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No.863691
So apparently, /animus/ finally fell to tyranny.
We are here to make sure this doesn't happen again.
No.863696
No.863697
No.863698
>>863697
Fist me first.
I'm horny.
No.863701
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No.863703
No.863704
your all boring fagets
make sci the thread slave
it solves all our problems
No.863705
>>863691
The cycle continues.
No.863706
>>863700
You don't like to get kissed by fat girls?
No.863707
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no, because luke thinks his grievance
for gfur trails over his grievance over animus.
No.863709
Chiiii you fucking shitter
No.863710
>>863703
I fuck dogs. Do you think I have standards?
I mean, I do, but they are negligible.
No.863712
>>863670
My mind keeps going to sexual places when you say things like that and the idea doesn't appeal
The slave thing goes well with the civil war theme though
>>863671
Trump doesn't seem to have a solid position on gay marriage stuff I don't think
>>863679
CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR!
No.863713
why isn't kanra the official thread sub?
he's a sissy
No.863715
No.863717
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No.863718
>>863713
That idea's much more appealing
qt asian femboy
No.863719
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>>863705
Be the metaphorical toaster in this cesspool.
No.863720
>>863679
>>863681
Its an action that was Requested, since he constantly switches his name and would bother people who didnt want anything to do with him.
Honestly you people are so dense, or just want drama, either way im going back to not being involved in this because is honestly retarded and not worth my time.
I would consider Sci's side if he TRIED atleast TRIED to act decent, but he doesnt. If he wants to bring up some point to me then im open to them, not to you guys because you arent part of this.
No.863721
tsuchi how often do you joke about suicide
No.863723
No.863724
>>863712
He's from NYC, I'm sure he has lots of gay friends. But... he's a republican and might say something like "gay marriage should be up toe the states" to please voters
No.863725
>>863722
Turncoats get hung
No.863726
>>863662
and you'll serve me just as much in steam
>>863663
no, i'll watch it when my games ends
No.863727
>>863720
Will I ever get a hug from you?
No.863728
so we're going to let one person be a catalyst for this? Get over it guys. Let him serve out his ban and left the sanctions. No apologies. Everybody wins and everything just goes back to the way it was.
No.863729
>>863712
+ he stops being annoying
+ he becomes entertaining
+ we bond as a community
+ sci haters get what they want
+ sci freedom-fighters get pissed
+ if he doesn't: he gets banned
No.863730
>>863727
im not in the hugging mood right now.
No.863731
*Jerks furiously to this fucking aggression*
No.863732
if you dont want to get involved with the board, leave the keys on the table fam
No.863733
>>863730
I am all for hugs right now. Spread love, not war.
No.863734
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>>863721
Every time I post this image at least.
Way too often to be considered healthy.
I routinely make "finger guns" and shoot myself when annoyed with people I know.
No.863735
Yeah i'll surely hand over the board to the worst mod yet, sounds like a plan.
No.863736
Guys serious, my master isn't your boipussy
Take a gun and blow your brains out
No.863737
>>863713
>>863718
>>863723
You guys seem pent up
maybe you could use a nice Sci slave
to entertain you however you wanted him to
No.863738
>>863734
Did you pick that up from an anime or someone? Seems far to cliche for you, imo fam.
No.863739
-curls up and naps under the kitchen table with the redbeet plush-
No.863740
No.863741
moogs is an awesome mod
I just put on my capcode
that made me a bad mod?
No.863743
I'm not pent up, but more so interested with the fun I can have here.
>>863739
*hugs*
No.863744
No.863745
What is even going on in this thread?
No.863746
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>>863738
I've done it for the better part of a decade.
No.863747
>>863728
>>863728
>>863728
>>863728
>>863728
>>863728
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP KANRA. GOD damn. You're not funny and people want you to be the slave/fuccboi.
No.863748
>>863741
I always post with my mod tag on.
No.863749
>>863720
>Its an action that was Requested, since he constantly switches his name and would bother people who didnt want anything to do with him.
And it is his right to do that. You have no right to silence anyone here, annoyances and breaks in flow are PART of the community. It's a fucking imageboard.
>Honestly you people are so dense, or just want drama, either way im going back to not being involved in this because is honestly retarded and not worth my time.
