No.853497
No.853498
>>853495
I have had a fun day. You?
No.853500
No.853501
>>853499
At least everybody is alive, right?
No.853504
No.853505
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^______^
gonna go change my oil bye
No.853507
>>853506
Marsy doats and lambsy doats and liddle lambsy divey
A kiddley divery too, wouldn't you?
No.853509
No.853510
>>853503
have fun changing your oil
No.853514
No.853515
>>853513
>homosaurus
>not "tyrannosaurus sex"
No.853517
>>853516
Why is she horribly disfigured with scars and shit?
No.853518
>>853517
Probably for the same reason she's very muscular and wearing hunting/combat geat.
No.853519
No.853520
>>853518
Oh right, the geat
I forgot about that
>>853519
If I say ur cute ur cute
No.853521
>>853520
gear
you fucking spaz
No.853522
>>853521
I couldn't help myself <3
No.853525
Oh, that was InCase
Makes sense then
No.853527
No.853528
>>853527
Working late and only just getting home. Woo. Go me.
What poogehmunz?
No.853529
Playing randoms on Battle Spot is so fun. I just love seeing the same 6 Pokemon every game.
>>853528
Alpha Sapphire.
No.853530
>>853529
Beta uprising when?
They arent even trying anymore,.
No.853531
>>853529
PERFECT IV SHINY ARCEUS
No.853532
give me drawing requests
or give me death
No.853533
No.853534
No.853535
>>853494
and high functioning autistic
No.853537
No.853538
Holy shit Zapdos calm the fuck down.
No.853539
When the viagra makes you niagra
No.853540
This place is slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
No.853541
No.853542
No.853543
Just fucking kill yourself already.
FurScum.
No.853545
No.853546
When you talk do you make a whistling sound on your "S" through the gap in your front teeth?
No.853547
Kinda wanna set up a cam in my room cause some chick is coming over to fuck rn
No.853549
No.853550
>>853548
shes a hambeast tho
but like nigga, shes driving over just to fuck so like it's not like I can't say so ya know?
No.853551
>>853550
People probably have a fetish for it.
Plus you could sell the video to some porn site.
No.853552
Do it soto. Become an legend
No.853553
use a condom for once you walking petri dish
No.853554
That's fucking disgusting.
Don't. Have some shame.
No.853555
Soto is the hero the threads need.
No.853556
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No.853557
Soto, we're all counting on you.
No.853558
>>853557
Stop that.
Don't encourage him.
No.853559
Place is kind of dead, huh?
Do people here actually go out on a Saturday?
>>853558
I try not to say things like "for the lulz".
But that's what this is.
No.853560
i hope soto contracts zika
No.853561
I went to KFC.
Does that count?
No.853562
SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO! SOTO!
No.853564
>>853559
No one wants to see a Shamu get harpooned.
>Do people here actually go out on a Saturday?
I just got home from "springifying" someone's house, playing general maintenance man and getting grossly overpaid for it at least.
No.853565
>"springifying" someone's house
sounds hipster and kind of gay
No.853566
Well I had to go out of the house for it.
So I did go out.
No.853567
$5 that anon is TP.
$5 more says he's drunk.
No.853568
>>853565
Cleaning flowerbeds, mowing for the first time, cleaning gutters, that sort of thing. First yard work after winter.
No.853569
No.853570
>going outside to do anything other than work
pls
No.853571
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No.853572
sober. thanks for responding kyle. ilu
No.853573
We'll count it as a victory.
I love KFC more than most fried chicken places cause I have severely plebeian tastes, but the MSG just messes me up.
>>853564
I've been in all day and accomplished nothing.
Time to watch tv and feel accomplished.
No.853574
>>853567
Nah. He's sober when anon shittalking. He's drunk when he actually has a name. Liquid courage or some shit.
No.853575
>>853574
Like from Harry Potter?
Or was that liquid luck?
No.853577
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>>853573
Break out the party hats for the pity party.
No.853578
>>853577
Don't weep for me, for this will be the labor of my love.
No.853579
>>853571
I keep not studying
No.853580
>>853575
I've no idea.
