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No.845786
johnny flowers
be my best friend
No.845788
No.845789
That video felt like a commercial break from all this autistic shitposting
It's pretty refreshing
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No.845791
>>845772
Mostly vodka or beer.. why ?
>>845777
Hmmmm ?
No.845792
why are bd and test flirting
i thought test was christrian
No.845793
>>845788
Thanks, my favorite furfriend gave me it.
No.845794
*presses sci till he bursts*
No.845795
>>845789
It's like some super cheap Mexican buffet that had a catchy jingle that was like:
Raise the flag, raise the flag.
At Pancho's real Mexican buffet.
And my dad would always make racist comments about how it's what metaphoric for the Mexicans taking back the Alamo without even firing a single bullet.
No.845797
>>845794
is that a sex thing?
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No.845801
No.845803
hows it hangin animus?
>>845796
happy wednesday to you too
No.845804
No.845808
>>845789
If we had group commercial breaks that might be good for the threads
>>845791
Just curious
Do you drink vodka straight or mix it with sweet stuff? :3
>>845796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRTqILMplFA
>>845803
Moogs told me you're a mod
When are you going to abuse it
No.845809
>>845807
You should've given him a black guy name. He looks kinda like a black guy
No.845810
>>845803
hello
they hang well like normal
No.845811
No.845813
Hi again Nezi
I had to go to a meeting, sorry if I left you hanging
No.845814
>>845808
Mostly 2 or 3 drinks with oj then straight
No.845815
>>845809
Oh you meant the fish.
Thats lebrondocrankashank.
No.845816
>>845799
lewd
>>845803
we're almost at the weekend now~
>>845808
omg loooolllll
just when I thought terry crews was as awesome as possible already
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No.845818
>>845805
is it? did deadpool save it?!
>>845808
how would i abuse it though?
>>845810
lol good to know bae, greetings!
>>845811
5 dorrar pls
>>845816
half way
No.845819
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Why am I not popular again?
No.845820
>>845818
im not a rich man
No.845821
>>845817
Well I was going for thug though.
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No.845823
>>845818
Maybe if deadpool was the reason you showed up in the threads, then yes
>>845819
not memey enough
No.845824
>>845819
did you date the head cheerleader?
>>845820
neither am i thats why the cost is so high :^)
No.845825
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>>845812
Is that you insanity cat
>>845814
Straight vodka kind of gagged me a bit but I guess you have those reflexes well under control
Have you ever taken cock IRL, btw? ^^
>>845816
There's also a Memetale one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU3jfk-O7L0
>>845818
Idk, maybe by banning everyone or changing their text to dicks
Use your imagination
>>845819
You showed me Ghost so that means you're one of the best posters
No.845826
>>845824
what will you do with that
No.845828
>>845825
but ghost kinda sucks
No.845829
>>845819
Because you're like Nezi Jr.
No.845830
>>845825
I had a bf irl for a year yes
No.845831
>>845819
It's called crescent fresh where I'm from
>>845821
Oh well you have a good sexy tiem with your fishy fish. She's a beauty.
>>845825
Wtf eriooi. I was just talking to you on steam, and now you haven't been on in like 5 days.
No.845832
>>845818
any plans this weekend mm ?
>>845825
that's an oddly satisfying mash up
No.845833
>>845831
I can't have fun with just a picture.
No.845834
>>845823
then no sadly thats too bad we couldve said good deadpool..... ignoring that though, wassup?
>>845825
if i ban them or take their words away ill have no reactions to my jokes though
>>845826
pay for food for my 14 siblings, we live in an orphanage run by a drug dealing nun
>>845832
not right now but i was thinking of hangin with some of my friends, hbu bae?
No.845835
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>>845822
I liked ethy, how's that not gay enough?
>>845823
Understandable
>>845824
No, but I did get head from a cheerleader, does that count?
>>845825
Ayy
>>845827
>>845829
Scuseme while I "kill" myself
>>845831
No idea what that means
No.845836
>>845818
w-wanna cuddle?
>>845819
>again
No.845837
>>845834
hm sexy
how can i get in on that hot orphan action?
No.845838
>>845836
Were you not around during the ethy situation? That has gotten me plenty of attention
now that fuckass is gone, I have no reason to bring him up
No.845839
who even are these canadians.
No.845841
>>845835
>I liked ethy, how's that not gay enough?
Because this is a woman, you cisgendered shitlord.
:^)
No.845843
>>845838
I remember ethy but what situation?
No.845844
>>845833
just keep swimming, just keep swimming
>>845835
It means cool.
