No.881140
allah will punish you kaffirs
insha'allah those virgins are all mine
No.881142
No.881143
No.881144
thank god a cherub thread
No.881146
No.881147
>speaking in arabic and jerking infront of tokai
No.881149
No.881150
No.881152
No.881155
FORTUUUUNE
YOU SAID TWINTIG VERDOMME
No.881156
No.881158
>>881151
You like really homosexual songs.
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No.881166
>>881164
what do?
>>881165
go to bed
No.881167
I woke up to great food and a loving family
Life is great
No.881168
>>881163
whoawhoawhoa I have never heard that second refrain before
this version is different
No.881170
No.881171
>>881170
My grandma started drinking at like noon and offered me a beer
Jesus Christ help me
No.881172
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No.881174
No.881175
>>881168
Whats different?
It's definitely about dicks.
No.881177
Tokai is literally Himegoto.
No.881178
>>881166
I should
goodnight
No.881179
No.881181
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>>881165
>Kisses your cheek
>>881166
vidya
No.881182
No.881183
I googled that.
It's concerning.
No.881184
>>881176
Oh these are the kind of things I wouldn't notice.
Did you ever watch vinny play the tingle game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-YJ6b5oPoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAr9ID2YaHM
No.881185
kreayshawn is fucking garbage
No.881186
>>881177
LMFAO
>>881173
I'm at my grandmas rn
I'll be home in an hr or so
>>881174
Too late we 3 beers and a cigarette in
No.881187
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>881184
aaaaaaa no I did not
I should probably
>>881180
jeeze tokai
No.881189
>>881186
Hell Yeah. I can TALK this time.
No.881190
>Grandma drinking at noon.
Soto's family, alright.
No.881191
No.881192
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>881186
oh sweet i already took so many shots tho lmao
see you
>>881187
nice raigt?
No.881193
>>881187
Its full of really weird stuff so I think you'll like it.
No.881195
No.881197
BEST GAY MUSIC IS GERMAN MUSIC
No.881198
ALLLLEEEEE DUITSERS ZIJN HOMOOOOOOOS
ALLLLEEEE DUITSERS ZIJN HOMOOOOOS
No.881200
No.881201
>tfw you will never bully Neru by taking his cs
No.881203
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>singing les mis at tokai
No.881204
>Weeb Lulu.
>Moonrunes in chat
No.881205
>>881201
>his
neru is a girl
No.881206
>There is a pokémon that only evolves if it levels while the 3DS is upside down
what the fuck
No.881207
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No.881214
>>881213
*looks into your eyes to see what color they are*
No.881216
JE MAINTIENDRAI
HEIL HOLLAND
No.881217
FUCKING RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.881219
>>881213
Noo. I meant yours.
I'm not sure what color my eyes are.
No.881222
fortunes seytes are red, like blitzkrieg bloed lamyamo
No.881223
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No.881225
>>881214
o.o
>>881219
-is blue-green eyes-
>>881220
-headtilts-
No.881226
>>881224
But he has a pee-pee.
*petWish*
No.881229
No.881230
>>881225
I'm gonna check.
How's Sonata?
No.881231
No.881235
>>881231
...
Fort's got green-grey eyes with a yellow circle in it.
No.881239
>>881232
Kitty no cry
>>881233
<face>
No.881240
>>881237
hello are you new?
No.881241
>>881240
More or less. Hey there.
No.881244
>>881220
*is amazed by your eyes*
>>881225
*gets even closer*
No.881246
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>>881243
What are you scared of?
No.881247
>>881237
Heyo.
Don't think I've seen you before... Not sure.
Have I?
No.881248
>forcing others listen too les mis
No.881249
>>881244
-blushes and looks away-
No.881251
>>881248
Don't think I didn't mute you~
No.881252
>>881246
im scared of new ppl
No.881256
>>881247
Good evening. I'm not sure you have.
How are you?
