No.553905[Last 50 Posts]
Internet birthday!
Celebrating 3 years of Blood-chan~!
No.553910
>>553905
Put on your birthday suit.
No.553912
I have a bump on the roof of my mouth
No.553917
I'm sorry to break the news to you guys, but I'm actually an alien from a far away galaxy calld U2-5F, planet Friiluneg
I was sent here on a mission to observe and interact with your species. I'm happy to report back to home base that you're all psychopaths great people and we will soon attempt to establish formal communications and trade with your people.
No.553918
>>553903 (Zoey)
It really hurt…
>>553904 (Edgy artist guy)
But what if people thought of you as a monster after you did it?
>>553906 (Master-sama)
D-don't look at me like that…
No.553922
>>553917
i'll formally trade with you~~
No.553923
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>>553909
Stay salty
>>553910
>
>>553911
The fuck outta here
>>553916
Mom! ^^
No.553924
Happy Birthday
Make a Wish
No.553925
>>553918
>>553923
My filenames don't suck.
How long do you intend to keep posting?
Surely another three years.
No.553926
>>553917
Well, it's great that you've managed fourth dimensional travel and all but your race sounds kind of uppity, you ponces should collect our DNA and then train your hybrid children to infiltrate our society and take it over, slowly eradicating our entire gene pool over a millenia and replacing the dominant species with your own.
No.553927
>>553924
We already have a Wish, one is plenty. Jeez we don't need two, can you imagine??
No.553928
>>553918
Literally nobody would give a fuck if I killed and ate an animal, you daft cunt.
>>553919
I do feel that the current factory farming system in place in this country is deplorable, yet understand the economic reasoning behind raising animals that way.
No.553931
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>>553927
We'll make many Chibi Wish's then sell them as adorable Furby like things that sometimes insult you lovingly.
No.553933
>>553931
>sometimes
>not constantly
No.553936
>>553928
It's just sort of annoying to me how easy it is for people to polarize it entirely and make it seem either basically the same as murder and those that have an unhealthy infatuation with just the acts themselves to some ritualistic degree.
No.553938
>>553933
We'll set modes on it, depending on your wish for the Wish tsun levels.
Remember though, Bard! Do not, I repeat, do not get them wet or feed them after midnight!
No.553939
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>>553925
>>553913
>>553925
I didn't say your filenames suck D:
And I don't know…a few more months prolly, how about you?
>>553928
hmm…weird, people get mad when I kill something
>>553929
Believe it
>>553930
That's hot
No.553940
>>553938
If you do, they will form an indie band…
.. called Mogwai
No.553941
>>553936
The funny thing is that when you watch those PETA videos documenting the horrors of slaughterhouses what they are showing is actually a very small minority of slaughterhouses in this country. Many of which were shut down because of how horrendous they were. Of course they present these very few as if they were 100% of all slaughterhouses everywhere. PETA is itself an organization run by hypocrites for people with a holier than thou attitude.
No.553943
>>553941
I used to work in a MADD callcentre (Mothers Against Drunk Driving), it's a 'non-profit' organization where people will call you up periodically to ask you for double the amount you donated last time, and the CEOs are males and earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. It's a pyramid scheme made to look like a charity.
No.553945
>>553913
A Greek god.
It was Socrates who said that death may be the greatest of all human blessings. But as a truly narcissistic individual with no desire to imagine the true proportions of mortality, life, achievement, and capability given my mortal coil, the impression and peace of mind that comes with delusion could be greater than coming to terms with reality.
tl;dr being delusional about death is fine if you're happy
No.553947
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>>553941
It's just like Green Peace and them trampling the Nazca Lines.
Something that really just puts it into perspective how self serving any of those organizations are.
And I know it would seem like I'm painting the minority out as all of them like they are doing but honestly, most vegans and vegetarians on moral grounds have their heads entirely up their own ass and refuse to believe anything even when confronted with whatever counts as evidence. But then again, that seems to be any "holier than thou" sort of group.
No.553949
>>553945
It would take a strong man indeed to be happy without needing to be delusional about death
No.553950
>>553946
Nighty night revo
No.553951
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Chiri is right, we should make a death cult
No.553952
>>553947
Whoa whoa whoa, nobody tramples the nazca lines.
Wait nvm, was about to say nobody blows up a gigantic ancient statue of buddha but some people 'with a cause and a mission' did just that…
tbh greenpeace nowadays more or less represents environmental fanaticism.
why is it everything is fuelled by anger?
we should keep calm and allow our planet and species to be bled dry by the plan to permanently separate the species into a governing and slave class or else the future won't happen.
No.553953
Blood-chan doesn't know how to tie his shoe laces
No.553954
>>553940
Will it be better than Nickelback?
>>553944
Solar flare?
No.553955
>>553949
In fact, the meaning of life and death are subjective. Being delusional towards undervaluing it or overvaluing it carry their own rewards. Strength towards it may give you a pat on the back, but it's ultimately just as valid.
No.553956
>>553954
You're setting the limbo bar at 20 feet, I can't touch it with a ten foot pole.
No.553957
>>553943
There are very few charity organizations that are actually worth donating too. Most charities take the money and use it to pay for salaries of the employees and guest appearances/advertising. Farm Aide is one of the worst, with something like 98% of the proceeds going to celebrities and salaries.
