
i dunno, he didnt even go to most of arent picnics.
>>548888
CARRY, I MEANT CARRY BAN
No.548897
Why does everyone hate Chiri? She's really smart and nice
J'all just jealous
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>>548892
Awesome! I guess you won't be disappointed maybe
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>>548861
I'd call it common knowledge.
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>>548895
Laugh harder. I want to hear you fucking bellow.
Do it right or go home!
No.548902
>blood chan likes chiri
I dunno if I should talk to chiri. That kind of scares me and makes me wonder.
No.548903
>>548892
Good~
I'm going to be grilling a fridge full of meat this week.
Gonna run some errands today and stuff!
Oh and I got some Highmaul loot today :3
>>548896
Go to bed Chii you're drunk
>>548897
I like Chiri.
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>>548901
You're not really funny in a laughing way. More an existential chuckle of the soul.
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>>548904
Good, that was my aim.
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>>548896
Why are you gonna hard a lil carry?
No.548907
>>548859
morning, erin
>>548873
>and when i don't reset cron in the morning, it can be up to 15 minutes late
wat
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>>548903
I cant be drunk i just did dota
>>548906
dunno,
No.548910
YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE PAIN BEFORE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HAPPINESS!
YOU HAVE TO KNOW DESPAIR BEFORE YOU CAN APPRECIATE HUMOR!
No.548911
>>548905
You failed because i laughed audibly at you.
No.548912
>>548872
Too tall. My penis is around the 2'10" level.
No.548913
>>548910
Not really.
An organism that's only ever experienced pleasure is neurologically hardwired to be content with it, it doesn't need contrast, it's already got a built in preference.
No.548914
but either way I had dreams about eating penis and it was weird
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>>548910
yeah sounds about right
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>>548909
Must be drunk then.
>>548914
Thats pretty gay neru.
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>>548911
So you willingly contradicted yourself to orchestrate some kind of winning argument? I don't get it.
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>>548909
Scanner does dota drunk all the time.
You're drunk from sleepiness.
No.548919
his name is Eren.
so close to master race.
>>548897
i like chiri, we had a nice conversation about wild berries once
>>548898
i'm not sure if i'll be able to get into it, we'll see though
>>548903
neat ^^ enjoy ur copious meat c:
>>548907
mornen
i set the cron job for 1 minute, but hostgator resets it somewhere random between 15 and 25 minutes at some point when i'm asleep
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>>548920
>people suggesting autism
>not posting anything but trolls and hiding from social interaction like autists
>chiri
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>>548925
Thanks for posting.
That was just for you.
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>>548924
you need a home server
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>>548919
How was your weekend? ^^
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>>548926
You could always ask me out, it would be easier.
No.548930
I bet i still remember some system of a down songs
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>>548927
i'd rather not
>>548928
eh, idk
wbu? <3
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>>548929
Sounds like an awful idea.
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>>548937
well that was sort of a half assed attempt
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>>548934
Woulda been better with more Erin
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>>548936
electricity is expensive and i'd have to do my own tech support.
i'd also have to buy like fastest available fibre optic broadband and still not be anywhere near the same speed, and I like cpanel.
datacenter best.
>>548940
*hugs* <3
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>>548939
Shutup bass player.
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>>548854
stop breaking my heart!
No.548946
>>548937
Tune your strings and don't strike them so hard with your fingers, faggot
No.548947
>>548945
Stop having a heart of glass then.
/gone
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>>548947
i think it's wonderful..
aside from its weakness!
stay safe!
No.548950
Back
>>548806
Everything is more fun locally, but consoles today doens't often allow for split screen.
>>548814
Well okay, stay up all night and rekt your sleeping schedule then :3
>>548820
Adorable.
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>>548950
i'm thinking about local network :3
every survival games are fun when you do it with friends!
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No.548957
Off to the bed.
Have a great night/day all of you.
Night.
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>>548954
>living next to clouds
kill yourself
No.548960
>>548957
No kiss? No fuck?
