No.835145
Spoilers appreciation thread
No.835148
No.835149
>>835143
you mean kill you in your sleep or like just lean in close as you are sleeping and whisper sweet sorries? just a heads up when you think theres something in the shadows at night watching as you try to sleeep its actually a canadian thinking apologies at you
>>835145
what? like no i dont need appreciation no flustering the me
No.835150
>>835147
no its too late they're already in the mail.
No.835151
>>835142
Should join me in trying to fight it.
No.835152
No.835153
>>835150
>>835152
I have a desk full of scalpels but it doesn't mean I have to use them.
No.835154
>>835149
That would be a new one if someone was trying to kill me.
Yeah the sorry part, I mean I'm only ever pissed if someone wakes me up midst my planned sleep.
No.835155
>>835137 (isla)
cute hair ^ ^
No.835156
>>835153
waste of money, man
No.835157
>>835154
ill let the others know and try to keep your bed time apologizes to a minimum bae, just for you <3
No.835158
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>>835156
Not at all. They'll still be there when I give in.
No.835159
>>835157
Don't say those lurkers are real.
No.835160
>>835158
they'll be there for me too. i tend to like go up and down over a few weeks. i just wanna be ready cause i can tell im going down
No.835161
>>835159
i can neither confirm or deny it! secrecy is key!
No.835162
>>835160
Makes sense. I haven't even for a few months; I just can't bring myself to throw 'em out.
No.835163
spoiler me senpai
>>835142
Dont think its thata great of an image
and ok
No.835164
>>835163
well i know better than you. which is why im in charge of you in the first place
No.835165
>>835161
I'm already as paranoid as a person can get after seeing this one unit during night guard duty.
No.835166
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I'm seriously thinking of quiting my job
No.835167
>>835165
seeing this one unit? is this a spoopy story?
>>835166
why bro?
No.835168
tried to open a bottle without an opener or keys
ended up getting a small holy in my finger
am smert
>>835164
cant think of arguing with that
No.835169
Why do people give money to Erin?
No.835170
No.835172
>>835168
where are my pics
No.835174
>>835173
get to work. i want to see your message to me on your tits again too
No.835175
>>835167
During a few week camp we only got 2 sightings of them, both by me.
Fucking space ninjas.
Also one of their unofficial commands is to never kill with a dull knife.
No.835176
>>835174
it washed off from the water during the shoer
No.835180
>>835175
that actually sounds more scary then ghosts
No.835181
>>835179
just make it up to me
No.835183
>>835182
wet soapy boypussy
No.835188
File: 1456581926043.jpg (33.06 KB, 320x386, 160:193, tumblr_mhza9dUuB71rnxrj3o1….jpg)