I was just referring to the old adage about intoxication overcoming meekness.
No.853581
i drink so i can gain the courage to talk to kyle
No.853582
>>853570
I like uhm... what's his face... Kogami
No.853583
>>853579
Study. Lord Ulamog demands it.
>>853580
I guess sensibility is out when the drink is in.
No.853584
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No.853585
kyle doesn't even need a drink to be a slut. so jelly
No.853586
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>>853578
Time for you to blackout with a bottle of Popov rammed up your ass.
No.853588
>>853584
I like the guy with the white hair too
No.853589
TP why are you on kyles dick
it's not even friday anymore
what the fuck are you doing
No.853590
No.853591
>>853588
He has a plan. A man with a plan
No.853592
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>>853587
I die a little knowing that there's probably someone out there doing that right now.
No.853593
No.853594
>>853591
I haven't seen season 2 or the movie... I should get to it next weekend..
No.853595
>>853594
im roughly 2/3rds the way through.
anyjew.
time to split.
bye gang.
No.853596
No.853598
No.853599
TP's also like way gayer when sober.
No.853600
>>853589
I have too many whores falling at my feet.
>>853596
*Hugs*
No.853601
>>853595
please don't leave me... everyone else is so boring...
No.853602
I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.853603
>>853600
are you gonna be online for a while
No.853604
>>853602
>choosing to be straight
No.853605
>>853603
Might be helping dad work on the Trans Am.
Depends really. I can keep my phone close.
No.853607
>>853605
I was just thinking of streaming a movie or something to keep me from shitposting constantly
No.853608
Holy fuck breaking your big toe sucks
No.853609
>>853606
Hey, babe.
>>853607
Ah. Maybe tonight we can watch something.
>>853608
Break the other. Asymmetry is a crime.
No.853611
>>853610
what the hell is that quality
No.853613
>>853609
Can't already taped this one together
No.853614
>>853608
how did you break it?
No.853615
>>853611
Like a 180x180 scaled up and compressed to 23% quality.
No.853616
>>853612
Trying to order cards for a mil deck.
No.853617
No.853619
>>853609
did you have a good leap day
No.853621
>>853619
That was a thing that happened.
I forgot.
Yeah. Was ok.
No.853622
how dare you forget leap day
No.853623
>>853621
how did you celebrate it
No.853624
>>853620
A deck that forces players to discard a lot.
Winning by decking them.
No.853625
>>853622
Let daddy see you in the sweater again.
>>853623
I didn't.
No.853626
>>853614
smacked into into the corner of my desk while a little bit not sober
No.853627
>>853624
oh is that the pokemon shit
>>853625
fuck off
No.853628
>>853622
How dare you not leap on my cock for leap day!
No.853629
>>853627
Magic as well.
Though I can't make an Eldrazi deck because fuck costs.
No.853631
>>853626
did you see a doctor yet?
No.853632
No.853633
>>853628
put your name on
>>853629
mmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk
No.853635
>>853625
but it only comes every 4 years
that's like not voting
should I drink a little
No.853636
>>853633
Only if you show me dick.
No.853638
>>853636
why do you have an interest in my dick
No.853639
>>853631
No. I might go tomorrow, but what are they going to tell me to do? Stay off it and tape it? Already doing that
No.853640
>>853638
Why do you have an interest in my name?
No.853641
To be fair it is a nice dick.
No.853642
>>853640
you're more likely to make friends with a name on
No.853643
>>853642
Why do I want friends? Then Squash would know who I am.
No.853644
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>>853639
They're going to put some liquid in your foot and have you wear a boot for a month
No.853645
No.853647
I bet it's Damami.
>>853645
Drinking makes you a fuck up like TP.
No.853648
>>853646
I wish I would've saved more of Ban's "me IRL" images.
No.853649
>>853643
well the alternative reasons for being here is less than stellar
No.853651
>>853648
Nice filename.
Tokai was a pretty cool dude.
No.853652
>>853647
I like TP
and I'm a fuckup already
No.853653
>>853650
You're too easy.
>>853652
You're alright.
