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File: 60aed35bdc29dd0⋯.jpg (304.88 KB, 640x1056, 20:33, image-6.jpg)

41b248  No.2239204

kinda mad

c8afd1  No.2241702


872798  No.2241703

File: 129a8f4f4ad84fa⋯.jpg (217.31 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1514964335001.jpg)


Yes. You want to fuck me, don't deny it~


I don't lust for that kind of meat though

6c6086  No.2241704

File: 6e78683f165d8c6⋯.jpg (71.95 KB, 861x861, 1:1, 1506128551434.jpg)


not that deep tbh

c8afd1  No.2241705

Even though there's a ton of unused threads around on the board.

22e462  No.2241706

File: 2e22ea8e399c4fa⋯.jpg (138.84 KB, 977x1024, 977:1024, B31x2BjCUAERvsY.jpg)


Yes, but they don't have witty OPs so they aren't worth posting in.

cb91a1  No.2241707

File: 431154c136625f3⋯.jpg (59.47 KB, 443x332, 443:332, 70628779_p0.jpg)

time to spend money on driving license and plates

c8afd1  No.2241708

GJ Luka.


This actually is one of the recycled ones. Just noticed.

22e462  No.2241709

File: 1348508b1a385c6⋯.jpg (113.49 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, CWzJbC7UsAAXirG.jpg)


I just follow the links.

I've made like 2 threads here.

e1db96  No.2241710


Yeah but it ain't 'wishful'.


fuck reusing threads

872798  No.2241711

File: 72229a1118ed631⋯.jpg (478.15 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1515872768001.jpg)


Yes it is. The idea of being fucked doesn't sit well with me

6c6086  No.2241713

Smooth icecream is the best, unless its moose tracks or cookie dough chunks are just for hipsets

6c6086  No.2241714


e1db96  No.2241715

File: 62a3be44ead78dc⋯.jpg (241.56 KB, 564x859, 564:859, b005545c2eccab1d663baf5708….jpg)


Yeah but you'd still let me do it.

c8afd1  No.2241716


You're posting in one now!


So have I, but I've also linked to old ones, or made a better link if the person who did it did it really poorly.

33f6c3  No.2241717

File: d93a5facdee4560⋯.webm (1.97 MB, 480x580, 24:29, Cat catnip freak 15147842….webm)


The first time i gave my cat a toy with catnip, it started doing gator rolls with it.

e1db96  No.2241718


mildly fuck them, not enough to boycott them and go fucking sit in a thread by myself

872798  No.2241719

File: e37a6e418c7f19b⋯.png (756.05 KB, 1200x895, 240:179, 1519839377001.png)


Depends on the hole

c8afd1  No.2241720


Fair enough, why do you mind 'em though?

7d6c0c  No.2241721

File: dbaf1b78dcab7b4⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1015x1419, 1015:1419, 6058_6ae4.png)

c8afd1  No.2241722

e1db96  No.2241723

File: bdcdd764c6bf18d⋯.jpg (148.11 KB, 850x1116, 425:558, sample-4c6d3eaeb1cfb9ac4d7….jpg)


I mean ain't gonna object to any hole in particular.

872798  No.2241724

File: b84a94b6af3ef87⋯.jpg (118.99 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1519937797001.jpg)




Goddamn fetishes


Yeah, would be.



e1db96  No.2241725


because it dumb

6c6086  No.2241726

File: 303ef515288e640⋯.png (69.61 KB, 1400x1800, 7:9, 1519277872487.png)

e1db96  No.2241727


yeah would be what?

22e462  No.2241728

File: ede1b5f06992ea2⋯.png (65.31 KB, 234x277, 234:277, dfzbhaern.png)


I'm just lazy as shit.

feaed3  No.2241729

File: f2ff807b6123882⋯.jpg (465.89 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (7).jpg)

>>2241699 (Luka)

54124d  No.2241730

>>2241729 (Subtle)

feaed3  No.2241731

File: ebf828927129fcc⋯.jpg (455.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (29).jpg)

>>2241730 (Betty)

22e462  No.2241732



e1db96  No.2241733

>>2241600 (* *)

ur gay

e1db96  No.2241734

fuck it's two **'s, right

I'm retarded

872798  No.2241735

File: 3f4d3021b1ab429⋯.jpg (163.63 KB, 572x800, 143:200, 1519636733892.jpg)


oh, you wouldn't complain? I thought you meant I wouldn't, cause I would.

But that's fine

e1db96  No.2241736


ur fine

872798  No.2241737

File: b835a78143a5f3f⋯.jpg (85.8 KB, 600x852, 50:71, 1520055908001.jpg)


no, I'm Hu

54124d  No.2241738

>>2241731 (You)

>>2241732 (You)

c8afd1  No.2241739


Ooh, I'm just surprised you'd admit that much, now.

And now slightly curious, honestly, but don't mind that.


Fair enough. I don't really mind doing stuff like that. Everything to alleviate the boredom.


What about it? I mean it's not like it's immensely purposeful, but it's as good as anything.

c8afd1  No.2241740



e1db96  No.2241741


damn that's a fine hu


Wow Test, thanks for linking me twice in a row!


fuk u that's what

8a9617  No.2241742

File: 35dbe0cb9737c06⋯.png (26.48 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 181_eeveelution_rby_vapore….png)

>>2241686 (BD)

Doctor is trying to put me on a fancy diet thing. Ketogenic, no carbs.