No.845845
>>845830
You should just be an escort; seems like an ideal job for you
>>845831
I got tired of it
And if I sign in there are people who want my d
>>845832
Old Spice guy can probably go well with a lot of things as long as the person making the video has enough skill
>>845834
You could also just ADD penises without deleting anything
>>845835
They won a Grammy btw
No.845846
god... ethanol gives me bad dreams
No.845848
No.845849
would you slap my ass in da club
No.845851
>>845844
I really do wanna see finding dory though.
No.845852
>>845846
She's getting in the way of the good bad dreams
>>845847
Why not do it? ^^
No.845854
>>845834
working midnights so probably just a relatively boring mixture of sleeping/work x
>>845841
imo this person would be more attractive as just a hot dude
>>845845
Do you have skills??????
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No.845856
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>>845841
>>845848
My mistake, does this make me gay enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Q0rgkFrA0
>>845843
I never shut up about em
>>845845
Heheh nice, I dont watch grammys but this pleases me so
No.845857
>>845855
what would you do
No.845858
if i were not in a committed and happy relationship
moog is someone i would consider as a partner.
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No.845860
>>845852
she looks so freaky...
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No.845862
>>845854
The whole thing is just sort of baffling.
What's the whole point of transitioning if you're just gonna try your hardest to look more masculine?
No.845863
>>845859
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
No.845864
>>845849
I'd spank you if you were being a bad girl
>>845856
how does obsessing over another poster make you popular
i don't get it
No.845865
"the whole thing is baffling"
- ignorant moron
No.845866
>>845864
It gets on their nerves, it was fun
No.845867
>>845849
ayy grind on me gurl
>>845862
maybe they are confused about their identity
No.845868
No.845869
>>845856
It's about how gay you act
No.845870
>>845845
why did u add so many sex bots to the skaipu chat??
>>845851
Getting so hyped up to see that. Dory is my favorite ADHD autistic fish. I'd bang her up in da club like yknow what I mean?
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No.845872
>>845835
maybe but then id wonder why you arent popular naturally
>>845836
i can do that!
>>845837
5 dorrar of course but there is a special and for every extra 2 dorrar you get one extra orphan :^)
>>845845
if it were my place id do it for the shits and giggles but this is chiis and sebs, i cant break pieces of other peoples toys bb
>>845849
gonna need a reference
>>845854
that suuucks but better then nothing to some degree
No.845873
>>845868
don't be cold with me :c
No.845874
>>845869
He lives in cholo-ville.
He can't act gay or he gets shot.
No.845875
>>845868
i shouldn't be in da club anyway
>>845872
can i make the orphans do things to each other?
No.845876
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>>845854
Not with that
I've never tried it
>>845856
I don't either; I found out on tumblr
Another reason why making a tumblr has turned out to be a good decision
>>845860
I don't remember her looking freaky
You're just being rood
>>845870
Dude what?
I remember adding bots to MSN chats but I don't remember if any were sex bots
>>845872
They can't really do anything either
This whole board moved from a different board because the admin was a bit abusive
No.845877
trannies are really into farting now for some reason
No.845878
>>845875
lol i would never go to a club.
this is all hypothetical.
No.845880
>>845878
iunno i can imagine you in a rave with a lot of glow sticks
No.845881
>>845852
Self conscious and illegal
No.845882
>>845880
occasionally i managed festivals
No.845883
>>845869
Surely we're all gay here..
>>845872
Probably cause I never mentioned this.. not exactly relevent to any topics in the past, likewise with my relationships.. hell Darwin was suprised when I brought up girlfriend.
>>845876
The only tumblr I lurk is the one dumping lewds
>>845879
Hellow dank memes
No.845884
>>845870
The best part is she would just forget everything that happened later.
>>845879
ohi
No.845885
>>845874
Being hispanic is a mistake
No.845886
>>845875
probably i dont really know the rules to hooking
>>845876
it did? i havent heard this story
>>845883
that darwin fellow actually replies to you? lol
No.845887
>>845872
I like it tbh, my jerb is fun and I just pound monsters and do Coke through out the night for max energy
>>845876
I thought you had skills with computers and stuuuffff
No.845888
>>845883
Hello lord of demons.
>>845884
Falling asleep was easy, waking up is harder.
No.845889
>>845882
ah same. though i was a lot younger. back when crowds didnt freak me out.
>>845886
fair enough. im tired. hold me
No.845890
>>845885
Are you ready to get Trumped?
