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File: 2e60ad50217a3ae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 275.88 KB, 1500x1125, 4:3, Fortune.jpg)

c91e74  No.2324974

Rare pic of Fortune.

Do NOT repost.

dae726  No.2324981

File: 166672158c40873⋯.png (20.4 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Think.png)

I'mma guess that's a Reuben sandwich.

Everyone has made that joke.

I'd never seen one before.


f076f8  No.2324982

File: f5273210a770d61⋯.png (177.99 KB, 429x507, 11:13, Matsuri 8.png)

>>2324971

Yeah, you should do what works ^^

-hugs tightly- Bye sweetie, Hail Satan ♥

>>2324972

I posted the poster names from it for Raccoon to use for that poll, remember? :3

>>2324978

You're not my bf Fortune


c91e74  No.2324983

File: bb35c4c00878753⋯.jpg (98.1 KB, 545x476, 545:476, int roll.jpg)

I think I made the shitty joke a dozen times.


f4bdcc  No.2324984

File: 2cb05a2637bc7df⋯.gif (412.56 KB, 607x800, 607:800, 1523550077852.gif)

I'm doing good kissy boy, just trying to relax and get some youtube in while i get closer to passing out over the next 3 hours


dae726  No.2324985

File: 166672158c40873⋯.png (20.4 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Think.png)

>It's the 8th pic that comes up.

Surprise surprise.

...Is that sauerkraut? That... looks good actually.


377760  No.2324986

File: ce7bd11a4cdee59⋯.png (754.21 KB, 986x1460, 493:730, 4716_1b18.png)

>>2324969

brb committing not alive

>>2324979

lateposting, wishing i was not alive, you?


c91e74  No.2324987

>>2324985

Yeah. It should be on dark rye, though.


f076f8  No.2324988

>>2324984

>boy

Kissy told me she's a girl and I doubt anyone associated with Darwin would tell a lie on the internet


c93964  No.2324989

File: 5c1b7a99d4114c5⋯.jpg (596.97 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1544200097298.jpg)

>>2324979

I'm sure I asked before, but what do you do anyway?

>>2324982

Sorry, Tony.


f4bdcc  No.2324990

I got SubjectiveFag to roll a Catfolk that only has 3 wisdom


f076f8  No.2324991

File: eae1139b204c65f⋯.png (78.07 KB, 288x315, 32:35, Matsuri 211.png)

>>2324989

Who dat


c93964  No.2324992

File: c84cdcc82d799d9⋯.jpg (487.72 KB, 3153x2102, 3:2, 1529604356639.jpg)

>>2324990

Is that even fucking possible? He is a complete moron?


c93964  No.2324993

File: 463ae5a3ff3a3a2⋯.jpg (35.98 KB, 600x761, 600:761, 26cab0.jpg)

>>2324991

The owner of the restaurant your number leads to.


dae726  No.2324994

File: 545d0a56bb95b20⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Megunmin.jpg)

>>2324975 (Daiakuma) :^)

Scared isn't the word.

Name's Ruben van Es.

Not sure how to international call, or how much that costs.

>>2324976

>A man named Ruben.

Don't worry, I'm more of a guy than a man.


8a5e2b  No.2324995

File: 44572a43fe52c5a⋯.png (108.36 KB, 216x577, 216:577, hitta.png)

>>2324989

don't feel like talking about it right now


dae726  No.2324996

>>2324983

Probably...


f4bdcc  No.2324997

File: 909be464e881457⋯.png (79.27 KB, 724x638, 362:319, 1541590440730.png)

>>2324992

Yea we looked it up and you can have high intelligence and low sanity, he's just naturally really shit at coming up with ideas that aren't totally crazy so i think it works out pretty well in the end


7f1558  No.2324998

File: ebae9651f1b4bf9⋯.png (405.2 KB, 430x607, 430:607, 52385083_p3.png)

>>2324982

huh but that has their online names not real ones


c91e74  No.2324999

He's more of a fag than a man.


2d07eb  No.2325000

File: 0779e63b52c9bd6⋯.jpg (108.58 KB, 1052x648, 263:162, 1329463726.kioa_vaporean_j….jpg)

>>2324966

I'm faaaairly well. go away when I come back? I see how it is. I started my diet today, having carb free lunches and dinners.

>>2324984

Sounds good, I spend too much time on youtube lately. I just made dinner i'm going to go get it brb.

>>2324990

I sort of miss Julian


dae726  No.2325001

>>2324987

...ROGGEBROOD?

Hell naw.

>>2324986

Trust me, that wouldn't make it better for me. Don't do that.


dae726  No.2325002

>>2324999

To be fair, most fags are men, probably.


f4bdcc  No.2325003

>>2325000

Sounds Yummy! Tell me about Dinner when you get some!

And yea, I guess selectively isolating yourself from IM platforms would make it pretty hard to interact with some people, ah well, it's how you like to do things!

maybe ill convince him to drop by for a little some time, i know he's your kind of degenerate ;)


f4bdcc  No.2325004

sorry, OUR kind of degenerate


f076f8  No.2325005

File: 3dd602f7060bedd⋯.png (212.43 KB, 514x505, 514:505, Matsuri 191.png)

>>2324993

It's called TOM'S Restaurant tho

False advertising I guess

>>2324994

>Daiakuma

Do you like calling me Bigg Demon? You could just call me Daddy

I feel like I've heard of a nazi who had a really similar name to that, maybe the same name

>>2324998

It was just one column from the file :^)

>>2325000

You seem a bit different from how you normally are; you're like extra kawaii

I hope it goes alright ^^


c91e74  No.2325006

File: fa996212b30f669⋯.png (471.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, steinsgate-1806.png)

>>2325001

You don't like rye bread? Some make it with sourdough bread but that seems wrong to me.


377760  No.2325007

File: a67e24c861a431b⋯.jpeg (502.77 KB, 984x1463, 984:1463, 5140_40d4.jpeg)

>>2325001

then wife me.


c93964  No.2325008

File: 2b064389ba4c873⋯.png (452.14 KB, 461x695, 461:695, 1391006302310.png)

>>2324994

They are the same thing.

>>2324995

Fair enough. Got anything slated for the night?

>>2324997

Well I have played that style of character before, but with an 8 wis. I would say with a 3 wisdom that the guy is basically a full fledged autist, completely in his own mind.

>>2325005

I knew it started with a T.


dae726  No.2325009

File: 545d0a56bb95b20⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Megunmin.jpg)

>Well it's actually the phone number for the restaurant they used in Seinfeld

I was adding it.

Good think I checked.


2d07eb  No.2325010

File: 53bdb1c3571c2f5⋯.jpg (282.46 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1366021359.roppu_2.jpg)

>>2325003

I have him on steam or something. We were not particularly close to begin with.

This meat tastes funny and kind of looked funny but I bought it yesterday so it should be okay maybe?

>>2325005

I get some energy whenever I cook, it will die down.


7f1558  No.2325011

File: 6f9727a3a324bbc⋯.png (969.4 KB, 1000x1420, 50:71, 千石冠.png)

>>2325005

show me everything you have on me


f4bdcc  No.2325012

File: 64efb9a0fda8e31⋯.jpg (37.87 KB, 637x900, 637:900, 1537693997631.jpg)

>>2325008

Yea I mean ask about Julian. That sounds about right.

>>2325010

Uhh that doesn't sound good, and just telling me "meat" doesn't inform me much about the meal. Maybe you'll have an easier time eating it if you don't have to talk about it a lot...


dae726  No.2325013

>>2325005

>Daddy.

Never. Nor should anyone ever call me Daddy again...

>Nazi.

Could be, I dunno. I wasn't born with this name.

>>2325006

I haven't had it much, to be honest. It also seems better if I use the English word for it.

>>2325007

I WANT TO MOVE AT A SLOWER PACE

>>2325008

Well, yeah.

