No.838327
The D&A Lady is on a mission to seek out and find people who need to talk to somebody on drug and alcohol.
No.838329
>>838325
Was not my intent.
No.838330
>>838321
Bloodclot killed her. Yup.
>>838319
>Fortune's Vagina.jpg
>I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie.
[CONCERN]
>>838323
>7 years ago.
No need.
No.838331
>>838326
it says you posted (just now)
No.838332
>>838331
How do you know when I post?
No.838335
>>838332
hover the mouse over the post time and it will say how long ago it was
No.838336
>>838324
>>838330
damn thats pretty unlucky.
No.838337
>>838335
Ooh, didn't know that one.
>>838336
I guess.
No.838338
also that
i am omnipresent
No.838339
>>838335
Oh. I thought you might have a script or something.
No.838340
File: 1456692392932.png (267.41 KB, 1280x1245, 256:249, tumblr_inline_o325fona7J1r….png)
>>838335
I never noticed this.
No.838341
when david isnt watching...
the frog is
No.838343
>>838337
Oh well, better luck next time. get him a new wife
>>838342
-stares-
No.838344
File: 1456692490035.png (115.3 KB, 641x655, 641:655, tumblr_inline_o2chztGgEm1r….png)
No.838346
>>838344
pray you never know the horrors of the frog. the evil...unspeakable.
*fades into the shadows*
No.838349
>>838343
See "Haven't seen him in 7 years"
>>838342
Yoo!
No.838350
poster below's nose is now attached to poster above's asshole
No.838351
No.838352
>>838346
I have only become more curious.
No.838353
Doesn't work as well with no pic.
No.838354
this iste is eating images again
fuck this
No.838355
File: 1456692786337.jpg (909.35 KB, 1300x1997, 1300:1997, 549ef070e605c8b68135b229c7….jpg)
no seriously is darwing kill
No.838356
File: 1456692808109.jpg (207.92 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, screenshot2016-02-24-17h44….jpg)
No.838357
>>838355
Died in Mogadishu.
No.838362
>>838330
I can't actually write a poem apparently. I did try. Give me a gold star for effort.
No.838364
>>838358
>>838349
What's cookie, good lookie?
No.838365
File: 1456692987257.jpg (237.19 KB, 600x518, 300:259, cf3e10003154b5fa132b9fd7bd….jpg)
>>838357
oooook I can go back to being unworried about posters having died again
there are a few people still missing though like wise and stuffs and even tons of recently active people that Icannot quite remember by name butt that Iknow are not around anymore
No.838366
just spilled ice water down my pants
SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.838368
>>838339
i mean it's a script everyone has
No.838369
No.838371
No.838372
>>838365
You were concerned about me? That is awfully sweet.
No.838374
>>838346
you know what my frog is awesome
No.838375
>>838373
I did actually!!
Its on me now
No.838376
>>838362
>
>>838364
"What's Cookie"
I can't answer this without being a smartass, sorry.
No.838377
>>838370
Hello, Mr. Scooter.
>>838376
Well now I wanna know what you were gonna say!
No.838378
>>838374
the frog is evil. its been tainted with your sperm. i can see the evil in its eyes
>>838375
cute
No.838379
>>838378
no it hasn't
the shota daki maybe but not the frog
never the frog
No.838380
No.838381
>>838376
That's mean fortune.
No.838382
>>838362
Just make a haiku. Here, let me belt out something awful.
Fortune's boipussy
It makes us all want to cry
It is beautiful
No.838384
>>838377
"cookie"
1. a sweet biscuit.
2. a person of a specified kind. ("she's a tough cookie")
3. an internet thingy.
4. an internet thingy, the one you're talking to.
No.838385
>>838381
I couldn't find a "You Tried" version
No.838386
>>838377
Howdy Madam, how are you?
No.838388
>>838379
the frog just watches
>>838380
im so tired
>>838383
looking badass papi
No.838389
Fortune's vagina
A coveted honeypot
That we'll never taste.
