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File: 1456702471396.jpg (193.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, a bathtub full of feels.jpg)

 No.838729

Ra-ra-rasputin.

Russia's greatest love machine.

 No.838731

File: 1456702500345.jpg (173.04 KB, 818x735, 818:735, screenshot2016-02-24-18h40….jpg)


 No.838732

File: 1456702545913.png (63.21 KB, 338x264, 169:132, 000030.png)

what was wit hthat penis ban


 No.838733

File: 1456702615630.jpg (29.59 KB, 640x354, 320:177, gftbh.jpg)


 No.838734

File: 1456702617812.png (208.81 KB, 376x381, 376:381, body not ready.png)

>>838725

How goes it? .///.

>>838732

It's a FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


 No.838735

File: 1456702630680.jpg (41.92 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 12677287_1055749067822211_….jpg)

>>838732

thas my dick

Do you like it


 No.838736

File: 1456702660746.png (14.74 KB, 200x221, 200:221, Hamster-Dance1.png)

>>838734

what is the relevance of tha

==

specific fake penis


 No.838737

File: 1456702663372.png (189.36 KB, 400x600, 2:3, ovQnx1u02uqxo1_400.png)

>>838732

It was a penis someone made for a girl who wanted to be a guy.


 No.838738

File: 1456702685648.jpg (18.62 KB, 300x210, 10:7, goofy titties.jpg)

>>838735

these are my tiddies

do you like them


 No.838739

>>838734

Pretty sleepy, and a bit of a headache.

But I had the best night of sleep ever and I think before bed was the happiest time ever as far as recent times go.

Whats up with you?


 No.838740

File: 1456702723987.jpg (263.13 KB, 1670x2362, 835:1181, 1456666077196.jpg)

>>838738

Your stomach titty is very nice.


 No.838742

>>838738

Holy saucer nipples.


 No.838743

File: 1456702799681.gif (128.32 KB, 350x317, 350:317, swag.gif)

>>838723

Welmies!

>>838724

Chicken burrito.


 No.838744

File: 1456702799647.jpg (206.31 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sonerchillin.jpg)

>>838737

Why would a girl ever want to be a guy


 No.838745

File: 1456702844636.jpg (36.69 KB, 640x426, 320:213, eye`.jpg)

>>838740

>>838742

Don't you just wanna fry up an omelette on em?


 No.838746

File: 1456702851141.jpg (119.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, wak.jpg)

I'm gonna eat my burrito now, bbl.


 No.838747

File: 1456702948331.jpg (381.31 KB, 810x780, 27:26, wakarilol.jpg)


 No.838748

File: 1456702948717.jpg (263.13 KB, 1670x2362, 835:1181, 1456666077196.jpg)

>>838745

I want to cover them in prosthetics and use them as a prop in a low budget alien horror film.


 No.838749

>>838745

Saucer nips are actually cute.


 No.838750

File: 1456702988402.png (127.08 KB, 634x316, 317:158, showmeyadick.png)

>>838748

oh lcoo you're

gonna make me cum


 No.838751

File: 1456702993823.jpg (263.13 KB, 1670x2362, 835:1181, 1456666077196.jpg)

I want to market them as a children's play area.


 No.838752

File: 1456703024981.png (104.42 KB, 423x418, 423:418, 000211.png)

>>838749

you don't need to pretend to be straight

it's alright we accept you


 No.838753

File: 1456703063306.jpg (58.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Nanatsu_Ban_12.jpg)

>>838744

Because they really like girls and don't like guys?


 No.838754

File: 1456703081313.png (63.82 KB, 324x380, 81:95, 000066.png)

>>838751

I wanna use them as tiddy punching bags


 No.838755

File: 1456703084604.png (162.13 KB, 272x426, 136:213, [Mami Tetris theme].png)

>>838736

It's like the Michael Jackson of dicks looking all pasty like that lol

>>838739

Just got home from work with a day off tomorrow. And I got another raise lol

Electrolytes and aspirin, m'dear.

>>838743

How's it been, diggy?

>>838746

adahgsdlgiunaeivw


 No.838756

File: 1456703133960.png (55.44 KB, 315x317, 315:317, 000003.png)

>>838753

I wish I could be a lesbian sometimes

but then I suppose I am thankful to be a boy


 No.838757

File: 1456703201093.png (52.93 KB, 242x283, 242:283, 000232.png)

>>838755

is that

Wish's Michael Jackson dick


 No.838758

File: 1456703252434.jpg (213.41 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, now with saucer nipples.jpg)


 No.838759

Ah man that was good..

>>838755

Better. Things are looking up.

You?


 No.838760

File: 1456703289445.jpg (418.49 KB, 1280x1847, 1280:1847, 1wnc4pAmw1r0yseyo1_1280.jpg)

>>838756

Just be a lesbian with a penis.


 No.838761

>>838755

Congrats on the raise!!

And sounds fun, was work enjoyable for you?

I just took some painkillers and im drinking some watter so I hope that helps


 No.838762

File: 1456703335223.jpg (83.67 KB, 640x720, 8:9, 1455580895474.jpg)

hallo friends


 No.838763

File: 1456703363097.png (72.04 KB, 249x342, 83:114, 000027.png)

>>838758

>>838760

I feel like one sometimes

Sexuality is confusing

what turns a certain fella on changes sometimes you know


 No.838764

File: 1456703424866.png (176.39 KB, 319x286, 29:26, BOTNETBOTNETBOTNETBOTNETBO….png)

>>838757

Maybe.

>>838759

That's good to hear, mang.

Same here ^~^

Also I'm watching HGTV lol

>>838761

Thanks. It was kind of a surprise. It was kinda slow-ish today but it wasn't bad.

Sometimes you just gotta take a break from staring at screens tbh


 No.838765

File: 1456703453448.gif (638.55 KB, 600x656, 75:82, 0z8Iqq1t0buo4o1_r1_1280.gif)

>>838763

I always thought you liked dicks.


