No.860665
Look i made a new thread!
No.860668
>>860667
Whoa you even put mmew on there.
No.860669
>>860653
Seems like the main factors to consider to figure out whether or not to invest in a person would be a.) how much will they be posting and b.) how talkative will they be feeling towards people in general
>>860654
I guess; I don't think that would really have any bearing on whether or not an individual should think a poster is good though
It's ultimately up to individual taste
No.860670
I'm fine
I don't need to talk to anybody, shit
If anything they should want to talk to me
No.860672
>>860657
I don't see why people would get overly offended.
I was talking about a system as described in the block of text from my last post. I think it'll be fine.
>>860660
Well I saw it as a way for people to single others out and poke at them, but that's just my opinion.
>>860655
What can I work on?
>>860662
How can a poster gain value on a daily basis?
No.860673
>>860669
-invests 3 and a half Bards in Erio and opens a news paper to the financial section, reading with oversized glasses-
No.860674
and I already have the fundamental part of the script ready in trending poster thing, it just needs a tweak, and bank integration
for which i have a SecurePay API already made to make integrating stuff with the bank super duper easy :D
it's a public API btw, the documentation is on pastebin if you wanna develop bank shit.
https://pastebin.com/56JfFCPQ
>>860669
you could do high-volume trading, investing in poster while they are at work or asleep, and selling when they've been back for a couple of hours
it could be lucrative
No.860675
>>860672
Depending on the maker of the list sure
depends on what the topic of the list is
No.860676
>>860671
He and I used to be really close.
No.860677
Good bye, thread
>>860639
What did you expect, faggot?
>>860640
Don't call me a bitch...
>>860642
-hug tight- it's okay bye now~
>>860644
Not at all lol
It's very intense -kisses- bai~
~~~
bye
No.860679
>>860677
i will surpass you
No.860680
>>860672
well actually
think of it like you've perfected niceposting
but manaka is like
next level...
it's intimidating almost!
>>860676
oh is that so?
he's a really nice guy
too worrisome tho
>>860677
stop being a bitch and i won't
farewell
No.860681
>>860673
Bad call I think
I've been posting a lot today so I'll probably get tired of it for a while
>>860674
Only problem is that no one seems to care about the animus money anymore lol
>>860677
-intensely kisses-
No.860683
>>860681
-Believes in long term holdings and gives you tea- :<
No.860684
>>860681
that's not a problem, just means nobody will use it c:
will still be fun for me to play with
No.860685
>>860680
I dated him for 3 years. He just has these periods where he doesn't talk to a lot of people, so he doesn't like adding new ones.
No.860686
>>860684
what a gargantuan waste of time lol
>>860685
oh geez!
yeah he was very hesitant to add me
No.860687
>>860672
Because best poster and worst poster is just said as a joke (in most cases). Any attempt to actually measure it will be drama and blah.
No.860688
>>860686
it will take an hour or two, and i have nothing else to do.
it is not a waste of time; it is a use of time.
No.860689
>>860669
Well yes, but that's why we try to find 5-6 posters that we can trust to vote as objectively as they can on the specific attributes we give to them. Of course they can't vote on themselves either.
Hopefully that will give enough varied opinion to ensure a more fair list as opposed by "this is what I think because these people are friendly to me".
>>860675
But that's the problem. Too many lists where done by one person, and it felt unfair because it was done by one person and just their individual opinions. I only appeared on a list or two, I scored fairly well on them, but I felt like it doesn't actually reflect my standing as a poster but more of that persons individual thoughts on me.
>>860680
I'll have to observe manaka then. lol
>>860687
It's not "best poster worse poster", but how close are you to the ideal?
No.860690
funny, i don't actually remember writing any of the trending poster code, and it is rather complex.
benzos man.
fucking benzos.
No.860691
>>860689
I must have misunderstood what you were going for. You're looking for most contribution or?
No.860692
>>860689
I havent seen too many made by the same person to be honest
But you usually have to be in the thread at the time or like
well known in the community i guess
it's pretty hard to get on them
Or those things with the avatars and the names
No.860693
File: 1457448911737.jpg (334.39 KB, 1000x984, 125:123, ▽ The mind is its own plac….jpg)
>>860683
Yeah I guess you'd just have to wait 1-3 days probably
>>860684
I'd think a lot of people would have to use it for it to work well even
For selling stocks to work someone has to want to buy it, don't they? Or would they just be selling it to the bank
>>860689
Not sure why anyone would care about the opinions of those 5-6 people other than as a novelty or joke meme
People wouldn't even be able to collectively agree on what attributes to use in the first place
Just remind people that "best/worst poster" things are subjective if you see them being dumbasses about it and leave it at that
No.860694
fucking drugged code writing
i have no idea how this works
but it does
$conn = mysqli_connect($db['host'],$db['user'],$db['pass'],$db['name']);
if(mysqli_connect_errno()){ echo "Failed to connect to MySQL: " . mysqli_connect_error(); }
//get current
$posts = mysqli_query($conn,"SELECT * FROM posts ORDER BY time DESC LIMIT 1000");
$postnames = array();
while($row = mysqli_fetch_array($posts)){
$postnames[$row['no']] = array();
if($row['name']){
$postnames[$row['no']]['name'] = $row['name'];
}
if($row['trip']){
$postnames[$row['no']]['trip'] = $row['trip'];