No.845892
>>845876
Yeah they were, fuck u. They flirted with people, you and your goyyims made a joke out of it. I didn't think it was that funny tho, but idk. I wasn't sure if that's what you meant, Eroo.
>>845884
Ooooooooh yeahh. That's the shit right there. Like this one time in high school...uhhh never mind.
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>>845879
ay gurl
>>845881
Being an escort isn't illegal since the customer "technically" isn't paying for sex
And getting your butt used several times should improve your confidence
>>845883
Tumblr is great for art and stuff
If you like Ghost's art at all there's a lot of stuff on tumblr you'd probably like
>>845886
>>>/aneki/
Luka keeps it alive as a memorial
>>845887
With Photoshop and some coding I'm rusty on
That kind of video seems like a whole different thing though
>>845892
Lol wtf? I don't remember bots that flirted with people
And I just meant people from ERP groups on Steam
The Steam community in general has basically become a clingy sex slave from my perspective
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>>845888
How goes the hunt?
>>845890
If you mean free ride to my grandma's house, sure at least there's thirsty sluts in the plaza.
>>845894
Huh, didnt think they had a tumblr, I just follow their twitter.
No.845896
>>845891
it give me super human powers!!!!
No.845897
>>845889
same tbh, i'm not sure how i'd manage now.
on the other hand, i can usually find the right drug cocktail to make stuff bearable when it's worth it like that.
No.845898
>>845886
Yea but it's as rare as a shiny pokemon
No.845899
>>845892
Lets hear the story.
No.845900
>>845895
I just meant on tumblr in general if you like the idea of edgy art
Haven't you seen these pics?
>
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No.845904
>>845900
I have not, I just made my folder purely from google images.
No.845905
>>845894
the name seems confusing compared to a name like animus
>>845896
i think it just makes you think that way
>>845898
seems legit i barely played pokemon but in all my short times i have never caught or found a shiny
No.845906
>>845889
ill hold you lewdly
No.845907
>>845893
What a nerd....
>>845894
I'm a boy
>>845895
I found 3 pokemons.
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No.845909
>>845897
despite my prozac it still fucks with me. especially when people are walking behind me or im in the way of folks. makes grocery shopping a pain.
>>845906
-lays on your tummy and hears your digestive noises-
No.845912
>>845908
I found.. 1 shiny.
>>845910
Do you get wedgies?
No.845913
>>845903
You know it's a good idea
>>845904
There's art made specifically for each song on the last two albums Ghost has put out
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/iz7hu3bdmridtzb/AADkdPZ9WVK90EVotUnlKzSja?dl=0
It's in here with some other stuff
>>845905
Animus is also confusing if you think about it from the perspective of someone who just found the board
They probably won't assume it's a derivation of "anime" cause it actually reads like the word "animus" as in hostility or the animus archetype in Jungian psychology
>>845907
You've never liked the idea of crossdressing at all?
No.845915
>>845909
i was originally put on sertraline more for anxiety than depression, it helped the depression a little, but it didn't touch the anxiety.
but in the last week or two i've been taking an extra half pill a day along with like 5-10 0.5mg pyrazolams throughout the day to keep me cool seeing how shits been going downhill.
No.845916
>>845894
are you almost done ur schooling now qt???
>>845905
im actually more of a lovable scamp than a super hero
drugs only intensify my charm~
No.845917
>>845912
Its never happened to before.
I'm pretty sure I could bully you with ease.
No.845918
>>845915
why has it been going downhill
No.845919
>>845912
Lucky..
>>845913
Ah hell, nice and edgy
Thanks friend
No.845920
>>845913
I am not admitting to anything
No.845921
>>845894
I love you erioo~ <3
>>845899
I'm fucked up for good, is all. What's your name?
No.845922
>>845921
Ban, Nezumi, Archives
No.845923
>>845913
I am going not answer for any reason what? blah.
>>845917
Nerds aren't allowed to bully me. I am one of the popular people.
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>>845916
I just have a few more classes after this semester that I might be able to get done in the summer
>>845919
Exactly the kind of thing I was saying tumblr is good for
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/afjysdi2abtjsiz/AADpQ5ygkN4N5LA7Y-f_tk0ma?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dor5mx4vu84dtht/AABtqcu5ly5fPpdjISjADmxba?dl=0
>>845920
I think it's the purpose you need in life to stop killing your liver
>>845921
Yeah same
No.845925
>>845918
stress of the move and stuff i think.
i've been breaking down a lot more, feelin pretty lonely, and obvs the self harm thing is now pretty out of control.
