no it's afternoon
the only time zone that exists is my one
This thread is now contaminated with Dutch.
Put the dutch
in the oven
with a crutch
her dag tovren
>her dag tovren
Your time zone is the only one that doesn't exist
Time for the purge
I just had a poop so girthy it made my ass hole bleed
torrent client pls go faster
AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
maybe i'll go and complain on Rizon then
Hard telling what is up.
Good news, got 8 cans of cider today.
Bad news, I lost dota2 again. ;w;
>getting in on the facebook meme game
the usual cider?
Yep, Taurus Dark Fruits.
Ey boi, can I habe teh pussi pls b0ss?
Do you drink every day
Only if you're a good boy.
Busy day yesterday?
Not EVERY day, just most days. Nothing else to do.
Yeah, I had to go to Talent Match to discuss my career then had to volunteer with the boys and girls youth club. Glad I can put my feet up now, done my homework, contacted 2 schools for placements so now I can just chill.
I've been a very good boi.
Congratulations, you freed yourself pretty early, too. You deserve a treat.
Hello this is Yan reporting from the center of Hurricane Florence
The storm is a pussy and it's mom big gay
Jesus man, can you be anymore British?
Downing pints at a pub, probably
At least he's not that much of an alcoholic
Na, I don't hold downing pints at a pub against anybody. It is what I endeavor to do at every opportunity.
But sipping cider is just....wrong....
leest we goh our bloody borders back innit
*drives away on a tractor*
I could dunk digestives in the booze.
That's why I got myself extra cans, felt like a treat.
cider is literally beer but not shit
I meant a different kind. Now shut up and kiss me.
Oh, so went and fixed that whole Muslim problem ya got, ditcha? That is just fucking great, right on ya, mate!
You know, that might do it. Dunking crackers in cider might just be the most British thing you could do when it comes to alcohol.
Nobody cares what an English Prisoner sent away down south thinks.
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OI M8! Whut time is it?
Not just ragheads, but the Polish too
Hey, now you be kind to my Pollock ancestors or I'll have to come over there and beat you over the head with me cock.
Not just any biscuit, it has to be McVities.
You know I have dunked a few crackers in my tea before. I can see the appeal, but it is just such a bother.
Subtle. What do I need to do NOW for money?
You told me to go underground and the first one I went to gave me a chest with an exalt.
Give me your magic words.
FUCK THE EU
BREXIT MEMES BREAKFAST
man im looking forward to having an actual drink with the bf again, rum gets tiring after a while.
no issues with power?
i mean torus fruits aint quite a pint with mogg and the crew down in somerset
If you have sulphite then just go downwards until you find A. a city, or B. a currency node
When you run out of sulphite just run the highest level maps you're comfortable with, until you fill up on sulphite again
I'm glad my advice worked out for you :3
Did someone say British Memes?
Ever heard of Purple Aki? He's a black guy who goes around touching muscles of buff men. So black he is purple apparently. Boogeyman of North England. Has a muscle touching ban and is banned from most places in the north.
Thinking of buying all the FF games on PS1.
They have all of them up to 9 and a few spin offs.
>refunded a purchase through walmart a long time ago
>package arrives today
>it's the thing I was trying to order and already have
>it's a knock off in a damaged box
the JBL logo is just a sticker you can peel off
it has maybe 1/3 of the max volume
this thing is shit
Heard of the manchester pusher?
That's the most basic advice, but I guess I wasn't really chasing currency boxes.
Also that image is ungodly.
Of course it's kinda basic! Most people who want currency just need to play more
Yeah, a guy who pushes gay people into the Manchester canal.
Yeah, booze is more fun with people. Reason why I shitpost drunk; ain't antisocial so long as I've got a computer screen wiring my babbling across the globe.
Hob nobs are fucking great. Can survive the most brutal of dunking. What do you think of ginger nuts?
That is almost as good a meme as you.
I don't know, I haven't really done anything memeworthy apart from getting fucked up and shitposting
Tried that shit out, appparently it was a failure.
im just itching for something fruity, or maybe something sweet. ill be having a takeaway with him when he gets back i think so ill probably be drinking a good bit of rum and coke that night.
ginger nuts are nice, but only with coffee in my book. hob nobs are versatile though, and theyre also oaty which makes them fucking delicious by default.
not good with the rectal toying thang?
My fave biscuits are chocolate chip. I don't know anything more fruity than dark fruits cider, don't really drink much spirits nowadays.
No, I have short stubby fingers so I can't really get to the prostate.
may need some toys
I like the way you think. Maybe we should robocop up my arm to be a anus destroyer.
What the fuck am I reading?
make it nice and ribbed.
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ever tried the sainsburies quadruple chocolate biscuits?
im probably just itching for sweet stuff, havent eaten anything particularly sweet in about 2 months.
Never even knew they existed, not sure where sainsburies is in my town.
If you do find some sort of sweet spirit, give me a call, because I like sweet stuff which is why I'm on the cider. Spirits are just too... I don't even know the word for it, but they ain't sweet.