Nice cop-out. I mean am I starting to make sense or something?
>I would consider Sci's side if he TRIED atleast TRIED to act decent, but he doesnt.
He doesn't have to act decently. This is an imageboard on the INTERNET
>Not to you guys because you arent part of this.
How the fuck are we NOT part of this? HELLO? Someone in this community is being silenced because our power tripping admin doesn't like the way they talk. That's not just a problem for Sci, that's a problem for everyone. We're all under this autocracy.
No.863750
>>863745
TYRANNY OVERTHROWN
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
No.863751
Actually, let me reframe that.
We'll be taming him. Educating him.
His orders will be given by council.
There will be rough guidelines.
No.863752
>>863745
Asperger's General.
No.863753
>>863744
<3
>>863745
stop ignoring me
No.863754
LEAVE SCI ALONE
>>863746
The hand gun gesture or the euphemisms?
No.863755
>>863720
Who gives a shit. Making rules that apply only to him is fucking unjust. You're garbage for even thinking that's okay, but since you did it you're shit and need to be removed.
>people requested it
It doesn't matter. What the people want isn't always what is right. Don't try to use the "well it's out of my hands because others" excuse. You are in the wrong regardless.
Fuck you, you are shit
No.863756
ban sci!!!! no trial!!!! no "re-education"
no mercy!!!!!
No.863758
>>863749
you are on this because I didnt change the rules the way you wanted.
go home kid
No.863760
>>863745
the world may never know
>>863753
this is hard
No.863761
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>>863724
I think maybe he ultimately just doesn't really care much
>>863732
Wrap some cheese around them and put them on the floor for the dogs to fight over
>>863729
I feel like it would just end up in the last one pretty fast and then we'd be right where we are right now
>>863737
I actually have too many of those on Steam and I've kind of been avoiding them
Just learn to take a compliment instead of being passive aggressive
>>863745
Mod drama because people suddenly care that Sci gets banned
Fool was the voice of freedum
No.863762
>>863741
Yes. It did. It was annoying when Luka did it, and the same goes for you. It's the worst kind of attention-whoring, the kind that's there to remind people of your "power".
No.863763
We should really be banning all furries and Canadian posters
No.863764
>>863745
apparently there is a poster that manage to annoy most of us, and has been reported. So the board of this board's moderator decided to ban said person.
so we have two sides, the ones who disagree and the ones who agree
No.863765
No.863766
Sci is like the little brother I always wanted.
You guys should let me teach him the ways of Lenko.
No.863767
>>863736
It's a power thing. They're insecure.
No.863768
>>863761
Will I get your vote for Sci Slavery?
No.863770
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>>863754
The gesture.
I've always made suicide related comments for most of my life to the point my parents took me to a shrink.
It ended up with them just telling my parents I had "an eccentric personality and sense of humor".
No.863772
No.863774
Keep menma kanra chiri and wish out of it tho
No.863775
No.863776
No.863777
>>863758
HAHAHA
you think i give a fuck about that? i was just bored and wanted the stupid font of rule 7 changed and thought well i may as well make these less ugly while im here
i'm over that
youre ignoring my points, copping out of arguments, and using personal attacks to act like you're winning an argument that you're losing fucking awfully
grow up
No.863778
>>863770
Who was your childhood hero?
No.863779
>>863759
I never felt as if I existed anyway so I don't know. pretty normal
>>863760
Are you talking about your cock? Post it
>>863761
No one cares about gay people but the democrats. They use them for votes
No.863780
>>863776
fuck you spoilers is cool af
No.863781
>>863769
I'm not mad, but I thought it would be obvious why people didn't like that.
No.863782
>>863779
yes
i can imgur it for you in a few
No.863783
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>>863778
Varied on the year.
Earliest one I remember is Frank Thomas.
No.863784
>>863761
I see.
>>863764
I don't believe in censoring people.
No.863785
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No.863786
No.863787
>ass-pies
>>863780
he could use a little more personality
No.863788
>>863777
exactly, you guys are causing drama over nothing. Im going to just take my leave until this is over with because its retarded.