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>>548955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jNEbMRvKE8
I forget everything i've ever written for bass guitar except this.
Watcha playing, it sounds pretty sexy. Also, less fuzz.
So much fuzz.
No.548964
>install atom editor
>disable analytics
>seems good
>set font and font size
>open a file
>font rendering looks like ass
thanks, chromium
No.548966
>>548965
~Just Girl things~
No.548967
>>548965
I need to get off so keep jacking.
No.548968
>>548964
Next time buy a mac
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>>548968
it still looks like ass on macs, admittedly less so though. thing is, my default OS font rendering looks a lot like mac font rendering
No.548970
>>548967
-hugs steven- hnn
No.548971
>>548969
………………I'm sorry I'm computer retarded and I have no idea what you're no about
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>>548971
take a look at this little program here displayed in 3 different editors, see the difference? this is what im talking about.
No.548975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IqNlwWT1fV
I turned down the cut to get the distortion off.
now it's super quiet -_-
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>>548974
….bleh….
>>548973
Nothing, dad ._.
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>>548975
Play some jazz pls.
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>>548977
it looks like complete ass, doesnt it?
No.548980
>>548978
I can't jazz for shit want me to just freestyle improv something out of my ass instead?
No.548981
Oh hey look Steve is alive.
No.548982
>>548980
Yes, you have quiet hands. I really like that in bass players.
No.548983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LjdgIZZGh7
tune your bass every time with harmonics.
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>>548983
You can adjust the microphone levels in vocaroo to make it sound less fuzzy.
>>548981
No.
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>>548982
I use thumb as well as index-middle picking but I haven't learned how to slap bass even though Flea has some good tutorials. it's too noisy a style for me.
No.548988
>>548987
I don't play bass with my fingers because i don't want to not be able to pick things up with both hands.
It's also quite difficult to be an effective slap style player with small hands, which i assume you have.
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>>548986
What is it you suck at and why?
No.548990
>>548985
I thought you were part of Bali-9
No.548991
>>548989
Ehh, it's dumb personal shit. I just never know what the right thing to do is.
How are you?
No.548992
>>548979
I never studied CompSci so I have no idea what I'm looking at
No.548993
>>548992
you dont need to, look at how the text looks in each window
No.548994
I don't use a pick at all.
I finger.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VwfNNSZXPf
No.548995
>>548993
I think I just failed your class, teacher….
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>>548996
this is why macs are the best computers in the world
No.548998
>>548997
ill admit that mac font rendering is pretty damn good
No.548999
>>548994
Ever think about playing guitar?
No.549000
>>548998
Don't admit that D:
Anyway I'm interested in knowing what you're so talking about…but I don't think you can be arsed to explain it to me
No.549001
>>548999
I started on guitar and moved to bass because I liked it more. I don't currently have a guitar.
I used to have a 71 UNIVOX Les Paul copy but I sold it cause I wasn't playing it.
Things happen, life changes.
No.549002
Gluten is messing up my thought processes… x_x
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>>549004
You must really like my dick~
>>549005
The link is broken :/
What do I do?
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>>549007
I know you're trying to troll me, but it's not going to work. You need another 10,000 years of practice my boring young Padawan
No.549009
>>549000
font rendering is how the text is displayed, in >>548974 you can clearly see that the text in the window labeled atom has a different look to it than all the other text in the OS
No.549010
>>549009
I should really learn CompSci…but I don't know where to start :/
Okay I see it x.x
Is that a major problem?
No.549011
>>549010
We should Skype sometime.
No.549012
I bet Goggles want to slobber his disgusting wet tongue all over my fat hairy dick~
No.549013
>>549011
>be in
>log in
>get msgs all saying they want to cyber
I'm too tired
No.549014
>>549010
it looks bloody ugly, and having a nice font can make things a lot nicer when it comes to text editing
No.549015
>>549014
Dude you're 16 years old, why are you worrying about stuff like that anyway?
No.549016
>>549012
You're feisty.
