No.835744
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
We haven't had a scoot thread in so long Edition
No.835746
>>835744
fucking dags is top boong edition
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No.835748
someone hire me to do their yardwork so i can feel like im doin shit
No.835750
No.835751
when my dad was in mexico he met some guy who wanted to hire him and my dad told him he'd need $220 an hour and the guy was like "whoa i cant hire you. i dont even pay the guys here that much in a month."
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No.835753
>>835751
wow dad sounds rich for 220 an hour what he do?
No.835754
>>835752
all around contractor
you got mone i can do iit
>>835753
yis
contractor for like anything really
No.835755
SACK SACK SACK SACK ASACK TOUCHDOWN
>>835754
Damn.
No.835759
This is a shit show
it's a disaster
but it's everything I ever wanted and you know I wouldn't change a thing
No.835760
>>835758
W-W-W-W-WOAH THERE!
SCOOT YOU'RE THE OP BUT WHERE ARE ALL THR POSTERS??
No.835762
>>835759
Snakes in the grass beneath our feet
rain in the clouds above
some moments last forever
but some flare out
with love love love
No.835763
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>>835756
hey honeybun how are you doing
no homo
onnly a little homo
>>835753
hey mr Dag how does the day find you my frieno
No.835764
>>835762
you should call an excterminator mandy
you can never trust a SNAKE IN THE GRASS
DON'T BRING ME DOWN
No.835765
>>835761
well it's true...you don't agree?
No.835766
>daysndayz
you might like spoonboy
No.835767
>>835763
hey bardo,
it's morning now, night was pretty good sleepy but can't fall asleep );
No.835768
>>835766
i need this in my life gimme da link
No.835769
Loco.
Stroke my ego,
>>835760
No.835770
>>835767
That's the worst feeling
fuck
What time did ya fall asleep? how long have ya been up? You might need a smoke before you try to lay down ya feel me?
No.835774
>>835769
very long
very skinny yui
i like your new look darling
love it
No.835775
>>835769
*slips his hand down your trousers and automatically strokes your dick
average saturday evening
No.835777
>>835771
Anything like this studio work or is this spoonboy fellllow a live guy?
>>835772
why you gotta hold out on me like this
No.835778
>>835774
>>835775
<. < av-average.... good loco....
No.835779
>when loco gives you a handy
No.835780
>>835776
of course I'm here
where else would I be?
and what about you what is your day
No.835782
>>835778
scootooloo jeez
you stole my avatar and then this?
>
No.835783
>>835782
i AM THE BETRAYER.
No.835784
>>835781
I want to hear you sing while a Caliope is played
or maybe a harmonica with some loveley guitar
How did your day play out so far Mandy?
No.835785
>>835777
it's DIY punk. you aren't supposed to care about quality.
but yeah I think he has a few studio albums.
UH AJJ the early stuff is like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHjJqdEHzg
jeff rosenstock cindering on from Bomb The Music Industry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InCYJiM3Zz0
ghost mice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPyAEBe1x4I
rosa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPhizrPVw8
And of course all pat the bunny's stuff. that's like wingnut dishwashers union and johnny hobo and maybe two solo albums?
i was pretty into this stuff. i'm not sure if you like it but it's the same vein as daysndayz
No.835786
>>835783
lucky I haven't much innocence left or you would also be a thief
No.835787
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basically plan it x is your label
Check out their comps. good stuff. RIP.
No.835788
loco. Lets listen to punk as you stroke m.
>>835786
I am THE thief
No.835789
>>835788
it's hard to listen to punk when you're choking on spunk tho
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No.835791
>>835789
You are capable... I am sure you can adjust...
No.835792
>>835784
My guitar game sucks. I can play a real basic version of danny boy, and I used to be able to play Stairway. But that is about it.
Not too bad. Work kind of sucked, but I am going to drink some beer and smoke a stogie. Go in early tomorrow and go out shooting with my dad and brother.
How about you, love?
No.835793
>>835780
My day is full of tired.
No.835794
>>835785
it doesn't have to be good quality j=just
just alnums .////.
Ill que these up and give a listen thank you loco i appreciate it alot. newer genre from me I'm making the trip over from uh
idk like hip hop or something
i've enjoyed the johnny hobo I heard and some ramshackle glory
havent heard any of W.D.U yet and when I last heard pat the bunny i couldn't feel it but that was a ways back
Thanks loco you are the best
I will be looking like more for this for a while and if you ever feel like tossing something my way id enjoy that
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>>835791
what I'm saying is it's hard to rock when you're taking cock
No.835796
>>835795
True, but its just background noise... I'd sonic youth as I plough your pussy girl.
