No.889264
>>889241
SUper fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun also my new internets came.... i downloaded a big ass movie in 2 minutes :O used to take me 3 days with my last package! :3
>>889245
I will be the commune's cook. With grim.
No.889266
No.889267
No.889268
>>889265
Ask anyone, its a well known fact.
No.889271
>>889254
hnm ^^
>>889257
I can try..!
>>889264
are you of the east india company?
No.889272
No.889274
File: 1458145396652.jpg (323.94 KB, 792x1080, 11:15, [Coalgirls]_selector_sprea….jpg)

Repost
>>889237
Go for it.
>>889241
What's your spirit animal?
>>889247
>that vid
Well it's a good thing I haven't eaten in a while.
No.889275
No.889276
>>889260
It just means you're well-organized, charismatic, and a snappy dresser.
>>889264
Congrats! I'm hoping to have Google Fiber within the next couple of years. I live on the wrong side of town, so I can't have it right now. -__-
>>889270
Take care!
No.889278
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>889274
>What's your spirit animal?
The Howling Wolf Mouse.
No.889279
>>889276
getting myself in a dangerous situation where i cannot charm my way out
sounds familiar
No.889280
Sabs, let's move in together and get the best internet ever and snuggle up to a stream of a yule log burning toasty~
No.889281
>Spending my money on sadness and frustration
at least im not splitting my arm open so thats an improvement
No.889282
No.889283
>tfw trying to find my earlier graduation papers
>no luck at all
>almost die of coughing in the progress
I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
No.889284
>>889276
I had to live like that for a few years now, taken so long to get fibre nets in my area. That said I think Britain is one of the forefronts of internet technology(hardware).
First world problems I guess.
Just feeling a little smug sort of, mostly smug against my past self having relied on terrible nets for so long.
The struggle.
How is your day?
No.889286
File: 1458145711170.jpg (156.43 KB, 1024x725, 1024:725, the shiny root in music sh….jpg)

>>889283
the dust got you?
No.889287
No.889288
>>889273
let us discover ancient india and raid with sepoys
>>889275
*washes with super syoss strength shampoo and lovely honey blends conditioner*
No.889289
>>889274
my friend tried to set me up with someone that big before. My friend isn't even that small herself but this girl was like 1.75 times bigger.
No.889290
File: 1458145760457.jpg (262.63 KB, 894x993, 298:331, [Coalgirls]_selector_sprea….jpg)

>>889278
Literally the cutest little islamic extremist I've ever seen.
No.889291
>>889288
Tokai, I love it when you talk Imperialism with me.
No.889294
>>889286
The fever/cough mix got me.
I hate this more than anything currently.
No.889295
>tbh I would nail a Jihadi
No.889297
>>889296
what seems to be the problem
No.889298
>>889294
you havent gotten over it? are you even getting enough rest!?
No.889299
>>889280
I gotta say, I like this plan. This is a good plan.
>>889279
Oh?
>>889284
My day's good so far, though I need to buckle down and get something done, but it's too fun bugging yous guys. How're you, hon? Besides stinky?
>>889290
Heee, I didn't even realize it was one of those until after I'd posted. Sometimes things just work out for the best.
No.889300
>>889281
>Spending my money on sadness and frustration
Hm?
No.889301
>>889297
I do not have one.
>>889299
There's something magical about that yule log :3
No.889302
>>889291
It's da best!
adventuure
No.889303
>>889301
no wonder i cant help you
No.889304
>Take care to reign in the smartassery
I'm never a smartass
No.889305
>>889299
part of the description of hitler
but nevermind that.
No.889306
>>889298
I think I should get some meds.
Not sure at all, I keep napping though.
No.889307
File: 1458146106971.jpg (85.14 KB, 814x982, 407:491, your musics are beautiful,….jpg)