 No.838766

>>838764

As long as it isn't bad!

And I did take a break for a while earlier, like just relaxed and closed my eyes.

Then I fell asleep though so thats an issue.


 No.838767

File: 1456703511789.jpg (133.07 KB, 835x822, 835:822, 1453421596404.jpg)

wooooooooooow


 No.838768

File: 1456703532673.jpg (164.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, where's her goddamn nipple….jpg)

>>838763

Her having no nipples weirds me out.


 No.838769

File: 1456703553613.png (25.67 KB, 156x181, 156:181, 000107.png)

>>838765

my biggest turn on is a good personality

I couldn't care less what someone has at the hips

though i kinda prefer girls

how about you


 No.838770

File: 1456703572661.png (70.01 KB, 399x282, 133:94, 000045.png)

>>838768

very e fondlabl


 No.838771

File: 1456703596699.png (55.51 KB, 308x308, 1:1, lists.png)

>>838766

Ah, I see, I see. Naps are always quick to backfire x_x


 No.838772

>my biggest turn on is personality

>dates mgd


 No.838773

File: 1456703621185.webm (325 KB, 720x404, 180:101, look how calm she is.webm)

>>838764

>HGTV

what's on?

>>838767


 No.838774

File: 1456703632985.jpg (25.8 KB, 579x441, 193:147, I feel it2.jpg)


 No.838775

File: 1456703674488.png (723.46 KB, 959x638, 959:638, 1377777.png)

>>838769

I just like things that look feminine.

As long as it looks like a girl my dick doesn't know the difference.


 No.838776

File: 1456703678446.jpg (59.96 KB, 620x670, 62:67, 1433892213361.jpg)

>>838763

I've been into robots and a couple other things since I was like six d00d.


 No.838777

File: 1456703687496.png (169.97 KB, 317x313, 317:313, I pick my scabs.png)

>>838773

Some house remodel-y show like all of the shows.


 No.838778

File: 1456703721754.png (95.31 KB, 342x279, 38:31, pout.png)

>>838777

Gonna do something with the wallpaper?


 No.838779

File: 1456703732852.png (205.96 KB, 571x429, 571:429, dagdsag.png)

>grim links you twice


 No.838780

File: 1456703752660.gif (186.3 KB, 500x282, 250:141, wave.gif)


 No.838781

>>838771

They are unfortunately ;;


 No.838782

File: 1456703798454.png (107.04 KB, 339x418, 339:418, sanks.png)

>>838775

I'm a fan of your outlook my man

i might even

'like' it

>>838776

AYY BBA THSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>.

>I've been into robots and a couple other things since I was like six d00d.

SS

>.

S

>I've been into robots and a couple other things since I was like six d00d.

SSSSSSSSSS

>.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


 No.838783

>>838782

Reported for spam.


 No.838784

File: 1456703846670.jpg (110.35 KB, 800x628, 200:157, 1456622550328.jpg)

only 23 minutes to go guys


 No.838785

File: 1456703847681.png (224.91 KB, 390x390, 1:1, I'm a denizen now!.png)


 No.838786

File: 1456703880048.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.52 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1456411750718.webm)


 No.838787

>>838785

accento en la e tu fucking autisto


 No.838788

>>838786

>design a girl

>call it a boy

what did god mean by this?


 No.838789

>>838786

I was expecting it to be a super manface when it was put into frame.


 No.838790

>>838787

Touche~


 No.838791

File: 1456704037016.png (134.99 KB, 400x800, 1:2, vtByDW1u02uqxo1_1280.png)

>>838782

My outlook is the most reasonable one out there.


 No.838792

>>838790

dont tilde at me


 No.838793

File: 1456704103133.png (135.9 KB, 490x132, 245:66, ss (2016-02-22 at 02.26.06….png)

>>838782

That's like 24 years, for reference.


 No.838794

File: 1456704148376.jpg (221.3 KB, 832x1044, 208:261, nxghee340C1r0hpzko1_1280.jpg)

>>838786

Thanks for that I guess.


 No.838795

File: 1456704178430.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.64 MB, 800x448, 25:14, 1435970936280.webm)

>>838788

I don't know, but I love those hips.

>>838789

>looking at the face


 No.838796

File: 1456704186412.png (95.39 KB, 382x373, 382:373, (1).png)

>>838792

It was a really bad joke where I didn't use the accent mark again rogl


 No.838797

>>838785

your own home renovation stuff


 No.838798

File: 1456704253424.jpg (67.32 KB, 626x466, 313:233, How Can Hips Be Real If Ou….jpg)

revys are better


 No.838799

>>838795

I mean, it's kind of the whole reason their faces are always out of frame.


 No.838800

File: 1456704287629.jpg (263.13 KB, 1670x2362, 835:1181, 1456666077196.jpg)

>>838798

isn't that kamuu


 No.838801

File: 1456704369229.png (955.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-02-28_19-05-44[1].png)

>It's okay to hurt

F

E

E

L

Z


 No.838802

>>838798

Jesus...what?

>>838799

Yeah I suppose.


 No.838803

File: 1456704435368.jpg (178.35 KB, 750x750, 1:1, actual girls getting fucke….jpg)

>>838797

lol nah. We painted the walls and that was that.


 No.838804

File: 1456704457685.jpg (142.35 KB, 737x550, 67:50, gag the fag.jpg)


 No.838805

>>838798

post yours now


 No.838806

File: 1456704496291.gif (128.32 KB, 350x317, 350:317, swag.gif)

>>838803

show show


 No.838807

>>838804

Super gay, bro.


 No.838808

File: 1456704523795.jpg (1.09 MB, 1456x2592, 91:162, IMG_20160228_155036509_HDR.jpg)

All buckled in off to go see kizumonogatari.

Feeling good for the first time in months, though not good enough to pop up anywhere besides this place where I will most likely not be recognized. I'm not dead yet.