6c6086  No.2241743

File: 2face2292932028⋯.jpg (61.49 KB, 773x1200, 773:1200, 1523932914860.jpg)


yea well, thats how it goes sometimes, good luck man, you want to be healthy for sure

c8afd1  No.2241744

7d6c0c  No.2241745

File: 3379d34d0457bfa⋯.jpeg (83.7 KB, 650x700, 13:14, 5884_812a.jpeg)


this is now a hu thread


who are you btw

872798  No.2241746

File: f1943bf774e1767⋯.jpg (541.65 KB, 1075x806, 1075:806, 1517052038001.jpg)


Curious about what?



feaed3  No.2241747

File: 735ce342a441ff7⋯.jpg (400.09 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (14).jpg)

872798  No.2241748

File: bf492344e7f4975⋯.jpg (208.53 KB, 1378x2039, 1378:2039, 1522347595001.jpg)


Nah, that'd be a bad thread

6cce3b  No.2241749

Only Monika.

e1db96  No.2241750


Hi fortunie cookie how are you on this fine day


lol u gay tho

54124d  No.2241751

File: 3352c0eb8818b92⋯.png (94.49 KB, 600x441, 200:147, ClC0aoaUsAIfaCg.png)


A little bit of Monika in my life

6cce3b  No.2241752


Ladies and mentlegen

698a5d  No.2241753

File: becf198d622015b⋯.png (881.16 KB, 1200x1000, 6:5, 1537139046685.png)

just had a nice erp session with subtle

872798  No.2241754

File: 1bd37eb3542f9a9⋯.jpg (556.67 KB, 1500x2134, 750:1067, 1525111273001.jpg)


Nah man

e1db96  No.2241755


You would suck my dick at a moments notice you gigantic cumguzzling faggot

8a9617  No.2241756

File: 5537641fb91b5e8⋯.jpg (351.09 KB, 1478x1948, 739:974, 59567850_p0.jpg)


My family is dumb and is going to do it with me apparently.

Mom says she just doesn't want to have to make two meals, though I do most of the cooking anyway these days.

Good news is now I can talk them into getting more fish. We never bother buying fish and I love fish.

d1a6cf  No.2241757



e1db96  No.2241758


how do I do this myself, please provide a tutorial

d1a6cf  No.2241759

File: 9fbce3d69e166f2⋯.jpg (311.5 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 68603814_p0.jpg)


cat sweat sensory glands and chemical compounds in catnip plants

d1a6cf  No.2241760

File: 5fbc4ed888153b4⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 1230x1352, 615:676, girlthingsbingo.jpg)

c8afd1  No.2241761


Well, which hole, but I just realized there's not a lot of options here.


This creeps me out somewhat.

I'd hate not to answer if you're actually asking, but you're not, right?



6cce3b  No.2241762

>being gay

e1db96  No.2241763

File: 17152906c9bd55c⋯.png (210.24 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1537348321818.png)


Answer the fucking question forty

c8afd1  No.2241764


Fine. I'm in a lot of pain today. It'll pass and I'll be fine by the end of it. Happens a lot.

How you?

6cce3b  No.2241765

Its time to out subtle

872798  No.2241766

File: d96c0ed49881668⋯.png (547.92 KB, 720x900, 4:5, 1532939992001.png)


That depends on the owner of said dick.


Mouth best

33f6c3  No.2241767

File: eaaf829672a8db7⋯.jpg (90.09 KB, 600x600, 1:1, growing catnip in the back….jpg)


almost all of them love it. not so much my cat anymore.

e1db96  No.2241768

File: 82121256f81cbe9⋯.jpg (294.42 KB, 800x960, 5:6, 1400664971309.jpg)


poor u

whymst the pain?

idk I'm vaguely bored but not not crippling so

my emotions currently are just that and booze

e1db96  No.2241769


Good thing the owner of the dick was mentioned in that sentence you cockmuncher~

d1a6cf  No.2241770

File: a9b6555c897dbe9⋯.jpg (333.07 KB, 882x1200, 147:200, 67076020_p0.jpg)


maybe she got used to it

872798  No.2241771

File: 839f496fe951981⋯.jpg (121.12 KB, 581x900, 581:900, 1518803168001.jpg)



33f6c3  No.2241772

File: be53fec48686790⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 300x399, 100:133, pick up cat.gif)


unfortunately it didn't take her too long.

e1db96  No.2241773

File: bd88d794dfdcaf2⋯.jpg (103.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1398590143643.jpg)


No, it definitely was. And the outcome is pretty certain too.

c8afd1  No.2241774


Yeah, figured. I don't know why I was questioning it, or why I'm curious in the first place.


Without getting into too much detail: chronic illness causes more pain on some days than other, always cyclical. Meaning I'll hurt a lot today and MAYBE tomorrow, then be fine for a few days, then slowly build up more discomfort again until it's back to where we are.

Does booze help cancel out bored?

6cce3b  No.2241775

File: c5b643c97bda92f⋯.jpeg (99.86 KB, 960x960, 1:1, A47A8348-096B-4C38-AC38-1….jpeg)


e1db96  No.2241776

File: bedad9802230e76⋯.jpg (56.76 KB, 450x538, 225:269, 1397318324054.jpg)


sounds shit

rip u

only with the addition of music I guess

not 100% though

872798  No.2241777

File: c3d8654ee977412⋯.jpg (301.48 KB, 530x750, 53:75, 1521759416618.jpg)


The only thing certain, is that it's not happening. The world is way too big


Probably cause you're a fag

e1db96  No.2241778

File: ac6883ac72521ae⋯.png (469.41 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 1396797445314.png)


I'll wind up in europe one day.

c8afd1  No.2241779



Fair enough. I won't drink without someone to talk to (vocally), and none of my friends drink either, so I have little experience.



Is it too late to say 'no homo'?

