No.849818
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No.849825
>>849804
You ANIMAL. Mumps were good for society you shit
>>849806
They are. You have no choice in your name, disliking it is just pointless
>>849810
I don't get the feeling he believes what he says. Le troll face ecksdee and all that.
No.849826
(smiles)
Oh no, she's part of my irl group of friends
She's a real cutie and has a loli body but I sorta have this bottled up anger against her cause shes causing all this drama between three of my friends cause they're fighting over her like if she was the last slice of pizza
Another day while I was at work my friends stopped by my pad and she pretty much smoked all my weed and I had like 30 dollars worth of weed and I hadn't even met her at the time my friend let her smoke my weed
When I met her for the first time I was going to bully her so much cause she smoked all my shit and when I met her she was all apologetic and was being all cute so i didn't end up bullying her
No.849827
Had to actually look because I thought a Mass Effect sale was on.
Sadly it's just this shit.
No.849828
nope
>>849824
God bles him he looks so happy
No.849829
File: 1457071097858.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.78 KB, 570x238, 285:119, r-MUGABE-large570.jpg)
leaked pics of bebop #RARE 100%
>>849809
nini Blood-Chan
No.849830
Spoilers, you really need to make your link wall just STUPID big.
Because not everybody pays that much attention to the posts of people they aren't talking to.
No.849832
No.849833
>>849825
>Calling me an animal
Stop. I'll get an erection.
No.849834
>>849768
How many guns have you seen in your life? Do you know anyone that was shot or had a gun pointed at them at any point? How often do you hear about people being shot in your city?
I live in a country where firearms are very restricted and I have never seen a real firearm owned by a civilian or a criminal in my entire life, nor do I know anyone who has or know anyone who has been involved with any gun related violence. It is not easy for criminals to get guns here.
I don't think the point of discussion should be whether it is possible to control guns, because it very clearly is in a lot of places in the world. The only reason it would be more difficult is because you already have so many guns in circulation because of the freedom to carry and the ease at which you can aquire firearms. Either you keep arming everyone and hope that you can fight fire with fire without burning the building down, or you start somewhere and eventually get results.
I don't think gun control is the most important issue to be tackled at this point in time in any case. I don't hate guns nor am I trying to take away guns from you, nor am I insulting your right to carry guns with a post like this.
No.849835
No.849836
Text walls are better than 30 posts in quick succession.
No.849837
oh right thats a filter i meant fμrry threads
>>849822
what kind of lecture
No.849838
get em while they're H O T
No.849839
>>849830
I pay attention to every post, but most aren't honestly worth replying to
>>849833
LOL
We've had our disagreements, but your sense of humor is great
No.849840
I feel like Mordin is trying to insult my right to have guns and wants to take them away from me.
I am not sure because I can't read Swedish, but I feel like that was what they are trying to say.
No.849841
>>849825
But i think MonsterKitten has some conviction and he lost some points from MSNBC. Believe me, i'v seen trump and he's pretty charming and entertaining like your old racist grandpa, but that's all he is... your delusional racist grandpa is running for president. Baby Boomers needs to die and stop sucking up the only socialized program in America: Social Security.
No.849842
spoilers textwall just got 10 feet taller
No.849843
>>849840
I'm not even typing in swedish!
No.849844
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>>849839
I don't take this place with an ounce of seriousness anymore.
I just don't want to get close to people as it tends to fuck me over.
I find jokes about animals at my expense to be the most enjoyable.
No.849845
>>849814
This gun debate is really going to start to anger me. Misinformation eats at me far more than any whiskey or scotch. And I don't like such a marvel as yourself to see the horrid creature that I am.
Keep working out, brightness. And have no less amazing of a night as you deserve!
That is more amazing than I can put into words
No.849846
>>849837
The history of courtship.
No.849847
>>849800
I just can't find myself supporting Sanders.
I feel like his tax plan will only make out country less competitive on the global market, and slow down potential economic growth. IMO
>>849805
How are you doing?
>>849812
Well welcome then.
I'm the resident Christfag, but I'm much better at not shoving it in peoples faces.
I hope you enjoy your time here.
>>849824
Well when there are a number of guys and only one girl it's a given that drama will start to stir.
Hopefully it resolves itself though before anyone feels wronged.
I look like her?
No.849848
Talk swedish to me mordin
No.849849
>>849843
I am too lazy to pull up Google Translate.
Just speak America.
>>849847
If his shit was feesable it would be great.
I just feel it's voting for the lesser evil now.
No.849851
I feel like Miracle Whip.
People love me or hate me.
There is no middle ground now.
No.849852
File: 1457071491287.png (330.53 KB, 800x862, 400:431, chibi_soraka___league_of_l….png)
Bebop stop joking like you're posting pics of yourself, I'm tempted to post an actual picture of you
>>849841
MonsterKitten?
>only socialized program
OH BOY
>>849844
You never should have given any seriousness to it, it is not serious. That's always been my view, and I think that's where a lot of our disagreements happened
I've always separated out the thread stuff with real life shit, and I feel like you haven't and that kinda caused a rift between us
>>849845
>Misinformation eats at me far more than any whiskey or scotch
THIS IS WHY I TRY TO TALK ABOUT GENERAL IDEAS BUT PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING IN SPECIFIC INSTANCES AND KAJSDLFKAHGLKAJSDF
No.849853
Huh, apparently we've lost a lot we had.
Squash, I think you are merely okay.
No.849854
>>849852
hes cute tho rite?
No.849855
>>849841
you know you can say my name right
also what are you talking about im pretty confused
>>849846
that's nice
>>849847
you seem nice
i was raised lutheran
>>849850
i love you
>>849851
im in the middle closer to the non hate side
No.849856
>>849830
alright ill try to remember to make it bigger next time
>>849845
you have yourself an amazing sleep too and some sweet pg dreams :^)
No.849857
>>849848
It's embarrassing when people try to get me to speak swedish to them. They wouldn't understand and it would sound weird to them.
>>849849
I don't know how.
>>849851
Well I don't hate you, but I don't know if I'd use the L-word.
No.849858
>>849834
>How many guns have you seen in your life?
35+
>Do you know anyone that was shot or had a gun pointed at them at any point?
Yes (homicide), yes (me).
How often do you hear about people being shot in your city?
At least once every couple months. Summertime is worse.
No.849859
No.849860
>>849850
"bitch took some oxycodone and made my dick feel like oxyclean" - Sir Micheal
No.849861
please dont. wish did once from my twitter and it caused me to make everything go on private and i deleted over 2k tweets because of it
>>849834
>2016
>being American and not having been shot at - at least one
one of these days a real hunting accident will happen and i'll simply disappear from these threads
No.849862
>>849851
I love you deeply.
