No.883713
No.883716
Trump will make traps real
No.883717
>>883704
that cat documentary tho
w e w
meow.
No.883719
>>883707
Yeah, what do you want as a gift?
No.883720
>>883717
I only remember like
meowing in the mic and watching cats
and a great feeling
No.883721
I'm down to tc today after my interview
I'll even do push ups
No.883722
>>883716
Trump wants to repeal gay marriage so unlikely.
No.883723
>>883722
Traps are basically girls with a dick.
No.883724
>>883721
Is the implication in that that I'm Araragi to Goggles being Shinobu?
No.883725
>>883722
gay marriage was invented by the Chinese and implemented by Mexican infiltrators to destroy America
No.883726
File: 1457981504184.gif (531.87 KB, 248x281, 248:281, tumblr_n79ze0Bw2x1sfmaido1….gif)
>>883720
shit was hilarious, especially your veiw on uk commercials lol
No.883727
No.883729
>Mages with two flamecannons
fuck me in the ass
No.883730
>>883724
Yeah, like come on
You know you wanna take that to pound town
>>883727
Interview is at like 1pm
Give it an hr or so
So like 2 or 3pm
No.883731
>>883719
Something special
No.883732
File: 1457981693389.jpg (36.16 KB, 229x571, 229:571, ss (2016-03-14 at 02.00.39….jpg)
No.883733
No.883734
File: 1457981732718.jpg (267.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, everything will be daijoub….jpg)
>>883730
Only if they wear the dress.
No.883735
No.883736
File: 1457981761575.jpg (267.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, everything will be daijoub….jpg)
>>883732
>a girl with actual asperger's
No.883737
>>883726
>can't remember
itsa blur
No.883738
File: 1457981792187.jpg (205.25 KB, 698x699, 698:699, ss (2016-03-14 at 02.14.12….jpg)
>>883735
>>883736
she's fucking cute m8
No.883739
No.883740
File: 1457981855963.jpg (186.13 KB, 697x889, 697:889, ss (2016-03-14 at 02.13.35….jpg)
>>883739
ugly child with shit personality is bad
No.883741
File: 1457981858336.jpg (267.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, everything will be daijoub….jpg)
>>883738
But Senjougahara's literally autistic and shit her pants like Sci in any situation.
No.883742
>>883737
I cant remember much after like. Which is probably for the better welp lol
No.883744
No.883745
No.883747
>>883742
probs lol, those shots so fun though
No.883748
>>883741
She's just hella tsun, not all that bad.
>>883744
NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.883749
>>883744
Good morning, thread~
No.883750
No.883751
pls response to me blood-chan pls pls
No.883752
Trump won't touch gays, he believes it should be up to the church. The government shouldn't be involved with those freaks at all
Trump 2016
No.883753
No.883754
No.883755
File: 1457982122705.jpg (267.83 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, everything will be daijoub….jpg)
>>883748
Tsukihi is still best.
No.883757
>>883747
what were they? lol
No.883758
>>883753
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
No.883759
File: 1457982162481.jpg (273.75 KB, 698x951, 698:951, ss (2016-03-14 at 02.08.17….jpg)
>>883754
>not available in my country
>>883755
god damn right she is
No.883761
No.883762
No.883763
>>883753
SHIT THEY'RE ONTO ME
>>883757
pirate white rum lel
No.883764
>>883760
How have you been?
You also said to remind you to not come back until april last time you were here I think
No.883765
No.883767
>>883761
are you my master?
No.883768
>>883764
Yes, well, nobody has done that since you right now so I'm playing it off as another one of my quitting ruses.
I've been okay. Fixed all my spreadsheets and stuff so I am officially on track for a car soon.
Hbu?
No.883769
>>883758
What?
>>883763
Can't beat them drones, man.
No.883770
>>883762
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.883771
No.883772
OIAD OLANI OI DOSIG~
'ello
No.883773
>>883770
It's okay being a cuck.
No.883774
>>883768
Cars are good!
And quitting ruse?
I guess I have missed all of them >.>
>>883772
hi ui.
No.883776
>>883769
>>883766
>Psycho killer.
>Qu'est-ce que c'est?
>fa-fa-far better
>run run run run away
No.883777
Yo Nymph post WishxNymph cyber logs again
Those things are ancient and lulz
No.883779
>>883774
There will probably be another one when I find a hobby worth my time and money and I don't have to be miserable here anymore ;3
No.883780
>>883777
The white curtain thingy?
No.883781
File: 1457982435764.jpg (165.96 KB, 1500x1062, 250:177, e236c2cc69087ce59a4be2f4da….jpg)
If anyone sees erio..... please tell him..................
No.883783
File: 1457982454896.jpg (255.03 KB, 698x947, 698:947, ss (2016-03-14 at 01.56.27….jpg)
>>883773
cat loves food ya ya ya
No.883784
>>883777
I don't even have those saved on my computer.
I'm also on my new laptop which has nothing
>>883778
Read my name
No.883785
>>883776
I don't get that.
No.883786
>>883782
have some attention
No.883787
>>883781
Erio is mine, Jackson
No.883788
>>883769
wheres the brrrrrrrrrrt when you need it?
>>883782
lol is that stefanie joostens sister
No.883789
>>883785
Is the goddamn Talking Heads.
How have you not heard that song?
