No.844898
first for trump
>>844890
yeah, i just work summers when not at school but it closes for winter as well. it's really fun i like it
im probably just going to sit at home and play video games t b h but i may find something to do since i think some friends are also off
>>844897
nice, smart
No.844900
>>844894
:^(
>>844897
Well its me, another complete autist.
No.844905
File: 1456940087325.jpg (125.28 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
No.844908
>>844869
well, I sometimes mix it, when I don't want to drink too much too quick.
>>844870
oh, cool, you're pretty cool too nymph even though it's been a while.
>>844873
all this time I been talking to ghostie and just so cute I would cuddle half to death then nurse him back to health.
>>844900
well, subtle said so, and I've been gawking over how cute you are.
>>844898
yep, just gotta decide what I want to do.
No.844910
File: 1456940256512.jpg (143.85 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
Drilling noises
right above me
>trump having a chance
the world is a dark place
No.844911
File: 1456940305204.png (587.42 KB, 500x651, 500:651, tumblr_inline_o19moiqLOr1s….png)
>he doesn't support Daddy
get out
>>844908
womens studies
No.844912
>>844905
im sorry for loving my country..
>>844903 (Nymph)
i'm scared of you and your rape
No.844913
Trump will make America great again.
No.844914
>>844910
We can make our own drilling noises ~
No.844916
>>844912
wat
I wouldn't do that
No.844918
No, it's not progres. Its backsliding.
No.844919
File: 1456940528997.jpg (133.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>844913
>>844915
I understand you want him to win.
But there's no need to start a trump-praising circlejerk.
>>844914
No thanks.
No.844920
>>844908
That's not a good way to go about having to nurse someone, you wouldn't even have to do anything
No.844922
>>844917
*Slaps*
>>844919
I wasn't asking
No.844923
>>844920
>boku no hero academia
anime is saved
No.844927
>>844903
it has been some time, I've been doing pretty well, what have you been up to?
>>844909
vodka and anything citrus, vodka and monster, vodka and redbull, black label and pepsi.
>>844911
sounds like a plan then they can complain when I as a man get a job right out of collage, even though I'll have more qualifications than just about anyone trying to find a job.
>>844912
you're here too, how you been?
>>844917
that pic was you right, subtle said so, and you just said so, and you're a super cutey.
No.844929
>>844915
<3
>>844916
You wouldn't? :(
>>844919
Go back to Mexico you rapist!
>>844927
Poop
No.844930
>>844919
when did i say that
>>844927
yeah
No.844931
>>844924
I don't like it. It leads me into trouble
No.844932
>>844927
I don't compute
It was me
but this just
wont get through my faggot skull that
ugh
>>844928
ur weird
No.844934
No.844935
8chan can't upload 90% of the gifs I want.
This is gay.
No.844936
File: 1456940835034.jpg (106.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>844929
Don't make me rape you.
No.844938
>>844927
Mostly just working.
Moved out of my parent's place 2 weeks ago, so that's been nice so far.
How about you?
>>844929
I mean unless you wanted me to.
No.844939
someone motivate me to go back to my dorm
No.844940
>>844937
stop hitting on nyara we've been dating for a week now
No.844942
File: 1456940948059.jpg (170.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>844940
We have not, and we never will be. Find someone else.
No.844943
>>844941
srtop
>>844942
We haven' t?!
No.844945
No.844946
i want to jelly my cock into nyara's butt
No.844947
>>844939
Go back to your dorm you piece of shit.
No.844948
>>844935
Vote Trump for better anime gifs
>>844936
N-no... rape is bad
>>844938
i do
>>844939
Don't go
No.844949
File: 1456941108656.jpg (125.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>844943
No, we haven't.
>>844946
please no
No.844951
why is this nyara person so hostile
>>844947
thanks
>>844948
fuck u
No.844952
File: 1456941171323.jpg (142.84 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>844937
It's not rape if you want it to happen.
>>844948
Your stuttering clearly shows me that you want to be raped.
No.844953
>>844949
But my 8ball said we were.........
>>844950
fucking stop
No.844955
>>844952
Fucking rape the rape out of me.
>>844953
oh uhm s-sorry
No.844956
>>844929
oh, I'm sorry, you should do more fun things.
>>844930
so much mahogany.
>>844932
YOU ARE CUTE, I WOULD CUDDLE YOU!! <3
>>844938
just been on a ship getting qualified, and heavy drinking on the weekends.
No.844959
>>844956
I take that as a compliment!!
