/animus/ - Anime Circlejerk

>>843400

bretty good

how are you

>>843401

yeah

>>843402

youre right

Also hi

hey guys

>>843405

Well he DID say that he would "go see bill gates about closing that internet up in some way". Doesn't have anything to do with reddit, they are his own words.

>>843413

How u

>>843414

Who u

>>843415

Hi

>>843407

Oh, well I hope you all had fun.

>>843411

Tired of all the politics talk, honestly. And tired in general. And hungry. Damn hungry.

How about yourself?

>>843412

Hello.

>>843417

No idea who kitten is either

But he/shes an avid trump supporter so he/she is going to inevitably hopefully be cute and flirtable

>>843417

>that feeling when you come home to an empty house and the only thing that greets you are your computer and your internet friends

>>843423

>>843422

You seem a little...different tonight.

>>843423

Welcome home! Did you have fun with Ian?

>>843361

yes that was me

I have body dysmorphia or something

always think I'm fat

>>843427

And you are far from it, love.

>>843423

okaerin

>>843395

the front is where instead of distracting eachother we distract the entire place

>>843400

yup! good day at work and now i get to chill out and enjoy the afternoon and night, which is always great

>>843412

hey erio wassup?

>>843418

Cute ratcat

>>843420

Well their name is Kitten so that helps

I'm a post-ironic Trump supporter

>>843421

-pets your hair- :3

Drunk tonight?

>>843422

Slightly high

I woke up at like 4PM today but luckily I didn't really miss anything in any of my classes and one of them was cancelled

>>843423

Sounds like an ideal situation

How are there no other Mexicans there?

>>843428

Not sure. A little more pep? Granted we haven't really talked all that much.

>>843431

What do you do for work, brightness?

>>843432

Cute legs.

>always think

>>843429

noice post

>>843432

yeah agree

im probably gonna go pretty hard for this 1

seems like a great waifu

btw im glad im not the only one who gets eternally high playing games/posting in threads

good feels man

>>843431

I never took you for an exhibitionist

>>843432

Dan, thats late.

But good that you didn't miss anything!

>>843433

Maybe I am, idunno.

I guess I feel a bit up today

>>843435

Oh, thanks. Yours isn't bad either.

>>843436

That's great! Things been going the right way for you lately?

>>843424

>tfw no toaster or bath, just a shower

FUUUUUUUUUU

>>843426

Yeah it was pretty fun tbh

I hadn't been to Ian's house in quite some time, like 3 or 4 years or maybe even more

I pretty much got drunk for like 3 days straight, BBQ'd, and kicked it in the Jacuzzi with a couple of other friends

Pretty fun

How was your day?

>>843430

You didn't even call me goshujinsama bro lol

>>843428

THEN IT DOESNT COUNT

Go out more often btw

>>843432

My roommate is at work and doesnt get back in like 8 hrs

Is Kitten Katia? I kind of feel like it might be

>>843431

Crimes against the tides and waves in the name of he who fights and craves

Just posting, u?

>>843433

Ferrets seem like a good low maintenance pet that's still kawaii and Sci

>>843435

Idk I haven't seen them post much

I mostly haven't been getting high until night lately, but that's also when I post for the most part, so it works out

>>843436

I only ever really have a normal sleep schedule by chance

My sleep habits haven't been in sync with day/night cycles in a long time

>>843438

I thought you lived with your family for some reason

My info is probably just way out of date

>>843438

Bathroom outlets can't even kill you anymore since like the 60s since of how they're grounded and protected.

>>843437

This is going great!

Are you cute?

>>843439

Its a little depressing when you think about it

posting here and all

>>843432

y-yes :c

>>843441

This place is fun while high though

You just can't say when you laugh at things most of the time without people getting mad

>>843439

I have my own place, well technically share it with my roommate

It's run down and dirt cheap but it's pretty cozy

I moved out, well more like got kicked out of my house like almost 2 years ago and I sorta decided to try and be responsible and do my own thing

>>843440

I don't even have rope

doushio?

>>843439

You would think that, but they are a pain.

If you let them roam the house, they end up everywhere, sleeping anywhere, and pooping or peeing on everything.

Other than that, they also stink. And bite. Nothing is worse than getting your foot bit when you get out of the shower.

That said, they are pretty cool.

>>843441

I am a cute, short, avid trump supporter.

>>843433

i work part time at a book store, i just do like shelf things and help people find stuff sometimes i work the register but rarely

>>843435

i am strong independent black woman i do what i want :^)

>>843439

watching some stuff and eating dinner, a little slow to respond cause of it lol

>>843444

I'd suggest a gun but Cuckifornians can't even own one.