No.883790
File: 1457982519683.gif (406.39 KB, 500x356, 125:89, tumblr_mzctemLag41roembco1….gif)
No.883791
>>883784
Oh sorry... I haven't slept in a few days lol
No.883792
>>883786
Hurry and give me more before i'm in game and stop replying to people.
>>883788
No thats me xD!
>>883790
Same
No.883794
No.883795
>>883784
Wow thanks Obama
>>883780
lol what?
No.883796
No.883797
>>883753
I'm a kawaii killer, it's different
No.883799
>>883794
i'm never sorry v.v
No.883800
File: 1457982671445.jpg (113.13 KB, 935x565, 187:113, Mickey Rooney Breakfast at….jpg)
No.883801
>>883792
omg xD so cute lolz
>>883796
you're our loser
No.883802
>>883795
the logs that mention a white curtain
No.883803
No.883804
>>883795
The logs were public on my pastebin for like 6 months before I realized and removed them, lel
>>883798
no
>>883799
wow. I don't forgive you then
No.883805
File: 1457982701015.jpg (2.16 MB, 2113x3026, 2113:3026, this is what happens when ….jpg)
>>883796
You're as much as a loser as I am
No.883807
>>883788
Doing the world a favor, that's where.
>>883789
No idea about that, just went on referencing Muse's Psycho which parodies Full Metal Jacket's Hartman scene.
No.883808
>>883807
Listen to it now.
No.883809
>>883806
That god damn pre-sequel thing was so disappointing..
No.883810
>>883804
that makes me happy
No.883811
>>883763
why is the rum gone xDDDD
No.883812
>>883810
blood-chan pls, I just want your love
No.883813
Didn't I have to tell nimf they were public?
I remembered I messaged him and he was like 'ofuk'
No.883815
>>883809
There was supposed to be even more content for it but the studio went under before that happened.
A "space luxury cruise ship" and something else.
No.883816
>>883813
No, Wish messaged me hhehehe
>>883814
all of it
No.883817
No.883818
>>883797
Well, that's uh, something completely new.
>>883808
Sounds pretty random.
No.883819
Watching Dimension W with muh friends smoking hookah
This is living
This show is fucking bakas tho
No.883820
>>883816
i did mention it once tho
No.883821
>>883818
They're like one of original irrelevant rock bands.
>>883819
Are you caught up on the show?
No.883822
>>883820
Maybe. Who is this?
No.883823
>>883815
Wtf they went under? So no more Borderlands ever?
>>883819
:3!
No.883824
File: 1457983018418.jpg (255.03 KB, 698x947, 698:947, ss (2016-03-14 at 01.56.27….jpg)
told that bitch she's cute
bitch loves being called cute
No.883825
cool fucking story soto. tell me that one again please
No.883826
File: 1457983059786.jpg (137.16 KB, 644x717, 644:717, screenshot2016-02-24-18h32….jpg)
No.883827
>>883816
You should know that love in an illusion...
No.883828
Trump will make America great again.
>>883793
I just arose. How was your day?
>>883809
hihihihihi~ I missed you
No.883829
>>883823
Pre-Sequel was made by 2K Australia, not Gearbox.
Gearbox isn't doing anything with Borderlands at the moment. They're making Battleborn currently, a moba shooter that was in development longer than Overwatch.
No.883830
No.883831
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
on cybering/sexting
>>883803
squuueee xDDD *paww*
>>883811
LOL
>>883807
come on achmed, they can't un brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt you
No.883832
>>883821
Irrevelant rock?
>>883831
Hah.
No.883833
>>883826
oh lol. I only remember being told by Wish, and that's hen I removed it.
>>883827
I'm fine with it being an illusion as long as you give me your love.
I still have this tho http://pastebin.com/KsJy2Ugu
No.883834
>>883828
Cold and rainy... I haven't slept and time is moving too fast x.x
>>883830
>>883830
>>883830
>>883830
>>883830
No.883835
>>883830
>wanting a reply from ui
wtf
No.883836
>>883830
I didn't see any messages from you
No.883837
>>883831
are yiu the grill in the thumb? kek
No.883838
>>883823
You're not in japan...
No.883839
>>883833
>I still have this tho http://pastebin.com/KsJy2Ugu
meant for Ghostie, not BC
No.883841
I was really upset that the guy who tried to attack Trump was not shot by the secret service
No.883842
>>883840
Don't worry, I wasn't planning on staying much longer
No.883843
>>883833
There is a way I can express love but i don't think you'll like it
>>883835
Lol
>>883839
v.v
No.883844
>>883841
they wanted to toturture him
No.883845
>>883834
huh?
>>883835
well i mean
i do
>>883833
oh
>>883836
oh well, doesn't matter i just said hi.
No.883846
>>883837
What no lol I am not a paki xDDD
No.883848
>>883821
Unfortunately
Well my friend stops by every week and we usually watch whatever is out
Which is usually Dimension W, Osomatsu-san, ERASED, Hige-san, Musaigen Phanservice World, Konosuba, Dagashi Kashi, or Gintama
>>883823
I'd let her extract my coil out
IfyouknowwhatImean
No.883849
>>883843
Try me.
>>883845
>i do
Disgusting
No.883850
>>883832
Rock where lyrically it's completely irrelevant: no narrative, no moral, just nonsense.
No.883851
>>883844
the crowd was screaming, "kill him!"
God damn it feels good to be American again
No.883853
>>883848
I actually liked Dimension W but it's gotten way too dumb.