No.838390
I like shota.
>>838388
Aww :c
No.838391
File: 1456693577621.jpg (195.8 KB, 512x995, 512:995, 58d7004b99e7576b78cb4e38a8….jpg)
Soto says you're all faggots
No.838392
>>838387
Gross dude!
>>838388
Oh you are kind, babe.
No.838394
I have a vagina.
I'm also a girl irl.
I'm 19 and am into boys.
No.838395
File: 1456693617913.jpg (126.03 KB, 646x712, 323:356, screenshot2016-02-24-18h53….jpg)
No.838396
>>838385
Maybe you should look for a "you cried" version. Because that's what you made me do.
No.838397
No.838398
>>838377
I like that last one. :3
>>838386
I'm ok now that there's more water in my bloodstream than alcohol. What're you up to, dear?
No.838400
>>838394
That's not a haiku dammit
No.838402
No.838403
No.838405
>>838391
Give him a wet, passionate tongue kiss for me, and ask him to do the same to you. Make sure you film and post it.
No.838406
Look I can make words
And then put them into lines
My name is isla.
No.838407
>>838388
i want to lay down but my hair is wet
>>838388
No.838408
>>838403
I have no idea what that means.
No.838409
>>838398
You get plastered. Hah I went a little ham last night.
Nothing much, watching shows and enjoying the last shitposting for the week.
Have fun?
No.838410
>>838405
Sabs pls we don't like each other like that
No.838411
>>838403
tell me to stay up. make it worth it
>>838407
thats never stopped me
No.838412
>>838406
Look I have a cock
Get off on folks seein it
my name is loco
>>838408
/straightshota/
>>838411
Stay up ~
No.838413
>>838412
but i get emo when im tired
No.838414
>>838411
it will dry weird
No.838415
No.838416
No.838417
>>838412
My confusion deepens.
What do you want
>>838410
otp
No.838418
>>838414
you dont dry your hair with a towel?
>>838416
No.838419
>>838402
Maybe if you didn't want to feel guilt you shouldn't have ripped my heart out of my chest and stamped it into the ground with your mean mp4s.
Fuck you fortune. You're the worst.
No.838420
No.838421
No.838422
>>838417
We're gonna get on tc later and call you a faggot
No.838423
No.838424
>>838423
This is disgusting. I know what shota is. Why are we talking about it, though?
>>838422
ilu2
No.838425
>>838421
thats so weird
>>838423
its happening. im getting emo and sad. aw man
No.838427
>>838405
Sabs pls
I came to Ian's to sleep on his couch and pet his dogs.
I'm also gonna jump in his nice ass pool
No.838428
1:35 PM - i want to fuck a touhou has changed their name to salad maker.
No.838429
SUCH STRONG HANDS YOU HAVE LOCO
No.838430
>>838424
Wanna /ss/?
>>838425
Aww :(
*hug*
No.838431
>>838427
For a second my mind did not register the word "pool" at the end there.
No.838432
No.838433
>>838419
I hope this one says what I think it does
>>838428
10/10
No.838434
>>838429
right
like did he just move all his leg hair to his arms
No.838435
File: 1456694285289.jpg (460.72 KB, 2480x3200, 31:40, 90c1c1335d9f1493fcfa21d975….jpg)
No.838436
Back the fuck off ghostie.
No.838437
File: 1456694307782.jpg (870.14 KB, 1767x2500, 1767:2500, 8a99bfc68fe843b1520fffd7d5….jpg)
>>8384hufs for you too =w=20
I has to go back to my book now though
No.838438
No.838439
File: 1456694340417.jpg (179.08 KB, 1280x743, 1280:743, tumblr_o32l96RfTb1sis90fo1….jpg)
>>838429
artist hands. guitar playing hands. large flat palms and long strong fingers. masterfully made for coordination.
good for fingering.