}
}
$quotes = array();
$ids = array();
$posts = mysqli_query($conn,"SELECT * FROM posts ORDER BY time DESC LIMIT 1000");
while($row = mysqli_fetch_array($posts)){
preg_match('/\>\;\>\;[0-9]+/', $row['com'], $matches);
foreach($matches as $match){
$num = explode('>>',$match)[1];
$name = $postnames[$num]['name'];
$trip = $postnames[$num]['trip'];
if(!$ids[$name.$trip]){
$ids[$name.$trip] = 0;
}
$ids[$name.$trip]++;
if(!$quotes[$name.$trip]){
$quotes[$name.$trip] = array();
}
$quotes[$name.$trip]['num'] = $ids[$name.$trip];
$quotes[$name.$trip]['name'] = $name;
$quotes[$name.$trip]['trip'] = $trip;
}
}
arsort($ids);
//get offset
$postsb = mysqli_query($conn,"SELECT * FROM posts ORDER BY time DESC LIMIT 1000 OFFSET 100");
$postnamesb = array();
while($row = mysqli_fetch_array($postsb)){
$postnamesb[$row['no']] = array();
if($row['name']){
$postnamesb[$row['no']]['name'] = $row['name'];
}
if($row['trip']){
$postnamesb[$row['no']]['trip'] = $row['trip'];
}
}
$quotesb = array();
$idsb = array();
$postsb = mysqli_query($conn,"SELECT * FROM posts ORDER BY time DESC LIMIT 1000 OFFSET 100");
while($row = mysqli_fetch_array($postsb)){
preg_match('/\>\;\>\;[0-9]+/', $row['com'], $matchesb);
foreach($matchesb as $matchb){
$numb = explode('>>',$matchb)[1];
$nameb = $postnamesb[$numb]['name'];
$tripb = $postnamesb[$numb]['trip'];
if(!$idsb[$nameb.$tripb]){
$idsb[$nameb.$tripb] = 0;
}
$idsb[$nameb.$tripb]++;
if(!$quotesb[$nameb.$tripb]){
$quotesb[$nameb.$tripb] = array();
}
$quotesb[$nameb.$tripb]['num'] = $idsb[$nameb.$tripb];
$quotesb[$nameb.$tripb]['name'] = $nameb;
$quotesb[$nameb.$tripb]['trip'] = $tripb;
}
}
arsort($idsb);
//report
$display = 6;
$displayed = 0;
$trending = array();
foreach($ids as $id => $c){
if($displayed < $display){
$displayed++;
$trending[$displayed] = array();
if($quotes[$id]['name'] != null){ $trending[$displayed]['name'] = $quotes[$id]['name']; }
if($quotes[$id]['trip'] != null){ $trending[$displayed]['trip'] = $quotes[$id]['trip']; }
if($quotesb[$id]){
if($quotesb[$id]['num'] > $quotes[$id]['num']){
$trending[$displayed]['pos'] = '<span style="color:red;">↓' . (intval($quotesb[$id]['num']) - intval($quotes[$id]['num'])) . '</span>';
}elseif($quotes[$id]['num'] > $quotesb[$id]['num']){
$trending[$displayed]['pos'] = '<span style="color:green;">↑' . (intval($quotes[$id]['num']) - intval($quotesb[$id]['num'])) . '</span>';
}else{
$trending[$displayed]['pos'] = '~';
}
}else{
$trending[$displayed]['pos'] = '~';
}
$trending[$displayed]['score'] = $quotes[$id]['num'];
}
}
print json_encode($trending);
mysqli_close($conn);
No.860695
>>860690
Last summer I got a script of like 30 klonopin and lost 3 days
When I came out of it I was out of 40 dollars of mine, out of my klonopin, and was on the other side of town stealing room garages and cars
I stole like 30 dollars, some weed, an L.E.D flashlight, some prescription sunglasses and a nifty jacket
turns out during that time I had got sent home froom work for being too fucked up
I got my jr high now highschool friends really fucked up and spent like 4 hours hanging out with there dealer who i dont even know cause i was trying to get myweed on
what are you taking
No.860696
>>860693
-dreams of reinvesting his Erios and retiring to Norway to raise Snew Llamas-
No.860697
nobody cares what your scripts look like!
No.860700
File: 1457449284965.jpg (58.75 KB, 540x399, 180:133, tumblr_o30ccajjqa1ubg1ayo1….jpg)
No.860701
>>860695
that code was written during an 18mg diclazepam binge
and diclazepam has like 10x the potency of diazepam
and has two active metabolites, where diazepam has none, which are respectively 10x and 12x more potent than diazepam
basically i ate 9 pills and lost about a week and half
apparently there was an incident in the kitchen where i fell over holding a full freshly boiled kettle and nearly burn scarred my face up for life
i do not remember this at all
and i do not remember writing a single line of that code
i just had a vague recollection that i did something like that
>>860697
the point is, when i wrote that, i was too heavily drugged to remember it at all, and no i have no idea how it works, but it does, perfectly.
i think that is rather neat
No.860702
No.860703
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>>860691
Exactly. We have different attributes that each poster is rated on a numerical scale individually by each of the judges.
For example, let's say that we can 5 judges rating 5 different attributes (Contributions, Friendly Personality, Trustworthiness, Frequency, and their ability on being a Conversationalist).
That should give a varied enough reading to show a fair interpretation of the posters on the thread after everything is averaged out.
>>860693
Eh, I guess it's just something I spent too much time thinking about. It won't ever happen, so it just makes for good conversation if nothing else.
No.860704
>>860701
God damn
i like to think I get high as fuck
I've done like hallucinos and some weird synthetic manamde shit but
Damn dude those benzos are something else
I couldn't even imagine being that out ofi t
No.860705
>>860692
Very opinionated nonetheless.
How are you bard?
No.860706
>>860704
the minimum time they seem to last is 48 hours, if you take 1mg.
they are hella powerful, and the more you take, doesn't matter if it's at the same time, it just lasts longer and longer and longer
take 100mg and you will be completely fucked for an entire month i'd imagine, lol
No.860707
>>860705
I am
not sure
I really want a fucking smoke ya know
should probably be sleeping but I might just finish up this pot and stay up a few more hours
Tomorrow I finally have a day off so that is great
The fella I am trading my guitar to for a new one finally got ahold of it!
m-may i share apicture of the guitar I am getting? .///.