>>553947
I took sociology in college and one of the students was a person that raised animals to sell for meat. We had to cover the animal rights movement for one section, that student reacted harder than any of the other students to the films that were played for us (PETA videos). She complained that the videos were a criminal misrepresentation of the meat industry. The vegetarians in the class were not at all happy with her.
No.553958
Granted light up Sketchers don't use laces.
Cool kids use velcro so you can stomp around more to flash that shit at all the bitches.
No.553959
>>553957
Sociology is the worst.
No.553960
>>553958
Giovanni: Yo
Squash is now Offline.
No.553961
>>553959
No. Math is the worst.
No.553962
>>553959
Literally don't ever speak to me again.
No.553964
>>553960
It is probably my phone connecting to Steam and losing connection.
No.553966
>>553957
I just had a realization that religious people can already evade some tax, but if they donate to 'charity' they can bleed off even more income to make it non-taxable, basically political donations and charity are tax handshakes in a country where income tax was only introduced as a measure to support the costs of the civil war but was never repealed..
No.553969
>>553961
No, sociology. Everything about it.
It's so bad if you like science or psychology.
It is essentially a breeding grounds for SJWs.
>>553962
Not literally.
No.553970
You guys write too much….
No.553971
>>553956
Yes, but you have to be sure.
This is the sort of conversation no one had with Nickelback before they were signed. Mostly due to the question being hard to ask when Nickelback wasn't there to begin with…
But still.
No.553972
>>553963
My inside source saw you ask a family member for help tying your shoes.
No.553973
>>553965
The 3 that are still alive are doing well and getting their white feathers. Soon I'm going to dig a pond for them.
>>553969
I don't know what sociology or SJW's are.
No.553974
>>553968
Sleep long, sleep well
No.553975
Giovanni: buy me something
Neziwi: whatcha want
What do I get?
>>553964
I don't believe you.
No.553976
>>553967
Goodbye, Bard-chan
>>553968
Then sleep
No.553978
>>553966
One of the best charities to donate money to is Feed The Children, a Christian organization. 99% of the donations go to purchasing, shipping, and distributing food to children in Africa.
>>553969
That wasn't hyperbole. Do not speak to me ever again.
No.553979
>>553975
A conundrum for the ages.
No.553980
>>553972
I never actually talked when I was little
>>553973
Whoa, how long do you think it'll take?
No.553981
A gtx 980?
>>553979
What now?
No.553982
>>553973
Social Justice Warriors.
Kids need acronyms so that they can keep things 'in' for a while, lazy people don't care and people like you 'ask', and of course people who personify the acronym will want to tell you all about it.
No.553983
>>553980
this was yesterday
No.553984
>>553983
I can tie my own laces ._.
No.553985
>>553980
I don't know. Few days to dig it out with a shovel. Another day to line it, and a day to prep it.
>>553981
We can jerk eachother off while listening to slash rock music.
>>553982
Anyone who uses the term social justice regularly when they do something are probably part of the problem.
No.553986
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>>553985
So what's the point of making a pond?
No.553987
>>553984
My source also says that you are very claustrophobic
No.553989
>>553986
For them to swim in. It is also going to have fish.
No.553990
>>553985
You must take me for a pleb.
No.553991
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>>553989
Can they eat the fish? and how big will it be? the pond I mean, not the fish
No.553992
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>commercial asking for donations to "stop animal cruelty" and features constant images of chicken coops and pig farms
Perfect timing.
And that girl from Big Bang Theory as a spokesperson to boot.
No.553993
>>553978
I personally believe in organizations like Bicycles for Africa, all you need are a few bike mechanics who put a little grease into patching up junkers and ship them off ready to ride.
Transportation makes a big difference to an economy.
No.553994
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>>553992
Oh god, you watch that show…come on I thought you were cooler than that
No.553995
>>553990
I was not sure what else you could be.
>>553991
About as big as a stand up pool.
No.553996
>>553988
and you like asparagus
wow
now THAT's weird
No.553997
>>553973
Sociology is a really soft science of the study of humans in groups. It talks about feminism, sexism, racism, culture, traditions, life etc.
Except all these theories hold little water.
Totally unscientific.
SJWs are tumblrtards who think that culturally, everyone needs to be equal. They go about this by knocking down white men, or men in general, and building up more 'fringe' identities eg. otherkin, fat, unheteronormative, ponykin, those with headmates, those with anxiety disorders, but really anyone who they think deserves more 'equality'.
How do they achieve this equality?
Complaining, mostly. They're 'social critics', as in, they live to criticize people, men, women, babies, current trends, norms, movies, ideas etc. but rarely class equality, because the majority of them are middle class.
They usually try to make it fit 'themselves' into their criticisms, and how society is somehow personally making them feel worse or uncomfortable, and why therefore society needs to change.
eg. I went to a convention and I saw a man take a picture of a cosplaying girl. That girl was being oppressed by that man. All men need to die.
eg. In gaming culture, that I'm not really a part of, there are games with things in them I don't like. Games need to change.
No.553998
So what graphics card do I replace this with?
No.553999
>>553995
I'm sorry, I actually never seen a home pool in my life…how big are we talking here?
>>553996
I never ate asparagus!
>>553997
OMG
YOU WRITE TOO MUCH
No.554000
>>553997
correct me if im swong, but arent there 3 different schools of sociology with drastically different views?
No.554001
>>553995
God. I've said this already.