>>881252
Don't worry i don't bite. How are you?
No.881258
>>881234
:3c -holds out a pear-
>>881235
0.0
>>881244
._.
No.881259
tokai x everyone because slut
No.881261
No.881262
slut 3x comboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.881265
>>881258
*presses my nose against yours and continues to stare without blinking*
No.881267
>>881255
Mornin', Mordin.
>>881256
Fine. Had a good weekend at friends.
How're you?
>>881258
Hmm?
>>881259
>>881259
>>881259
>>881259
>>881259
No.881269
>>881260
also i need that folderino
No.881270
No.881271
No.881272
PUTEST OF PIURE
>>881269
mai lewdfolda
No.881274
>>881268
>>881265
>.>
>>881267
o.-
>>881268
-reaches out a little further, holding the pear with an open palm to you- <3
No.881276
No.881277
Finally fucking home. Ain't it great?
No.881278
https://www.twitch.tv/ubensis
friend is playing ST5 is anyone is interested in watchin
No.881279
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No.881280
No.881281
>>881264
Besides i'm not that much of a stranger to you since we've been speaking very much lately.
I think atleast.
>>881267
I've been pretty good lately.
No.881282
>>881274
for me? are you sure?
No.881283
>>881272
sendme l8er
sleep now is
>>881279
nini
No.881284
Grocery shopping with Grandma
There was a special
No.881285
>>881284
Your grandma's a boss.
No.881286
>>881273
Very bored
>>881276
Slet
>>881280
Yo Chii
>>881281
Good!
Have you been here long? I've been absent lately.
>>881274
>
No.881288
>singing les mis to forty and tokai
No.881289
>>881284
Post grandma pic
No nude
No.881290
Wish and Chii kek
>>881281
we have?
No.881291
>>881282
-nods with a bright smile- <3 <3
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No.881295
>>881291
-scans for toxins-
No.881296
No.881297
>>881275
Sorry I forgot I don't date insane sociopaths
No.881298
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>>881286
I'm not entirely sure. A few weeks i suppose.
>>881290
>>864482
Yes i'm pretty sure.
No.881299
>>881295
>>881295
-is pure organic asian pear, very sweet and with a soft texture-
No.881300
>>881236
fangz for blowing all your losses on me =<
No.881301
>>881297
i'm not a sociopath... or insane..
No.881302
>>881294
Not much.
The ongoing TC is shit.
>>881298
Like it here? How'd you get here? I always wonder how this place can keep getting newposters.
>>881296
S
L
E
T
No.881303
>>881300
I'm sorry ><
Needed a few games to get back into it..
No.881304
>>881298
when did we last talk?
>>881299
-hands tremble as I slowly reach for the pair and grab it-
No.881306
>>881302
Well i'm originally from another board called lewd.
But i've always noticed the board on the frontpage.
>>881304
I believe it was earlier today.
No.881307
No.881309
>>881304
-is happy you accepted it and hopes it brings you joy!-
No.881311
>>881306
Oh yeah, heard about that board.
Was planning on giving it a look.
>>881310
I only truths
No.881313
No.881314
>>881313
Well, I wasnt wrong
No.881315
>>881306
okay i see now you have me mixed up for bc, they said i can use this avatar. im ikarai btw
>>881309
-slowly presses the pear to her lips and takes a small bite- mh..
No.881317
>>881285
I love that old lady man
>>881293
We bought Squirt and Chips too!!!
>>881289
>
She can still keep up with me
No.881318
>>881285
I love that old lady man
>>881293
We bought Squirt and Chips too!!!
>>881289
>
She can still keep up with me
No.881320
>>881311
Feel free to drop by.
>>881315
Oh. Well now i feel very very silly.
Apologies.
No.881322
No.881323
>>881317
She sounds real cool.
Like basically your entire family.
>>881319
very
>>881320
Will do.
