No.836847
₴̶̷̲̅₵̶̷̲̅ł̶̷̲̅: http://8ch.net/dfasdf/res/1603.html
₴̶̷̲̅₵̶̷̲̅ł̶̷̲̅ is now Online.
₴̶̷̲̅₵̶̷̲̅ł̶̷̲̅: dude checkit lol https://media.8ch.net/dfasdf/src/1456641965580.png
trump donor of 32$: cp
trump donor of 32$: lel
trump donor of 32$: feels bad to be mean to isla like this tbh
trump donor of 32$: doesnt mean its not funny though
₴̶̷̲̅₵̶̷̲̅ł̶̷̲̅: dude post that in thread for me
₴̶̷̲̅₵̶̷̲̅ł̶̷̲̅: it's not mean
No.836850
literally not cp
if you ban him it's because you claim he is your pet and there's a bias
yes im pulling this meme
No.836851
I should stop using my neighbours wifi for this.
No.836854
>>836805
i bet you that if we had come from egyptian times having house cat sized spiders replacing cats in history wed all find them adorable, its like desensitization is just super strong even against creep factors
No.836855
When is Hot Wheels going to delete this board for sex crimes?
No.836856
>Starting this for attention
No.836858
>>836855
Oh please. /hebe/ exists. We're goddamn saints by comparison.
No.836859
>>836845
That doesn't surprise me at all.
I don't hate them as a person but I am glad they don't post anymore because underage attention whores just brings out the worst in people.
No.836860
sure glad I was never dumb enough to drop nudes for even someone i loved
cant trust anybody in this shithole
hardly doubt you could trust yourself
No.836861
>>836858
I don't want to be put on a watchlist for checking to see what that board is.
What is it?
No.836863
>>836856
who's starting what?
>>836855
soon i hope
No.836864
>>836861
probably
hebephile
attraction to teens 14 to 16 i think
No.836865
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>>836846
I passed with a good gpa.
>>836848
dix pix mix tirx
No.836867
>>836861
One of the front page boards, higher ranked than us. The reason this site is generally considered worse than 4chan. Essentially CP distribution and pedophile circlejerk.
No.836868
>>836865
Good on ya dude
I ended up going to an alternative school because I had issues with alot of my teachers
they let me work on my own time, taking computer classes, and they would just give me a book and they would be like
do this packet of worl
take this test
and then my class was done
I was super fortunate and actually ended up graduationg juts a bit ahead of my class
Late January
No.836869
Hopefully this dies down soon, gonna play videoh games
No.836870
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No.836873
Long shot here
any of you folks have any knowledge of Lutherie and guitar making?
I have a quick question abot a resonator guitar or a dobro
No.836874
>>836868
Did you just graduate? How old are you again?
>>836870
I'm sure you could find one if you really wanted.
No.836875
>>836874
just turned 20 just about 2 months ago
it feels like I just did but
looking back on it maybe
it might have been two years ago?
jeez it feels like just yesterday
I remember graduation with my friends we all had a grand time
we all went and got hammered in our gowns together
what about you how long ago was it?
No.836876
>>836854
Hairless cats are fucking gross looking. They're like really old people with alopecia.
>>836849
Yes, she was 16. She's maybe 17 now? Still underage though.
>>836859
I tried to tell her to stop because it was a crime and she was showing her tits to people most of whom are really fucking creepy and are possibly pedo/ephebophiles (including one who openly admits to having fucked minors as an adult), but she got all indignant and was like, "It's my body!"
No.836879
>>836876
I rathere enjoyed her
shame that so many fun posters are so young
No.836881
>>836875
2 or 3 years ago I think.
I'm like a few months older than you.
>>836877
lol
Are you really gonna do that with a pix robot?
No.836883
>>836876
tbh they kind of are
No.836884
gachimuchi takeover nerds
No.836885
>>836881
Please stop me if I seem to be intruding b-but uh
whens your birthday?
I''m a New Years baby
No.836886
No.836887
>>836881
nnnnnn but a pix android would be awesome
No.836889
File: 1456642996192.png (858.48 KB, 846x1152, 47:64, order_of_the_banana_soraka….png)
Hello I am back and I am AMAZING
No.836890
>>836885
8/21/95
>>836887
What would you use it for other than dix?
No.836891
>>836876
I like when it's statutory cases and it's 100% clear that the girl gave clear indication it was all of their own will and act shocked that their actions have consequences for the other party (who is dumb/desperate enough to override all logic telling them no).
No.836892
Lol Ban is younger than me
No.836893
No.836894
>>836879
She wasn't really that fun either. She was just a pair of underaged titties that people talked at.
>>836883
Even Black Widows have some charm to them. They're just misunderstood. But so would you be if you were a bereaved minority.
>>836889
I disagree.
No.836895
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>>836893
Compared to you everyone is fucking amazing you skinny sack of shit
>>836894
State your reasons
No.836898
>>836896
There is nothing to elaborate, it speaks for itself
No.836899
>>836890
sleeping together and stuff people do with their cats or doges so I guess company and stuffs
No.836900
>>836891
I think in cases of statutory rape the underage person should also have some criminal action taken against them.