No.845926
>>845923
All I would have to do is ignore you for a few days.
No.845927
>>845909
you can hear that stuff? neat it probably sounds weird af
>>845913
holy shit it means that? i made a joke about it but i really thought it was meant to be animes lmao
>>845916
i hope you are right cause drugs like that usually have the opposite effect for other people
No.845928
>>845922
Oh, it was nice talking to you and Lebron.
>>845924
So what do people just run up and say LEMME SUCK YA COCK every time to sign into Steam?
No.845929
>>845925
hey erin
my wife erio said it's you i go to if i want my very own name written in blood image
think you could hook your boy up?
No.845930
>>845925
I can sympathize. i'm really sorry to hear about that
>>845927
have you never put your ear against someones tummy?
No.845933
>>845929
not really any room to write anything atm.
>>845930
eh, yeah, you got your share too. not like we're alone here.
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No.845935
>>845933
Damn
How long can must I wait?
'boo' is only 3 letters
No.845936
>>845923
That's a messed up sentence but I think it's a yes
>>845927
I'm saying that's what people would assume it means so it doesn't really work great as a name
The threads on /b/ were called "animu threads" in the finder which was a corruption of "anime threads" and then it just became "animus" I guess, probably pronounced "animoos"
You know
I'm an animoo, you're an animoo
Animoos
>>845928
Not quite that but I guess that's a good simplification of it
>>845929
Don't tell lies
No.845937
>>845876
sorry for the slow reply.. i'm still cooking... look at her here >>845841
No.845938
>>845931
The fuckin fish you posted.
>>845933
Ahhh what're you doing, STAAHHP!
No.845939
>>845933
i actually threw my blades away after you scared me with the bone infection quip. though i have more in the mail.
No.845940
>>845924
aayyy good for you, the end is in sight!
>>845927
has that been your experience? Some ppl can't shut up and just talk their faces off lol
No.845941
>>845935
what makes you think i would spill my blood for you in the first place?
No.845942
>>845932
And then it would be the end of the world.
>>845934
I dunno
>>845938
Thats labrondocrankashank
No.845944
>>845939
tbph i think that was sound advice but i've stopped going by it now.
after i made that cut i could see inside my arm with and noticed how thin skin is i've just been doing whatever
No.845945
>>845942
Ill ignore you back.
No.845946
I'm done, goodnight threadoo
>>845936
luv u erioo xox~
>>845942
Yeah I know. That's what I was talking about! It's a qt! :3
Thanks for shitposting with me.
No.845947
>>845944
well i mean yeah in general not cutting is like good advice.
though i frequently use alcoholic pads
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>>845937
She should stop working out her arm muscles
>>845940
Not really sure what I wanna do after that but I guess I have some ideas
What kind of job do you have again?
>>845943
Just admit it's your dream job and follow your dreams
>>845946
Sleep well~
>>845948
Yes
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No.845952
>>845945
Do you really think that will work?
>>845946
Goodnight
No.845953
>>845942
Just remove him. He'll readd you back in a day.
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>>845950
Your mom is fake mom
Burnt
No.845955
>>845954
that's not the chen we know and love tho, srsly
No.845957
>>845953
I love it when I remove people and they try and spam add me back.
No.845958
>>845941
ive spilt my blood for you in many battles
No.845959
>>845947
i also noticed that once you get through the other side of the skin, it doesn't hurt nearly as much. skin is really nippy, but once you're through, cutting fat and muscle is much easier, sometimes, i think mostly with fat, you can't even feel it.
originally i was making sure i stayed in the skin layer to avoid deep infections, but once you're through it, you can get so much more satisfying results with less effort
No.845960
How many Chen are we up to?
No.845961
>>845955
he's the chen i know and love
No.845962
oh neato
>>845949
I used to be a housekeeper at a hospital and now I'm a porter
I push sickies around in stretchers
No.845963
>>845961
nobody cares about you or what you think
No.845965
>>845960
my chinny chin chin
I hate my life
No.845966
>>845958
blablabla
i want my name written on the floor of a McDonalds in blood that you beat out of your face with blunt objects first.
No.845967
>>845962
will u talk to me on steam
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>>845955
It is, dude
He re-added me on his old Skype and then added me on Steam and now I just had to explain to this here Chen that was posting part of why I haven't been on Steam
>>845962
You should leave that gross place and use your maid experience to get a better maid job
No.845973
>>845969
Don't be. Shit jokes are the best.
I have an affinity for puns myself.