But I'm pretty trustworthy.

Though you shouldn't believe that from someone like me.


c93964  No.2325014

File: ca382984d57d96c⋯.jpg (92.06 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, 42f0f4.jpg)

>>2325012

What?

>>2325013

So you aren't trustworthy.


377760  No.2325015

File: c1d67af5f071f98⋯.jpeg (216.5 KB, 728x1024, 91:128, 5934_ae5f.jpeg)

>>2325013

Then become a snail.


a5fb1f  No.2325016

>>2325008

not really no


dae726  No.2325017

>>2325014

That was a joke.

I can be trusted with just about anything.

Except tasks, technically. Don't count on competence.

>>2325015

The pace I'm going at is fine. It's your pace that's going fast as heck.


c91e74  No.2325018

File: 88106902182c3b0⋯.jpg (330.73 KB, 1200x1854, 200:309, Robert.Chew.full.2290929.jpg)

>>2325013

I thought pumpernickel and rye were more common than wheat breads in the Germanic parts of Europe.


377760  No.2325019

File: 956184af2e186d2⋯.jpeg (187.46 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, 5505_1a57.jpeg)

>>2325017

i'm fast as fucc boiii


f076f8  No.2325020

File: 3ae45f0136b1945⋯.png (67.08 KB, 238x250, 119:125, Matsuri 133.png)

>>2325008

I guess you Googled it when I gave Shio-chan the number and forgot

>>2325009

I got a shirt from there when I was in NYC :3

>>2325010

That's pretty cute

Definitely makes it seem like you have real passion for cooking ^^

>>2325011

It's more fun not to though

>>2325013

Did you adopt that name when you transitioned to being a boy?

I say this is a meme but I have a slight suspicion that u might be FtM now


2d07eb  No.2325021

>>2325012

Beef, I made burger things

I'll manage, I think I put too much on my plate though, I'm going to put some of it back.

>>2325020

I have lost my energy I think I have eaten bad food. I feel fine but it tastes off.


7f1558  No.2325022

File: 1ac5c793f2c8036⋯.png (240.45 KB, 507x700, 507:700, たま.png)

>>2325020

can you tell me some of the things you have on me


f076f8  No.2325023

File: 44b9316f07150ba⋯.png (44.82 KB, 289x275, 289:275, Matsuri 176.png)

>>2325021

Did you check the expiration dates? 🤔

>>2325022

Sorry for the dox but u live in Japan


dae726  No.2325024

>>2325018

I mean, it exists here. But it's definitely not the standard.

>>2325019

Is that how you husband all the guys?

>>2325020

>FtM Fort

Shit. You got me.


f4bdcc  No.2325025

File: 2face2292932028⋯.jpg (61.49 KB, 773x1200, 773:1200, 1523932914860.jpg)

>>2325021

thats unfortunate dude, i hope your next meal goes better, i would rather eat nothing than hamburger that tastes off


f076f8  No.2325026

File: 95cded05af1e355⋯.png (144.25 KB, 343x528, 343:528, Matsuri 177.png)

>>2325024

Idk why else you would change your name so I guess so


c93964  No.2325027

File: f23e2b7e873e7a9⋯.jpg (55.47 KB, 720x1080, 2:3, 31c9d6.jpg)

>>2325016

Just smoke a little and enjoy the night?

>>2325017

I still refuse to trust you.

>>2325020

In my defense, I didn't really care enough to remember it.


2d07eb  No.2325028

File: 4918cb0105c4fea⋯.jpg (339.14 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 66047421_p31.jpg)

>>2325023

I bought it yesterday, it was not the kind of thing that has an expiration date I think.

>>2325025

I ate two patties, that is enough anyway.


377760  No.2325029

File: 81d2b200c4af563⋯.png (263.36 KB, 500x651, 500:651, 3068_00d9_500.png)

>>2325024

i don't think you have any idea how fast i really am


f076f8  No.2325030

File: 85c4920c6c330d0⋯.png (267.97 KB, 534x605, 534:605, Matsuri 123.png)

>>2325027

Why would u not care about important Seinfeld facts

>>2325028

Maybe you shouldn't buy food from that place then -rubs your tummy-


dae726  No.2325031

File: 166672158c40873⋯.png (20.4 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Think.png)

>>2325026

It's only my last name that I changed, though. I think I've once told you why. Might not have.

Also, now I wonder how many things about me would be "explained" if people 'learned' I'm FtM

>>2325027

What would trust take?

>>2325029

I mean, surely you aren't going faster than ALL GUYS in a lifespan?


377760  No.2325032

File: 659d74ad5542e11⋯.jpeg (28.76 KB, 500x416, 125:104, 8205_a988_500.jpeg)

>>2325031

if there's one thing i'm not it's slow


c93964  No.2325033

File: a89ebbd89b42c80⋯.jpg (259.77 KB, 1280x958, 640:479, 1530042043888.jpg)

>>2325030

Because Seinfeld is not a good show.

>>2325031

Time and honesty, essentially.


c18d99  No.2325034

>>2325027

I'll try to enjoy it


19a11f  No.2325035

just over a week of awful fasting.


c93964  No.2325036

File: b09f7d205503a6e⋯.jpg (200.9 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 1385801202499.jpg)

>>2325034

Anything I can do to help with that?


f4bdcc  No.2325037

File: 7ed5d90d549c5bf⋯.jpg (471.7 KB, 2187x2324, 2187:2324, 1533739706459.jpg)

>>2325028

im just eating really trashy ice cream right now


c91e74  No.2325038

File: 2c7b555d03d36b9⋯.jpg (4.82 MB, 2306x3503, 2306:3503, 06936deadc74902835a2ff4883….jpg)

>>2325031

He's saying he's as fast as a fuccboi, so he's sucking down dicks faster than Kirby.


dae726  No.2325039

>>2325032

I noticed.

But I don't do fast.

>>2325033

Honesty is always there. The only time I can be 'dishonest' is when I'm obviously joking.

Time is up to you, I guess.


c93964  No.2325040

File: 18904be31961fb6⋯.jpg (153.36 KB, 1338x1999, 1338:1999, 1530817681095.jpg)

>>2325039

Honesty is a tricky thing, because it is hard to determine it over the internet.


dae726  No.2325041

File: ca25fff07f96dd2⋯.jpg (106.42 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, Never delete.jpg)

>>2325038

>Sucking dick faster than Kirby.

...Cool. That's now a mental image I've had.

It's terrifying.


377760  No.2325042

File: 38d910827d8c3a9⋯.jpeg (223.92 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, 7539_9bec.jpeg)

>>2325039

looks like your waifu really is shit after all

:((((


94d279  No.2325043

File: f5855f627545f4d⋯.png (281.02 KB, 587x441, 587:441, wishboned0.png)

>>2324988

me too


377760  No.2325044

File: e8143eebd8b8a30⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1194x1206, 199:201, 2219_4448.png)

..night..


dae726  No.2325045

File: c622ea4df25ccb4⋯.jpg (127.65 KB, 640x944, 40:59, Pat.jpg)

>>2325042

I'm just... slow.

The only counters to that is either being slow too, or stubborn enough to make me pick up the slack.

>>2325040

Hmm, I guess.

I can tell you it becomes very obvious if you ever were to actually talk with me, though.

I constantly... correct myself if I catch me saying something that might be interpreted as something that's not true, or if I make a slight mistake.


dae726  No.2325046

File: 44bb9a8a3912a5d⋯.jpg (78.22 KB, 538x499, 538:499, Sylvie.jpg)

>>2325044

Goodnight Machinae.

Sweet dreams.


1665d6  No.2325047

File: 8ee3c5874aac484⋯.jpg (226.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1544590812533.jpg)

>>2325023

i have more info on you than that


dae726  No.2325048

File: db67f891d92a86f⋯.mp4 (1 MB, 476x268, 119:67, Ever look in the mirror.mp4)

>Remember tomorrow is monthly Therapy day.