No.838441
No.838442
>>838410
>>838427
Then give the puppy a kiss on the head for me and have a nice time in the pool. ♥
>>838409
I had a nice time. Almost fell off a deck into Lake Travis. Fun fun! Got a mean schedule this week, huh?
No.838443
>>838430
i lost everything
No.838444
>>838442
I'll give you a kiss
No.838445
>>838442
I'm gonna have a nice time in you
Too much? Too much.
No.838446
>>838442
But Sabs, how you doing?
No.838448
>>838441
You have to through the proper channels.. Geez...
>>838442
Not really. Just want to do other things and be more productive. Work on some self esteem things. Figure weekend posting would make a good thing better. Too much if a good thing is bad lel.
And lol, esh you are a drunkard! madam! nearly falling in! Hah was it beers? or was their scotch too?
Glad you had goof off time.
No.838449
No.838450
No.838451
No.838454
File: 1456694626872.jpg (642.61 KB, 1173x1309, 69:77, edfb5a6ce0205ae7ac4a602d68….jpg)
>>838447
You don't get to watch you sick freak
No.838456
>>838449
>by asking the master of course.
No.838457
No.838458
>>838456
get him to cum on his arm
No.838459
>>838455
Get FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.838460
>>838457
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE PETITIONING ME TO DO
No.838461
File: 1456694778466.jpg (256.62 KB, 800x1436, 200:359, tumblr_o2fujcWvPb1r5s54ko1….jpg)
i'm not cumming anywhere
you can't make me
No.838462
No.838463
>>838458
I'll see what I can do.
>>838461
Be a good girl and cum on your arm.
No.838464
>>838444
>>838445
Guys! Please! I can only get so wet!
>>838446
I'm doing great! How'd that project you were working on go? You ace it?
>>838448
It was mostly tequila shots and whatever fruity drinks my friends were having. It's kind of a blur now. Anyway, I hope your personal time works out for you. Find your center. ♥
No.838465
>>838464
Still doing it!
It's going I REALLY SHOULD START
No.838466
>>838460
welp this
>>838463
Nice.
>>838462
But I doubt I could actually cum fam.
Hormones and such
No.838467
>>838464
Wet T-shirt? Good idea ;)
No.838468
>>838464
Was this you? Did you go party party like the doctor... Also were you shooting the teq? Apparently your supposed to sip it.. I dunno. But sounds wild.
Tequila always getsw me hard. Crazy stuff man.
And yeah. Think I have lost my way a little, and satsuki told me to never lose my way.
No.838469
>>838466
I know what it is.
Are you asking me to look at it with you?
Do you want my opinion on it?
Are you calling ME a shota?
WHAT IS GOING ON
No.838470
i already came earlier. if i do it again i'll just trickle molasses out my cock.
No.838471
>>838469
You're the size of a shota
No.838472
No.838473
>>838470
Tomorrow then. Do it tomorrow. And make sure you ping my steam.
You also have some writing to do.
Remember.
No.838474
>>838471
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>838472
Okay.
Now you're just fucking with me.
No.838476
>>838464
Imma bout to dive in dat pussy like this pool
No.838477
Fine line between love and hate.
Fabulous.
No.838478
>>838474
Implying you're an shota.
And that I am a 19 year old woman.
Wanna /ss/?
>>838475
You love it, don't you?
No.838479
No.838480
No.838481
loco isn't a shota though
he's just garbage
No.838482
No.838483
File: 1456695247617.png (201.54 KB, 1280x975, 256:195, tumblr_inline_o38mkjGYq11r….png)
>>838478
I
AM TURNING 23
IN LESS THAN A MONTH
No.838484
>>838483
Doesn't require the age.
Wanna /ss/ kid?
No.838486
File: 1456695333650.png (223.97 KB, 1280x1417, 1280:1417, tumblr_inline_o37z5eXELy1r….png)
No.838487
No.838488
File: 1456695396173.jpg (143.77 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, screenshot2016-02-15-01h52….jpg)
No.838489
>>838487
Not really. I think I'm maybe 175.