I'm gonna soak in the bathtub while shitposting too.
No.835189
>>835180
There's a list of unofficial commands called "About ten commands of scouts"
1. Never confess
2. Never get compromised
3. Never steal more than you can carry
4. Never kill with a dull knife
5. Bullshit all you can
6. Hit under the belt
7. Stab them in the back
8. Don't dream
9. Don't think
10. Don't guess
11. Don't get caught
12. See everything
13. Hear everything
Spooky ass motherfuckers.
No.835190
>>835184
>too
WAR WAR AWRAWR
No.835193
>>835192
can you not do both
No.835195
>>835189
that is extremely scary why the hell do they have those rules
No.835199
>>835196
i'm gonna music while I soak and shitpost
No.835200
>>835195
No idea at all, but they practically live in the woods doing recon missions, and retreat at least 10km if compromised.
No.835203
>>835200
so if you see them they take off like scared deer? that is more comedic but i find it creepy given the other things
No.835204
>>835203
Yeah, I was taking a piss and then one of them pops up from midst of all the moss on top of a nearby hill and started running like hell.
It was comedic, but still one of those "what the actual fuck is going on." moments.
No.835207
No.835208
>>835204
>>835206
i bet those guys are trying to mess with everyone, aaaand its late so im gonna go to sleep laters bae
No.835209
>jpg
>invalid file format
pomf what
No.835210
>>835208
It's their job to remain undetected, and they do mess with everyone whilst doing their primary mission.
Sleep well Spoilers.
No.835212
>>835209
-pounces at you playfully, pretending to be a ninja rabbit-
No.835214
>>835213
-tries to hold you up with a foam toy sword, demanding all your carrots-
No.835215
>>835211
Getting that captain jack / major lazer vibe from their clothes.
No.835216
>>835214
I don't have carrots!
I don't like them v.v
No.835217
No.835219
>>835217
i like carrots but normally i have them with ranch dressing, kind of defeats the purpose a little, hah
No.835220
>>835217
-tosses an orange highlighter at you trying to pass it off as a carrot-
No.835221
>>835215
irl anime super heroes
No.835222
>>835219
-squeaks and chops at your leg with the foam sword, trying to steal your carrots for the rabbit village-
>>835220
-watches it with wide eyes and runs after it-
No.835224
>>835223
FUCK JERRY FALLWELL
TIL WE DIE
No.835226
tfw soaking in bathtub with coconut bubbles
No.835227
No.835229
>>835227
why do u gotta be a girl to enjoy a bubble bath?
No.835230
its suddenly really hot in my room
No.835231
>>835230
take a fucking bubble bath
No.835233
No.835234
No.835235
No.835237
>>835234
i can't get out of the grimes k-hole
No.835238
I still dont know what rifk means lel
No.835239
>>835238
it's a perversion of lol
No.835241
>>835239
I thought it would be something cooler than that.
I guess I shouldn't expect much from animu
No.835243
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No.835245
>>835241
it's proto's 1337 way of saying lol. i don't think anyone knows what it means tbh
No.835246
>>835244
i found myself feeling bad for the robot, and this was deeply troubling
No.835247
No.835248
rifk
rofl
rifk
the right hand is one key to the left
No.835250
No.835251
>>835245
Oh. That is more acceptable then.
No.835253
you should go back to africa
No.835254
No.835255
that burn was SAVAGE!!!!!
No.835256
ghostie should get back on my cock
No.835257
No.835258
STFU I am best at riding dick, just ask Cuck.
For the records; That isnt as lewd as it reads. He "claims" I ride dick so hard
JELLY AND ICE CREAM
No.835259
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator
No.835260
isn't scoot's mod now or something. it's hard to read erin lately
No.835262
I'm never on lewd or animus for that matter.
I have a life.
No.835263
No.835265
>>835261
she's my underage trap pet.
No.835266
Erin knows best for the community.
No.835267
Erin knows only drugs and self harm
No.835268
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No.835270
I'm hyped up for sakura-con mayne
No.835271
>>835249
I did it all for the nookie!
The nookie!
So you can take that cookie, and stick it up your....
No.835272
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No.835273
>>835264
Guro?
>>835265
Nice. But did you get the joke, because i was posting with me ghost avatar.
No.835274
is it weird that i'm hype for the oscars
No.835275
>>835266
PROTO1 EXPANSION OF THE BLOCKADE
>>835266
No.835276
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No.835277
>>835275
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! ENCIRCLE THE UNBELIEVERS
No.835278
>>835271
ew no
>>835272
what the fuck are you looking at
>>835273
oh i dont watch anime. i just run an anime image board
No.835279
>>835273
I guess nobody remembers Guro.
>>835274
Not really.
I have been around celebrities my whole life so I don't get the hype, but I can understand why someone might be.
No.835281
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>>835279
tfw
I was four different posters.
Nobody new tbh and it was hilarious.
>>835278
Floor
No.835282
>>835277
hUG ME OR LOCKY RIFK
No.835285
>>835279
it's just for the event of it. i'm going to get pissed about revenant beating out room. but it's like what they do
No.835286
No.835287
>>835276
Ah!
>>835278
Its actually vidya, but became anime later on.
>>835279
What do i know, i just drop by sometimes.
No.835288
Anime is fucking gay
>>835281
Guro was my favorite
And I always knew.
No.835289
>>835287
I posted circa 3 1/2 4 years ago
>>835288
Guro, Skittles, and like 2 other ones
Oh yeah Moniker
and uhh
cant remember the other name
No.835290
the more uncensored jap porn you watch, the more you realize that watching anime is fucked up
No.835291
No.835292
>>835281
instead of giving me lewd and lascivious remarks? best fix that
>>835283
never seen that movie
>>835287
i cant confirm or deny that. i only came here like half a year ago
No.835293
saya too
>>835292
tbh idk what to say right now, i just feel super tired and zoned out
No.835294
No.835295
No.835296
No.835297
>>835293
well now i have a project for you tomorrow.
i might also want that ghoul trip.
but go to bed
No.835298
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>>835292
You are dead to me.
No.835299
STOP TESTING YOUR FUCKING TRIPS HOLY SHIT YOU WILL NEVER BE A GIRL YOU HAVE A PENIS
No.835300
>>835289
I always said I hated Moniker, and remember the list I made? Yea I knew
http://pastebin.com/2q8hAsC3
No.835301
1.Moniker(ultimate newfag, AND general OF the newfag army)
me irl
No.835302
>>835301
Your newfag is showing.
No.835303
>>835289
Thats very long time to be honest. I only got into stuff like this august last year.
>>835292
Oh i see.
No.835304
Love you too, TP.
>>835302
:^(
>>835303
Thats good, it was a mistake for me.
No.835305
>>835298
im sorry marvel movies are so tiring for me. like i have little interest in them. aside from a few exceptions like deadpool and DC
>>835303
yeah my group was neighbors with them for a number of years so i decided to move
No.835306
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
who the fuck is cherub rock
thanks for making me rock out
probably my favourite pumpkins song
No.835307
No.835308
>>835307
It is fine, I can recover.
No.835309
i told you to go to sleep
No.835310
>>835304
How was it a mistake. You get to meet new people.
>>835305
That sounds pretty neat.
>>835306
I'm just a guy that posts on various boards. And good one actually. Did not think of that one myself.
No.835311
>>835310
it's a pretty good example of a nearly perfect song
No.835312
>>835297
You wan it?
Uhh 1 sec
and uhh
didnt see this sorry x.x
I think i will nap in a few minutes for like an hour or two
>>835310
because this is my life now
No.835314
damn now i want to listen to the rest of this album
damn you to hell board shifter
No.835315
>>835312
i suppose thats alright. you've certainly earned a little leeway with those nudes you provide on the daily
No.835316
but tp why do you get so buttmad at me?
>>835315
Okay, I think I will go once I finish grabbing a bunch of images of dogs to post
No.835317
>>835316
message me the trip
No.835318
Anyway i'm out for now. See ya probably another time.
No.835319
No.835320
>>835311
>]
wHERE MAH SCOOOT WENT?
RIFK [TPTP1 WAR GOD1 WAR GOD
SONG FOR TP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ
No.835322
No.835323
>>835274
Absolutely, you fucking woman.
No.835326
>>835316
>but tp why do you get so buttmad at me?
hmm?
No.835328
>>835318
later traveler
>>835320
lol thanks i'm glad i clicked this
>>835323
it's such a great background thing that you end up watching most of
No.835329
>>835326
My existence seems to upset you in some way
No.835330
>>835323
FUCK WITH THE BEST AND DIE LIKE THE REST
No.835332
No.835333
why is madonna so dope
>>835331
later traveler
No.835335
Imagining TP singing along to Grimes and Madonna songs
No.835336
>>835333
RIFK LOVE YOU
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-2RAWQ2GUE
No.835337
File: 1456587937169.jpg (436.61 KB, 1166x1000, 583:500, tumblr_nwjadomGrh1uob4eao1….jpg)

>get Pokemon Yellow on virtual console
>just wanna play that instead of dev
Well fuck...
No.835338
this video is pretty racist tho
No.835339
>>835337
Is that out
I wan it
No.835340
>>835334
Overdosed on cocaine and scotch. Took his motorcycle off a off ramp going in excess of 100 mph with his kilt and pipes.
No.835341
No.835342
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No.835343
>>835337
#WhiteGirlProblems
No.835344
>>835340
what a waste. he had a big cock and an even bigger heart.
they should put that on his gravestone
No.835345
>>835342
I uh... have no money...
>>835343
I guess? Seems more specific to creative people, though.
No.835346
File: 1456588151741.png (Spoiler Image, 540.22 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 67dcd6e3cabdb561dea3c0e929….png)