>girlfriend broke up with her fiancee
my time to shine boys
My time to shine is usually after a few years of marriage after the glamour fades and they realize that the person they professed to love is really a fucking idiot.
Anything beyond an open relationship is a no-no
Was she cheating on him with you, or what?
My wife's boyfriend just texted me to come over to chill
My wife just text her BF to come over and chill.
I have no qualms about admitting that I am an asshole when the time calls for it.
Dang he sounds like a bro
I don't know how to reply to that, was just trawling through youtube and wanted to post Maggot Twat's song Raped by an ape.
something something both ends
i dunno if theyll be on offer or not, but give them a fucking go because god damn are they amazing.
port man, the answer to your worries is port.
I can't. I can kind of, but the fact remains that I want to fuck the person I am dating. Otherwise there is little reason to date.
I'd murder the other half if they were cuck'ing/cheating on me.
I once got cucked by my best friend who was gay. Bitch wanted to marry him.
What does port go with? I haven't really seen it on sale in Aldi, maybe I'm not looking hard enough.
reply with insanity.
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Not feeling the crazy right now, blame the meds.
I'm just sippin cider slowly, I#ll speed the drinking up and try and hype myself off.
COCKSTRAPS! DADDYSNIFFER! COLONBATTLE! SUCKMYDISEASE!
Ok, I'm on form. I smell weakness, smells like semen. Oh wait, that's just me.
probably want you to reformat code
Screamin for semen.
port is very rich, ive honestly no idea what i would pair it with food wise. p sure aldi will have port in the wine section.
I'm probably the nicest guy you will meet
I don't really eat when I'm drinking, food is just padding, I wanna get drunk.
I'll ask the staff if they sell port. I don't think I ever had it.
That looked so goddamn awesome though.
Yeah, insane. Over 100 dead. There was supposed to be multiple mini explosions after that.
give it a shot man, youll love it
Might try it in shots. Haven;t been actually drunk in a long while. I've been going through a can an hour, not really slamming them. Maybe I should.
What kind of takeaway are you going with your bf? For me, it's chinese alone, but indian with family.
Oh wow. A Gary Hart movie. Interesting idea, especially when it comes to how that race affected future coverage of races in the press.
Plus J. K. Simmons is in it, so I'mma see it. ♥
Hey d00d, what other names do you go by? I only know you as Honey. I'm bad with names.
literally the takeaway across the road. the pizza, kebab, and chicken offer.
People call me Sabrina. ^o^
We've talked a little. I remember sending you a recording of a song a long time ago.
Nah. she's probably too young to put it in that mouth. I'll have to use yours instead.
You should sing me a song. I'd remember.
Christ, I just fapped as well.
IT also has Bill Burr in it. Just caught him promoting it and decided to view the trailer. It does indeed look neat. I am NOT at all knowledgable about the politician, but the trailer makes it look like a very slickly made movie.
Is good man. I do love my chicken place, which is across a road. So you're getting a pizza, kebab and chicken? Sounds delicious.
Oh yeah, I know you Sabrina. We have talked a little, maybe we should chew the fat more. Any plans for the weekend?
♪C'mon get happyyyyy♫
Oh wow. I didn't realize there was a word for that. Cute.
It looks like it's got a decent cast and crew. Thanks for the trailer. I'm thinkin' about going to see that new Predator this weekend. See if it's goofy fun.
Hi lewd Cookie. ^o^
Today's sleepiness is my fault for stayin' up so late with that game.
No plans for once, and it feels good. I've worked most weekends the past couple of months, so I'm going to be a lazy, worthless sack as much as possible.
Are we posting dick pics at sabs now?
Everyone is now.
Only if you want to be filtered. ^o^
yup, all for just £12
tbh i miss having a variety of takeaways
Glad you're having fun with it though.
Wait, you hadn't yet?
Like you wouldn't if you could.
Well. Shit. Now I have shown my power level. Rip.
NEW PREDATOR! Do me a favour and lemme know how that is, if you do go and see it. Like... A general thumbs up or down for whether to go and see it myself ^^
Found out recently DFW is from Illinois too. Between him and Adlai and Lincoln and Sufjan there's a lot of good stuff tied into that state. I wanna visit.
Sounds like fun lol
Post that gif
I'm pretty sure I haven't
I sure hope I haven't lmao
Whahaha. I was just joking.
To be fair though, I feel like you've posted/shown dick enough. I think, but am not sure, that i've seen it. She might have, too.
Too much fun. I'm going to have to make myself go to bed tonight and not stay up swooshin' around.
Cookie, if I'm up swooshin', please don't be an enabler. Fuss at me 'til I go asleep.
I'm hearing mixed-to-favorable reviews so far. If I go see it I'll let you know. I may just be a big loaf and stay home loafin'. :3
DFW as in David Foster Wallace? I thought he was from New England. :O
>please don't be an enabler.
ooouch. Now I feel guilty.