 No.838809

File: 1456704539808.webm (Spoiler Image, 441.41 KB, 320x240, 4:3, It.webm)


 No.838810

>>838808

What the fuck is wrong with you?


 No.838811

>>838808

.....tell me this isn't real


 No.838812

File: 1456704582384.png (102.73 KB, 426x348, 71:58, oh shit nigger.png)

>this nigga is actually going with a body pillow


 No.838813

File: 1456704587875.jpg (454.32 KB, 1280x1810, 128:181, tumblr_o2ndj6atyC1tbz2luo1….jpg)

>>838808

She's so pretty! Have fun!


 No.838814

File: 1456704609659.jpg (189.45 KB, 897x735, 299:245, screenshot2016-02-24-18h34….jpg)

Nice


 No.838815

>>838809

great noises


 No.838816

File: 1456704668589.png (1 MB, 637x1135, 637:1135, 13333333.png)

>>838808

You're not dead yet but I can always hope.


 No.838817

File: 1456704731835.png (215.24 KB, 512x600, 64:75, (105).png)

>>838806

Calm down. They're just white.


 No.838818

File: 1456704799604.png (162.15 KB, 780x720, 13:12, dohoho.png)

>>>>838817

I was expecting some big designs or something.


 No.838819

File: 1456704820011.png (226.08 KB, 657x280, 657:280, kjlkjlkjljlk.PNG)

>>838808

Also, that's tomorrow. Are you just gonna leave it like that all night?


 No.838820

File: 1456704849389.png (49.71 KB, 397x283, 397:283, chenah.png)

>>838808

Let us know if there is anyone else there with a body pillow.


 No.838821

File: 1456704881507.webm (Spoiler Image, 7.89 MB, 290x524, 145:262, mouth on training 2230930.webm)


 No.838822

File: 1456704916079.jpg (53.24 KB, 606x216, 101:36, ss (2016-02-27 at 12.21.37….jpg)

>>838820

ill take pics if I see any

>>838819

>


 No.838823

File: 1456704918972.jpg (32.69 KB, 333x260, 333:260, 079.jpg)

>>838805

i have man hips

i am no trap


 No.838824

>>838808

It better be lewd on the other side


 No.838825

spoilers is also my waifu


 No.838826

>>838822

I may have mistook you for one of the other Kitten/Kitty/etc.


 No.838827

File: 1456705029155.png (198.56 KB, 363x371, 363:371, ss (2015-06-22 at 10.19.25….png)

>>838808

>any gatari aside from katana


 No.838828

File: 1456705048617.png (175.25 KB, 500x528, 125:132, npud8xjE3B1uragevo1_500.png)

>>838823

If I pay for your pills will you transition?


 No.838829

File: 1456705083223.png (156.85 KB, 344x480, 43:60, despair is my favorite dip….png)

>>838818

Wat? Why?


 No.838830

File: 1456705085654.jpg (1.18 MB, 1456x2592, 91:162, IMG_20160228_155006389.jpg)

>>838824

just a panty flash

Shinobu is pure and shall be kept pure.

>>838826

most likely considering I don't know anyone in this thread besides grim and bard.

Leaving now, bye.


 No.838831

File: 1456705122131.png (272.86 KB, 1321x559, 1321:559, this didn't have to happen.png)

>>838829

Because you're arty.


 No.838832

File: 1456705156045.gif (904.25 KB, 500x532, 125:133, nervous shaking.gif)

>I don't know anyone in this thread besides grim and bard.

wait what


 No.838833

File: 1456705243870.png (91.38 KB, 211x270, 211:270, but I've been here this en….png)

>>838831

Maybe a little.


 No.838834

File: 1456705249005.jpg (113.56 KB, 1070x1080, 107:108, 1413006929671.jpg)

>Shinobu fans

This is really just a meme isn't it? Like, someone told you to like her before you even saw the show or something.


 No.838835

>>838834

Have not seen but I like her laugh :3


 No.838836

File: 1456705360600.gif (904.25 KB, 500x532, 125:133, nervous shaking.gif)

KA KA KA KA KILL YOURSLEF


 No.838837

>>838835

You didn't even see bakemonogatari?


 No.838838

File: 1456705368363.jpg (34.24 KB, 400x240, 5:3, Breakfast of Champions.jpg)

>>838834

Senjougahara is like, literally autistic and doesn't know how to interact with people.


 No.838839

>>838837

I got S on the insane beatmap of the OP if that counts


 No.838840

>>838837

You don't hear her laugh until nisemonogatari

kill urshelf


 No.838841

File: 1456705479142.jpg (228.74 KB, 1083x1217, 1083:1217, 1441492130114.jpg)

>>838839

I don't think that counts. Which OP? There are 5 OPs in the first season.


 No.838842

File: 1456705480237.png (51.55 KB, 279x240, 93:80, ka.png)


 No.838843

>>838840

STEAM ME RIGHT NOW


 No.838844

>>838840

Absolutely irrelevant seeing as he said he hadn't seen it.


 No.838845

>>838841

Neko's is the only decent one in the first season.


 No.838846

File: 1456705527552.gif (999.98 KB, 500x525, 20:21, Oshino_Kiss-Shot_Acerola-O….gif)


 No.838847


 No.838848

File: 1456705592016.png (120.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png)

>>838847

I FORGOT WHO YOU ARE


 No.838849

>>838848

I think he's the Sci one.


 No.838850

F U R R Y

not Sci.


 No.838851

File: 1456705641238.jpg (104.83 KB, 550x738, 275:369, screenshot2016-02-24-18h53….jpg)

>The Sci one


 No.838852

Love that filter


 No.838853

File: 1456705674530.png (249.93 KB, 704x400, 44:25, Oshino_Kiss-Shot_Acerola-O….png)

>>838848

That's the way it should be, I'm going back off the radar again now maybe ill appear if I manage to pass school. I'll be back in my pit of depression tomorrow and gone again.