>>549013
You can always make a new account.
No.549017
>>549016
Goggles keeps posting my dick so I know he wants to suck it~
>>549016
this is my 3rd account ;~;
No.549018
>>548991
School related stuff?
Not bad, sitting at college just finishing the last bits of the semester with my study group. We're all so sick of it.
No.549019
File: 1431944185855.jpg (1.01 MB, 1135x900, 227:180, 32706b7ad577ee6a7f42189e23….jpg)
My dick needs a good polishing, I wouldn't mind if Goggles sucked it for a while
No.549020
>>549017
What are your other two?
No.549021
>>549020
They are from other communities I abandoned after destroying them, you wouldn't care
No.549023
>>549019
Blood chan shut up and go masturbate.
No.549024
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>>549023
I have no desire atm ><
>>549022
Mommy?
No.549025
>>549024
what are you 8 feet tall in that pic?
look at your goddamn arms
No.549026
>>549024
Imagine stabbing your brother or Bebop or something.
No.549027
>>549018
Just remember you're almost done.
Are you guys working together on a class project? I ask because I remember reading that studying in a group, in contrast to studying alone, is inefficient.
Are you graduating soon?
No.549028
No.549029
>>549025
I know right? I really like the art..
I'm mostly tired of looking at the generic loli shit moe girls everyone posts nowadays
>>549026
I'm mostly focused on my art atm, silly!
>>549028
hm~?
No.549030
>>549029
You should come to California.
No.549031
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No.549033
>>549032
I'm not the cuddling type ><
No.549034
>>549029
It's still fashion manga, looking at it is like trying to pretend that Bleach's female characters don't have disproportionately long legs.
I'm fine with short girls. or nerdy girls.
No.549035
No.549038
Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy Chiri
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
So chiri, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up chiri, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
No.549039
>>549038
is this a fucking repost?
No.549040
>>549039
I tolds you a ton 'a shit you posed ta do, nigga.
No.549041
Step up bitch, y'aint got shit
I'm twisting this up like a chex mix
it's got cheese and some flava, haters hate
but raters rave when I beat on ya
It's a subliminal egotistical carnivora, you whore
ya can't ignore wha I'm serving you it's
fucking metaphorical
No.549042
I have to say that I am glad my duck at least passed away while warm and safe. I let him sleep next to my bed last night. I knew he wasn't going to make it. I just figured he should be kept company when he went.
No.549043
No.549044
>>549041
I want the paper stack
Buy chiri an outfit, then take it back
When you page me BITCH I never page you back
Chiri only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)
Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too
Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
Chiri hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
And don't be askin me, all kind of questions
All harassin me, callin stressin
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat chiri to death and teach her a lesson
Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
No.549045
>>549042
my cat suffered worse, wasted away on medication while I had a day job and one morning she had choked on the fluid in her lungs and her body was sprawled eyes wide open in front of her cat food and protein milk
No.549046
>>549045
I am glad this is a contest for you to have the worse situation for a pet.
No.549047
>>549042
Rest in peace duck :(
No.549048
>>549047
I'll bury him later today.
No.549049
>>549044
C'mon anon,
even with your pants down I wouldn't mow your lawn
shit is overgrown with bugs and lice and shit I can't describe and so on
you live your life like a fucker only living
to bust a nut in a tissue for fictitious girl who ain't living
check yourself and don't rek yo-self, Chiri dropping all the attitude
you think you're rude just listen to this crude formalitude;
you're fat with chafing skin where folds and vermin mingle in
your sweat can lubricate the fatty chair so you can go shoppin'
and pick out mountain dew and pizza pops whatever you can stuff in
cause your life is shit you know it, perpetual shut-in
No.549050
>>549046
Who even owns a duck?
You, apparently.
Makes me want to own a spider or maybe field crickets.
No.549051
>>549048
At least you will be the one that cared about him, i'm sure he'll appreciate it.
No.549052
i didn't realize duck was a real thing
I'm sorry squash :/
No.549053
No.549054
When I buried my cat under a large rock the pressure made her lungs collapse and meow.