I'll fuss. Is there a time you'd want to be going to bed/showering whatever?
I ain't got shit on the weekend either, thinking of drinking with a mate of mine. I do love being a lazy worthless sack myself. How are you doing btw? I feel like I don't have much craziness to talk about. Been a busy week for me.
Fuck me, I want what you're having. The best I can do is a king kebab which is £8 and that takes you two days to eat it. Actually, hungry for takeaway now, but I'm just gonna fill up on booze.
Loafin' is always a good option. Me, I am working Sat/Sun, and training Monday. No rest for the wicked, apparently.
Currently window shopping for denim jackets.
also, this video...
Born in Ithaca and raised in Illinois.
I wanted to say Jeff Magnum grew up in Ithaca but it was actually Athens in Georgia.
Yes, becasue an American would not know that. Loco. You dunce.
Hm...can't think of a particular time, no. Let's say if it's getting to be about 1AM my time, you should fuss extra hard at me.
>Been a busy week for me.
Oh, we must be drinking from the same cup or something 'cause me too.
Everyone I love and cherish is either out of town right now or busy busy too, so I've been a lil' lonely sometimes. But I am spending more time with my mama, so that's nice.
Is there a favorite pub you like to go to? I'm a little jealous of pub culture.
>Currently window shopping for denim jackets.
There's a men's parka I want at H&M. Men's jackets are always cuter (and warmer) for some reason.
Oooh. I really need to get serious about finishing Infinite Jest. I've been continuing to use Tolkien as escapism lately.
Care to share? I am mostly in the market now as I now own a few pairs of chinos and always subscribed to the anti-double denim rules.
Looking for wardrobe dynamism.
Would you like what I like right now? Or my most favourite pub in history?
I'll tell you both of them. Me and Chris go to the market tavern because it's close and we have a smoking area that's pretty sizable. Sometimes we go to the Cricketeers, which houses independent ciders and ales. We had a cider that was 8% which was the scrumpiest cider we ever did drank.
But my most favourite place to drink was called Cahoots, it was my second home in 2011-2014 and the staff were awesome, I became such a regular there that I was allowed in the staff room. Sadly Cahoots is shut down now.
maybe there are other Ithacas
idk do I
maybe read it a few times. I'm reading through more DFW lately and it makes me want to re-read it. I had a little daydream earlier about adapting it into a cartoon miniseries, and about whether or not there's a way to do that without it being amoral and evil, because the book is in very large part about like the problems of TV culture and entertainment. I also wonder if he didn't specify that the rights to the book can never be sold.
>Men's jackets are always cuter (and warmer) for some reason.
I found this amazing bomber jacket at a thrift store. New and in smol size. So good.
And I got a parka for Christmas that is too big for me. you can have it.
I was lookin' at this one, though there's a heavier outdoor version too. I'm going to have to try on the heavier one and make sure it's not TOO heavy, you know?
>Sadly Cahoots is shut down now.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. Did it get gentrified out or something? That's happening to a lot of established clubs and bars here as more people move in from out of state.
I was gonna say that you go for smol and I go for jackets that are bigger than me 'cause I like how tiny I feel in them. lol
no good offers in your local places?
I've been busy with studying for a Teachers Assistant course on Monday, went to a course that teaches you about self esteem and confidence Tuesday where we share our fears and such, Wednesday I'm doing an IT Course, Thursday I got to volunteer for a youth club which leaves Friday to do my homework and drinking.
Don't know, I think it's called the Flamingo but I haven't been there for a while, that's when I was living in Liverpool on Smithdown Road.
Well I usually get a 8 piece sizzler meal at Dixy Chicken, but I don't really remember any offers apart from that and the King Kebab in Shere Khan.
ever branch out with whatevers on just eat?
I mean, sure.
Oooh right it's Friday.
Wait, are you actually gonna show up on a Friday for once?
I mean, heh, here is where... lol, here is where, heh you gonna love this. But. This right here. Is where I am gonna say. Say something. That will rock you upside in the cranium. You gonna be like. WOW WTF. But. What I have to say. Getting to the point. In what I want to say. As I type furiously, I am drawing this out. It is le epin post. But. WHat I wanted to convey to you. To communicate. And annunciate. In the mind. The mind's eye, as it were. Like Scott Pilgrim. In the movie. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The world. Like. The soya. In the mind's eye. Any way. What I am getting to right now is. The coat. It is fetch AF. But. Here is where I am homing in on the point. Like a cruise missile. Like Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher. Is the coat. Is it now. You know. Over warm for Texas?
But you are a native, so, I get it, you wouldnt be phased so much by the climate. Nani sore
>I think it's called the Flamingo
Now I'm morbidly curious about what sort of establishment this is.
>Wait, are you actually gonna show up on a Friday for once?
Maaaaybe. I think I've just been recruited into after-work drinks with some co-workers. :O
A) As much as I love cold, I'm also a big wuss when it gets chillly
B) It's an El Nino year, so we might get a real winter! ♥
Theese pills make me hngry
Naw. They drinks'd it.