>>835340
Drinking on cocaine produces Cocaethylene, which is 18 times more likely to cause an OD or instant death.
Do drugs smartly, kids.
No.835348
>>835345
i thought you were talking about playing video games
No.835349
File: 1456588206976.jpg (147.21 KB, 469x810, 469:810, tumblr_o31oubbQL81v7ec5to1….jpg)

>>835345
Liar. You're filthy rich.
No.835350
>>835344
I think they are going to put something like "Here lies a faggot adulterer who was naught but a parasite."
>>835346
Too late.
No.835351
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>>835348
Wanting to play one is keeping me from continuing to make my own.
>>835349
I earn more than I let myself spend. I'm still a major poorfag.
No.835352
>>835350
I once drank hard liqour all night and did an 8-ball of un-cut cocaine.
I am still alive, somehow.
No.835353
>>835338
RAIDCHAN INFLICT PAIN.
COME TO THE SWAMP TO HOCKOWOCK SWAMP
REAL MOTHERFUCKING
CRO MAG GS
>>835347
DRUGS MONEY SEX
>>835345
No.835354
>>835351
as i said
#slacker
No.835355
>>835350
nah they only say good things. aint nobody gonna talk about my mental problems. maybe in a way to attract sympathy
No.835356
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I plan on doing DMT tonight at a house party...
My body is ready.
No.835357
>>835353
i forgot how awesome that song was. i couldn't fully appreciate it until now
madonna was the start of the mordern pop super ego i think
No.835358
>ui is on drugs
is it any day today
No.835359
>>835355
I don't know. His father said some unkind things when His grandfather passed.
No.835360
>>835359
pretty sure he doesnt have any kids to hate him.
fuck im gonna shit on my father's funeral i swear whenever it is i'll be there
No.835361
>>835358
wot?
I have always been on drugs.
I don't remember the last time I was sober more then a week
No.835362
>>835354
I can't help being a white girl on the inside. ;_;
No.835363
>>835357
lORD PROTO1
SLEEPY I LOVE YOU YOU
YO THIS IS JUST A WAITING ROOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PA6t4ryOjo
No.835364
>>835360
He has plenty of others for that
No.835365
>>835361
that's what i was implying with my snarky comment
>>835362
and you're british and irish. pretty emo genes there
No.835366
>>835364
he beats himself up up to much and should go get a prescription like his sexy friend suggested
No.835367
>>835353
rifk
fuck the police
No.835368
>>835363
yeah i should go back to sleep but i kinda want to get a 40
No.835369
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>>835365
Nooo, I'm Scots, English and Welsh.
No.835370
No.835372
>NOT BEING fULL eNGLISH
jEJ
No.835373
>>835369
there isn't really much of a difference. when i learned i was actually mostly welsh it blew my mind
No.835374
>>835371
I'm not in a bad mood, love.
No.835375
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>>835365
Drugs are fun, what can I say?
At least i'm not on opiates anymore like I was my sophmore year of high school - 90MG a day
No.835376
>>835368
RIFK RIFK RIFK
WAR GOD
NO DRINK WHAT YOU HAVE
YO CHEESESTCIKS ROCK A SONG WITH ME
No.835377
>>835375
and you're a junior in highschool now?
No.835378
>>835374
its still an achievement to me
No.835379
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>>835377
I'm 22, and out of college.
No.835380
>>835376
i have been. there's going to be a decision here soon
No.835381
No.835382
File: 1456589325124.jpg (Spoiler Image, 246.86 KB, 948x1920, 79:160, 1455836540057.jpg)