It was disturbing to say the least.
No.549055
>>549053
Send poor grim duck happy thoughts for his passing.
No.549056
I said I wanted to face fuck bc who was really erin last night
Bless
No.549057
>>549055
Kinda at a loss for words
No.549058
>>549056
um
i wasn't blood chan last night
links?
No.549059
>>549057
Squash was there for him at least.
No.549060
>>549058
It was the last thread, just ctrl f face
What the hell who was it
No.549061
>>549051
I would hope. It was apparent he wasn't going to make it. Poor guy was a runt and they don't often make it either way.
>>549052
I owned 4 of them. Granted I'm on a farm now I still love my ducks like I would any other animal I owned.
>>549053
Ay, swimai.
No.549062
>>549049
I don't spit game, no longer than my name
Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Don't pay chiri, chiri pay me
Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
And knowin the fact, I was born to mack
That's why I got a chiri in the back, blowin my sac
Got good game, that's a hood thang
What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)
Rob a L7, that's a square
You a bottom hoe, you got to know
Off chiri I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast Chiri, and swallow slow
[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Erin quit talkin back
[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track
No.549063
>>549060
i see, yeah, idk if it's really bc, but it's certainly not me, i was sleeping.
>>549061
loss of a friend is never easy, shouldn't be i guess.
why did he go, if it's okay to ask?
No.549064
>>549061
He's not in any pain anymore.
No.549067
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>>549034
Silly Chiri, you're just not used to something new, you have a lot to learn about art~
>>549036
I heard you're cold
>>549043
So how will you fix your computer problem, love?
No.549068
No.549069
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>>549065
It was Erin
>>549068
-pats my lap-
No.549070
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>>549063
Some animals just don't make it.
An inability to thrive.
The duck was a runt as I said. He was just naturally small and might have been sick or something. He stopped eating and wouldn't stay with the others. Some animals just instinctually go off to be alone before they pass.
It's not the first time I had it happen and it won't be the last.
>>549064
Bless.
No.549072
The sadness I feel for this duck that I never even saw is of great orders of magnitude
No.549073
>>549069
people here know my sleep schedule, pills at 12pm then asleep within half an hour, then up at 8am to take pills again. it couldn't possibly have been me.
>>549070
aw, that's such a shame :/
i hope you're okay, and the rest are thriving.
No.549074
>>549071
-pats my lap again- come on girl, come on~
No.549075
>>549062
You be spittin the same shit like a nitwit having a fit,
Shit, you ain't with it you're spillin it like an incompetent
Listen, when you're ready to go steady with me gimme a heads up
Cause you're afraid you're gonna spill your mom's spaghetti
Oh, and by the way I'm tighter
I'm a fighter and I'll go all night
I'm right and you're wrong so this song
Will run long into extra innings if
You're willing to get some extra filling
From Chiri's illing cause she's killing
For a living and you're pissing yourself.
No.549077
>>549072
Cute
>>549073
Yeah but you live in England, we're not stupid.
No.549079
>12pm
12am even*
>>549077
exactly
timezones
it's 12:09pm now here
No.549080
No.549081
>>549079
-pets your head- silly Erin -kiss-
No.549082
>>549078
Mmhm
so you have to do it
No.549083
I'm going to go lay him to rest out in the yard, and then I'm going to sleep for a while.
No.549084
>>549082
-rolls my eyes and sighs, and pulls you onto my lap and pets-
Bad girl, you should come to me when I call for you :c
>>549083
LOL
No.549085
>>549083
Take as much rest as you need.
No.549086
>>549084
Why? I'm not bad..
No.549087
No.549088
>>549086
Because I like to run my hands on your soft fur and cuddle you
No.549090
No.549091
>>549088
Well that doesn't sound too bad
No.549092
No.549093
Can I start a cult where we celebrate death every day?
We wouldn't generally be a suicide cult in that any particular day of the year would be the day to kill yourself on, rather it would be an optimistic cult that simply reminds you that you're mortal and going to die.