No.845974
>>845959
iunno i think its the nerves or whatever but im not like a biologist.
chill out with the cuts and relieve stress in some other way. you're gonna run out of room on your arm
No.845975
>>845971
Do you say that as bait because you like being reminded that your mouth is the one that gets corked with cock?
>>845972
I guess there's still a chance that it's a big coincidence
No.845976
>>845967
no way fgt
>>845970
It's not gross and a hospital is the best place to be a maid >.>
No.845977
>>845975
Old chen isn't on my list anymore. Last I heard from him he was doing heavy benzos.
No.845978
>>845976
okay
sorry i guess
No.845979
>>845964
Well at least you don't have to find out.
>>845973
I make them a lot and it pisses off my friends sometimes.
No.845980
>>845974
i don't wanna cut my thighs or tummy, but i'll cut my right arm if it comes to it.
i actually think it's helping me hold things together atm.
No.845981
>>845930
no its usually been the opposite way around, ive had my head on laps a lot though
>>845936
im a little confused but i will believe you cause pets
>>845940
no i have not known someone that does it at least around me, just the damage it does over time tends to ruin the charm it may or may not give
No.845982
I don't understand why N.Korea is doing these "tests"
like
are they trying to show a display of power, even if the sanctions will starve their people?
Do they realize how insignificant they are
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>>845976
But you can't wear a kawaii maid outfit at a hospital, can you?
>>845977
Yeah when this one started posting he said he was gone because he was doing drugs and seeing a psychiatrist for a year if that's really a reason for being gone, so
No.845984
>>845979
Then they are good puns.
The good ones leave people mad.
>>845980
You might invest in a hobby that produces physical trinkets. Tangible hobbies always helped me.
No.845985
>>845983
get a selfie from the new one.
best way to make sure.
No.845988
>>845982
North Korea is very heavy on information control.
The populace probably thinks we are a third world country compared to them.
Pretending to have advances keeps them from acting up.
I think the leaders know they aren't hot shit.
No.845989
>>845988
People have proxies
a good bunch would know the truth
No.845990
>>845980
should get some help.
though i really have no room to be giving advice so whatever.
gonna go to bed. take it easy cutie
No.845991
>>845984
I honestly love it.
>>845987
?
No.845992
>>845982
the leader of there tells their people that its the other way around and i bet he right now is saying to his people that they just bombed the fuck out of the us for the sanctions, regardless of the fact that they have done nothing
No.845993
>>845984
nothing is quite the same.
>>845990
I have a temp remote therapist right now.
nini moogs x
No.845994
>>845981
being a drugs addict can be very bad for your health :c
I have to b careful
>>845983
no.. but I would not want to wear something like that in such a public atmosphere anyway!
No.845995
>>845989
And look at what happens to them.
They speak up and off to the camps.
No.845996
>>845992
>>845995
What a damn shame.
No.845997
>>845993
Cutting might be an alternative, but it isn't a healthy one.
You might seek new venues if yours is what is the issue.
No.845998
No.845999
>>845991
I need to go out and buy some more strawberries soon.
No.846000
I feel like Erin already knows what she needs to do and she's just showing off because the attention is nice
Erin you should let the old ones fully heal before making new ones
No.846001
>>845981
Animus is the plural of animu
Animu is a noun
We're animus
Idk I'm just baked and making this up; I don't know if anyone can be sure they understand the word if you really think about it
>>845985
I don't remember ever seeing a pic of the old one
>>845994
You just have to develop a fetish for that
No.846002
>>845994
yeah it gets horrible in time
>>845996
whats funny is america might have half the same deal if trump gets elected, it will be hilarious for us outside the country but sucks for you guys
No.846003
>>845997
i'm okay with what i'm doing for the time being.
other techniques never cut it.
i would refer you to a post on /r/selfharmpics, who have been helping me with aftercare recently.
https://www.reddit.com/r/selfharmpics/comments/4899vu/why_dont_you_try_the_elastic_band_technique/
this is basically how "alternative methods" turn out
No.846005
>>846001
the last thing I need is more unsavoury fetishes
No.846006
>>846000
someone told me that was a rule that helps keep it controlled if you stick to it, but tbh, i cut every day right now, it's an itch, it would be worse for my head not to scratch it tbh.
No.846007
>>845999
I bet strawberries in Austraila are super manly.
No.846008
>>846003
I'll have to decline the link.
Cutting makes me wildly uncomfortable.
Just don't cut too deep and die.
No.846009
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>>846005
More unsavory fetishes = more variety
No.846010
>>846007
the strawberries have knives and snakes.
