No.840164
No.840165
>>840158
I am not always drunk! I just think you're super cute is all jeez
>>840159
WOW HOW DISAPPOINTING
No.840166
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>>840160
Smack him
>>840163
Lets trade places; you stay up and I take your bed. Deal?
No.840167
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>>840165
>me
Hardly
Thanks tho
No.840169
>>840167
Shut uppp, you're a cutie :3
>>840168
/sucker-punch
No.840171
>>840166
Eeeh.. Why do you want to sleep in my bed, though?
No.840172
>>840169
This is also the drunk talking
>>840171
Its already warmed up for me, of course!
>>840168
Hes only fighting back because he wants more.
No.840173
>>840165
fine! i am just going to go to bed then! LATERS!
No.840174
>>840170
Yes hello
>>840172
Alcohol only makes you more honest, it does not just plant thoughts in your head. You are cute, stop trying to fight it.
No.840175
>>840172
Fiiine, you can sleep in my bed. Just don't do anything weird in it.
No.840176
>>840175
What even are you doing awake
No.840177
No.840178
>>840177
>>840177
Don't shh me little baby boy
>flicks your nose
No.840179
I wanna fuck Nin like legit
#later regrets
No.840180
>>840178
Zip thy mouth, fiend.
No.840181
>>840180
b-but I don't wannaaaa
No.840182
No.840183
>>840182
I will fight you for him
No.840184
No.840185
i jumped to a few stations in my new viper and earned 50,000 CR even tho i spent 40,000 CR on my new viper.
so a 10,000 CR profit for today. (+1 free new viper)
No.840186
>>840183
We can share, right?
>>840184
I'm going to remove you on steam if you don't!
No.840187
>>840186
No. Nin is mine and only mine.
No.840188
>>840186
y-you wouldn't do that would you ? :c
I thought we're best friends I'm sorry
No.840189
>>840188
Hmm.. I probably wouldn't do that. But who knows?
>>840187
I'll take sloppy seconds when you're done with him
No.840190
He didn't object so he's mine and i'm his now
>>840189
NO FUCK YOU HE'S MINE FOREVER
No.840191
>>840189
You love me too much to do such a harsh action. Besides I make you sleep so much better every night
No.840192
>>840191
Kill yourself you piece of shit
No.840193
>>840174
Ill never stop
>>840175
Just sleep, dont worry!
>>840179
>>840182
um...
No.840195
>>840193
Good, don't~
I'm sorry am I too forward?
No.840196
I want to cum inside Subtle
No.840197
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No.840198
Soto stop pretending to be nyara
No.840199
>>840195
creepy hairy mofo
No.840200
>>840197
THERE IS NO SUCH THING. I've been helping other drunk people out tonight, I'm fine.
>>840199
Yo but Dags you're an Aussie faggot
No.840201
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No.840202
>>840201
Helping them find their way around my house and whatnot
No.840203
>>840200
naw you just wish you were aussie myate
No.840204
>>840198
Nigga you just jelly cause I was chilling in this jacuzzi all day today
No.840205
>>840203
I would never wish for that hell.
No.840208
>>840204
I'm going to slap you
No.840209
>>840204
lol you look so fucked up
No.840211
No.840212
Gonna go try to sleep, night Nin <3
No.840213
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No.840214
>>840211
Now call me trash and step on my dick
No.840215
>>840214
it's usually the other way around >_<
No.840216
No.840217
>>840193
Pay no mind to that other conversation.
No.840218
No.840219
>>840217
Its already too late for that
No.840220
>>840219
I wasn't being serious!
>>840218
W-What was that for?
No.840221
>>840220
I felt like doing it, is there a problem ?
No.840222
>>840221
Yes, there is. You're not allowed to.
No.840223
>>840215
Wow, you can't even do a simple task
Just how useless are you and your eyebrows?
>>840216
So rude~
No.840224
>>840222
i-i'm sorry master :c
No.840225
>>840223
End thy life, maggot.
>>840224
I don't think I can forgive you.
No.840226
>>840225
Please please please I'll do anything >.<
No.840227
No.840231
>>840229
inb4 Soto jumps on you.
No.840232
>>840231
I'm gonna jump on youo
No.840233
>>840231
why would he? he's probably at work or maybe chilling with his friends or doing other people thing. we all know how social he is.
No.840234
>>840228
>>840229
Hey, you. Person I barely know.
>>840230
L e w d s
No.840235
>>840233
I know a certain person who wants you to jump on them, if you know what I mean.
It's not me btw
No.840236
>>840229
M(-muh Byakuya)♂♂ | /trash: Would you be so kind as to do me the favor of telling Manaka that I won't be on /animus/ until I can get a VPN sorted? Since my ISP blocked 8ch and /animus/ doesn't allow tor-posting for obvious reasons.