No.554002
>>553998
Lol Windows
Well there's your problem
No.554003
No.554004
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>>553998
As long as you tell him his four inches are big enough to sate you, I'm sure you can get a titan out of it.
No.554005
>>553999
idk, my source is preeeeetty reliable
it's you
No.554006
I don't really feel that bad, honestly. My computer has had a long life.
No.554007
>>553993
In order to fix Africa first there needs to be an end put to the violence and oppression that runs rampant in most of the countries.
>>553992
Gross. Everything about that is gross. They remind me somewhat of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9LSEVtBRvk
No.554008
>>554000
They're all essentially retarded in their own way, but yes. They each have various approaches, according to what old bearded person said what, and how popular their ideas got.
You're more likely to get knowledge out of a history lesson, than actually sitting through a lecture about how 'there is no nature and nurture, only nurture' mentality.
No.554009
>>553997
Kanra, I'm so tired. Why are you making me read a dissertation?
Anyway, tumblr-tards are just attention whores who were raised spoiled and don't actually get what oppression is. All this "acceptance" bullshit is going to lead a lot of people into health issues like obesity under the guise of "everyone is perfect".
Maybe they can all get themselves killed this way.
>>553999
18' diameter.
>>554001
I'm tired. Forgive me.
No.554010
>>554005
I guess I don't really like taking elevators, but that doesn't mean I'm claustrophobic!
>>554006
…
>>554009
hmm…and how big are you ducks? Do you have picture of them?
No.554011
>>554008
the youtuber dr layman is in sociology, but according to him his particular department has nothing to do with cultural marxist bullshit, and more to do with studying the behaviour of large groups of people iirc
No.554012
>>554007
Well, someone must have interests there or african countries wouldn't have access to firearms or ammunition.
Like they say, they don't pay gold miners with gold.
No.554013
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>>554006
>no optical drive
>in 2003ish
Christ.
>>554007
I find this oddly entertaining.
I really do wonder how many of said "donations" it takes to pay her salary to just appear as a "spokesperson".
No.554014
>>554009
I had to vent. You gave me an opportunity.
I've tried to understand their point of view, but it occurs to me that they're really just entrenched in their own biases and lines of reasoning. Like we all are.
I think they're just a little more militant, and mainstream media and gaming culture is a little too accepting, for their particular brand of ignorance to run rampant.
I don't want them to break the things I like.
No.554015
>>554003
I'm not very tech savvy. How much better is that?
>>554004
I am not that persuasive.
>>554009
Go to bed.
No.554016
>>554011
That, too, only holds so much water.
Human nature is simply too complicated to follow the lines of reasoning these contemporary pseudoscientific sociological theories try to say explains things. They're too tidy, and subjective.
No.554017
No.554019
>>554016
It's more fun to just be.
No.554020
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>>554015
Just swallow your pride instead of someone's load and you'll make it.
No.554021
>>554016
indeed, but as with psycology, it still has its uses
No.554022
>>554018
You never took a picture of your pets?
No.554023
>>554018
I concur with moogs.
>>554019
Everything and everyone is wrong. I refuse.
No.554024
>>554012
Sure, there are some places that have internet. But at the same time you have to remember that they were getting guns and ammunition long before the internet existed.
>>554013
Probably a lot. You can look up specific charities and see how they distribute their funds.
No.554025
>>554023
So I'm wrong, and you're wrong?
>>554024
Seems to be a pattern everywhere, doesn't it.
No.554026
>>554021
Yes. One cocky sociologist with his own template for how he thinks the world works with handful of cherry-picked statistics, will share it with others.
And that person will share it with others.
It's good for a nice circlejerk.
Psychology has that to contend with, of course, but we have a lot of tests for many things, and realize that no single theory can explain anything (sociologists, having little to draw on to keep them honest, like animal tests, will more freely interpret human nature in groups).
No.554027
>>554025
Yes. Even this post.
No.554029
>>554025
There is a horrifying pattern.
No.554030
>>554017
When looking to upgrade graphics cards should I be looking at the gb or something else?
>>554020
I wish I had these kinds of opportunities.
No.554031
i'm going for a 2am bike ride.
>gone
No.554032
>>554031
I loved the july nights
No.554033
I'm going for a 2am bathroom break
>gone
No.554035
>>554034
and love the present for what it is and not what you expected it to be.
No.554036
>>554026
not saying its the most rigorous field, but it has its uses
>>554030
you should be looking at benchmarks from multiple sources and making sure you have enough graphics memory for all your textures. realistically few games are going to require more than 4GB at 1080p.
No.554037
No.554038
And for all of those who feel that you were born in the wrong time… that you wish you could have been born in the past or the future instead..
You can't wish for that and you can't change it.
This is your time.
You will be the future's past, and you will create this present time's future. This is our time.
No.554039
>>554038
I still wish I was born in the 60's idgaf
No.554040
>>554039
You'd be some fat naked 40 year old's drugged up sex doll.
No.554041
>>554039
Sorry, misread.
Born in the 60's.
You'd be in your teens during the 80's
and be some fat naked 40 year old's drugged up sex doll.
No.554042
>>554036
When I do that the GTX 980 seems to be one of the better options. But that bring into question whether or not the extra money is worth the better performance.
I was planning on getting 16 gb of ram after the graphics card. I can run gta 5 decently right now but it makes other things difficult if I wanted to alt tab out.