No.838490
am I the only person ilsa doesn't try to fuck
No.838491
>>838490
Honestly I don't do it seriously.
The only person I am serious with is beep boop
No.838492
No.838493
I did a little google conversion
I am 155~ cm
No.838494
>>838493
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No.838495
No.838496
File: 1456695601341.png (212.54 KB, 1280x1213, 1280:1213, tumblr_inline_nyyawzikoJ1r….png)
No.838498
I saw him first though
it's okay test we can be shota sized together
No.838499
>>838493
...
You're a shota.
No.838500
No.838501
>>838497
SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON TO
SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON TO LIVE
No.838502
>>838500
I would. But you have to pretty tall.
Never thought I'd miss being short.
No.838504
No.838505
No.838506
>>838503
<3
>>838502
You can be the s and I'll be the 19 year old woman ya?
No.838507
>>838503
Sorry.
I used to be real tiny. Now I'm "tall".
I never bully the shorter ones, but I'm not gonna lie.
No.838508
>>838503
<3
>>838502
You can be the s and I'll be the 19 year old woman ya?
No.838509
>/ss/
FUCKING NAZI BASTARDS
No.838510
>>838506
Sounds good.
>you can be the s
Is there a guide or do I just go with your flow?
No.838511
>>838510
You can be the shota.
No.838512
>>838507
I don't lie either. It's unbecoming. I won't say it's fun being short, but there ain't nothing you can do about it, might as well own it.
No.838515
>>838511
Wasn't that the plan in the first place?
No.838516
Imagine this, turning a boy into a crossdresser for you.
Like a straight dude, making him crossdress for your entertainment, making him your bitch.
>inb4 erio says "thats one of my fetishes"
No.838517
>>838515
Yes it was.
So, wanna /ss/?
No.838518
>>838514
I mostly drink diet Coke nowadays.
No.838519
>>838516
I've heard that desire before.
>>838517
Yeah, sure.
No.838520
>>838516
That's one of my fetishes
No.838521
File: 1456696458544.jpg (182.51 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, screenshot2016-02-15-00h58….jpg)
No.838522
File: 1456696492232.png (78.31 KB, 500x609, 500:609, tumblr_inline_o0m9q2HlU71r….png)
No.838523
File: 1456696492596.jpg (143.94 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, screenshot2016-02-15-17h32….jpg)
No.838524
>>838521
Do you have the stuff or do I bring my own?
No.838526
>>838522
They'll never know
>>838523
;)
No.838528
>>838512
>I won't say it's fun being short, but there ain't nothing you can do about it, might as well own it.
I used to take a sort of pride in it. And telling my friends that "one day, I'll be taller than you", knowing that it'd never happen.
And then it happened.
Which is fun for gloating, but lately I feel like being smaller again.
No.838529
>>838526
;^)
>>838524
We will make the stuff
No.838530
>>838529
Ooh, that's the spirit!
No.838532
>>838531
Don't you mean honk
No.838533
File: 1456696816300.jpg (11.56 KB, 249x100, 249:100, ss (2016-02-28 at 10.59.24….jpg)
Imagine being productive.
No.838534
Jeezus I've been trying to poast for like 9 hours
No.838535
Imagine doing useful things
No.838536
>>838533
Productivity is a myth
No.838537
No.838538
>>838532
No I said beep beep.
No.838540
No.838541
>>838527
"interesting" set of webms
No.838542
>>838540
Is it still /ss/ if I'm taller?
Am I taller?
No.838543
>>838538
That's not how this works
No.838544
>5090 hours of Moba.
>This is just the 2 most played mobas.
>And then only the main accounts.
Imagine getting paid minimum wage for this.