How are you doing today dear smiles?
No.860708
>>860703
How would the person at the bottom feel, though?
No.860709
most i ever took was 22mg, and i slept for 4 days, and was drunk for the next 2 weeks
i was not allowed to take them in that house after that
being so completely out of action caused some problems
No.860710
>>860706
Damn dude
or like
Dead lol
I am not sure how folks can take so many of those benzos I black tf out real quick
how far in can you get before you arent there anymore
No.860711
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>>860702
I just realized it seems like something you'd like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmhTV3zSsbE
>>860703
Yeah people pretty much know not to take the opinion lists seriously these days anyway
Calling someone the "best poster" isn't really much different from saying a certain flavor of ice cream is the best flavor, and people seem generally aware of that
No.860712
Chocolate chip cookie dough is the best
I will fucking fight to the death anyone who says otherwise
No.860713
File: 1457449824893.jpg (146.61 KB, 850x706, 425:353, ▽ [lets out a high-pitched….jpg)
Btw Sonata it's in English now and in normal app stores
That's an old video
No.860714
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>>860712
It's my favorite too actually
No.860715
>>860710
idk, i feel mostly fine at the time, just looking back, there is either no memory, or the memory of falling over loads
like, benzos have that thing, where you have delusions of sobriety, you think you're fine, but really, you're a spongled mess
i can usually stay awake on them perfectly fine, and sleep my regular amounts and wake up again even, but pushing it wayy too far will put me to sleep for a few days at a time before i can wake up and start being a spongled mess again
No.860716
>>860714
I got some love for you too
idk if its deep down like in the subcockles
maybe in the liver
No.860717
>>860711
-"blech"s at Kotaku and hides from the cell phone game-
No.860718
>>860715
damn dude i wanna get my party on with you
thats the best way to get krump
No.860720
>>860716
It's funny how agreeing with you on ice cream is what prompted you to say that
>>860717
Lmao
Classic Sonata
No.860721
right now i take pyrazolam, which is different, it's a sneaky cunt
it's a triazolo benzo, so it's not sedating
you don't even know you've taken anything while you're sitting down, it only becomes apparent when you stand up, and can't make it more than a few feet without falling
but you're still like, cognitively sober, people told me i slur my words, but they are all perfectly normal logical words being slurred
>>860718
na, you don't, i have no idea why i'm doing shit with benzos atm, they a junkie tier drug
i'm enjoying it too much for my own good
No.860722
>>860720
Little things like that remind me that no matter how detached you seem or how ironic you act or whatever personal biases that cloud my view of you all that aside you're a person just like me
No.860724
please tell me Soundcloud has a listening history and i just couldnt find it
No.860726
>>860721
a victim of the medical field man
It's readily available to you I couldn't blame you for abusing it
No.860727
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What the heck?
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a handful of these things moving around on your walls.
No.860729
File: 1457450216347.jpg (1.12 MB, 1000x735, 200:147, ▽ I am God, and all other ….jpg)
>>860722
Yeah if I was like MGD I'd like robot ice cream or something
No.860730
>>860707
I would love to see an image of the guitar you're getting!
I'm doing fine, nothing is happening, so I'm making bad decisions and posting.
>>860708
Honestly it just means that they aren't the closest to the "ideal".
If going by the criteria I put out, I damned myself. My "Frequency" alone would damn me, and plenty of people would call into question whatever "contributions" I've done in the thread and my "friendly personality". If we're using actual non-biased judges they're sure to reflect that.
I wouldn't expect to be any higher than dirt after scoring multiple 1's, 2's, or 3's out of 10. Plenty of people would say I'm a good poster though, and I can take solace in that. This would simply be to determine where you are to some poster ideal - Poster Christ if you will - and not something for you to say best or worst poster. We all have those things we are strong and weak on, and I think this list to just to help point that out, nothing more.
>>860711
Mint Chocolate Chip :3
No.860731
>>860724
soundcloud has a listening history and you just couldnt find it
>>860727
are they like those roombas or whatever...
but for walls and ceilings..?
No.860732
>>860729
MGD wouldn't like ice cream
He'd be like
a-actually I p-prefer popsicles
No.860733
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>>860730
I mean, I think it's an interesting idea but like- I feel like it will stir up a lot of stuff again if it's not done by someone everyone is agreeable with.
I gotta go to sleep, nighty night everyone.
No.860734
>>860731
I do not know what they're for, I only know that they're absolutely horrifying.
No.860735
>>860725
ahhh.. i'm so relieved..
now tell me where can i find this miracle? where can i check my listening history? where is it, sci?
No.860736
>>860726
pyrazolam and diclazepam are research grade, lol, i buy them, i don't even have a script for benzos
they are cheap as fuck, pennies
by fucking around with the right discount codes and reward points i managed to get 30 diclazepam 2mg for i think 24p + £1.99 shipping
No.860737
>>860734
it would be funny to leave it in someone's house tho
>>860735
actually i don't know if that's true...
No.860739
>>860730
aaaaaaaaah thank you smiles you're the absolute bestest
Also theres alot worsse than posting thats for sure :p
Maybe not the best decision though
heres the front .//.
No.860741
>>860736
you could be straight hustlin if you wanted
No.860743
>>860739
Thats a very nice guitar.
No.860744
>>860743
well thank ya kindly
last one i promise
the back and sides always make me drool a bit
No.860746
>>860739
Not the bestest, just friendly.
What's the symbol on the top?
No.860747
>>860744
Oh, thats pretty neat.
No.860748
>>860737
>>860742
come on sci.. tell me, i know you know something about this..