>>836895
You're a cold bear. I mean, put on a fucking jacket or something. What's all that fur supposed to be for if not to make you warm?
No.836901
>>836894
they are cool looking but i wouldnt risk the bite
No.836903
>>836889
welcome back
>>836890
aaah you're so young
you're not even that old!
you used to be underage when you posted here huh :p
>>836894
I had some good conversations with her
probably werent of much substance though looking back as i cant really remember too much of what we talked about
>>836897
Fucktales, ooeeooo
No.836904
>>836892
What are you like 22?
>>836899
What are you gonna feed it?
>>836903
I was like 15 when I started posting.
No.836905
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>>836900
To protect my flesh
>>836902
Test pls I need to inflate my self-esteem SOMEHOW
>>836903
Thanks!
>>836904
Yessir, 23 in October!
No.836907
>>836903
To think, I was actually 18 when I started shitposting on that old 4chins. Am I the only one that didn't start at like 16?
No.836908
>>836904
wow you've been around as long as I have
fuck maybe even longer
what was your first community you were from? I don't think I ever had a chance to meet you until all the communites came together
No.836909
>>836907
how old are you now
No.836910
No.836911
>>836901
They're chill as fuck too. Just don't try and hurt them and they'll be fine with you.
>>836903
How her mom grounded her for not doing her homework or how Jenna in 5th period is such a slut, I mean, can you believe she slept with Tommy at Mike's house party?
>>836905
Well, stop it. You're a bear, you aren't supposed to be cold. Also, you don't have an adorable spider friend. Look at him.
No.836912
>>836911
I am not a bear, I've lived in California all my life and the cold is painful
He is adorable!
No.836913
>>836909
22
Turn 23 on, ironically, the 23rd of March.
No.836914
>>836913
didnt think you'd be older than me
No.836915
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>>836913
what will happen when you turn 32
No.836916
>>836914
Not to be rude but it's been pretty obvious you're fairly young
No.836917
>>836911
aw come on now
to her credit I felt like what she said was relatable and I would actually enjoy having conversations
they would flow for maybe hours without seeming forced
No.836918
>>836905
Why is everyone 22?
>>836908
I think the pony thread was the first thread I was in.
I was on 4chan for pretty much as long as I can remember though.
>>836910
dix magic
No.836919
>>836916
;_;
and how old are you
No.836921
>>836914
I'm just a couple years ahead of the bell shaped curve in terms of age in these parts. But I take comfort in the fact that there are 30 somethings that hang around here.
>>836915
Hopefully I'll be married and have kids by then.
No.836923
>>836918
That's such a strange thing to think about seeing you here now and how you post
I tried to post in le pony thread a few times years back and
my god everyone there is just such a jerk it seemed
No.836924
No.836925
>>836918
Because the Taylor Swift song
>>836919
22, 23 in October
No.836926
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
BUT I'M FEELING TWENTY TWO
No.836927
>>836921
i keep forgetting who they are
>>836925
jeeeeeez
No.836928
>>836921
>he wants to get married
>he wants to have kids
No.836929
>>836927
Not all of us can be as naturally talented as you lol
No.836930
hey admin stop spamming your memes people are reporting you
No.836931
>>836912
You are a bear of the genus Helarctos malayanus. I lived in Cali most of my life, the cold was always my favorite. It's the heat I can't stand.
>>836917
She was an annoying teenager. Maybe I'm just old and bitter or something, I don't know. I didn't like her that much though.
No.836932
>>836895
A BMI of 140 is normal, fatass. :^)
>>836900
That gets into an area where it gets really hard to draw lines of prosecution.
If it's a situation where she was convinced she was giving informed consent, then yeah. But at the same time, it gets even more muddied trying to determine how that "intent to give informed consent" is defined and how much gets conditioned into them saying yes by others.
Or the opposite: parental/familial pressure for them to abscond themselves and just blame the older person of everything so s/he serves no punishment.
The more disgusting fact is the fact that female statutory rapists serves less than a quarter of the time on average for the same crimes.
No.836933
>>836929
what do you mean?
No.836934
>>836927
Darwin, TP, Pritty, uh...
Sure I'm forgetting some people.
>>836928
Yes.
No.836935
>>836931
Yeah, the heat is awful. But still, cold is pretty bad
>>836932
That is not your bmi.
>>836933
As in you are a good artist and writer.
No.836936
>>836931
certainly not my place to stand up in defense of her either eh
No.836937
No.836938
>>836932
Yes, the gender inequality in the legal system is abhorrent. Sure, it might be difficult, but they need to fucking know that it is totally inappropriate for a minor and an adult to have sex.
No.836940
I's getting slightly extremely sleepy
No.836941
>>836934
ah yes. great posters
>>836935
awwwwww thank you
No.836942
>>836925
Oh I don't really listen to her.
>>836924
the dix is like a magic wand that feeds him magic
>>836923
I'm still friends with a few people from that thread but I pretty much cut all ties with the ones I talked with a lot.
I don't like them.