No.849863
>>849857
Speak sweedish to me .///.
Tickle my heart with your words in a different language~
No.849865
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>>849854
Yeah, though judging by the one pic I have he needs to work on his fashion sense a bit
>implying I have any fashion sense
I JUST DON'T TRY, OKAY?
>>849861
I told you I wouldn't, but increasing intoxication leads to less rational choices and you're TRIGGERING ME
No.849866
>>849834
How many guns have I seen in my life? Far too many to count. Thousands?
Do you know anything that was shot or had a gun pointed at them at any point? Sure. I held a trespasser at gun point. I was held at gunpoint buy the cops. My father was held at gunpoint by the cops. I can't say I know of anybody first hand that has been shot though.
How often do I hear about people being shot in my city? Not extremely often. I would say I hear far more accidents causing fatalities. Does it happen? Sure, I live in a big city.
The problem is exactly what you said. We already have far too many guns in circulation to start disarming like you say. Further, in a lot of places with very low firearm ownership, you see a larger violent crime per capita. And there are good reasons for this, especially if that country also has free healthcare.
See, if I go to a bar and feel like getting in a fight, I have to worry about paying a 2,000 dollar bill for a broken tooth, or being shot because the guy is packing. Make me think twice. You don't have to worry about either, so you are more likely to throw a punch.
Here, shit like that doesn't happen as often, because it can end in death.
No.849867
hey they're the one who followed me around and found it
>>849865
i was only doing it because Isla said my name was Mugabe lmao
No.849869
>>849865
I have actually quite a good fashion sense~
No.849870
>>849855
Indeed it is. My teacher was, um, Nathaniel Merriweather. May-maybe you have heard of him? I don't know.
No.849871
Swedish is a hideous language. German is my Senpaiily's native language, and it is also hideous. Italian and Spanish are hot
No.849872
>>849863
Omelette du fromage ^~^
No.849873
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>>849852
Considering you guys were my saving grace back when I was suicidal I put a lot of faith in you as people. I was quite dependent on the emotional support I got at first, but after some people fucked me over after I let them get close it kind of spun out of control as I had never dealt with people on such a level. It was like dominoes and eventually I stopped being able to care so much and cloistered myself. You guys use to be the world to me. I just couldn't see it was not returned. It just got the best of me as I slowly turned into what I am now.
>>849853
Sometimes that is a good thing to be.
You are not awful yourself.
>>849855
*Chu*
>>849857
Lesbian?
>>849862
That is almost as good as lesbian.
No.849874
>>849872
beep boop did the
same
thing to me
No.849875
Though the best thing that changed was I get haircuts now.
I would slap my younger self.
No.849877
>>849870
sounds Senpaiiliar
how uncultured am i?
>>849873
das real gay Senpaiily
No.849878
>>849876
just omelette du fromaged
my emotions
No.849880
File: 1457071849658.jpg (248.31 KB, 1024x1448, 128:181, soraka_celestine_by_lataed….jpg)
Oh, F A M filters to senpai. That's cute.
>>849867
Robert Mugabe was hilarious as an outsider
>>849869
Then teach him some things. He desperately needs it.
>>849873
I honestly had no idea about any of that. I wish you would have told me, I would have taken our interactions more seriously.
No.849881
>>849855
I haven't talked to you in two years. I felt ashamed talking to you. I did something wrong. I can;t even remember my ex boyfriend's/friend name. We video chatted a few times and talked but that's all. That's why i felt sad when you came along here because it was someone that i just... hurt? Did i hurt you? that was there.
No.849882
No.849883
>>849878
<3
D-dangerously cheesy~
No.849884
>>849880
I've said as much before on multiple occasions to a myriad of people.
To be honest you guys only ever seem to listen to what I say when I'm freaking out.
I get upset for personal reasons.
When I explain why it either falls on deft ears or I get called an emotional queen.
No.849885
>>849880
insane fashion sense
No.849886
No.849887
Best fashion is no fashion.
And I mean being naked.
No.849888
>>849883
Super dangerously~
<3
No.849889
>>849881
everything got fucked, not your fault
luke
>>849880
youre right it /is/ cute
No.849890
>>849873
Yes I am.
>>849877
Extremely. Like, for example, you don't fart in front of a lady. If you have to fart, here's what you do. You wait until the date is over and you go home. That is when you do your farting. You can't just light a match and expect her not to notice that a smell is emanating in the room.
No.849891
>>849847
The main reason why there aren't much chicks in our group of friends is cause we're autistic weeaboos who party like frat guys
No.849892
Thank you, Elma.
I can't spell for beans.
No.849893
>>849873
If I may comment on that top reply.
I'm glad that, at the least, you survived.
No.849894
Chii filter Mordin to Swedecuck
I'll buy you a leeg skin if you do
No.849897
File: 1457072134860.jpg (767.08 KB, 839x1260, 839:1260, a1eb50c8b020f57eda66c8f05b….jpg)
>senpaiily
which filter is this?! main?
>>849871
I don't think it's comparable to german. German people sound angry, scandi languages are a bit more soft spoken.
>>849858
>>849866
I suppose the main issue is that once they're out there its hard to purge guns. That is really what makes things difficult. It has to start somewhere though, although I am not entirely certain what the best way to do that is. Free healthcare is also something I just take for granted. I can't really even imagine quite what it is like having to pay for that when you get hurt.
>>849861
Try not to get shot by any bears out there.
>>849873
Love.
>>849894
Do not do this.
No.849898
"smoking blunts like the 9/11 towers. Arab smoke filled up New York skies for about an hour." - Jean Bordeaux
>>849889
I do i even have you on steam/skype anymore? And hi Luke.
No.849899
No.849900
No.849901
>>849893
Praise be I bought shit rope.
>>849897
You do?
No.849902
No.849903
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>>849884
There is just so much going on, and so many people pretending or exaggerating that people get jaded. I've let several fragile people that probably needed help slip through the cracks before, and I probably will again. It's just the nature of this place. But the people that I've connected with on a more substantial level, which I like to think includes you, I would not want to just let slip by. That doesn't mean I'll be a great listener or involved all of the time, but I care when someone comes to me with a problem
>>849885
Insane, got no brain?
>>849889
Was this your doing?
>>849897
I was only comparing them in that they sound horrible. And I agree, German is very angry sounding. I haven't heard enough Scandinavian languages to say
No.849904
>>849902
fam filters into senpai.