No.863789
UNLESS CHIII PLANS TO PERMA SCI, HE IS A SHITTER
No.863790
>ass-pies
>>863780
he could use a little more personality
>>863781
I only did it for 1 thread.
No.863791
I'd eat the shit out of an ass pie.
No.863792
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>>863783
Nice
>>863787
throw your ass in a circle you booger
I swear all you ever talk about is fruit and ass honkies.
No.863793
You guys aren't going to ban him.
So we can't make him a slave.
We need to make the threat of banning real.
No.863794
>>863785
MY DICK still exists.
No.863797
>>863784
combine that with the fact that he has already banned, and you got yourself two separate forces!
and that's where we are now
No.863799
Kanra just needs a nice ass pounding
No.863800
>>863792
see the greentext arrow
it's a quote
No.863801
>>863794
I hope I don't get banned for saying that.
No.863802
>>863788
We aren't being retarded, you retarded goon. We are asking for something entirely reasonable, and that is unbiased corruption free moderation.
No.863803
>>863798
*Scoots away in a hurried fashion*
No.863805
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>>863768
Sure probably
Might be interesting for a while
>>863769
Yeah I didn't realize that when I typed it
I got pretty baked pretty fast and I have a lot of energy right now
>>863767
He was suggesting Sci as one but that idea didn't appeal
Don't get moody because you weren't suggested as the sub
>>863779
I do but I'm not a democrat
I'm post-political
>>863784
Best to just treat it like a game :3
No.863806
>>863788
If you didn't want involved in an argument you shouldn't have stepped in except to explain the reasoning that the majority of people want him banned.
I'm not taking a side, that's just my understanding of PR.
No.863808
>>863788
It's not nothing, it's an important matter of principle. What kind of a fucking "leader" just "takes [her] leave" when she starts hearing opposition? A shitty one. That's what kind.
It's just as Fool has been saying.
No.863809
just like...win the strawpoll
No.863810
well, there goes our admin refuses to oversee a somewhat important thing that could spark a drama!
No.863811
>>863797
I see.
>>863805
Probably will.
Ugh, my head is spinning.
No.863812
No.863814
mugen straight up needs an ass pounding
from grim
No.863815
i've been too carried away
No.863816
>>863805
>>863807
stop posting shitty tohos
No.863817
No.863819
>>863811
>Ugh, my head is spinning.
Bash it against a wall.
No.863820
Enjoy ur assburger feast.
work time
bye
No.863823
No.863824
No.863827
>>863817
i did not say that, it was my pent up rage!
No.863828
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No.863829
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
UNBAN SCI
No.863830
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>>863811
Maybe you should just relax and smoke weed/listen to music for a while~
>>863813
>>863816
Not sure why you're posting that at me but nice
>>863823
Okay, I'm busy with posting right now but I guess ignoring most people who try to message me on Steam is an option
No.863831
1. Yes
9 votes (50%)
2. No
9 votes (50%)
No.863833
#UNBANSCI
#UNBANSCI
#UNBANSCI
#UNBANSCI
#UNBANSCI
#UNBANSCI
No.863834
>>863830
Nah it's okay, I don't want to put you through that
No.863835
A tie.
Need another voter. Preferably not just somebody changing their ip and voting a second time.
http://strawpoll.me/7033869/
No.863836
NEW STRAWPOLL!
http://strawpoll.me/7033966
http://strawpoll.me/7033966
http://strawpoll.me/7033966
Make Sci A Slave Act - First Draft
Chapters:
I. Summary
II. How Orders are Decided
III. Rules
Signatories:
No.863837
-remembers our roots in the long long ago, when we were not a board incapable of self rule, divided by constant in fighting. Remembers when we were but a thread afloat in the sea of /b/, where the ANONS were the invading force that both added to our ranks when the right one came by, and gave us a common enemy to hold us together. As a thread, there was no one of us who could impose our will on another, only those who wanted to be there were. Those who could not handle things that were said in public were free to filter or leave, but no one was banned by internal members. Sighs and squeaks....it's always going to be something so long as we're a board, we will be wittled down to nothing but a club house of a few people until this weird social chemistry has resolved and nothing is left but entropy, a scattering of people who used to know each other but with no common ground to keep them together. The way backwards is the way forwards, but the will has to be there.-
No.863838
>>863836
Please fling yourself off the nearest bridge.