No.840237
>>840234
Why do you want lewds this early in the morning hmmm ? I wonder..
No.840238
>>840234
we both know each other for a while. heck, we even did something crazy together!
that, or you just decided those memories never exist..
>>840235
wh.. i'm not really sure what "jump on them" means, like jump and stomp them like mario does to the duckturtles?
>>840236
ah, alright. thank you for relaying the message
No.840239
>>840238
Maybe I forgot..
Refresh my memories, please.
>>840237
Don't question me.
No.840240
if you're lurking, Myon, I am also online on steam and i will help you with getting a temporary vpn just so you can post again
No.840241
>>840238
jump on zumi's penis
No.840242
>>840239
Oh you're gonna have to tell me exactly why you want it little boy
No.840243
>>840242
Quit acting as if you have power over me.
No.840244
>>840239
very funny, I adore those memories but you threw it away
>>840241
his male genital is not a platform to jump on!
No.840246
>>840244
It's funny because you know what I mean.
No.840247
>>840244
I'm soooorry.
But I can't remember
>>840245
Oh, please.
No.840248
>>840246
under no circumstance i should jump on his thing!
>>840247
yea, it's no surprise you wont be able to recall those memories.
No.840249
>>840248
Maybe i would remember if you told me something about those memories.
No.840250
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No.840251
>>840249
it involves a lot of ignoring on your part, and you always hide behind games
No.840252
>>840248
He can lie there while you mount him and get yourself off ;3
No.840253
>>840251
Hmm
I still don't remember.
>>840250
Please stop questioning me for why I want your lewds and acting as if you're the one in charge here. Do as I say.
No.840254
>>840253
y-yes sir thank you for letting me post these for you
No.840255
>>840252
what is this.. you're not suggesting something lewd, are you?
>>840253
then, i hate you too.
No.840256
>>840255
Wh- I don't ev- why wo- yes
No.840257
>>840255
Please forgive me.
No.840259
>>840256
it's too late for that now, with my few days disappearance, he is probably doing it with someone else
No.840260
>>840257
now after i let you know that i hate you, you want me to forgive you?
that's not going to happen
No.840261
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No.840262
>>840260
I don't even know why you hate me.
No.840263
>>840261
You can stop now.
No.840264
No.840265
>>840259
I've talked to him every now and again and he hasn't said anything. I'm pretty sure he likes you a lot but doesn't know if you like him back because you don't really show him anything. So you know hint hint
No.840266
>>840264
Huh? I never said I was going to actually do anything with those.
No.840267
No.840268
>>840262
can you stop pretending!?
>>840265
waoow
romance is a very complicated thing. i've always been pretty open with anyone, unless it's different kind of open which is then it's complex thing i wouldnt understand
i'm going to sleep
No.840269
>>840267
I'm serious. And by lewds, I meant your nudes
>>840268
Maybe you've mistaken me for someone else.
No.840271
>>840269
a-ask me in private..
No.840272
>>840269
it's the plot twist
but i'm still going to sleep now
No.840273
>>840272
Goodnight.
>>840271
Oh, I will.
No.840275
>>840273
.////////.
i-i have to go to a meeting now then drive home byeeee i'll see you in 8 hoursssss
No.840276
>>840274
I'll shave and do robocop later
No.840277
My cock is hard, my hrmeart is light.
Bite the pillow, your ass is tight.
No.840278
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No.840281
>>840279
Hey, babe.
>>840280
Smile, brightness!
No.840284
>>840282
Work. You?
>>840283
Because the world is robbed of your light when you don't.
No.840285
>>840275
I hope you crash.
No.840286
>>840284
playing witcher
dying inside
No.840287
>>840284
who do i share light with?
No.840288
>>840286
Don't die I the inside. That's my favorite part of you.
>>840287
Those lucky enough to be around you.
No.840290
No.840291
No.840292
No.840293
>>840288
my thread friends are all i can think of.
No.840294
Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar
No.840295
No.840296
>>840291
>>840292
thank you. im pretty proud of my ads
No.840297
No.840298
>>840293
Well are you going to let them down?
>>840296
Fuck you. And I take it back.
No.840299
Leonardo DiCaprio has deserved an Oscar since Basketball Diaries
No.840300
>>840298
im sorry please forgive my shitty humor papi
No.840301
hello my name is leonardo dicaprio
you may know me from such distinctive roles as
leonardo dicaprio, a man trying to win an oscar - the aviator
leonardo dicaprio, a man trying to win an oscar - the great gatsby
leonardo dicaprio, a man trying to win an oscar - inception
leonardo dicaprio, a man trying to win an oscar - the wolf of wall street
leonardo dicaprio, a man trying to win an oscar - the revenant
leonardo moneybags dicaprio - the beacj
No.840302
leonardo dicaprio, a man trying to paint French bitches - Titanic
No.840303
(and a man trying to win an oscar)
No.840304
No.840305
leonardo dicaprio, a man playing volleyball by himself on a tropical island - castaway
No.840306
No.840307
>>840298
*smiles longingly*
No.840308
No.840309
>>840300
Know my favorite words to say?