No.860749
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>>860741
lol, sorry, 25p + 99p shipping
No.860750
>>860727
I want one for nefarious purposes
>>860730
Mint chocolate chip is pretty good~
I kind of want ice cream now
>>860732
Popsicles can double as a cold dildo so
>>860740
Hi bby sorry I missed your post last night or whenever that was idk time anymore
Not sure if you saw that I ended up seeing it like five minutes later before you left
How're you? :3
No.860751
>>860746
That is the brand marking
It was crafted by a Mr, Kazuo Yairi, master luthier of Yairi guitars, the fellows partenered with Alvarez
they make the higher end alvarez's
No.860752
>>860748
i mean i googled it and saw a blog post about it being added or something, but i don't ever use soundcloud so i have no idea..
No.860753
>>860745
I've drank like 4 water bottles already.
>>860750
I don't remember.
I'm surviving, you?
No.860754
>>860750
you would know something about cold going into your orifices
No.860755
-plops down on the carpet and sighs before waving goodbye-
No.860757
>>860755
-waves back- make sure to wipe your shoes when you come back in
No.860758
>>860750
Get some then.
Preferably Mint Chocolate Chip so you can share with me.
>>860751
Sounds stupid expensive.
How much is this costing you?
No.860759
>>860752
they were adding previous track played, i think, but it's just for one session
No.860760
>>860758
Quite a bit
I traded my Larrivee D-03R for it and my 1992 Fender Jazz Bass
Running just about 2k i'd suppose but I onlyhad to pay to ship out my instruments
No.860761
>>860759
in that case i have absolutely no idea....
No.860762
>>860753
I'm on break; just been being lazy
What brings you here on a week day? ^^
>>860754
The ice cube thing was something a few people were doing back then
Obvs I had to see what it was like
>>860755
NEKO ATSUME IS AN AMAZING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>860758
Mint chocolate chip is the only kind you eat? :3
No.860763
>>860761
i was listening to a really good music, half asleep, then in the morning i couldnt find what was the title ;_;
No.860764
>>860762
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHO ELSE WAS DOINGIT
No.860765
>>860763
why dont you check your browser history
No.860766
>>860760
>2k
You better love that instrument. That's a lot for an instrument.
>>860762
Not the only one, but one of my favorites. I'm been craving a ton lately.
No.860767
No.860768
>>860765
thats not how it works
thats not how any of this works
No.860769
>>860765
i was playing it on soundcloud phone app
No.860772
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>>860756
I don't know. I'm thirsty I guess.
>>860762
Loneliness, I suppose.
No.860773
>>860766
my Guitar is the biggest ppart of my life
when I'm not working I am playing
even when I am posting!
even when i go to hang out with my friends!
I suppose the only time I am not playing is when I use the restroom oor am sleeping :p
I am hopeful that one day I can have enough to afford a martin D-28 or gibson hummingbird :p
What is your passion in life then? Do you have anything like that?
No.860774
>>860767
do you want breakfast, bath, or mine
No.860775
>>860767
well good morning too ya
No.860776
>>860771
i probably wont ever find that music again..
No.860777
>>860771
I know you got worried for a second
No.860781
No.860782
No.860783
>>860776
retrace your steps! ?
start from where you started yesterday and try to go through the same way you did..?
>>860777
i was! glad you could make it
No.860784
No.860785
>>860772
that's a lot of water tho
are you okay?
No.860786
>>860767
Are you going to work soon?
No.860787
>>860781
that's not an option!
>>860783
well.. i was playing a song from KYGO maybe i could start from that
No.860788
File: 1457451527885.jpg (433.83 KB, 638x800, 319:400, ▽ In the deepest forest. I….jpg)
>>860764
Amy and Nymph; I actually got Nymph to do it by bribing him with mod power in a Skype chat
I feel like there was a couple more but idr
You should try it and see what you're missing
>>860766
You should get some then ^^
It's also Shamrock Shake season so that's an actual reason to go to McDonald's
>>860772
Poor bby
Any classes today? :3
No.860789
>>860784
what are you doing with your day today>?
No.860790
>>860767
Like morning wood, or awake?
No.860791
>>860788
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
DAMN
IT JUST
GETS
BETTER
No.860792
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>>860785
I'll live.
>>860788
9:00 - 3:30
No.860793
>>860786
In like 3 hours
>>860787
Well it's still the one I want the most
>>860789
I still haven't got out of bed
No.860794
No.860795
>>860787
yes perfect!
>>860793
i mean what are you planning to do with your day> ? ^^
No.860796
>>860795
Work and videogames
No.860798
>>860797
Normally just random radio songs
No.860801
>>860798
w-what did you just say
No.860802
File: 1457451903704.jpg (251.42 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, ▽ 'Night is also a sun', a….jpg)
>>860791
Try the meme
>>860792
Oh right you're in a different time zone; I'd sleep til the last minute if I were you :3
What classes?
No.860803
>>860802
contrary to popular beleif I actually don't like things being shoved up my ass
My time in the hospital put the fear of god into my sphincter
No.860804
File: 1457451977408.jpg (87.75 KB, 600x851, 600:851, 317A7D19231E593C883CB19F7E….jpg)
>>860799
Mhm.
>>860802
It's nearly 11am.
I'm already in class.
No.860805
No.860806
>>860800
My body is made of anti fun
>>860801
Sometimes I listen to the radio
No.860807
>>860798
omg U PLEN
also talking to you about work reminded me about you living in california which reminded me of california which reminded me that the cold fucking sucks and i should live in california
No.860808
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>>860803
What did you do to your butt that sent you there
>>860804
For some reason I feel like you used to live in a different time zone
But I don't know about Canada lmao
You get lonely in the middle of class?
No.860809
wait ban are you from california or did you move there
i imagine the former since your dad surfs
No.860810
File: 1457452102730.png (1.07 MB, 1024x614, 512:307, 1064c5b67d4c2b0f24ffb7ae55….png)
>>860793
If you save someones life today, point to the sky and say loudly "This one's for you dad!".