872798  No.2241780

File: 9f7ad66e66baad1⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 1705x2400, 341:480, 1534776114001.jpg)


I doubt it~


Yep, way too late

e1db96  No.2241781

File: 61e864c2051fa65⋯.gif (93.73 KB, 142x231, 142:231, 1524811476447.gif)


Talk to me and drink, fortu-chan


It is an eventuality, for one reason or another.

d1a6cf  No.2241782

File: 36b8815e5ad65b8⋯.jpg (320.23 KB, 1040x1140, 52:57, 70591074_p0.jpg)


what will she do next?

d1a6cf  No.2241783


good post~ ♥

33f6c3  No.2241784


kittens. She tried to bring them in the house. Can't have a bunch of animals here. Had to make her take them back to wherever she's keeping them.

6cce3b  No.2241785

c8afd1  No.2241786



What do I do now?


I've not gotten any alcohol around. Been meaning to get some in case of a good TC happening.

Which is unlikely enough to not feel really motivated.

872798  No.2241787

File: 4e74c0ab659ddf8⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1910x2300, 191:230, 1529844418001.png)


How come? Do you really wanna visit that badly?


Learn to live with it I guess. Or ignore your desires and find a grill

e1db96  No.2241788

6c6086  No.2241789

File: 9964df3c92b2d83⋯.png (579.51 KB, 950x950, 1:1, 1509307923060.png)


Get some Orange Roughie, that's some good fish right there, nice ocean fish to bake and put butter on

6cce3b  No.2241790

Revive the TCs

e1db96  No.2241791

File: baca838658cecb3⋯.jpg (29.33 KB, 281x440, 281:440, 1499652253425.jpg)


I have various reasons to want to visit europe in general.

Not the least of which the fucking climate of northern europe

6cce3b  No.2241792

Revive TCs so teat can screech at THOTs

6cce3b  No.2241793


872798  No.2241794

File: 188da38644d49b6⋯.jpg (702.93 KB, 2481x3508, 2481:3508, 1532099663001.jpg)


Europe sucks though.

Although I'm sure everybody says the same about their own country. Or most, anyway

e1db96  No.2241795


nah mate aus is great its just too fucking hot I want somewhere nice and cold

c8afd1  No.2241796


I like 'em, depending who's around.


>ignore your desires and find a grill

You're on to something here.

e1db96  No.2241797


video chat is hella gay

I just want to meme at people on the inteernet

c8afd1  No.2241798


Conversations here are too slow for me. DM's are better, talking is best.

And I like to laugh with people and stuff.

8a9617  No.2241799

File: 26605792421d53c⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1597x1641, 1597:1641, 59274638_p0.png)


Never heard of that one. We have lots of fresh salmon, trout, and pollock where I live.

872798  No.2241800

File: f7d4d1f91530d54⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1129x1593, 1129:1593, 1532099664001.png)


The summer here was relatively hot, although that only happens like once every tenth year or so. Usually it never surpasses 20C, and it rains a lot.

And winters are cold as hell. Don't want to come here


So go get the girl~

e1db96  No.2241801


yeah you can do that with normal voice chats though

tfw you'll never dm whoever you are

why even live tbh????

e1db96  No.2241802


literally perfect~<3

let me marry your climate

c8afd1  No.2241803


I have my reasons not to. Not all of them GOOD reasons, but some are.

>Usually it never surpasses 20C

>And winters are cold as hell.

How the fuck are our climates THAT different?


Oh yeah, for sure. Normal Voice chats are about as fine to me.

>tfw you'll never dm whoever you are


54124d  No.2241804

File: fd3ef32cef0551d⋯.jpg (286.16 KB, 1200x1065, 80:71, 68762664_p4_master1200.jpg)


Why me

e1db96  No.2241805

File: 38d3cdc0c148d48⋯.png (218.54 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1381798315221.png)


>tfw you'll never dm [you]

I didn't use your name because your name is dum whomst the fuck call themselves that

the only short term is 'fort' or other diminutives based on it which feel wrong idk

d1a6cf  No.2241806

File: 3adc7ae80ee740d⋯.jpg (183.68 KB, 558x800, 279:400, 60842202_p0.jpg)


i hope theyre okay



e1db96  No.2241807


Hi test how are you

d1a6cf  No.2241808


ur edgy

6c6086  No.2241809

File: d65bdb2d71107b7⋯.jpg (288.6 KB, 1200x960, 5:4, 67834081_p0_master1200.jpg)


its an ocean fish so it only comes from the ocean, just look for it next time you are at the super market and see if they have it, tis worth the effort

872798  No.2241810

File: f77b8d3faabd3cc⋯.jpg (530.19 KB, 1075x806, 1075:806, 1516461472001.jpg)


But it's shit!

And on Monday, we'll get 30m/s strong winds with gusts faster than that, and we'll get 25mm rain in a few hours too.

And that's usual September weather


I have no idea... We're not even that far apart

e1db96  No.2241811


literally perfect

like hu

54124d  No.2241812

File: 3c625259f63d3e4⋯.jpg (21.55 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Cdbl5DOVAAEohOy.jpg)


I'm eating and watching shitty youtube videos.


Well that's a given, but I'd say I'm pretty low on the asshole totem pole.

8a9617  No.2241813

File: 4b089a394b3fb1c⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 2948x4029, 2948:4029, 59860813_p0.jpg)


>supermarket fish

pls I live an hour from the ocean, there are plenty of fish markets to get stuff that hasn't been frozen first.

872798  No.2241814

File: 723afb89e5bb90b⋯.jpg (34.27 KB, 363x567, 121:189, 1520083759001.jpg)


Like the weather, I'm shit

c8afd1  No.2241815


Aw, that's the first I've heard that.