No.554043
*pours gasoline on thread*
No.554044
Wait no, it seems pretty on par.
No.554047
>>554045
You s-set my heart on fire.
No.554048
>>554042
nvidia have the best performance per watt atm, but for the price AMD should be able to compete very well. also bear in mind that AMDs freesync is an open standard, so anyone can adopt it with next to no effort. nvidias gsync however is proprietary and requires the installation of extra hardware. also tresfx is pretty nice on the eyes.
No.554049
the thread,
the thread,
the thread is on fire
we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
No.554051
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No.554054
>>554052
past expiry?
you know the date's only on there as an estimate and legal reasons.
it's often still good past expiry.
No.554055
>>554051
looks solid to me, just make sure youve enough room in your case and enough juice in your PSU to handle it
No.554056
>>554040
D:
>>554041
I will not!
I would have experienced 70's music, 80's sports and the birth of personal computers, 90's console gaming, good cartoons, TV shows and movies, and the evolution of computers
Tell me that's not awesome af
No.554057
>>554054
I know how dates wrok but more than a week for milk is pushing it
No.554058
>>554054
and it depends on the product. eggs can easily go an extra week. milk can be pretty hardy if always kept refrigerated and not experiencing any counter time or air exchange.
if it expires in 2 days, generally maybe try not to eat it a week later.
No.554059
>>554055
How would I know if my psu is good enough?
No.554060
>>554051
Listen to Qt you dog fucker
No.554061
No.554062
>>554056
I was born in the 80's and experienced 70's music, commodore 64, nes/snes, the best cartoons and evolved through win 3.1, 486's, win98 and 1gb cores, so tell me my life isn't awesome.
No.554063
I drink almond milk because lactose intolerance
but almond milk also lasts fucking forever compared to normal milk
No.554064
>>554063
so does powdered milk, add water and let it sit in the fridge and it tastes just like milk.
No.554065
>>554061
!
>>554062
I hate you, I want your life
No.554066
>>554065
You can take it if you like, but I can't transfer my experiences.
No.554067
>>554059
look up the requirements for that card, make sure you have enough PCI-E power connectors, make sure theres enough watts in the PSU, and make sure youve got plenty of amps on the 12v rail
No.554068
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>>554066
Would you like to tell me more about your life on Steam?
No.554069
sleep you silly murricans
No.554070
>>554067
I don't know how to go about that.
No.554071
>>554068
Sure! I occasionally play multiplayer games with people on it, and I own a couple Steam-exclusive titles. It's quite interesting, entertaining and time-consuming.
No.554072
No.554073
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>>554069
What's in it for me?
>>554071
Omg….real funny smart ass
No.554074
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I'm going to bite Chiri's clit
No.554075
>>554073
You saw through the joke!
No.554076
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>>554075
Add me on Steam already
I don't know why you're so afraid of me
No.554079
>>554072
It's a 350W not sure what brand.
No.554080
>>554078
I'm not into guys.
No.554081
>>554079
youre going to need to replace it, you wont be running a mid range card with that kind of PSU. get yourself a 750w XFX core edition PSU, there a seasonic rebrand, and seasonic dont make shit.
No.554082
>>554080
It's not like we're going to do anything lewd!
No.554083
No.554084
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No.554085
>>554082
So it would basically be for, by your admission, gathering more information on me?
No.554087
>>554085
Yes, I want to know more about you
>>554086
!!!
No.554089
Chiri's just a .. (hoe)
She just my .. (hoe)
Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
I'm her pimp, she my bitch
Go get my .. (dough)
Go bring me my .. (dough)
Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
I'm her pimp, she my bitch
(i work for you baby)
No.554090
>>554087
Oddly, I don't reciprocate the same fascination for you and frankly could care less about your personal details.
It's just the fact that you have an insatiable lust for me that I'm able to keep you on a metaphorical leash.
No.554091
>>554081
So If I just unscrew this junk and connect the new stuff in the same way it should be fine?
No.554092
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>>554088
-hug- have you been to Ariel's house lately?
>>554090
-punches your teeth in-
No.554093
>>554091
yep, remove the old PSU, then add in the new one and everything will work, assuming you havent accidentally broken anything in the process
No.554094
>>554093
I assume that goes for the graphics card as well
>assuming you havent accidentally broken anything
Yeah that's my concern. It seems intimidating. So I'll get the PSU first then the graphics card. Should I wait till I have both or will the PSU play nice with my current cad?
No.554095
>>554089
Don't bring it to the playground if you can't win it
Sloppy seconds spitting shit and fuckin loose lips
Bitch come into my school and you'll get hit
Tricks get rick rolled fool, kicked in the dick
>>554092
Great, saves me dental bills.
No.554096
No.554097
No.554098
>>554095
What's the real reason for not adding me?
No.554099
>>554094
the psu isnt going to break anything unless its defective, and seasonic have good quality control
No.554100
>>554098
If anyone finds out she wants the d, she will cry.
No.554101
>>554097
why don't you just come on a napkin and call it a day bro?
>>554098
because I don't care about you.
No.554102
>>554101
>come on a napkin
That gave me another idea
Come at me.
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>>554099
Awesome. Thank you for your help. You gotta Steam or something?