No.860811
>>860807
Well it's warm here but everything costs more
No.860812
WHY ARE SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE DOING ENEMAS AND HAVING THERE WIVES GIVE THEM ENEMAS
WHY THE FUCK ARE ENEMAS SO POPULAR
No.860813
>>860808
I ingested Magnets
at one point I had to get some suppositories either before or after surgery
No.860814
Food time byebye
>>860813
I guess you learned the hard way that eating magnets doesn't give you Magneto powers
No.860815
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No.860816
>>860809
Moved to it
>>860810
I'll just scream mordin
No.860817
>>860812
No one likes poop dick
No.860818
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No.860819
>>860811
how much stuff does a person even have to buy though?
like for me personally i buy very little
so totally worth
>>860816
oh damn
where you from?
>>860814
lates my dude
No.860820
File: 1457452304835.png (1.07 MB, 1024x614, 512:307, 1064c5b67d4c2b0f24ffb7ae55….png)
>>860816
Am I the antagonist?
No.860821
>>860819
Texas
>>860820
You probably killed the guy
No.860822
Old image stuck for the second post too.
>>860821
It was my stand.
No.860823
>>860821
why'd you move to cali?
also what are the lolicon laws there?
No.860824
there are seven pages of this
that thread is seven pages long
No.860825
owning and streaming child porn should be legal
thoughts
No.860826
>>860822
I knew this was the work of an enemy stand
No.860827
>>860808
I've always been eastern.
Yes, I don't really like anybody.
No.860828
>>860814
I used to have really bad anxiety that chewing on things helped
This was like
Right when I started posting in the threads
i remember I rented that game mafia 2
I was posting on the 4chan and chewing on some of those magnetix toys and i just chewed them apart and ate them over the course of a few hours
like 3 hours later had a stomacache but i thought it was cause i ate too many cookies
i had some cookies and i had a glass of what i thought was rotten milk got a ew sips in and i was like
something is wrong here
ended up waiting like 5 days and i was puking up blood and passing out before i got to the hospital
they shot me up with some dilatin straight into the veins
crazy experience
they thought it was appendicitis and would have treated me for that but the surgoeon was out that day
went up to the university of iowa
got help in stasis for like a day or two then movred to pediatrics
Took like a week for them to find out what it was
then like another 2 days to prep for surgery
I'm just glad I'm not fucking dead of pperforated bowels or whatever
the recoverry was hell
No.860829
File: 1457452512092.jpg (42.95 KB, 1000x757, 1000:757, f559ceafa8a61966a5a9e3895d….jpg)
>>860826
Im one of those stand users that beat at least one of the gang.
No.860830
No.860831
>>860804
Day been going well so far?
No.860832
>>860828
why would you write so much for someone who just left
No.860833
>>860823
I have no idea
>>860829
You couldn't beat anyone from the gang >>860830
I'm on it boss
No.860834
No.860835
>>860833
I'll kill all of them like in part 6.
No.860836
>>860833
i guess you were just drawn to it like it has a mystical aura
No.860838
No.860839
>>860837
hey not jeradhi whats up
No.860840
No.860842
No.860843
>>860840
eternal summer is amazing
too bad about tectonic plates
No.860844
>>860832
I need outer validation for things that happen in my life or I don't feel adequate as a person experiencing life
No.860845
File: 1457453226173.jpg (319.66 KB, 888x1242, 148:207, e6c7420e817a81ba177410708a….jpg)
>>860838
I will transcend.
No.860846
>>860844
nobody's life means shit tho
if you want validation you have to produce
No.860848
>>860847
yes, but when i say produce, i dont really just mean "make stuff"
you have to provide a result that people want
No.860849
>>860845
No you can't do that
No.860851
>>860831
Ehh, not really.
I dunno.
No.860852
>>860848
I don't really think anybody wants Bard
this is why i require validation
No.860854
>>860851
too thirsty today?
nice pic
No.860855
>>860852
well first of all people do
but if you dont feel validated then that means you have to brainstorm
primary question
what kind of result does your market want?
No.860856
File: 1457453637554.png (250.6 KB, 600x847, 600:847, ACCA9C43B71C0881E96B0F4671….png)
>>860854
I was supposed to stop being such a needy baka today but I'm failing hard.
No.860857
>>860855
wish I could tell you
maybe dogs
furries are pretty popular nowadays
Maybe if i was a dog things would be better
No.860858
No.860859
No.860860
>>860857
next step
how do you produce this result?
No.860863
>>860860
Maybe kill myself
reincarnation is all the rage nowadays
No.860865
>>860864
Tell me there, or tell me here.
No.860866
File: 1457453874790.jpg (93.22 KB, 600x676, 150:169, 3BC4F500A3630EF874B9287A6A….jpg)
>>860861
I got lonely so now I'm here.
No.860868
No.860869
>>860863
finally
produce the result
go through that process and you'll get validated
otherwise nobody will care about you
No.860870
>>860866
>>860866
I dunno if this is the best place to sate that feel
No.860871
>>860869
Been that way for 3 years now I am sure I can keep on with it
No.860872
File: 1457454004739.jpg (61.52 KB, 470x663, 470:663, F0B32A8B7107ECEC6816281129….jpg)
>>860870
Keeps things off my mind, at least.
No.860874
>>860872
well I suppose that's good
No.860875
>>860868
Don't push me. I'll do it.
No.860876
>>860875
you're close to the edge, trying not to lose your head uh huh huh huh
No.860877
>>860875
Do it faggot, you wouldn't.
No.860878
File: 1457454365111.jpg (47.64 KB, 500x706, 250:353, ACAAA082AEE999B8A15C1B5631….jpg)
>>860874
I wanna go back to bed.
No.860879
>>860877
「Ｍｙｓｔｅｒｙ Ｂｏｘ」 Is unstoppable. It could be anything, even your stand.
No.860880
>>860878
sweet dreams then emma
No.860881
File: 1457454458786.jpg (302.46 KB, 1824x1026, 16:9, Idkwhybutjojoreferenceinmo….jpg)
>>860879
It might look like my stand but it doesn't have the same skills as my trained stand. '
You will be no match.