No.836943
>>836932
140?
fuck dude
mine is 20
No.836944
>>836942
I really enjoyed
Fay
and um
Pickles
Why did you get away and why did you come here?
No.836945
>>836936
If she's your friend, you can look out for her. Not sticking up for your friends is immoral.
>>836935
Cold is best. I stand in the freezer at work sometimes and just bask in the wonderful blast of cold air.
No.836946
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>>836942
I think it is called a power plug/battery charger
No.836947
>>836938
Fool, how long did it take for your beard to get to a respectable length?
>>836940
I'm not sure if you're actually going to bed or just making a status update.
>>836941
A respectable bunch.
Oh, Ommadon, but I don't even know if you met him. The actual Ommadon.
No.836949
>>836945
Honorable way to think
would your friends stand up for you?
No.836950
>>836935
>>836938
I kind of think most sex crimes need more "tiers".
I mean sleeping with a drunk chick when the male is drunk means the women is too drunk to consent but a guy at the same BAC can give consent somehow. That's treated the same as forcibly raping someone depending on the state. But male sex offenders are treated with punishments similar to attempted murder while females just get property crimes levels of time.
No.836951
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>>836947
idkkkkk I have been am considering going to bed butt idk if I should yet or wait a while to get more stuff today done
No.836952
>>836947
onmadon was so very cold and cruel
No.836953
>>836935
I may have retyped that twice and just now realized I never realized I never changed my post to the BMI calculation.
No.836954
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>>836944
Thats a long story I really don't wanna get into.
>>836946
You gotta plug it in every night before bed so its not dead when you need it.
No.836955
I am winnie
Chantelle winnie
when my thirst is real?
I TAKE MASSIVE BLACK COCK IN MY ASS
No.836956
>>836948
He was the coolest fucking dude. Total nerd, get him on a subject like medieval warfare or D&D and he would just go on for hours, but he was incredibly easy to piss off. I was one of the few people he really took a shine to.
Ah, good times.
>>836952
Truth
>>836951
Flip a coin.
No.836957
>>836954
Oh yeah of course
I wouldn't force it on you but may I share my tale?
No.836958
>>836947
>A respectable bunch.
I'm not sure how sarcastic you're being right now.
No.836959
>>836956
fitting avatar then.
No.836960
>>836947
A couple of months. It's trimmed way up now though.
>>836949
>implying
>>836950
It's utterly disgusting. I am all for gender equality, but I want true equality. Women and men get treated the same at all levels, including the legal system and the military.
No.836961
>>836954
oho
>>836956
idk which weights to assign to each side of the coin though since Iam notfeeling the 5050
No.836962
>>836958
A respectable amount
No.836963
>>836957
You think you could tell me in the morning?
I'm going to bed.
No.836964
>>836960
I am very much in agreement there. Women in the military, firefighters, and police should be subject to the same physical standards as their male counterparts and not lowered bars just for them to pass.
No.836965
>>836962
I thought it was said in the "incredibly obvious sarcastic voice that even your grandmother will catch as sarcasm" type.
No.836966
>>836961
Roll dice
>>836959
I always thought I wore it well, too, but nobody quite had his panache.
>>836963
Good night.
No.836967
>>836960
no implications only a question!
I would like to think that mine would
>>836963
oh yeah I hope you have a good rest and sweet dreams tonight Ban
No.836968
>>836966
nah you look too cute
No.836969
>>836965
It was, but I realized I used the word respectable twice in one post and was having a little laugh at myself.
No.836970
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>>836966
yes but idk if I should be more likely to bed or more likely to stay I might go to bed soon mhmm
No.836971
I really like the witcher
No.836972
No.836974
>>836973
Name that "if i say im cute im cute.png".
No.836975
Its a fun game beep boop.
No.836976
>>836973
id love you feel your beard against my face
No.836977
No.836978
No.836979
>>836964
im okay with physics not applying to that gif
No.836980
>>836964
Exactly.
>>836967
Only a very small number of people would, I don't have many people I consider friends.
No.836982
>>836974
Done and saved for later.
>>836976
Weirdo.
No.836983
No.836984
>>836980
Who says they have to be people to be your friends
only 2 of my best friends are actual people
No.836988
>>836986
swag is for boys
class is for me
[ t i p ]
No.836990
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TSUCHI SAY SOMETHING MEAN TO MAKE ME FEEL HETEROSEXUAL
No.836991
>>836987
sparks are flying
No.836992
IT'S LIKE, YOUR OFFICIAL JOB
No.836993
No.836994
>>836984
Eric is too little. I don't want to talk about my dog.
No.836996
honestly why isnt diapers higher
No.836997
>>836995
dismemberment and blood should be in the same category
No.836998
>>836997
I like blood, but I don't want to rip someone's arm off, so I don't personally think they should be in the same category.
No.836999
>>836994
he's a pretty cute dog if you ask me
>>836996
because they are filled with pounds of shit and urine
how do you expect that not to be saggy
it's physics
No.837000
>>836996
I feel like diapers and scat should have been together.
No.837001
>>836990
Make comments about your ass being full of broken dreams and glass again.