I think TP should drink more often.
No.835384
>>835378
Then it is one you've accomplished before as well.
No.835385
>>835382
i am debating getting a 40 but thread is kinda dead cause people sleep apparently
No.835386
>>835385
drink alone.
I do it.
No.835387
No.835388
>>835386
there are other ways?
No.835389
>>835387
i AM WITH YOU AND i FEEL LIKE i AM ALONE
BRB DRUGS
No.835390
>>835388
I plan on drinking a lot tonight at this party, but I also want to do real drugs, but no money
No.835391
No.835392
RIFK WAR GOD IS NEVER ALONE!
No.835393
No.835394
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>>835393
I should convince them to buy whip-its.
we have a whipped cream charger
No.835395
>>835394
i miss my days of whipit binging
No.835396
whipits are for pooftas like ui
No.835397
>>835396
they're fun though
No.835399
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No.835400
No.835401
OHGOD i NEED A SMOKE
WHERE MY SCCOT
No.835404
No.835405
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-internally screams even more-
No.835407
No.835408
>>835406
sometimes that is just life
No.835409
No.835410
>>835407
Hows it been dag?
No.835412
No.835414
>>835392
THERE IS A CRACK IN EVERYTHING
No.835415
No.835416
all my wiggers and all my hoes
No.835417
>>835415
His body crubled into dust
Then passed before my sight
Remaining only hat and ring by its side
A look of peace not seen before
Upon his face I saw light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-VM4UDq-E
No.835418
>>835414
thhaaats how the light gets in
>>835410
not bad, got out of hospital last week, was enjoying the pain meds but back at work now welp
No.835419
LIKE A G6 LIKE A G6
PROTO GOD OF WAR RIFK
No.835420
No.835421
>>835418
>got out of hospital last week
Is it wrong to just assume it was related to poor decision making?
No.835422
>>835421
nope, they cut a massive hole out my ass, ya dig.
No.835423
its so dry here even my dick is flaking i don't feel like masturbating
No.835424
>>835422
Wait. What?
What'd you even get stuck up there?
No.835425
>>835424
lel, it was some cyst shit shit was nasty, got infected and was in hospital for 2 weeks woopwoop
No.835426
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No.835429
>>835418
Work is life, mang. Gotta get that dosh^^
No.835432
>>835431
yesterday didnt go so well
I passed out like 9pm and been dying this whole day
booze never again
No.835433
No.835434
>>835432
I remember you having trouble trying to make a steam for me then giving me your email and disappearing. I ended up throwing up a lot this morning too
I still have half a bottle left
No.835435
>>835434
I dont even know.
I have 1/4 left. Maybe ill just stick with a beer.
No.835436
No.835437
>>835435
I'll join you if you do, I could use a pick me up. Were you really having trouble with all of that because it's complicated or because you were drunk ?
No.835438
>>835433
>>835436
Just link him if you're trying to beg for his attention.
No.835439
No.835440
>>835437
I was so drunk that I couldn't get anything to work
dont think Il drink anything tonight, nausea is real
No.835441
>>835440
I could tell ! I don't think I'm gonna have anything either but every time I say that I end up drunk before 10pm anyway :c
No.835442
>>835441
Become Ghostie and go to rehab. :^)
No.835445
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No.835446
AHYHHHHHH SPILT THE FUCKING BONG AGAIN CUNT MOTHERFUCKER
No.835447
No.835449
>>835447
i think it's probably the same abo bong i've used since we've ever talked
No.835450
>>835449
Fucking dank and all purpose and long life.
No.835451
>>835450
yuh trusty ole powerade duz it again
im bored scoots go rifk or someshit
No.835452
>>835451
I am about to get my beer on soon. Eh I dunno. I think people are currently away fapping or some shit.
No.835453
>>835452
true true, i'm pretty drunk but i had like a couple tabs a while ago and i feel pretty woosh so i guess i can drink more emu. i bought three cartons two days ago and i bought another today cause you caaaaan't stop the emu mang
No.835454
No.835455
>>835453
Why would you ever stop man
EMU
>>835454
Welma.
No.835456
>>835454
dohohohohoh
>>835455
can never stop till they go warm, but you just put them back in the fridge again and they all emu again
No.835457
No.835458
>>835456
Freezer is better, cools down faster
>>835457
Hi, how is going the day?
No.835459
>>835458
but then i just dags about and forget about them and they explode d00d
No.835460
>>835458
i havent gotten out of bed yetand im closing again tonight.
supwitchu
No.835461
>>835459
Then you put an alarm on your cpompooter or phone man, jeez. like. Beer!
>>835460
Nothing much, chilling. Wondering when to start drinking. I have stronk beet and a small alky bottle of vodka to get me stupid tonight.
Working closing? Like a night shift?
No.835462
>>835461
sounds fun
like til close/closing down the kitchen.
No.835464
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No.835465
No.835466
>>835462
Damn, that end soon?
And yeah its dead at the minute lol
No.835467
>>835466
I do it at least 4 nights a week.
No.835469
No.835470
No.835471
No.835472
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>>835470
[pile of gold intensifies]
No.835473
No.835474
>>835471
Atleast it isn't prostitution.
No.835475
>>835474
That was quite the leap.
No.835476
>>835474
i'll be yo pimp scootz we got dis gril
No.835477
>>835475
Well, just highlighting it could be alot worse hue. Atleast you have a warm enviroment kek
>>835476
Lol, Dag please, I am not quite meth needy yet. You keeping perth on lock down pimp daddy?
No.835478
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No.835479
No.835480
>>835478
lol Simba's face at the end.
No.835481
I worry about when I bend to a side and stuffs that something inside me will get ruined by a pointy bone popping it or
No.835483
No.835484
>>835483
DokiDoki
So whats the plan for now?
No.835485
>>835484
oh.
Nothing. Just waiting for my ride. I'm still in bed.
No.835486
>>835485
Still in bed kek, them weekend feels... urgh, them weekend feels when you work weekends... I hate normies who only do 9-5(Mon-Fri) jobs.
FUCKING FAGGOTS.
imma go get my beer, its time to begin.
No.835487
>>835477
course perth always on lockdown dagdown wop
No.835488
>>835486
I hate when people use the term "normies" like it's some sort of bad thing.
Enjoy your alcohol.
No.835489
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>>835487
Fuckin' strewth truth there fucking cunt.>>835488
No.835491
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>>835488
Bruh, its the struggle. Plus we are posting on the internet. That shit is just like... The language.
Everyone here has autism so anyone in steady stabeleness is obviously bad as they aren't us... and they are "normal".
ANYWAY I blame Saigon.
The bigger question really is will anyone ELSE enjoy my alcohol.
Wonder who to bug.
Decisions decisions.
No.835492
>>835490
sif you get a sauna lucky
No.835494
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>>835493
am sorry I accidentally read anus
No.835495
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Aren't saunas like, really, really really gay?
No.835496
>>835492
Well here is like 2 million saunas and 5 million people so Im not that "lucky". Your whole country is the sauna.
>>835493
They are truly great! I usually go once a week.
>>835495
I dont think so. It cant be gay if you go by yourself.
No.835497
Aren't anuses like really really reallly really gay?
No.835498
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>>835496
But in your case it must be super gay. Being a super homo and all.
No.835499
>>835496
its noooot the same, and 5 million people o:lot smaller then i thought
No.835500
>>835498
Bully
>>835499
Actually 5,4 but its the same thing
No.835501
>>835494
You'd love them
It sorta looks like a mini donut so you'd like it probably
>>835495
It feels great being in one
Its supposed to help open pores or whatever so I guess its kinda gay
>>835496
How often do you go?
No.835502
>>835497
Like a dick in the butt
>>835501
I am just thinking of it being basically a steaming sausage fest.
Would be nice to go to a sauna though, like you say the steaming feels good.
No.835503
>>835500
>Pokes your tummy
No.835504
>>835502
So not gay at all.
No.835505
>>835502
Why do you think Yoshi goes to the saunas anyways?
Nigga loves his sausages
No.835506
>>835504
I had a different reply typed out but It wasnt posting so I refreshed and jsut wrote that.
TBH it isn't gay at all. In fact I would motion there is no such thing as sexuality.. Everyone in sexually fluid. FACT.
No.835507
No.835508
>>835505
They like em steamy and sweaty. Ew. I suppose fugging in a sauna could be good. If you had the energy to do so... and the hydration.
No.835509
>>835507
Hey Elma!
How ya been?
No.835510
>>835501
Once a week like I said
maybe more often if its really cold outside
>>835503
So have you started drinking? brb
No.835511
Daily reminder to always share your happiness and do your best to make other people happy being mean and upset is a waste of time and energy !
No.835512
>>835510
I'll think about it during lunch. Have fun !
No.835514
>>835509
Doing alright, mang. Anything new with you?
No.835515
>>835510
Why so much anyways
Do you workout/go to the gym or something?
>>835511
Sometimes its easier to be mean than to be nice
No.835516
>>835515
If being mean makes you happy and it's easy all the more reason to be mean
No.835517
Sometimes "mean" is nice.
be mean, keep em keen
No.835518
>>835514
Been going through some shit almost feels like a mid life crisis lmao
I'll get over it though
Probably need to just relax or someshit
How's work been for you?
No.835519
>>835516
You just contradicted yourself
No.835520
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>>835501
aaaaa I do not have for habit of comparing hooman stuff to donuts
No.835521
>>835519
I did my best to include your bullying
No.835522
>>835518
Well that doesn't sound too fun x_x
It's okay. The last couple nights have sucked because it slowed way down at the end when I'm basically just waiting to like close that bitch down, you know? I can't wait for Monday. At least if that's my day off. I think schedules are starting to become consistent finally^^