No.554104
Yan, my brother is passed out drunk after fucking some girl
She's looking for his wallet but I have it in my pocket :D
No.554105
>>554100
I'm great at keeping secrets :)
>>554101
I'm not asking you to care, I'm asking you to open up and tell me more about yourself v.v
No.554106
>>554104
Did he just fuck some girl in front of his little sister?
Sounds like one of my japanese animes
No.554107
>>554106
He's always fucking girls in front of her
No.554108
>>554104
wave a ten in her face and make some casual demands.
work it down until you can appropriate a sexual favor that she'd be willing to do for ten dollars
No.554109
>>554103
fdsfgs, look for the lain avatar
No.554110
>>554107
That must be….awkward for you.
Also hey Ika.
No.554111
>>554105
Exactly, it's not mutual. I have no interest to share anything about myself with you because I have no interest in knowing anything about you.
No.554112
>>554108
Lol she's already gone, my dogs kept barking at her
>>554110
I'm used to it~
Kermittt! Look! It's my internet b-day!
>>554111
You don't have to know anything about me, silly. Just tell me about yourself
No.554113
>>554092
Yeah, I was just over tonight.
No.554114
brb
checking to see if my brother is alive
No.554116
oh yeah, happy birthday bloodchan
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>>554112
Internet b-day as in this is the day you involved yourself with the circlejerk community?
Not sure that's something I would be celebrating.
But congratulations regardless.
No.554119
>>554118
Forgot my frog
I'm a little drunk and a lot tired.
No.554120
*throws my lighter at erin*
No.554121
>>554112
Okay well, I'm a compulsive liar and I create fake personas on the internet - but not to the extent that I do anything fraudulent in nature, I've just learned from early on to protect my identity and now it's an age where everybody takes for granted their personal information. I've created layers upon layers of false personas because I enjoy trolling but also live freely as a thoughtful, caring, sympathetic, or cruel, conniving, or selfish individual.
In 2012 I created a 'bipolar avatar' called ChiriMatoi which has polar opposite personalities, and I'm able to easily transfer between them to carry on conversations at a primal emotional level.
I'm a virtual being.
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>>554125
are you here to keep me company on this fine night
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>>554130
-gently takes your hand, looks deep into your eyes and smiles-
No.
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>>554132
That's too bad I don't suppose you'd be up for a game of chess?
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>>554137
Loveley
>>554136
Whoever are you, deary?
No.554139
Okay he's alive but hungry so I'm going to cook for him, bbl~
>>554113
I hope you got your dick wet~
>>554115
-hug tackles- thank you, love ^^
>>554116
e-birthday!****
My real birthday is in september
>>554117
-takes advantage of you-
>>554118
>>554119
Yep, today was the day I discovered Bard help threads and started talking to him ^^
>>554121
…I think I really am in love with you……
-kiss- sorry bye ><
>>554122
Poor Bard-sama
~~~
>lewd before I go
No.554140
>>554139
Taka care out there
No.554141
>>554138
$1000 question:
The sound a loli makes when falling onto a bed?
No.554142
No.554143
>>554141
What is a scream of terror
No.554144
Bard, I'll play chess with you. lichess?
No.554145
>>554139
Wish I had a sister that made food for me when I got drunk…
No.554146
>>554143
Sorry, it's a joke/trick question.
The person answers 'pomf' but you correct them that the sound the loli makes is "Wah!"
No.554148
>>554146
What are we gonna do on the bed?
No.554149
>>554146
This is also a trick because you aren't sorry.
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>>554151
Click the king then click the rook
and you have to click one of the spaces next to one of them
but I am not 1– % on which one it is
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>>554156
is it okay that I feel slightly arroused
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No.554160
always lose my queen when I get to narrow focused. -_-
No.554161
Anyone wanna go see Mad Max with me?
No.554162
>>554161
I streamed the first three. if it's not a russian dubbed cam rip I'll watch it.
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>>554163
Wanna masturbate together to the processor pins?
No.554166
>>554165
sorry, im fapping to the thread count and the cinebench results
No.554167
>>554162
If I find a good leak I'll stream it, but I don't know where to look.
No.554168
>>554166
It would never work between us anyways.
We're just too different.
No.554169
>>554167
I frequent alluc.to
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No.554178
chat is v fib
give me the paddles
CLEAR
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>>554160
>Not being a grandmaster at chess
No.554189
I am off to bed.
Have a great night/day all of you.
Night.
No.554191
>>554184
Googles found out about you, bro
>>554186
What's Leeg?
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>>554193
Also I hate that picture of you >>554184 so stop posting it
No.554196
>>554191
Download League of Legends and play it with me!
No.554197
-Hugs all of the posters on the way out-
>
No.554198
>>554196
Ohhhh a computer game? Well my hands are actually to stiff to play games for more than 45 mins…sorry….
No.554199
>>554195
My images are reflections of how I feel at any given time expressed through a character completely unrelated
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>>554199
So you actually feel like hanging yourself?
>>554200
So cute -hugs-
No.554203
>>554202
fdfgkhjkhkhjfdghjkl
No.554204
I feel bugs crawling on me even when they are not there
No.554205
No.554207
If no one has seen the 2015 US Chess Championship games, I suggest checking them out. It's been largely hilarious.
No.554208
>>554207
Didn't those occur months ago?
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>>554208
Up for another game?
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>>554211
>>554213
Wow, sorry, but you're pretty awful :(
No.554217
>doing last minute revision
>state machine question from last year
>finite state machine signiture is completely fucking different to any ive ever seen before
fucking why?