No.849905
No.849906
I'll mystery gift for the Swedefuck foundation.
No.849907
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>>849898
i dont think so
hi
>>849903
i used my political influence
No.849908
>>849895
No, you have to have etiquette. You have to know what fork to use for salad and what fork to use for soup of whatever.
>>849896
No.849909
No.849910
No.849911
most of my friends hate swedes for no damn reason and call them all thieves because they got scammed
i love em tho
so silly sometimes though
>>849897
pls, this isn't Russia
>>849903
yus
also genius though
goodnight
No.849914
>>849907
You think it's a good time for us to add eachother or no?
No.849915
So when shooting up Heroin do you use a table spoon or a teaspoon?
No.849916
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>>849901
I love. But I do not love you. Not to say that I do not like you.
>>849903
German sounds very... weird to me as well. It's a little cringe-y.
>>849911
Thieves? Is this a CS:GO meme?
No.849917
>>849915
i think they use a needle :^)
No.849918
>>849917
my wording is 10/10
No.849919
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>>849911
Indeed. Sleep tight
>>849913
Any time boo
>>849916
It sounded very compelling to quite a lot of people right around the 1930's
No.849920
>>849903
I don't lie about myself though. That's why I get fucked over so easily. A lot of you know my last name, where I live, my life story. All that shit. I just can't do that anymore. I don't hate you guys. I just don't want to be fucked over so much. Hell, before I learned to laugh at myself shit legit upset me because it was frequent. People say don't take it seriously, but sometimes I wonder if it's so hard to care a bit as well.
We are all people after all.
>>849916
If you don't love me we may as well be enemies.
It's only natural, nerd.
No.849921
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someone motivate me to do physics homework thats due in 7 hours
>>849914
you can add me if you want
i dont really idly talk to people though so id pretty much just sit there
>>849919
now give me a kiss
No.849922
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So is Nano a girl or a boy?
No.849924
>>849920
I have already beaten you. There is no need to be enemies, you have already been defeated in that one 1v1.
No.849925
soto soto, he's a great man with great taste
soto soto, he's better than bacon bits
soto soto, fucks all of the traps, he does
soto soto, he's a fucking asian(mexican?) slut.
No.849926
>>849924
Double or nothing.
No.849927
>>849918
it is i should know i am an expert with my minimal usage of punctuation
No.849929
>>849921
what subject u on
No.849930
I win, you buy me Aurelion Sol.
You win, I stop calling you nerd.
No.849931
Gridless, what do you think of Eric?
No.849932
Hey Chii. Spit some bars for us? It has to be from the dome, all freestyle. Soto gives you a shot whenever you stumble, stutter, lose rhythm and cadence. If you can't spit a verse, you have to drink tequila out of his shoe. No chasers. No iphones, no notepads, no hand scribbles.
>>849921
user?
No.849933
>>849926
I am content with my winnings.
>>849925
I think he's Guatemalan. I don't really know why.
No.849934
>>849929
uhhhhhhh
work and energy
i havent gone to lecture in like 3 weeks because my professor is trash and its worthless
>>849932
http://steamcommunity.com/id/moonstarkitten/
No.849935
Can I post in this thread?
No.849936
>>849933
You reprehensible turd.
No.849937
No.849940
>>849935
We'll need to contact the director and fill out some paperwork, come back in about four hours.
No.849941
>>849925
Grids pls
Hazukashii
>>849933
quit bullying me
No.849942
you ever drink bailey's from a shoe?
No.849943
>>849930
That's hardly an equal bet!
>>849936
Don't call me mean things.
>>849941
I thought you were. I STILL think you are!
No.849944
>>849934
if you havent been to a lecture in 3 weeks you might be fucked because that chapter is really complex and requires a lot of chronological lecturing
i hope you at least know all about kinetic/potential/circum energy
No.849946
I want to lick a boy's tummy.
Hai nezi
No.849947
SOTO SHE'S NOT DOING IT.
>>849934
Thanks bud. I haven't talked to you for about a year. How are things been?
No.849948
>>849944
kinetic and potential are pretty easy
i had physics in hs so im not totally lost to start with
>>849947
pretty meh
college is shit but thats whatever i guess
how u been
No.849950
>>849933
I forgot what he was, I used to know.
>>849941
oh, you're korean right?
No.849951
>>849943
I know. I have to stop calling you nerd!
It's the chance of a lifetime.
I will crush you like a fucking bug under my heel, you neo maxi zoone dwiebie.
No.849952
squash did you remove me on steam you shitlord
No.849953
>>849937
awoooooooo~
>>849938
>>849940
>>849939
Do you accept bribes?
>>849946
h-hi o.o
No.849954
>>849943
You need to act more deredere towards me if you want me to be nice to you
It's a give/take sorta deal with that
You aren't nice enough so I just keep bullying
I don't choose when I stop bullying you, you do
>>849950
I'm Pinoy af bro
No.849955
>ignored by Gridless
Aight, fuck you too then.
>>849953
Only in costly puka shells.
No.849956
>>849948
Same here. Been meh but i at least i got pokemon and some cartoons/anime to occupy my worth and happiness. Kyle needs to get gud and join leagues. I want him to be the best the best the best the best the best the best.
No.849957
i wanna lick mordin's chest
>>849953
How are you~?
No.849958
>>849953
Yes, I actually do.
You seem like the type to not deliver on one, though.
No.849959
>>849952
I removed like, everyone I was not pretty close to or needed for other reasons. Same with Skype and LoL.
No.849960
>>849951
I have no idea what you just called me.
>>849950
I think he's guatemalan.
>>849954
You bullying me makes me not want to act deredere. Also there is no way you're a flip. I have seen pictures of your Senpaiily.
>>849957
Why?
No.849961
>>849948
If youre smart and know the basic equations it shouldnt be that too hard, itll just require a lot of critical thinking to work through what you would have been lectured to work through
as long as you know the equations though all the college level courses do is just make them more complicated and drawn out
No.849962
No.849963
>>849962
The only thing I remember from the breakfast club is the ending.
No.849964
>>849960
You want me to act nice towards you when you have that shitty attitude most of the time
No.849965
>>849963
You're fucking killing me.
No.849966
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>>849954
oh, I have drank way too mutch since I knew what was going on and I forgot a lot about my internet friends, I still include you as a friend though, but hey, now I know for sure again.
>>849960
clearly from his image he is pinoy bro, he's part of the filipino mafia.
No.849967
>>849953
yeah
>>849956
that's nice at least
leagues?