No.883854
>>883844
That waterboarding must be fun.
No.883855
>>883846
hahahahahahaha thats a paddling
No.883856
>>883847
nice tinychat screenshot
>>883850
he is nice to me tho
No.883857
>>883828
I'm only a stone's throw away~
>>883829
Faaaaaak
That's why there was that annoying Australian girl..
>>883838
You can't prove that..
No.883859
>>883850
Not really my thing it seems.
No.883860
>>883853
Poor Doug
He's as deformed as Desu irl
No.883861
>>883852
thats fuggen amazing
>>883855
nein paddy nein!
No.883862
File: 1457983536530.jpg (84.91 KB, 697x400, 697:400, ss (2016-03-14 at 02.05.02….jpg)
No.883863
>>883854
I still think it's funny how the military has said they're obligated to stage a coup d'etat if any of his military policies try to get enforced.
>>883857
All of the moon was SPACE AUSTRALIA just to make it feel completely different.
No.883864
>>883861
Thanks I stole it from chii.
No.883866
>>883848
Can robots be lewd?
No.883867
>>883865
if you go onto 8chan /b/ all the anons will filter you.
No.883868
>>883863
The army said that? Awesome.
I'd love to see the white house in flames.
No.883869
>>883868
Anything that breaks the Geneva convention makes them obligated to disregard orders and turn against those issuing them, in this case it'd be the POTUS.
No.883870
No.883871
>>883845
Hm?
>>883849
I won't be able to love you back the way you want me to
No.883872
>>883866
You tell me, killer robot from the future.
No.883873
>>883871
I just want your sex pls
No.883874
No.883875
File: 1457983849020.jpg (78.28 KB, 699x409, 699:409, ss (2016-03-14 at 01.54.52….jpg)
No.883876
>>883861
;33333333333333333333333
No.883877
No.883878
No.883879
>>883866
Of course they can
Holy shit the shots nigger just beheaded himself
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
IT WAS ONLY A CLONE
Kyouma was fucking raging tho
No.883880
>>883869
Interesting. I feel like I should try to keep up with American politics more, but I can't be bothered.
No.883882
Sjust wvana screm
>>883864
no worry we're all public property here
>>883876
*meows*
No.883883
>>883881
Can't believe I got called ugly by that
No.883884
>>883882
when toki meows its adorbs
No.883886
can i be cute when i meow?
No.883887
You kinda are
:^)
>>883885
No.883888
>>883872
Anyone who wants can get their own personal lewdbot
>>883879
Wtf I'm getting spoiled right now ><
No.883889
>>883880
The main thing is over attacking non-combatants or the "kill their families" part he kept talking about.
That would result in tribunal and execution of anyone who followed them as well who issued them, no different than the Nuremberg trials.
No.883890
and by that I meant ugly
:^)
No.883891
>>883887
i know
but that
that person called me ugly
its so fucking insulting
No.883892
>>883881
Is that what TP rally looks like? Jesus fucking christ
No.883894
>>883891
Post pic. I will let you know if you are uggo or not
No.883895
says murder
post yourself faggot
No.883896
>>883888
I am going to need some information on that.
For scientific purposes.
No.883899
>>883884
thanks
>>883886
sure, your voice is high
No.883900
>>883897
I hope you give him as much shit as I do
No.883901
File: 1457984228507.png (Spoiler Image, 742.98 KB, 672x447, 224:149, same t b q h f a m i l y.png)
No.883902
>>883896
Just wait 10 years, be patient ( ◜◡＾)っ
No.883903
>>883894
>judging others when you haven't even shown yourself
I bet you're hideous
No.883904
>>883899
i should make a recording :^)
No.883905
idk what the big deal is, TP looks pretty much like I imagined, he's not awful.
No.883906
NIMF AM I CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW???
No.883907
>>883902
I hope I won't die before that then.
No.883908
>>883905
Its like if Tsuchi fucked Boston while on meth
No.883909
>>883873
I like blood-play more than sex
No.883911
>>883906
I don't think I've seen you.
No.883912
No.883913
>>883900
I can't bother to.
No.883914
>>883899
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow
No.883915
File: 1457984410457.png (Spoiler Image, 742.98 KB, 672x447, 224:149, same t b q h f a m i l y.png)
No.883917
I think Ghostie is cute for a boipussy
No.883919
>>883898
Dis is a gay guy
>>883905
He looks like a Brit. I mean that in the worst way possible
>>883901
Less gay
>>883903
Flan said I was cute. I don't think I am particularly attractive or ugly. Pretty average
No.883920
>>883907
Whaaat that's some crazy pessimism if you think you will
Maybe we might get blown up actually..
No.883921
So is like my entire body a butthole?
>>883919
That guy is fucking hot family
No.883922
File: 1457984500917.jpg (102.91 KB, 694x461, 694:461, ss (2016-03-14 at 02.02.09….jpg)
No.883923
>>883919
Did you fuck Flan?
No.883925
"I used to be an atheist but then I realized I was a God"
nice lyrics fam
No.883926
No.883927
>>883919
na, he definitely doesn't look British. looks American, but not in a bad way or anything.
No.883928
File: 1457984593805.jpg (803.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid….jpg)
No.883929
No.883930
>>883920
Well, things change a lot, might be alive one second and dead the next.
Anyways I'm off to sleep, this fever is killing me.