But i only have o'boy brand vhocolqte drink powder
Well, that makes sense. I am so happy its getting colder now! I get to put on beanies and gloves and be snug.
Too much negroball in sweden
I think this is the one I got https://www.asos.com/alpha-industries/alpha-industries-ma1-tt-bomber-jacket-slim-fit-in-black/prd/9124620
It's nice. Waterproof in the way where the droplets like make little balls that cling to you and you can brush them off.
Also, no fluffy hood parka?
Ky soto, nice to see you
Welp, you'd better have fun then!
They fuck u up son.
Not really, I'd have to give my card details to that place and I can't be arsed filling in the details.
Smithdown Road is pretty out of town so I'll have to give it a look through on my birthday or something.
Lipa is in swedish the act of sticking your tongue out
Perhaps she is the dual tongue sticker outter'er
COD now has a battle royale mode in it and I don't know how to take in this information. Is it the future of first person shooters, to be like fortnight?
even though it lets you order from any takeaway anywhere near you?
You mean. To be like PUBG.
Black as night.
Oh shit, did an autocomplete so I changed my details. I think I'll order a takeaway tomorrow.
You mean line the hungry games
Breaking sons hungry games of thrones bad of anarchy
GAME OF BATTLE ROYAL : THE HUNGER MAZE RUNNER GAMES
I cqnt believe you can minecraft in cod, whqt the fuck ea stick to fifa
>get to put on beanies and gloves and be snug.
That's what it's all about! ♥
>Also, no fluffy hood parka?
Naw, too basic.
I'll try. If I'm too woozy, I'm gonna make an excuse not to go.
Is your b-day comin' up soon? :3
Feeling snug, feeling comf, looking dapper. Its the only way.
Have you ever played the Roblox mode in Resident Evil? Shit, stay in your lane Resi evil.
guess I'll throw mine out then
No, already had my bday, I need an excuse to travel out so far from the city centre.
anything in particular?
Sorry guys, I'm mostly into my indie games. Like playing Undertale mode in... FUCK, can't think of a funny game to pair up with.
Aw, no. I'm just bein' silly. *hug*
Happy belated birthday! Even if it was months ago.
THEY NAMED A POKEMON AFTER ME
UnderTalesofFinalDragonSaga of the Colossus
Pikachu is a lesbian? D'awww!
Awww. You alright?
Pikachu is a boy though
except for that one time https://youtu.be/2-ylA88h_Qk
damn that's a sexy pikachu
giving ash them fuckme eyes
I like the version in which you hear a guy say, "Da fwuuuck?".
Aye, Donkeh. Aye.
Thanks Sab, have a (You)
I'm hungry, but can't be arsed to cook, wish I had cold and quick food to eat. Would get a takeaway but I want to drink all my cans.
Ikue Ohtani (Japanese: 大谷育江 Ōtani Ikue; also seen as Ikue Ōtani, Ikue Ootani and Ikue Otani) is a Japanese seiyū for the Pokémon anime.
Thanks, pokemon wiki.
Aw yeee! Holla atcha gurl, I gets money (You)!
Translator's note: seiyū is Japanese for voice actor.
Dunkirk, RIP pikachu
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Ooooh. Derp. I need a nap.
>Threatening me with a good time
I'm gonna get a vindaloo tomorrow from Just-Eat, so excited.
Holla holla, get my dollahs, give you more farm then China.
I'm moving on Sunday so I need to sort out all of my stuff and put it in storage tomorrow.
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Oh god, I'm having a late night childhood flashback.
I stack Benjigreens like bricks.
Aww! You excited? ^o^
Oh! that dog o mine! Wait is that KENAN? well. it isnt. but they all look the same.
I'm ech. I don't want to have to pack. Do you know how much work that is?
That doesn't count as singing me a song....I am disappoint.
She won't be able to run very fast with those pants on her knees
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Let's go on an adventure.
Ooh, going to a nice place?
I agree. C**omedian*s do all look the same.
Mmmhm. I'm terrified of the next time I have to move. Gonna have to get my hands on so many boxes and newspapers. >__<
Just the way I like it.
I can't trust you anymore.
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS OMG
Miserable overpriced student accommodation, yeah.
Just wanna throw all my stuff away.
Going to bounce. Bye. <3
Make yourself a house.
I'm on my 5th can, think I can go nuts, drink fast and convey quality shitposts?
Trust those perky nips.
I may have botched that. ^o^
Aw. Good night, Bep. Good luck! And yes, moving does help you sort through stuff you should really throw out or give to charity. ♥
>I'm on my 5th can, think I can go nuts, drink fast and convey quality shitposts?
How many shrimps do you have to eat, before you make your skin turn pink?
Unless you have perky nips, I don't see how that is relevant.
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I looked for a clip from the shrimp episode, but this was funnier. ♥
That cutie ginger girl had grand teetawns.
Agreed, but again, unless you are a cutie ginger.....