No.554218
No.554221
Even then, g6 kicking the queen back means white lost a move after black defends the e-pawn.
No.554222
>>554216
>>554219
>>554220
What the fuck am I reading
No.554223
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>>554218
>>554221
He was just a really really bad player obviously. I could've gone Qf3 for the same effect, but it wouldn't have forced blacks next move to reinforce e5..
No.554225
>>554224
who da hell are you bro
No.554226
>>554224
Well at least the former was better than Qf3, though personally I wouldn't be comfortable putting her onto those dangerous squares.
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>implying I'm smart enough to know where archives are archived
No.554231
>>554228
>>554229
Whatever it was I saved it regardless!
Censorship ain't right
Unless it's me doing it.
No.554232
>>554229
you better be eirn
>>554230
your lewds suck lewd
>>554231
censorship is da best
No.554233
>>554225
Oshibo. I've been posting here on the weekends for like 3 months now.
>>554226
I was testing the waters to see if the opponent knew how to play. Once I established that he didn't, I pressured f7 with my bishop and finished in 4 moves. Could've easily taken back the Q move, bit the advantage loss and still won, regardless. And that's not just bravado.
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>>554231
post them again so I can satisfy my curiosity~
>>554232
That's subjective, son
No.554238
I want a kiss from a special someone here.
No.554239
>>554235
>>554233
woops im drunk, im dags, hiya
>>554234
good cause dardy sucks
No.554240
>>554233
I can understand, seeing I had my way with some people using the Blackburne Gambit a few times. Still interesting sometimes though.
No.554241
>>554237
naaaaaaaaaah
>>554236
oath cunt
No.554242
>>554237
Maybe a PM would be better
Look like a conversation between Buttfox and someone else about hurt feels.
or was it badfox these days
No.554243
what even are the 8chan archives?
No.554244
>>554242
>Maybe a PM would be better
pussy
No.554245
>>554244
>pussy
I mean I don't even understand the significance of the conversation
No.554246
>>554234
>>554241
yeeeeeeee
>>554242
hue. alright.
lood.anon on skype
No.554247
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
dendendendendendendendne
you know i smoked alotta grass ooooh lord i popped alotta pillss, buuuuut i've never touched nothen that muh spiriiit coullld kill, you know i've seen alotta people walking around with tombstones in their eyes, but the pusher don't careee if they live or diiie, goddamn the pusherman
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No.554251
>>554239
Alcohol on a weekday, huh?
No.554252
How does one get kisses from Lewds?
No.554253
>>554252
why do you wish to procure this information
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>>554254
erin pls
this is not leddit
>>554251
hey japanbro
No.554256
>>554253
I'm asking for a friend.
No.554257
>>554254
May I have a link to the ubdote thing?
No.554258
>>554256
you have to be cool
almost too cool for school
No.554259
>>554255
oh but it is
i just upvoted you too c:
you can vote too
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=PFtXF0Yk#.user.js
>>554257
it is ^ c:
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No.554263
is that friend bebop?
>>554249
ou, you could make the link on your site direct there mayhaps?
No.554264
>>554263
na, i actually plan to finish that archive some day.
maybe.
No.554265
>>554263
hey lewdie
you're bi, right?
>>554261
I see you're enjoying the spoils of chess war
what else is new
No.554266
>>554263
I'm not at liberty to say.
No.554267
Shibo is johnny s. flowers.
No.554269
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>554268
why aren't you asleep yet?
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>>554270
well that was a fucking sick video
get the prediction game right and you can roll mofos left and right
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>>554264
hmm alrighty
>>554265
depends on who the other person is. why?
>>554266
He really has to fuck off.
No.554274
>>554271
Q>W>E>R
and throw some autos in and prediction
and ur gud
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>>554273
just curious
since limes wants your dick and all
what exactly depends about the other person?
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>>554276
limes lol wtf the dude doesn't even know me
No.554279
A message from your friendly neighborhood bebop
7:57 AM - Bebop: should tell lewds that i can't post
7:57 AM - Bebop: i just went there and saw them post something about me so i'm assuming they think some anon is me
No.554280
>>554265
You can say that, sure.
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>>554281
dr pepper is fucking foul cunt like shit tastes like abos cunt wash
No.554284
>>554280
>>554282
Cookies clear killed my trip.:(
No.554285
>>554283
wtf
dr pepper is dabes
No.554286
>>554284
the flag is enough, friend
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>>554287
I have rice kripsies
I am a rich man
No.554290
>>554273
What happened between you and Bebop?
No.554291
>>554289
Not bad. Is this really Grim tho?
>>554290
He's bothering people I like even when they express discomfort directly to him.
Also out of nowhere just started wanting to fuck. I guess that may be common between people here but I like picking my own partners.
No.554293
>>554291
Good thing he's banned, I guess.
No.554294
>>554291
apparently there was some big misunderstanding about the fucking part
also bebo has no idea what you're on about bothering people
that sounds like something limes would do
>>554293
>
No.554295
>>554294
>that sounds like something limes would do
No.554296
time to go
I'll try to leave steam on my phone
bye peeps
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>>554292
no idea dawg, you just seem different. might be because I'm used to the judicator trip
>>554294
Unless it's someone acting as him, an example could be him saying he's been masturbating to Wish several times.