We just remind you every day. To put your life into perspective.
No.549094
Someday my pet will die… I'm not sure what I'll do then.
No.549095
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>>549089
Master!
>>549091
-lightly drags my fingernails against your fur-
>>549092
So how are you going to fix your computer problem? ^^
>>549093
tl;dr
No.549096
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>>549093
Sure, ya weirdo. Not sure how much hope and perspective talks about death and all those who have died will do. Probably cause more stress than it's worth.
Sounds counter-intuitive to any human sense of optimism we have.
No.549097
>>549094
I can't wait until my chihuahua dies, i'm so tired of walking her every fucking day
No.549098
>>549094
Get a new pet and pretend that you are able to impart your teachings and experience onto it where you have failed before.
Pets are surrogate children after all.
No.549100
>>549095
>>549095
post on the forums and use a larger font for now
No.549101
>>549081
go brush your teeth before you kiss me
No.549102
>>549097
Yes, but I was talking about you dying.
Where would you like to be buried?
>>549098
How will I ever find one as submissive as Bloodchan?
No.549103
>>549096
But you're in the cult and I'm reminding you that your existence is temporary.
No.549104
File: 1431948039663.jpg (262.95 KB, 700x987, 100:141, Ichihara.Yuuko.full.943301.jpg)
….people have feelings for pets now?
I'm done
No.549105
>>549097
Pro tip: I can't answer your steam messages if you message me at 7:40 in the morning when everyone's asleep, and spend less than 20 mins on Steam a day
No.549108
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>>549099
awwwwww
don't pee on me or I'll beat the shit out of you
>>549100
Go to your professor at school and ask her to help you then hit on her for a good grade
>>549101
-leans close and smells you-
You're not my master, you can't give me orders
>>549102
._.
I can't die
BUT if did I want to be burned
I take from the Earth, I do not give back
No.549109
>>549075
>go steady with you
>tight
>go the extra innings
>extra filling
Das lewd
No.549110
>>549099
Remember when you weren't a girl?
Cus I can't.
No.549111
No.549113
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>>549105
I have this thing called a "life"
>>549106
I know right?
No.549114
>>549103
Ever hear of the 'terror management theory'?
>>549108
In that case I'll be sure to feed you to animals.
Cute ones, too. So that you may help them grow~
No.549115
>>549108
you don't have to worry about that
>>549110
what?
No.549116
>>549111
i just clicked global report on this post to see what the box looked like, but nothing came up
i think i just sent a global report on you, sorry
No.549117
>>549113
I have a life and manage to actually talk on steam rather than shitposting on this God forsaken imageboard, in assuredly much less time consumed.
No.549118
>>549117
>I have a life and manage to actually talk on steam
And what a life.
No.549119
Hey kanra, we still on for Projet Immigration?
No.549120
No.549121
No.549122
Have you ever noticed that when you hit your head with your hand, your hand hurts?
It's because the commitment is not behind your hand; this is the same principle in karate for breaking wood and bricks- a 100% commitment has to be there and you should know the feel of wood and of bricks and how they will snap and crumble…
but the paradox is, if you know karate principles you still balk when you try to knock yourself unconscious with your own hand and the hand receives the painful part of the force transfer because the brain is holding it back from transferring its full force to the skull..
No.549123
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>>549112
You should still ask them for help, they'll see that you're very eager to learn
>>549114
I will haunt in your dreams
>>549115
-softly scratch your back-
There's this guard dog I like to play with but he growled at me, so I started scratching his back through the fence and now he loves me kek
>>549117
my life is too much though…I have to take of so many things
No.549124
>>549122
Why do you know this?
No.549125
>>549123
It's a pretty nice place to be scratched
No.549126
>>549123
about a text editor? lel no. besides, my head of department is a microsoft guy, and doesnt like the whole text editor + extensions and scripts way of development
No.549127
>>549123
Fair enough. I thought I was pretty busy and I still manage to find time.