Right, slamming them down and I got my song on.
Here is a crazy little factoid, I used to cybersex a lot on gaiaonline, and I would have this robotic hand, so I put in some cyberpunk themes in my lewding. Vibrating fingertips, semen that tastes like peppermint, my favourite would be this dildo with many layers of filling, chilli sauce and ice cream, extremes yo.
And I'm a functioning alcholic.
Let's go rule the world.
And I'm a beautiful girl with big tits, wide hips and a small waist.
We're doing this now?
I'm a maverick with a mental health problem.
No no, Scanner. Telling the truth is not what we are doing.
Oh right. I'm a big pink ogre named Bonk. I have the mind of a child and can cleave through three niggers with a battleaxe.
Sorry, I meant brunette.
No need to lie about it.
You're right. I'm a dysfunctional alcoholic.
Oh, bud, you are a complete badass.
Would I lie to you?
Ok, but do you think that I am currently lying to you?
Well that's not very nice! I respect you!
I mean, I'm not wrong.
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7th can in, going for the home run.
Meat is murder, that's why it tastes so good.
Who are you, btw? I'm bad with remembering names. Let me kiss your teeth.
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I need a drinking buddy, an adult who I can bounce off with.
Oh yeah, I remember you. I'm just trying to channel my craziness so I can pull off some gold plated shitposting. How are you, btw?
I think I need to go to bed soon.
It's not a matter of who is wrong or right! It is a matter of me loving you and you not loving me!
I can't [arty as hard as I used to. I'm going to bed, sleep sounds so good to me. Gonna leave a can for my mum.
>seasons 1 & 2 torrent
>doesnt contain the final episodes
I burned my tongue on pizza, life is pain
the best part is now you cant taste the pizza as well as you otherwise would have been able to
yea okay just make it worse fuck you
weve all been there fam, tis daijobu
Most of the time when I burn my tongue it's tomato soup or the tomato sauce on the pizzas.
They should outlaw tomato.
no fuck you for rubbing in my less enjoyable pizza experience, we can never be friends again and i will never forget this or forgive me
i won't forgive myself either but that's a different story
if you cant laugh at bad things then they can only ever rule you. chin up, cheer up, and make the best of it.
usually when i burn my tongue its because im pretty fucking hungry and cant just wait a minute for that shit to cool down.
is anyone kill
if you laugh at bad things happening to you too much god will think you like it and just piss on you all the time
mgk got murdered today
i dream of adventure and travels
and kewl people and stuff
Oh it's Friday and TP is being too low t to post again
Get him some T injections.
I think he likes being a woman
We were starting to think he might be dead until he came back that one Friday almost a month ago and told us all how low t he is
He might show up now and make u eat ur words
THREAD HAS RISEN
go get him.
He's hiding in Weenie Hut Jr. and won't come out
Sounds like a lot of people here.
My package comes tomorrow~
At a normie family birthday party, I'm not even sure what everybody's names are. But they've got a big cute bara dog.
I had held out hopes that my presence would coax him out.
I'm wrong, I've accepted the loss
We can't keep denying this
It's time to move on!
On an unrelated note (I SWEAR), it's time for liquor
I'll call him a weenie next time.
Ooh, have a good one.
It's not like I'm going anywhere
Just mapping (and delving) while under the influence
I'm only half paying attention here.
How've you been doing in PoE?
Why would you want to
Yeah they aren't manly like I am
He used to lurk but I think he stopped lurking so much because he doesn't like seeing us bullying him
We should make him e-wear a maid outfit as punishment
Then we'll advertise him on other boards and have an ongoing chain of side threads on this board specifically for him to get e-fucked by anons
TP's services could end up attracting new posters to the main threads
I can never move on. It'll break me.
I feel like people from here would permanently migrate to the side-threads instead.
lube and toys
and the stockings to finally finish my smug wendy cosplay!
senpai on the streets hentain in the sheets
My drops are iffy and my currency remains sub par
I still need 10 ex for a xoph's heart and need to farm up either enough rings or currency for a loreweave
I have yet to get 1 ex
Times are tough
Sad times, he is died
We're all broken here
I'm meme-ing; I think I'm a mixture of things
Though I do lift and could beat up ur bf
Cause we want to be around TP cybering anons all the time? I'm not sure if even I want that
I guess eventually we'd just get used to it and the sounds of TP e-sucking e-cock would just be background noise that we barely notice
But sometimes an anon would do a weird thing, like making TP drink their pee or something, and we'd give that attention and meme about it for a few minutes but not for long cause that same thing happens over and over, just not as often as the normal things
I guess the ones who were really creative would be the ones who would stand out
That's good; congrats ^^
You're now Wendy's hot cakes w/ sausage
Idk if they even have that but I guess they do now
He'll come back like a thirsty little slut eventually
dreams do come true lol
Nigga needs to hurry the fuck up
Ahh, tough luck. I've finally gotten myself into red maps today. Hope to get enough drops to stick around.