>>554293
I suppose so. Except for blood chan who does he talk with on Aneki? Probably not the right one to ask since you're a little biased hue
No.554299
um
i might be asking for a pizza in the next couple of days
my best friend is coming to stay till monday and we have no food at all really
i'm having the last of like 3 kinds of pasta with curry sauce for lunch…
No.554300
>>554299
how will you do it
No.554301
>>554299
Hunt your own food.
No.554303
>>554299
>eating lunch or breakfast at all
there's your problem man
No.554304
>>554302
;~;
i wonder if ill ever see her again…
No.554305
>>554300
do what, feed us?
idk
maybe i manage to dig something out i can get my flatmate to pawn for me, i not sure, i don't really have much left, heh
>>554301
over here in bitistan we mostly just have people, animals are people's housepets
>>554303
i will probably save half of it for dinner.
also, estrogen therapy, super hungry all the time :x
No.554308
>>554298
Nah, I'm neutral towards Bebop. I simply don't know him. I think he's friends with Lenko and Manaka, but I can't be sure. I don't pay much attention.
He was banned because he asked to be, his excuse being that he doesn't get enough sleep. At least, that's what ButtFox told me.
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No.554310
So my 100 game chat ban ended only to bring this message up. Apparently you can build up chat bans while being chat banned.
No.554311
lol who is Bebop even
>>554305
Oh damn that sucks, I usually don't eat until dinner save for maybe a biscuit with my coffee, never really get hungry
No.554312
>>554299
How long are you going to be without money for food?
No.554313
>>554309
Goggles!!! Good afternoon to you! Do you have any suggestions for Japanese reading for a beginner ?
No.554314
>>554305
;~; *hugs*
hopefully u can..
No.554315
>>554313
books for children.
No.554316
>>554311
it can be pretty rough, lol
>>554312
i got an appointment to talk with my doctor about anxiety on the 10th next month, if that goes well i can get a medical card for it and maybe apply for ESA which will be like £60 a week, but idk if that will go through, and until then anyway i got nothing, unless i can maybe figure out something to sell.
My flatmate might have some money in between, but he can't really afford to feed both of us.
>>554314
me too :/
*hugs*
No.554317
>>554315
Any particular suggestions? Also I would like to see a translation so I could compare with what I come up with
No.554318
>>554304
yes, you will if you choose. Bookmark this permathread: https://mlpchan.net/oat/res/2896181+50.html
Luka can come here to talk to me, I just refuse to go there while I'm not wanted by someone with the ability to make my time there harder than it should be.
No.554319
>>554318
>picture reposts without even adding it to the post
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>>554316
I'm sure it can
I'd buy you a pizza because I have plenty of income but it's all going to next year of college because I was supposed to be finished this year but that'll never happen
No.554321
>>554317
If you think you can study by yourself get the Genki Level 1 textbook and workbook and just go through them. Not only does it teach vocab it instructs grammar and some etiquette.
No.554322
>>554316
pizza is tasty at least
>>554318
Aww :(
No.554323
>>554316
Hm. When you figure out what you can scrape up, I'll see if I can help cover the remainder. I hope you get super lucky. No one should have to experience that.
No.554324
brb alt tabbing out of GTA is a pain
No.554325
>>554320
heh, no worries, good luck c:
>>554322
it tastes like guilt when you have to beg for it :/
>>554323
that's really sweet <3 i'll only ask if i really need help though. i have an imac i can sell wich would keep me for a while but i don't have the OS disks for it, so i'm scared to sell it cause macs tend to hide your personal info everywhere, they'd prolly end up with access to my accounts and stuff
No.554326
also i have no idea how you shit something that big
No.554327
>>554325
There's a way.
even though you are doing that, you can also offer to repay them someday somehow, and keep in contact and stuff and share how much it helped.
so the guilt may only be temporary.
No.554328
>>554322
you could go there and talk to her. They aren't edgy and wouldn't mind and they know about all the stuff going on.
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>>554326
come to america and meet up with me. I'll show you exactly how that works
No.554330
>>554327
i guess, still, nobody likes to beg in the first place, as they say, "neither a lender nor a borrower be"
>>554329
how do i get myself to america if i can't afford to feed myself ^^;
No.554332
>>554331
top kek
i'd sooner sell used panties and stuff
came close to doing that, but i chickened out :x
No.554333
>>554325
You shouldn't feel guilty, and you aren't begging. You shouldn't have to feel shame and guilt on top of hunger. People are happy to help out.
Is the iMac still worth selling with the drive wiped and without the OS?
No.554334
>>554328
they look scarey :(
>>554330
but its for a good cause?
No.554335
>>554332
No return policy. If they didn't want them, they wouldn't buy them. No return address.
No.554336
>>554333
i guess it would be :o
maybe not to end users, but i guess if i was willing to lower the price a bit a computer reseller or something might pick it up a bit cheaper?
>>554334
eh, that's subjective :/
i guess, if you didn't like me, you'd be happy i didn't have food, heh
>>554335
it's just…
so creepy :s
and the site was hard to use, and you have to pay them money before you can sell stuff
No.554337
>>554321
I have heard good things about Genki 1 so I will probably download it
No.554338
>>554336
Yes, but they'd most likely only purchase if your price plus the price of a new OS disk was cheaper than a unit that already included the OS. But it's better than nothing. Let's see how much help you can get before you're forced to sacrifice a few things.