I'm named this because I once entered it as my name and I won a tournament between friends I had no place winning.

Always was kinda unlucky in games, and that time I wasn't, so it's a charm of sorts.

I'm not known by any other name. As far as the internet goes, at least.


Yeah, exactly. I looked it up to make sure, too.

e1db96  No.2241816


Acceptable carry on

6cce3b  No.2241817


Its wat u do

6c6086  No.2241818

File: ea8dae3d496144d⋯.jpg (92.81 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1517195162708.jpg)


i mean alright, but i didnt hear you mention perch, at least see if anywhere around you has fresh lake perch, its easily one of the best fishes you can fry up

6cce3b  No.2241819

Poor marie rip

54124d  No.2241820

File: a77e3753c50b58d⋯.jpg (33.8 KB, 700x700, 1:1, C10JgXlUkAEJJ2W.jpg)


You tell 90% of people you see to kill themselves.

e1db96  No.2241821


i'm tiss-lic about names nt hough

d1a6cf  No.2241822

File: 6e1274a52c2a7aa⋯.jpg (135.58 KB, 904x1280, 113:160, tumblr_pefbw9vbwh1u8pz52_1….jpg)




c8afd1  No.2241823



e1db96  No.2241824



872798  No.2241825

File: 0bea4a941a5bc17⋯.jpg (395.27 KB, 600x888, 25:37, 1506353491001.jpg)


may be due to two different seas clashing into each other at the northern tip of the country, but I dunno

e1db96  No.2241826



6cce3b  No.2241827


They deserve it

c8afd1  No.2241828


Fair enough, guess that'd make a difference.

's very mild around here. Probably always warmer than Denmark, though.


Ah, fair enough then.

Doesn't stop me from being hurt a lil'

e1db96  No.2241829


wait why are you hurt

c8afd1  No.2241830


>your name is dum whomst the fuck call themselves that

872798  No.2241831

File: d975f7b5bc7aa3a⋯.jpg (1.73 MB, 2976x4209, 992:1403, 1504585864001.jpg)

33f6c3  No.2241832

File: 3c778f437dd68a1⋯.webm (2.47 MB, 972x556, 243:139, Fuck you marie.webm)

6cce3b  No.2241833

8a9617  No.2241834

File: a1db25404670573⋯.jpg (79.19 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 7e9a96b7bd3d7813c8b0a7e5aa….jpg)


We have lake and ocean perch, but I haven't had either in years. My favorite fish is Tuna, though I'll probably look into the cheaper fishes.

c8afd1  No.2241835



This is the only TC I cannot remember. It's the time I drank most.

>Click random timestamp.

>'Please forgive me I am drunk'

Infinite cringe.

33f6c3  No.2241836

File: 36d9fea5c3b1677⋯.webm (7.87 MB, 306x408, 3:4, marie changing (isolated).webm)


Need more TC's with Thots and drunken Tests.


I have just about all of it capped.

c8afd1  No.2241837


I want to see as little as possible.

e1db96  No.2241838





jk ur gay

33f6c3  No.2241839


I don't think it's as bad as it might sound.

c8afd1  No.2241840


It's fine. Honesty is fine.

54124d  No.2241841

File: 728e56a12b01cc1⋯.jpg (28.83 KB, 500x520, 25:26, CfpcDJ6UIAAOTRf.jpg)


Delete it all.

That night never happened.

e1db96  No.2241842


I hope you are not taking to a serious extent my drunken complains about the ability to effectively shorten your name in an appropriate and effective maner.

6cce3b  No.2241843



872798  No.2241844

File: 1d08eb987755d8d⋯.jpg (164.68 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, 1503811580001.jpg)


I'm not gay. I'd just like to suck a dick

33f6c3  No.2241845

File: 1dba276ab58eaf4⋯.webm (7.8 MB, 1220x794, 610:397, stewing and eating loli.webm)


sometimes i feel that way too. I would have never met the cocklusting thot and everything wouldn't have happened the way it did.

c8afd1  No.2241846


I think it's exactly that bad or worse.


That too. That too.

6cce3b  No.2241847

>shortening your name


33f6c3  No.2241848

File: 789ebf4dca226b1⋯.jpg (204.62 KB, 1024x778, 512:389, gladiator_rooster_by_jinte….jpg)


Maybe in some ways but after rewatching it to find webms to make of them, it was hours of a little boring to find the nice nuggets.

33f6c3  No.2241849


autism made me fuck that post up.

54124d  No.2241850

File: 057d244f284688e⋯.png (509.79 KB, 659x1000, 659:1000, tumblr_p8pr4q70qq1uflm63o1….png)


I don't think anybody knows what ended up happening between you and Marie.

Like you've probably explained it to me once. I just don't remember.

e1db96  No.2241851


that gay lmoa

c8afd1  No.2241852


It was horrible for ME

872798  No.2241853

File: 1421e31780b578c⋯.png (502.79 KB, 700x933, 700:933, 1505220690411.png)


nah man

e1db96  No.2241854


suck my dick faggot


you too

872798  No.2241855


You wish!

e1db96  No.2241856

that was meant to be a general meme response of 'you too', not saying you also need to suck my dick

6cce3b  No.2241857

Sticking dicks in crazy thots lmaoa

c8afd1  No.2241858

Hu x Squid


pls no.

33f6c3  No.2241859

File: e0453ad9005f31a⋯.jpg (13.71 KB, 406x82, 203:41, If I can get it in my mout….jpg)


long story short, tricked into using a free sign-up offer trip through uber on her which she destroyed by going from Orlando to zephyrhills, FL. It didn't qualify as a cheap trip so I had to pay $69. She was money hungry as fuck.