>>849959
>LoL
why even like i get the rest but
also i was gonna have a conversation but since youre gonna be a [squash sassy voice] BITCH
>>849961
yeah thats what ive been thinking i do fine on the weekly and topical tests just need to work on remembering equations seems like all i need to do and ill be golden
No.849968
>>849963
Haha! Judd Nelson has faded into total obscurity.
No.849969
No.849970
Mordin you swede, education yourself. swedes are useless socialites of the european sphere. It's not like i'm driving a Volvo, sitting on an Ikea bed and use a fjallraven Kaken backpack which cost me 80 dollars to carry school books and fix my back problems.
No.849971
>>849964
I don't trust you. You're trying to get close and then hurt me in some way.
No.849972
>>849967
Pokemon league. I have a LOL account and played with Squash and irl friend one time before my desktop crapped out on me.
No.849973
>>849960
Because I do.
Can I?
No.849974
>>849955
What are those? :o
>>849957
I'm good
d-did I ever tell you my tummy is my erogenous zone .////.
>>849958
uhhh
I have lots of money
want proof?
>>849967
*sends you nudes*
No.849976
>>849967
No, I'm a -saucy- bitch.
Get it right.
And I just don't want a lot of people outside of threads. I find social connections draining nowadays.
No.849977
nini thread
>>849974
Well you have a nice tummy!
No.849978
>>849975
It's spelled "Fall Raven Kangaroo".
No.849979
>>849970
Are you?
>>849973
I'm not sure.
No.849980
>>849974
A naturally occurring object found on Hawaiian beaches.
No.849982
>>849972
ooo i see
that sucks
also what is your avatar from ive seen it around
>>849974
i have pictures of you saved already dont worry
>>849976
oh youre 100% right my bad
i get it, im awful
its fine
no problem
No.849983
>>849966
Naww Im just fuckin with you, im Guatemalan
>>849971
That's your own problem dude
It ain't my problem you have trust issues
I've fucking met with people from here irl and they say Im the nicest guy ever, I think you're just paranoid
It's not my fault you keep getting hurt by people online
I mean dude come on, what can they even do to you? Call you names?
Don't tell me you're so emotionally weak you need a hugbox community to keep you from crying yourself to sleep
Words won't hurt you if you have enough confidence in yourself and you have friends to rely on when times get hard
Talk to me when you get some friends and self esteem
No.849984
>>849983
>im Guatemalan
I fricken knew it.
No.849985
>>849982
Put me on that spaghetti that is pouring from your pockets.
No.849986
Nerds know things.
What a surprise that was.
No.849987
soto can you make a vocaroo of your saying guatemala
like
HWATAMALA
>>849985
how are you gonna play me like that
No.849989
>>849984
How about you reply to your designated reply you thick accent lipped nigger?
No.849990
I do not identify as a nerd.
No.849991
>>849978
LOL. where did you come up with that?
>>849979
I do own the backpack. Volvos are expensive so i am driving a VW, and i need to go to Ikea for a desk for my room.
>>849981
Yes that's my brand.
No.849993
>>849983
oh, really, I'm still gonna say you're part of the fillipino mafia from now on though.
No.849996
>>849982
It's osomatsu-san. I'm not much of an anime guy, but i'm starting to like that anime along with Sekkou Boys.
No.849997
>>849990
And fish don't identify as fish.
But just like they fish, you nerd.
>>849994
Please don't make me relink myself.
No.849998
>>849920
I never lied about myself either. I just mostly subtly avoided talking about myself.
And it's just human nature to care. But you have to ask yourself how much here is worth caring about.
>>849921
*kissu*
Do your homework, nerd <3
No.849999
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>>849997
Fish don't fish, that would be homicide.
No.850000
850000 get
FOR TRUMP
BUILD WALL
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No.850001
>>849997
Fish don't fish.
People fish for fish.
No.850002
>>849987
Its actuallt GHWATEMALA
>>849990
Oh so you're non binary then
>>849993
Might aswell dude
I like to go on different tc rooms that are for asians only or pinoy or whatever and telling them I am Asian or whatever and they totally believe me
Its lulz
Especially when I tell them Im a spic and I get banned afterwards lol
>>849995
Wow, how am I supposed to jackoff to porn while angrily responding to you if you won't even response?
No.850003
>>850001
Spiders have been known to fish as well.
No.850004
You fish fish.
>>850002
Non binary? Is this some gender thing?
No.850006
>>850003
Spiders are people, of course.
No.850009
>>849998
A lot.
I have friends here that have become parts of my real life, and for a long time to come. You guys have quite honestly helped me develop as a person and some show genuine caring. I've met 11 of you so far. I have lived with a few.
Some of you are very important to me.
I honestly can't see myself without some of you.
No.850010
-plays with a length of ribbon quietly in the thread-
No.850011
>>850006
Yes I suppose you're right. Very small people.
No.850012
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>>850008
Why are these images named that? none of them are from naruto.
No.850014
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>>850002
you're the best asian.
No.850016
>>850010
Get out or I'll beat you with a hose again, you fucking goon!
No.850017
>>850012
That's your own problem dude
It ain't my problem you have trust issues
I've fucking met with people from here irl and they say Im the nicest guy ever, I think you're just paranoid
It's not my fault you keep getting hurt by people online
I mean dude come on, what can they even do to you? Call you names?
Don't tell me you're so emotionally weak you need a hugbox community to keep you from crying yourself to sleep
Words won't hurt you if you have enough confidence in yourself and you have friends to rely on when times get hard
Talk to me when you get some friends and self esteem
No.850018
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>>850009
That describes me pretty well too. I just... I don't know. I don't take it seriously if it's not in real life. Like, we can shit on each other endlessly online, but in real life we're great friends. Just ask Soto, I call him a stupid fucking spic online, but I brought him to my house to hang out for 3 days when he lost his job to cheer him up
No.850019
>>850013
I have unfathomable mixed feelings about you and my history. But yes, as one of the people who drove me to the brink of utter frustration you played a sizable part in my life here.
>>850018
But is it smart to do that if you don't have that connection to someone or they are noticeably bothered by it?
That's what I'm getting at.
No.850021
I will be Mordin's friend simply to spite Soto.
No.850023
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>>850019
If that's who you are, it doesn't matter if it's smart. People should like you for who you are, not who you pretend to be
No.850024
>>850019
Oh... Wait, is that good or bad?
No.850025
>>850023
See, but when you're an ass people don't mind, but if I do it I'm "Out of character".
I don't agree with that notion. Not what you said, but that you should act like what you come off as forever. People here don't seem to develop much.