No.863839
>>863809
>because winning a popular contest is what is important
>giving the people what they want even if what they want isn't right is fine
I hold out no hope for the moderation of this place because we as a community are too stupid to do what is right.
No.863841
>>863819
>
>>863830
Yeah, probably going to do just that.
No.863842
THERE I GOT SOMEONE TO VOTE YES
UNBAN SCI
No.863843
>>863837
Nah. When there were still chats behind the scenes people still aspergered over "power" there too.
No.863844
>>863839
dude get ready trump is gonna be president too
No.863845
10 to 9 in favor of unbanning and removing the special rules.
No.863846
tbh a vote like that should last longer than one thread length
No.863847
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>>863841
Or just like pretend your forearm is a cello and a butcher's knife your bow.
No.863848
>>863844
Trump isn't even going to get the nomination. He'll have to run as an independent.
No.863849
Chii
kiss me or unban sci
you choose~
No.863850
>>863845
Hold on. I'll proxy to change that.
No.863852
>>863845
>>863845
>>863845
what about you not being in favor of popularity contests?
No.863853
If we go back to /b/ we wouldn't have this problem.
New M00t said we can avatarfag now
No.863854
>>863847
I use my legs for that.
No.863855
>>863852
I'm not. We need to remove the mods in power and get someone that can moderate without bias. We should go back to 4chan.
No.863856
>>863847
>>863854
Jesus fucking Christ
What's the appeal in cutting anyways?
No.863857
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>>863854
It was meant in a way lighter note than it sounded, in retrospect.
Just don't.
No.863859
>>863853
-thinks 8ch's /b/ is just as viable an option-
No.863860
>>863853
im actually curious, source on this info.
No.863861
he didn't actually though
No.863862
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>>863831
Anyone care enough to use a proxy and sway it one way or the other?
>>863834
Too late
>>863836
>no "make Kanra a sex slave" option
>>863837
-remembers when Sonata would SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SERVE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
>>863841
I might soon too; I kind of feel like I've posted a lot today already
No.863864
No.863866
>>863860
i've been saying it's okay now for over a year but it hasn't been officially said
No.863868
>>863862
-votes no perma bans on anyone-
No.863869
i heard im unbanned
pls be true
No.863870
>>863864
I read that immediately and I know you know better. It was mainly aimed towards menma.
No.863871
>>863869
you're welcome lil bro~
No.863872
>>863866
i dont think thats it.
No.863873
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don't apologize to him though.
No.863874
4chan mods have become huge pussies
nobody has been banned in fur threads in forever
No.863875
No.863876
=Sci Re-Education Act=
Chapters:
I. Summary
Rather than have Scientist, /animus/ poster be subject to the debate on whether he should be banned, this proposal outlines reeducation as an alternative. This has the benefit of satisfying all parties, and being fun.
II. How Orders are Decided
In mini-tournament style voting system, several suggestions will be reduced to one that Scientist would have to carry out. This could range from anything to having him enact certain tasks to fulfillment. That is up to the discretion of the individual suggestions and the imaginations of the community.
III. Rules
???
Signatories:
???
No.863877
No.863880
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>>863876
he's already been unbanned. get on skype.
No.863882
>>863876
TP’s official platform for modship:
*REPOST IN EVERY THREAD*
I don’t think I really have a shot, nor do I really care to make any more effort than I already do, but I have decided to be the leader and overseer that you all deserve.
If mod, for most of the week I wouldn’t do shit but lurk and make occasional anon posts like I usually do. Sure I’ll delete CP if I see it and help get rid of real spam if it happens. Like real spam. The type of shit that melts laptops and makes threads unreadable. Like the shit that happened last week. Posting repetitive long posts over and over isn’t spam as long as it is within the limits of cool down. Of course anything that is really repetitive and annoying might get deleted. Probably will depend on my mood.
So during the week when I’m sober that’s all I’ll enforce. Fuck that spoiler rule. That’s stupid as shit. Nothing should have to be spoilered. Except for leegu posts. This board isn’t sfw.