No.846011
>>846006
That's horrible
I would just trash theblades and find something nondestructive to occupy myself
maybe running or gardening or something
gardening is p calming
No.846012
>>846001
so its mind fuckery! that is the only legit answer an idiot like me can understand :^)
No.846013
>>846008
the link in that post was actually someone who had been told to use the rubber band technique
you put a rubber band on your wrist, and when you wanna cut, you snap it really hard instead
her wrist was bruised to oblivion
No.846014
>>846013
Huh. I mean, that actually sounds better as an alternative.
No.846015
>>846011
maybe that can be how you control it
No.846016
>>846010
"Now thats a knife"
No.846017
Test, are you still here?
No.846019
Aaron needs to cut deeper for fucks sake
No.846021
>>846009
fetishes hardly ever come into play IRL for me all the guys I know would be weirded out lol
No.846023
if i go any deeper i get tendons and then i can't use my fingers.
and i super like having fingers that work.
No.846024
>>846017
Testing went to test the test.
>>846020
nois noif
No.846025
Murder's words cut deepest.
No.846027
>>846023
pls no more
there must be something better than slicey slicey
No.846028
>>846024
I'm soooo triggered.
No.846029
Cut your eyeballs next
You don't need those
No.846030
i actually knew some gypsy girl who intentionally cut a tendon in her wrist so she would get disability benefit and prescription opiated for the rest of her life.
she holds her hand all curled up like a chicken foot to make it look debilitating but really there is very like wrong with it. minorly reduced flexibility at worst.
No.846032
No.846033
scanning for good posters
No.846034
>>846033
Piss off shitstain
No.846035
No.846037
>>846034
one ball mcgee doesnt count as a good poster
No.846038
I wonder if boo senpai will notice me today
No.846039
No.846040
>>846028
They call me Triggerwork Goggles.
>>846029
use my nois noif
No.846041
>>846037
go to sci board and post there
No.846042
>>846040
THAT'S NOT A NOIF
THIS IS A NOIF
No.846043
No.846044
>>846024
Hey, little girl.
I got a big knife I want to show you. ;)))
No.846046
>>846041
why are you so mean to me
No.846047
>>846040
Peniswork goggles.
No.846049
No.846051
>>846023
go for the vein or something then. Also, does that even hurt at this point?
>>846025
Wise words
>>846026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KEs9xq6X0
No.846052
>>846042
You're a crikey bludy white fella shreemp deengo.
>>846044
Is it a David Bowie knife?
>>846047
>>846049
Get your mind out of the guttttter
No.846053
>>846051
skin hurts.
once you're through to the other side of the skin, the meat and fat doesn't hurt too bad to cut.
No.846054
now that im actually observing it i cant believe anyone's actually condoning erin's blatant emo attentionwhoring
wtf is going on guys
No.846055
>>846045
at least have the decency to desire attentions from good posters scro
No.846056
No.846058
>>846055
boo is an underdog
No.846059
the poor things mentally deranged and needs some serious medical help
No.846061
No.846062
>>846055
???
who are you to have such a big e-drama with me
im not gonna be ur e-nemesis and exchange arguments with you dude
sorry lol but i dont do that high school stuff
No.846063
who gives a shit about erin's cutting
old news
boring af
No.846064
get your nose out of 10x's rectum
No.846065
Remember kids
It's down the road, not across the street.
No.846067
>condoning erin's blatant emo attentionwhoring
i share the notable parts of my life.
it's what makes me a top tier poster.
i am actually marginally interesting, because i have an unusual life, and share much of what isn't exceptionally personal openly.
you should try being interesting also.
No.846068
>>846058
He's a gross little Jew child who loves the cancer level memes
No.846069
>saying you are interesting
No.846071
its not notable at all though
youre living the exact same life as nymph or ariel
plunging a knife into your skin so you get more (you)s in an anime message board
No.846072
No.846073
>>846068
oh my goodness youre just a whore for drama arent you lmao
what a guy
No.846074
No.846076
>>846071
you don't seem to have known me very long
No.846077
>>846071
he does drugs too don't forget
No.846078
>>846075
why dont you like my anymore tho
No.846079
>>846052
Mmhmm. It's a footlong. :D
No.846081
also ariel is an actual head case.
i mean, i have mental illness. that is not up for debate.
but ariel's life is pony porn, and sitting naked cutting her tits
she is so disconnected with reality it's frightening
No.846082
>>846076
>be erin
>wake up
>service ahmed's cock before throwing any loose forks and butter knifes into the mandatory weapons return bin
>cook ahmed some breakfast
>head into room and inhale my daily paint can
>reach for the knife
>begin gouging myself because my life sucks, i have no friends, i have mental issues and people are mean to me, etc..