No.850026
>mfw Mordin doesn't want to be my friend cause my real talks hurt his feelings
No.850027
Real talk, it could be because you're an admitted pederast.
No.850028
>>850024
I've gone from wanting you smash your face in to enjoying your company and even being fond of your art you sent me.
It is a good thing now.
No.850029
Soto and Mordin's interactions are the stuff of fanfics.
No.850030
>>850026
I know that feel.
No.850032
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>>850025
It seems out of character, but you just have to have some good explanation for it. It's not hard to change your appearance online
Let only those that matter know who you really are
No.850033
>>850025
In or out of character, when you tell someone off it's generally more scathing than when Ian does it to be honest.
You're probably just better at it.
No.850034
>>850026
Your "real talk" is sort of dumb. You don't know me enough to know how to real talk me.
>>850022
???
No.850035
>tfw squash wont be ur friend
No.850036
>>849977
I lose all control when my tummy is kissed :u
like I start squirming and stuff
>>849980
oh
well I'm not in hawaii...
>>849982
uguu
>>850005
hi colbs^^
No.850037
>>850031
Just how I want you to be.
Don't worry about it, man.
I enjoy your company and you helped me harden up a bit.
>>850032
This goes back to what I said about explaining things to people who often don't listen.
Notice how when I told TP exactly what I found to be shit about him he simply blew it off and kept trying to be two faced.
Shit like that.
>>850033
It's 'cause I'm a saucy bitch.
And I don't really tell people off.
No.850038
No.850039
Steam and Skype lists denote levels of and existence of friendships. Not generally just liking each other.
No.850040
>>850036
Well then, goodbye, Mr. Bond.
>>850037
Hooray?
No.850041
>>850030
I'd rather be truthful and tell him how it is knowing it will hurt his feelings than lie to him just so it won't hurt his feels
My grandma just raised me that way
>>850034
>You don't know me
Exactly
You're pretty much a stranger to me hence you being on my bully list with a couple of others
That's your own fault though, I have tried to be nice and talk to you and like get to know you but you don't open up
Why be nice to a stranger online?
No.850042
>>850034
You asked a question and i answered. i sort of expected a follow up.
No.850043
Soto bullies you until you somehow like each other. He did it to me too.
No.850044
He's like the jock who bullies you for lunch money and buys you flowers secretly with it.
No.850045
>>850041
Your intentions are clouded, I was more trusting of you when I first got to know you than I am now.
>>850042
Well I didn't have much to ask as a folllow up.
No.850046
Honestly I'm hot and bothered.
No.850047
I'm going to make a fan fic and beat off to it with this material.
No.850048
>>850044
This is becoming the weirdest fanfic you've ever written.
No.850049
>>850044
And then they lift you up against the lockers and when no one is looking they give you a kiss? The kind of bully that pins you down and makes you lick his penis?
No.850052
>>850048
Soto, head of the football team.
Mordin, just an average nerd.
He bullies him for the admiration of his peers. Mordin is cold to him. But things heat up after hours in the locker room.
>>850049
To be fair I'm sure most of the subby wads here dream about that shit.
No.850053
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>>850051
It's just a dominance thing, you baka.
No.850054
I made a fanfic about Jare and Subby and subby thought it was the cutest, most arousing thing.
No.850056
"I'm not a nerd!", Mordin wheezes through his braces. He adjusts his coke bottle glasses and drops his physics and How To Draw Anime books on the ground.
The onlookers laugh as tears stream down his face.
"I'm n-not a n-erd..." he cries quietly.
No.850057
>>850054
Subjectivefag is cunt and I'll be glad when he can no longer delude himself and the crushing realization that he's a complete and total moronic failure overwhelms him and he kills himself.
No.850058
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>>850036
Whassup qt?
>>850037
TP is an idiot. A loveable idiot. You need to realize when people aren't worth giving a shit about.
No.850059
>>850057
First he has to get over wave dashing not being a thing anymore.
No.850060
>>850045
>Intentions
Holy shit Mordin do you think I'm going to fucking kill your whole Senpaiily or something?
This nigga act like he never seen a person trying to make a friend before
I'm not even asking for your SSN or Credit Card number, I'm just asking about you
What do you enjoy doing?
Whats your favorite food?
Whats one of your favorite memories growing up as a kid?
Whats your favorite anime series?
What do you feel you need to improve on in order for you to be a better person?
etc.
Those must be some scary fucking questions that will probably be the end of your life if I find out the answers to huh?
Fuckin moron
>>850050
Oh yeah I also said in thread that Kendrick Lamars new album was as disappointing as cybering you
I think everyone believed me too
D-Doushio? > <
No.850061
I don't have braces or glasses either. I am not a nerd. And I don't draw.
No.850062
>>850058
I have. There is not much to love about him anymore. He just comes off as shallow.
I try to keep my dealings with people I'm not close to at arms length nowadays. It's why I wasn't torn up to burn that bridge.
No.850063
>>850057
I don't know what to say about this. Where did this came from? Like what was SF's damage to you?
No.850064
>>850056
The only people I've ever known to use a "How to Draw Anime" book were actually two very attractive girls.
They were both insufferable, though.
No.850065
>>850060
To be fair if you asked me what I like to do and I said I like to fuck dogs you can bet it wouldn't go well.
So it's all about what you ask.
No.850066
>>850040
No! Please!
>>850044
LMAO
>>850058
.////.
just playing games and wasting time until i sleep
hbu? have a good day?
No.850067
>>850060
What are you doing?
No.850068
>>850056
Is this the part where I slowly wipe the tears off his face and softly whisper in his ear "Don't be a bitch" then hand him his books he dropped, pat him on the head, and walk off
Make this fanfic lemon af bruh
No.850069
>>850061
It's an alternate universe, of course.
Like Fifty Shades of Grey when it was a Twilight fic.
No.850070
>>850059
I don't know what wave dashing is.
>>850063
This comes from he's total a fucking retard and I don't like retards.
>>850066
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
No.850071
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>>850061
Please, Mordin. You won't learn to draw Naruto x Hinata slash art with that shitty attitude.
>>850064
They tend to be the type.
No.850072
No.850074
>>850064
>how to draw anime
they're only good to know someone's perspective on how they use caricatures into their drawings. Even then you could learn way more by reading or studying a Disney master's study. Those masters took cue from Glenn Keane to Walt Disney himself. I rather be studying those than "HOW TO DRAW EYES KAWAII Cuck OOO"
No.850075
>>850070
But... Am i a retard to you?
No.850076
Being bullied is sort of exhausting.
No.850077
>>850075
I don't think you're retarded, no.