No.881324
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>>881320
-hugs you- it's okay
No.881325
>>881315
^////^ -brings you a blanket too-
No.881327
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>>881323
Alrighty then.
>>881324
Eh... Thank you.
No.881328
No.881329
>>881327
Going in. Anything I should know?
No.881330
I think i'm gonna go to bed. See ya later everyone.
No.881332
No.881333
>>881325
-makes her wings smaller and wraps us around the blanket-
>>881327
-stare-
No.881334
>>881330
oh... okay.. sweet dreams..
No.881335
>>881332
hi sonata
how are you doing darling?
No.881336
Tokai is cuter than Wish tbh fam
No.881339
>>881333
-v- -snugs with you and sighs happily-
No.881340
>>881329
I'm not quite sure. Maybe there is.
Anyway good luck i'm off to bed.
>>881333
Sorry but i have to cut this short. I'm getting sleepy.
>>881334
-Pats shoulder- See you another time okay?
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No.881346
>>881336
Toki's cute.
Never seen Wishy
No.881347
No.881348
>>881344
I'm heading to my house in a bit
I just need to help my grandma broom and mop then I'll head over to my house with plenty of beer
No.881349
staygSDFGnSEOIFSOEIfnaeoifgoiaegnaouewfoiWRDNOIEFNopifnOIEFNw9pifjIWEFNAOIGNAO0IRG
No.881353
HABEEB IN THE GHOSTS THAT HABEEB IN YOU!
No.881354
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No.881358
>>881339
-warms up with you- the temperature dropped really fast..
>>881340
aww... i understand. sleep well
>>881340
ow
No.881360
No.881361
>>881357
your flag is different i think
No.881362
No.881364
>>881357
Yoo.
Nothing much, is what.
How's Smiles?
No.881365
>>881359
Salutations.
>>881360
>>881362
No thanks, but I appreciate the offer.
>>881361
It's nothing to worry about.
I haven't been in the States for a while anyway.
No.881366
>>881365
H-Haha, it was totally a joke anyways xD
No.881368
The tc can wait
They made chili
From scratch Nigga
FROM SCRATCH
No.881369
No.881370
No.881372
>>881368
I just ate chili on cam yo, you missed it
No.881373
>>881365
do you want to date
ily
No.881374
>>881368
How long tho
This TC is not holding for long without more poster
No.881375
No.881376
>>881364
I'm fine. I'm on episode 16 of FMA Brotherhood.
I'm gonna make myself a Cheeseburger; I've earned it with all the work I've done this week.
>>881366
Silly joke. lol
Whatcha up to?
>>881367
Well I've never seen that image before.
>>881369
Lie about what?!
>>881373
No thanks, but thanks you for the offer.
No.881377
>>881365
Do you hate me because I'm practicing Satanism?
No.881378
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
strawpoII.me/29485
No.881379
>>881371
That looks p gross tbh
No.881380
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>>881371
Omg I'm so hungry
No.881383
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No.881386
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.881388
>>881379
At least both my eyes work
>>881382
Get whatever you want
>>881383
hai hai
No.881389
>>881387
who is this cockler gobbler
No.881390
No.881391
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No.881392
Such a pretty fridge. Does it have an ice maker?
No.881394
>>881393
Hi! ♥ Feeling any better?
No.881395
>>881392
I like how it has two doors
It's both sci-fi and a hug
No.881397
>>881395
You have such a beautiful mind.
No.881398
>>881392
A bottom drawer
>>881391
I'm sorry
I feel like that was too mean
No.881399
>>881377
I didn't even know you did that.
No.881400
>>881394
Yush. I'm always great when not alone.
How's Sabs?
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No.881405
>>881384
dat screamer tho
>>881385
hello, fortune
>>881388
Howdy!
No.881406
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smiles y u no date me
>>881398
I'll just pretend I didn't see it :^)
No.881407
>>881405
Nice pic.
Was it inverted, or made that way?