Actually leaving now i keep delaying bye


 No.838854

File: 1456705682641.gif (138.45 KB, 300x217, 300:217, EYEBROWS INTENSIFY.gif)

Did I #realtalk you last night about your university


 No.838855

Ok you're not that guy


 No.838856

File: 1456705729030.png (1.05 MB, 994x1033, 994:1033, 1444418519334.png)

>>838845

I think most of them are decent. I can't think of an OP that I thought was awful out of the monogatari ones. Out of any of the seasons. Maybe one from the second season, I can hardly remember all of those. There was the nadeko one, the senjougahara/kaiki one and uuuh... what else?


 No.838857

>>838849

he's not


 No.838858

unless there is another Sci kitten


 No.838859

File: 1456705776103.jpg (33.22 KB, 640x640, 1:1, cross.jpg)


 No.838860

>>838841

staple stable

I think

Is it like a super-natural Amagami SS?


 No.838861

File: 1456705874877.png (20.27 KB, 324x219, 108:73, nomns35BQH1up5qwko4_400.png)


 No.838862

>>838856

Both of Hachikuji's and Nadeko's OPs for both seasons sucked.

TITS' two OPs were both good.

Kanbaru's both sucked.

Senjougahara's were listenable.

Both of the sisters' were good.

All of Owari's were meh.


 No.838863

>>838860

The OPs change multiple times per season based on who the current episode arc is about.


 No.838864

>>838860

staple stable is the senjougahara OP sung by chiwa saito. It's the first one, then you have kaerimichi by emiri kato, uuuuh.... the sawashiro one which name I forgot, renai circulation by kana hana and sugarsweet nightmare by yui horie.

>>838862

Renai circulation is like more meme status than platinum disco though. I prefer the marshmellow justice over platinum disco


 No.838865

>>838828

you know

id say no but it does kinda seem like a fun thing to do

be a girl

if only i could go back


 No.838866

File: 1456706090509.gif (1.23 MB, 268x357, 268:357, nwegfeL6F01rvrfsqo4_400.gif)

>>838865

Will just pump you full of testosterone when you wanna go back.


 No.838867

ambivalent world is the sawashiro OP from first season.


 No.838868

>>838866

i wonder if that would work

or i'd just end up looking like a monster


 No.838869

Got jumpscared super hard in the witcher, just squeaked like an idiot


 No.838870

>>838869

what part


 No.838871

File: 1456706208466.png (225.78 KB, 640x323, 640:323, 13666666666.png)

>>838868

You might end up looking like a hairy lady.


 No.838872

File: 1456706213994.jpg (2.75 MB, 2693x3744, 2693:3744, 1443610933240.jpg)

Also the kaiki/senjougahara OP was great. the way they had it go back and forth between the 80s look and the current one was great.


 No.838873

>>838864

I'd have to go looking through my library to find the actual names of them.

The bad ones aren't so bad you just have to cringe but they're just not even listenable to when they get shuffled on. I just love Tsukihi's VA so it's probably why like. Marshmallow Justice isn't bad, though Nise in general was a creeptastic low point for the series in a way.


 No.838874

>>838870

A bird pops up in your face and shrieks

Like a bird without any skin or feathers on it


 No.838875

File: 1456706435609.jpg (16.89 KB, 210x240, 7:8, carlos.jpg)

6:04 PM - Pareidolia: I finally have internet!

6:48 PM - Pareidolia is now Offline.


 No.838876


 No.838877

File: 1456706495814.jpg (21.72 KB, 480x283, 480:283, 13.jpg)

>>838862

I didn't see owari because I spoiled myself like years in advance, so I dont know all of those OPs. I don't even know where they cut it off.

>>838873

Yeah nise was sort of meh. Too heavy on the fan service and the actual arc was very weak. I just wish they'd have maaya sakamoto sing an OP, maybe with kizu. I know several other shows which OPs she's sang, like soremachi and koufuku graffiti, both shaft shows too.


 No.838878

File: 1456706496900.webm (2.34 MB, 716x404, 179:101, Trump.webm)


 No.838879

File: 1456706660840.png (15.64 KB, 352x179, 352:179, nomns35BQH1up5qwko3_400.png)

>>838878

My fetish


 No.838880

>>838872

Kaiki and 'sode or Meme would probably be my two favorite characters if I had to actually choose just characters, not harem members.

>>838877

Nise was literally him writing fanservice for himself and he ended up publishing it.

She hates doing them is the reason it hasn't been on any of the audio stuff so far or that what I remember someone giving me the answer from an interview.


 No.838881

File: 1456706751950.png (631.72 KB, 548x655, 548:655, 27.PNG)

>>838878

BUILD

A

WALL


 No.838882

File: 1456707047780.png (311.61 KB, 900x585, 20:13, bac0a050684efd151ba1528092….png)

>>838880

Lame. I know she has a music career separate from voice acting so maybe she doesn't like crossing the two.


 No.838883

File: 1456707094614.jpg (121.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [caffeine] Koufuku Graffit….jpg)

And koufuku graffiti was recent as heck too! Just a year ago.


 No.838884

>>838882

Yeah, probably. Since lyrically and thematically anime OPs are, well, the lowest tier of pop.


 No.838885

File: 1456707229875.jpg (147.53 KB, 900x620, 45:31, Nadeko26.jpg)

>>838878

The man, the myth, the legend. Fuck liberals


 No.838886

File: 1456707287126.gif (1.36 MB, 500x278, 250:139, chopsticks.gif)

>>838876

You're nice.


 No.838887

>>838886

Damn I got rekt


 No.838888

File: 1456707458823.webm (3.6 MB, 512x384, 4:3, Thrusgay26.webm)

8's for GACHIMUCHI


 No.838889

File: 1456707865829.jpg (52.57 KB, 636x421, 636:421, more like charli S E X.jpg)

I'll let Charli XCX eat my whole ass


 No.838890

File: 1456707886778.jpg (239.18 KB, 700x629, 700:629, amidoinitrite.jpg)


 No.838891

just got arrested for robbing a store lads


 No.838892

and there's my cue to leave


 No.838893

>>838890

But its not friday?