No.853654
>>853653
I don't know what more I should be offended at, that people might think I am Damami or that I am easy.
No.853655
>>853653
am I really though
No.853656
it can't be steven because he isn't trying to fuck animal children
No.853657
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No.853659
>>853651
Didn't he defect to /lewds/ anyways?
No.853660
>>853657
you're still hugging me right
No.853661
>>853657
I am much better looking than Damami. Please don't insult me again, babe.
>>853658
So what's it gonna be? Dick for name or na?
No.853663
oh my god whatever shit oil place put that drain plug on can die
No.853664
>>853661
why do you want to see my dick
No.853666
>>853663
What type of vehicle?
>>853664
Don't ask questions.
>>853665
You can go fuck yourself, cunt.
No.853667
So many Furs... I think I'll leave for awhile...
No.853668
>>853667
Can I struggle snuggle you first?
No.853669
>>853659
Did he?
Last time I went I didn't see him there.
No.853670
>>853663
LEARN TO CHANGE YOUR OWN OIL
No.853673
>>853666
2004 acura tl
>>853667
join us
>>853670
I JUST DID??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
No.853674
>>853673
You just said an oil place put the cap on.
No.853675
>>853671
You're right, that was rather harsh. Sorry, Squash. But I need to know who told you, because I am going to need to do horrid things to them.
>>853672
I'm not saying.
>>853673
Why don't you do your own oil?
No.853676
>>853669
I'd use the search function and just check his name but that'd require having to actually read through posts there and that seems like shoving bamboo splinters under my nails.
No.853678
No.853680
>>853674
I BOUGHT THE VEHICLE LAST MONTH
>>853675
i just did
also see above
>>853678
i actually know what it was because the guy told me
i might
No.853681
>>853675
*COUGH* George *COUGH*
No.853682
>>853668
I'm scared
>>853673
What's in it for me?
No.853683
>>853680
I DIDNT KNOW THAT
No.853685
>>853677
Wait. You even lurk that board?
No.853686
>>853682
i'll be your friend
>>853683
get good
No.853687
>>853686
?????
LEARN TO COMMUNICATE????????????????
No.853688
>>853687
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.853689
>>853686
Why would you friendzone me so fast?
No.853690
No.853691
>>853680
Fair enough. I went through similar hassles on my bike. I broke off 12 wrenches trying to get some bolts on my rotors loose.
>>853681
Thank you, love.
>>853682
Of what, brightness?
>>853684
No.
No.853692
>>853685
I had a look at it a while ago when they were telling sci they don't like him and remember seeing him posting there.
No.853694
>>853689
friend is step 1
>>853690
gross
>>853691
holy shit
No.853695
>>853692
That is also what they're doing right now.
It's what always happens when he's there.
No.853696
>>853689
because no one will love you like I do.
No.853697
>>853692
Your poor eyes. I hope it wasn't too traumatizing.
No.853698
>>853693
Traitor.
>>853694
It is amazing what 30 years and locktight will do.
No.853699
>>853662
don't stop
it's been a while
No.853700
hey gridsies
>>853698
how did you end up getting them off?
No.853701
>>853691
Well, yeah... And I'm afraid you might really hurt me...
>>853694
No one escapes the friendzone....
>>853696
Why do you love me....
No.853702
>>853680
luke your new avatar is very cute
No.853704
>>853698
im not aligned with anyone
No.853705
>>853701
because you are the best, and we are completely compatible, and you're actually really sweet even though you try to seem mean or distraught when it comes to my love.
No.853707
>>853690
I'm already luke's mom
No.853708
>>853701
thats not true
>>853702
its just grapes folder
it will be nick wilde when the dvd comes out FUCK YOU SQUASH
No.853709
>>853700
Cut the rotor off, finally relieved enough pressure I was able to get it out.
>>853701
Do I seem like a violent person, love?
>>853704
You gave me your word.
No.853710
>>853705
Are you saying I'm a poser?
No.853711
>>853709
i thought that meant publically
No.853712
>>853708
Have you escaped before?