No.837003
you should be able to vote for all choices
No.837004
>>836999
He had a stroke on December 10th and was put down.
No.837005
>>836999
...what? Im saying it should be higher on that list
No.837006
No.837009
>>837008
Too little too late.
I've already sucked thirty dicks.
No.837010
>>837004
I'm sorry Fool I didn't mean to seem insensitive
I'm sorry man
you did what you could to make him comfortable right
you took care of him as he grew?
No.837011
>>837003
you want to have some bloody sex
No.837012
No.837013
>>837010
I don't want to talk about this.
No.837014
>>837009
I was too busy showing my genitals to biological females.
My bad, princess. It's not all about you.
No.837015
>>837014
biological females are fuckng crazy as shit my man
No.837016
>>837013
So uh, what does Eric usually eat?
>>837014
That filename is perfect. It's like I saw it but I didn't get until the last word and BAM.
No.837017
>>837011
that sounds really not that fun, even if it wasnt the blood of the people involved
No.837018
>>837012
least bad fetish.
No.837019
>>837017
The idea of it being other peoples' blood makes the image worse.
No.837020
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No.837021
>>837017
im getting my blades next week. any requests?
No.837022
>>837016
It's the name of the book by Kurt Vonnegut.
No.837024
>>837016
Any insect that's 3/4 of his body size. I got some crickets I'll be feeding him, but I'll also get some dubia roaches and superworms as well.
No.837026
>>837022
It's not a joke about eating ass?
I'm filled with sadness.
No.837027
>>837026
No. What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking turboqueer?
No.837029
tbh
probably shouldn't look at the image
No.837031
No.837034
>>837032
Niggers gonna nig.
No.837035
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No.837036
>>837024
Do you have to clean up after he's done with them? The only thing I know about spiders' diets is they don't eat their prey they just sort of suck out the insides.
>>837027
>>837028
I WAS JUST HAVING A LAUGH AT THE FILENAME
SHUT THE FUCK UP
No.837038
No.837040
>>837036
Yeah, I'll have to pick out the carcasses. But he's in the hide right now, so I'll have to wait until he's out of it to get in there and get the thing.
No.837041
>>837036
I feel like suggesting you just find some whore to straighten you out but then again, it's rural midwest so it's just gonna be methheads so yeah, don't.
No.837042
>>837041
>that feel when all there is in the rural midwest are methheads
Fucking everywhere
No.837044
Having a box of crickets in the house for one day has made me hate crickets. They're hideous little demons and they're loud.
No.837045
>>837019
well i was more worried about the blood coming from me first but yes there are equal amounts of ew from that too
>>837021
no please dont, that erin person already made me feel weird
No.837046
other people blood is a dangerous fetsih
No.837047
>>837046
I would need to make sure they are neg first.
No.837048
>>837045
its an itch man. like i told amy yesterday i go up and down over the course of a few weeks and i can tell im coming down so i wanna be ready
No.837050
>>837042
You're Iowa, right?
I neighbored you for like two years and it was fucking awful. Everyone that was near my age range was either already a parent twice over, religious whackjobs, or some sort of upper.
It was fucking awful being in a small town.
No.837051
>>837041
We gotta a really special breed of STD ridden methheads out here, too.
I would like to point out I live in a nice bit of suburbia, though.
>>837044
Revenge is coming.
Though my cousin had a lizard, he always had frozen crickets to feed it.
No.837052
>>837050
Might as well be Illinois looking at it a bit more but
I don't mind it
it's my home here
The winter is fucking stupid
the summer is nice
We gotta saying here
everyone's either a drunky or a druggy
No.837053
>>837051
They have to be live crickets otherwise Eric won't eat them.
No.837054
My ex tried to text me but texted my old number.
My dad's caretaker has it, and she didn't understand who was messaging her.
My ex told her to tell me that I was loved and missed very much.
Idk why this is making me emotional
No.837055
>>837053
I had a feeling it was required. Nobody's masochistic enough to have that chirping all night every night for laughs.
No.837057
>>837051
Where you live is only a few hours from Chicago and like a secondary city so it has some civilization.
The nearest "city" was the smaller than where you live and an hour away, in a direction even further from a major city.
It was just bumfuck, nowhere.
>>837052
>drunky
Yeah, I just spend my time downing rum and tequila my entire time there since I was obligated to stay.
No.837058
>>837055
I'll probably put them in another room and close the door.
No.837059
>>837055
It's not that bad.
I had a few species of lizards growing up.
They don't really do it perpetually or loudly.
No.837060
And then set that room on fire because these things are horrible little demons.
No.837061
brushing my teeth as Iam typing or well not really I stopped brushing to type since typing with one hand and brushing is really really awkward
No.837062
>>837048
i would keep sharp things away from myself at those times buuut i am a pansy when it comes to like deep cuts and all that
No.837063
>>837057
I'm not old enough to buy alcohol
No.837064
>>837059
There are 20+ of these bastards and they haven't stopped since I put them in that damn cage.