 No.838894


 No.838895

File: 1456708408281.webm (1.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GREAT.webm)


 No.838896

>>838894

yeah i had to shoop the image to fix the grammatical/spelling mistakes because it triggered me or something


 No.838897

>>838895

Love that guy

Boys make it even better.


 No.838898

the police car crashed and killed me


 No.838899

shut up nezi


 No.838900

File: 1456708802417.jpg (379.13 KB, 1160x963, 1160:963, 1456450577148.jpg)

>>838878

my favorite living person


 No.838901

File: 1456708813754.png (127.04 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, Dude what.png)


 No.838902

File: 1456708816178.png (86.37 KB, 536x349, 536:349, 136666666.png)


 No.838903

>>838896

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT BRO


 No.838904

>>838903

no i get it but it still bothers me to see the grammar mistakes and stuff


 No.838905

File: 1456708906749.png (163.37 KB, 540x757, 540:757, band aid.png)


 No.838906

File: 1456708936438.gif (428.05 KB, 751x432, 751:432, gay.gif)

>>838904

IT'S A MEME YOU DIP


 No.838907

>>838902

Masturbate to more dragon girls.


 No.838908

File: 1456708970734.png (86.37 KB, 536x349, 536:349, 136666666.png)

What the fuck is thISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkUeUKlgbqw


 No.838909

>>838881

best nekopara :d


 No.838910

>>838895

ayy lmao


 No.838911

File: 1456709076785.jpg (170.49 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mao14.jpg)

hows it hangin animusers?


 No.838912

File: 1456709088821.png (36.42 KB, 260x308, 65:77, G1od.png)

>>838907

I'm already at my limit for today.


 No.838913

File: 1456709132650.png (288.95 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, Sweat 4.png)

>>838908

I guess somebody just really doesn't like raisins.


 No.838914

>Not liking boys


 No.838915


 No.838916

File: 1456709313848.jpg (9.9 KB, 284x177, 284:177, Nadeko13.jpg)

>>838900

The only reason I am a little upset is because that is exactly how I was going to campaign. Trump kinda stole my idea.


 No.838917

File: 1456709323367.png (14.58 KB, 74x95, 74:95, God is dead.png)

>>838913

They are by far the worst type of cookie.


 No.838918

>>838908

I just watched this one and the "in vitro avocado fertilization".

I'm at a loss of words.


 No.838919

>>838914

literally everyone likes boys


 No.838920

File: 1456709362036.jpg (244.83 KB, 500x500, 1:1, mao67.jpg)

>>838915

good! im happy for you boobae booby


 No.838921


 No.838922

File: 1456709516753.png (104.81 KB, 975x894, 325:298, Watch me.png)

>>838917

I really only like chocolate chip cookies, tbh. And oreos, if those count as a cookie. Everyone in my family seems to prefer weird shit like date nut cookies and Russian tea cakes and snickerdoodles.


 No.838923

File: 1456709529959.jpg (380.22 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Nadeko12.jpg)

Oatmeal raisin is actually my favorite kind of cookie


 No.838924

File: 1456709582702.png (322.37 KB, 600x487, 600:487, Chara (115).png)

>>838923

I knew it would be.

You know how I knew? I'll let you guess how I knew.


 No.838925

File: 1456709590957.png (132.79 KB, 518x363, 518:363, 000165.png)

What's good my dudes


 No.838926

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.838927

File: 1456709642418.jpg (29.45 KB, 350x250, 7:5, 1452365078404.jpg)

>>838920

thats some low energy flirting spoilers


 No.838928

File: 1456709692426.png (222.95 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_inline_nyguopcaIo1r….png)

>>838925

Nothing, Sunday is almost over so everything is bad.


 No.838929

File: 1456709707887.jpg (44.37 KB, 404x489, 404:489, n8s7ijCAx01sogunao1_500.jpg)

>>838918

At least the operation was a success.

>>838922

Do snickerdoodles count as a cookie? I've only had then once and they look like little sandwiches.

>>838923

I bet those taste awful with milk.


 No.838930

>>838919

Apparently not


 No.838931

File: 1456709759776.png (193.3 KB, 1280x1144, 160:143, Dude seriously.png)

>>838929

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickerdoodle

They shouldn't look like a sandwich.


 No.838932

File: 1456709790201.png (120.46 KB, 795x535, 159:107, dead.png)

>tfw ilsa still doesn't want to /ss/ with you


 No.838933

File: 1456709822958.jpg (15.08 KB, 322x504, 23:36, 1455610476936.jpg)

>>838932

no offense to any party but its not that hard man


 No.838934

File: 1456709839880.jpg (247.12 KB, 500x500, 1:1, mao156.jpg)

>>838921

lol thanks for that

>>838926

the blue footed booby? what are with these hilariously weird videos

>>838927

i just got on give me some time to rev up i could be a harley and you could help rev me up :^)


 No.838935


 No.838936

File: 1456709886579.png (Spoiler Image, 119.66 KB, 390x276, 65:46, ss (2015-08-19 at 07.26.54….png)

>>838923

Oatmeal raisin is bretty gud.


 No.838937

>>838934

IT'S DAVID FUCKING ATTENBOROUGH.


 No.838938

File: 1456709934221.png (60.29 KB, 260x227, 260:227, 000131.png)

>>838928

get drunk

>>838935

aaaah I'm so fucking happy to see you

thank you


 No.838939

>>838932

There are a few statements I would like to make, but I might cause a shit if I do.


 No.838940

>>838933

i know

what am I doing wrong

why can't i attract sluts


 No.838941

File: 1456710015537.jpg (43.7 KB, 614x345, 614:345, mao15.jpg)

>>838937

i dont know that name bae


 No.838942

File: 1456710061209.png (63.68 KB, 540x540, 1:1, tumblr_nyv8a9nBV21ulx18jo1….png)

>>838938

I have to wake up at some point tomorrow.