Also I won’t ban for doxxing. Even though I find it lame and creepy, it creates amusement and drama. Doxxing here isn’t like on an anonymous board where no one knows each other and it can actually ruin someone’s life. You get what you deserve if you get doxxed here. Dumb fucks.
When I’m drunk once a week, all bets are off. I’ll try not to abuse the power, but I probably will. Like Luka is probably getting perma’d so fast.
Unlike the current volunteers, I won’t share info on posters that only mods can see. In fact, anyone who asks me who an anon is is getting called out in thread. Also unlike current volunteers, some people actually like me and I don’t cyber people for gifts.
I think I will appoint a cabinet. Tentative cabinet will be: Colbert, SD and Wish (cuz girl). If 2/3 of them tells me to do something, I will listen. I’ll also listen to Erin, but she might have to punish me when I act up :3
So when you’re thinking about who to vote Yes on this Monday, August 17th, think “why not TP?” I might actually be a good mod lol.
-TP
No.863883
>>863851
IMPARTIALITY IS BORING
No.863885
>>863878
Yeah starting tomorrow I'm going to teach you the ins and outs of shit posting. And I'll also throw in some etiquette and common sense. You're going to change for the better, bro.
No.863886
No.863888
No.863889
>>863865
Oh I guess this drama is probably over then
Now we can all regret getting him unbanned
>>863868
The only time there would be is if someone posted 3DPD loli or something
Or was Sci actually perma'd and that's what this was about?
No.863890
>>863886
I swear to god if you don't kiss me.
>>863887
No, honestly, you're going to stop being an asshat and start being happy. Also, you'll post with a proper folder and stop being a dick to everyone.
No.863891
>>863883
god i cant win either way
No.863892
>>863889
-doesn't know if sci was perma banned, just thinks it's a decent policy if we're going to tempt fate and stay on our own board. The less power any one of us has the better.-
No.863893
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I think we need to go back to 4chan simply because it will be impossible for our shitposting to be distinguished from anything else on /b/ so we don't have to worry about FBI raids after Sci finally shoots up his local mall.
No.863894
>>863892
I vote you for thread dictator.
No.863895
>>863887
>>863884
support this bill to reeducate you
>>863876
>>863876
No.863896
Also Sci, you don't want to vote for TP. Instead, you want to insult and put down TP as much as possible.
Are we clear?
No.863897
>>863894
-declines, has had to govern parts of this community before and simply doesn't have the patience for it.-
No.863898
No.863899
>>863887
You give me the word and I'll start finishing the draft
No.863900
why should we listen to that meth addict?
No.863901
-checks teacup. but there's no tea in it-
No.863902
>>863897
Yeah, we've seen you angry. I get it. You should vote for me instead. I don't get angry.
No.863903
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No.863904
>>863890
so like i should post with this folder?
>
>>863895
>>863899
i'll try anything once
>>863896
tp is actually pretty cool
No.863906
No.863907
>>863904
I like that attitude.
I'll start getting people to sign it, too.
No.863908
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No.863909
>>863905
wallace needs a therapist
No.863910
>>863904
Stick to something anime/manga related, yes. Also no, that's just a facade he put up to get close to you. In reality, TP is a cold and heartless shit stain whose thought process borders psychotic. Also don't announce your reports, that's just bad.
No.863911
>>863909
morphine overdose* ftfy
No.863912
>>863907
you should probably write it out a little clearer tho
i still don't totally get what it's about
like what are the consequences if i don't do something..?
>>863909
yeah i know but he can't afford it
HA
>>863910
i didn't actually report
it was a joke
i've never reported a post
No.863913
>>863909
I need a what? come out of the shadows, anon.
No.863914
>>863912
It's not bad to report, just that announcing them is. Hell I've reported everyone here at least 5 times. Kappa
No.863915
It's funny when Blood-chan tries to bait me into making her feel valuable
That's not how she's going to get that
>>863892
Btw I heard you hate me
No.863916
>>863914
well like
i don't really
believe
in rules
No.863917
>>863915
-doesn't hate anyone and brings you tea-
No.863918
>>863912
Now that they've unbanned you? Think about the benefits instead.
eg. Fun rather than boring
No.863919
>>863915
well she's not a strong independent woman. you should make her feel valuable.