No.835523
>>835518
2manygrillzgotucrazy mang
No.835524
>>835521
You can't just justify my bullying like that
Its not so easy
>>835520
Speak normally pls
No.835525
Soto's bullying(hazing) is a art.
No.835526
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>My friend insists on playing online videogames that make him rage while over
>getting real sick of his shouting.
Maybe I have to allahu ackbar my internet ;~;
No.835527
No.835528
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>>835515
Lol I dont go to the gym. I just like saunas
>>835505
No no
>>835526
That guy was me couple years ago
No.835529
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
No.835530
>>835528
Are you drinking ?
No.835531
;~; but... I dont like sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
No.835532
>>835528
Post a picture of yourself irl
No.835533
No.835534
>>835530
Yeah coffee.
>>835532
no no
No.835535
No.835536
Talk more about your midlife crises at age 22
No.835538
No.835539
Soto, have you bought a leather jacket, motorcycle and tried chatting up girls/traps whoa re old enough to be your daugher?
>If so, ya having a quarter life crisis
No.835540
>>835538
Just tired of the same job and same routine Ive been doing for 3 years already
Kind of want some kind of change now
I already feel like an old man just cause of the same routine, and getting drunk on my days off isnt enough anymore
I just want something new
#blog
No.835541
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No.835542
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No.835543
>>835539
>
>>835541
pls be respectful towards your elders
No.835544
>>835540
lol I see.
I get that after like 2 weeks which was the root of a lot of my past bad life decisions so unfortunately I have no advice on how to get over the hump.
I don't really do anything to vent and have fun either so I just stick with it *shrugs*
No.835545
No.835546
>>835540
The solution is hard drugs.
No.835547
No.835549
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>>835548
I can't flip that!
No.835550
>>835543
Doushio.
Hey man, I need to save up for this belated US tour, but fuck man I am being bombarded with materialistic desires.
>new tv
>new bed
>new fucking wardrobes
Why the fuck Am I "wanting" to buy these.
Saving is hard.
Being a grown up sucks.
(my first weekend/days off off in 15 days)
Why did we ever rush to grow up tho dude?
No.835552
>>835540
gettttin dat burnout soto you needa chillax dude
No.835553
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No.835555
>>835550
Please please please just save the receipts. I lost mine from my tv and I've been beating myself up over it because I wanted to return it since day 2 of ownership.
No.835556
>>835554
hey there fellow goober
No.835557
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>>835553
How do I do that?
omo omo omo?
No.835558
hi sabby
bye sabby xoxo
toodles, thread
No.835559
>>835554
>>835555
I always save my receipts.
I am wanting to be a fucking prick and get a mega 4k flatscreen smart tv or someshit.
I am just being a fucking capitalist cuckhold man.
No.835560
>>835558
have a good shift
No.835561
>>835542
how does that work?
>>835544
Yeah I usually vent by bullying people on here but it seems dead most of the time
I usually go on /lewd/ and bully on there for a bit
>>835546
Nah man, I hadf my fun with hard drugs already
If I get back into that I'm pretty sure they'll ruin me even more than I already am lmao
>>835550
Thats what Im saying man
Im just getting burntout
I need something new
>>835551
How was your day Nyarara?
>>835554
Whats up buttercup?
>>835552
Serious shit man
How have you done it dags?
Im 3 yrs in and cant take it you already got 7
No.835562
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No.835563
>>835561
how does what work
No.835564
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>>835562
Ah, I should of known.
No.835565
>>835558
Hi/bye, Elma dear. ♥
>>835556
Howdy! Having a nice Saturday so far?
>>835559
Scoot
Hi. :3
>>835561
Howdy, Mr. Soto. What're you up to today?
No.835566
>>835561
You need some time off and to travel somewhere for a while. Get grim involved and go to the rice fields and see manakakakakakakakakkakakaka.
No.835567
>>835565
'Sup cutey patootie,
How is the ticks going?
No.835568
the w in owo stands for "wo ow"
No.835569
>>835565
Trying to get my shit together
How about you?
>>835566
That shits expensive lol
>>835568
post more lewds of that chick
No.835571
>>835561
Oh, it's decent so far. Nice to see that you're not always a bully, mister bully man. I hope you have a nice day as well.
No.835572
>>835569
Not if you shop around and take doors over oceans
No.835573
No.835574
I have also been considering getting my own place.
But that shit a serious commitment.
Maybe I will win the lottery soon and it will all be fine,
No.835575
>>835569
itis important to disperse them across posts
I have not decided what the o in owo stands for since they are two different oos and is important to keep them apart with a w in the middle
No.835576
We should ALL go to the rice fields to hug Manaka. We could all show up at once and surprise him.
>>835567
I've almost gotten rid of them! The vet says I should be fine in a few days.
>>835569
For once, not that. Today's about relaxing for once. Are you alright though? Did something happen?
>>835570
Hi there. ♥
No.835578
>>835575
It o stands for "oh"
so its its "oh wow"
No.835579
I thought it was an emoticon
owo
No.835580
>>835576
YES! SURPRISE THE KANAKANA
That should have been tricks. Top marks for perplexing me a moment there. I clearly need another str0nk beer.
B-but... srsly tho bb grill, whats up?
No.835581
>>835571
Glad to see you're doing fine
You must've slept in if you just woke up a while ago
Also I'm not a bully, Im just tsundere
>>835574
Yeah that shit aint no joke
>>835576
How does a Sabs relax?
Just tired of the same old shit
Want some change
No.835582
No.835583
>>835581
It'd be fucking bills on bills and I would be dead in a year. But atleast I could alcoholism.
Urgh. Thats bad though.
I think we should all pool funds and do a Indochina tour.
No.835584
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No.835585
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>>835578
owo
ohwoh ohwoh
ohhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohh
ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh
No.835586
>scoots tried to ask how tricks was too
That's so weird. I didn't even see that post.
No.835587
>>835581
I did sleep in a bit, since I couldn't fall asleep until 3 in the morning. Woke up at about 11.
And tsundere? What reason do you have to be tsundere towards me?
No.835588
>>835561
money and i got nothing else goin on really, i mean i really don't know what else i've got for me me if i just quit lel
that and lots of drugs. tbh, i fuckin hate my life dude, ya gotta get through it somehow heh
No.835590
cut down 4 trees and had someone come by to take 3 of them to the dump
oh i hear them backing up in my driveway again for the last one
someone make a new threead
No.835591
>>835577
Tricks are at a standstill atm. I got the day off. It's sunny and cool and breezy and green and shiny and gorgeous and wonderful outside and I plan to go be a pat of that very soon. Did you have that meeting yet? *is nosy*
>>835580
I slept in today, and now I've got wanderlust!
>>835581
I lie in bed on my tummy and either go in and out of catnaps or read. Then I go outside and watch my kitty try to kill birds. Later, I'm going to have drinks at the marina with some friends. I'm so boring.
I feel you when it comes to desiring change. I hope we figure out how to make it happen for both our sakes. Feel like your stagnating?
>>835586
>>835589
Now kiss.
No.835595
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>>835591
Going outside is scary business. Respect.
I had two. One of them was yesterday, and they offered me a place in the course. The other is in three weeks time.
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No.835597
>>835592
exp = [('w', 'wo ow'), ('o', 'oh')]
s0 = 'owo>>> s = s0
for i in range(9):
... print(s)
... print()
... for e in exp: s=re.sub(e[0], e[1], s)
owo
ohwoh ohwoh
ohhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohh
ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh
ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh
ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh
ohhhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhhh ohhhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhhh
ohhhhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhhh ohhhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhhh ohhhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhh ohhhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhh ohhhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhh ohhhwoh ohwohh ohhwoh ohwohhhhhhh
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No.835598
>>835593
I just want to be out of the house. In fact, I'm going to take a shower real quick before some people get here. I'm in hardcore smelly hobo mode today, Dooter.
What do you have going on?♥
>>835595
>they offered me a place in the course
Congratulations! Be that was a confidence booster, huh?
No.835599
HEY LOCO WHAT IS YOUR SITUATION TONIGHT?
can you be compliant?
No.835600
>>835598
Well. I am planning on doing something amusing, threadwise. Apart from that I am just going to drink to oblivion because its my weekend off.
So I havent much really going on.
>waiting for a friend to leave so I can bathe too and get into maximum alcohol mode.
And visitors?
>my collector's edition evangelion rebuild 3.33 blu-ray came
SO I might stick that on as I get catatonic.
No.835601
>>835587
Cause being tsundere is always fun
They always have you on your toes
>>835588
I know how you feel man
Im pretty much on the same boat
>>835591
That honestly sounds like a really good time
Yeah just tired of the same old routine
Im 23 and feel like Im gonna be working for the rest of my life and barely have been there for like 3 years and kinda dont want to be there anymorer
No.835602
File: 1456609462500.jpg (57.47 KB, 437x339, 437:339, 2016-02-12 23_12_07-The Le….jpg)