No.837065
after several days without 8chan i finally installed a vpn
f-fuck the russian government ;~;
No.837066
>>837062
ah i dig it.
i usually like press and do two quick cuts in the same place
No.837067
>>837065
Nice ta see ya back I hope you've been getting along well?
No.837068
No.837069
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>>837065
We should go bully the government
No.837070
I mean, fuck my ISP, too.
The gov-t only blocked 5 specific pages on 8ch and the retards over at my ISP went ahead and blocked the whole site.
Fuck them.
Hi everyone!
>>837067
It was kind of boring but thankfully it's on the weekend so I could hang with my friendos.
>>837068
>
>>837069
Yeah.
No.837071
>>837054
Did you uh. Want to talk about it at all?
>>837061
I was also brushing my teeth but not really.
What an experience.
>>837057
We here in Peoria also try to convince ourselves we're important because of stuff like Caterpillar and "Will it play in Peoria?"
No.837073
>>837071
Peoria? that's in illinois right?
No.837074
No.837077
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>>837071
aha really
oook I finished tootbhrushing is bedtim now I will go to bed without flipping a coin or rolling any dices
yolo such a rebel
No.837078
>>837076
maybe someday we could fight
No.837079
>>837071
Well she emotionally tortured me for a few months, and my emotions are very confused right now.
I mean I am happy I'm being told I'm loved, but in the end she was one of the people that helped me believe I should gash my arms open.
I just
Don't know mang
>>837070
So how do we go about this
No.837081
>>837063
That's rarely an issue.
Hell, it's rarely enforced outside the point of sale.
I remember a friend inviting me to this party like thing that was like a whole generation of his family and their friends, half of them under the drinking age, just getting piss drunk in the country.
The cops came eventually after midnight and all they did was drain the kegs and confiscated whatever was left of the shitty pisswater. I had left way earlier but no one even ended up with a fine or even a real warning, just sighing and telling them to stop.
>>837064
Really? I had a nearly adult bearded dragon but not big enough for baby mice and you were supposed to just get two dozen crickets and drop them in there. It was like four feet from the head of my bed and I never really remember it.
>>837071
There was literally nothing of note in the town whatsoever.
The wikipedia page for it lists a single person of interest and that was a state rep that ended up on corruption charges.
No.837083
>>837079
We need, like, 10 Death Notes for something like this.
All other things probably end in a nuclear war.
No.837084
>>837066
i couldnt even i shiver at the thought of it
No.837085
i said hi
>>837084
its not that painful.
No.837086
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hi
>>837083
Or
OR
We could just go about bullying them
But how could that be done
No.837087
>>837075
>>837072
Hellooooooooo~
I have nothing to say, I haven't even got out of bed before I installed this thng.
No.837088
Moogs please convince me not to contact her
No.837089
>>837086
>bully a gov-t
nice try
"how" is exactly the question i should be asking
No.837090
>>837081
it's an issue for me
I can find heroin befofore i could find alcohol
I'm not friends with many 21 year olds
actually I'm the oldeest of al of my friends funny enough
No.837091
>>837078
I'm thinking about going to AX this year. You should go.
>>837079
You're not obligated to respond. If you think it's best for you not let her get involved in your life again that's up to you.
And for my personal opinion I think it's best to just keep her out of your life. Even if she were telling the truth.
No.837092
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>>837089
Call them gay
Photoshop vladimir putin as a male stripper
No.837093
dont contact her
>>837087
that's alright i have nothing to say either
No.837094
>>837089
Just sent a bunch of photoshopped images of Putin getting blown by his gay protege.
No.837095
>>837093
I guess that is enough
I mean, I really want to though
She was there for me even if she knew what hurt me the most and exploited it sometimes
No.837096
Oh fuck you.
>>837090
Pedo as fuck.
No.837097
>>837095
thats an order. move on with your life. dont let that trash into your life
No.837099
>>837091
hey very kind of you bro but no car
some year maybe
Hope ya have a good time if you do get off to it
just trying to meet up with spome niggas orn genuinely interested in Con?
>>837096
most of my friends are pretty cute tbh
No.837100
>>837098
Deez? who is Deez?
No.837101
>>837092
has been done already
besides, i can't use "gay" as an insult
>>837094
has been done, probably
also i dont wanna go to jail
No.837105
>>837099
The first thing. Not huge on conventions, personally. But it seems like an appropriate meetup setting.
No.837106
>>837097
I guess I can try.
Though, I think I have plenty of trash in my life.
>>837098
Oh god
She literally had the exact same issue with her lips, where the upper lip is all fucked up
>>837101
So?
Use it as an insult against people that think being called gay is an insult.
I mean, against people who are gay / don't view it as an insult, it means nothing.
But to those who do view it as an insult, thats a diff story.
No.837107
>>837085
its not really the pain that gets me the most, just the cut itself
No.837108
>>837099
Faggita.
>>837101
Photoshopping porn of "elected" officials is illegal there?
No.837109
No.837110
>>837106
and you certainly dont need anymore
>>837107
what about it
No.837111
>>837103
Everyone's dead or asleep.
No.837113
>>837106
But then I'd be a hypocrite
Also, I'd still go to jail. Probably.