>Check to see what my assignment was, normally it takes like 10 minutes and i can do it anytime before that date, so I never check.

>"Every day, write down a positive thing you did"


94d279  No.2325049

File: 95d9e6450bf7b7d⋯.jpg (183.27 KB, 861x960, 287:320, twilight dash rapist.jpg)


dae726  No.2325050

File: 545d0a56bb95b20⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Megunmin.jpg)

Time to do the other assignment and pretend I didn't see that.


6483c5  No.2325051

File: 294d39512c4b30f⋯.png (118.26 KB, 430x342, 215:171, 6.png)

>>2325048

I did not fuck a dog today.


dae726  No.2325052

>>2325051

Are you saying I should write that down, or is that positive for you, this day?

Keep at it, man.


c18d99  No.2325053

File: 481b38b9b4e5c3e⋯.png (93.37 KB, 502x375, 502:375, nice.png)


c91e74  No.2325054

File: e41563237d61cb4⋯.jpg (876.01 KB, 2200x3200, 11:16, 67c770c219ce26dcbe508641bd….jpg)

>>2325048

Just write "I didn't kill myself." 31 times.


6483c5  No.2325055

File: f43517300ef6954⋯.png (199.53 KB, 473x465, 473:465, 8.png)

>>2325052

I'm sorry. Between these posts I fucked a dog.


dae726  No.2325056

>>2325055

Quickshot.


dae726  No.2325057

>>2325054

>a positive thing


94d279  No.2325058

File: 8f0a22ac713ca2e⋯.jpg (224.2 KB, 615x607, 615:607, surprise-buttsecks-wtf-020….jpg)


6483c5  No.2325059

File: b66536bd218f91c⋯.png (219.22 KB, 369x435, 123:145, 19.png)

>>2325056

Quickest dick in the midwest.


dae726  No.2325060

File: 0abead0e14c4d6d⋯.jpg (33.33 KB, 480x580, 24:29, No more Awoo.jpg)

>>2325059

Dog never knew what hit him.

Or that something did.


c91e74  No.2325061

File: b59989445b9ee85⋯.jpg (13.79 KB, 255x250, 51:50, ad4dd64cbed8e74d95b776ef20….jpg)

>>2325057

Write that you didn't make Utøya look like a fucking joke.


94d279  No.2325062

File: 5b3cd5f7f9eb26c⋯.jpg (43.91 KB, 490x575, 98:115, dog_butt.jpg)


c93964  No.2325063

File: 1a29a8cd77ee729⋯.jpg (82.43 KB, 751x1079, 751:1079, 78ca2.jpg)

>>2325053

Sorry bud. Anything I can do at all, let me know.


94d279  No.2325064

>>2325063

https://smutty.com/s/BgiM7/

even the pics at the bottom of that say it's fap time.


c93964  No.2325065

File: 7bc2735dcc55b23⋯.jpg (129.27 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 0061.jpg)


94d279  No.2325066

>>2325065

I go down a rabbithole looking for pics like you post. when i find one, i find many and then it gets overwhelming.


c93964  No.2325067

File: b68ce752aa9ee98⋯.jpg (45.2 KB, 480x616, 60:77, 1387309071971.jpg)

>>2325066

Don't do that.


f4bdcc  No.2325068

File: 0406dc54e045239⋯.png (291.84 KB, 901x761, 901:761, 1527456830521.png)


0a7e59  No.2325069

File: 7cb058f3d7fdd73⋯.jpg (54.07 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1533838084365.jpg)


f6209e  No.2325070

>>2325063

sure i will


6483c5  No.2325071

File: 7af71964bc72731⋯.gif (844.48 KB, 361x361, 1:1, step0005.gif)


c93964  No.2325072

File: 51b8af240895dd8⋯.jpg (231.98 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 51b8af240895dd8b9b9bc3c920….jpg)

>>2325070

I need some coffee. Should I make some or na?


f6209e  No.2325073

>>2325072

coffee at night?


c93964  No.2325074

File: 1a29a8cd77ee729⋯.jpg (82.43 KB, 751x1079, 751:1079, 78ca2.jpg)

>>2325073

Yeah, I am fairly tired. But I got stuffs to do, involving seducing somebody.


6483c5  No.2325075

File: 17e67b14b45f2d2⋯.jpg (70.88 KB, 400x406, 200:203, tumblr_omivneHmJo1tp7hrro1….jpg)


f6209e  No.2325076

>>2325074

who might that be


c93964  No.2325077

File: 841d09d24f83c8d⋯.jpg (188.1 KB, 800x1204, 200:301, 1366303576954.jpg)

I will get what I want.

>>2325076

It is a convoluted situation. But essentially, I need to convince Squash to put his P in a V.


cd127b  No.2325078

This review of the latest godzilla film is fucking on point

>full, embarrassing disclosure: it made me a little horny when the first film in this series described the earth's entire ecosystem as having become "subservient" to Godzilla. (and yes, of fucking course the recentish Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer explicitly referring to humanity as Godzilla's "pet" did a number on me.) there are several non-horny ways to read this, ofc. there's the old, very well-circulated idea that Godzilla is created by humanity's hubris and punishes us for said hubris. anyway, i obviously prefer a more straightforward reading of the whole "earth being subservient to Godzilla" thing. because it's kinky af. And the cult around the monsters, all the stuff about devotion & becoming something greater by serving something greater & having the opportunity to choose who one is devoted to gave me massive subby feels. 


02f837  No.2325079

>>2325077

I don't think that's any of your business


6483c5  No.2325080

File: 9fce9f46cac4d77⋯.png (87.68 KB, 540x401, 540:401, tumblr_o0m0rgRSsS1tp7hrro3….png)

>>2325077

You will fail.


0a7e59  No.2325081

>>2325077

Why would anyone want to do that, though.


c93964  No.2325082

File: 5f71c5751f0590a⋯.png (367.95 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1385063159339.png)

>>2325079

With anybody else, I would say totally true. But Squash is not anybody else.

>>2325080

I will not fail. You will be assaulted on both sides and you will like it!

>>2325081

Because it is nice?


6483c5  No.2325083

File: d66f0bcaf6c7a2f⋯.png (132.98 KB, 253x488, 253:488, 42342351.png)

>>2325082

Like I said in PM. I would only let a girl near me if my boyfriend was bi and wanted it.


6483c5  No.2325084

I wouldn't fuck her though.


02f837  No.2325085

>>2325082

you should let him do what he wants


6483c5  No.2325086

I want to do Mandy.


c93964  No.2325087

File: ecfae38bd690674⋯.jpg (104.57 KB, 640x906, 320:453, 1544567648452.jpg)

>>2325083

>>2325084

This isn't over. We simply must consolidate our forces.

>>2325085

Well of course. Don['t mistake me as trying to force anything on him. The idea is to convince him.


c93964  No.2325088

File: f0df212837cda4d⋯.jpg (195.74 KB, 900x1348, 225:337, 1545377572313.jpg)

Squash! Lewd!


6483c5  No.2325089

File: 037a84881cb89e1⋯.png (55.73 KB, 225x268, 225:268, 10.png)

>>2325087

How about this. She can watch you fuck me.


c93964  No.2325090

File: 905620f7a682799⋯.jpg (67.33 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1544521583588.jpg)

>>2325089

I don't think she would be content with that.


6483c5  No.2325091

File: 6b6d05d610f8c8f⋯.png (56.44 KB, 370x194, 185:97, 11.png)

>>2325090

You can have her after then.


c93964  No.2325092

File: f8787937fa1a8b8⋯.png (2 MB, 908x1264, 227:316, 1544484175164.png)

>>2325091

Get to fuck a young buck, then a young doe......tempting...very tempting.