>>843442

That's okay~ Do you want something? ^^

>>843444

Makes sense

How's your midlife crisis going? I heard you quit your job so that probably helps

>>843445

Lol I didn't even know it's normal to let them roam the house much

I thought they just had big cages

>>843446

I just got back from being baked at Chili's before I made this thread

>>843447

Noooo

I'll sleep when I feel like it

LAWLESSNESS

>>843449

Just to say hi if that's ok :x

>>843446

So you're the cool person that people talk to while they are browsing. Sounds enjoyable at least. Unless you have shitty customers.

>>843447

Hope they keep going that way then!

>>843445

How could you be those things and we've never met before, darling?

>>843446

Is that a yes then?

If it's a yes then thats very good to know.

>>843443

gsadgasgdsag

>>843450

It's fine~ -cuddles warmly and pets you- <3

You should probably cut back on the alcohol if you don't want to kill your liver at 30

>>843452

It works out for the most part

>>843453

>>843449

Yeah it is actually fairly common for them. They don't really like being cooped up in cages.

>>843453

I'm not sure. I don't think much.

>>843447

Me and Ian were gonna pick you up but then we realized it was far as fuck and you probably can't swim either so like yeah lol

>>843448

Looks like im fucked

>>843449

Yeah, thats my fault

Luckily I aint really tripping on rent money since I still have some money from my tax returns

So im trying to enjoy this little bit of NEET lifestyle while I can

The stress won't let me at times lol

>>843454

Maybe that's the goal

>>843449

is that a restaurant? i feel ive seen ads for it but i dont always pay attention to that stuff lol

>>843451

our customers are usually good, rare occasions we might get a really drunk or high person show up but they are usually more funny then shitty

>>843453

it is a good probability of yes

>>843459

You've gotten a drunk at a book store?? Oh dear, that doesn't sound right at all. Wait, um, was he native?

>>843461

Not really. We are going to get fucked no matter who wins.

>>843438

it has just begun, its 4 AM.

>>843455

Really?

I think a bunch

Why dont you?

>>843454

gafshgfdihdfubihsd

>>843459

Would you believe me if I thought that was really cute

>it is a good probability of yes

>>843462

lol no it was just a few dumb people roughly my age, i guessed they got fixated on something after getting drunk cause they were arguing about game of thrones and bought all the current books of it

>>843464

What are you doing up so early?

7pm here

>>843465

Because thinking is hard.

>>843466

That seems like an awful waste of a lot of money just to win an argument. I am not sure I would go to such lengths. Then again I wouldn't argue while drunk. Would rather just have fun.

Seems like I accidentally got into the habit of doing link walls again

>>843455

Makes sense; they do seem 2big for staying in cages

Even hamsters don't really seem to like cages

>>843456

Probably a good thing; you don't wanna get too comfortable with being a NEET

>>843457

Well I've kind of gotten used to being sleepy and compensating with caffeine/energy drinks sometimes too

>>843458

Why do you want to do that?

Stay alive and keep committing lustful sins; that's an order

>>843459

It's a pretty good restaurant

You should try it some time if they have it there (I'm guessing they do if there are ads)

Pretty good food for eating high

>>843461

Are you new or Katia? Or Option C?

>>843470

Mmmmmm I'm a good boy no sinning here !

>>843468

You might not believe me but

I always loved qts who dont think a whole bunch

A relationships always really stable when one persons the thinker and the others the companion, you know?

Kinda like a good quest

>>843469

<3333333

>>843469

I guess I'm not cool or hip enough to understand or care what dank is.

>>843470

And they are very social creatures. It really isn't fair to only have 1.

>>843472

I'll have to take your word for it.

>>843438

oh my bad g

tigers blood is real good guys

>>843473

What do you like to do besides support our main man?

>>843474

Just what are you implying ?

>>843465

i might believe you but only after the blush fades

>>843468

us northerners are the weirdest :^) tbh they looked well off so im guessing spoiled rich kids that dont really care about wasting money that or they were just stupid when drunk and came to regret their choices

>>843470

we have american channels so i am not sure me seeing an ad confirms its being here, i can probably check it out though what is best there?

>>843465

>>843471

Sinning is being a good boy

So it is written, so it is done

>>843473

Seems best to get a male and a female so they can make kawaii ferret puppies

>>843474

Why? Weren't you just implying you have normal sleep habits? :3

>>843475

Good call on not picking Option C

>>843479

I thought commercials were kind of localized regardless but I don't watch much TV (and even less commercials) so what do I know

The chicken enchiladas are pretty good

Is there even much Mexican food in Canada?