No.835797
>>835794
yeah i think i'll redownload the planitx comps and go through them
hook myself up to the matrix
link if i find any good stuff. but seriously check out BTMI!! and jeff. they're good in a completely above genre way.
No.835798
>>835792
What kind of guitar did you play?
That sounds like a fun night. A stogie? you are into cigars? aaah do you like how they taste?
Also i bet it'd be way funnner to shoot with other folks than ust yourself right :p
I have been doing alright
took a trip to the music shop but they didn't have my strings in yet
ended up with a tuner and some fingerpicks
hated the fingerpicks
>>835793
that's not so good ban
Your bed should be full of tired
not your day
any time to takea nap?
>>835795
gotta agree
you can get on your jam when you're about to get slammed
No.835799
tbh loco, when we slam i would prefer jazz.
No.835800
>>835799
what i'm saying is
i can't drink jizz while listening to jazz
No.835801
>>835798
Just your basic 6-string. My dad's old guitar.
I prefer pipe tobacco honestly, but CAO makes really good cigars that are similar to their pipe tobacco. This one is called Kama Sutra Burst or something.
You got them but you hated them?? Take them back!
No.835802
>>835800
Fine. No music... Just get on with it. urgh. Good loco.
No.835803
>>835798
I don't wanna spend my day sleeping though.
No.835806
>>835801
ah they onlly cost like 5 dollars for 2 hands worth
I just gave them to my friends
I am most excited for him to get in stock my strings. I only play with Elixirs, beautiful sounding coated strings
I'm stuck playing with uncomfortable shitty d'ADDARIOs
I used to use them but without the coating idts just
doesnt stay as fresh for as long
doesnt sound as good
and doesnt feel as comfortable to play
also tobacco is soooo gross andy! what got you into that? :p
>>835803
That is a pain I can related to
I hope when you do finally crash out you have a fantastic day mr ban
Any fun plans till then or just gonna laze around :p
No.835807
Loco x Amy x Scoot threesome when?
No.835808
>>835807
Din't do it
Threesomes and love triangles never work
No.835809
>>835806
I always just played on old shitty strings. I never tuned it or anything. I don't think I've honestly ever heard a guitar in person that was tuned and sounding good.
My brothers. I don't smoke often, and I would never smoke a cigarette, but a pipe or a cigar here and there isn't bad.
No.835810
>>835808
This is 46 years in the making.
No.835811
>>835807
threesomes are awkward
You always end up getting into arguments about where the dick goes
No.835812
>>835806
I already spent my energy for today so I'm gonna just be lazy for the rest of tonight.
No.835813
>>835809
I don't want to assume
but that is probably why you gave up or don't play myuch noiwadays hmm?
I wish I could let you play some of my instruments I am a real stickler for fresh strings and as closest to perfect tuning as I can get
it's the most important thing of playing!
That is better than cigarettes for sure :]
I don't think I can critisize it much
Fan of the taste?
does it relax you?
No.835814
>>835811
Amy dicks you... I dick amy... you rub off... eveyones happy...
Otherwise, you are coming to the quays in newcastle soon after "seeing" amy for a socot session.
No.835815
>>835812
Gonna be lazy until you go get the rest of the energy sucked out of you then eh?
you can't see it but I am giggling like a schoolgrill
here is my reacttion
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No.835818
>>835813
Honestly, I couldn't get my hands to cooperate to play the chords right.
Ironically, I went to bagpipes, which is just as bad in terms of having to move your fingers quickly too so, meh.
Depends on the cigar. I like nice aromatic tobaccos, like cavendishes or such. Something that actually smells good, ya know?
It mostly deprives you of oxygen and makes you light headed, but sometimes I like killing the brain.
No.835819
>>835817
Preferrably. I am sure me and Amy decided who got "which end"
No.835820
>>835816
nothing wrong with some wrinkles and footlong folds getting sweaty
I don't judge
old people need sex too i think
>>835818
That's a pain I know way too well damn man
Had so much trouble with chords at the start I wanted to give up
if my brother hadn't been learning with me I definately would have
Ever had Raspberry creme good times?
I don't ever smoke the tobacco
but the wrap is soooooo delicious
No.835821
>>835819
switch and finish. switch. finish. both one end. then the other. phone a friend. start mixing it up. fight for supremacy. idm.
No.835823
>>835821
ooh I'm sorry
you've already used your phone a friend
you can still ask the audience if you'd like
No.835824
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>>835820
BRUCIE SPRINGSTEEN?