No.549128
>>549119
Why Canada tho?
>>549123
I'll keep those animals as pets, and feed them to other pets when they die, so that you will live on with me forever~
>>549118
STEB~!!
No.549129
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>>549125
oh~? where else do you wanna be scratched?
>>549126
-sighs- you are full of excuses
No.549130
>>549124
because I broke a guitar over my knee once and it took three tries because it had a metal truss rod in the neck.
and it didn't hurt at all.
No.549132
>>549128
Close enought to America without it being America. Plus its like Britain only not.
No.549133
>>549120
Why don't you make me, you autist.
>>549128
What.
Stop posting those fucking pictures.
No.549134
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>>549127
And I'm a high level introvert~
>>549128
Just taxidermy me in a sexual position
No.549135
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>>549130
…that's some knee you got there, was it a full body guitar?
>>549131
-scratches yours eyes out-
No.549137
>>549133
How about you fucking fight me old man? I'm sure your lifts have gone to shit because you're ancient.
No.549138
>>549121
woah, that's pretty crazy o.o
No.549139
all of the force was being absorbed by the target and none of it was fed back into my knee.
targets have a breaking point, with practice you can feel how much force is needed to break something.. whether it's pencils (or several pencils at once) or wooden boards, or bricks.. it's about feeling what amount of force will break them and delivering that amount - they will break.
I once demonstrated by having two people hold up a large wooden beam in a doorframe and I ran at it with my shoulder. the first attempt was a fail and the house rocked with the impact.
the second attempt I knew how much would break it and ran at it full force and shoulder checked it.. the board snapped with a loud pop and I moved no further into the open doorframe because I had transferred all of my force into the board and came to a dead stop as the board popped.
No.549140
>>549132
Yea, we actually sorta like Britain over here. Damned colonial rebels.
>>549133
Still haven't added me.
Guess you have no interest in me.
What a shame.
>>549134
I hear taxidermy on humans is rather difficult, especially ones designed for sexual needs. I'd think I'd get a new pet and feed you to her. Just bits of your flesh and bone. Perhaps an organ.
No.549141
>>549138
indeed, machine learning is some interesting shit
No.549142
>>549137
That's actually true, i can only bench like, 270 now.
No.549143
>>549141
well, i suppose its more mutation than machine learning
No.549144
>>549135
it was a broken acoustic but it still had a 5mm solid truss rod in the neck that I didn't expect to be there, so it took three attempts to crack it before discovering the metal inside and I sustained no injury in the process.
No.549145
>>549142
Christ man, get your shit together. What's your squat now, that's what really matters.
No.549146
>>549140
Your ID didn't work, i couldn't find you.
>>549145
I dunno, never done squats.
No.549147
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>>549136
Fiiiine -repairs your eyes-
I have to get for school…I'm so sleepy…I don't think I'm going to make it today…
bye
>>549139
You write too much…
>>549140
My heart stays with you in a bottle of embalming fluid ><
-kiss- bai
>>549144
That's some knee…I should have shattered mine…you're crazy
bye ^^
>>549145
bye bebop ^^
~~~~
bye
and no I'm not going to sleep you idiots
No.549150
>>549146
You gotta be kidding man. Seriously, DYEL old man? Anyways, what have you been up to?
>>549147
>bebop
See Steve, these guys will never know me.
No.549151
>>549147
oh no, don't misrepresent me.. it's not the knee that is strong at all, it's the correct transferrence of force.
No.549153
>>549147
They'd just do a DNA test.
No.549154
>>549150
We're almost the same age, kid.
>DYEL old man?
What's your bench anyway? I measure by the max weight i can do 8 reps. Seems to work for me.
>>549149
Sweet. Can do.
No.549155
>>549140
Exactly! Also fuck australia!
No.549156
>>549154
Steve, I'm 18 years old, you're like, 30. It's 195.
No.549157
LIFT OFF!!!!
ANON VS STEBE
!