No.850078
>>850074
But that's the problem with people that read books like that. They don't think of art as a craft where they can make something unique and interesting. So they'll never learn anything but moe nonsense so they can impress their twitter feed and their tumblog with drawings of characters from their favorite shows.
No.850080
>>850076
The human body releases an myriad of chemicals that leave you exhausted after climax.
I'm sure that's what you are feeling.
No.850082
>>850065
Obviously we won't start off with serious questions
Becoming someones friend isn't something that happens overnight
It's something you have to nurture and let grow
Like a tree
>>850067
I don't even know anymore
>>850072
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>850076
IM NOT EVEN BULLYING YOU
No.850083
>>850076
You're odd. Throw Soto a bone. At least try and connect with him. You may be surprised at how nice he is. He's probably just frustrated with you right now is all.
Sexually frustrated.
But also frustrated because you are so stubborn
No.850084
>Grim is now playing LOL
>"Let's hunt"
>"OK"
Not today, LoL.
Not today.
No.850085
I think he's just getting back at me for all the bullying
or he hates me
No.850086
>>850085
hes kind of lame tbh soto
not a big loss to not get his BP
No.850087
>>850077
what do you think i am then from all the criticism you given me. All the insults...
>>850078
Oh boy, you're hitting them with da truth!!!
No.850088
Everyone was saying Mordin is cute earlier.
Have we seen him or something?
No.850089
I am going to make an effort to be nicer to people. As long as it does not involve anything sexual of course.
No.850090
>>850088
he reached the peak of his popularity
its all down hill from here
No.850091
>>850062
I just think you don't evaluate people 100% honestly is all.
>>850066
:3
I had a great day! Drove around for like 75% of it, had a job interview that I think I did good in!
No.850093
>>850092
that poor sewer rat
No.850094
>>850093
Spoilers, you didn't shave did you?
No.850095
>>850091
I have known him for 3 years. He tried to get personal with the duck quips.
As for others I just can't make that connection anymore. I am emotionally stunted.
Off to hunt.
No.850096
No.850097
This John Campbell Collection is taking a long ass time to download though.
>>850087
A person with mental and emotional illness that needs help.
No.850098
>>850086
RIP Mordin's BP 2016 - 2016
It died the way it lived
Smelling like shit
>>850088
No one has
He's probs a neckbeard
>>850089
>nicer
No.850099
>>850060
I don't think I'd ever cyber you.
No.850100
>>850099
What if I paid you?
No.850104
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>>850088
I didn't post anything on the board.
>>850098
Isn't nicer a word?
No.850105
>>850094
this is random i have not though, why do you ask?
No.850106
>>850100
I'm not a prostitute.
No.850107
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No.850108
>>850104
I guess people will say anything.
>>850105
Because in like two weeks I want to show how slow growing and unmanly your beard is when I have a full beard.
>>850106
That's alright, I wouldn't have done it. I just wanted to test your integrity.
No.850110
>>850106
What about for twenty dollars?
No.850111
>tfw you will never invite Goggles out to get some Sashimi and talk shit on posters while we eat
No.850112
>>850108
i dont know, i am already sure of it being slow and its supposed to warm up so i probably will shave soon
No.850113
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>850103
>recycled flows
>subpar lyrics
i think the only thing i liked about this is the beat.
No.850114
File: 1457076949714.jpg (467.12 KB, 1440x1108, 360:277, 3870a9562316ce87e23e909a63….jpg)
true story I used to think you had nipples on your back when I was really young because the doctor listened around your nipples with the stethoscope both infront and in the back and I was really really dumb when I was young
No.850115
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>850113
I think the only thing I like about this is the everything.
No.850117
>>850112
Where's your determination? You should at least grow it until you have a full beard, and then decide if you actually like it or not.
No.850118
>>850114
Are you, like, fuckin' retarded or something?
No.850119
>>850111
That might be fun though because I like sashimi. I would just need to carry a tazer.
No.850120
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>>850118
I was pretty retaded but then again I can not remember how old I was maybe 3-5 I forgot it is one of my earliest memories
No.850121
>>850116
i dont follow but the thumbnail looked like a little white coat wearing shyguy was hiding in her mouth
>>850117
undertale destroyed it but anyway itll grow back the hair not the determination
No.850123
>>850119
What's your favorite sashimi anyways?
Halibut, Albacore, Red Snapper, and Toro are my favs and I always get em since it's 4 of a kind sashimi special for like 16.98
So fucking expensive
>taser
Wow you must be pretty weak irl if you need a taser to stop me, Im skinny af bruh
No.850125
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No.850126
>>850115
Somehow, there are a lot of deadheads around my area. I guess people love the grateful dead.
No.850127
>>850123
i need your attention.
No.850128
>>850123
I've only had salmon or tuna sashimi so you're going to have to buy.
Also I can't bring my bowie noif to america.
No.850129
>>850125
Yeah, that's what I said. You were and still are.
No.850130
>>850121
Was an orgasm reaction image to the notion of you shaving your face
No.850131
>>850122
itll be a sad day for hairkind
>>850130
oooooh okay
No.850132
File: 1457077556045.jpg (184.57 KB, 332x500, 83:125, 3166bed2a385864feff78f4d50….jpg)
>>850129
Idonot feel too retarded anymore like I was back then
butt then again I did not feel retarded then
No.850133
>>850126
They're pretty great, yeah. American Beauty is their best album.
No.850134
>>850132
What do retards feel like? I refuse to touch them because they're constantly jacking off, smell bad, and have syrup all over their hands and around their mouth.
No.850136
>>850134
like the people on your lugeteam
No.850137
>>850127
>>850127
here have 2
>>850128
WOW THATS LIKE SAYING YOU LIKE ANIME AND THEN PROCEED TO TELL ME YOU'VE ONLY WATCHED NARUTO AND BLEACH
Toro is fatty Tuna, it's better than that pleb tuna
It's pretty much the filet minon of Tuna
If you're gonna get Tuna at least get some Tataki Maguro bro
NOW THAT'S A NOIF!
That shit reminds me everytime of my friend Manny
No.850138
>>850135
GO AWAY CURRY DAD.
No.850139
>>850134
>syrup
Is there some reason for this part of the description? Or was it just hard to come up with a third thing to justify the commas?
No.850141
I have momentray lapses where I mix up test and fool
No.850143
>>850136
I don't know what that means. I'm going to assume it's Swede for something.
>>850139
The severely retarded people who come into the cafe I work at use a ton of syrup so it gets everywhere. We have to really scrub the tables, booths, and chairs after they leave because of it. They also eat straight jelly.