No.838546
No.838548
No.838550
>>838543
fiiiine, then. fuck it
No.838551
No.838552
>>838549
>>838549
oh god I love papa frank, almost as much as I love our lord and saviour Papa John
No.838554
>>838553
>Is it /ss/ if I'm taller
The of course was to that
No.838555
>Try to post on 8Chan
Error. Try again.
>Try again.
STOP FLOODING
No.838557
>>838554
Then we're good to go!
No.838558
No.838559
No.838560
>>838542
It's not /ss/ because both of you are dudes.
No.838561
>>838557
My house 15 minutes, kay?
No.838563
>>838560
Nono. he's the 19 year old woman.
>>838561
Address where
No.838564
>>838562
you know what doesn't suck?
No.838565
No.838566
>>838563
Wait.
What?
Wouldn't he be the shota since he's an underage dude and you being...somehow the women?
No.838567
>>838566
Wrong, I'm 19 and a woman.
No.838568
>>838465
You procramsterbator! Get to work! ♥
>>838467
Then I'll wash your car to a White Snake song.
>>838468
Shots, then finishing other people's drinks. That's me. And at least you didn't lose your keys.
>>838476
Dang, that is a nice pool. Party at Ian's! Let's all just show up unannounced!
No.838569
>>838567
No you're not female unless he's trying to sext you
you dingus
No.838570
>>838566
See >>838567
Also, I'm not a woman?
>>838565
That's a bit far.
Gimme 20 minutes instead.
>>838568
But it's holiday...
No.838571
>>838569
I'm a 19 year old woman tho
No.838572
>>838564
Black Desert?
Beer?
Alcohol?
Squirrels?
Married women?
No.838573
>>838569
>unless he's trying to sext you
Is that not what this is?
No.838574
No.838575
>>838573
No no no tsuchi
Tsuchi is not actively at this moment sexting ghostie
So she's not a girl
No.838577
>>838574
waat
>>838575
Ahhhh.
Fair fair.
No.838578
>>838568
>finishing other people's drinks.
There is a good reason we are friends♥
Ever heard of "minesweeper", so terrible but. You know. Sometimes you gotta.
Did you lose your keys?
I had a moment of absolute panic when I remembered I was chatting to someone on FB and thought "Oh shit I hope I didnt go HAM", luckily drunk scoot is still sorta sensibel.
No.838579
>>838577
lets do the straight shota
No.838580
>>838579
Yeah yeah. That's why I said your place in 20 minutes.
It takes 20 cuz cali
No.838581
>>838576
*whispers into your ear*
Why's that bby~?
No.838582
>>838570
Oooh. Well then screw it. [spoiler]*squish*[/spoiler
]>>838578
They fell out of my bag and ended up under my friend's car seat and I have a little bit of an emotional breakdown. What's a minesweeper?!
No.838583
>>838580
alright, tell me when here
No.838584
>>838582
Indeed!
I really should start. It's super important. I just don't... feel like it?
No.838585
>>838568
Nothing hotter than manual labor and Whitesnake
No.838586
>>838582
You think you're the darn tootenest don't ya
I'm here to debate both your tootines
and your rootinus
How do you the accused plea?
No.838588
>>838586
But... Sabs is the tootenest.
No.838589
>>838581
just because you've always been cool.
No.838591
>>838582
A little breakdown? Due to keys? Oh you~
Minesweeper is where... when... you are in a bar and have little/no money. You basically... like the pc game minesweeper... must avoid the roulette of a bad drink... er, basically its where you finish off other left drinks in a pub. Pretty gross. My friend who went to a different uni used to do it.
>tbh he had little cash due to living arrangement in halls.
No.838592
>>838588
I don't recall calling any witnesses to the stand!
However, your words have been taken into consideration
what is your relation to the accused?
No.838593
>>838589
Jajajajaja
That's good, mon! Jajajajaja
No.838595
>>838592
>le bord face.jif~
No.838596
File: 1456698354092.png (696.54 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, 8ceffe58d44239986a95bfa1e6….png)
Oh yeah Fortune, I put this here >>838361
No.838597
>>838587
Do you want me to take the lead?