No.881408
>>881405
skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.881409
>>881397
>
I saw The Witch.
No.881410
>>881407
I inverted a few^^
rip gypsy
No.881412
>>881405
♥!
>>881400
Good! I'm happy to hear that. I'm doing pretty well, thanks. Just had a nice dinner.
>>881398
Neat. I haven't seen that before. I miss the fridge at my old place. I had an ice maker. My new one's just...meh. (soooo interesting right?)
>>881409
Adorbs.
What did you think?
No.881413
No.881414
>>881413
A cute sponge.
Hi, btw! How ya doin'?
No.881415
>>881412
Hello, darling ^~^
No.881416
BLAZTIN NIGGAS LEFT NS ROGHT
No.881417
>>881410
Who's that?
Also, How're you doin'?
>>881412
Nice, what'd you have?
No.881418
>>881412
I liked it, but I didn't think it was Great great. I can't quite get out why.
Is it okay if I like, rant deconstruction at you?
No.881419
>>881417
He is hard to describe.
I'm okay. It's my Friday night ;3
How's you?
No.881420
sabrina how about you eat my dick
because ur a fucjing cunt
No.881422
No.881423
No.881424
sabrina. you are a shit head. fucking die.
No.881425
Why is scoot raging against sabby?>
No.881426
sabrina, we usedto be friends. not now.
No.881427
>>881425
She won't give him the e-pussy.
No.881429
>>881427
I thought it was obvious sabs didn't do that erp shit
No.881430
because sabrina is fukking fake
No.881431
No.881432
>>881418
Of course! Rant away. I look forward to it.
>>881417
Homemade tamales and salad. I wish I could say I made the tamales, but my neighbor was nice enough to make them for me. So, what have you been up to?
>>881415
Did you ever cave and buy new shoes?
>>881427
>>881427
>>881427
No.881433
>>881429
Nuh-uh, we totes do lewd things all the time!
No.881434
>>881406
Still waiting on dat sass tho
>>881405
How's the Sunday going?
>>881412
An ice maker makes life so much better
Shut up Sabs, I'd listen to you talk about refrigerators for hours and never get bored
No.881436
>>881401
>>881403
Come on scoots :P
>>881406
Not you too!
>>881411
Yep
Never knew lol
No.881437
Francisco Paulino Hermenegildo Teódulo Franco Bahamonde
No.881438
sabrina makes claims he cant back up
No.881439
>>881432
Eyy gurl, lemme get yo numba.
>>881434
I'm intentionally avoiding it.
No.881440
>>881419
How do you have a Fridaynight on a Sunday?
I'm fine. Spent my weekend at friends. Got a shitton of clothes.
No.881441
>>881388
What are those fruits in the left drawer
I'll take those
No.881443
>>881438
?????????????????????????????????
No.881444
>>881438
You said you wanted to see it. Don't get mad now that you know I'm bigger.
>>881434
Did I already tell you the story of being terrified of the ice maker when I first moved into my old place?
>>881439
1-900-SCOOT-CUCK
>>881442
Of all the people in all the threads in all the world, why you gotta pee on me?
No.881445
>>881438
Unless it directly effects you I don't see why you're getting so upset.
No.881446
>>881439
Wow, thanks a lot you slut
>>881441
I'll get you a beer instead
No.881447
No.881448
>>881444
Lmao what
This gon b gud
No.881449
No.881451
>>881445
I AM GETTING SUPER AROUSED
No.881452
No.881453
>>881446
Are we gonna get fucked up o.o
No.881454
>>881444
ty I texted you <33
>>881446
Thanks
No.881455
>>881432
I can't. Scoots is throwing me off.
I mean I fucking opened my laptop with the specific hope that you would be here or on Steam and I could sort my autism out about this film and now this. This fucking cockblock. Damnit.
No.881456
>>881432
Nothing much. Spent Weekend at friends, bought a SHITTON of clothes on Saturday, got home ust now and am playing Hearthstone with Casper in a Tinychat.