>>850141
How insulting.
No.850144
That taco bell earlier really went through me. Time to take a Trump.
No.850145
>>850143
Ah, personal experience then.
>>850144
Topical and high brow.
No.850146
No.850147
>>850145
Exactly. I don't like them, the old people, or the children because of the messes these three groups tend to make.
No.850149
File: 1457078436592.jpg (171.78 KB, 1280x1752, 160:219, 4b544ca091a91d9eb3a8a154f5….jpg)
but old people are pretty tidy
No.850150
>>850149
Sweet innocent whoever you are. You have no idea.
No.850152
John Campbell's collection has finished. I can start the arduous process of rebuilding that folder.
No.850153
>>850149
They don't do anything else but clean?
No.850154
>>850153
*holds clockwork*
hi.
No.850155
Wallace
get a dog or something
No.850156
>>850155
He should get a tarantula.
No.850157
>>850154
Is randomly e-hugging people how you get your rocks off, or is it some kind of social experiment?
No.850159
>>850157
why are you so mean?
WHAT THE FUCK TEST. WHAT DID YOU TOLD KANRA. WHAT DID YOU SAY. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT INFORMATION FROM. WALLACE SHOULD GET A DOG. WHAT ABOUT I SORT OF HAVE A FEAR OF DOGS. I THINK CATS ARE NOT AFFECTIONATE AND JUST MEAN AND I THINK I HAVE AN ALLERGY TO CATS.
>>850158
*nuzzle those cheeks of yours* how are you today?
No.850160
>>850159
You seem to be having a paranoid breakdown again.
No.850161
>>850159
I'm really good thankyou, how is your day?
No.850162
>>850160
I'm not Test.
>>850161
It was pretty fun. participated in pokemon league and it was awesome. Now i'm being accused of having a breakdown and it's not fun. How about you? Has your day only begin or you did something?
No.850163
>>850162
My day is turning into night right now. I will be going out to do things with friends tomorrow.
No.850164
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No.850165
>>850151
We almost had him.
Night~
No.850169
-finds his way back to the thread, carrying many lengths of ribbon. The art supplies cabinet lies in ruins down the hallway and "someone" may have drawn smiling kitties all over the walls-
No.850170
>>850168
I feel like you've mentioned this person before
No.850171
>>850163
That sounds awesome. What are you doing with them?
>>850167
Hm?
No.850172
No.850173
>>850169
I told you to leave or I'd beat you with a hose. you god damn goon!
No.850174
>>850168
How thirsty.
>>850169
We have a cabinet entirely for art supplies?
No.850177
>>850173
-is firghtened and leaps at the chair in a panic. He falls over the chair, knocking it back and peeks up over the upended cushions-
>>850174
-looks guilty and shakes head no- o_o
No.850178
>>850174
>>850173
-is firghtened and leaps at the chair in a panic. He falls over the chair, knocking it back and peeks up over the upended cushions-
>>850174
-looks guilty and shakes head no- o_o
No.850180
>>850171
Just going to have lunch and bbq at one of their houses because a friend come back form overseas.
No.850181
holy shit
leave, sonata
and take wallace with you
>>850179
what to eat at almost 4am
No.850183
>>850181
D: -ducks back below the cushion and looks worried-
No.850184
>>850180
Sweet...
*whimpers*
>>850181
why are you being mean right now?
No.850185
Staring at my ceiling just like shinji
Can't sleep
No.850186
>>850182
>Dave the Barbarian
I loved that show as a kid.
>>850185
Crushing despair?
No.850187
>>850178
I'm getting the hose. I'm going to beat you twice as hard for being here.
No.850189
>>850185
Something on your mind?
>>850182
Maybe food
brb
No.850190
>>850186
eet was pretty okai
No.850191
>>850188
i'm manically depressed.
No.850192
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>>850191
do you have anything to help with it?
No.850193
>>850187
-holds up a cup of tea to you- :<
No.850194
>>850186
Stressing out over little shit
>>850189
Just thinking about what I should do
I kinda wanna apply for unemployment so I can live off NEET bux for a while like Luka but that just sounds like a bad idea
Knowing me I'll get to comfortable then ruin my good work ethic
No.850195
No.850196
>>850192
I'm thinking about hurting myself.
>>850195
No.850197
>>850193
*stabs you in the neck with a knife*
No.850198
>>850194
Maybe.
Only do it if you start to run near bone-dry though.
>>850190
Purple corn chips
No.850200
>>850197
-takes your knife and cleans it in the sink, leaving it int he strainer to dry- :<
No.850201
>>850199
Just like normal tortilla chips but healthier
No.850202
>>850196
thats not much help at all
No.850203
>>850200
*encases you in concrete and then buries you in a deep hole in the woods*
No.850204
>>850201
well purple sounds pretty healthy
OOOOOK back to book
No.850207
>>850205
that image didnt work but
those things are the shit >>850201
No.850208
>>850206
you're into some fun stuff huh neru
No.850209
>>850206
I do not want to read that.
>>850207
lol
>>850204
bye
No.850210
>>850202
I'm sleeping less and it's harder to breathe. Everything hurts. Pokemon is my only escape.
No.850211
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>>850210
seek
professional
help
No.850212
>>850203
-helps you fill in the hole with topsoil- :<
No.850213
>>850208
nnnnnnn I do not think so
No.850214
>>850212
*throws you down a ravine*
No.850215
>>850210
have you seen someone yet? a doc could help with your sleeping and aches
No.850216
>>850214
-helps you lift so you don't strain yourself- :<
No.850217
I love this back and forth betw sonata and fool
No.850218
>>850216
*throws you into a chemical fire*
No.850219
>>850211
My parents thinks i'm "fine" and in the back of my mind i don't deserve help.
>>850215
my aches are in my chest, back, head. i don't get charlie horses, i get these spasms in my legs. I'm fearing of getting these spasms when i drive.
No.850222
>>850218
-makes sure you are wearing goggles so you don't hurt your eyes- :<
No.850223
>>850219
Well, you have to prove them wrong.
No.850224
>>850223
>>850223
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.850225
>>850222
*drops you in an ocean tied to a large rock*
No.850227
>>850226
finished poker night with some friends
had a bbq too
bored now
No.850228
>>850221
you recycled a response and i recycled what i said to bard.
>>850223
What's Lenko on about?