>>835598
Seeing that I was technically years ahead of everyone in the course in terms of drawing was a confidence booster. Getting the place hasn't relieved any anxiety though. I can't seem to relax.
/arrogant bitching
No.835603
>>835597
We went way too deep into the owo.
No.835605
>>835604
Maybe blushing and feeling "uguuu" will aid your anxiety. I think you should write "Hi sabby" on an appendage of yours(one of your choosing) and share it.
Maybe?
No.835606
>>835603
do you want to reconsider your o into oh
import re
exp = [
('w', 'wo ow'),
('o', 'oo')
]
s0 = 'owo'
s = s0
for i in range(8):
print(s)
print()
for e in exp:
s=re.sub(e[0],e[1], s)
No.835608
File: 1456609814711.jpg (140.57 KB, 1280x1078, 640:539, nwgaem8zYD1ql0jeyo9_1280.jpg)

>>835606
No i'm pretty sure that my o goes into oh.
No.835609
>>835593
I just want to be out of the house. In fact, I'm going to take a shower real quick before some people get here. I'm in hardcore smelly hobo mode today, Dooter.
What do you have going on?♥
>>835595
>they offered me a place in the course
Congratulations! Be that was a confidence booster, huh?
No.835610
the fuck is ui talkin shit on me for
>knows only drugs and self harm
you are a dealer m8
have you ever fucked maya?
No.835613
>>835610
Shit happens dude
No.835614
>>835612
Good loco ^.^ great moves, proud of you.
No.835615
File: 1456610252281.webm (Spoiler Image, 880.85 KB, 320x240, 4:3, you dumb fucker 212892.webm)

No.835616
>indulging in ancient memes
No.835617
No.835618
get the knife out now and let's get some action.
No.835619
CHAT SHIT GET HIT.
remember that erin.
No.835620
No.835621
File: 1456610818007.png (470.76 KB, 811x600, 811:600, f916add6abdffef6ff87f740f4….png)