No.860882
File: 1457454477201.jpg (68.48 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 4AFEA0275FE038042454D4036E….jpg)
>>860880
I'm at school, I can't go back to bed.
No.860883
>>860882
put your head down then
No.860884
>>860881
It could be anything, it could even be you. Could you really beat yourself?
No.860885
>>860884
You underestimate me, I beat myself all the time.
No.860886
>>860883
But my laptop is in the way.
No.860887
>>860886
guess you don't want it that bad then
No.860889
11more hours on campus. Wee.
No.860894
Sometimes I think about weird things.
Trains are full of emotions.
People leaving everything behind in search for something new and people who are returning home to see the people they left behind. I wonder what the people on the train are thinking about. What are their stories? Are they running away, or are they coming back, or perhaps searching for something new? What is going through their minds, what is it that they're looking to find at the end of the trip? Everyone is going somewhere once they step off the train and out into the real world once more. People going lots of different places, all in the same place. You may not ever see them again, and you might not ever get to know very much about them. But they're all headed somewhere.
We sit here, you and I. What's your destination?
No.860895
>>860891
No I call it winning.
No.860896
>>860894
Im not sure if you pasted this, or if this is your thoughts.
No.860897
File: 1457455537207.png (282.25 KB, 456x700, 114:175, 127af8c74f1dde6d74f7e675d9….png)
>>860896
I just wrote it.
>>860895
You'd be losing too.
No.860898
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No.860900
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No.860902
>>860894
I took 3 trains to return to my home city after a year nearly to the day living away last month.
on the first train, i sat in the corridor with my dog and i cried.
i cried because i was leaving, and because the journey was very frightening for me, and because i wanted so much to make it back to my home city, and i was scared i would mess up and get stuck somewhere.
i cried into my dog's back for about an hour on that train.
you're right. trains are boxes of emotion.
No.860903
>>860899
I pressed lot of small buttons on my keyboard in an attempt to try to empty the contents of my head.
No.860904
File: 1457455676247.jpg (49.04 KB, 500x706, 250:353, AC097A8FF0586FE6FF4A76EDF0….jpg)
No.860905
>>860903
Teach me how, I can never do it right
No.860907
>Fap to a doujin
>Go to the bathroom once I finish but forget to close the doujin
>See the disgusting things I fap to with a clear mind
>Instantly disgusted in myself
every fucking time
No.860908
>>860907
You'r'e fucking nasty
No.860909
>>860908
Yea I really wish I didn't enjoy the things I enjoy some days
No.860911
>>860902
They are. I think people showing emotions is beautiful. Too many people try their very best to hide how they feel. Behind words and pokerfaces.
I also think going far away on trains is scary, you never know if you'll fall asleep and go too far or something. But going home always feels safe to me. Maybe it is because I know exactly where to go and where everything is once I get off the train. There is a sense of security there.
>>860905
Me neither, I just type.
No.860912
>>860910
I wish I had food to cook for lunch. So I am going to the store to turn my dreams into reality. Goodbye bard I'll see you in another life. With chicken
No.860913
File: 1457456136634.jpg (590.58 KB, 1135x2000, 227:400, 47a077ba75b1a90ea1296ed4fd….jpg)
>>860904
how long til class is over?
No.860914
>>860910
Bong rips 4 Jesus
No.860915
>>860914
where have you heard that from?
That is something my friend said a ways back
No.860916
>>860911
the sense of relief when the last train pulled into the station at my city was indescribable
my city is the termination of the line, so i just had to take the train as far as it went
and my god, stepping out, into the place i know and love, just
feelings.
No.860917
>>860915
I'm not actually sure what I got that from.
I'm probably like a trap queen or something.
No.860918
>>860911
I type and type
And then delete it and mash my keyboard like so
wwry1etuj2qrtkjydjwryketslk
No.860919
File: 1457456386353.png (649.74 KB, 600x874, 300:437, 6B34D1F235F96CCB8D5C6DEBDD….png)
>>860913
I just got out for lunch actually, so I'm just sitting in the Timmies for an hour now.
I have classes again from 1-3:30 though.
No.860920
File: 1457456416409.png (276.32 KB, 519x669, 173:223, 86d4d5a8724fd279108975a6d5….png)
>>860839
Nothing much
it was a good nap
No.860921
>>860920
>Lifts your shirt and kisses your tummy
No.860922
File: 1457456497605.jpg (2.72 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 48fe4d81b7a275752060f1dfdf….jpg)
>>860919
3 and a half more hours til bed time then
that's something to look forward to
No.860923
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>>860917
Does it get better than that??
>>860922
bro that booty is way tooo fine but
that janky ass mullet
No.860924
File: 1457456725202.png (337.02 KB, 560x1000, 14:25, 430e8b8d933cf3bc4a0ea2e120….png)
>>860916
Maybe I should go somewhere, just so that I can return. Although it might not work if I do it on purpose. I want to go lots of places, though I'm not really sure where they are. But I want to go somewhere fun.
>>860918
I'm sure what you were typing the first time was easier to decipher. Are you afraid of embarrassing yourself? I do that all the time, I say lots of embarrassing things when I talk about how I feel.
No.860926
>>860924
I usually dont want anyone to know how I think, but yes its embarrassing to me.
Im not used to it all
No.860927
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No.860928
>>860925
I knew you would enjoy it
No.860929
>>860926
I put in a lot of effort to explain my thought process to people. I want them to know how I think a lot of the time.
No.860930
No.860931
>>860929
you mustn't have much to hide
No.860932
File: 1457457018910.jpg (238.59 KB, 1254x1925, 114:175, 15e8d00574bea95b3b90fd5375….jpg)
>>860923
I thought that was a ponytail
delete
>>860927
it's not so bad
just keep your mind off it til then
No.860933
>>860932
my god shes just so white trash looking
No.860934
>>860933
it's gone now
you don't have to worry about seeing it again
No.860935
>>860929
I put in the effort as well
then deletion
I only like certain people knowing things, and you are one of them.