I.. had no idea this conversation would be going here. Now I feel gross.
>the sounds of TP e-sucking e-cock would just be background noise that we barely notice
They already are lmao
I'm well put together
Nah he'd rekt you
to be fair I've only played 1-2 hours a day for the past week, so the weekend will give me some time to play catch up / delving time
I mean, so am I.
You wouldn't believe how well duct tape holds shit together
I'll pet Wish one of these days, just you watch
How's it going?
Honestly, people could straight up ERP in thread without too many people being surprised, and fewer even against it.
Ooh, makes sense then.
Figured it was just our earlier discussed bad luck.
Trying to make it home
How about you
Considering every league i get my first exalt drop from literally regular chests, each time, yeah my lackthereof is not a sign of luck for me
You had the chance, and you fucked it up.
That has happened before.
ay gurl how u
How was your day? ^^
Maybe he's unable to drink again
The reason he wasn't posting for a while before was cause alcohol was making him break out in hives or w/e
A vision of a dystopian future
I think he's too shy to actually e-suck an e-cock
He would have to be broken in
Bath salts are cheating
i made it hd 4 u
I got out early so just relaxing
What's in your way?
You don't bet on the first date
what kind of degenerate do you think I am?
In thread, maybe. :^)
Btw guys I've been e-stalking Wish and he's SUPER kawaii
It's about what kind of degenerate I know you are!
I found one so far, exactly where Subtle told me to go.
Ask for their magic words.
I am not at all surprised.
You can put emoji's in filenames, or what's happening?
Is it just a character that gets displayed as emoji?
Do we have any GOOD futures?
Better than yesterday~
what's new witchu?
good aesthetic, but too much guro x_x
You must have been filling in for me recently.
Did you try to put things in his butt?
DOXX is bad
I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
Too bad you only showed up on the last day~
Make a time machine!
I was wondering if that would be too much
I am glad you think so ♥
>alcohol making break out into hives
MAN being low T is suffering
>inb4 Subtle actually works at GGG
Don't they only hire Kiwi's?
i wanna be a goth gf~
countless posters missing.
You can indeed put emoji in filenames.
The only characters you can't use are /\?:|"<>
You mean thank goodness I only showed up on the last day.
not sure considering they're own by the chinese now
long haired sayori is a treasure
I guess I wouldn't be too surprised if he did e-suck an e-cock in private
It was good; did computer work and then worked out and then smonked weed
Was something wrong?
Not much; I've just been relaxing today, I did a ton of work yesterday and the day before so I only did a few hours of it today
That would be gay, MFF-kun >///<
>DOXX is bad
I'm not going to post anything
He basically gave consent for the e-stalking anyway
I figure he's just raped his liver to death too much over the years
I mean exactly what I say
Cooking goth kitten is good
depends. if they like it, it would be gay to continue.
Friendly reminder to ask your liver for consent
I often want to use ?, : and ". Saddnes me.
Ah right. Tencent. But they're still their own thing, though. Right?
You gotta pay the troll toll
what's poppin', yo?
>He basically gave consent for the e-stalking anyway
Too bad, ur rong
It's pretty lame, but I understand why you can't.
Chinese EA is just waiting for a reason to snag them now
Sorry missed this
It staying how it is now would be pretty good
W-well I guess maybe I'm okay with doing gay if it's Wish-kun u///u
ur body makes it clear that it doesn't want a lot of alcohol by throwing up and stuff but drinking can be fun anyway
You gave me those ":^)" eyes when you told me not to
Isn't that consent?
moar of those two cute pls~
Im guilty of feeling the same way
Coming from the cute one ♥
Until you remember that having a functional liver is also REALLY fun
Cuz I find it super cute
He's so cute ♥
Yeah but getting drunk is fine every once in a while
I prefer weed tho
Leave my precious PoE/GGG be.
Yeah. A couple of 'em I understand well, because they're used in filepaths. I guess the others might be, but I wouldn't know about it.
Hmm, I guess. We kinda lack fresh blood, but we don't need it much as long as we don't have much more deaths.
Not a whole lot. I'm too tired for this time of day and it annoys me.
May I ask, why do you always post as anon? Been wondering about anons.
>but we don't need it much as long as we don't have much more deaths.
But the same people get boring
Master's gonna trade me in for Wish :(
Can't wait for this trash heap of a state legalizes recreational
You know it's only a matter of time before even worse P2W shit gets forced down our faces
It's not like all of us are exciting, you know?
And it doesn't matter to me. I've had most of my friends for decades and I don't feel like I need more than the ones I've got.
>even worse P2W shit
Has there ever been more than stash tabs? It's the only P2W we have in PoE.
I hope you like mango chapstick~
I've talked to him for so long that I guess it would be my exception
Apparently on chinese servers you can just pay for a full character respec if you so wanted
This is true, I'm boring as fuck lol. The most exciting thing I have going on this weekend is going to the DMV
Still, it's fun to have newbies
This is abusive behaviour.