No.883932
that girl tokai posts is cute af
No.883933
there was a small chance we could have had this man as president
wew
No.883934
>>883930
Who can say for certain what the future holds? :c
Get well soon
No.883935
>>883926
Do I prepurchase?
No.883936
>>883915
You're a qt trap now? I would.
>>883919
Post picture then, you shit. Flan's opinion means nothing
No.883937
No.883939
>>883932
It's just the typical camwhore.
No.883940
>>883936
well thats basically why I was so fucked up
I live on a conservative church pelt so i like craved the approval of online people since I wanted to be girl.
No.883941
>>883938
>>883939
she's cute, that voice is hnnnnnnn, and when she licked the brain...
No.883942
Im going to post so many images of my cosplay
No.883943
File: 1457985077679.jpg (521.37 KB, 865x730, 173:146, 1ff8cc8e7cb1cac6cbb492699b….jpg)
>>883941
Tattoos are for cheap whores.
No.883944
>>883943
I don't mind but they're not my thing.
No.883945
>>883942
what you cosplaying as?
No.883946
[maniac giggling intensifies]
No.883947
>>883937
weeeeeeeeeew
>>883941
cute as hell ^^
No.883949
No.883950
>>883944
I always berate someone for hers but hers are able to be covered with just a shirt.
No.883951
>>883945
Kurumi
dont remind me that its blood-chans avatar pls
No.883952
No.883953
>>883951
>Kurumi
But you don't have anime tiddies
No.883954
>>883953
I have like mid A's now :v
I have to wear a bra...
>>883952
Its gonna be fun!!
No.883955
>>883951
>mfw that's BC's avatar.
I sorta wanna crossplay as Nymph.
No.883956
>>883955
Go to Sakuracon and do drugs with me
No.883957
>>883948
its ok when its girls
No.883958
>>883951
ISN"T THAT MY AVATAR???
No.883959
>>883950
Ouch, do you berate all the girls you like?
No.883960
kinda wanna cosplay as Bashar Hafiz al-Assad savior of Syria
No.883962
No.883964
File: 1457985668094.jpg (214.98 KB, 615x867, 205:289, 8b1f87f3830e9422aaabe00989….jpg)
>>883959
Probably.
I berate almost everyone I know period.
No.883966
>>883961
THAT"S BLOOD_CHAN"S AVATAAAR
No.883967
No.883968
>>883956
I'm going to Anime North in Toronto and doing drugs there tho.
No.883970
>>883957
I should go, urges are getting strong.
>>883964
Hm, it will only get you so far.
No.883971
>>883965
I prefer the ones where more stuff than just spazzy characters happen
audio ones are great
No.883972
you cant mossad the assad
No.883973
Sorry Subtle
But that's your own fault for not watching the latest episode when it comes out
No.883974
>>883968
i wouldnt be able to make it there
No.883975
File: 1457985768267.png (729.87 KB, 850x2698, 425:1349, sample_d53ebb31058b06bd219….png)
>>883969
You'll look cute in this
>
No.883976
>>883975
Its the astral dress-
No.883977
>>883971
But hes jostling the tree.
No.883978
>>883974
Where is Sakuracon and when?
No.883979
>>883977
tfw link will never jostle you
No.883980
>>883960
But he's not DONALD JOHN TRUMP
No.883981
>>883978
Seattle 24 march - 27
No.883982
>>883970
okai
>>883980
DUUUDUU DUU DUUU DUU DU DUUUUU
>>883972
ayy
No.883983
>>883976
You got it? how much did it cost?
No.883984
File: 1457985888602.jpg (587.79 KB, 780x1154, 390:577, af965050fbfea74e15d4213d61….jpg)
>>883970
Probably. Generally I'm the one responsible for keeping the groups I'm out with grounded.
No.883985
>>883983
$80 or so for everything
No.883986
>>883979
I can dress up as link and have all of my body parts freak out on top of you if you want.
I think i'll break some bones though.
No.883987
>>883981
Oh, I wouldn't be able to go even if I wanted to. Have fun tho.
No.883988
File: 1457985998631.png (1.19 MB, 1027x1508, 79:116, 0fb05dfec3c8c17e19dd9606d4….png)
>>883985
You the gun that goes with it?
No.883989
>>883987
Thanks!
>>883988
Unfortunately even if I did, the con would confiscate it
No.883990
IM GONNA WIN
ALL BECAUSE MY SYLVANAS STOLE RAGNAROS IN BRAWL AND HIT ALL OF HIS IMPORTANT CARDS
IT HIT BOOM
TIRION
EVERYTHING IMPORTANT HOLY SHIT
No.883991
Interview in a bit
I'm so doki doki
I look pretty sharp tho
If I get this job you have to suck my dick Isla
No.883992
>>883989
I went with a loaded hunting shotgun and they didn't take mines lol
No.883993
File: 1457986330475.jpg (899.98 KB, 1240x1754, 620:877, 4b9bd4339c12f539e3d0d53b7f….jpg)
>>883991
Wouldn't that make you not want to get that job?
No.883994
>>883991
Don't worry, you'll get hired because you're illegal
No.883995
No.883996
>>883991
No I don't ???
Nice.
>>883992
What??
Wow
seattle is super liberal though so im not surprised about no weapons
No.883997
No.883998
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No.883999
>>883996
>seattle is super liberal
Not really. Someone I know walks around with a CC because of how tough a lot of the formerly decent neighborhoods are now.