No.860936
File: 1457457247272.jpg (132.62 KB, 800x1140, 40:57, 6df9454423cc22c866e713120b….jpg)
>>860928
No one is available to take your lewdness because they are asleep, please leave a message after the tone. Peep.
No.860937
>>860923
I have no idea man,
No.860938
File: 1457457719159.png (493.86 KB, 600x881, 600:881, 2E913A1A4190177B15124D3408….png)
>>860932
I apparently have something to look forward to aswell.
My heart hurts.
No.860940
>>860939
Thats pretty cheap.
No.860941
>>860931
What reason would I have to hide my thoughts? My mind is quite ordinary I would think. I rarely have ulterior motives or lie to people. I have a very naggy conscience so I often come clean if I do bad things.
>>860935
I don't delete things. Sometimes people would've preferred if I did, but I believe that expressing how I feel can be important sometimes.
No.860942
>>860938
I'm sorry
is there any way to help it?
No.860943
>>860940
what I meant to say was 37k
No.860944
>>860939
you like em cheap huh
No.860945
>>860943
Sure, you did. You just wanted a cheap date.
>>860941
I am full of tiny regrets
No.860946
>>860944
>>860945
37 mil is my new starting price.
No.860947
glycerine is non-toxic, about 60% as sweet as sugar, has 27 kilocal per teaspoon where sugar has 20, and it does not feed bacteria that cause plaque and cavities
so, for underweight people who have kinda icky teeth like me, it seems like glycerine in coffee is far better than sugar.
No.860948
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No.860949
File: 1457458149907.jpg (70.75 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 2D38B330FD19932E0BE527BDC7….jpg)
No.860950
>>860949
thought you were at lunch tho
No.860951
>>860945
I regret many things, but I try not to let those regrets be the kind where I could've done something and I didn't. Rather try and fail than not try at all when I had a chance to succeed.
Probably.
No.860952
File: 1457458243344.jpg (34.84 KB, 500x632, 125:158, 4D1B7DAF94EC6F9CF07B189C0D….jpg)
>>860950
The subway line is long
No.860953
>>860948
Just kidding i've already been bought.
No.860954
however, it can cause a temporary, sudden and rapid drop in pressure in the eye
i'm not sure if that matters at all from a health perspective
No.860955
File: 1457458341138.jpg (66.9 KB, 558x1024, 279:512, 1b7ef71b0bca9b38634732f888….jpg)
>>860952
aww
well be patient it shouldn't take that long
No.860957
probably not
eye pressure is not something i imagine matters terribly unless it is dangerously high
No.860958
>>860951
Would you rather live with regret, or fuck yourself over entirely?
>>860953
But you were the one buying...
No.860959
>>860958
Oh damn I forgot.
No.860960
File: 1457458549720.jpg (88.01 KB, 600x842, 300:421, 2E519F80DAEE5A5B631CB27299….jpg)
>>860955
I could stand up and wait but then I'd have to put away my laptop.
>>860958
Fuck myself
No.860961
>>860960
if you're cute enough I'm sure someone would let you cut in front of them ^^
No.860962
>>860958
Know for sure, or die wondering. If the truth is the truth regardless, then things are fucked either way. You just don't know it yet. It is often just a matter of finding things out I think.
Sometimes, things might go the other way and things you thought would be fucked would actually work out.
If you don't take the leap with some things, then they'll end up defaulting to the same state you would've been in if you had taken the leap and failed.
No.860963
File: 1457458738661.jpg (52.49 KB, 600x557, 600:557, 1C216EE4DA89D800B0F655B23E….jpg)
>>860961
That's not a nice thing to do, though.
No.860964
>>860963
they're letting you cut so it's their fault anyways
No.860966
>>860959
Youre a polygamist arent you?
>>860960
I think you forgot a word there.. Lewd girl.
>>860962
I guess you have a point about that.
Ill keep that in mind, really.
No.860968
>>860966
No I only want one wife and I'll be the most loyal person ever.
No.860970
>>860967
them floaters they come down here down here down here
them floateers they come down here
and the money just pours in
No.860971
>>860968
Why are you trying to buy another one then?
No.860972
>>860964
Even asking is rude.
>>860966
>
No.860974
>>860972
should start packing lunches then emma
>>860973
hi
No.860975
>>860971
I was gonna rob people blind and take the money back to my one true love.
No.860977
File: 1457459320629.jpg (53.01 KB, 600x1039, 600:1039, 5D782A6A5BF565E87077B001F1….jpg)
>>860974
But then I'd need to wake up earlier.
No.860979
File: 1457459372741.png (22.65 KB, 2114x52, 1057:26, Screen Shot 2016-03-08 at ….png)
i am crying at how funny this is :')
No.860980
File: 1457459415836.png (978.22 KB, 1000x1235, 200:247, fe489757a8f9902df4e249aef6….png)
>>860977
so picky
>>860978
what's up with you?
No.860981
>>860979
ahahah it's so funy
No.860983
>>860980
Oh nothing particular. I just noticed boobs.
How are you?
>>860982
Good evening.
No.860984
File: 1457459493588.jpg (67.95 KB, 600x429, 200:143, 3F0E23135A9ABB4747D4C354F7….jpg)
>>860980
When I sleep it's like I forget the world exists.
>>860982
おはようカイルちゃん
No.860985
>>860972
Shameless. Good.
>>860975
Your right hand is already holding the money.
No.860986
>>860982
I am very homo
homo erectus if you will
No.860987
File: 1457459572183.jpg (49.04 KB, 500x706, 250:353, AC097A8FF0586FE6FF4A76EDF0….jpg)
No.860988
>>860983
Sup, dude?