No.838598
>>838595
Chen what are you doing all the way up there
No.838599
File: 1456698422389.jpg (336.68 KB, 450x964, 225:482, 65fddbd1aeae9cd18b83169315….jpg)
No.838600
>>838585
Cheerleader outfit, shorts and a tank, or 17th century conquistador armor?
>>838584
Well, it's the weekend and a holiday, so that's two reasons not to feel like it.
>>838586
Guilty! Lethally inject me full of electric chairs!
>>838591
Oooh. Ha! No, no, I was just finishing my friends' drinks. They're lightweights 'cause they're all classy ladies and...I'm not.
And yes, I cried a little 'cause I could find my keys. It was embarrassing.
No.838601
>>838600
well by golly gee willickers
you certainly are rooty
and your tootines has been vouched for...
I Think you passsed the test
No.838602
>>838596
Ah, I missed that, thanks.
Nice to meet you. I'm Fortune. Some call me Cookie. Not too be confused with Cooki.
I've been kinda absent recently, so there's a lot of new faces that I'm unfamiliar with. Wasn't sure if I knew ya.
>>838597
Yes please.
As proper shota, I have no experience.
No.838603
>>838600
d'awwww sabrina! your adorable... sorry for patronizing the emotional ball of energy you are. Cute!
>classy lady
>im not
Hah! Thats muh girl,
>croppe dhair when
No.838604
File: 1456698592543.jpg (166.69 KB, 708x1044, 59:87, fdde99dbb510ac28ccc397846c….jpg)
>>838600
Does it really matter? It's all coming off anyway.
No.838605
>>838602
Well uhhh
Huh
Goodpoint.
Pretend here we did everything that /ss/ encompasses.
Little brother play etc etc
No.838606
>>838600
And I've been 'sick' for weeks. condition.
No.838607
>>838593
you honks with the best of them.
No.838608
>>838598
>le fucking slav.jpeg
lololol omg Bardu
>>838607
You circlejerkin pretty hard, mon. It's gettin all over meh. But thanks!
No.838610
>>838609
Remember. Tomorrow. Prompt. I will be expecting.
No.838611
>>838605
Truly, that might be the best of solutions.
That sure was... fun, huh?
No.838612
No.838613
>>838601
I stay passin' tests, fam. Crib sheets all up in...in the crib.
>>838603
I dunno Dooter, I always talk a big game about doing it, but then I don't. I'm a chiggun.
>>838604
Nothing's so sensual as some candles, rose pedals leading to the bed, Barry White on the stereo, and the sound of heavy armor thudding to the floor. It takes half an hour to remove, btw.
>>838606
Poor thing. :(
I bet you'll do fine when you're well enough to get back to it.
No.838614
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>>838610
Oh did you know i only have one arm
so I can't jerk off onto it because there's just the one
No.838615
>>838613
It's all coding. If I feel too bad to do it, I'm ded.
>>838612
Hit me up if you ever feel like some more of that, mkay?
No.838616
>sabs crying over lost keys
That's the cutest thing ever
No.838617
>>838613
I'll pick you up on a white stallion and my best jousting gear, it'll be so fucking hot
No.838618
No.838619
I have a friend who's spent months in a looney bin. He's also spend half a year in a buddhist cloister in france to calm down after he tried to morder his father.
I've seen him cry only once.
He was late for class.
No.838621
No.838622
>>838620
Yoo Mordin.
Long time no 'see'
No.838623
Anyhow, i'm off. Have a good week gang.
>>838613
You are just a 'fraidy cat! mew mew mew wuss!
If you do It I will let you choose a tattoo for myself.