Thanks <3
No.844960
>>844955
stopt alking to me
No.844961
File: 1456941359962.jpg (412.08 KB, 1221x1111, 111:101, Blademasterusingflockofbla….jpg)
>>844948
I was already gonna vote for him.
Mostly to spite other people though.
>>844951
yeah no problem man.
No.844962
>>844953
You can't trust 8balls.
>>844955
I'll pass on that, thanks.
No.844963
>>844951
if you go back to your dorm you won't be able to post and i won't see you again.....
>>844952
am i a bad person for wanting to be raped?
>>844956
im too tired... -snugs-
>>844961
I'm voting for him because all the Alicefags want Hillary
No.844965
>>844962
I asked if I could kiss your tummy and it said most definitely
>>844964
shut thw ufck uip
No.844966
File: 1456941471217.jpg (80.39 KB, 540x764, 135:191, 231d77c3aedb53b6bfc444f908….jpg)
>>844963
Thats a pretty good reason honestly.
No.844967
I want to jelly my cock inside isla.
No.844968
>>844958
I say mahogany because I can't spell and I wanted to say misogyny, and it auto corrected to that, so I left it, it will now be my response to any gender argument.
>>844959
you are welcome, so when can we meat up to do this cuddling?
>>844963
I am also tired, so I'm drinking vodka and monster to not be so tired.
No.844969
File: 1456941595665.png (10.03 KB, 398x368, 199:184, ss (2014-08-09 at 08.53.08….png)
No.844970
>>844963
I didn't say that. But you are perverted.
>>844964
*rapes*
>>844965
it's obviously a lying 8ball
No.844972
>>844970
so if I asked it again and it said no would it mean I will kiss your tummy since it's lying ?
No.844975
>>844973
*Tapes your mouth shut and slaps*
No.844976
>>844966
They keep calling me "retard" and "idiot" because I refuse to jump on the Hillary band wagon
>>844967
-hug-
>>844968
T-try drinking something a lil' more healthy ^~^
>>844969
-shrugs and hugs you from behind-
>>844970
im not... i just want to get pregnant
No.844978
>>844977
No you'd enjoy it
No.844980
>>844976
They probably aren't white.
No.844982
>>844948
then add me on steam/skype
No.844983
>>844926
I said so and my word is law
No.844984
No.844985
>>844983
I don't know if I can believe you!
No.844988
File: 1456942017146.png (10.09 KB, 365x411, 365:411, ss (2014-08-09 at 07.09.18….png)
my cat is laying on me
i cant leave
help
No.844989
No.844991
>>844976
ill shitpost while on highway
No.844992
File: 1456942132180.jpg (99.37 KB, 482x700, 241:350, tumblr_lvsp35ME7I1qc83epo1….jpg)
>>844979
fat
>>844980
They're white-guilt liberals that support #blacklivesmatter, LGBT and women and don't care about anything else :/
>>844982
i'm scaaared ^~^
I'm very shy by nature..
and you make me uneasy and blushy and stuff
>>844988
aww
No.844993
>>844985
What do you know then?
No.844994
>>844992
Wow gay
born too late to explore the earth
born too early to explore the universe
born just in time to meme trump into office
No.844996
No.844997
File: 1456942217397.png (80.25 KB, 1078x326, 539:163, Screen Shot 2016-03-02 at ….png)
lol if i broadened the time frame we could actually trade in poster stock
No.844998
No.844999
>>844997
Does that work if I don't use a trip ?
No.845001
Trump should be the new word for shit.
Donald is better than John for toilet. John is just so ancient.
No.845002
No.845003
>>845001
>being this assblasted
No.845005
No.845006
No.845007
Trump should be the new word for Golden God.
No.845009
this is what happens when memes go too far
No.845011
>>844969
and who doesn't love mahogany ?
>>844973
see you in about a year, when my ship comes over.
>>844976
I been up since 8;30 yesterday night.
No.845012
poster stock
stock market crash
No.845014
>>844992
god dammit blood-chan just do it
No.845015
>>845009
If you liked the last FarCry then you'll like Primal.
Its the same thing without guns.
No.845016
>>845003
>getting a hard-on for a cult of personality
No.845019
>>845007
hey ban how are you getting along today mate
No.845022
No.845025
>>845019
I'm alive.
Whats up with you?
No.845027
>>844972
The answer it gives does not matter.
No.845029
>>845025
I am very excited
I think I might be able to trade my bass and my guitar for an absoluteley beautiful Master Luthier Crafted Guitar
once in a lifetime oppurtunity and the luthier in question passed on in 2014
the tired is getting to me pretty fast though so I will probably end up dreaming away before too long
only alive huh
i suppose you dont hve many plans for the day eh?