You are they guy from /tf/ aren't you?
>>860986
You make me erect.
No.860989
>>860983
they are pretty nice lol
just relaxing and watching tv
>>860984
me too
but then I wake up and the nightmare really begins
No.860990
File: 1457459667097.png (68.27 KB, 292x173, 292:173, ef662ddd7b94081cb56ed48823….png)
>>860988
Nope. I'm that guy from lewd. What is tf exactly?
No.860991
>>860988
s-s-s-sureley you don't mean that
No.860992
>>860985
I'm pretty sure my right hand is asleep.
No.860993
File: 1457459724145.jpg (139.84 KB, 800x566, 400:283, cc4ea9483f60d5765cf66e1f86….jpg)
>>860989
Oh neat. I'm doing almost the same. I'm just playing a little guitar.
No.860995
>>860992
wake her up then :p
No.860996
>>860981
sorry, i am exceptionally immature
to me, a floater has always been a piece of poop that doesn't sink
so this is absolute comedy gold
No.860997
>>860990
Trip fags. I guess it's the 3rd posters group on 8chan.
>>860991
*Chu*
No.860998
No.860999
>>860987
Yeah, more fun.
>>860992
Are you sitting on it?
No.861000
>>860993
whatcha playing on it?
No.861001
>>860997
Ah okay. But that i am not. Slept well?
>>861000
My western guitar.
No.861002
File: 1457459905505.jpg (54.48 KB, 444x478, 222:239, [AnimeOut]_Nazo_no_Kanojo_….jpg)
>>861001
that's a weird name for a song
No.861003
>>860995
That would be rude.
>>860999
It would be crushed under my massive girth.
No.861004
>>861001
Nah. I fell asleep mid fight on Pokemon.
Woke up and struggled to finish it a few times. Managed to konk out after I won.
No.861005
>>860997
good going squash
you ruined my whole day
No.861008
>>861002
Oh wait.... I'm mixing things up again. I thought you meant instrument. But i just mentioned that.
Well i'm trying to play a danish song called Tik Tik.
>>861004
Oh okay.
No.861009
>>860989
Exactly.
>>860999
I am not fun.
>>860996
They're talking about eye worms, right?
No.861011
>>861007
he pandoes it again
No.861014
>>861010
Don't underestimate me.
No.861015
>>861013
Not everything is blacck and white
But I sure know what that smile means
No.861016
>>861008
do you record anything you play?
>>861009
2 and a half more hours, lovely
you won't have to wait much longer
No.861017
>>861009
yep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floater
but i'm reading it for sentence fragments that sound like they refer to poop
i was originally learning stuff about eyes, intraoccular pressure, glaucoma, retinal detachment, i spend a lot of time reading medical stuff
but as soon as word floaters came up, that was it, no more learning, only laughter.
No.861018
>>861009
Maybe sometimes. You are more fun than you give yourself credit for tho.
>>861014
I dont! Under weigh at the least.
No.861019
>>861016
I do. Here is something i did a few weeks ago or so. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mu48YaggCG
No.861020
>>861019
Is there anybody
Out there
No.861021
>>861018
I'm 300 lb and 6'5
No.861022
File: 1457460409153.jpg (81.26 KB, 600x842, 300:421, 7B760A2B68A0434B58EFB66D27….jpg)
>>861016
Mhmm, I'll get there.
I should really stop posting and face it myself, though.
>>861017
I know I guy who has like, constant sight of his tiny floaters or whatever.
>>861018
I don't think so.
No.861023
>>861020
Exactly. What do you think?
No.861024
>>861021
hey dere mmbic boi
No.861025
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>>861021
Prove it.
>>861022
daijoubu
No.861026
>>861023
i think you need a better micrphone
What do you use to record it?
No.861027
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>>861019
That was pretty nice
I like it
No.861028
>>861026
We can agree on that. But i don't wanna invest on it. I'm using my webcam's microphone.
No.861031
>>861024
You're my bottom bitch Bard.
You bring me in the most money.
>>861025
I can't
No.861033
>>861022
if he can read that page without laughing he might get some answers
honestly, i'm a learny kinda person, i could read medical information all day long, that's me in my element, absolute bliss
but i can not be mature about the word "floater" being used in a serious context. this has probably set back my ability to advise people on eye related troubles drastically.
No.861034
>>861028
same feeling there ehehe
they are so expensive and hard to rig up
No.861035
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>>861029
It will be!
>>861031
Guess youre not then :3
No.861036
i learned that if a large spike in intraoccular pressure is felt by someone, characterized by eye pain, flashes of light, and narrowing of the field of vision, the immediate solutions until medical intervention can be obtained are oral glycerine, smoking weed, or drinking alcohol, in that order of preference.
then "floaters" happened.
and nothing else was learned for the rest of the day.
No.861037
>>861034
Exactly. And i just wanna play for fun. The recording is only when i feel like it.
No.861038
>>861035
Well I'm still bigger than you.
No.861039
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>>861038
How tall are you actually?
No.861041
No.861042
>>861032
I don't want to.
>>861033
If I could show him I would.
>>861035
When?
No.861049
I am exactly the kind of person you want around when a medical emergency occurs
i mean obviously, a fucking doctor would be better
but i am pretty bang on with drugs and emergency interventions
protip: do NOT stick a pen in someone's throat
don't do it
just don't
it might feel like you're saving their life
but unless you know precisely what you're doing you're essentially just inflicting a stab wound in addition to the blocked airway
my flatmate and i had an argument once, where he said if i was choking and couldn't dislodge it, he said he would penstab my throat, and i told him to absolutely never do that to me under any circumstance, and he was disappointed i wouldn't do it for him
i don't want to end up with no functional vocal chords because someone though they knew their shit from fucking TV dramas
fuck that, kick me hard in the back you moron, stabbing is not first aid