>>843475

You're sweet.

>>843477

Shooting and riding, mainly.

>>843479

Regretting my choices is usually what I do when drunk

>>843482

I would advise not doing that. Female ferrets are not cool if they aren't fixed. There is a lot of hassle with breeding them.

>>843487

That pic looks painful

I didn't know ferrets were that compressible

>>843482

s-shut up

>>843484

I'll have you know I am not lewd in any way

I'm on dat D esu Diet

Weiners and alcohol lmfao

>>843488

You would be surprised. The rule of thumb is that if they can get their head into to something, the rest of their body will go. They are just really fluffy.

>>843490

I'm your neighbor.

>>843492

fug I'll post my fridge after I go grocery shopping

>>843467

I always wake up really early.

>>843489

I guess they're pretty much rat snakes underneath it all

>>843490

How many people have you had gay cybersex with

>>843491

You only say that when you like what I'm saying, though

>>843492

This is a good post

>>843493

I wanna pet a ferret now

>>843499

oh my goshhhh I do not

>>843498

I am !

>>843500

My dad is passed out drunk on my couch i'd rather not get ina fight tonight

>>843482

i thought they were too but ive never seen a white castle here and yet ive seen multiple commercials for it.... maybe it is just that they do exist up here too? i dont know for ssure remembering i am an idiot

>>843483

do you regret a lot of stuff when drunk? would you regret me too bae? :^) lol i dont know why but when i get drunk i just become full of even more stupid jokes

>>843490

just chillin right now thinking about what ill do to keep myself entertained in a few minutes

>>843499

I have a ferret you can pet.

>>843500

Reminiscent of a Black Cherry Coke.

I stock the stuff

>>843499

This pic could use some editing, and I have a more fitting file name for it

>>843501

You need to buy a big dildo

>>843502

I don't know if I've ever seen a White Castle either

For all I know it's just a meme from Harold and Kumar

>>843503

Thanks for the offer but chances are the nearest pet store is closer than your house

>>843501

Oh you poor thing

>>843503

Ooh sounds nice

Its not the kind of stuff I could get drunk off of though, its stuff you have like 4 or 6 then stop cause it's too sweet

It's still tasty as shit though

>>843502

I used to, but not so much anymore. I don't really get drunk anymore.

Regret you? Love, I would regret never having you

>>843505

It is possible.

>>843506

4 or 6? You have a higher tolerance for sweet than most. Most of the guys I talk to can only do 1 or 2.

>>843505

I already have a vibrator and beads though

>>843506

I'm kinda stuck in my room now he gets angry if I fuck with him when he's drunk or asleep and it's worse when it's a drunk sleep

>>843507

s-shut up

>>843511

no

UGH

>>843505

i do not know but in either case their food doesnt look too appetizing at all

>>843508

okay i sort of walked into that one but it still got me all the same

>>843493

I wish you were

You seem like a great person to have as one

>>843499

You mean just

>sexting

or actual ERPing

numbers differ drastically

>>843502

You could always give me some more pictures.

>>843504

Are you cute?

>>843515

>>843513

I like when you set it up so perfectly.

I also think you like my flirting so you do it on purpose

>>843516

You say that until I start my bike at 3AM.

>>843519

w-why the sudden affection

>>843508

What state do you live in?

>>843509

It would be more fun to order you to fuck yourself hard with a big dildo

>>843513

I think In N Out Burger might be the only fast food place I actually really like

It's the only one I can think of, anyway

But they're only out west

>>843516

Idk

Just answer for both

>>843521

>>843521

fun for who !?

>>843522

Yeah there must be a few hundred pet stores with ferrets between us

>>843523

Both of us

>>843525

Well that is a shame.

>>843525

I am not lewd why would it be fun ?!

>>843526

I'm sorry for asking

>>843529

>>843531

It may be inappropriate

>>843527

My only memory of Arizona was when I had a connecting flight there once when I was like 14 and someone on the plane had bad BO

My dad told me that's normal for Arizona

>>843528

"I am not lewd why would it be fun ?!"

--lewdcake!faggot/4Wk

>>843518

Sounds like a fun time to get high and go for a joyride

I hope they're trails where you live

>>843521

ERPing not a lot at all since I never went after anything with dicks recently

maybe ninaran, neziwi, one person on f-list

sexting is a lot now unfortunately

especially since i started posting on the threads

couldnt give you a number but my nudes folder needs to be organized at this point

>>843524

Noooooooooo

were you the person who said they were manly? :(

>>843533

>>843533

I might slightly take offense. It really isn't that bad, usually. The airport sucks all the time though.