But I guess that point is 8:30. So maybe I will.


 No.838943

File: 1456710104355.jpg (1.8 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20160228_172646[1].jpg)

We got Soto cooking and Freeman weebing it up here and beer and rum

It's gonna be a good night


 No.838944

File: 1456710123516.png (58.09 KB, 154x234, 77:117, 1430538589371.png)

>>838931

I might be thinking of somethings else.


 No.838945

File: 1456710133619.jpg (38.67 KB, 640x480, 4:3, WIN_20160228_19_39_42_Pro.jpg)

>>838942

aw man thats pretty early

I dont know if i can reccomend it

>>838943

can i party with yall

im cool i promise


 No.838946

File: 1456710142586.png (125.64 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tumblr_inline_nzkchp0FBs1r….png)

>>838943

Tell Soto his hair makes him look like Gordon fucking Gekko.


 No.838947

File: 1456710148336.png (411.17 KB, 466x451, 466:451, denny117.PNG)

>>838938

Why are you always so happy to see me, brightness?


 No.838948

File: 1456710174210.png (391.04 KB, 891x495, 9:5, comedy gold.png)

>>838914

i like boys

but i also like girls

does that make me a freak?


 No.838949

File: 1456710190186.png (231.04 KB, 1280x1144, 160:143, Maybe.png)


 No.838950

>>838945

We still have like 4 people coming lmao, join in

>>838946

He doesn't know who that is lmao


 No.838951

>>838948

Idk, maybe


 No.838952

Excessive lmaoing

I apologize


 No.838953

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>838941

Like, the voice of all of the BBC's nature documentaries that even showed on PBS.


 No.838954

File: 1456710245692.png (44.77 KB, 231x279, 77:93, 000068.png)

>>838947

Well

I think I love you

in the most innocent sense of the word of course

You are such a human person

a paragon really

you make me smile whenever i see you

it's alays fun to talk to you


 No.838955

File: 1456710268557.jpg (78.96 KB, 960x648, 40:27, 1455580472306.jpg)

>>838940

flirting online and irl is just like playing a game

learn what works and repeat repeat repeat

takes a little bit quicker thinking irl (of course) but being witty in your word choice is what it's all about

once you know what genre of girl the chick falls into then you can just use what works for that type

isla is the real slutty submissive type at this point so all you really gotta do is just degrade her through simple conversation while putting in a compliment about her appearance

always remember to say you think they're special

>>838934

Its a tempting offer but I'd have to ask

How good are you on the road?


 No.838956

File: 1456710283689.png (63.79 KB, 270x211, 270:211, 000132.png)

>>838950

I got some niggas coming over to get drank with

but after they leave if yall are going strong im fucking game my man


 No.838957

File: 1456710319741.jpg (34.08 KB, 468x455, 36:35, Greed is good.jpg)

>>838950

The guy who did the greed is good speech in the movie "Wall Street".


 No.838958

File: 1456710349017.jpg (139.24 KB, 541x783, 541:783, GbqTGSs.jpg)

>>838951

this one's a little creepy


 No.838959

File: 1456710363065.png (132.79 KB, 518x363, 518:363, 000165.png)

>>838955

ONE FIFTY ONE RUM

PINEAPPLE JUICE AND MALIBU

CARIBOU GOT THEM ALL NUMB


 No.838960

>>838958

I remember when a few friends and I made this on twitter lmao.

Those were fun times


 No.838961

File: 1456710393913.jpg (119.61 KB, 625x719, 625:719, screenshot2016-02-24-18h29….jpg)


 No.838962

File: 1456710444578.jpg (1.69 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20160228_172645[1].jpg)

>>838956

We're going strong all night nigga

>>838957

I know who he is, he doesn't


 No.838963

File: 1456710464976.png (192.5 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_inline_nyyki45PcO1r….png)

>>838945

And I was gonna do it.

Damn.


 No.838964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.838965

File: 1456710525793.png (42.49 KB, 137x326, 137:326, 000093.png)

>>838962

good and gangsta dawg i will hopefully end up seeing yall


 No.838966

File: 1456710528455.png (115.3 KB, 641x655, 641:655, tumblr_inline_o2chztGgEm1r….png)

>>838962

Big sigh


 No.838967

File: 1456710561770.png (68.8 KB, 329x292, 329:292, 000043.png)

>>838963

well don't listen to me

I'm just some iowa boy on the internet on a friday night at 7 30

why listen to me


 No.838968

File: 1456710572880.png (370.47 KB, 493x358, 493:358, denny39.PNG)

>>838954

I don't think I have ever known anybody who had such a high opinion of me. I am not entirely sure how that makes me feel. But I am glad that I can make you smile.

How was your day today, love?


 No.838969

>>838959

MAKE BABY GIRL COME

OUT OF HER SHELL AND RAISE HELL

PARTY TILL THE COPS COME


 No.838970

File: 1456710576424.png (21.77 KB, 100x100, 1:1, n73b8kgWGd1rhbnkz.png)

>>838949

>>838949

I was thinking of Macarons.


 No.838971

File: 1456710626184.png (381.97 KB, 2671x1504, 2671:1504, mao85.png)

>>838953

tbh i dont watch a lot of those, too stupid for that

>>838955

i handle perfectly we can get to pound town in no time flat


 No.838972

File: 1456710676319.png (295.76 KB, 649x649, 1:1, 1452751679937.png)


 No.838973

File: 1456710686574.png (77.5 KB, 254x296, 127:148, 000052.png)

>>838968

i got my work shift switched

instead of 4 to 10 i worked a 8:30 to 1:00

hit up my old best friend and his gal to score some 151 made some jungle jucice and bought a 12 of some cokes

gonna get drunk with my little high school friendss

they are so cool

my nigga kolten and my ex best friends younger brother

They are business associates of mine as well

They dont get drunk oiften

gtg man


 No.838974

File: 1456710695560.gif (1.54 MB, 300x211, 300:211, 9ePcmQK.gif)

>>838960

i remember when i had friends ayy lmao


 No.838975

>>838974

>Friends

internet friends I guess


 No.838976

>Freeman brought weed

Oh shit we're in this

>>838965

We have a webcam so we'll probs run a tinychat later

>>838966

Fucking Mexicans, amirite?