>>863916
Rules are there to help you, and to be broken at times. You will learn to abide by my word for it is in your best interest. <3~
No.863920
>>863917
You're like a mini-Trump. You hate everything that isn't you.
No.863921
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>>863917
I'm not going to let you trick me into drinking poisoned tea
No.863922
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>>863919
I do when she's not being a parasite like that
No.863923
You've never reported me, Lenko :3c
No.863924
>>863920
-brings you tea-
>>863921
-tears up and pouts, would never adulterate tea-
No.863925
No.863926
>>863922
Don't you just want to fill her to the brim with cum?
>>863923
Not that you would know. Baka.
No.863927
>>863918
but what if i don't want to do the stuff people tell me to do
it's not like i'm actually going to do it if i don't want to
>>863919
it's possible i guess
No.863928
>>863922
Wait, more drama with Blood?
No.863931
No.863932
>>863927
Depends on how far you're willing to go.
No.863933
>>863931
No.
Bigotry Bigotea.
No.863934
>>863927
Don't worry, so long as you conform and not wear my patience out you'll be fine. This place can be fun. 8)
>>863930
Do you wanna fight about this? I'll fucking wreck you I swear on your mum m8.
No.863935
>>863934
Lenko pls, you won't do shit m8.
No.863936
>>863933
-gives you a carrot plushie-
No.863937
>>863932
probably not very
>>863934
your tone is a little worrying
No.863938
>>863924
But would you commit adultery with tea? I don't want semen in it either
>>863926
Yeah I can't wait til we meet IRL and she tries to kill me so I can do that as an act of self-defense
>>863928
Not really; just the usual stuff she does sometimes
I just kind of verbally bitch slap her and move on
We'll probably act like it didn't happen next time we talk
No.863939
>>863937
they should have banned you.
No.863940
>>863938
-puts nothing in tea but pure hot water- ;_;
No.863941
>>863939
sorry, but i have no control over that!
No.863942
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>>863940
I remember you once said your penis makes tea on Skype
How can I trust your tea anymore
No.863943
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>>863935
I squat more than you weigh, one roundhouse kick from me and you'd be done kid. K.O.'D
>>863937
You're god damn right it is, I'm the elder brother here and you are supposed to cower in fear of my seniority.
>>863938
Unlikely, seeing as how bc will never meet with you or anyone else from threads willingly. The only way in which you'd ever manage to is if you could dox her and just go there.
No.863944
>>863920
Elaborate. I'm curious.
No.863945
>>863938
Odd relationship.
No.863946
>>863936
I feel this is a trap.
No.863947
>>863942
-shows you the tea bags- :<
No.863949
>>863941
find a way to ban yourself
No.863950
>>863946
-looks at the plushie with a tilted head...doesn't think stuffed carrots have a gender-
No.863951
>>863944
About Sonata or Trump?
No.863952
>>863943
Implying you can even get to me m8.
This is /my/ city afterall.
No.863954
>>863948
Also you need to start working out regularly and blog about it here like I do. Fixing your health and body is the first step to self improvement.
>>863952
BITCH I EAT PEOPLE.
No.863955
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>>863943
She acts like she will
I'm just going with the meme, really
>>863945
You already knew that :3
>>863947
Nice decoy
No.863956
>>863950
Why are you sexualizing carrots?
The action of you handing me a carrot plushie is suspicious and the trap.
>>863953
He uses CIA mind control drugs in the tea to get posters to see everything his way.
No.863957
>>863949
make me admin and i will!
>>863954
yeah, later this morning i'll make an appointment with a trainer at the gym here
No.863959
>>863954
This isn't /fit/.
And that's kinda gross!
The point still stands you wouldn't actually do anything (:
No.863960
>>863958
FUCKING CHEMTRAILS, TEST.
No.863961
>>863957
it'd be easier if you submitted for reeducation
No.863962
>>863960
You can't prove the aliens didn't build the pyramids.
No.863963
>>863961
if u keep posting izwaza i'll do it
No.863965
Sonata does have a lot of strong opinions
Many of which over silly things
I linked him a video about Neko Atsume yesterday and he didn't watch it because he doesn't like "Kotaku" (whatever nerd thing that is) or cellphone games
No.863966
>>863962
They were used to store grain. :^)
No.863967
>>863957
As dumb as this sounds you'd be better off reading the sticky thread on /fit/. Nothing a personal trainer teaches you will match that sticky and actually doing it yourself. Start with light weight.