For you, the rest of people might have had a different experience.

Next time maybe you might be sober with coffee and remember everything in a good way.

e1db96  No.2241860

e1db96  No.2241861


>Hu x Squid

also this has literally happened multiple times

6cce3b  No.2241862

Who the fuck unironically eats penis

e1db96  No.2241863

who the fuck unironically interacts with scoot

c8afd1  No.2241864


Ooh, I don't mind myself on MOST TC's.

But that one is hell for ME.


Ooh, it has?



Yeah yeah, I figured.

872798  No.2241865

6cce3b  No.2241866



e1db96  No.2241867


hu was literally the first person I wound up in any sort of relationship with

73c18b  No.2241868


6cce3b  No.2241869

Hence the thigh highs

8a4c9c  No.2241870

File: 2db47dabb65840f⋯.jpg (327.68 KB, 878x1200, 439:600, upq6khhq60n11.jpg)

I don't have to meddle with Windows drivers \o/

Thank god for Bitbucket not nuking repos when users are deleted.

c8afd1  No.2241871


I had no idea at all.

When was this?


wow rude

e1db96  No.2241872


no u fukken lamo redkt scrub krill your'e are slef

e1db96  No.2241873


2011 in the horsefucker threads

872798  No.2241874


Like 2011

73c18b  No.2241875


I mean

I'm not wrong


Shit you got me

>No gottem

JK fucking LMAO amateur

e1db96  No.2241876




brb an hero

73c18b  No.2241877


kk don't forget to make a new name and come back as a new person!

c8afd1  No.2241878



Yeah, I knew neither of ya. Was gonna say I probably didn't, but I had no idea, so how was I supposed to know?

The ship stands as is though.


Obviously not, but still.

6cce3b  No.2241879

Back stab everyone

6cce3b  No.2241880

Especially ‘Tom

e1db96  No.2241881


ok ill remember

73c18b  No.2241882


All the rude!


Who could have done this? It obviously wasn't scoot

73c18b  No.2241883


Good now neither of us will be virgins

e1db96  No.2241884

File: c6c5ac2ef7fbd7c⋯.png (170.41 KB, 459x454, 459:454, asdasdfads.png)


yo thats fukken gay

6cce3b  No.2241885



Who the real irish

33f6c3  No.2241886

File: a9dfb29b0347722⋯.png (132.09 KB, 814x266, 407:133, Scanner's dick.png)


Sometimes it's nice when someone is drunk cussing at everyone.

6cce3b  No.2241887

Fuck wammen

e1db96  No.2241888


me, the australian


73c18b  No.2241889


Wouldn't it just be masturbation?

73c18b  No.2241890


This, everyone knows this

33f6c3  No.2241891

File: 7aadb2f985d5193⋯.png (307.62 KB, 742x1319, 742:1319, 'Banned!' - sys_8ch_net_po….png)


slap their shit and fuck 'em in their dirty butt

e1db96  No.2241892


masturbation is SUPER gay

73c18b  No.2241893




6cce3b  No.2241894

How’d it get burned

33f6c3  No.2241895

File: def59c5e9531ec8⋯.png (74.52 KB, 649x317, 649:317, I can't think of anything ….png)


Is masturbation still masturbation if you use someone's lubricated rectal sleeve for sensual enhancement?

e1db96  No.2241896





yes, go fuck instead of masturbation

c8afd1  No.2241897

73c18b  No.2241898


Is there no missing me with that gay shit???

54124d  No.2241899

File: 6b851771c3cd004⋯.jpg (35.82 KB, 800x600, 4:3, DAhaICeW0AAAwWe.jpg)


Shoot me

33f6c3  No.2241900

File: 35a77fe31b6ccf7⋯.jpg (105.85 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, horse dick mushrooms.jpg)


Never. Someone else can do it next time.

6cce3b  No.2241901

I prefer drinking and Date raping myself

872798  No.2241902

no surprise that Scoot got shit taste in whom it dates

cb91a1  No.2241903

File: 4e1ed2e33f53ccd⋯.jpg (494.61 KB, 1334x1325, 1334:1325, 70185671_p0.jpg)

Machinae is a big faggot

6dc2e8  No.2241904

File: ce1ed3d9928b4a2⋯.gif (662.65 KB, 500x446, 250:223, 1536512345305.gif)

it's okay to poop yourself if no one is around right

6cce3b  No.2241905

feaed3  No.2241906

File: 0ad504fa54d9c5b⋯.jpg (339.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (10).jpg)


Yeah just don't tell anyone

54124d  No.2241907

File: 00480c1805e30d2⋯.png (175.88 KB, 700x500, 7:5, CpRAGQUUEAQJy82.png)


You have to eat it so mommy doesn't find it and get mad.

e1db96  No.2241908

tell me

its okay

8a4c9c  No.2241909

File: b5034c8ad64f466⋯.jpg (140.43 KB, 595x842, 595:842, UCk9ng4.jpg)

6cce3b  No.2241910

File: 0be82742b420be9⋯.jpeg (156.6 KB, 1080x1135, 216:227, A8ADA609-07F3-47CB-AFAB-4….jpeg)

d1a6cf  No.2241911

File: ac7e56b151695a4⋯.png (1.56 MB, 786x1097, 786:1097, anime.png)

sigh... subtle forgot about me as usual


6cce3b  No.2241912


They are a bas friend

e1db96  No.2241913

tfw you'll never forget about luka

8a4c9c  No.2241914

File: 9eb2a7304aea3d0⋯.jpg (73.34 KB, 567x800, 567:800, i6mhin7tj3m11.jpg)