No.884000
>>883997
It was so tense
>>883999
Hmm, then maybe its different than my cousin puts it.
>>883998
Unfortunately
No.884001
>>884000
The bathroom ordinance was repealed there so you have to use the Men's. :^)
No.884002
>>884000
Will you post pictures?
No.884003
>>884002
But of course.
>>884001
I don't use the bathroom at cons, doesn't matter to me either way.
Its never actually bothered me
No.884004
>>884003
are you going by yourself?
No.884005
No.884006
>>884004
Nope - !
At least I hope not
No.884007
No.884008
>>884007
I know they look really really cool but they are only for 12 year olds im sorry
No.884009
>>884008
Does it count if he's mentally 12?
No.884010
>>884008
Fuck you those things are great.
No.884011
No.884012
>>884006
Are you going with Soto and them?
>>884010
see >>883745
No.884013
>>884009
iunno
>>884010
but can 18+ use them..?
>>884011
jesus
No.884014
>>884012
I have been cleaning my computer for an hour.
What is it?
No.884015
No.884016
>>884013
I used to be 12 not long ago
No.884017
>>884012
They aren't going.
No.884018
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>>884014
Did you replace the thermal paste?
And what should I do with 2000 MtG cards?
No.884019
>>884018
You don't want them?
I'd take them if I trusted you with my address.
No.884020
>>884017
Soto lives in norcal and he goes to every con. ask him
No.884021
I want rollerblade shoes.
No.884022
>>884020
Yeah but Seattle is in Washington
No.884024
Isla is scared of my friend Manny irl because he tried to beat him up
Hopefully he isn't too scared to the point where he won't ever join us for a con again
No.884025
No.884026
>>884024
no lol manny and i are cool now
No.884027
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>>884019
You shouldn't trust me lol nvm
>>884022
You can Soto can drive up there lol
>>884024
Manny is madd pussy tho lmao
No.884028
>>884027
Its like super farm away though i doubt he would legit WANT to go there
No.884029
No.884030
>>884021
>>884023
how about roller skates
No.884031
>>884030
>rolschaatsen
>niet skieleren
niet koel
No.884032
>>884028
He'll want to hit on animu girls lol
Also you can go with Colbs and Kon too
>>884029
ass
I never knew how heavy cards could get...
No.884033
>>884032
You could just be weak.
No.884034
>>884031
IK WEET NOG STEEDS NIET HET VERSCHIL
No.884035
>>884032
not sure if I wanna go to a con with Col B again tbh
No.884036
No.884037
>>884036
ooohh..
ik had skielers dus
No.884038
>>884025
Manny got really drunk, well we all did and we were all having a good time until Daniel busted out a bottle of coke with Sailor Jerry it was like 50/50 so that shit got us fucked up.
I don't remember what happened but I guess Manny kept touching Islas tits like jokingly ya know? But Isla wasn't having any of that shit and punched Manny in the eye and he was gonna kick Isla's ass and I stopped him cause we were in the middle of a huge crowd not to mention a Magi gathering was going on right next to us.
I calmed him down and Island also offered him money to not beat him up lmao
They later made up sorta, I think?
Jesus Christ shit was all crazy that day though
It was so tanoshii tho
No.884039
No.884040
>>884033
I am... I sprain my wrist when I took the box from the mailman's hands
>>884035
Did he get drunk and hit you?
No.884041
>>884038
Daniel gave him the money lmao
No.884042
>>884030
they are so hard to disable
No.884043
>>884035
FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOL
No.884044
>>884040
He kept trying to massage me.
It was a very very uncomfortable situation.
No.884045
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No.884051
>>884039
en skeetboord
>>884042
just uhmm
buy the good ones
>>884048
KEK XDDDDDDDDDDD
No.884052
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No.884053
No.884054
>>884052
it was terrifying
No.884055
No.884056
>>884051
toki just calls it "lewd wrasslin"
No.884057
>>884050
You can just get a box at a Fedex store and set it up as a forwarding box that automatically forwards anything sent to it.
You have to pay for packages, though.
No.884058
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>>884050
Yeah.. I'm very physically weak... rape bait -sigh-
>>884054
was it lewd?
No.884059
>>884045
I don't know why he was tripping out though
Like Isla wasn't wearing a bra and had a really long v neck even though dude had a sweater on I swear I caught like several glimpses of his mosquito bite tits and I told him "hey man zip up your sweater more" but I don't think he heard me the first time
I told him straight up later that day though
Shit was lulz
>>884041
HE OFFERED HIM LIKE 7 DOLLARS LMFAO
>>884044
Is that considered rape?
Yeah he was all rabu rabu with you
Nigga likes his white meat I guess
No.884060
>>884058
yup.
>>884059
if he touched my dick it woul dhave been some form of sexual assault probably
No.884061
>>884055
vet stoer
>>884056
struggle snuggle
No.884062
No.884063
>>884059
>Is that considered rape?
No.
No.884064
>>884060
I'm sorry for laughing >_<
No.884065
>>884064
Why would you apologize?
No.884066
>>884059
Ohh man
Maybe he can't resist traps.. and getting hit just turned him on even more
No.884067
I DIDNT NOTICE MY SHIRT WAS LIKE THAT SOTO SHADDAP
>>884066
It did and it upset me
No.884068
No.884069
>>884065
because harassment is 4srsbsn
No.884070
tbh you were asking for it, shouldnt have been tempting.