Question marks are a wildcard character, quotes are for filenames with spaces, and the colon is for data stream support in files.
So you're saying there may come a day when we need to whore out TP for new posters after all?
I'm fine with using dealers; I think legal weed can end up costing more because of taxes and stuff
Oh wow it's interactive now
I didn't understand what was going on and the next thing I knew I was shoving a dildo in Wish's butt
What is? u_u
Whatever you saaay
pls don't trade me in master
Of course not, you're my partner in crime
I must have messed the link up. KEK.
Wish loves it more than you could.
I don't mind, I've never smoked outside of medicinal that my friend has.
I'd rather go through the legal route even its more expensive.
But that's just me
Yeah, I agree. I do enjoy new blood. Or old posters I never knew, like Irish.
I don't care.
would do it, necessity or not.
I feel like we should be able to escape them, but it's not like we NEED to be able to name our files that way, so I'm not complaining.
At least we can do single quotes to create double quotes.
Ah, yeah. China servers are a different beast.
May we never merge.
Unrelated, but I got my 2nd fuckin wise oak drop in the mines.
Lmao easy ~20c I guess
I guess that works for luck!
Gimme your charname. Or add "The_Pagan".
Yeah I think he is more into the idea of receiving butt penetration than I am
Fuck tha popo
I thought you didn't like that dystopian future
ur sending mixed signals on whether or not you want to see TP getting gay e-fucked all the time
i like long hair
You are literally raping me.
See, I would just name that 🤔.jpg
does Erio still have a butt hymen?
Duct tape is the reason I'm still alive.
He doesn't need drugs to rect you.
I saved it.
Yeah new people are fun
Boring shit everyone knows becomes exciting!
Ehh, it was mostly the weird shit like pee stuff and even mildly discussing it.
I'm fine with whoring him out, but don't make me acknowledge it.
I just named it something random to save it quickly, and added '' to try it out. It was still on my Desktop. Hadn't passed quality control yet.
Me too, I'm adorable.
I wouldn't rape you ♥
I don't rape, no matter what Erin may claim
What do u mean
I've used a dildo
Doesn't he have some kind of bone problem that would cause his skeleton to just snap in half or something? Idk the details of that
I've PeeRP'd before
Now if only he wasn't a curly headed fuck
Oh Wish is adorable though
No you're just obsessed with cock
There is a difference
ur the one who unironically sucked Soto's cock irl
It's funny because I like long, black hair on women.
But all the girls I've liked irl were always the opposite of that. Shorter and either brown or red-heads.
Now I need to how that'd be the case
Finding out you could underscore in POE changed my life
lmao bye Soto
Imagine naming your own files to begin with smh
Tell that to MFF.
NOPE. Just.. just fucking nope
I'm getting my glass ones i'm so excited
I like putting up a struggle as to simulate a rape
kewl ID thingy 999999999
find new ones!
Yeah, did for me too. My first characters are called TheFortress and LordFortune, I believe
What else are you gonna do?
What do you mean, exactly?
New people don't know anything, so stuff that everyone else has been hearing about forever becomes news to the new people
Oh you mean when MFF tricked me into playing that butt game on u
That was an accident, no matter how many additional pumps I may have gone for after figuring out what was going on
Don't u think he's kawaii?
Does glass feel better or something? I guess it is pretty hard
I had a realistic penis dildo
Like and subscribe
Hang out with my boys on twitch dot tv slash moonmoon underscore oh double u, duh
it's smooth so you can just get right down to bidness and hit ur spots~
Yeah, personalities win me over looks, usually
I always just make a joke about the build.
Like MoltenStrike + Multi Strike = the BALL PIT
You should butt rape someone.
Wish tricked me into tricking you. I fell for it.
I'm too weak to rape anyone~
I guess that's true. What exciting stuff is there to tell tho?
You couldn't pay me to.
Hah. Same. I'm the Pagan because I'm using Consecrated Path, but I'm not a Templar.
Ian what kind of bf are you making me and sam help your gf move in tomorrow
Yeah gay stuff is icky
MFF is fucked up
He probably thinks it's normal to have an e-crush on a boy too; what a faggot
If I ever meet him IRL I kind of want to make a deal with him where we arm wrestle and the winner gets to buttfuck the loser, cos he said he could beat me at arm wrestling
I'm not sexually attracted to him but buttfucking him after showing physical dominance over him would be a good meme
Maybe I should try it some time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He's rood like that
What? I don't mean to PeeRP logs; I haven't even done that in a while
U have a lewd mind
I have a lot of money though.
>I kind of want to make a deal with him where we arm wrestle and the winner gets to buttfuck the loser
You hush, damnit.
Fine. A lot of money would do it. But that's not as good a statement.
There isn't anything, but it becomes exciting because it's new to the newbie
I'm helping when I get done with the DMV tomorrow. Also you're helping your sugar momma move in, not my gf lmao
>I'm not sexually attracted to him
You've never seen him irl, maybe you would be
> but buttfucking him after showing physical dominance over him would be a good meme
i wanna get memed
Nah, he's fit enough to take almost everyone I've known as a poster.