>>863959
I DO WHAT I WANT.
No.863970
>>863963
Also stay away from Kanra, his psuedo-intellectual banter will only further poison your health.
No.863971
>>863963
that seems incredibly fair.
I think people get a little uncomfortable at the idea.
that's because they're boring and lack imaginative solutions.
No.863972
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>>863970
oh shit. who the fuck are you?
No.863973
>>863967
Pls Lenko, you know you won't.
You'll come over, have your lunk rage for a bit then I'll sit ya down with some brews and chat about life.
No.863974
>>863965
he is right about cellphone games being garbage
>>863967
no, but he'll just show me around the equipment
cuz i dont know how you use any of it
i'll read the sticky too!
>>863968
yes that!
>>863970
i like his psuedo-intellectual banter! it's fun
>>863971
it's true
we should play d&d with cool creative people h3ere
No.863975
>>863966
I'll admit that's a dumb idea. It's strange that we think they were royal tombs considering bodies were only ever found in the valley of the kings, though.
No.863976
>>863956
-squeaks and offers you a stuffed broccoli instead?-
No.863977
>>863969
i'll post it for you, just wait
No.863978
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>>863973
Only if you bring some Not your Father's Rootbeer.
>>863974
well then that's fine, but they usually have signs with CLEAR directions on them. You really can't go wrong with this.
If you call mindless drivel from a depressed child fun, then you have much to learn. I'm taking you under my wing and tutelage to make you a man.
No.863979
>>863970
That is an astonishing unoriginal way of trying to offend me.
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
>>863974
We've tried before. People lack the patience. It's better to keep stuff in-thread.
No.863980
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>>863964
I used to delete her sometimes but we'd always end up re-adding each other so now I've kind of just accepted that we're going to stay "friends" or whatever but at this point I know her bullshit games and how to deal with them
>>863974
The platform doesn't really matter as long as the game is pulled off well on it
Neko Atsume is ultra casual and doesn't really try to be anything else so it works pretty well
No.863981
>>863978
Is that stuff any good? I've been really meaning to try it but my friends always want shitty pisswater man.
I usually am full hipster mode and drink craft beers, a Double Bastard gets me on point pretty nicely before the hard alcohol.
No.863982
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>>863979
Yet you replied. It could be simply in jest, but it provoked you enough.
No.863983
>>863975
Because they were fuckhuge and raided in less than a century after their construction.
>>863976
I'm on to your ways.
No.863984
>>863979
I do know, and you responded and will probably be weary of this while trying to push your ideals on my little brother. Begone with you, heathen.
>>863981
8/10 rootbeer
No.863985
>>863978
good luck! i think you'll find it to be a challenge
>>863979
i know erin has actually had some success with that kind of thing, but yeah usually it doesn't last for very long
>>863980
u can see the cats' buttholes...
No.863986
>>863984
I'll have to grab some one of these days, maybe I'll opt for a 6er of that instead of a craft next time I drink.
No.863987
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>>863985
I guess it's pretty realistic in that respect
No.863988
>>863983
That's what I usually say cause Occam's razor.
No.863989
>>863985
Do you not know who the fuck I am? I am a miracle worker and one of the oldest posters here. Why just my presence is enough to make Alice weep.
>>863986
I think you'll like it, not too sweet, not too bitter. Tell me how it goes.
No.863991
>>863984
No, you don't know, heathen.
There is nothing pseudo about me. I've checked.
>>863985
Whatever this GOPLottery fag is offering is not fun. You'd actually be doing good for the community, and if you're not having fun, then you can quit.
Can you think of ways to ensure that you carry out the acts? Like a vow or something? Surely you value your word.
No.863992
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>>863988
>"You can't prove [event/nonsense] didn't happen."
That always bugs the shit out of me.
No.863993
No.863994
>>863989
Hmn, sounds interesting. I'm used to really fucking bitter beers, darker the better ahah.
-Also I think you are the oldest poster here.
No.864299