But again, I am unsure if she would be content with that outcome, though she would be well pleasured.


6483c5  No.2325093

File: d3bb348dec147fd⋯.png (235.65 KB, 328x810, 164:405, tumblr_n3bwb5hvDo1tp7hrro2….png)

>>2325092

You will have to cover for both of us.

I can at least give you something to remember.


c93964  No.2325094

File: 53073a3d5266781⋯.jpg (575.57 KB, 2099x1574, 2099:1574, 1545602823853.jpg)

>>2325093

Giving me something to remember isn't the problem though. She wants to play with you.


02f837  No.2325095


c93964  No.2325096

File: 94889bec44895a6⋯.jpg (45.47 KB, 900x573, 300:191, 3bdef6.jpg)

>>2325095

Doesn't mean I won't force anything onto him.


6483c5  No.2325097

File: ef357249ae9da97⋯.png (75.34 KB, 263x301, 263:301, 31231255325.png)


c93964  No.2325098

File: 946dc99fad76a3f⋯.jpg (157.49 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 1376669746528.jpg)

>>2325097

Are you telling me the only way this is going to go down is you, me, then her?


02f837  No.2325099

>>2325096

you mean into him


c93964  No.2325100

File: 9e7ec62c2c5393c⋯.jpg (109.87 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 007.jpg)

>>2325099

Of course.


6483c5  No.2325101

File: 037a84881cb89e1⋯.png (55.73 KB, 225x268, 225:268, 10.png)

>>2325098

You and me and then you and her.


c93964  No.2325102

File: 508ea01aa11ff0b⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1547124799835.png)

>>2325101

That is asking a lot of me.


c93964  No.2325103

File: f1f658b777b5205⋯.jpg (359.05 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 1544584241004.jpg)

Deader than my soul.


126d81  No.2325104

File: 5e128d5bdaca2e6⋯.jpg (583.28 KB, 952x1253, 136:179, 1500564529544.jpg)

tfw lost internet all day today


126d81  No.2325105

File: 321b5b43678d88f⋯.gif (1.77 MB, 300x266, 150:133, 971793a3-f719-4228-94ab-71….gif)

hey @squash are you still here


c93964  No.2325106

File: 3d1d38d75d5da1b⋯.jpg (55.69 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 460a94.jpg)

Stop losing internet then!


126d81  No.2325107

File: d43bb251781e57d⋯.jpg (23.07 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1500601421486.jpg)

>>2325106

there's a tyrant internet company that has a monopoly over the general southeastern side of iowa that is in general super shit

allegedly they had a fucked up fiber optic cable somewhere and it was supposed to be fixed around 8 p.m


d02dca  No.2325108

File: ce22d58d5fdbd49⋯.png (971.44 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1505221268875.png)


c93964  No.2325109

File: bc1c0fb84aebcd4⋯.jpg (52.08 KB, 600x799, 600:799, 1351592675212.jpg)

>>2325107

Yeah Cox does that kinda shit around here a lot.


126d81  No.2325110

File: fbeb191e58eeea7⋯.png (105.07 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 20294117_475377072840652_8….png)

>>2325108

Waddup beotch?


126d81  No.2325111

File: 9574ed5286068d0⋯.png (371.51 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 19437656_1367626719941433_….png)

>>2325109

I think I used to have cox a loong time ago when I lived in texas

I can't really remember

Maybe it was there cable

we had something called Quest too

all providers are an shit............


c93964  No.2325112

File: 326f5a79eb11111⋯.jpg (138.87 KB, 960x1055, 192:211, 460ddb.jpg)

>>2325111

They always charge you too much, they have started implemented data caps, and I just fucking hate them.


126d81  No.2325113

File: 9574ed5286068d0⋯.png (371.51 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 19437656_1367626719941433_….png)

>>2325112

ugg data caps are cancer

we get charged if we go over too


c93964  No.2325114

File: d6c32d612f419e4⋯.gif (492 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1351269780774.gif)

>>2325113

And to get unlimited is another 50 bucks. Fucking bullshit.


c93964  No.2325115

File: 0208cb5f32f2d1f⋯.jpg (145.37 KB, 659x1079, 659:1079, f23a8.jpg)

Also, why the fuck do all the fully autonomous test vehicles end up in Arizona? Uber is doing a fully autonomous taxi test, and Walmart is doing a fully autonomous grocer delivery test. This shit is not cool.


126d81  No.2325116

File: 321b5b43678d88f⋯.gif (1.77 MB, 300x266, 150:133, 971793a3-f719-4228-94ab-71….gif)

If I had a car that drove it'self

I would drive a car


22bda1  No.2325117

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is from 2016, listen to my old music.


22bda1  No.2325118

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh shit check this one out tho, it was when I wanted to be a punk. LMAO.


29fb23  No.2325119

-hums a little tune quietly and he sweeps the thread-


22bda1  No.2325120

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

oops that other one is broken asf, this is the real one.


22bda1  No.2325121

File: f025bb6fd60c683⋯.gif (14.38 KB, 306x181, 306:181, player 2.gif)

>>2325119

that because you like to?


22bda1  No.2325122

do you do that because you like to*

the fuck keyboard?


29fb23  No.2325123

>>2325121

>>2325122

-looks up from his little broom curiously- o.o


c93964  No.2325124

File: 816a098707a49da⋯.jpg (191.18 KB, 700x865, 140:173, 1544590511416.jpg)

This is by no means me flirting, but damn, I could listen to your voice all day.


22bda1  No.2325125

File: 424378c8fdf78ae⋯.png (15.71 KB, 226x186, 113:93, howel.png)

>>2325124

I can sing better now I promise~

I will learn a song for you if you want? Can record tomorrow.

>>2325123

Why are you so weird?


29fb23  No.2325126

>>2325125

-eeps and gets back to sweeping so you wont be angry-


03f7f8  No.2325127

Sonata you remind me of Zeno

https://youtu.be/3ZPzDKDXEXs?t=131


c93964  No.2325128

File: e65c3b6da2b7c06⋯.jpg (340.45 KB, 587x783, 587:783, 1388038446305.jpg)

>>2325125

If you can sing better now, you would surely give the Sirens a run for their money.

What would you want in return, lass?


29fb23  No.2325129

>>2325127

-is frightened by everything he just saw and drops the broom in a panic to hide behind the chair-


29fb23  No.2325130


03f7f8  No.2325131


22bda1  No.2325132

File: 247d30755eb405b⋯.gif (7.08 KB, 212x179, 212:179, DS.gif)

>>2325126

Ge--Get out from behind he chair what the heck--

talk like a normal person geezus.

>>2325128

Nothing~ I need to start recording again anyways!

What's a good song you'd like to hear a'ccapella


29fb23  No.2325133

>>2325132

._. -looks around sheepishly and gives you a wide berth.-


278739  No.2325134

File: f1429cab512a7d5⋯.jpg (91.02 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, kowalski.jpg)

>P550 sliver infection

Shit.


126d81  No.2325135

File: c24998ae07f0239⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 565x600, 113:120, Dvo37JLWsAAHSdN.jpg)

>>2325132

>>2325132

you should do enya only time a capella


33be51  No.2325136

File: 8c1c114629fdf0b⋯.jpeg (12 KB, 262x353, 262:353, Adachi81.jpeg)

>>2325120

Damn girl


c93964  No.2325137

File: 2b0274378f28e66⋯.jpg (640.66 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, 1544589512512.jpg)

>>2325132

That's an awful hard question! I got all sorts. Just a short shotgun list, we got

Cradle of Humankind - Flogging Molly

Raw - Sigrid

When Irish Eyes are Smiling

Jolene - Ray LaMontagne

Would have to think a little bit about it for some more, but anything similar would be truly a pleasure on my ears, lass.