>take pictures of it all to get some people online horny and give me more attention
No.846083
*is still one of the few sane posters left*
No.846084
>i have mental illness. that is not up for debate.
>>846080
i'm thinking i'm sad because 10x won't talk to me
what about you, darling?
No.846085
>>846082
yes, you don't know much about me.
at all.
No.846086
>>846080
The futility of consciousness
>>846077
i wouldnt have believed he wouldnt
>>846074
yeah
he fucked his shit up for luka i believe
No.846087
>>846057
hentai
>>846075
I feel really sad looking at that picture.
>>846079
I don't know how long feet are in america.
No.846088
>>846084
10x sucks anyway, you should forget about them
I'm thinking about food because i'm fat
No.846089
>>846087
12 inches is a foot regardless of where you live.
No.846090
>>846080
work this weekend, newfrends on ma animus, funny movies
>>846078
Oh hush ur fine ya silly
No.846091
>he fucked his shit up for luka i believe
luka encouraged cutting
hwat
No.846092
where's loco?
>>846088
i don't think 10x sucks but eh
what kinda food
>>846090
i am?
No.846093
nezi darling you'd be more liked if you didnt use the word fat once per thread
No.846094
>>846089
Whoa, that's a machete..
No.846096
>>846087
I don't even own Nekopara unlike somebody.
The only reason people get that game is so they can fap.
No.846097
>>846095
Would be true
hes actually a great person to talk to once he's comfortable with you
Idk why you gotta hate on everyone Sci
No.846098
>>846096
im gonna get it and play for the story
you'll see
No.846099
>>846069
i enjoy this image
No.846100
i think if there was such a thing as a blood or cum tribute to luka, we would have to open a museum for shit like that
which gave me a good a idea
another archive, but only for animus museum worthy posts
the hall of infamy
No.846101
I am the only interesting one here!
No.846102
>>846097
i'm not hating on him
i just think him saying fat is not a factor
i like nezi
No.846103
>>846094
I just leave it in its sheath, stuck between my mattress and box springs with the hilt a few inches out to pull out.
No.846104
>>846101
you do have some good stories
No.846105
>>846101
I believe you fam
No.846106
The hell is the point of cutting?
What does it accomplish?
No.846107
>>846090
nice ^^
what movies?
also who you?
>>846092
idk maybe some cereal
No.846108
>>846106
gets you a lot of dank attention from desperate horny guys like colbert
No.846110
>>846101
but you never tell us anything real about your life
like your part spic or something, that's all i know
i mean i love you to bits murder, and your personality is a gem, but you don't have much else besides a proprietary posting style going for you :/
No.846111
>>846106
relieves tension/anxiety/etc
>>846107
ooooh nice! what's your favorite kind?
No.846112
>>846087
Bruh that doesn't get you rawk hard?!
>>846092
Yeah ur crazyness makes you a little unbearable at times but Overall ur good
-pat pat-
>>846107
I'm 10x you fackin' dick
No.846113
>>846098
Make sure you turn the boob bouncing all the way up in the settings.
No.846114
>>846112
oh that's good
do i seem crazy now?
i don't feel crazy
>>846113
is that really a setting on the game..?
No.846115
>>846096
pfftsh... it was a gift..
>>846103
I imagine your mattress to be the same tier as Guros.
No.846116
>>846106
Attention and control over one's life from what I hear!
>>846105
Together we can make America great again!
>>846104
I would tell more if we didn't use skype which is so easy to track IPs. Isn't discord a thing
>>846110
Well a lot of the stuff you guys ask is personal stuff like my finances or my actual workplace. The stories I have are hard to tell in text. See above response
No.846117
>>846108
That's kinda gay..
Also I been lied, there arent any thirsty cosplayers
>>846111
>Relief pain by causing pain
Hm, white logic.
No.846118
>>846111
quaker oat squares with a hint of cinnamon ^^
>>846112
pew pew see ya later gator
No.846119
>>846116
Think I rather show up here drunk.. I'll probably say something interesting..
No.846120
>>846115
Nah. I bought it like last July. It's a $2200, queen sized Tempurpedic. Comfy.
No.846121
>>846116
i remember you were thinking about getting an screening for personality disorders, did you follow through with that?
No.846122
>>846114
It is.
>>846115
But you accepted the gift.