No.881458
Why are we cucking Scoot?
No.881459
No.881460
>>881457
I can hear the physical *rawr*.
No.881461
Can i jump on the unique opportinuty to ask out Smiles too??
No.881462
No.881463
>>881436
So you don't hate me?
No.881464
No.881465
>>881461
mine, actually
back off loser
No.881466
>>881444
>the story of being terrified of the ice maker when I first moved into my old place?
This can't not be an adorable tale.
No.881467
>>881453
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT IMAGE IS SO CUTE
HNNNNNNGGHHHHHHH
Oh, Imma fuck you up alright~
>>881454
I found my HS diploma lmao
No.881468
No.881469
why are you posting your diploma
No.881470
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No.881473
No.881474
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>>881447
I almost did that. Almost.
>>881448
I didn't have a fridge growing up (long story), so when I first moved in, the ice machine's water pump would turn on every half hour or so. I didn't realize it was the pump though, so I kept wondering why I was hearing water flowing at all hours of the night. So stupid...
>>881450
I want an alphabetized list of these reasons on my desk ASAP or you'll be back in the male room. And no, that's not a typo.
>>881454
So lewd! But I guess it's only polite to send a pic in return. Let me get out of these wet clothes.
>>881455
It's ok. Promise. I want to know what you though. But if you want to do it another time, that's fine. I'm always happy to pick your brain.
>>881456
New clothes? Cute! Are you like most guys and only buy new clothes when your old ones start falling apart?
>>881466
It took me over a month to find out because I was too embarrassed to ask anyone. -__-
>>881471
I mean, it's not even THAT much bigger. Why you so mad?
No.881475
>>881474
because i gave you my ass pics
No.881476
Loco tokai is fumbling around with a tie drunkedly in TC, come watch
No.881477
>>881474
Yeah. That's me, alright.
But I went shopping with my one female friend and my one gay friend. It's an experience, alright.
>Freezer Saga
Adorable. You're truly adorable.
No.881478
>>881463
Of course. I have no reason to dislike you.
No.881479
>>881478
see >>881461
but pretend i didn't misspell the word
please and thank you
No.881481
>>881474
You gave him dick pics? Post them here now, faygit.
No.881482
thanks for ignoring me smiles
No.881483
No.881484
>>881474
Yeah, we'll talk another time. Now all I can think about is how pissed off I am about being denied release.
Have a good evening.
No.881485
>>881478
Do you dislike anyone here?
No.881486
>>881474
Dude that's so adorable
If it makes you feel any better I have never used a dishwasher in my life since were poor spics and always wash shit by hand
So I went to Ian's and I was gonna clean up after the party and didn't know how to work that shit so I washed everything by hand lmao
>>881472
>inb4 you report me for smoking weed and I get kicked out of college
No.881488
>>881479
Sorry, but no.
Thanks for the offer though.
>>881482
Sorry, wasn't trying to.
I didn't have an immediate reply to your post, and forgot about it when I went back to my game.
No.881489
>>881440
My day off is tomorrow.
A shitton of clothes?
No.881491
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>>881474
No no, keep them on~
No.881493
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>>881486
Do you have that pasta?
No.881494
>>881489
Yup! Went shopping with Milo and another friend.
Got everything but pants.
No.881495
>>881475
Seeing the carrot going in was cool, but you're not really supposed to feed donkeys root vegetables.
>>881477
So did they pretty much pick out everything for you?
>>881480
Another missed opportunity!
>>881481
No. I like making you jealous. :3
>>881484
:(
>>881486
Now THAT'S cute!
>>881491
Ooo lala
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>>881495
no.
At least post pics of you and smiles sucking each other off.
No.881500
Cerub why'd you ditch lewd
No.881505
>>881495
Yeah.
I have no style. so I borrow theirs.
I do say no to something awful though.
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>>881500
They just posted in there though?
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