>>837108
They could spin it that way, I bet.
But if I send it to them, I'll have no excuse.
No.837114
>>837081
These are terrible little devils. They are terrible.
No.837115
>>837113
Wouldn't imprisoning a bunch of fags together be more like a paradise to them?
No.837116
>>837110
i dont quite know it just weirds me out
No.837117
>>837110
That is very true.
>>837113
That isn't being a hypocrite, at least I don't think it is.
>>837091
I guess I am not obligated, but like, I feel like I need to since I would be in, well a much different place than here.
Thank you though, I appreciate the notion of you helping me.
I guess I will go back to blocking her number.
>Sorry for not seeing this post, there is no (you)
No.837118
>>837116
i'll send you some pics
No.837119
>>837105
can't blame you lol sounds like a pretty good time
make sure you get trashed as fuck my man
>>837104
gotem
>>837108
AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS
No.837120
>>837117
get on steam, whore
No.837121
none of you folks will be as fascinated by this as I am
but the other day I bought a new guitar tuner
and the god damn thing had a fucking clock in it
how cool is that????
the fucking tuner
has a god damn clock
No.837125
>>837120
It won't go online :/
No.837126
>>837115
on the one hand
>being imprisoned with homos
on the other
>being imprisoned with filthy russians, most of which probably aren't homos
also
>being imprisoned
>>837117
maybe i'm just stupid
No.837127
>>837123
Oh yes~
>>837125
promise me you wont contact her
No.837128
>>837124
>>837122
ya not to grouplink
but it's in a little headstock tuner
not like one of those bulky square ones or a pedal
that's the thing that really amazes me
No.837129
>>837114
At least lizards have the option to feed mealworms instead.
Seems you're stuck with that particular cadence.
>>837119
The only irl people I even deal with anymore are a married woman, a dyke and a literal faggot.
I should really get out more.
No.837130
>>837129
you really should man
that shit is not healthy
No.837131
>>837119
That's definitely on the agenda.
2017, be there or be square.
>>837117
Good plan.
And I might not seem like it, but I'm kind of a softie. So I'm rooting for you.
>>837116
Spoilers, I don't mean to be rude, but you seem like the kind of guy who's easily influenced.
So like, run away from this conversation.
>>837121
Not that cool.
No.837132
can i not go to jail for this
pls thnx
No.837133
>>837128
Ah.
>>837129
I can feed him superworms and dubia roaches as well. It's just crickets are the easiest to get.
No.837134
>>837126
I am too.
>>837127
I promise I will not contact her. You are right, it is a bad idea and I will avoid it. Her number is blocked and yeah
>>837131
Thank you x.x
I guess it feels nice to have people rooting for me.
Wow that sounds really fucking pathetic.
I mean, since my mom has started to hate me suddenly life feels sad again. Probably just my imagination though :P
>>837132
You won't.
No.837135
>>837134
next month
i want to break the law
like a lot
No.837137
>>837131
>>837131
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
No.837138
>>837135
break the law with me bb
Though the implications from this isn't breaking the law.
>>837136
thank you ;_;
No.837140
>>837135
what a responsible citizen
No.837141
>>837138
oh but it is because oregon is a memer
No.837142
>>837130
The time with the dyke is usually spent trading insults like me calling her Ellen and her usually referring to me as "a less gay Anderson Cooper" and both of us have the same tastes in women so it's just more bros than anything.
>>837133
I don't know what superworms are but if memory serves, those roaches were ridiculously expensive for food.
No.837143
>>837142
used to play music with a dyke she was the guitarist
Good people
No.837145
>>837142
They're relatively cheap actually, and they live for about 2 years. Plus it's apparently really easy to set up a colony that will replenish itself.
No.837146
>>837141
From my post I mean.
:^)
>>837139
I don't really think thanking you is that cute v.v
No.837147
>>837127
i will not click!
No.837148
>>837146
it got me hard
>>837147
YES YOU WILL
No.837149
>>837140
duh
>>837146
yes yes i know
it's 18 here though so
No.837150
feet hurt, sleepy, pocket full of cash, took my jeans off, sitting in comfy leather chair
mmmmm that 'just got home from work' feeling
No.837151
>>837148
Damn :v
>>837149
My implications were sex.
3 years.
c:
No.837152
>>837150
I do not know that feel really.
My only work required slacks and a golf styled shirt.
>My legs hurt like hell though
No.837153
>>837143
Generally are, yeah.
The non-preachy ones at least.
>>837144
Probably yeah.
You only talk to like two people in threads and they're all asleep.
>>837145
Ah. There was some type of monitor my brother looked into getting that when they were fully grown, you had to feed them a few roaches a week and it ended up being like $10 a week in food so he didn't.
No.837154
>>837134
I don't really know the full story with your mom.
No.837155
>>837153
I think the word is
Butch
No.837156
>>837153
That's kind of expensive, yeah. But you can breed the roaches yourself.
No.837157
>discussing this with irl friends in skype
>they can relate
lol im fucked
>>837151
2!