>>835594
Still feeling sick and im tired
No.835623
8chins really doesn't want me to post. Maybe it's a sign.
>>835600
Drink in the tub! Go full Arthur. Why not?
Scoot, please kill me. My friends want to do girly shit like mani-pedis and shopping for some girl's bridal shower who I don't even know. Kill me right in the face.
>>835615
He found out McDonald's was going to start using real beef again.
>>835612
Now have a tattoo artist trace over it!
No.835624
>>835622
Oh, can we bully robutts?
No.835625
No.835626
File: 1456610951198.jpg (57.47 KB, 437x339, 437:339, 2016-02-12 23_12_07-The Le….jpg)

>>835623
It's pretty late. Maybe tomorrow.
No.835627
>>835624
I think it's encouraged.
No.835628
>>835626
Would you ever get at tat, Mr. Loco? I don't think I could it.
>>835627
Poor Baby II: The Squeakquel
No.835629
>>835623
FUCK THEM! Lets go do manly things like drink scotch and watch sports at a sports bar and make loco do embarassing things.
No.835630
>>835621
It's a good thing you're not drinking then
No.835631
Now I suddenyl need to consider my ink again. I was considerign a tear of an album cover. I dunno. I wanna get some ink tho. I feel really plain.
No.835632
>>835628
Any time I think about it I realise tattoos and facial birthmark would be a bit overkill.
No.835633
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>This whole trend of action movies where they do a drift skid and shoot the "bad guys" car needs to fucking stop.
No.835634
i have something like 19 tattoos.
if you value your friends and your memories more than your professional appearance, they are a good thing, and i think that is a good way to be.
you are a living, feeling human, not a cog in a polished machine.
No.835635
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I just dont wanna wake up in1, 2, 8 years and look in the mirror and say
>
No.835636
No.835637
>>835629
I'll bring the cigars!
>>835631
>>835634
I'm the only one of my friends without a tattoo. I'm not against them in any way, I just can't think of anything I want on me forever.
>>835632
It's like you've got a natural tattoo. ♥
No.835638
>>835637
>can't think of anything I want on me forever.
Me either. Its the most frustrating part. Maybe I just get a vintage plane girl on my arm. Lol.
And the cigars will be a sweet touch.
OH MY GOD
I have just realized... You are Robin!!!!
No.835639
>>835637
I like it. I get to make Mark of Cain/antichrist jokes.
No.835640
update
cut down 3 more trees and had to go in two of my neighbors backyards to cleanup some limbs and leaves
No.835641
>>835623
There was a cat outside in the snow for a couple weeks. I gave it to my neighbor. She said she already has a name for it: Sabrina.
No.835642
>>835638
Which one?
>>835639
Has anyone ever kissed it? I think it'd be really cute if you had a sweetie and they did dat.
No.835644
Oh god, maybe a full arm, terminator style tear sleeve.
No.835645
>>835642
I was referring to HIMYM.
>sans the Canada part.
Or what plane girl?
No.835646
File: 1456612168837.png (1.66 MB, 1000x1114, 500:557, tumblr_nul9nlAyA21qedou1o1….png)

>>835642
>people
>kissing me
pls
No. That's never happened. I've kissed like once.
I have issues with closeness. You wouldn't have guessed from how I act I'm sure.
No.835647
Loco likes to be used like a tool or machine.
No.835648
>>835640
Are you wearing a sexy lumberjack shirt?
>>835641
Aww, poor thing. I'm glad you guys took her in. That was really sweet. Is she doing ok?
>>835645
Oooooh. Never watched that, I'm afraid. But I Googled and saw that it's Cobie Smulders and I'll take that as a huge compliment 'cause she's a cutie.
>>835646
I hope I wasn't out of line there. You're a cute person though, so I hope someone gets close some day.
No.835649
>>835647
Don't we all, sometimes?.
No.835650
btw people on my street act like they've never seen a chainsaw before
kinda made me want to just get out a saw and do it that way but things to do all day
>>835648
no but i probably should be
i could be if you want
No.835651
>>835648
>>835649
Well, you know you are a cutie. bUT ROBIN'S CHARACTER IS THAT OF A "MANLY" GIRL, WHO LOVES SHOOTING, HUNTING, DRINKING SCOTCH AND SMOKING CIGARS.
ooops caps. sorry.
But yeah she is a manly girl and its hot. And... you almost seem like you are from the same mould...
so streap-on suit up bb grill xD
And yea, we all like to be used for the fucker we are at times.
Isnt that why they made handcuffs >.<
No.835652
File: 1456612667886.png (197.58 KB, 1080x674, 540:337, tumblr_o1w289lMyI1qmslsno1….png)

>>835648
I think the biggest trouble is not knowing where to find damaged qts outside of internet forums.
Maybe there's an app.
No.835655
File: 1456612802154.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.91 KB, 507x412, 507:412, kill_dog_if_don't_post_coc….jpg)

>>835648
Yeah, i gave her food. she was a sweet little kitty. I liked it actually. She don't get freaked out and panic like other cats and she's really nice.
No.835656
Also, am I the only one who finds Janice from Friends quite qt
No.835657
She would be cute if it were that hair was still legal
No.835658
>>835650
I'm just going to pretend you are and that I'm on my front porch watching you knock over trees. I hope this is acceptable.
>>835651
I've kind of been in tomboy mode the past couple of months. Maybe I should get my hair cropped close and go full andro.
>>835652
>Maybe there's an app.
Let's design one! We'll make bank and get matching tats of our first billion dollar checks.
>>835655
You're a hero. :3
Thanks for saving that kitty.
No.835660
>>835658
She kept coming around me and being nice to me and didn't run away so that's how i could do it.
No.835661
>>835658
I think I'd rather get drunk and jerk off. Programming is effort and so are people.
No.835662
>>835658
bahaha im okay with this
No.835663
>>835657
But I mean come on.
"Oh... my... gawd..."
I'd pound.
>>835658
Are you serious... Because... I dont know if you are aware... But andro is my pet-love.
just do what you want lol
I think you'd suit it.
No.835664
>if it were that hair was still legal
What
No.835665
No.835666
Did Squash quit forever again
No.835667
File: 1456613332346.png (236.28 KB, 540x763, 540:763, tumblr_o1j33vNoPX1rpwbfzo1….png)