29fb23  No.2325138

-wanders into the kitchen and squeaks an apology to the broom for dropping it. Was scared and didn't intend to be mean- :<


22bda1  No.2325139

File: 81fa7a41b3f7f4d⋯.jpg (78.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, normie.jpg)

>>2325133

Like, come here.

-points to floor before me-

>>2325135

I don't know that one, let me look.

...

found it.

>>2325136

it's OLD

>>2325137

I've got you, I'll listen to them tomorrow and play around with composition.

I'll send progress clips too~


19a11f  No.2325140

-trips over the broom and drops the mic-


29fb23  No.2325141

>>2325139

-doesn't trust and stays in the kitchen- ._.


c93964  No.2325142

File: af5ee4888f0e2db⋯.jpg (219.42 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, 1544200373710.jpg)

>>2325139

You are an absolute sweetheart.

Also, I am trying to help you with your plan, but he is quite reluctant.


126d81  No.2325143

File: c24998ae07f0239⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 565x600, 113:120, Dvo37JLWsAAHSdN.jpg)

WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE HUH HUH

AND THE HUH HUHH

ONLY TIME


33be51  No.2325144

File: d1ae571a6f46bc5⋯.jpeg (18.64 KB, 317x400, 317:400, Adachi40.jpeg)

>>2325139

It's GOOD


0ed94d  No.2325145

File: fd585931297ce5d⋯.png (54.78 KB, 192x220, 48:55, 1347961179709.png)

God

I love drunk people who demand to interact with you when you don't desire to do so


03f7f8  No.2325146

>>2325145

Ignore them/tell them to fuck off lmao


d02dca  No.2325147

>>2325145

Are you the drunk person?


22bda1  No.2325148

File: 811c6d49acc45f2⋯.png (539.64 KB, 465x466, 465:466, 69.PNG)

>>2325142

:DD

I tried lol

I am gonna do a photoshoot soon, semi lewd but mostly covered ones. I'll send you the best ones so you can add me to your post collection

>>2325145

I too love drunk people.

they give me money

and sex.


19a11f  No.2325149

>>2325145

you'll be drunk someday too

and you'll want [ATTENTION]


126d81  No.2325150

File: 70f6ee6e4e8335f⋯.jpg (86.54 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1507443727646.jpg)

>>2325145

whey7 arey ou ignoring me?


0ed94d  No.2325151

File: df900754784eaf0⋯.jpg (66.74 KB, 348x482, 174:241, 11751.jpg)

>>2325146

that sounds like a lot of work

>>2325147

No

>>2325148

gay

>>2325149

yes

>>2325150

What?

This is the first thing you've said


29fb23  No.2325152

-sits on the kitchen floor with a squeaky sigh and looks at his discord chat on his BluePhone 2-


126d81  No.2325153

File: c24998ae07f0239⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 565x600, 113:120, Dvo37JLWsAAHSdN.jpg)

>>2325151

is it becaue im drunk


0ed94d  No.2325154

File: 9c5b0617964ea20⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 585x585, 1:1, 123787.jpg)

>>2325153

I was talking about real life humans, not you


d02dca  No.2325155

File: ddc25e38e949aaf⋯.jpg (482.39 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, 1505929560001.jpg)

>>2325151

Just "go to bed", then change your online status to invisible. Nobody to bother you then


126d81  No.2325156

File: 999914b9edb1362⋯.png (524.28 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1500516937616.png)

>>2325154

interact with me............


c93964  No.2325157

File: 6fcd1f92b1e16ba⋯.jpg (247.61 KB, 1080x1305, 24:29, 1545390226117.jpg)

>>2325148

You spoil me, and those in the thread who shall enjoy them.

I always look forward to adding beautiful women to the folder.


0ed94d  No.2325158

File: fc1bbf39cb8c435⋯.jpg (36.6 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 81345.jpg)


d02dca  No.2325159

File: 8258b570bc943c4⋯.jpg (94.02 KB, 617x823, 617:823, 1500729879001.jpg)

>>2325158

I saw. I just didn't think the real-life person was with you in person right now


19a11f  No.2325160

>>2325151

so it's good karma to entertain drunk ppl


0ed94d  No.2325161

File: fd86bc29be53a17⋯.jpg (95.56 KB, 410x665, 82:133, 64564.jpg)

>>2325156

*interacts*

>>2325159

family keeps trying to talk about dumb shit

>>2325160

I primarily try to drink with other drinking humans in order to not trip my 'tisms about pressuring people into interactons they don't desire.


126d81  No.2325162

File: c24998ae07f0239⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 565x600, 113:120, Dvo37JLWsAAHSdN.jpg)

>>2325161

hewwo.....


22bda1  No.2325163

File: 68f3bd0939fdb38⋯.gif (1.38 MB, 360x270, 4:3, shuras laugh.gif)

>>2325151

not gay bc I'm a girl and they are a boy so

not gay

>>2325157

>being called a beautiful woman

O//////////////////////////o

yikes


29fb23  No.2325164

-posts pictures of cats solving math problems-


19a11f  No.2325165

>>2325161

.__. 'tisms are genetic ur bein unfair


0ed94d  No.2325166


0ed94d  No.2325167

>>2325163

yeah but it still results in you getting dicked so it's still gay tbh

>>2325165

they're not actually tisms, sorry to break it to you


03f7f8  No.2325168

>>2325151

Ignoring a person is pretty easy, you don't have to do anything!

Unless of course they are bothering you non-stop and in person. Then you're kinda fucked

Good luck and good night


c93964  No.2325169

File: f1f658b777b5205⋯.jpg (359.05 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, 1544584241004.jpg)

>>2325163

With a voice like that, I can only assume. The one pic I got is awful cute.


19a11f  No.2325170

>>2325167

it's a cry for help to avoid the crippling reality that they're drinking alone again


19a11f  No.2325171

*once again.


29fb23  No.2325172

-carefully wanders back out into the thread with his BluePhone 2 and calls the local news station's weather department. Wants snew so he and the three skwirls can go sledding! They hang up.-

:<


29fb23  No.2325173

>>2325172

-leaves his discord for anyone who wants to squeak, Sonata_Blue#3600, and scurries off to bed.-


126d81  No.2325174

File: c24998ae07f0239⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 565x600, 113:120, Dvo37JLWsAAHSdN.jpg)


c93964  No.2325175

File: ebb464dd24d476a⋯.jpg (17.96 KB, 495x368, 495:368, A4Lto6X.jpg)


0ed94d  No.2325176

>>2325170

That tism is a sober one though, I just preemptively do it


19a11f  No.2325177

>>2325176

sounds like you understand


d02dca  No.2325178

>>2325174

*pets*


0ed94d  No.2325179


33cef2  No.2325180

File: 90e97c142fec286⋯.jpg (150.54 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 5lFSzsb.jpg)

Good morning.


d02dca  No.2325181

File: f33b1a876dbc426⋯.png (511.8 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 1500833741001.png)


9f8374  No.2325182

File: 9e0d2707a338b41⋯.jpg (41.21 KB, 550x700, 11:14, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)

Sup niggas.

Woke up early this morning to go to my placement in school to do a maths activity with some little ones. Went ok. I wanted to make it more fun though. It was basically like dominos but you had to pair up numbers with equations.


33cef2  No.2325183

File: 6b77b348e228758⋯.gif (6.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, __kuriyama_mirai_kyoukai_n….gif)

>>2325181

How are you?


d02dca  No.2325184

File: ce42eb6c3d34ce7⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1254x1771, 114:161, 1500833557001.png)

>>2325183

I'm "just fine".

How u?


33cef2  No.2325185

File: 750ad3a0a4c4a5c⋯.png (11.37 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 81a1dfb7f55cb76c485082850c….png)

>>2325180

It isn't.