>>853709
Yes actually
No.853714
>>853708
I miss grape
he was cute
I should say hi to him on skype and tell him I believe in him
No.853716
>>853711
Ok, clarification. I don't want you telling anybody anything about me, including whether or not I am posting. It defeats the purpose of me asking you not to tell anybody, if you tell somebody privately.
>>853712
Oh dear. Well I swear I am not.
No.853718
>>853709
o_o
>>853712
ive never been in it
>>853714
i still talk to him a lot
you should
>>853717
nice
No.853719
>>853710
no, I'm just saying that you are super cute tsundere, *licks the blood off your cheek*
No.853720
>>853716
Can I trust you? I'm vulnerable and I can be easily hurt emotionally
No.853721
>>853718
Won't you give me a chance then?
>>853719
Lewd.. and I'm Yangire
You don't mind my compulsive lying?
No.853722
>>853718
I never know what to say to anyone
No.853724
>>853718
It wasn't fun. But at least I was planning on getting new rotors anyway. The metal ring is the rotor by the by, in case you don't know.
>>853720
I suppose you could trust me as much or as little as you could anybody on the internet. You would have to risk it. All I could say is you would be alright.
No.853726
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>>853721
If I minded your lying I wouldn't be so in love with you.
No.853727
>>853725
Great. I'm gonna go now.
No.853730
>>853724
I just don't know if I open my heart to someone else again... bye for now
>>853726
Don't worry, I only lie about the super important things
Also bye <3
No.853731
Bye Blood-chan, I'll miss you.
No.853732
>>853730
talk to you again when you're back on in like 10 minutes.
No.853734
Murder, Lenko's calling you a girl.
You gonna take that?
No.853735
>>853734
I am a girl. A cute one at that! Hasn't blood chan told you? I sent her pictures the other day
No.853736
>>853735
You are forgetting we've talked.
No.853737
I'm acting under the assumption this is some kind of ploy and not Murder transitioning, because that would be so out of character I'd literally have to stop posting for the day and do something else.
No.853741
>>853736
I lie so much that you have no idea what is even close to true about me.
No.853744
>>853741
I mean that I've heard your voice.
No.853745
>>853742
Don't post my picture.
No.853746
Pretty sure the only guys here are all gay too. Test, Lenko, Tsuchi, Colbs, and Soto should just get their gay orgy over with already
No.853747
>>853744
I mean, you heard how high it was. That was simply me trying to lower it.
No.853748
im looking for a daddy who can give me cummies
No.853749
>>853745
You can't stop me.
No.853750
No.853751
>>853746
I'm hurt.
>>853747
I see the light.
What is the object of this?
No.853752
>>853748
This guy is doxing me please help. >>853749
No.853754
>>853752
You can't just blank link me.
No.853757
>>853755
I pwomised to wake up after 2 hour nap butit turned into 11
No.853758
>>853751
I was just kinda rolling with Lenko's autism here. Didn't think it would even get this far
No.853759
>>853754
You're gonna be banned soon anyways.
>>853756
Ban him
No.853762
No.853765
>>853758
I swear to God Lenko did an uninterrupted rant just describing his workout routine for 10-15 minutes last night. In a tinychat.
No.853766
>>853765
Was it more time than he actually spends doing the workout?
No.853767
>>853765
He seems pretty lonely right now. Like Aaron tier of attention seeking this past week. I am a bit worried for him honestly
No.853768
>>853763
I keep falling asleep all the tim
No.853769
>>853768
Somebody should reverse this webm. That would give me a laugh.
>>853767
I wouldn't know much about all that.
No.853771
>>853768
Why is she eating a rat? This is gross.
No.853772
Well, that was a fun game as Janna.
No.853773
No.853776
No.853777
>>853768
I posted this a few days ago
here's the better version
No.853778
>>853777
oooook that is even spoopier
No.853779
>>853777
Not gonna lie, that is kinda hot
No.853782
>>853721
sure
>>853724
fair enough then
No.853786
>>853785
It makes le beep bloop music
No.853787
>>853784
ay ay ay cookie what are ya up to toonight?
No.853789
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>>853777
everything aside, she has perfect teeth
No.853790
>>853789
not after eating a gross bloody mouse she doesnt!