 No.838977

File: 1456710756644.jpg (108.46 KB, 500x421, 500:421, 51.jpg)

>>838971

Why hello there, beautifully shy lass.

>>838973

Be safe! I don't want to hear about bad things from you.


 No.838978

>>838974

You had friends?


 No.838979

File: 1456710835373.jpg (724.51 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1456691022530.jpg)

>>838978

that one was so easy


 No.838980

File: 1456710859425.png (65.62 KB, 871x845, 67:65, Kill me now.png)

>>838970

Oh.

Yeah, I don't think those are cookies, you're right.

They are good.

>>838967

Friday???

>>838976

BUILD A WALL


 No.838981


 No.838982

File: 1456710913210.gif (961.42 KB, 500x250, 2:1, mao197.gif)

>>838972

oh god is that the drake guy?

>>838977

hey! you unstoppable flattering machine, hows your day been?


 No.838983

>>838924

H-How?

>>838929

Well what you do is you put them in the microwave for like 10 seconds so they get a bit gooey and greasy and then you have a glass of milk with it. Only neanderthals dip their cookie in the milk.

>>838936

At least someone else here has some taste


 No.838984

File: 1456710958995.webm (1.54 MB, 960x540, 16:9, drakeposter enters thread.webm)

>>838982

don't you just love him?


 No.838985

File: 1456711045147.png (32.35 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Chara (99).png)

>>838983

Because everybody else hates them.


 No.838986

File: 1456711053908.png (701.45 KB, 737x950, 737:950, Davey.png)


 No.838987

File: 1456711096702.jpg (35.67 KB, 292x302, 146:151, 1401154536209.jpg)

>>838975

no I had real friends

irl

>>838978

enough to fill up my 7 seater suburban ez


 No.838988

>>838987

I dont have those tbh


 No.838989

File: 1456711204062.png (128.35 KB, 581x369, 581:369, nzqwr.png)


 No.838990

File: 1456711210579.jpg (75.14 KB, 620x620, 1:1, 54.jpg)

>>838979

Somebody had to do it.

>>838982

Not bad, actually. I went out and had some fun in the desert. And it sounds funny, but when I work, I am guaranteed a least an hour of fun in my commute. So how has this gorgeous day been to the more stunning you?

>>838987

You had a suburban? Hey, I have a suburban! Can we be sub-friends?


 No.838991

File: 1456711237004.png (314.83 KB, 444x600, 37:50, Chara (163).png)

>>838986

Fucking stalkers.


 No.838992

>>838985

Old people love oatmeal raisin.

Probably because they can actually get it to pass with as much fiber as it has in it.


 No.838993

File: 1456711257320.jpg (71.24 KB, 674x960, 337:480, Nezi.jpg)

>>838988

yeah i don't either anymore

>>838990

I still have a suburban


 No.838994

File: 1456711259217.png (77.65 KB, 572x420, 143:105, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….png)

>>838980

Well they kinda look like cookies.

>>838983

You're disgusting.


 No.838995


 No.838996

File: 1456711278999.png (25.21 KB, 1204x195, 1204:195, Davey got what he wanted.png)

>>838991

i love davey


 No.838997

>>838986

His description of Robin's ball sweat is down right disturbing.


 No.838998

File: 1456711296849.png (453.42 KB, 496x484, 124:121, 1456450606108.png)

>>838990

Was rude lad

>>838986

at least he used his money better than most people


 No.838999

File: 1456711376902.png (234.32 KB, 442x530, 221:265, ss (2015-02-15 at 02.28.41….png)

>>838983

Honestly? I guess I sort of understand it, most of the people I know hate oatmeal and are neutral toward raisins at best.

Also you're right about dipping cookies in milk. It's better to submerge them and then eat them with a spoon.


 No.839000

File: 1456711392832.jpg (102.13 KB, 372x526, 186:263, abff65b383184caa46171ce25f….jpg)

My friend in college used to let me rub her feets while she would tell me about all the guys she fucked. I think she knew I liked it since whenever she got going she would kind of wiggle her toes on my dick and put it on my face and laugh at me


 No.839001

File: 1456711450874.png (132.79 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tumblr_inline_o0pdcdGCd71r….png)

>>838992

I don't want to be feeble when I get old. I will replace my organs with something way more efficient that doesn't get cancer or require fiber.


 No.839002

File: 1456711483182.jpg (60.14 KB, 620x916, 155:229, 1358299056836.jpg)

>>839000

I had a similar thing happen


 No.839003

File: 1456711485720.jpg (223.21 KB, 1200x1137, 400:379, 12.jpg)

>>838993

Can we be buds???

>>838998

Aye, that it was. That it was.


 No.839004

File: 1456711537967.gif (129.63 KB, 540x445, 108:89, CONFUSION.gif)

>>839000

You disgust me.


 No.839005

File: 1456711585304.webm (2.51 MB, 640x352, 20:11, Anime IRL.webm)

>>839003

sure pal!


 No.839006

File: 1456711610327.jpg (89.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 21.jpg)

>>838289

that kitty is cute


 No.839007

File: 1456711624286.jpg (47.42 KB, 514x466, 257:233, A toast to you.jpg)

tiny chat slash 420weebchan


 No.839008

>>839000

Please, tell us more things that didn't happen.


 No.839009

File: 1456711652688.gif (1000.01 KB, 500x329, 500:329, AbQLaVE.gif)

HI


 No.839010

>>839007

You can link it regularly.

It's not considered advertising.


 No.839011

File: 1456711667828.jpg (141.43 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 32.jpg)

>>839005

I tend to cuddle my buds....

You have been warned.