No.549158
You can basically do board break and even brick breaking karate tricks at home without paying someone to get a black belt at an American karate school.
You can train yourself to put confidence into your actions and train to feel and know a 100% confidence when encountering threatening blocks of wood or bricks.
You can determine the force required to break them ON YOUR OWN and your smarts will also remind you that it is much easier to crack wood along the grain and not against the grain.
However breaking wood against the grain is very pleasurable; it takes a lot more force and there is a loud audible pop when the fibres are utterly destroyed
No.549159
>>549157
He'll win, he's got more time in the weight room than me. But not before his joints give out.
No.549160
>>549156
>18
You are not, bullshit.
>30
Fuck off m8, i'm like 23, i think. 24 maybe, who knows.
>195.
That's actually pretty good for your age, man.
No.549161
>>549160
I really am 18 man. Jack didn't believe me either.
No.549163
>>549154
I await. Please.
>>549155
God Save The Queen.
No.549164
>>549154
hi stebe
you got any sleep recently?
>>549152
nais
No.549165
Who knew a conversation could turn my day from not so good to great. They most likely won't see this but I just had to post this anyway, they made me feel great.
Goodnight thread
No.549166
>>549163
And all her Corgis.
No.549168
>>549164
Never.
>>549161
I have little faith in the truthfulness of this claim. Though congratulations on being as strong as you are for an 18 year old, man.
>>549163
Certainly.
No.549169
>>549166
Also I'm an anglophile so this works.
>>549168
Hope so.
No.549170
>>549168
I hear devoiding people of sleep is a form of torture
No.549171
No.549172
>>549169
This is delicious news.
>I myself do not find Pythagoras to be so lusty. To each their own.
>>549170
>Devoiding
No.549173
>>549170
I'm sure you meant depriving.
No.549174
>>549168
C'mon man, you saw my sophmore year picture 2 years back or so, I am.
No.549175
>>549173
>>549172
That's the word
yeah 3 hours of sleep does that to ya
No.549177
Well..
considering it's Victoria Day here in Canada
the liquor stores are closed.
I'm going to pop lots of melatonin.. and sleep AAAAAALLLLLLLLL DDAAAAAYYYYYY!!
No.549178
Not sure why my net is so slow today.
No.549179
>>549172
What can I say?
I found his bust acute.
No.549180
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>>549177
Ruddy nora god bless the britches of old Mother Europe.
>>549179
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
^.^ That picture is kawaii, makes you seem acute.
No.549181
>>549177
I'm nocturnal, so that won't be a problem.
Yay for being a temporary NEET.
>>549180
Jeez, mate. Quit flattering me.
I haven't had any sleep my mind is all unKanralike.
No.549182
>>549170
Yes. But it's not very effective.
Best form of torture is honestly waterboarding.
No.549183
File: 1431950842539.jpg (57.36 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, tumblr_nnnc9dAEhy1tlbit8o4….jpg)
>I started an Ariana folder when drunk?
Jej
>>549181
Good, just as planned.
Just Plug yourself in.
No.549185
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>>549182
Incorrect, best torture is having to endure your mother tell your family how proud of you she is because you are a semi-faggot at every family event and how she "wouoldn't mind" if I was fucking a man in the ass as she is so alright with it. THAT. My stebe. IS torture.
No.549186
No.549187
No.549189
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>>549187
>>549188
Brought to you, in association with North Korea.
No.549190
>>549187
Anyways, talk to you later man. Get your fucking steam account back or at least send an email, Christ.
No.549191
No.549194
>>549193
im in top percent of players! ^_^
No.549195
>>549193
But they have a penis.
No.549198
>>549196
NO. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.
No.549199
>>549196
i'mma get some sleep now :)
No.549202
>>549200
Oh! We gonna play that game! EY? You know I am fucking right and are trying to Goyim your way out of it.
No.549203
>>549200
I wonder if Paris Hilton's vagina is acidic.
No.549204
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>>549203
It isn't. Its just very roomy.