>>835821
That... I can dig that... maybe we'd just both cum all over you...
No.835825
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
work is all over and i just want to have good time
No.835826
>>835823
now that is kinky
No.835827
>that cover is 10 years old
No.835828
>>835824
I can see her lying back in her satin dress
in a room where you do what you don't confess
No.835830
>>835820
It was weird, my brother learned it after he learned viola, I didn't try it. But after he quit, I tried. And then I quit. He was actually pretty decent.
No, but judging on the price, they would be a lot like a swisher sweet. Really sweet taste, but just smells like a cigarette.
No.835832
>>835826
you know me
Kinky mc Bard
No.835834
>>835830
haha
that would make sense
the sweets are sooo tasty too:p
Never quit mandy! or at least never quit the instrument you choose to pick up
at this point dont ever give up on your bagpippens pls
how long have you spent learning them?
>>835831
mfw when face when my
No.835835
>>835828
>>835829
maybe you open your mouth and we simultaenously cum in that pretty mouth... i dunno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e9NSMY8QiQ
No.835837
>>835834
That is what my uncle smoked. I don't like them at all.
I won't. I would love to actually go down to the center and get lessons, but I just never have the time.
About 4 years or something like that. Not very often, mind you. But I can play at a funeral if needed. Which I have, sadly. 3 times.
No.835839
I just fucking noticed the music this guy uses is the On Cinema At The Cinema music
It's like fucking poetry
>>835835
Scoots stop
My erection
No.835840
>>835837
man see
that shit gets to me
I apologize Mandy that sounds too somber
I'm really sorry
No.835842
>>835839
>implying me and amy arent jerking that erection off to climax bb
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>>835842
>forcibly jerked off
fuck
No.835844
>>835840
No, love, it's alright. I have gotten used to it. I know my uncle would have loved to see me there if he could.
No.835845
>>835841
I went a little far with it and now I'm embarassed
No.835846
>>835843
d'awwww cumming allover yourself...
No.835847
every funeral i've ever been to has had a bagpipe guy
i feel like bagpipes are louder than most of the guns i've fired
No.835848
>>835844
What did you play?
No.835849
>>835847
Is your family even fucking Scottish?
No.835850
>>835845
You've gone to far to turn back now.
No.835851
>>835847
i bet i could make you reconsider that thought
should drop by sometime
No.835852
>>835850
personally I think it's adorable
No.835853
>>835847
It certainly seems like it sometimes.
>>835848
Amazing Grace, naturally. I played somber and slower songs walking out there. Danny Boy or Scots Wa Hae. Then on the walk back after, happier songs, like a Scotland the Brave set, or Itchy Fingers.
No.835854
>>835852
You can't just go calling yourself adorable though.
You gotta let someone else do it.
No.835856
>>835849
extended family are
i guess it's just become tradition even for the irish side of my family
>>835851
i've fired .357 and 7.62x54r without earplugs and that aids'd my ears less than sitting directly next to the bagpipes at a funeral
>>835853
Do you wear earplugs when you play? Also can you play Cock O' The North? :o
No.835857
>>835856
wtf
imo .357 isn't all that loud as people make it out to be
No.835858
>>835853
If one of my family Dies I plan to play Landslide, and a piece called Dandelion by a jAPANESE Guitarist named Misake Kishibe
>>835854
no I think it's cute
No.835860
>>835858
We're talking about your laughing right?
No.835861
I recorded a video but I look way too flabby so it's deleted
No.835862
>>835856
I like when I can answer multiple questions with a single answer.
No. But the tune doesn't sound too incredibly hard, honestly. But I have other tunes to learn first.
>>835858
I love Landslide....
I'll have to listen to Dandelion though.
And when I die, I don't care what is played, as long as it is quickly paced and full of life. I demand beer all around, and bagpipes and kilts!
No.835863
>>835861
gonna record me something cutie?
please baby, i needs
No.835864
>>835863
i just did but it's bad scoots
it's real bad
watch that other one with the mirror
No.835865
>>835860
no I can't tell you it will ruin my fun
I am having a giggle at your expense
but it's not a bad thing
kinda blushy
No.835866
I could have been someone and so could anyone
I took my dreams from you when I first met you
I kept them with me, babe, and put them with my own
I can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around you.
No.835867
>>835864
Pics. And I use that vid.
No.835868
>>835862
i want you to let me know when you're gonna pass and where your funeral will be because i want to pay my respects
No.835870
>>835868
I can promise you that when I go, it will be on my own terms. But I won't be able to tell you about it before hand.