33cef2  No.2325186

File: fb76414fca71248⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 510x720, 17:24, ebb16d4748ed412319f0dad2c9….jpg)

>>2325184

what's wrong? :(


33cef2  No.2325187

File: 329f6d77e51597b⋯.gif (989.54 KB, 250x250, 1:1, hugs.gif)

>>2325185

hang in there


9f8374  No.2325188

File: 935041f60a141ba⋯.png (628.03 KB, 520x668, 130:167, the birth of steam.png)


d02dca  No.2325189

File: de2bad440c00759⋯.jpg (195.74 KB, 850x1195, 170:239, 1500836709001.jpg)

>>2325185

*hug*

>>2325187

Nothing. Just not anything special


ebc161  No.2325190

File: 88f8d4f5b7c02e5⋯.gif (517.98 KB, 460x346, 230:173, 34rw.gif)


9f8374  No.2325191

File: bd16c30b26d4258⋯.jpg (78.17 KB, 700x731, 700:731, savage.jpg)


ebc161  No.2325192

File: 3f66f1bfb5cc4bf⋯.gif (388.27 KB, 500x282, 250:141, Buuf5hh.gif)

>>2325191

"Once this baby hits 8000 gigashits, I still wont have a fuck to give boi"


9f8374  No.2325193

File: fd653b2729214f3⋯.jpg (179.36 KB, 850x1258, 25:37, __gastly_and_hex_maniac_po….jpg)

>>2325192

That's some mad verse you speaking there.

How be you?


ebc161  No.2325194

File: 9aca4e71ae6fbfc⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 326x245, 326:245, lub.gif)

>>2325193

Finished work a while ago, sister is leaving to go back to the UK in an hour so I'm keeping myself up for a lil

How be ye


9f8374  No.2325195

File: 41867e6d453f66f⋯.jpg (96.79 KB, 850x957, 850:957, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)

>>2325194

Thinking about going to bed for a nap, gotta go to my friend's house in an hour. Sorry I wasn't much for conversation. See ya.


ebc161  No.2325196

File: 62788b80303fd9a⋯.jpg (100.73 KB, 540x713, 540:713, 62788b80303fd9a8b2b25ec684….jpg)

>>2325195

Have fun niqqa


dae726  No.2325197

ded


33cef2  No.2325198

i blame scoots


dae726  No.2325199

Yeah I can live with that.

Fuck you, Scoots.


3acd0d  No.2325200

looking good forty


dae726  No.2325201

File: b4ae8ec9803620b⋯.png (48.7 KB, 148x200, 37:50, Cirno (2).png)

>>2325200

Talkin' about the OP?


33cef2  No.2325202

i'd eat a ruben


3acd0d  No.2325203

>>2325201

I am but I'm sure you look just as good right now regardless


dae726  No.2325204

File: 48caf7586c849cf⋯.png (409.67 KB, 378x576, 21:32, Lewdua.png)

>Ruben.

>Not "Reuben"


33cef2  No.2325205

File: 1b2da66c1649b0d⋯.png (323.74 KB, 414x459, 46:51, 1b2.png)


dae726  No.2325206

File: fcc32ae170bb3da⋯.png (51.96 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Blushie.png)


dae726  No.2325207

File: 545d0a56bb95b20⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Megunmin.jpg)

Fort is not for eat.


d02dca  No.2325208

Forts aren't, but Fortune is


dae726  No.2325209

File: 8cedf125b2ff5e5⋯.jpg (160.87 KB, 500x500, 1:1, THE SADDEST.jpg)

No. I am Fort.

>Name is similar to that of a sandwich.

>Names himself Fortune Cookie.

Genius.


dae726  No.2325210

File: 0abead0e14c4d6d⋯.jpg (33.33 KB, 480x580, 24:29, No more Awoo.jpg)

Gotta go for an hour. Therapy time.


d02dca  No.2325211


94d279  No.2325212


dae726  No.2325213

File: 166672158c40873⋯.png (20.4 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Think.png)

Yeah, that's about the expected amount of posts while I was away.

>>2325212

A fragile, old and tiny female therapist has nothing on me.


dae726  No.2325214

File: c622ea4df25ccb4⋯.jpg (127.65 KB, 640x944, 40:59, Pat.jpg)


d02dca  No.2325215

File: 255ae642610dec3⋯.png (734.81 KB, 3200x920, 80:23, 1500804550001.png)


6483c5  No.2325216

File: 0d05c68a02f0318⋯.png (45.85 KB, 245x199, 245:199, 2.png)


dae726  No.2325217

File: c80b3405728f9ff⋯.gif (13.44 KB, 100x100, 1:1, MomijiSPrite.gif)

>>2325215

Wolf is a cute.

Headpats are a best.

10/10


94d279  No.2325218

>>2325213

If it was a dog, maybe it wouldn't be rape?


dae726  No.2325219

File: e640b8ede1d5de8⋯.mp4 (495.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ILU NTY.mp4)

>>2325218

.........What?


94d279  No.2325220

>>2325219

the therapist the rapist.


dae726  No.2325221

File: 2156da7998fde4c⋯.jpg (24.01 KB, 326x253, 326:253, Sluttery.jpg)

>>2325220

Yeah yeah, but what's with the sudden dog?


94d279  No.2325222

File: cfcd465abb3896a⋯.png (94.14 KB, 510x316, 255:158, gay ending.png)

>>2325221

This thread has a couple. At least one that deserves head pats.


6483c5  No.2325223

File: 037a84881cb89e1⋯.png (55.73 KB, 225x268, 225:268, 10.png)

Is it me?


94d279  No.2325224

I believe so.


6483c5  No.2325225

File: ee5c3616db4f82b⋯.png (201.59 KB, 539x524, 539:524, 345235235234.png)


377760  No.2325226

File: 2bbf34514191f3d⋯.jpg (170.16 KB, 1363x2048, 1363:2048, Dwlnkq2XgAIxfcV.jpg)


dae726  No.2325227

>>2325222

I just felt like that comment was wasted on me.

I would not a dog.


d02dca  No.2325228

File: 643c6e5ae2da28f⋯.png (529.18 KB, 472x840, 59:105, 1546456164001.png)

>>2325217

You're cute


94d279  No.2325229

File: f1ffc5503564d6a⋯.jpg (34.56 KB, 335x285, 67:57, petting-dog-.jpg)

>>2325227

I meant the opposite really.


dae726  No.2325230

File: 166672158c40873⋯.png (20.4 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Think.png)

>>2325229

Which opposite?


dae726  No.2325231

File: f9e33a9870d6d19⋯.jpg (26.97 KB, 500x267, 500:267, FIGHT ME.jpg)

>>2325228

Please no.


94d279  No.2325232

>>2325230

well maybe the dog might be the therapist. The part of it not being rape doesn't hold out well though.


347576  No.2325233

File: cfe0ce97894a722⋯.jpg (216.09 KB, 750x938, 375:469, hatsune miku01149.jpg)

I want head pats


dae726  No.2325234

File: 44bb9a8a3912a5d⋯.jpg (78.22 KB, 538x499, 538:499, Sylvie.jpg)

>>2325232

That's what I was thinking.

I have a phobia of dogs though, so I wouldn't be that comfortable.

>>2325233

I can spare an image, but it's only one of tho I have.

From here out it gets weird, and that will just not do.


347576  No.2325235

File: 4d7f711e6cf04e1⋯.jpg (419.35 KB, 1110x797, 1110:797, hatsune miku01095.jpg)

>>2325234

I like it weird


dae726  No.2325236

File: f939c7b01908ad4⋯.jpg (73.38 KB, 438x411, 146:137, Cat.jpg)

>>2325235

I mean, so do I, up to a point, but it stops being cute headpats real fast.