>>840307
Feel a little better?
No.840311
No.840312
>>840309
i feel hungry
and uh.. longing for a meat flavour of food
that will make me feel wholesome again
all this past ive been cooking isnt doing much.
No.840313
i have phantosmia today, and that really fucks up my day
so i have no time for you basic philistines broadcasting your lowbrow opinions
buy a fucking smoking jacket you urchins
No.840315
>>840312
Eat some steak!
>>840314
Yes?
No.840317
Catch some roadkill or something.. But that wouldn't really be catching. Just go find roadkill and cook that.
No.840318
>>840316
You're gonna make me sad, huh
No.840319
>>840318
im not rich enough to make people happy.
No.840320
>>840319
All it takes is a warm heart, love.
No.840321
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No.840322
Goggles won't even hug me
No.840324
No.840325
>>840322
Soto pls
>>840324
Don't hug the fake.
No.840326
>>840325
oh right I didn't notice I'm sorry
No.840327
This is what happens when I don't post with a tripcode
No.840328
Moogs
stop taking my shit, love
>>840323
Be yourself. Accept yourself. That's it. Just be you.
No.840329
>>840327
Its obvious when you both type
No.840330
>>840324
Sometimes you just need to lie to some people so they'll hug you
No.840331
>>840328
how does that get steak?
No.840333
Don't you worry, impossible for anything to be a big deal
I'm in no weary, my vital post dated but clearly been ages since life had appeal
No.840334
>>840327
I have never used a tripcode in all my 5 yrs of shitposting
No.840337
>>840331
Magic, love. Dance Magic.
>>840332
You do that too often. You're going to get hairy palms.
No.840338
>>840337
its entirely unsatisfying and the need is still there after im done
No.840340
>>840338
Try not doing it for a while
No.840341
Soto always wants more than just a hug.
>>840321
Hey Zumi.
No.840342
No.840343
>>840341
Give me a hug and make a smug face at the other guy who wanted one while you do it.
No.840344
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No.840345
*Gives Zoomi a hug while looking smug at Soto*
No.840348
No.840349
No.840350
No.840351
No.840352
>>840336
Like I got super drunk and kissed Goggles on steam yesterday
It made me go all doki doki
>>840342
I want you to hug me with your insides
No.840353
No.840354
>>840352
asdhgaogh yes
goddam it
No.840355
No.840356
No.840357
>>840352
>I want you to hug me with your insides
Smooth
No.840358
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>>840352
Was that you being loud at colbs house last night?
We muted him in the discord server.
No.840359
No.840361
No.840363
No.840364
No.840365
No.840367
Gonna jump in that fucking pool again
Feels so fucking kimochii
>>840354
I got shirts for days :3
No.840368
>>840367
SOTO FUSLKFJDsaogkjdgakjrd hgpqoerih
Do you not understand that I'm super cereal about this?
No.840369
No.840370
>>840367
You guys were in that jacuzzi for like three hours
No.840372
No.840373
No.840375
I'm not getting a million post errors right now.
No.840376
No.840378
>>840357
Like cream cheese
>>840358
We were all drunk and loud
There were like 12 people over
Ian was being super ultra lewd in thread
I was making fun of him yesterday lmao
I kinda felt bad for bullying him so I woke up early and cleaned up this fucking kitchen cause it was trashed
Gonna make some breakfast for everyone cause you already know everyone's gonna be hungover
>>840368
Nigga trust me
I know.
>>840370
3 and a half hrs actually
Later that night when I was drunk as shit I got in and the alcohol hit me even harder
Its not like I was gonna drown or anything
No.840379
>>840378
i have that laptop too!
No.840380
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No.840382
No.840383
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>>840378
Ian would have gladly given you CPR if you had, anyway
No.840385
>>840381
Its Migi talking about life or something.
No.840386
No.840387
No.840389
>>840385
Oh, Parasyte.
Never watched it.
>>840384
G'mornin
No.840390
No.840391
>>840388
good, gotta leave for school though
byeu
No.840393
No.840394
>>840390
Wow, now I can't unsee it.
Thanks.
No.840395
>>840387
Help my dogs stuck in a tree.
>>840389
You should watch it.
Its pretty good and not very long.
No.840396
>>840395
woof woof
dog escape the tree
No.840397
>>840389
Mornin test!