No.835871
>>835865
I refuse to go back and read the other posts!
No.835872
Tennessee doesn't care, but I do loco, baby.
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>>835870
Please don't be self conscious
I promise i won't make fun of you
No.835875
>>835871
it's symbolic and it makes me happy and you should be too
No.835876
>>835874
Because you know I'd be giving you all baby. Hope youu like mattress.
No.835877
>>835873
How would you even introduce yourself? "Hey, I was a friend off the internet that never met him"
Sorry, that was rude. But you know what I mean, it would probably be awkward.
But I digress, I don't mean that. If I die, it is going to be in a situation where I had to make a choice then and there, and I have no time to say my good byes.
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>>835875
I'm happy then I guess.
No.835879
>>835877
it's okay Mandy you aren't rude
I don't think you could unintentionally offend me
That's understandable And I wouldn't mean to intrude on your family :p
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>>835879
Don't say that, I might start having to try just to push the limits.
You wouldn't intrude. My family is pretty damn cool actually. Hell, you could always tell my brothers some of the crazy things that I've done here, and they would laugh. That is all I want at my funeral. A celebration of my life. Not a mourning of my death.
No.835885
>>835882
I would certainly hope that from you
I wouldn't expect any less!
Mr Mandy do you only post? do you use steam or skype or wahatever?
>>835884
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No.835889
>>835887
How are ya today Kitty?
No.835891
>>835889
been better
I almost died the other night
No.835893
>>835891
That's pretty fucking crazy man
how did you go about that
No.835894
>>835885
I use steam, but the mobile app kind of sucks. Notifications suck sometimes. You should be able to just search Mandy and find me. Look for celtic stuff. I have a skype but don't really use it. Honestly, the easiest way to get a hold of me is text, which is a sad state of affairs in it's own right.
>>835887
Good evening, love. How is your day been?
No.835895
I put a cricket down there a few hours ago. Eric still hasn't gotten it. He might not be hungry. If the cricket is still alive tomorrow I'll have to remove him and try again next week.
No.835896
>>835894
That is silly I wouldn't ever bother ya through text :p
Mainly cause I don't ever talk about too much interesting stuff
also because i don't own a phone
would you be alright if I added you I won't bug you too much I promise :]
No.835897
>>835893
trying to get some smokes and got fucking robbed by the people I was trying to get it from
I was so pissed
No.835898
>>835893
Was walking home from getting skittles at the convenient store.
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>>835885
I looks like someone hit you in the face.
No.835900
>>835895
How often does he feed?
No.835901
>>835891
nice butt
how almost die
pls dont die
No.835902
>>835895
Feed him radioactive runoff and hope he grows six feet tall.
No.835903
>>835897
That's fucking despicable
No self defense on you?
I mean these were some 'trustworthy' folks before all that or are you dealing with some sketchy niggas?
That's pretty fucked up dude did you end up allright with your cash after it all?
>>835899
Kinda feels like it too
n-no i'm just kidding
No.835904
>>835894
I slept all day
>>835901
they had 9s
No.835906
>>835896
You don't bother me, Bard. I would be more than happy if you did.
And you are an interesting chap, don't insult yourself like that. I won't stand you talking about a friend of mine like that.
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No.835910
>>835903
no I lost over $200
>>835905
made me think about quitting tbh
No.835911
>>835907
Don't be silly I don't deserve such an honor
>>835906
Well
I am going to add you then
I just started talking to you not too long ago but I consider you a friend
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No.835913
>>835910
you better start carrying a piece boy
That's extremely fucked
that's straight desipcable
You don't know where these pieces of shit live?
No.835914
>>835904
Well that sounds like a good day to me. I wish I could sleep all day. I should go to sleep actually. Sleep is good.
>>835911
Agreed.
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>>835910
A whole lot less has gotten people to quit.
No.835916
mandy help i cant find out only
mandi<3
and girl mandys
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No.835920
>>835911
I will smack you so hard you won't even know what hit you.
No.835921
>>835913
I do
but there isn't really much I can do
>>835915
yeah?
No.835923
>>835913
>you better start carrying a piece
Him pulling a gun, even in self defense, is worse.
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>>835919
>>835921
Just one of those stupid observations, you alright though?
No.835934
>>835904
wow wtf do you know where they live? if they're not apart of something big that would care i'd just report them tbh :^)
ur pics are super hnnnng
No.835935
>>835920
I can't take all this stimulation at one time
you're being too rough with me
>>835921
at least have any other sources?