 No.839012

File: 1456711670209.jpg (150.49 KB, 756x708, 63:59, screenshot2016-02-24-18h55….jpg)

>>839007

I'm afraid to join.

>>839009

HI JADE


 No.839013


 No.839014

File: 1456711726123.jpg (17.92 KB, 236x383, 236:383, mao27.jpg)

>>838984

i dont mind him but the phone song just drove me up thee wall

>>838990

my cheeks are going to melt off at this rate ive had a great day my sister drug me to her friends house luckily it wasnt too bad we watched labyrinth and that was hilarious, have you ever seen that movie?


 No.839015


 No.839016

File: 1456711793954.png (168.71 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_inline_nygtucD8IW1r….png)

http://tinychat.com/420weebchan

http://tinychat.com/420weebchan

http://tinychat.com/420weebchan

For those interested, but not interested enough to fix Freeman's slashed up link.


 No.839017

File: 1456711939513.gif (2.52 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Cute-gif-puppy-Corgi-bone.gif)

>>839012

WHATS UP

>>839015

aye bb whats good :D


 No.839018

File: 1456711941637.jpg (26.68 KB, 500x341, 500:341, 53.jpg)

>>839013

What is this?

>>839014

I'll just have to scoop you up in my arms then and put you back together

Also, you remind me of the babe.

It is a great movie! I watched it when I was little. Bowie made that movie awesome.


 No.839019

File: 1456711941882.png (496.99 KB, 691x976, 691:976, mour.png)

how is it 4 am already

where did the time go


 No.839020

>>839017

How are you?


 No.839021

File: 1456712030458.png (89.4 KB, 162x352, 81:176, Nadeko62.png)

>>838985

Figured you would say something like that. Its really because I don't like things that are too sweet. Jeeze, do you think I am some edgy kid or something?

>>838994

Don't tell me you are a dipper...

>>838999

>submerge them

Why would you ruin it like that


 No.839022


 No.839023

File: 1456712077867.png (369.03 KB, 750x691, 750:691, Chara (1).png)

>>839021

You seem generally very contrarian.


 No.839024

>>839017

i just woke up maybe a couple hours ago but dont tell anyone! how you beeeen yo


 No.839025

File: 1456712118500.jpg (16.1 KB, 175x175, 1:1, 4914902 _145d981d301a49e3b….jpg)

>>839016

Every time I look at a tinychat it creeps me out.

>>839021

I'll dunk your cookie in milk and you'll like it.


 No.839026

File: 1456712134870.gif (975.52 KB, 500x281, 500:281, giphy (2).gif)

>>839020

good,and yourself?

>>839024

pretty ok,going through troubles with a boy.


 No.839027

>>839026

Kinda sleepy, other than that I had a super nice sleep last night. Also a nice morning.

Thank you for asking~!


 No.839028

File: 1456712232170.png (679.83 KB, 1000x1173, 1000:1173, f06b04a41af1fec58585eec2cd….png)

>>839022

Oh too tired didnt noticed

year ago I only used cat pics. but it got boring.


 No.839029

>>839028

*pets gently and hugs kitty close*

a year ago?


 No.839030

File: 1456712308257.jpg (221.91 KB, 500x500, 1:1, mao73.jpg)

>>839018

this is far from fair i can barely counter! you are um...... you are pretty darn great! :^) bowie made almost everything he touched so amazing


 No.839031

File: 1456712336288.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.09 MB, 488x334, 244:167, penis BNkFrVP7h7dN.webm)


 No.839032

help me i think my gf is mentally handicapped


 No.839033

File: 1456712482290.png (403.16 KB, 676x1000, 169:250, 1bfd2241087e3a87b3be89e384….png)

>>839029

Yeah a year ago only used cat picks while posting (not here obviously)


 No.839034

File: 1456712507440.png (504.04 KB, 960x540, 16:9, EHHHHHH.png)

>>839023

I disagree

pun intended


 No.839035

>>839026

boy troubles? o.o

omg pls whyyy


 No.839037

File: 1456712555518.jpg (35.99 KB, 462x378, 11:9, 41.jpg)

>>839030

I like you. You are a pretty dang cool person.

I hope you aren't afraid of americans.


 No.839038

File: 1456712607881.jpg (332.27 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 1456367100935.jpg)

>>839031

I told you not to share.


 No.839039

File: 1456712631684.jpg (99.78 KB, 1003x1301, 1003:1301, 1452047120417.jpg)

>>839033

cats are nice

people will like you if you post them


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 No.839041

File: 1456712639504.gif (459.62 KB, 360x560, 9:14, 1347074821539.gif)

>>839009

cooki?

>>839011

I'll survive


 No.839042

File: 1456712655562.png (94.69 KB, 540x594, 10:11, COME ON.png)

>>839034

I'm not sure that counts as a pun.

Ironic, certainly, but irony does not always a pun make.


 No.839043

File: 1456712675919.mp4 (607.26 KB, 852x480, 71:40, FASTEST DWARF.mp4)


 No.839045

File: 1456712685378.webm (Spoiler Image, 7.84 MB, 520x292, 130:73, CzechParties e02 18-20 yo….webm)


 No.839069

File: 1456713195198.gif (345.99 KB, 500x450, 10:9, mao137.gif)

>>839037

i like you too mandy youre a really fun person to talk to, i dont fear americans that much i actually have not met a very bad american personally


 No.839076

File: 1456713394329.jpg (452.59 KB, 844x1024, 211:256, Lewd8.jpg)

>>839069

Did you meet me?


 No.839078

>>839076

evidently not


 No.839079

File: 1456713507160.jpg (106.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mao31.jpg)

>>839043

lol i feel so bad for finding that so funny


 No.839082

File: 1456713601001.jpg (37.34 KB, 480x500, 24:25, mao56.jpg)

>>839076

i dont think i have?


 No.839091

THERE

IS

A

NEW

FUCKING

THREAD


 No.839092

>>839091

holy fuck lmao




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