What did she do to you?

feaed3  No.2241915

File: 4bd5b46b7dfe4e8⋯.jpg (496.36 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (17).jpg)

Forgot about who?

e1db96  No.2241916

sigh... ikt forgot about me as usual


54124d  No.2241917

e1db96  No.2241918



6cce3b  No.2241919

Tiny Asian Hands

73c18b  No.2241920


d1a6cf  No.2241921

File: 7c4457162d522dd⋯.jpg (2.61 MB, 3076x2867, 3076:2867, 68643320_p0.jpg)




she forgot me... :c



33f6c3  No.2241922

File: 9254d65a74c5844⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 640x356, 160:89, ice cream 242988.webm)

e1db96  No.2241923


Hi I am test and I got bingo on this fine bingo chart of yours

54124d  No.2241924

File: ea7daa4f669c841⋯.jpg (78.34 KB, 709x810, 709:810, usvnowtxKDU.jpg)

Who is Rem?

e1db96  No.2241925

Who's Steve Jobs?

6cce3b  No.2241926

Who is subtle

6dc2e8  No.2241927

File: 08f1841b755d031⋯.png (1013.65 KB, 1280x1654, 640:827, 1537298263615.png)

Subtle is my boyfriend.

6cce3b  No.2241928



e1db96  No.2241929

File: e1c6a28db7469c3⋯.png (3.29 MB, 1179x1608, 393:536, 1529528021898.png)

Subtle is my girlfriend.

54124d  No.2241930

File: 9ab1202c9b6bc1f⋯.jpg (512.69 KB, 1451x2048, 1451:2048, CsizRh3VMAA30l-.jpg)

Subtle is my agendered friend.

6dc2e8  No.2241931

File: 08f1841b755d031⋯.png (1013.65 KB, 1280x1654, 640:827, 1537298263615.png)

I really want to suck a dick.

Subtle come over here.

e1db96  No.2241932

File: 460fb8bd688c4ae⋯.jpg (268.69 KB, 1100x941, 1100:941, 1485366389209.jpg)

Subtle is my platonic friend

e1db96  No.2241933

[I wish]

6cce3b  No.2241934

>the two genders

Yes, subtle and men.

8a9617  No.2241935

File: b6deeaa43b9c28e⋯.png (619.5 KB, 829x1250, 829:1250, 1457302096.sushigryphon_va….png)

Subltle is my someone I don't know very well.

feaed3  No.2241936

File: 2ba910b5e847e4d⋯.jpg (342.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (5).jpg)

I'll take that last one

54124d  No.2241937

File: 5bb65fee964649d⋯.png (304.99 KB, 700x483, 100:69, tumblr_o12gc1pNM41uqurdco3….png)


Who are you?

6cce3b  No.2241938

>I’ll take that

feaed3  No.2241939

File: 8117aa2eb4a082c⋯.jpg (513.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (8).jpg)

6cce3b  No.2241940

File: 3908814af92fbb4⋯.jpeg (15.04 KB, 212x238, 106:119, FD95BEC0-340E-4AB7-821D-C….jpeg)

e1db96  No.2241941

tfw subtle will never take your drunken advances as a platonic friend

why even live bros

54124d  No.2241942

File: 0b0276ac47c204a⋯.jpg (62.04 KB, 1000x910, 100:91, DFB1HW3VoAAXzb9.jpg)


I'll be your tectonic friend.

6cce3b  No.2241943

Ky squid

feaed3  No.2241944

File: a70c461f3bf6610⋯.jpg (397.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (34).jpg)


Have you ever downed a VB long neck at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning?

6cce3b  No.2241945

Shame squid doesn’t die

e1db96  No.2241946


I am rapidly downing mercury hard ciders at far too rapid of a pace does that count


oh yes

sublimate me

d1a6cf  No.2241947

File: 587dcd3525cfaf0⋯.png (843.71 KB, 1172x1606, 586:803, 69340678_p0.png)

54124d  No.2241948

File: 58a0501b8166455⋯.jpg (34.38 KB, 450x520, 45:52, CbRpwKpUcAAtI1L.jpg)

6cce3b  No.2241949

Wish someone would pasteurize my dick

33f6c3  No.2241950

File: b5ba7be42595779⋯.jpg (74.18 KB, 500x489, 500:489, homeboy hu.jpg)

e1db96  No.2241951


this image conveys literally nothing

d1a6cf  No.2241952

File: e3ed9b8a3ce0b8e⋯.jpeg (35.31 KB, 850x419, 850:419, 0544_194a.jpeg)

feaed3  No.2241953

File: adaee7ce9937572⋯.jpg (448.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (4).jpg)


At nearly 6am? Jeez :3

6cce3b  No.2241954

Don’t bully luka

e1db96  No.2241955

File: 90f7a7b20f90e10⋯.png (122.22 KB, 400x396, 100:99, 1341660816809-2.png)



fuck it I ain't sleepin tonight

these shits are like 7% abv too

d1a6cf  No.2241956

33f6c3  No.2241957

File: 4437506ac2238a4⋯.jpg (9.87 KB, 192x160, 6:5, kid and shellfish.jpg)

33f6c3  No.2241958

File: 91e7f90977972e2⋯.jpg (135.06 KB, 650x543, 650:543, Geoduck-a-large-freshwater….jpg)