No.846123
>>846101
as much I don't like it i have to agree with this
No.846124
>>846112
I mean... yeah... but that's why I get sad.
No.846125
>>846116
what are you talking about now
>>846118
hmm that's way too subtle for my tastes!
i like the chocolatiest chocolate cereals!
No.846127
>>846122
hoo
maybe i'll actually play this game
No.846128
>>846120
Whoa, does it feel like a cloud?
>>846122
Yeah.... it would be... rude to not accept it.. yeah :3
No.846130
>>846127
wow
>>846128
And I bet you're gonna beat the game too.
No.846131
>>846114
No ur fine now I'll tell you when ur actin' cray if you want
>>846118
Ur so new I wanna die
>>846120
The mattress of old ppl >.>
>>846124
I always knew you got down like that goggles...
No.846132
>>846128
It's a hybrid: memory foam and independent coils so it's super soft and super supportive.
No.846133
>>846131
Or just people who like comfortable beds.
No.846134
>>846130
i am only a man
>>846131
that is a service i would greatly appreciate
i wish i could like wear something on my wrist that measured craziness and alerted me when i was exceeding a certain level
heh
No.846135
>>846123
>tfw not interesting
No.846138
>>846119
Think of cutting like an addiction. Humans like routine, even if it hurts them
>>846121
I have a big certification exam for my work that I have to pass in a few weeks so I have been putting off the mental health stuff along with seeing the actual doctor. I need to refill my meds!
>>846123
*hands you a melon*
>>846125
Its a voice chat client
No.846139
>>846138
what meds you taking?
No.846140
>>846138
yeah but i have never used that to communicate with you
No.846141
>>846129
Hey
Do you know Z-Rock Hawaii
No.846142
>>846130
There's nothing wrong with that..
>>846131
Maybe...
>>846132
That's pretty neat.
No.846144
>>846142
Beds are one of those things you just can't go cheap on.
No.846145
>>846138
Suppose there's just some things I will never understand.
No.846146
>>846143
It's a ween/boredoms collaboration
No.846147
>>846142
I feel like I've already beaten the game and I've never even played it.
No.846148
>>846133
Ur a real fancy boy aren't you?
>>846134
aweww
OK I'll be ur crazy detector when I'm around
>>846142
y-you can beat me...
No.846149
>>846144
mines expensive but nowhere near yours.
>>846148
slap and bruises for fun!
No.846150
>>846146
oh wait you told me about this before
yeah i'll have to check it out
also i listened to gloss drop and was pleasantly surprised by yaisuofiwopq eye's appearance on the last track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQYehZ7qkcw
>>846148
that would be sweet of you
No.846151
>>846149
I kind of imagined you to be the type with a futon.
Like, the western definition of one: those couches that lay down to make beds.
No.846152
>>846150
oh yeah
it seems like he does a lot of collaborations/guest appearances, I find him featured unexpectedly on random stuff all the time
No.846153
>>846139
Sort of taking allergy meds. I have not used them in a long time because they really don't work. The only thing that works is steroid nose sprays but those are bad for you so I just deal with being stuffy my entire life
>>846140
I am saying we should
>>846145
I don't understand a lot of emotions in this world, but I make up connections that satisfy my needs.
No.846154
>>846149
pls dominate me
>>846150
it's my nature to be sweet!!!!!!
>>846151
Confirmed for fancy boi
No.846155
>>846136
lmao that is great
No.846156
>>846135
What movie is that?
>>846138
-treasures it with all my heart-
No.846157
>>846151
I always wondered if futons are good because they would be cheap, offer you firmer support because of the ground and you can pack them away.
>>846154
You're my property now!
>>846147
How does that work?
No.846158
>>846134
You can change that with a few pills.
No.846159
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>>846157
You want to see my secret?
No.846160
>>846153
ah, see, flaws, you are a more dynamic and interesting person already!
i mean, being chronically stuffy isn't hella riveting information, but it's a start
No.846161
>>846152
he's p awesome
how was ur day
anything interesting to report?
>>846153
oh all right
i'd be down for that whenever
>>846154
. . . sometimes!
>>846158
lol
you got me there
No.846162
>>846158
if only this statement were true
No.846163
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>>846153
You have no emotions like at all?
Kinda wish I was like that.
>>846159
Everytime I look at ashuramaru, it reminds me that I fell for the trap
No.846165
>>846162
One day maybe.
>>846163
I'm pretty sure everyone did.
No.846167
>tfw you want to get into the bullying sci meme but remember that he's your e-friend