>I should make a paris folder
No.549206
>>549202
hahahahahah
>>549203
I assume it is extremely acidic and I would not point my penis in her general direction
No.549208
>>549204
No, don't do that.
>>549206
I imagine you would acquire some awful penis melting disease
No.549209
>>549203
I didn't know hotels had vaginas.
No.549211
>>549208
isn't that called gonorrhea?
where have you been lately though
haven't see you around much
>>549207
you are still my brother
jewish or not
No.549212
>>549211
Yay! I think I need tea. Urgh. Staying up until 5am was suffering.
No.549213
>>549212
I feel you
I'm running on 3h of sleep but breakfast has brought me to full attention
I feel it will wane throughout the day so I will try to nap on the train
No.549214
>>549209
No, you see, Paris Hilton was a tulpa who crystallized out of the scintillating cloud of pure lust that hotels are forced to be host to
She's a fuck golem
named for the place in which she was born
>>549210
Scoots pls
>>549211
I've been meditating under a tree.
No.549215
>>549213
To college?
I wanted pizza for breakfast. But I had chinese last night. settled on eggs n toast.
Might make a stack of bacon in a minute though. AND WAFFLES! oh shit. maybe.
>>549214
>Golem
Muh heritage!!!!
No.549216
brb just googleing "POV PUSSY POUNDING".
No.549217
So late to class
shiiiiit
>>549214
I hope you have gained much knowledge
>>549215
Chicken and waffles is a thing
you should try it sometime
I'm off for now, enjoy your day/night
No.549219
>>549215
I almost forgot you were a jew.
>>549217
As far as the knowledge I've gained
so many.
No.549224
>>549222
i'll shoah you, oy vey.
No.549225
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>>549221
'Sup Scoots?
>>549222
Wie gehts Tak?
>>549223
>
No.549226
>>549224
I'm being ignorant and there's nothing you can jew to stop me.
>>549225
It goes well
hopefully the same for you
No.549227
>>549225
Alreeeeeeeeeet how do you do?
>>549226
;~;
No.549228
>>549226
Pretty damn good, just got done with my shift.
>>549227
^
No.549230
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>>549229
Work.
Kind of still struggling with the fact that they haven't replaced the AC.
No.549231
>>549228
Awesome, imma cook some bacon in a minute.
>>549229
Good. Good.
No.549232
>>549230
Your Finnish blood needs to stay cold.
>>549231
Don't get a big head.
No.549234
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>>549231
Damn, I wish I had some bacon.
Probably going to eat something as well soon, what it is I'm not sure yet.
>>549232
Already as cold-blooded as I can get.
No.549235
>>549234
You can't have cold blood and a warm heart.
No.549236
Brownies it is then.
>>549235
I don't really count myself as a person with a warm heart.
No.549237
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No.549240
>>549232
NOT WOT YO MOMMA SAID
>>549234
bacon godly
No.549241
*also snuggles up to SD, in hope of getting brownies*
No.549243
>>549239
>>549241
Did I miss something, or is it some kind of a snuggle-SD-day?
Also keep your hands off my brownies qt.
>>549240
Need to buy it again at some point.
No.549244
No.549248
>>549240
How is Saber a qt all the time?!
No.549249
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>>549244
Okay maybe you can have 1, but that's just 1.
>>549246
Vidya or movie?
No.549252
No.549254
are my posts going through?
No.549255
Urgh. Anyway.
>>549248
Saber a cute, its science ♥
No.549256
No.549257
>>549256
The many faced god diaspproves.
No.549258
>>549257
werp,
im so sleepy but cant sleep. gross
No.549259
>>549027
Yeah 2 of my 3 courses are done with this group.
I've been working with them for 3 semesters now so we work together somewhat effectively. Although we have our days where we meet up and just talk instead of working.
2 More semesters to go.
No.549261
Honestly watching anime is like watching a never ending exposition at times.
No.549262
>>549250
I should take a picture of mine.
No.549265
No.549267
>>549263
yep now gtg
have fun