33f6c3  No.2241959

File: c09b90dd49c61f3⋯.jpg (44.28 KB, 550x365, 110:73, geoduck market.jpg)

e1db96  No.2241960

lonely :<

e1db96  No.2241961

whoops forgot to append a @test on that

6cce3b  No.2241962

Lol gg

cc1afc  No.2241963

so im just gonna embrace being a sub temporarily

6cce3b  No.2241964




cb91a1  No.2241965

File: 28a41637fff96a5⋯.jpg (204.53 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 66718177_p9.jpg)


make it permanent

6cce3b  No.2241966

Suck my dick

33f6c3  No.2241967

File: 51d6003c2137a95⋯.png (86.39 KB, 654x323, 654:323, Suck My Meaty Dick.png)

cc1afc  No.2241968


tbh I thought I'd be a dom by now but part of that means being decisive which I'm not atm but will be I hope later


only if life goes wrong

e1db96  No.2241969



e1db96  No.2241970

who tf even is faguette

6cce3b  No.2241971


Sssh just accept it

6cce3b  No.2241972



227229  No.2241973

File: d5da7f19cbe2347⋯.png (56.46 KB, 224x216, 28:27, taishou 52.png)

Would being a sub be a bad thing?

e1db96  No.2241974


literally who

e1db96  No.2241975

only if your'e fat like squash

cb91a1  No.2241976

File: fb7edf1389e833e⋯.png (331.13 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __komeiji_koishi_touhou_dr….png)

newfag here

54124d  No.2241977

File: e17fa801974e156⋯.png (829.57 KB, 550x600, 11:12, Cj8iWryUkAEVG46.png)


But he's not fat.

6cce3b  No.2241978

e1db96  No.2241979


he has literally bragged about being gaining weight and becoming fat several times since I appeared

cb91a1  No.2241980

but squid smells bad yikes

e1db96  No.2241981


cc1afc  No.2241982


that's not how it works I dont think


well, atm yes


relationships only work if theres a sub and a dom in some aspect, and a sub is someone that has to be okay and acquiescent to their dom, while a dom has to be a step ahead of their sub. the more you grow, the harder it should be for someone to be a step ahead of you. so while it's cute to see an older guy submit to an older guy, or even someone older submit to someone younger, it's a little pathetic if you found out they were actually a sub in waking life.

54124d  No.2241983

File: 9b8e796e1c2a58d⋯.png (260.1 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, tumblr_ougmykZjOJ1uakil0o1….png)


It's more like he attempts to and can't stay that way because he's a hungry skeleton by nature.

6cce3b  No.2241984


There there

54124d  No.2241985

File: 9ab1202c9b6bc1f⋯.jpg (512.69 KB, 1451x2048, 1451:2048, CsizRh3VMAA30l-.jpg)


>relationships only work if theres a sub and a dom in some aspect

Sure bud.

e1db96  No.2241986


its the attempting to which makes it subhuman tier disgusting tbh

54124d  No.2241987

File: dd78e125ca20868⋯.jpg (27.72 KB, 564x797, 564:797, ed120c9fe50eb8ef63f390f6d7….jpg)


He just wants more cushion for the pushin.

227229  No.2241988

File: 51347108efba970⋯.png (78.23 KB, 276x267, 92:89, taishou 27.png)


Equal relationships are possible, you know. And sexual submission might not translate to personality submission.

e1db96  No.2241989


I mean who are you kidding

he is literally autistic so anything that isn't a fat gay furry is completely impossible to like for him

6cce3b  No.2241990

Be my sub, kanra

54124d  No.2241991

File: c3bb6da53689af1⋯.png (183.96 KB, 797x728, 797:728, tumblr_p5sk9nbG0U1v911xlo4….png)


>fat gay furry

Like u

feaed3  No.2241992

File: 5e8ef46468a8328⋯.jpg (421.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, (11).jpg)

>relationships only work if theres a sub and a dom in some aspect

When you read too much 50 Shades

e1db96  No.2241993


why not

e1db96  No.2241994


I mean

literally WHERE is the lie?

54124d  No.2241995

File: f435a0a2afd94fd⋯.jpg (97.88 KB, 830x1500, 83:150, IMG_20170223_164802.jpg)


Isn't any too much?

227229  No.2241996

File: 6921ff457644dda⋯.png (47.64 KB, 141x281, 141:281, taishou 91.png)



e1db96  No.2241997


I literally only just realized you were that argentinian and not squash


cc1afc  No.2241998


don't need consoles

just said I'm giving in to it


either it's implied or it's explicit, and how is it not better when both (or more) parties know what's expected of them?


perhaps what I mean is that predictability is what matters most. a team full of DPS or quarterbacks can still win, but only if it's clear who's decisions are worth more.

54124d  No.2241999

File: aef26adc00f3dda⋯.jpg (152.59 KB, 1000x1242, 500:621, Cax5ta0WEAALc4f.jpg)

The literal autist was Squid all along.

227229  No.2242000



e1db96  No.2242001


u rite

both of u

cc1afc  No.2242002


that'd be cray tbh


because that's not how you assert yourself

227229  No.2242003

File: 0daf7b6019d24ef⋯.png (104.04 KB, 304x291, 304:291, taishou 6.png)


So why this realization now? Some dom on your sights?

feaed3  No.2242004

File: ae761a2c629e9fb⋯.jpg (134.9 KB, 1916x1074, 958:537, 1430840959332.jpg)


Hey don't knock it until you've tried it

6cce3b  No.2242005

90031b  No.2242006

e1db96  No.2242007


I don't assert myself as what

a dom?

54124d  No.2242008

File: 2131dc27b8f3dae⋯.png (224.84 KB, 500x600, 5:6, C2iSn04UkAA12gt.png)


Okay I'll go get the paddle, take your pants off.

fa1854  No.2242009

File: 66dbdf75cee756b⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1552x873, 16:9, IMG_0600.PNG)


Meow for me.

bacb30  No.2242010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Back from the youth club, got my 4 cans of cider and finally I can chill out without kids doing my nut in.