No.884071
No.884072
>>884069
only if he tried to touch my dick.
No.884073
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>>884070
I think it's more Colbs' fault for not having standards.
No.884074
>>884071
I can't even read that shit
No.884075
>>884073
coolburr is something else
No.884076
>>884072
Can I touch your dick if we ever met?
No.884077
>>884073
this
>>884076
if you were a dude maybe
No.884078
>>884060
I'm surprised I didn't even touch you at all even while blackout drunk
Then again I kept ditching you guys to meet with other tripfags from other communities/boards and other people from the con scene.
I didn't even know it was possible to blackout twice in one day
Shits fucking cray bruh
>>884066
I kinda feel like Manny secretly might like traps when he's drunk or maybe he's just bad at telling if its a guy or a girl lmao
He's a pretty cool guy tho. He's my ride or die weeaboo nigga
No.884079
>>884072
*tries to touch your *
No.884080
>>884078
It seemed like it.
Also you did, a little bit at least.
LOL
>>884079
THATS MY NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.884082
>>884077
I'm going to touch it
No.884084
No.884085
>>884083
I'm going to stroke it
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No.884087
No.884088
Casper Rica: http://m.imgur.com/?????
Casper Rica: Tjinkgen of u <3
Casper sending me the dick pics.
No.884089
No.884091
>>884087
I'm going to rip it off, inject embalming fluid and use it as a dildo
No.884092
>>884091
uh huh
have fun with that
No.884093
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>>884088
Ask for the Swedish meatballs.
No.884095
>you'll never snort cocaine off caspers cock
wew lad
No.884098
Blood-chan would be perfect if she was an Italian dude smh
No.884099
>>884095
What the fuck is wrong with you?
No.884100
>>884089
His penis was on drugs.
>>884093
ew gross
No.884101
No.884102
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>>884100
Does he think you're a girl irl?
No.884103
I pratctially live in ikea though
best food
No.884104
>>884096
I wonder how long the flesh will last though..
>>884098
I'm already perfect
No.884105
>>884104
Perfect for me*
Also, no clue.
Sounds crazy.
No.884106
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No.884107
No.884108
>>884106
>watching that trash
No.884109
>>884093
>>884093
Arabic style meatballs
No.884111
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IM GOING TO DRAW MY WHOLE DECK
No.884112
No.884113
>>884108
I watch it for the trash.
No.884114
>>884110
Get out with your low energy leftist propaganda
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN
No.884115
Is heartstone the new league but with cards?
No.884116
>>884110
what is your point
No.884117
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>>884109
Arabic meatballs would just be bombs.
No.884118
No.884119
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>>884112
AMAZING IDEA
Priest is actually so broken if they get card draw
>>884115
yes
No.884120
>>884119
priest is pretty good with card draw true
No.884121
>>884117
I depicted arabii style meatballs in pic tho, marrakesh style even
No.884122
No.884124
>>884117
I depicted arabii style meatballs in pic tho, marrakesh style even
No.884125
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No.884129
>>884123
It's like you're trying to be labeled as death dumb and myoot,
Not the picture of kiwi on snow, tje one before
No.884130
jesus christ they're minerals
No.884131
No.884132
>>884120
I cant wait for the new exp.
No more chow, so auchenai+chow trading is gone..
But now I can auchenai+corrupted healbot trade.
No.884133
>>884130
I have a lack of understanding of this reference
No.884134
I spilled cappu on myself
No.884135
Kinda want Casper to meet up with Mordin so they can become best buds and get drunk/high together
and maybe even possibly do lewd things too
Make a swedish version of this doujin come true Casper
No.884136
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>>884129
>>884109
That one?
That's two rocks.
No.884137
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Do they really air this shit on TV
No.884138
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>>884135
But Mordin only goes for old man nuts and isn't a trap.
No.884139
>>884137
On CineMax.
After 10p.
No.884141
>>884137
Why wouldn't they?
No.884144
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>>884138
It's not rape if you force him into doing something he doesn't want to do
No.884145
No.884146
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>>884144
You kind of feel bad for Casper in all of this.
He gets something venereal for not even a decent piece of ass.
No.884148
No.884149
>>884146
ITS JUST 25 CENTS
No.884150
>>884148
I'm not well versed in breaking bad
No.884151
>>884135
They live mad far away, i would have to plan out something and fly them over here
But i think they don't dare poison themselves too hard tho lol
>>884136
Ye, muh rocks, it'll do
No.884153
>>884149
I'd rather get a small pack of individually wrapped Juicy Fruit instead of chlamydia gumballs for that quarter.
No.884154
>>884151
Go full Cato and shove them down your dick hole.
No.884155
>>884152
It didn't seem like my kinda thing.
Also, did you accidentally put an extra # in your trip?
No.884156
>>884155
No.
This is the !!faggot tripcode
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No.884159
>>884157
also works for being satan senpai
ZODd is my demon handle
No.884160
No.884161
>>884159
Fair enough
Why Vegan Wolf?
No.884162
>>884160
lay it on me fam
whoever you are
No.884163
boo who XDdd
>>884161
because of vegan smothies guy, and meme reasons.