I'm a broken down vehicle.
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Why do I torture myself?
Am I a masochist?
drugs and alcohol and blackmail help.
Like that time I was fucking his pussy but then felt something swing back and smack my balls. I turned the light on and found out she was a he. It was gay. I cried and then finished my nut.
I'd rather cuddle
>You've never seen him irl, maybe you would be
Also she doesnt buy me shit anymore
Shes like mad at me now
Cause Manny recorded me saying all this mean shit about her then sent it to her
lol I was fucking trashed
The line after that is important tho
It's not gay if I just fuck him for those reasons
U linked the same post again
I've seen pics and Tinychat but maybe I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What does he smonk the meth for? Is it just some kind of knee thing?
Something like that : ^ )
I kind of want to tongue kiss Wish irl but don't tell him
If we vehicles than my headlights are forever out.
Cause I have no fuckin clue where I'm going
And my AC's out because it's fucking H O T
It's not gay if you fuck a boy in the ass.
Are you high btw
tfw the scientist is into pseudoscience
You've ruined my perception of reality
Just saying idk what Erio knows
Also yeah, I heard about that you fucking degenerate lmao
Oh well I didn't know idk
but what if they get cuddles from you and the hardcore stuff from someone else?
He might do it to you before you can do it to him. I would trust him. he's canadian.
TELL ME ABOUT TSUCHI
WHY DOES HE SMONK THE METH
I am, why?
Lol he camwhores a lot; don't see how u thought I didn't see him at some point
I don't keep track of how much people camwhore tbh, this is the first I'm hearing of it
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Maddie would like that, yes~
The cringe of it
It's like watching fail videos or something
This is pretty omegalul right now
I don't share.
nuu you have to hurt me!!
I guess it would be a race, then
You've been in Tinychat with him
You being a masochist? She's a sub tho
...That makes little sense, but I also get what you mean, so ehh.
What? Did I mislink?
I mean, if you want to make me, I guess make me.
But I don't watch streamers and don't play Overwatch.
I'll sit in chat and cheer you on if that is what you want.
Oh, he doesn't even play overwatch lmao
Wait nevermind I'm high
But anyway there's a PeeRP log of me on Pastebin if u want to look for it
Oooohhhh... I thought... oh...
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WISH
HOLY SHIT I'M RETARDED
If you get it then it makes sense
I was like... Wish on Tinychat? The fuck?
You know that regret when you're going home from heavy drinking and you didn't get something to eat on your way home
He doesn't do meth.
Florida is that bad?
hmm, ya'll are right
I got that backwards
Unless it hurts me to hurt her~
why are final fantasy slutcats so cute?
What did you think?
And it's too late for delivery?
You know that regret when you're going home from heavy drinking and you didn't get peed on on on your way home
Is my slutcat cute?
You guys doing a Tinychat again?
Just eat something at home duh
I thought you were actually buying into it for a second
I'm losing my touch man
<"this'll hurt me a lot more than it'll hurt you"
Afraid so, not many places deliver at 4:40 am
I'm already in bed. Effort and shit.
depending on what server your slutcat is on
But it aint as cute as my slutcat
You're getting oooooooooold
I actually lol'd
I wasn't lol
Is it crack?
If u want her to spank your ass, pull your hair and roughly buttfuck u then just be honest
Shoulda thought of that earlier
It hurts :(
Hence the sudden shocking realization
She can ride, maybe.
If she works up the nerve~
You already know it's Faerie.
The Ian misunderstanding.
we doing a tinychat again?
I don't shooters.
Alright but why the fuck.
I should have thought of a lot of things earlier, but now with a full time job, not all of it works
Everything hurts when you're old
Full time jobs suck, huh? Having to pay for shit and whatnot
Oh yeah, it is that bad. 99 F + 100& Humidity for 10 months straight
I've never asked, what coast are you at?
That is looking alright with my pay. The thing is that I seem to have no time.
Also doesn't do that.
Hey, we could actually play together
No, u need a massage
Wish is cute
She's probably done that at least 666 times before so it shouldn't be a problem
I still need to watch the new Happy Sugar Life
Did you like last week's ep? ^^
Probably the pee at least turned u on
I got permission to post it in thread; it was a whole meme
Ur DPS is probably shit lmao
It wasn't the worst episode of the series, at least.
Whatever you say, honey
ofc, am WHM
The literal best DPS healer
It's a neverending cycle, make money to pay for shit to keep making money
I do, but no one will give me one :(
How do you know?
I think it could have been better
Like it would have been more tragic if Shouko wasn't actually a backstabbing ho
What do you mean? You need to acknowledge how many cocks she's sucked and give her acceptance; don't try to deny it
Are you some kind of caveman who thinks there's something wrong with sluts or something? I bet u want a house made entirely of roccs and dinosaurs like the Flintstones have
Between you and who?
And better for it.