No.850229
>>850227
I got a big promotion for my summer gig
will be making some seriously good muns
shame its seasonal
imma go make a hot dog
>>850228
me
No.850230
I think my best bet is just to sleep
>>850229
have fun with that
goodnight
No.850231
>>850225
-helps you lower the rock so you don't hurt your back- :<
No.850232
>>850219
sureley a muscle relaxant would help
No.850233
>>850229
>a hot dog
Oh, Mr. Bigwig over here thinks he's better than us because he got a promotion. He's above putting mushy garbage in his mouth now that he's been promoted.
>>850231
*ties you to a tree and then shoots you with a gun in the face*
No.850235
>>850228
Sorry I'm just in a game.
No.850237
i just had the best tac yack you've ever seen
No.850238
I wonder if I can bake the bun and the dog together
well only one way to find out
400F for 5mins
>>850233
:D
>>850230
Sleep well.
No.850239
>>850233
helps you wind the rope around the tree so you don't get a friction burn- :<
No.850240
>>850239
*locks you in a room and then releases thousands of bees into it that sting you to death*
>>850238
<[I:{(
I made a sad Mexican.
No.850241
>>850237
Does Grim like the curry daddy moniker? Because i don't like him calling me a depressed autist.
No.850242
>>850237
wot the fuck is that
No.850243
>>850241
Why are you asking him
No.850244
>>850242
It's the game that Australians play where they squat around a rock and look at the rock. The person that looks at the rock wins.
Australia.
No.850245
>>850242
it's where you think you've drank to much beer to quickly and you put two fingers down the throat to throwup. tactical yackin muh friend
No.850247
>>850244
that sounds riveting to be honest
we used to play something similiar down in texas
>>850245
awww jee bit then
you lose all the beer mate
No.850248
>>850247
then you just drink more, silly
No.850249
>>850243
Why not? I like to read different opinions...
and are you listening to cheesy French house music at 4am?
No.850250
>>850247
The Texas variant is you poke the rock with a stick.
No.850252
>>850240
-helps you smoke the bees so they're docile enough to handle safely- :<
No.850253
>>850250
you used to live in Texas too huh?
>>850248
but oy what if
you don't have that much more
No.850254
>>850253
I live in Texas now.
>>850252
*holds your head underwater while shushing you until you drown*
No.850255
>>850253
then you go to the bottle-o, silly
No.850256
No.850258
The bottle-o is the ditch that Australians fill with plastic water bottles that wash ashore.
Australia.
No.850259
>>850254
-makes sure the water is a comfortable temperature so you don't burn your hand- :<
No.850260
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>850251
You listen to this. You listen to this while sobbing a bit and realizing that you an overwhelming bide to people you have never seen, touch or hear before. What does that say to the construct on how you approach people, social skills and the level of empathy you give yourself out towards people? You seem to be nice and warm, but you delve inside deeper and it's a darker place for that person. The "you need a hobby" or you need a dog comment. I have a hobby and i'm still dead inside. I don't feel like drawing all the time because it's not stimulating like how fool makes it out to be stimulating and worthwhile. Pokemon is not helping either. At the end of the day, people go home in their groups and Senpaiilies pick them up. Who the fuck am i to them than some guy who paid 5 dollars to compete in a tournament. I want to grow, but it hurts when i speak. It literally hurts. My head gets a bit dizzy and i feel some sort of inflammation on your chest and throat. You stutter, you stumble you clear your throat and sound weak and raspy. You are a retard, you sound like one. This is my realm right now.
No.850261
>>850259
*bludgeons you in the head with a claw hammer until you stop moving and breathing forever*
No.850262
>>850257
(:
sup dog
>>850258
it's what we put our goon in'
No.850264
Wallace
again
seek help
>>850262
baking hot dags dogs
No.850265
And you get so confused about what's going on you lose focus and make tense and grammatical errors. Am i speaking in 3rd person or first? That's why fool thinks i lose my mind sometimes.
No.850267
>>850261
-makes sure you have new gloves so you don't get a blister using tools- :<
No.850268
>>850262
And goon is Australian for the beads and trinkets made of foil you fine folks value so highly?
Australia.
No.850269
>>850266
I live in Austin, so I'm about four and a half hours away.
>>850267
*smothers you with a pillow while you sleep*
No.850270
GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM
No.850271
>>850264
do you like dags?
>>850268
you got the foil part right. fruity lexia 4l for ten bucks can't go wrong
No.850272
>>850271
I don't speak your weird screechy language sorry.
No.850273
Maybe you speak Canadian?
Eh, how's it goin', ya hoser? Soory, I'm gonna go down to the grocery store and buy myself a beg of milk.
No.850278
No.850279
>>850275
You take that back please. You're still not being polite.
>>850276
But Sci is a chronic asshole.
No.850280
>>850273
oi mate i'm America
gimme a gun
No.850281
>>850277
What a beautiful language.
No.850282
>>850273
aboot moose maplen' fuckin beaveren time ay
ay ay
ay
fuck no i can't speak canadian do i look like i'm on top of shit right now?!
No.850283
>>850279
I'm on a roll.
>>850280
>oi mate
>America
not even trying/10
Still, gr8 b8 m9.
No.850284
>>850279
why is your name puppies when you're posting cats you mong
No.850285
>>850282
Well, I mean, you do live in Australia.
No.850286
>>850285
geographical speaking we're above antartica and thats amazing man fuckin penguins and big spaces with no-one
No.850287
>>850283
Are you on a roll like Cottonelle you were made for all of this shit?
>>850284
Give me a puppy folder.
No.850288
>>850287
i don't have one, you can have lou dog i guess. closest i could do spud
No.850289
>>850286
Penguins are the assholes of the bird world.
>>850287
No, I'm on a roll like how you're rollin' down that crazy hill into loony gully.
No.850291
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No.850293
>>850288
I miss Lou dog. He was whimpering and laid beside Brad when he overdosed on Heroin.
>>850289
Why are you being so mean again?
No.850294
>>850291
more like
belongs in the trash
No.850295
When Grim compared me to sci, i don't see what clicks and what doesn't. He's Donald Trump and i'm Hillary Clinton. Pick your lesser evil.
No.850298
>>850296
Remember when i "personally" attacked you on something and you went on the offensive. You're doing the same thing and all i'm telling you to tone it down.
No.850299
>>850297
are you jewish and old as fuck?
No.850300
>>850297
You're sweet and kind, so sure.
No.850302
>>850299
n-no im quite the opposite...
No.850305
>>850304
Was meant for fool, i'm sorry.
No.850307
No.850308
someone should make a new thread that is not me :^)
No.850312
No.850313
No.850315
>>850306
I admire you, it just hurts you say those things and make those remarks. Since now Luke appeared all i could think now is how being like this deter him from me.