I honestly don't even remember
No.884164
No.884166
>>884162
are you a different boo?
how many fucking boos are there
No.884167
i thought that one was supposed to start as a knock knock joke
No.884168
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>>884165
Big girls don't cry.
No.884169
No.884170
>>884166
im the only boo
pretty fucking famous here actually
i forgot people though and i dont recall ever seeing your name
are you cute?
No.884172
>>884170
I remember you..
are you alice boo?
No.884173
>>884170
and there is actually like 2 other boos tht Iknow of
No.884174
>>884171
It's kind of sad how many kids in like middle school wanted to bone her.
No.884175
>>884172
i was in alice chat a bunch so probably
i just shitposted there tho
i normally just flirt with the qts here but im not feeling it right now honestly
No.884176
>>884174
Maybe they were into pee lol
No.884177
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No.884179
>>884177
Fergie peed herself on stage that one time lol
No.884180
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>>884179
I'm kind of glad I forgot about that.
No.884181
>when witcher makes you feel emotions
No.884182
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>>884154
Nah, that is not how to use theese rocks
No.884183
>>884178
i mean i have no idea but you seem like a total sweetheart.
maybe we should be talking a little more so i can find out a bit about you?
No.884184
No.884185
>>884184
oh i see youre a /lewd/ poster too
noice
added bae <3
No.884186
No.884187
>when SUPERHOT makes you feel
No.884188
>>884187
>when bad rats makes you feel
;_;
No.884189
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>>884186
It's like when preforms have had slips of their tampon strings hanging on.
You can't help but feel disgust.
No.884190
No.884191
It's important to compliment each other
No.884192
>>884191
I think you smell nice today
No.884193
>>884189
Or that one bish who deliberately removed hers and threw it into the crowd ^~^
Ew.
No.884194
you are all [spoilers]wonderful people[/spoilers]
No.884195
No.884196
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>>884191
You look like a gayer Johnny Depp.
>>884193
Yeah, "free bleeding" tumblr tier feminists are one of the grossest fucking things.
And thankfully illegal.
No.884197
>>884192
How do you know my smell..?
No.884198
>>884197
Cum and sweat, right?
No.884199
>>884192
you look nice in the sunlight of your window
No.884200
No.884201
>>884196
>that's actually a thing
ewewew
No.884202
>>884191
you only look a little like a man
No.884203
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>>884201
For sanitary purposes, intentional spreading of bodily fluids thankfully fall under assault laws at least.
No.884204
Isn't free bleeding something /b/ started
No.884205
>>884204
mhhm
was started to see how much stupid shit they could get tumblrinas to believe
No.884206
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>>884204
It's existed long before that in the neofeminist shit.
It falls under the "appeal to nature" and something, something oppressing women's natural functions.
No.884207
>>884198
I showered..
>>884194
thankyou
No.884208
>>884206
Does that mean I can shit and piss all over the floor when over at a feminists'?
No.884210
>>884207
You know you can't get rid of that smell by showering.
No.884211
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>>884208
Fuck if I know.
I think the modern shit is called third wave feminism and is even further detached from reality than the actual social movement of the 70s.
No.884212
>>884210
It can, I got vanilla smell
No.884214
tokai prolly just smells like dried cum honestly
No.884217
I bet Ikt faps while showering
No.884219
>>884217
He's been watching Fate/K so he's probably been fapping for the last few hours.
>>884218
No.884220
File: 1457993919916.jpg (37.14 KB, 500x353, 500:353, This bitch be craycray (77….jpg)
No.884221
>>884214
Just cause your hygiene is poor doesn't mean that applies to me
No.884222
No.884223
No.884224
you guys should like, calm down or something.
What did you eat for dinner today/yesterday?
No.884225
No.884226
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No.884227
>>884219
Laugh all you want, just don't talk.
>>884220
Hello, love.
No.884228
Tokai probably smells like really girly shampoo.
>>884227
Here's the last niggaboo in Test's folder I can even use as a reaction image and I'm not even sure what emotion this is supposed to be.
Blame Test; he's the real racist here for not having more negroes to post.
No.884229
No.884230
>>884224
wow how dare you suggest that
No.884231
>>884224
>>884230
wow nice samefag lma0
No.884232
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>>884228
A real racist wouldn't have ANY negors! I certainly don't!
>>884229
Why?
No.884233
Well I'm back from the interview and I'm already drinking
Isla you were bitching about a tc so make one in a bit
No.884234
No.884235
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No.884236
>>884233
I was wondering when the next one was
No.884237
>>884231
As I said, you need to calm your buttocks.
>>884230
Did ye eat mcdonalds, kiddo?
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No.884240
>>884232
Man, that's just like fucking a monkey.
Found another.
No.884241
>>884239
who is this man anyway
No.884242
>>884238
Yo, whats up buttercup?
>>884236
Oh I thought you wanted to do one today
No.884243
>>884237
macdonalds is for fags
aka americas
No.884244
>>884241
self made pharma entrepreneur
No.884245
>>884234
What?
>>884235
How is your day going?
>>884240
I would fuck a monkey.
No.884246
>>884242
Nuffin'. How's your Monday?
No.884247
>>884245
imo mandy black girls are fine but only as a fetish
i doubt id ever settle down with one and listen to their hoochie nagging for the rest of my life
>>884244
noice
why's he famous?
did he do something
No.884248
No.884249
ENJOY YOUR MCRIB ARGENTINA
No.884250
>>884240
this is interesting
i have a pic with the same face but a different background
No.884251
>>884245
And that's how we ended up with AIDS.