Some kid did a front flip into some bean bags in the cinema room and I was like internally 'You fucking cunt', then as I was going all 'None of that here, I'll get you kicked out' and the fucking kid said 'Was you impressed with my front flip' and I died inside.

That kid is never ever gonna respect me anymore, the cunt.

cc1afc  No.2242011


um, yes. name a couple of subs that've lasted more than a couple years. because I can't.


... someone pretty much said they'd own me and were smart enough to cut through my best attempts to out-talk them, and they'd punish me daring to try. which I respect.


pretty cray..


there's more to domming than liking to fuck

6cce3b  No.2242012


Cray cray


227229  No.2242013

File: 384c06e250a7b7c⋯.png (147.11 KB, 311x410, 311:410, taishou 126.png)


You'll have to beat him up when nobody's watching.


I knew it. Name names, now; you're among friends.

cc1afc  No.2242014

File: b4507f8c3647e62⋯.png (64.5 KB, 127x226, 127:226, asdfaasdf.PNG)


I know you too well to do that.

6cce3b  No.2242015

Only way to gain respect now... kill the one withbthe glasses

e1db96  No.2242016

File: ee1a9b337450d9c⋯.png (402.99 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1468668247032.png)


This might shock you but I don't take a great effort to put any more serious part of my persona forward in a medium like this, double so with regards to any part of a relationship more serious than wanting to fuck the shit out of something.

Also I was literally just posting *fuccs* at you so no there fucking ISN'T

6cce3b  No.2242017

Squiddys a gayy lol

bacb30  No.2242018

File: f245903d7f25abd⋯.jpg (145.43 KB, 850x1126, 425:563, __acerola_and_hex_maniac_p….jpg)


That's what my mum said. No, I just need to be a fucking dom and grow some balls and tell them off.

It wasn't all bad though. Some kid, Alfie, taught me how to play Go Fish.


No, I have to kill the loudest one there.

The loud one can fucking dance though, I see him do some fortnight dances and I wish I knew them so I can join in.

6cce3b  No.2242019


Wow that is repugnant. Fortshite?

227229  No.2242020

File: 5b17fe5d053b081⋯.png (57.89 KB, 179x259, 179:259, taishou 194.png)


You definitely could use some work in being a dom. I have needs, you know.

bacb30  No.2242021


It's all they play nowadays. Told them to try to play dota2 and get rekt by russians.

I think they're on Pubg too. NIGGA, OH NIGGA, I JUST REMEMBERED. We was watching some shite on Netflix called Pretty Little Liars. It was some girly American soap shit.

cc1afc  No.2242022


bless u


just some student at the nearby uni. he told me to lose weight. which I agree with. so he wrote out my meal plan. tells me which exercises to do. gonna be living away from fam in a bit, so I control my own groceries.


could learn something from you then.. I take this place way too seriously

90031b  No.2242023


did you try port?

e1db96  No.2242024



you could learn how to take DICK from me

bacb30  No.2242025

>Pretty Little Liars is an American teen drama mystery thriller television series developed by I. Marlene King and is loosely based on the novel series of the same name written by Sara Shepard. The series follows the lives of four girls whose clique falls apart after the disappearance of their leader. One year later, the estranged friends are reunited as they begin receiving messages from a mysterious figure named "A" who threatens to expose their deepest secrets. The series features an ensemble cast, headed by Troian Bellisario as Spencer Hastings, Lucy Hale as Aria Montgomery, Ashley Benson as Hanna Marin, Shay Mitchell as Emily Fields, Sasha Pieterse as Alison DiLaurentis and Janel Parrish as Mona Vanderwaal.

I fucking hate going in the cinema room.


Nah, didn't buy it, sorta put off from heavy drinking because the hangovers make me go all schitzo.

6cce3b  No.2242026


PLL - yeee its aite

And PUBG! There is some hope i guess!


How well to you suck the dick?

227229  No.2242027

File: 43525dac937c0fd⋯.png (39.49 KB, 195x181, 195:181, Taishou 230.png)


I kinda envy you, even though I'm not even a sub.

bacb30  No.2242028


Dude, if you was there when I was getting balls deep with e-sex, you wouldn't say I needed work.

Now be a gentle bear and get me some booze.

bacb30  No.2242029

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I don't know what else the kids are playing, but Fortnight seems to be the big thing.

I'd love to have a few shitposters to play Sea of Thieves with.

6cce3b  No.2242030


May buy that. Also thinking of Post Scriptum

227229  No.2242031

File: ceb30aca87812d4⋯.png (94.82 KB, 239x337, 239:337, Taishou 275.png)


Why say that? Just makes me sad for what I can't have. Anyway, I'm anything but a bear, but I'll happily oblige.

Also, this week I actually started playing a game for a change. I bought the PS4 Shadow of the Colossus. Love it.

cc1afc  No.2242032


the natural order of the ex-pones is that everyone was on a lower level than The Insider, so the laws of physics actually disallow it.


good enough to make a girlfriend worried, but that was a friend. so idk. I don't like stranger dick. nor the dick part all that much. making someone feel good is what matters.


lucked out. just cut right through me. checked his Instagram. apparently his closest friends are twinks. used to their bs probably.

e1db96  No.2242033






227229  No.2242034

File: b35b119acf61359⋯.png (143.6 KB, 384x274, 192:137, taishou 141.png)


Is he hot externally as well as internally?

6cce3b  No.2242035


What’s your favourite?

6cce3b  No.2242039

6cce3b  No.2242040

6cce3b  No.2242041

90031b  No.2242079


oof, aah well

nini scan

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