Anywho, gonna watch an programme and then go to bed
Do remember my steams just there if you wanna chat shit and get hit. Have a good evening♥
don't be a stranger, creeper
>>838614
Jerk off onto a serface and smear it. Jeez I don't know. I am not the one who has to do it.
>night
No.838624
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No.838627
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No.838628
>>838627
Good. But I do feel like someone kicks me in the stomach about every hour.
Other than that, quite fine.
How's Mordin?
No.838630
No.838631
>>838617
Mmm, fuck yeah. Sparks'll fly as we grind iron on iron.
>>838616
My Spec's card is on that key chain!
>>838615
Cookie! I'm out of interesting things to say. Halp?
>>838623
Good night, dear. I'll bug you later. Take good care of yourself and enjoy your programme, you fancy pants! ♥
No.838632
No.838633
>>838631
I've never been the conversationmaker out the two of us.
You usually say something amazing and I'm speechless for two to three posts.
How's life??
No.838634
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>>838630
Would you like the 5 dorra special, like usuaul?
>>838632
>>
No.838635
>>838631
>My Spec's card
Those are linked to your phone number.
No.838636
>>838628
Just got out of bed. I hope you'll feel better, if that is possible. I think I sort of saw you mention something about that at an earlier date so I do not know how permanent your issues are.
No.838637
No.838638
>>838634
I don't wear fedora's, sorry.
No.838639
>>838608
cool cool, whatcha been doin?
No.838641
>>838636
Very permanent, but at varying... degrees. It can be gone for weeks and then come back as strong as before.
No.838642
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Test, are you still here?
No.838643
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>>838640
>>838640
Im watching some Trump rally right now
No.838644
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>>838643
I'm watching people play mobas instead.
No.838645
No.838646
>>838641
Alright, well in that case I hope that more pleasant times come soon.
No.838647
Is Trump high on the polls because people want him as prez, or just for lack of a better alternative?
No.838648
>>838646
Yeah, me too.
Got any good plans ahead?
No.838649
there are no good options
No.838650
>>838646
Wait.
You just woke up.
Sometime around or after midnight...?
No.838651
>>838637
That girl is hawt.
>>838638
Oh ok so you're just into men
No.838652
>>838647
In US politics it's always the latter for the overwhelming majority but there still are a lot of strongholds for certain candidates.
No.838653
>>838608
You're absoluteley Honkers
No.838654
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>>838648
Not anything concrete yet, we shall see what the future holds. It could be anything. It's like a mystery box.
>>838650
Yeah something like that.
No.838655
>>838647
Because americans dont like illegal muslims and mexicans I bet
No.838656
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No.838657
>>838647
He's not really that high in the polls. He just has a lot of support that does go away and no one else wants to get out of the nomination race so he can get beat by someone.
No.838658
>>838657
>He's not really that high in the polls.
Also, this.
He has no majority, just is in the lead.
No.838659
>>838651
I feel like agreeing to that statement will make things easier.
>>838652
Fair enough.
>>838654
Dayum.
Why? How?
>>838657
I dunno the polls.
>>838655
Fair. But there must be more to his campaign.
>>838658
...What's the difference?
Is it that the states that have voted so far are just favoring him?
No.838660
>>838656
I'll fite u for him, m8
No.838661
>>838633
Life is like this doohickey. No one knows what or why it is, so you can either tinker with it until you figure it out or just find something more fun to do.
>>838635
Ooooh, right.
No.838662
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>>838660
That'd be a mistake.
He is rich af fam.
Also super smart.
No.838663
>>838659
my state voted for shillary
No.838664
>>838659
I have no real statistics for the actual average but he wins some states with less than 40%. I think all of his wins and polls are in that ballpark.
No.838665
Life is like a mystery box, you never know what's inside.
>>838659
I dunno. I was tired and then I woke up.
No.838666
>>838661
Yeah, at check out, they'll just ask to look it up by number or scan the on in store for the discounts.
I don't think it's a rewards based thing, just cheaper prices on certain things.