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No.554340
>>554334
nah, they might hiss but they won't bite. Some of them just troll about anime but that's all it is, just edginess. Tell smiles to take care of him for you.
No.554341
>>554336
Sounds like you'll just have to get soto to get you some customers.
No.554342
>>554340
trolls are mean ;~;
…b-but i like anime…
No.554343
>>554342
don't be scared of them. They won't hurt you because smiles will yell at them
hash king of the thread
>
No.554344
>>554338
i think the OS disks are cheap these days cause it's a really outdated OS you have to install first, with an OS i can sell it for maybe £600-£700, without i'd think £400-£500 just cause inconvenience, but eh, we'll see if it comes to it i guess ^^;
>>554339
i just had my curry pasta, felt kinda like the last supper ^^; I'll see if my flatmate comes home today if he can lend me like £10 so i can get some vegetarian food for me & my friend over the next few days
>>554341
it is just…
not a market i want to be involved in >.<
No.554345
GTA never does entertain me for long until my friend gets home from work and we can heist together
No.554346
>>554344
oh well. You could get scoots to… show you around the… rape factory
No.554347
>>554343
yay Smiles ♥
grr hash
>>554344
are they a vegan too?
what if they arent ;~;
No.554348
>>554344
So, you're having trouble finding an income? Are you looking for work currently?
No.554349
>>554346
:s
>>554347
yeah, we both veggie, sucks cause veggie food is way more expensive :s
>>554348
naa, i can't work cause anxiety around people, and depression making me flakey about when i can show up and stuff, that's why i gotta go to the doctor about it, i really don't like doctors and psychs being involved in that area of my life, but they kinda have to be so i can get benefits instead of working.
Though, the kinda benefits i'm going for would let me work up to 16 hours a week without affecting them, so i been thinking one i have that income to keep myself fed and in clean smart clothes and stuff, i could maybe start to do a few hours a week at a library or somewhere quiet like that, till i start to get a grasp on it better.
No.554350
>>554349
not rich enuf for health, can only afford tasty foods :(
*pets* you find something out im sure…
No.554351
So everyone stopped replying
Hello friends!
No.554352
No.554353
>>554351
hello Manako <Manaka on Phone>
No.554354
>>554349
Aww, that's rough. Hope you somehow find a way to work from home.
No.554355
>>554352
Niyyaaa~~
>>554353
Oh hello sentient , did you miss us ?
No.554356
>>554350
hope so ^^
i was hoping to get the anxiety stuff out in the open at my appointment on the 13th, but that turned out to only be with a nurse :/
>>554351
boop
>>554354
that'd be nice, but i might be too distractable for that ^^; a library was my best idea so far, i talked to people who worked in a library, they said the hardest part is mentally handicapped people can do some random stuff sometimes, but i can work with disabled people c: it's the normals i can't cope with :s
No.554357
>>554355
I got bored, mostly
Those who were missed know who they are, or were talked to on steam/skype during my absence
Plus, you replied to my post yesterday silly, what makes you ask that only today
No.554358
>>554355
yay! ♥
>>554356
Will you get a next time?
No.554359
>>554358
yeah, next appointment is on the 10th next month specifically for that, my doctor is a rly busy guy tho, idk when i'll actually get what i need :/
i'll tell him then, but i'll have to wait another month or so for a follow up.
No.554360
>>554359
At least you'll get it done right :(
No.554361
>>554356
A reply from erin! This must be my birthday! I love you. Erin! <3
>>554357
So we are just time filler when you are bored, huh!
>>554358
Did you do anything fun today ?
No.554362
>>554361
i havent went to sleep yet :(
so i did some things (yesterday…)
like lotsaa leeg and nomed some leftovers
and chatted here… and umm stuff
No.554363
>>554361
Yeah I guess so. It's just that normally I'd have better things to do, but lately I've reached new heights of boredom so I figured might as well stop by again
No.554364
>>554351
I'm not replying.
No.554365
>>554362
Are you going to break your own longest time awake record! If not, go sleep!
No.554366
Next poster gets
a big hug
No.554367
No.554368
>>554356
I used to work in human resources, people can suck.
About as important as the skills you have are the people you know. I hope you find some way to support yourself.
And now I'm just babbling. I should really get some sleep. Stay safe!
No.554369
>>554363
It stings sentient! It stings! I thought we were more than that!
Done some lanparties lately ?
>>554364
Y-you too
No.554370
>>554360
hopefully ^^;
>>554361
<3
>>554368
oki, thanks for chatting and stuff <3
sleep well xx
No.554371
>>554369
None at all, haven't even been drinking with friends. Everyone's interning abroad.
And I don't see why my reasoning to be here reflects what I think of the people here, I think some of the people here are great, but the thread in itself is just a means to kill the time you feel
No.554372
>>554370
i believe in u! <3
youll get what u need :)
No.554373
>>554367
Not soon enough for me!
>>554370
Even though you are married now, im not going to give up!
>>554371
Internship as a part of college ?
Weeelllllllll you should at least say hi once every few while!
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>>554373
Awww
:c
*cuddles tiredly*
No.554375
>>554373
Yes
And I'll consider, I'd rather not post too much I'm boring enough of a poster already
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No.554379
tadaaa
>>554374
see! you're tired! dont make me lift you to bed!
>>554375
good :3
what games do you play now?
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