94d279  No.2325237

>>2325236

back stratcher head pats.


dae726  No.2325238

File: 9a6dcd3227fbc17⋯.png (128.89 KB, 326x270, 163:135, TouchFT.png)

>>2325237

No, I think we're down to this now.


dae726  No.2325239

File: c0e80d43be77bdd⋯.gif (283.75 KB, 323x326, 323:326, HORA.gif)

Extensive, my folders are not.


94d279  No.2325240

>>2325238

and then leashes, then lewd stuff?


347576  No.2325241

File: e01ff4f6ffbaa93⋯.jpg (117.66 KB, 600x849, 200:283, hatsune miku01100.jpg)

>>2325236

It doesn't have to be cute or headpats~


dae726  No.2325242

File: c3202096c0ee630⋯.png (225.11 KB, 850x832, 425:416, Handholding Degenerates.png)

>>2325240

I have very little lewd shit.

I don't think there's any leashing.


dae726  No.2325243

File: b2fbba604e6a557⋯.jpg (102.65 KB, 900x679, 900:679, She wants to hold hands.jpg)

>>2325241

Cute is the best thing, though.

What is it that you want?


347576  No.2325244

File: cfe0ce97894a722⋯.jpg (216.09 KB, 750x938, 375:469, hatsune miku01149.jpg)

Same

Which is weird because I like lewd things and leashes


dae726  No.2325245

File: 62fb9ef0ecd5afe⋯.jpg (87.37 KB, 1000x745, 200:149, Lewd you.jpg)


347576  No.2325246

File: 79688be4128c13b⋯.jpg (572.01 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, hatsune miku00108.jpg)

>>2325243

I want to lay down with someone and cuddle with minimum or no clothes on

At first


dae726  No.2325247

File: 4a7002c99757c19⋯.mp4 (55.06 KB, 600x312, 25:13, KAREN INTENSIFIES.mp4)

>>2325246

To me, cuddling sounds like the best thing. Clothes or not.


347576  No.2325248

File: 544cf7db7be5221⋯.jpg (468.67 KB, 644x975, 644:975, hatsune miku01001.jpg)

People who say the minimum amount of clothing is wearing only socks are perverts and must be stopped


377760  No.2325249

File: ae126483d5bd55b⋯.jpg (333.79 KB, 850x678, 425:339, af257e96a3f2729182d274d8d2….jpg)

>>2325245

>not lewding me

>but lewding others


347576  No.2325250

File: 5cb4e871075d19e⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, hatsune miku01106.jpg)

>>2325249

I'll get my passport renewed and fly to Berlin


dae726  No.2325251

File: 75ea47ac850ce88⋯.gif (121.59 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Scratch Right.gif)

>>2325249

Mine are empty words, which I can only say because I'm not only under the impression everyone knows Fort doesn't lewd, but the impression that no one would lewd Fort.

Which is fine.

Until I'm wrong twice.


d02dca  No.2325252

File: 123a0b8c4837b43⋯.png (553.66 KB, 850x601, 850:601, 1546806282001.png)


dae726  No.2325253

File: 48caf7586c849cf⋯.png (409.67 KB, 378x576, 21:32, Lewdua.png)

>>2325252

No.

It's not allowed.


377760  No.2325254

File: 512297ba09c390a⋯.jpg (87.2 KB, 723x1350, 241:450, ff638dd624110fcc3a0fb05e6c….jpg)

>>2325250

devin townsend will play in berlin in april

come with me

>>2325251

you're wrong thrice


dae726  No.2325255

File: ac544b281ae275c⋯.jpg (79.49 KB, 402x564, 67:94, 403.jpg)

>>2325254

Okay so first of all that's lewd.

And second... what's the third wrong?


377760  No.2325256

File: 8977ae8022501aa⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 613x1227, 613:1227, DwbYTzxU0AA55hd.jpg)

>>2325255

<fort doesn't lewd


d02dca  No.2325257

File: be67a7c277ad4f5⋯.png (537.73 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1546806279001.png)

>>2325253

What isn't?


dae726  No.2325258

File: a271f82b2d5a1f3⋯.jpg (48.97 KB, 800x450, 16:9, How dare you.jpg)

>>2325256

No, I know exactly true that one is. "Not very, but mostly"

But that doesn't matter.

It only matters that people assume I wouldn't.


dae726  No.2325259

File: f996cf5b4a9bb2f⋯.jpg (64.97 KB, 680x680, 1:1, Cirno end me.jpg)

>>2325257

Fort's not allowed to be cute or adorable anymore.

Or be called any of those things.


c93964  No.2325260

File: ae5fccbf096b430⋯.jpg (163.93 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, 1544646928778.jpg)

>>2325250

Headpat


377760  No.2325261

File: 56dcd9aa0c74604⋯.png (173.76 KB, 316x492, 79:123, ghfdn.PNG)

>>2325258

i assume you are very lewd

i assume you have a big cock

i assume you want to put it in me


dae726  No.2325262

File: 0a34e94c0cb7cc7⋯.jpg (60.46 KB, 721x534, 721:534, NOOOOO.jpg)

>>2325261

I am the purest.

I never measured.

Fort wouldn't anyone.


94d279  No.2325263

File: ee6b167d7164a21⋯.webm (2.99 MB, 1090x780, 109:78, buy poutine for wish.webm)


c93964  No.2325264

File: 8f4f5d085e6756b⋯.jpg (1.52 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 1543881970668.jpg)

You're as pure as cookies and creme ice cream.


dae726  No.2325265

File: 3aefa69e9a96888⋯.gif (9.68 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Grin.gif)

>>2325264

Pure sweetness.


d02dca  No.2325266

File: 040321923c99e02⋯.jpg (488.32 KB, 645x900, 43:60, 1539528398001.jpg)

>>2325259

Why? Found yourself a boyfriend?

>>2325261

That's pretty fucking lewd!


377760  No.2325267

File: 5d67d91fdc7eea3⋯.jpg (237.84 KB, 738x1052, 369:526, d2a7122918e07519bd451b5eaa….jpg)

>>2325262

turn me into a scum cookie


377760  No.2325268

File: 8121d22ccc21f41⋯.jpg (534.95 KB, 1240x1754, 620:877, 7c8ce1b7a47e3438fc0151fbc0….jpg)

>>2325266

i know, he's a total perv


94d279  No.2325269

File: 640d98feba44da2⋯.webm (1.38 MB, 600x338, 300:169, Cookies N' Cream.webm)


dae726  No.2325270

File: 545d0a56bb95b20⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Megunmin.jpg)

>>2325266

Noo.

I was tiny and adorable and cute as a kiddo. I hated it.

No more.

Also

>Boyfriend

>>2325267

Isn't that a group project?


c93964  No.2325271

File: 478f6db2f6256ac⋯.jpg (66.63 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, 1ed7d8.jpg)

>>2325265

Wrong take away.


377760  No.2325272

File: 9b9a23b82282390⋯.jpg (53.87 KB, 1259x763, 1259:763, 3ac4e15e61c277039786b18426….jpg)

>>2325270

more like one post above you


dae726  No.2325273

>>2325271

So first of all that was the right take away.

Second... please explain what else it could be?


c93964  No.2325274

File: b65be5adeecb376⋯.jpg (281.56 KB, 1205x1687, 5:7, 1530051914876.jpg)

>>2325273

The take away is that you are filled with little bits of lewd and even ultra lewd throughout yourself.


dae726  No.2325275

File: bd8cf05ab0c934d⋯.jpg (79.44 KB, 539x427, 77:61, Ruffian.jpg)

>>2325272

So first of all I disagree about what one should put on a cookie, but I can agree to disagree.

And I guess you wanted to be the cookie to begin with.

But I don't think I'd make a good... cream dispensary.


d02dca  No.2325276

File: 7c733756c7b4611⋯.jpg (442.19 KB, 655x900, 131:180, 1539522448001.jpg)

>>2325268

You just as much!