>>835923
idk man
it's worked for me before
even if you're outnumbered
you don't actually have to shoot it
I ean depending on how they react maybe
It's just part of the business
if you aren't dealing in large amounts a knife is more than fine
No.835938
>>835931
I was more pissed than scared when it was happening but every time I think back on it I get spooked
No.835939
When they have guns and you're outnumbered however that is different
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No.835943
>>835935
I'm sure you can handle it.
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>>835938
That was my second observation, going to do anything about it though?
No.835946
>>835934
I'm just going to leave it at I got robbed and I'm never fucking with these people again.
No.835947
>>835939
you need 12 bullets for that
No.835949
>>835947
m-maybe
i think 0 bullets would be best in that situation
No.835950
>>835935
I know everyone has power fantasies about turning around situations in self defense but escalation of threat tends to just end with more irrational decision making.
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No.835952
>>835946
butttt
ah no fun. though probably for the best.
No.835953
>>835944
there's nothing I can do atm
No.835954
>>835946
hey faggot that's my name
No.835955
>>835936
You're adorable.
>>835937
No.835956
>>835952
yeah
I'm just lucky to be alive right now
>>835954
mine too
No.835957
>>835949
trust in the pool of the dead bae <3
>>835955
everyone is so intent on making me fluster an blush! daaarn
No.835958
>>835954
That's one of them Sci creations with the prehensile vaginas, right?
Why does it exist?
No.835959
>>835953
Well then, better not deal with those people again.
No.835960
>>835950
always comforting to have defense with yyou but I mean shit unles you have the upper hand yeah that'sa real bitch of a situation
especially considering your surroundings in that kind of situation
you're lkeley to be at their house
maybe in some alley or some shit
No.835961
>>835948
I don't see how that stops me in any way.
No.835962
>>835959
I don't think that needed to be said
No.835963
>>835958
*furry
God damned filter, I'm too fucked up for this.
No.835964
>>835956
unf i want to do that thing in pic so bad but nobody atm to do to
yeah that's always good. did they rough you up at all or just get what they wanted?
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>>835956
no
>>835958
because Sci are retarded
No.835967
>>835962
True, pretty weird for that to happen though.
>>835963
I am trying to figure out which one of the 2 posters you are.
No.835969
>>835957
That is what I do best, love.
No.835970
>>835964
Nope I gave them the money and got little on them
>>835966
yes
>>835967
very
I'm only fucking with white people from now on
No.835971
>>835969
its super effective too when teamed up with cute ferrets
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>>835961
I'VE NEVER FELT THIS KIND OF STIMULATION BEFORE
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>>835970
be careful
white people are fucking crazy
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>>835968
Drinking currently?
>>835970
I'd imagine that to be bad for the business though.
No.835977
guys i need help deciding on what game to buy
i was think mgs5 or mgsr but there are so many games in this world
No.835978
>>835974
I trust them more than anyone right now
>>835976
I don't sell it so I don't care
No.835979
>>835900
Once a week is recommended, but they can go up to three weeks without eating.
>>835902
I was just thinking about that today, like, if he was a giant spider.
No.835981
>>835970
cuuuuuute
know anyone else who can hook you up with what you need tho? move here and just get it legally so you dont need to put up with sketchy shit
>>835977
neither.
No.835982
>>835977
>Not having played MGSV
literally goty
No.835983
>>835978
I meant the people that robbed you, were they just stupid or green?
No.835984
tfw in middleschool and highschool we had uniforms
>for males only
we looked p nice but i would have loved to have seen the girls' school uniforms
No.835985
>>835982
is it really?
>>835981
then what do i buy
No.835987
>>835971
I am a mean, horrible person. And I am going to continue telling you that you are a cute and adorable person until you believe it.
>>835974
cough
No.835992
>>835984
It would of been just like one of my chinese animes.
No.835993
>>835976
Indeed. One of my cousins is 2 months pregnant and I felt it time for a bit of hooplah. First great grandchild for my grandmother. My family, rather large family of 12 or so cousins, is very slow in breeding. We're all like 20-35 and this is the first great grandkid.
No.835998
>>835981
Yes
and they just put a bill forward to legalize it in my state anyways so soon I won't have to deal with nobody else
No.835999
No.836001
>smoking marijuana
>being a degenerate
>1970+46
>>835985
i really enjoyed it, i think i almost have 60 hours in it and am only 45% overall completion (but have finished the story)
No.836002
No.836045
>>835763
dong pretty fine ta
I managed to make an awkward meme zoom webm
No.836060