No.845030
>>845027
*sneaks behind you and lifts up your shirt, licking your tummy*
No.845031
a whole hour has gone by since last I looked at a clock.
No.845032
No.845033
>>845028
You're out of luck.
>>845029
Yeah I got off work pretty early and I pretty much just plan on doing nothing all day now.
Are you gonna play the guitar for me?
>>845030
How do you type these things and not feel retarded?
No.845034
>>845033
not taking it seriously helps
No.845035
>>845031
probably only have that since you last looked at a cock huh
>>845033
YES AAH
yes please
I hope your day plays out well ban
lazy days are so relaxuing
No.845036
>>845034
No it hurts when I shit post sometimes and I never take it seriously.
>>845035
Do you know any songs or are you just gonna wing it?
No.845037
>>845036
I feel that later inthe nights but it's just starting now so it's ok
No.845038
>>845036
i know some songs I can make pretty sounds!
i am not smart enough to right my own stuff yet though
do you make music :]
No.845040
>>845037
The regret? Sucks
>>845038
I played the drums when I was younger but I can't make anything right now.
No.845041
>>845039
sorry i guess i am just feeling wily
No.845043
>>845042
I don't know how to play anymore and I also don't have an instrument.
No.845044
>>845040
No like if I go a full day of shitposting it just kinda hurts to type it near the end
No.845045
>>845041
but it was worded very poorly, I get that it's something about how much I enjoy cock, but I really don't get it.
No.845048
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>845042
anywho, I figured out what you're guitaring reminded me of, and why it makes me so happy, it's like most of the music in the background of wranglerstars videos, also super cool timber framing from back in the day, but those videos are long since deleted, kinda want to try to get him to re upload them, or put them on a new channel, about 3 minutes in the soothing guitaring starts.
No.845049
>>845047
You wanna go out again?
No.845050
No.845051
>>845049
Can I call you daddy ?
No.845052
>>845051
I like grandpa more.
No.845053
>>845052
be gentle grandpappy I'm still innocent
No.845054
>>845053
Really? What am I wasting my time here for then?
No.845055
>>845054
Beat me with your cane while you choke me
No.845056
File: 1456945822973.jpg (36.25 KB, 500x488, 125:122, tumblr_inline_o34w4eaC8A1s….jpg)
>>845053
>I'm still innocent
Absurdity is only funny up to a point.
No.845057
>>845055
Wow boring.
I'm breaking up with you.
No.845059
>>845058
You blew it.
I'll talk to you again in like 3 months if I feel like it.
No.845062
No.845063
No.845064
No.845065
>>845064
I didn't have anything else to do.
No.845066
Kanye West pirates music creation software
he's just like you and me
No.845067
No.845068
No.845072
>>845069
i just left in the middle of the lunch period
No.845073
>>845071
I'm glad I live in NYC
No.845074
>>845070
i used to give my chihuahua money and she would run away with it
No.845075
>>845071
One day you're going to fucking crash and kill yourself
STOP FUCKING POSTING WHILE DRIVING HOLY FUCK
I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FACE
>>845072
All done, or are you cutting?
No.845077
>>845075
I cut with like 5 other people lol
>>845076
don't get too close to that
No.845078
>>845076
Yeah don't crash
>
No.845081
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>>845080
How the fuck do you get traffic in the middle of nowhere?
No.845084
>>845083
I live right there.
No.845085
File: 1456949800409.jpg (123.12 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
Megumin is best girl, by the way.
No.845086
No.845089
File: 1456950269323.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.47 MB, 720x404, 180:101, strange shit 4198810.webm)
No.845090
>>845088
i dun get that metaphor. explain it to me.
No.845091
>>845083
Like... i don't even
No.845092
File: 1456950381727.gif (Spoiler Image, 2.08 MB, 177x133, 177:133, 1367324423085.gif)
>>845089
That guy has a huge bladder.
No.845095
>>845090
dip me in your love-chocolate
No.845096
>>845095
That isn't a thing people say
also love chocolate is gross. ew elma.
No.845097
File: 1456950703349.jpg (97.42 KB, 719x740, 719:740, not a strong independent w….jpg)
No.845101
it sucks being this cute...
No.845102
;~;
I have to go to work now.
Have a nice day, everyone.
No.845104
these muscular lesbian domination wrestling pornographic videos are very good
5 stars
No.845105
>>845104
Ultimate Submission?