>>2325270

What's wrong with having a boyfriend?


dae726  No.2325277

Also, creamfilling > cream on top


dae726  No.2325278

File: 14e2d32c9e4dd00⋯.png (117.9 KB, 490x237, 490:237, Truth2.png)

>>2325276

I mean, pic related and all.

But I don't actually agree with the pic.

>>2325274

THE PUREST


c93964  No.2325279

File: f1c7e4a7b1da353⋯.jpg (802.2 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, 1543804564764.jpg)

>>2325278

Sorry, but you ain't no vanilla.


dae726  No.2325280

File: 545d0a56bb95b20⋯.jpg (28.14 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Megunmin.jpg)

>>2325279

I...

My search history is not, but I still am.


6483c5  No.2325281

File: 55bf36e4bef37ef⋯.png (46.12 KB, 201x201, 1:1, 7.png)

Boy, you want to talk about fucked up search history?

You are so vanilla Ben & Jerrys wants to put you on a cone.


347576  No.2325282

File: 11a31072e0d7afe⋯.jpg (423.97 KB, 900x893, 900:893, hatsune miku00840.jpg)

I was tiny and adorable for a while but everyone was like "no it's time to be a big manly man" so I was like "fuck this" and I killed myself

Hell's full though so here I am


dae726  No.2325283

File: 166672158c40873⋯.png (20.4 KB, 112x112, 1:1, Think.png)

>>2325281

Ben & Jerry do cones? Do they even do "vanilla"?

I mean, I'm very vanilla compared to most. Just not to what I used to be.


94d279  No.2325284

File: 403cd12e84273f8⋯.webm (3.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, boxxy's thot sister 12840….webm)


347576  No.2325285

File: a119ec695d436ca⋯.jpg (487.56 KB, 650x583, 650:583, hatsune miku00162.jpg)

>>2325281

Show me your search history


6483c5  No.2325286

File: 17e67b14b45f2d2⋯.jpg (70.88 KB, 400x406, 200:203, tumblr_omivneHmJo1tp7hrro1….jpg)

Come talk to me about fucked up search history when you beat your meat off in a gas station bathroom on public wifi because you decided you wanted to blow your load to hyper inflation mpreg beastiality fisting Sonic OCs.


c93964  No.2325287

File: 2bbf4fea2a5926a⋯.jpg (515.18 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1544211695087.jpg)

>>2325280

And I really am a cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.

>>2325281

I don't want to now.

>>2325282

Well, glad to see life goes on.


6483c5  No.2325289

File: b49d4e3aacfc322⋯.png (183.15 KB, 540x402, 90:67, tumblr_nbezamaxqf1tp7hrro3….png)

>>2325285

It's actually just 20 days worth of K-pop and ladies underwear.

>>2325283

Do they?

I would do you.


dae726  No.2325290

File: 8cedf125b2ff5e5⋯.jpg (160.87 KB, 500x500, 1:1, THE SADDEST.jpg)

>>2325282

>everyone was like "no it's time to be a big manly man"

Aw, that sucks. No one here wanted me to be, I think.

I just didn't want to be tiny anymore. I did get laughed at for my height.

And now I'm just-about-average height... and it's boring as heck. Well, I'm 6'1, but I think 5'11 is average here.


6483c5  No.2325291

File: 34173be1485801a⋯.png (25.82 KB, 160x208, 10:13, 22.png)

>And I really am a cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.


347576  No.2325292

File: b2f318794ea171d⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 1141x1600, 1141:1600, hatsune miku01075.jpg)

>>2325287

>cute little girl with freckles that lathers up Squash's body on the nightly.

I though squash liked men? And dog men


dae726  No.2325293

File: f513c834a586d3c⋯.gif (103.84 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Kay-Smile.gif)

>>2325289

Thanks that's really uncomfortable.


c93964  No.2325294

File: 8478629a589be25⋯.jpg (408.48 KB, 2058x3099, 686:1033, 1544647220435.jpg)

Problem?

>>2325292

All the more reason as to why you are selling me bullshit.


d02dca  No.2325295

File: d18f8a95e3973f2⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 929x1300, 929:1300, 1541001234001.jpg)

>>2325278

you do but don't?

Is that what you tell a person too if they ask you if you wanna fool around?


6483c5  No.2325296

File: 3c31c9b83bd20ca⋯.png (61.9 KB, 157x234, 157:234, 24.png)

>>2325293

Molest me.

>>2325294

Essential oils?


dae726  No.2325297

File: b4ae8ec9803620b⋯.png (48.7 KB, 148x200, 37:50, Cirno (2).png)

>>2325287

My desires are really pure.

I want not for sex.

This, at the very least, is true.


94d279  No.2325298

File: 352ceed0e7cf8d0⋯.jpg (27.49 KB, 481x481, 1:1, sonic semen.jpg)


dae726  No.2325299

>>2325295

>you do but don't?

I like the phrase. I think it's cute. The picture too.

But I myself am not into guys.

>Is that what you tell a person too if they ask you if you wanna fool around?

.........Pretty much yeah.


dae726  No.2325300

File: 5e16d448a0c2b04⋯.mp4 (115.35 KB, 326x184, 163:92, Go to Jail.mp4)


c93964  No.2325301

File: c4c931e7ce43643⋯.jpg (56.73 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1530191206590.jpg)

>>2325296

Of course.

>>2325297

That doesn't stop you from having a little solo performance.


6483c5  No.2325302

File: 0f9a5b9f387937d⋯.jpg (13.9 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 13092243_1089824661089140_….jpg)


347576  No.2325303

File: f2ccd89a02a207d⋯.jpg (941.41 KB, 1200x1142, 600:571, hatsune miku01023.jpg)

>>2325290

Well you're taller than me so that's a plus

>>2325294

WTF am I selling you? I don't even know who you are or what you think I'm telling you?


6483c5  No.2325304

File: 50fa42d15311d89⋯.jpg (71.34 KB, 1072x714, 536:357, 09-bee-movie.w536.h357.2x.jpg)

>>2325300

I'm too good for you anyway.

>>2325301

You toy with me.


69aaca  No.2325305


6483c5  No.2325306

Yeah someone else make a thread.


c93964  No.2325307

File: 08aac3751226280⋯.jpg (292.71 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 1544200439497.jpg)

>>2325303

Sorry, I wasn't reading names. Thought you were Fortune replying again.

But yeah, yeah you right.

>>2325304

Only in the best of ways.


6483c5  No.2325308

File: 4210737d708fe06⋯.jpg (91.58 KB, 1060x600, 53:30, 1060x600-543a3cfe8fcbcbd83….jpg)

>>2325307

Sex toys.


69aaca  No.2325309

>>2325306

Already did. now post. Or you die.


dae726  No.2325311

File: a89d4ac8bf73331⋯.jpg (15.83 KB, 221x208, 17:16, MeIRL.jpg)

>>2325301

That's true.

But that's alright, innit?

>>2325304

Keep thinking that, that's fine by me.

>>2325303

Still wish I was taller though.

6'3 sounds nice.


6483c5  No.2325312

File: b3420af62f7258d⋯.png (180.74 KB, 471x356, 471:356, 10.png)

>>2325311

Are you oppressing me?


dae726  No.2325313

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347576  No.2325314

File: 646150a8a90c3fe⋯.jpg (135 KB, 746x600, 373:300, hatsune miku01120.jpg)

>>2325306

I'm trying but my internet is slow


377760  No.2325348

File: 4bf7d0b6de2d6eb⋯.png (1.01 MB, 555x656, 555:656, be640caf9c232812cda933cff8….png)

>>2325275

so then why do you have this opinion:

>>2325277

seems like you're on expert in skeetology

>>2325276

nooooo!


dae726  No.2325351

>>2325348

We moved to the next thread. I'll answer ya in the other one.




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