>>843534

It is when I go to work.

>>843536

Mmmmm idunno

>>843534

Why do you sext with internet people instead of cybering

Phone typing is hard

>>843535

Buy one

>>843537

My dad is just a bigot against Arizonians I guess

Airports are bad in general lol

>>843540

It's ok, I am a bigot against Arizonians.

>>843540

roleplaying is kinda weird and immature

id rather just swap nudes and fap

>>843540

I get paid friday

>>843542

I'd rather nottttt

>>843516

for now i am all pictured out i only really took the last one cause alchemy said itd prove i wasnt someone else lol

>>843518

i can give you firm maybe on that also those um..... ferrets? they are adorbs <3

>>843521

is it really that good? as far as burger places go not a lot of them are good at all

>>843541

I'm a bigot against people in general

>>843543

Oh by sexting I thought you meant typing lewd things on phone instead of computer

I thought that was what sexting was

>>843544

Good boy <3

>>843545

It is; maybe I'd like it less if I was actually able to get it regularly though

Are you including non fast food burger places in that?

>>843546

gfcyhjufjvlyjhcfj

>>843548

oh

my

GOD

>>843545

Aw, you're cute. Don't change. It would make me sad.

They are pretty cute. I can't deny it.

>>843546

Yeah, I know that feeling. So am I. Including myself.

>>843550

I want a ferret so bad right now you're killing me.

>>843554

Apparently we saddled /lewd/ with Sci again.

They hate him so fucking much.

>>843547

-runs my fingers through your hair- :3

>>843550

Yeah ferrets seem like a more pleasant species

>>843556

Lol, so that's where he went

Hey Chii I'm a NEET now

We have so much in common now

>>843558

Bro

I just hunted 4 fucking monsters on an expedition

The thing said only one

how

>>843560

pls :c

>>843562

oh my gosh stop !

>>843555

I've never had one but they look great.

>>843559

I wouldn't be able to take good care of it right now.

>>843562

They are vicious. Don't let their cuteness deceive you.

>>843566

You look great.

>>843561

Must have banned him enough times for him to actually fuck off. At least for the time being.

>>843569

you wanna hunt some nigs or something?

I'm HR 2

>>843546

nope the places that arent fast food like are usually attentive enough to make good food, why are you going to take me to one for a date? :^)

>>843550

so much for losing the blush i dont plan on changing bae, being myself is one of thee few things i excel at!

>>843570

Btw today is the end of time

>>843574

I GOT THIS GAME LAST WEEK

>>843576

I'm posting though, so that nullifies it.

god guys theres no way i can scroll up and catch these replies

i love u all

>>843581

>>843582

>>843568

But you don't know what I look like.

>>843584

Good night, folks.

>>843573

I need to start keeping count of the times I get to make you blush.

But I need to get to sleep. Good night, love. Hope it is great!

>>843586

That's ok. Good night, cutie.

>>843587

I have nothing to say

>>843588

Sleep well.

And the power you took from the people, will return to the people

>>843588

Goodnight.

>>843591

>>843565

Why do you tell me to stop when you're enjoying things? :3

Must be because of my rape fetish

>>843568

I guess their cuteness is how they've survived through the ages despite being brutal beasts

>>843573

We'd have to go to California or something

We haven't even had buttsex on Mount Sinai yet

One thing at a time

>>843578

It's about threads

>>843579

You're an undead now

>>843588

laters <3 have some sweet dreams and please dont start counting thatll be such a high number so quickly with you at the helm

>>843585

>first result on google

>Nice One, Stardew Valley. As somebody who obsessively roots around in video game trash ...

>>843595

ok

>>843591

Nah they were just borrowing it from me in the first place

>>843597

VAMPIRE TERRORIST

RUN

>>843591

>>843595

>>843594

>>843593

you want a machine? you want an AI?

you want men!

>>843598

>>843591

No I'm keeping it.

>yfw Manaka looks like me irl

>>843602

i think it's different from what i have in mind..

>>843605

It was secretly you in a mask.

>>843601

YOU CALLING ME A QUEER, BOY

>>843605

>Erin's face

>>843605

>>843604

only the unloved take

the unloved and the unnaturals!

>>843605

who is this kid, he has a daisy duck poster in background, what a disaster

>>843609

I MEANT MANPOWER

>>843606

I'd rather notttttttt

>>843612

>>843611

>>843588

Nini bby

>>843600

You seem like you need to masturbate

>>843603

Of course you'd like music made from a guy unzipping his fly over and over : ^ )

>>843611

What? so then you're saying I should be taking more things?