>>835663
I'm pretty sure I bleached most of Friends out of my brain Scoots so I can't call that mental clip to mind. I'm sorry.
No.835668
>Sabrina with a short cut, in a suit+tie and shoes.
Rawr!
>>835667
This makes me sad. SUper sad. The one where Scoot is sad...
No.835670
loco is too stupid to make webms
No.835671
can your browser not play mp4
No.835672
File: 1456613755044.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.56 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Day out on the water.webm)

No.835673
why can't i sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
No.835674
File: 1456613817340.jpg (368.12 KB, 900x779, 900:779, af05ab7bbc69ba00a1ba4338a2….jpg)

mp4 and webm are container formats for various encodings so there are browsers who can not play even certain webm formats like vp9
No.835675
it can but .mp4 is a waste of filespace
these videos could be under a MB
No.835676
No.835677
>>835675
>it can but .mp4 is a waste of filespace
so is vp8 webms
No.835678
No.835679
oh no
I'm sorry for using everyone's bandwidth. I apologise profusely and will encode my videos thoroughly henceforth. no more wasting.
No.835680
and mp4 is not really a video format
you have to specify something like h265 or h264 or mpeg or whatever
No.835682
>>835680
thanks doctor science!
No.835683
>>835681
STOP POSTING GIFS YOU'RE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT AGH
256 COLOUR THUMBNAIL PICTURES ONLY PLEASE IF YOU HAVE TO
WE CAN BRING IT DOWN TO THE KILOBYTES GUYS
No.835686
they should make a line of women's compression briefs called webms
No.835687
you should really just kill yourself
it'd save a lot of my bandwith
No.835688
No.835690
>>835686
woulod you wear them?
No.835691
File: 1456614298440.jpg (106.96 KB, 390x439, 390:439, 2016-01-21 21_53_38-Photos.jpg)

oh no a Sci pedophile on the internet told me to kill myself
I guess that's it guys. Wrap it up. I'm done.
No.835692
No.835693
>>835691
sci is a pedophile?
No.835695
No.835696
File: 1456614389749.png (Spoiler Image, 222.08 KB, 580x340, 29:17, As if you opened this afte….png)

>>835691
Do i need to write a eulogy?
No.835697
>>835695
is this an inside joke i'm missing
i'm slow
No.835698
>>835693
Sci is a filter.
I think furry gets filtered into Sci. I don't know, filers don't hit me.
No.835699
david is a Sci.
And being so is a rapist, deviant and degenerate.
A criminal of societal norms and thought.
He should be flamed.
No.835700
File: 1456614473510.jpg (106.24 KB, 750x514, 375:257, 12716597_513515312159677_1….jpg)

>>835696
Yes. mention my being hung.
>>835697
>>835698
No.835701
oh
i'm retarded sorry
is grim still filtered
grim
Sci
No.835702
No.835703
>>835694
my dad yelled at me and called me stupid and said I'll never be a good scientist
No.835704
>>835701
Did Grim and Chii make up?
No.835705
>>835700
I'll make sure to tell everyone of our relations
No.835707
>>835704
i don't really follow drama, sorry.
i'm assuming they at least talked since the filter is gone
No.835708
>>835705
Don't tell them i cried. or about the poo.
No.835709
>>835704
Nah. That'd kill the hatefuck.
No.835711
I am sure grim and chii are thick as thieves.
>Arabian nights reference
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Play me off!
No.835712
>>835710
this is literally the most unsettling thing I have seen in weeks
No.835713
>>835711
wheres the dirty arabian
No.835714
>>835713
He is probably taking a break from this "shambolic theatrics". Because he is so above that
No.835716
>>835715
this post makes me want to quit 8chan and go home.
No.835717
>>835715
honestly the scutum is a better weapon than a gladius
you can really fuck someone up with the little battering ram built into it
i gotta go roll dice and drink and get high and not cry a bunch
No.835718
>>835714
why is miley so fucking gross
No.835719
>>835718
because you are a fucking prude. I would dick her.
No.835720
>>835660
Adorable. And nice name!
>>835663
I was trying to find a cute andro photo of Kirsten Stewart I found once, but I can't find the specific one I'm looking for.
No.835721
>>835690
lol no, i am not lumpy
No.835722
i would dick miley too tbh
i'd probably never talk to her again afterwards but she could get it
No.835723
>>835720
Camp David is a good stop point.
BUT. PLease do it. Please please please please please. I will enter a blood oath with you.
>>835721
>adventure time voice in muh noggin
No.835724
No.835725
>>835716
You won't be missed.
>>835717
A shield is a good weapon, sure, but it will never be as good as an actual weapon.
Don't cry too much.
No.835726
I'd like to thank Bernie Sanders for having his Austin rally at the speedway just outside of town so traffic all over the city wasn't more of a nightmare than usual and my friends could get here safely.
>>835723
I know there are tons of them out there, but I saw one in particular a couple of years ago in which she looks especially boyish but was wearing a really cute girl outfit. It lead to some alone time that was highly satisfying. I have to go for now, but if I find it I'll show you.
Love you, dear. Have a nice night!
No.835727
>>835719
i mean i would too, but she's still gross and i wouldn't want them std's but i mean shh scoot you're the prude
No.835728
No.835729
>>835725
BULLSHIT.
I am everyone's everything here.
Stop being so tsun
>>835726
Loves♥
Y'all have a good night now. I will be expecting :)
No.835730
No.835731
>>835727
I want to be dead by 40, so I will take all her std's
No.835732
tbh, best combo would be spear and hoplon. but for the sake of swords. Scimitars are the boss.
No.835733
>>835731
why not 35! (aren't you like, near 30 d00d)
No.835734
In draw cuts, sure. A scimitar is like a block of wood in comparison to a gladius in terms of thrusts though.
>>835729
You don't have an over-inflated sense of self at all, huh?
No.835735
>>835733
Bruh whats your beef? Is it because I wont toat your eWiener?
>>835734
Not in the slightest.
Just an overactive god complex... cock it and pull it...
No.835736
>>835735
you just need to stroke it, i beg you
No.835737
>>835735
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
No.835738
>>835736
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO,
>>835737
And your just a line in a song.
No.835740
>>835738
Yeah well at least I have a boner.
No.835741
No.835742
>>835740
>A little less sixteen candles a little more touch MANDY
No.835743
No.835745