No.845106
>>845105
and its non brand derivative products
No.845107
>>845106
Didn't know there were others.
But yes, I quite like them. I am surprised the guys haven't done the same.
No.845110
>>845107
i think it's harder for guys. we're less sensitive to just getting our crotches grabbed and rubbed. also their dicks would snap off. also they balls would be black and blue. honestly speaking if you had two guys doing what these girls are doing they'd be vomiting and passing out/dying by the end of it.
No.845111
>>845109
Hello, love.
>>845110
True, it would have to be a different type of set up, but still could be similar.
No.845113
>>845112
I don't like the word rape, it is too rough.
But do you want to play a struggle snuggle game?
No.845114
No.845117
>>845116
See, you can't be mad at a snuggle strugglist.
No.845118
>>845117
please struggle snuggle me
No.845119
>>845118
But then I would have to kill you.
I don't want to kill you.
No.845120
>>845119
why can you let me live and snuggle me
No.845121
holy shit it feels nice to have a mouse again
also got best parking spot
>>845084
Hey, me too.
No.845122
>>845120
I can't have witnesses.
>>845121
How coincidental.
No.845126
File: 1456953595295.gif (Spoiler Image, 496.18 KB, 350x287, 50:41, 1379365058146.gif)
>>845123
Will you feed me whiskey?
No.845127
>>845125
hey bud
what am i supposed to call you here exactly?
No.845128
>>845126
i cannot purchase that
but if i could, yes
does that count?
No.845130
>>845127
whatever you want
wait who are you anyways
No.845133
File: 1456953876452.gif (Spoiler Image, 999.18 KB, 750x402, 125:67, 1385443529861.gif)
No.845135
>>845134
oh hi i didnt recognize the trip
>>845133
No.845136
~*~ this introduction post claimed by trump 2016 ~*~
No.845141
>>845138
Not gonna lie lad
I actually went out of my way to flirt with a real life guy today
just fuck my shit up honestly
he was really feminine and i couldnt help myself
>>845139
No.845142
>>845135
whats shakin
>>845136
hey boo
i gotta get one o dose hates
the red one tho
>>845140
hey motherfucker quit stealing my op style on /lewd/
get your own thing
No.845143
>>845142
about to play some legend league aka death
>>845141
No.845144
>>845142
i ordered my red 1 also
its not here yet
might have to call customer service to see whats up
you should have told me nouns was in your new community
nouns is pretty famous on /r9k/
>>845143
Hi~
No.845145
File: 1456954399785.jpg (196.87 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>845141
Why are you telling me?
>>845140
Go away, little kitty.
No.845146
>>845145
Had to tell somebody
it weighs on my heart like an anvil pulling down my happiness in a torrent of repressed feelings
No.845147
No.845148
>>845143
u g h you play that?
tell me why
>>845144
just call trump and complain about your hat
yeah but i dont post on r9k so i didn't even know that noun was a c-list e-celebrity
No.845150
File: 1456954585426.jpg (412.08 KB, 1221x1111, 111:101, Blademasterusingflockofbla….jpg)
No.845154
that is a rather illegal thing to do to dogs
No.845155
>>845153
Where did we leave off on our flirting bae?
>>845148
I enjoyed his stories a bunch
not as good of a writer as your boy but his formula is really nice
No.845158
Capture all barking dogs and send them to Squash
No.845159
>>845150
>>845153
uh-huh..... sorry about that
No.845160
>>845158
im going to mars baby
you comin with?
No.845161
>>845155
stories..?
>>845158
nice meme
No.845164
i'm pretty sure one of the horrible /b/furfags had a dog do that to them, that poor dog
No.845166
File: 1456954979039.jpg (170.07 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>845146
Sure, bud. I mean it's just flirting with a guy.
You're not too gay yet.
>>845152
No buts.
No.845167
>>845162
i cant believe you would do such a thing!
>>845165
?????
No.845169
>>845160
Mars is cold and desolate desert
Sure
>>845161
Thanks
>>845163
♥
How're you bby?
No.845170
File: 1456955071728.jpg (147.05 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>845168
Cleanse your mind
No.845171
>>845166
Can I kiss your cheek
No.845172
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id rather not think back on the place
No.845174
>>845167
Its a doggy dog world.
No.845177
>>845169
h-hai.. I'm oki how are you c:
No.845231
>>845155
idk
>>845164
devnull
and squash
No.845244
who wants to play legend league after i eat
i expect no less than 12 candidates when i return
No.845252
>>845244
ur in the wrong thread