No.838668
>>838662
I'm ur daddy. You can't date this kid. he's a fucking scrub
No.838669
>>838668
i wanna date a poster named b e b o p, so that would be my preference, like him.
No.838670
>>838669
I'm gonna spank ur ass
No.838672
>>838670
While I am super into that, I would rather him do it than you.
No.838673
>>838671
It could be anything!
No.838674
>>838661
that thing a bong?
it'd make an awesome bong.
No.838675
Told someone I had a dick.
>"Wtf you catfished me????"
I mean, he literally went to my twitter profile, thought I was a girl, started hitting on me without knowing me, then complains when i tell him I have a dick.
FAM
No.838676
>>838672
I'm your father I can do whatever I want!!!
You're making poor choices in men!!!
lol jaykay man. Good roleplay tho, that stuff is hawt.
No.838677
>>838673
I'll open it now.
No.838678
>>838667
no way that's not one
No.838679
>>838676
I mean, I did it a cringely large amount with a wide assortment of people.
But you are my father? Whaaa?
No.838680
>>838675
>improper use of the term catfish
people like him trigger me
No.838682
>>838679
Yaa? What, you have a problem with Chennie being your father?
>>838680
Triggers are for niggers!
ayy
No.838683
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>>838677
Oh but do you dare open it? Is it a mystery box, or is it pandoras box?
No.838684
>>838680
What does catfish even mean, apart from the shit eating fish?
No.838686
>>838680
At least he said I would look pretty in a dress.
>>838682
But you aren't my mothers husband!
No.838687
>>838685
Have you seen Luke Skywalker's bong? It's pretty incredible.
No.838688
>>838684
I think it is when somebody from the internet pretends to be somebody who they aren['t for an extended period of time
like Bern
Bern was catfish
No.838689
>>838683
If its pandoras box then I guess everyone is gonna die because i'm opening it.
No.838690
>>838687
I'm not sure I have
Is it
long and green?
No.838691
>>838688
So like...the overwhelming majority of this community?
No.838692
>>838691
I wouldn't know
I've never met the overwheming majority l
No.838693
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>>838686
Not anymore, you're right! She left me for a younger man, that beeoch!
>>838690
OH NO LOLOLOL
>
No.838694
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No.838696
>>838693
Manaka isn't a bitch
No.838698
>>838693
bro i want that bong
No.838699
>>838692
90% of the old group were "girls" at one point or another.
No.838702
>>838700
That too.
They weren't even like failtraps, just neckbeards.
No.838703
>>838699
oh my
so they transitioned then?
No.838704
>>838696
You know nothing, Ghostie.
>>838698
It's the best bong in the world
No.838705
>>838701
i really
really like this image
No.838706
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No.838707
>>838703
What? No. You know the people I'm talking about in the chat that were just dudes pretending to be girls on the internet for reasons too autistic to comprehend.
No.838708
>>838702
We need some female to male posters.
No.838709
>>838707
my god so many of them did it
No.838711
Woooooow, Tony. That's greeeaaat.
>>838705
♥
No.838712
>>838708
There was one of those but everyone just kept trying to convince it to stay a girl while they tried to hit on them.
>>838709
Like, all of them at one point under whatever new personas they made up.
No.838713
>>838712
like 3 of the people i dated did that shit
No.838715
>>838706
I'll spank ur ass
No.838716
No.838720
No.838721
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>>838710
Have you seen how bad the fake penies look?
Its actually disgusting.
>>838712
pfft who was it?
No.838722
>>838718
it's like 60 degrees here
so awesome
No.838724
>>838719
what are you eating
>>838721
what is a fake penies
No.838725
No.838727
>>838713
Mana, MGD, and who else?
>>838718
That looks like the type of place where the neighbors are going to call the cops, thinking that house was broken into.
>>838721
I don't think they've even existed since 2011 sometime.
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No.838741
>>838723
Welmies!
>>838724
Chicken burrito.