No.837158
>>837152
never work customer service
ever
>it was freezing tonight ;_;
No.837159
>>837148
neeeeever! you cant make me
No.837160
>>837158
and i think i'm getting a cold ,_,
No.837161
>>837159
hey im unofficially your boss!
No.837162
>>837154
I started to enjoy life I guess, she refuses to buy me food that I can eat.
I can't eat red meat and she buys that.
Also for no good reason, though there probably is plenty, she started yelling at me and called me a useless burden.
FeelsGoodMan
But seriously, I think she hates that I have become happy
>>837157
the 3 year age period where it can be considered consensual fam
>>837158
Never plan on it, and I'm super cold and can't feel my feet ;-;
No.837163
>>837161
fine ill click but then x out of it shortly after
No.837164
No.837165
>>837155
Nah. Butch means more or less dude in mannerisms, behavior and looks. Dyke just is a tamer version where they're female and comfortably so.
>>837156
This was years ago even because of some special diet and there was a reason it had to be particular ones but I've long forgotten it.
He ended up with a different giant ass monitor and watching it eat the mice was both heartbreaking and hilarious.
No.837166
>>837163
as long as you see the damage
No.837167
>>837164
Yup!
I learned about this because I was planning something once
No.837168
Is Bebop really talking about trying to fuck a minor here?
Why?
No.837169
>>837168
he's not the only one
No.837170
NOOOOOOOO it was actually something else. they brought it up
>>837167
oh wow when?
No.837171
I have a tendency to do a thing where I like someone, I just get close to someone wishing it was the person I want, and just talk to them a lot. Kinda why I am talking to this dude on skype tbh. Really boring and kinda not fun
>>837170
A few months ago.
No.837172
>>837166
reluctantly i will
No.837174
oh also
got woken up at 1 am by some fucker banging on the radiator/radiator pipes a floor up or down probably
contemplated calling the police
gonna have to go threaten them if this keeps up.
also why dont you guys get cute css for your board
No.837175
I miss my old neighbor.
He came over drunk once and wanted to trade condoms for a pop tart.
I didn't have any but he gave me the pop tart anyways
No.837176
>>837174
Our board programmer is crazy as fuck as doesnt care about us
No.837177
>>837163
>>837172
Why do you give in so easily?
>>837162
I never know what to do or say about stuff like this. Especially on the internet. It's so much easier in real life to give somebody a drink and pat them on the back.
No.837178
>>837173
i dont look forward to this cruel torture
No.837179
uhhhh hi??? wtf lol
>>837171
o woww
No.837180
>>837177
Well within six months I have to find somewhere to live.
Hopefully I will move in with a couple of posters in Oregon.
And I wish I had a drink rn, probably the only thing that could make me feel calm rn.
>>837179
Yup!
No.837181
Is spoilers owned by moogs now too?
Many confuse
No.837182
>>837177
because he A LITTLE BITCH
No.837184
>>837180
That sounds pretty sweet. Good luck.
>>837181
Naw, Moogs is pulling out the old "I'm senior mod, mr JUNIOR MOD".
>>837182
smh
No.837185
No.837187
>>837185
what
whats happening
No.837188
>>837183
so meeeean i am going to cry soon
No.837189
>>837183
Just a little bit.
>>837184
Ahh, that would make sense.
And I hope it will, I kinda guess I need my dad to die soon though to get the money.
At least he isn't really a person anymore
No.837190
>>837188
:3c
>>837189
awwwwwwwwwwwww you'll always be my one and only pet.
No.837191
>>837187
nothing
it just says (just now) for the post time
No.837192
>>837165
When Eric gets bigger I might get him the occasional pinkie to dine on.
No.837194
>>837193
I am eating a sleeve of thin mints
in 12 hours I will have access to literally hundreds of hours of law and order
No.837195
No.837196
>>837177
Or just give them stoic words of "suck it up" or the like.
>>837192
Oh nice. I know spiders could eat small mammals and even bird, just didn't know tarantulas did.
No.837197
>>837194
what good is that
No.837198
Told the guy the truth of why I was talking to him
>"I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE, I'M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING GUT YOU AFTER RAPING YOUR THROAT"
>get removed instantly after
Fucking dank meme mate.
No.837199
>>837194
isn't that a pretty rich intense taste
how do you take a whole sleeve of that
No.837201
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>>837196
Trying to be friendly right now, though.
No.837202
No.837203
>>837197
it will lull me to sleep
also jack mccoy doesn;t take shit in the courtroom
No.837204
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No.837205
>>837201
feeling friendly huh
I'd like to get in on this
Test would you be able to say something kind or heartfelt
I would repay you back
No.837207
>>837200
Pretty nice skype call
>>837202
Nice
No.837209
>>837203
this is starting to become troubling. i know dont have much room to talk with the underage transexual pet but I feel you've gone off the deep end
>>837208
no you
No.837210
>>837207
potentially breaking laws next month yes
No.837211
No.837212
>>837196
Yeah, anything that's 3/4 the size of their body is fine.
No.837213
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>>837204
Sup Giggles
>>837205
That's not how it works. I'm a difficult person like that.