>>843610

Yo, bitch.

>>843595

i suggest we do it all in one amazing month the animus cruise the date the mountain sex and the petting, best month of all time ever

>bitch

Yeah, that wasn't what I wanted to post.

Let's try that again.

>>843610

Yo, bitch.

>>843615

I never said that

>>843619

>>843620

Ah. It didn't fuck up for you.

Anyhow...

Entertain me until Reid is out of game. I'm posting just for you.

>>843616

you're not unnatural!

>>843623

whoever he is, he needs to get a life

>>843625

see

>>843564

how are your thumbs

>>843626

>Grape

>>843627

I changed the color of my hair a few times though.

>>843629

You know what

>>843628

I lost feeling in the pads entirely.

The tips feel like I'm touching Velcro no matter what it is.

>>843630

Pretty sure that's Luke.

>>843631

as long as you havent gone for blue or green or bright red

>>843630

i am taking over

>>843633

I know.

But his avatar.

God that must be horrible.

I hope your body adapts.

>>843635

that poster is not who you are is it

i remember that avatar's poster quite vividly

how do you not remember me

>>843635

Take over the stairs first

>>843627

hey alty how are you doing?

>>843618

Yeah I guess the cruise can just go to those places and then also anyone else who wants to have buttsex on Mount Sinai can do it too

>>843622

I can see into your soul

>>843637

I think he would be attentionwhoring a lot harder if so

is that squash

>>843637

i am not cassidy

>>843638

oh

It is Squash.

>>843636

I doubt it will.

Probably just numb in a month.

>>843637

I've been around for years and have no idea who you are either.

>>843634

I changed it blond from a dark auburn.

I really want dark black hair now though.

My hair is like brown or something now.

>>843640

>>843641

I can't even handle this anymore

>>843641

except the muggles! they dont get to be on mountains

>>843643

mfw

>>843639

i have chocolate and cheese filled bread on my right, and beef filled bread on my left

i cant decide

>>843644

you dont have a hair until i see you really have it

hello

>>843647

It's factory work.

The pay makes up for the pain ten fold.

Hello.

>>843648

>>843649

What do I get if I show you my hair?

>>843645

If you beg for orders I'll help you work it out

>>843646

Aren't you a muggle?

My seed should give you initiation though

>>843652

What emotion are you trying to keep yourself in with this smoking dog pic

I remember you were using one pic to stay calm but that dog just looks puzzled or inquisitive or something

>>843654

500 a week is the most I have ever made.

I have blown money pretty hard and still have enough for bills and shit.

what is up

>>843655

sex

Posting until Reid is done with his match. Then fucking off until whim brings me back here.

>>843656

Having gotten rid of all my folders it is just what is on my desktop at the moment.

The other options are an anime girl with a thumbs up, a shit MS drawing of Bard from LoL, this with a blue background, or my rainbow button up from the Salvation Army.

No mood is being conveyed.

>>843649

chocolate and cheese in bread? that sounds like a strange combination, sug

>>843656

no i am like those background characters you see, totally magical and chill but i disappear whenever shit goes down :^)

>reid

since when does he still exist

>>843662

>>843661

dont worry, this body has never been defiled by anyone

>>843663

WELL chocolate in, and cheese poured over

>>843659

Kay, I call top.

We've stayed in constant contact for the entirety of knowing each other save for 4 months. He refuses to post, but he's one of the only people I talk to regularly still.

[insults colby for being bronze]

>>843666

i am glad

>>843643

i never posted in the gay Sci threads

its the only one i avoided

>>843662

Yeah that one's probably the best option for you then

Where've you been?

>>843663

Doesn't sound very magical

Unless you mean literally disappear

>>843666

does such a food have a name? im curious to see what it would look like

>>843670

Nobody brought those up though.

I didn't really ask either.

>>843671

Gone. I am not a regular now. I don't plan to come back much from now on.

Just when whim brings me. Other than that I am more occupied with IRL shit.

>>843671

literally like not even the no nose bastard could find me, i have that magical ability that lets me break the fourth wall and go to another set until it all blows over

>>843678

Yeah, I didn't ask.

>>843673

Posting at all is a slippery slope :3

>>843674

Btw I saw Deadpool

Was pretty good

>>843680

Out.

>>843680

I know. I'm not gone forever.

I'm just in and out.

>>843681

Again, didn't ask.

Didn't care.