No.884252
>>884247
I doubt any women will be nagging free.
No.884253
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>>884239
Love this man.
>>884242
I am cool with one whenever
Though today seems nice
>>884247
Martin Shkreli
The PharmaBro
Raised the prices of deraprim and is now investing every penny of the 'profits' even though there isn't much towards research into a drug to treat HIV that doesn't kill the good cells along with the bad
>>884245
Its going well !!
Thanks for asking, what about yours?
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No.884255
>>884248
this conversation isnt going too well
later dude
No.884256
>>884252
people here hate on women but theyre really not bad
they're prettier than traps on average anyway
and unlike traps a lot of them can hold conversations
No.884257
>>884248
that's a cool flag.
I'll see if I can go to albania
No.884258
No.884259
>>884255
I'm totally domming you though.
No.884260
>>884246
Just came back from an interview, shit went well now I just gotta wait for a call back.
Im drinking since I aint got shit else to do
>>884253
I still need to do laundry and broom and mop this place
start one up whenever and Ill join
No.884261
>>884260
What was the job anyways?
No.884262
>>884260
Eh, potentially iunno
I could start one or wait for someone else to do so
No.884263
>>884259
Renz please give me something positive about Albania, I've only seen serbian propaganda and like garbage docus, I wanna not be biased
No.884264
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>>884243
so did ye eat boerenkool?
No.884265
>>884219
>He's been watching Fate/K so he's probably been fapping for the last few hours.
>>884219
>>884219
>>884219
>>884263
I got kicked in the chest once by an Albanian guy, winded me so badly I could barely move
No.884266
Is that Sci with a proxy?
No.884267
filling out my registration niggas
>>884259
im not gay enough to actually take it in the ass though dude
the most i'd do is just fucking some feminine guy/trap
No.884268
>>884264
Sateh ajam and rice from the fatherland
>>884265
omg D:
No.884269
>>884257
it is isn't it
why you wanna come here there's not much to do
>>884263
Serbia is a formidable opponent, granted we've been progressing in our claim for land I'd say we should be painted warmongers.
Otherwise we descent from Illyrians and pagans just like a few other nations in the Balkans.
Purity is somewhat contested and the norther you go into ethnic albania the more you will run into remnant Turkish influence in rapport to the Soviet iron shield that was used to thwart the 80s and the acid wave and such.
No.884270
Albania is terrible.
Worst US state.
No.884271
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No.884272
Accidently made someone I'm not interested in thirsty for me.. wat do?
No.884273
No.884274
No.884275
>>884272
just tell them youre not interested you bimbo
saves both recipients a lot of time
No.884276
>>884272
Act stereotypically Mexican around them.
No.884277
>>884274
Pls no
>>884275
Yeah.. just had letting women down and hurting them.. oy I'll need a drink
No.884278
>>884269
but like.. is it pretty?
is there nice music?
No.884280
>>884267
yeah you kinda appear to sound dudebroish but not quite frat enough
No.884281
No.884282
>>884277
youre gonna hurt her more if you lead them on for christ sake
also a huge waste of time flirting with someone who's not interested in you
No.884283
>>884276
I may look mexican but I sure as hell dont act like one
No.884284
No.884285
>>884262
Im already on scoots tc just brooming listening to some funky ass shit
No.884286
>>884280
compared to the thread im pretty dudebro/stoner tier
but i got a little girlishness in my voice that kinda shows
i also look more cute than handsome apparently
but hey thats life man
No.884287
>>884281
meowth, thats right
No.884288
No.884289
No.884290
>>884282
I hasen't even flirting. Shit seems like just giving her attention did the trick.
>>884281
No.884291
>>884283
You were asking how to get her away from you.
No.884292
>>884285
nice yo
ill join soon
>>884287
....
No.884293
>>884284
Is this payback for all the times I am witty
No.884294
>>884286
hey man i'm all for it
whatever floats your boat
No.884295
>>884291
How do I mexican?
No.884297
where do i get myself a bratty tanned amber-eyed loli
No.884298
>>884294
yea totally man
should we start flirting or something?
because i personally think youre a real sweetheart
gdlgkdhsagas
No.884299
>>884295
Follow Soto's guidance.
No.884300
>>884293
would you like to come here as well?
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No.884302
>>884297
That's illegal, you sick fuck.
No.884303
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>>884296
What happened to amy?
No.884304
>>884295
Drink Natty Ice while shirtless after acing an interview
Oh while listening to weeb music
No.884305
No.884306
Time for sleep.
You kids enjoy your small talk.
Auf wiedersehen.
No.884307
>>884304
>Natty Ice
I thought you had some self respect.
No.884308
No.884309
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>>884297
thailand
penis is extra
No.884311
>>884303
He posted here calling us all boring and then left.
No.884312
>>884298
Why thanks.
That'd be a no thank you to the flirt since I'm a pretty shit negotiator.
No.884313
I saw Soto's nipples.
I'm not sure how to feel anymore.
No.884314
>>884304
But she likes weeb music
>>884311
What a gay
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No.884316
>>884300
If it's nice yeah
No.884318
>>884269
I meant just changing my ip, but it's being a cunt right now
No.884319
You're all so fucking boring and predictable. You existhere only to amuse me. All of you should just kill youselves already.
No.884320