No.837215
>>837213
I can respect that
No.837216
>>837201
Is this the part where I make comments about how unbecoming this is?
>>837212
How much is "wasted" on things like small rodents where they can't just slurp it out in a perfect exoskeleton encased smoothie?
No.837217
>>837162
uguuuuu
get blankets!
No.837218
>>837209
I've already seen at least 1/3 of the series
No.837219
No.837221
>>837214
for almost any other attentionwhore i would give them what they want
but what business do you have doing it
No.837222
>>837218
why arent you watching Oz
No.837223
>>837213
How have you been during the weekend?
>>837214
Standard Cobble.
No.837224
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8chan needs to fucking submit my post I swear to god
>>837219
I am not FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>837221
I have none. I'm sorry
No.837225
>>837216
Well, tarantulas inject poison that liquefies the insides, but they also chew.
No.837226
>>837222
not formulaic enough
No.837228
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>>837223
Your boyfriend is kinda promiscuous
No.837229
>>837225
I remember this kids' book having cartoon drawings of spiders holding up smaller bugs with their heads popped off and like a curly straw sticking up, making them bug smoothies to show kids how spiders eat.
It's just an imagine burned into my brain.
No.837230
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>>837216
Seems par for the course, to be honest. We're edgy fellows, don't you know?
>>837223
Well, drunk and sleeping for most of it so far. Should be sleeping now so I can go out to lunch, celebrating my dad's birthday tomorrow. But I'm just not tired yet. Sucks.
No.837232
>>837228
No way.
He's a one shota kind of pedo.
No.837233
>>837224
please stop
you're going to sap up all the attention
No.837234
>>837228
Well then he's not a fucking boyfriend is he he's a manwhore
No.837235
>>837210
Fucking do that jawalking man
No.837236
No.837237
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>>837233
That is my goal ;)
No.837238
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>>837234
Sums up Darwin fairly well.
No.837239
>>837235
>>837236
talking with my irl friends about it
they approve
No.837240
>>837230
I think we've delved too far in realms of meta-irony that neither of us are sure when each other is playing it straight (in the sense of irony).
No.837241
>>837237
FUCK!!!!!!!!!! you COLBERT!!!!!!1!!!
No.837242
>>837231
i popped a bunch of tires and broke a bunch of glass on my way home
No.837243
>>837229
Ah yes, the crazy straw that every spider has.
No.837244
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>>837228
Huh?
>>837230
Tell him I said happy birthday.
No.837245
No.837246
>>837238
Glad we never ended up friends I suppose
No.837248
No.837249
>>837244
Goggles is e-dating Darwin.
Darwin is promiscuous.
No.837250
>>837247
i wanted too see if i could
No.837251
THERE IS A HORSE WEARING A BIRTHDAY PARTY STYLED HAT IN THE WITCHER I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH
>>837239
FUCKIN YES MATE
JAYWALK ALL OVER THE STREETS
BECOME THE MENACE
No.837252
>>837245
I don't mena that
I like you and i wanna be your friend but you make me really uneasy
No.837253
No.837254
>>837240
I'd love to dial it back but this rabbit hole can't go down forever and the climb out seems ridiculous.
No.837255
>>837250
do you carry a knife?
No.837256
>>837251
move there too
it'll be fun af
No.837257
>>837249
Why do you keep trying to do things!
You're supposed to be my friend..
No.837258
>>837209
why thank you <3
>>837249
are they really dating or is it one of those seen flirting so must be dating things?
No.837259
No.837260
>>837253
It's beyond explanation
when I TALK To difefernt people I feel different ways and talking to you makes me feel like I'm surrounded in a glass jar being watched
No.837261
No.837262
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>>837258
>are they really dating
Depends on if you think of e-dating as dating in the first place.
No.837263
My bestest friend hit me up
He hasn't ever bugged me so early in the morning
What a great guy I love him with all my heart
but literally zero homo there
See ya folks gonna go smoke my troubles away with the greatest fella I know
No.837265
>>837264
a spike for etching glass
No.837266
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No.837267
>>837243
It's just entertaining to even think of as an adult how much stuff aimed at kids is about anthromorphizing everything since we just innately learn by building on to concepts we understand. Just to see the ridiculous extremes of it.
>>837254
What's the allegory about climbing higher only makes the fall farther?
No.837268
>>837262
i try not to judge but i meant like grim thinks i am e dating chii for some reason maybe cause i call her cher? i was curious if its like that or actually a thing
No.837269
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No.837270
Test and Goggles both posting LO x Accel makes me wonder who would be who.
No.837271
Chii already has an e-bf.
No.837272
>>837267
I think they should have a day in first grade where to teach kids about spiders they lock them in a room with hundreds of them.
No.837273
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No.837274
>>837259
yes come asap
>>837271
i always get excited but tricked when people post this
No.837275
Guys I'm finally learning to love myself! Things are looking up! :D
No.837278
>>837274
I would if I could.
>>837275
Yay!
No.837279
please stop fucking talking about yourself
No.837283
FUCK YOU 8CHAN!
And if after an hour any of the spiders are dead the kid who killed the spider will get beaten savagely.