How are you?
>>840391
Bye bye!
>>840390
The homosexual stuff?
No.840398
No.840400
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>>840396
Its probably dead.
No.840403
>>840395
Got nothing else to do today.
>>840397
I thought I'd be feeling worse considering I had to go to school very slightly hung over, but over all I'm doing pretty good.
>>840393
THAT NEVER EXISTED
No.840405
No.840406
>>840402
I am like 72% dead
>>840404
No.840409
>>840403
Its made by madhouse so it's pretty much automatically good.
>>840405
Dogs only have 1 life btw.
No.840410
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No.840412
No.840413
>>840407
Don't toy with me I'm delicate
>>840408
The posting dead
>>840410
It's all good tho, Soto's making pancakes
No.840414
>>840412
My next pet will be a ferret.
No.840417
>>840414
ferret look cute and fun and long
furrut is a similar type poke mon
No.840418
>>840413
Is everybody still there or just Soto?
No.840419
>>840415
I feel like it'd get viewers just by having that name tbh. Someone change their name to Carl and we have a hit on our hands
>>840416
I wouldn't dream of it!
>>840418
My house is still full of goddamn weeaboos
No.840421
>>840417
Its like a polecat.
No.840422
>>840420
Doushio
- Soto, 2016
No.840423
>>840419
Does Soto just like cooking?
He'll make a great housewife.
Have you walked in on him wearing nothing but an apron yet?
No.840426
>>840423
He does, and he is pretty damn good at it
LOL no, he hasn't done anything like that yet
No.840427
No.840431
>>840430
hey cutie. wussup
No.840432
>>840429
i felt alright but then I didn't
No.840433
>>840426
I wish I had weeaboos to cook me breakfast.
>>840427
No.840435
tfw no one calls you cutie
>>840430
Soto is legit a good cook when he has my resources
>>840433
I'll come to your house and cook you breakfast and also your sister ;)
No.840436
>>840434
lets see
>>840432
what happened
No.840437
SOMEONE TAKE THE GOD DAMN BAIT
No.840439
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No.840440
No.840441
>>840436
nothing happened I just felt bad
I think I may be a battered wife
also I have to add my professor on skype
No.840442
>>840435
So I have heard.
>>840436
uhh gimme a minuteeee
No.840443
>>840441
ah me too. why do you have to add him
>>840442
waiting
No.840444
>>840443
he got in a car accident and can't get to class
No.840445
>>840438
Hiya Welma
>>840440
T H A N K Y O U
>>840442
Too bad you live way the fuck up by like LA, we had a fucking blowout last night lol
No.840446
>>840445
*hug*
i try laying down now for a tiny bit
No.840447
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>>840443
oo
>>840445
Ahh I probably wouldn't have gone anyways tbh.
Maybe I would, but I've been super exhausted recently
No.840448
>>840445
Why do you have a housefull of weeaboos?
No.840449
>>840446
Sleep well <3
>>840447
You already know we would have woken your ass up. Soto was half dead when I picked him up, the jacuzzi woke him right up
>>840448
Because I have the house to myself for a week and decided to GO HARD
No.840450
>>840444
:(
is he okay
>>840447
messy. reminds me of mine
No.840451
Damn Isla why do you live so far
We coulda all bukkaked you
No.840452
>>840450
yeah but he can't drive to class because no car
No.840457
>>840449
Damn, thats pretty fun stuff tho.
>>840451
PLEASE NO
I'm probably gonna move out of state later this year
>>840450
Scary hair!
No.840458
>>840449
You're gonna get busted x_x
No.840459
No.840460
>>840457
Everyone was turnt the fuck up
>>840458
It will be worth it if I do :3
>>840459
WHERE IS THE CUTE???!?!??!??!?!?!!!!?!?!!?????!?!?!?!
No.840461
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No.840464
hi grim
>>840460
Sounds like an honestly fun time, too bad im alsl lazy as all fuck
>>840462
<3
No.840466
>>840461
lol
That dimple tho
>>840463
>not including yourself
Nin pls
>>840464
It was, I just called fucking everyone
No.840467
>>840461
>TEST LOOK, I HAVE FACIAL HAIR YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT
No.840468
TEST PLS IT'S THERE I SWEAR
No.840470
>>840466
We had this discussion last night when you were drunk
No.840472
>>840466
where is the facial hair
>>840467
kek
>>840465
LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW
>>840464
alo
No.840474
>>840464
so you were dreaming of me huh?
No.840475
No.840478
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>>840471
Doesnt change how im right
No.840479
>>840472
ON THE FACE
>>840473
DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME YOU MANCHILD
>>840475
I do! What's up with you Welma?
No.840481