No.853792
Grim should rename that to Twitch feeding Ahri
No.853793
>>853792
i've got something to feed Ahri
No.853794
No.853796
>>853790
she swallowed the mice whole..
impressive throat
No.853798
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>>853787
Watching youtube and waiting to be paid so I can get undertail. I want that game so bad..
No.853800
>>853799
Slightly to the right.
No.853801
I put the microwave oven to 1:35 if you know what I mean
No.853802
>>853798
You haven't played it?
Oh dear lord, did you watch some YouTube playthrough of it?
No.853803
>>853801
No.
I really don't.
No.853805
>>853799
well, and yourself?
>>853802
no, I wanted too, but I'm going to buy it as soon as i get paid.
No.853806
>>853800
never gets old!
>>853805
darn good tonight thanks for askin, anything fun going on?
No.853807
>>853805
Try not to get too many spoilers, the game really needs to surprise you to have the right effect.
>>853804
Hello.
No.853808
-curls up on the cot in the broom closet, feeling chilly under the blanket-
No.853810
>>853806
Just like your adorable, bright red face
No.853812
>>853810
cruel and unusual punishment the moment i arrive! ill have you know its only a little red right now
No.853813
>>853811
nothing, I just wanted to say hi
No.853814
>>853806
i'm gonna draw on my comp soon, thinking of frisk maybe.
>>853807
;-; i want it so bad..
No.853815
>>853812
Well you'll get a break tonight. I should be off to bed. I just wanted to say hi.
Don't stay up so late this time, brightness!
No.853816
-sets up an old NES in the broom closet and puts in Mega Man 3, wants to see the kitties!-
No.853817
>>853813
Got anything going on this weekend?
No.853818
>>853814
>Frisk
You've been really spoiled. I didn't even know who Frisk was until after 10 hours of gameplay.
No.853819
>>853816
>>853808
*padlocks the broom closet door and then sets the house on fire*
No.853820
>>853814
thats awesome you should post it when you aree done!
>>853815
ill try not to bae, have a good sleep and bunches of pg sweet dreams! <3
No.853821
>>853819
At least he died playing Mega Man. We should all be so lucky.
Rest in peace.
No.853823
>>853816
great taste in old games yo
No.853824
>>853819
:< -stands in front of the door, holding the little NES control...wants to come out and not die- :<
>>853823
-plays Mega Man with you- \^_^/
No.853830
>>853825
I don't actually play or like ahri.
No.853831
>>853825
in every hole
>>853824
<3 we will beat that game like bosses!
No.853832
>>853824
*downs the phone lines so no one can call the fire department*
No.853834
>>853831
\^_^/ -sits beside you and watches you play-
>>853832
-luckily installed an FM-200 C02 system and the thread is extinguished safely without damaging all the pretty things-
No.853836
>>853834
*secretly replaced the CO2 with Phosphine thus releasing toxic gas into the thread killing everyone*
No.853840
>>853817
Catching up on sleep. How about you, love? Also Grim deleted me and now i'm sad :/
No.853841
>>853829
horrid champ
>>853831
see above
>>853839
shitty snaggletooth
No.853842
>>853838
Icannot believe I watched all of that one
No.853843
i'm so fricken hungry... i feel like africa
No.853844
>>853836
-opens the windows in the broom closet and lives- >.<
No.853846
>>853840
I am currently watching "Parts Unknown" with Anthony Bourdain.
I'm probably not going to help you with Grim.
>>853843
Eat?
No.853847
>>853833
wait does that game actually look that good?
>>853834
what other games on the nes does the cutie like?
>>853837
hows it hangin baebae?
>>853841
dont play the game just going off good looks, why is she horrid?
No.853848
vinesauce has the dankest mems
No.853850
No.853851
>>853846
Is it any good? sounds boring...
And i'm cooking now x.x
I haven't eaten in at least 36hrs x.x
No.853852
>>853847
She sucks cum from people to become human
No.853854
>>853844
*laughs as the window was wired with explosives that detonate when it's opened*
No.853856