>>889306
i dont know if it's just coincidence or not, but mashed ginger and then pour boiling water on it, then drink while it's still warm seems to work
No.889308
>>889303
Sorry I have no problems at the moment.
I mean unless you can make mail get delivered faster there is nothing I desire right now.
No.889309
>>889299
Besides stinky? I am doing well, I ahve today and tomorrow off. Yay. Tempted to get hammered and abuse people. But I probably won't do that at all. So gonna play R2TW asnd recreate the glory of Rome. I've already subjegated most of hispania, illyria, hellas and southern gaul.
huehuehuehuehue
Reporting on trump? Like me and a friend we where saying how worried(serious and non-serious) for you guys if hillary doesnt take him to the cleaners in the elections.
Other than that, whats news in your place?
>>889302
Is this before or after the middle-east?
No.889310
>>889308
what did you order
No.889311
>>889310
That is irrelevant to delivery speed.
No.889312
>>889307
I have no access to that.
No.889313
>>889312
any kind of grocery!
No.889315
>>889311
i know but delivery speed is a boring topic
No.889317
>>889315
Then change it to a better one^^
No.889319
>>889301
Since it's usually anywhere from 75-90 degrees F on Christmas here, an e-yule log is such a handy thing! We snuggle in summer (or no) clothes. :3
>>889305
Oooh. Yeah, he wasn't going to talk his way out of that bunker.
>>889309
I don't even know what to say at this point. Did you read that John Boehner wants Paul Ryan to get the nomination? It's stirring more rhetoric about a brokered convention, despite the fact that such a thing is virtually impossible these days. Still quite interesting though. The entire R establishment hates Trump, and over half the conservative anti-establishment hates him. It's the oddest thing.
>>889316
Heut' ist mein Tag!
No.889320
>>889319
I know right, you think if he was so hated he would have been buried by now :/
No.889321
>>889313
Not sure how many stores sell that, nor do I want to leave the house currently.
No.889322
>>889318
More girly pills, obviously. What else would I order?
>>889319
S-sabby, pls x///x
<3
No.889325
>>889319
i should sleep soon, before things are getting blurry
>>889321
do you live alone?
No.889327
>>889324
but they're both boys!
a-are you gay???
No.889328
>>889323
We'll aid glorious Assad.
No.889329
>>889320
The people who hate him will either hold their noses and vote for him anyway just to stop Hillary, or not vote at all. Trump is appealing to angry people across the spectrum. He's directing their vitriol against a nebulous blog called Chexico (China, Mexico). He's also running as a champion of the First Amendment, despite his eagerness to shred it in regards to criticism of himself.
This is the weirdest election season I've ever experienced.
>>889322
>
>>889325
Nothing is more delicious than sleep.
No.889331
>>889322
dunno
dunno what you're into
No.889332
Sad OPs
Welma what did you get on the test?
No.889333
>>889325
Not currently, but I don't feel like bothering anyone.
I think I'll just get that codeine-based stuff out of the cupboard.
No.889334
>>889329
i disagree.
strongly disagree
No.889335
>>889334
You don't like sleep?
No.889336
>>889328
insha'allah we will win
>>889330
*panic*
No.889337
>>889335
i do, but currently, there are things i'd rather do, which lately can only be done in a very rare occasion
No.889338
>>889319
how ya doing there today honey
No.889339
>>889329
>>889329
I am a little scared mainly for what it will bring with global relations. Its going to be bad for America. Also bad for the world now we are in such a globalized society. There is little/no room for isolationism.
No.889340
>>889332
they serve their purpose. i guess i'll try a bit better tho
No.889341
>>889336
And when Syria is free again we shall take the saffron
No.889342
No.889343
>>889332
Some Nazi dude I've never heard of. Most of the warnings and stuff at the bottom was pretty spot on though.
No.889344
i havent disenchanted in 3 weeks
No.889345
Do like "Meaning of Life General, Part 32: Electric-er Bugaloo: The Sequel [IN SPACE]"
No.889347
No.889348
>>889336
I'm an cool looking boy with a black ponytail.
>pic related
No.889350
>>889346
clicking the button felt really good .////.
No.889352
>>889351
And you got Stalin?
No.889353
>>889352
Yes..mixed feelings on that
No.889354
>>889353
>>889352
i nvy your mustache
No.889355
>>889354
my stalin one or my irl one?
lololol
No.889356
>>889341
then the holy land!
>>889348
ohh cute!
No.889357
No.889358
>>889337
*hands glass of iced tea*
>>889338
Purty gurd. You?
>>889339
Yeah...say what you will about Shillary, but at least she has experience in foreign policy and getting along with dignitaries. Trump is the definition of Ugly American.
No.889359
>>889355
I didnt know you had one
idk if i havae seen
>>889358
ohhh so impatient
my guitar comes tomorrow!
No.889361
>>889359
♪Waiting is the hardest part...♫
No.889362
>>889358
you want to share this?
No.889363
>>889362
Gimme a little in a Dixie cup.
No.889364
>>889359
Excuse the bedhead
>>889360
www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
No.889365
>>889361
So any big plans for today or tomorrow doll?
No.889366
>>889364
You wear that pretty well
I like it better than clean shaven on you but that is only my opinion
No.889367
File: 1458148450051.jpg (470.82 KB, 1024x1448, 128:181, why do you treat me so nic….jpg)

>>889363
no, we're sharing a straw
No.889370
>>889366
That's actually a bunch of people's opinions.
I should probably buy a trimming kit and do trimmy things.
But then again, clean shaven is zippy and neat
like from this ax pic
No.889371
>>889369
WHY DID I MISS THIS
I AM DELETING THIS FOLDER THIS SECOND
No.889372
File: 1458148774472.jpg (76.93 KB, 1191x671, 1191:671, teemo__s_shrooms_by_michae….jpg)

>>889371
No its suddenly the best folder.
No.889373
>sister walks in with fucking braids
"When did that happen?"
>a long time ago
what in the actual fuck
No.889374
>>889370
it makes you seem more approachable and friendly
jovia even
No.889375
>>889374
Literally uncle grim
No.889377
>>889358
I keep thinking that he wont get elected... but then again Bush was elected twice. Its scary.
No.889378
No.889379
>>889358
I keep thinking that he wont get elected... but then again Bush was elected twice. Its scary.
No.889380
File: 1458148951690.jpg (418.34 KB, 850x1014, 425:507, ▽ Think and endure, and fo….jpg)

Pour free the gifts of grace and slaughter the entire human race
No.889382
Fuck it. I am going to get drunk later. Apologies in advance to the poor skank I annoy.
No.889384
>>889372
i'm never using that folder again
No.889385
File: 1458149027464.jpg (146.61 KB, 850x706, 425:353, ▽ [lets out a high-pitched….jpg)

>>889376
Grim is Heinrich Himmler? I can see it
No.889386
>>889384
Well I win both ways then because that folder is also kinda sad looking.
No.889388
>>889385
No, that was what I got from the test.
No.889389
>>889383
Ay gurl
How's your cold?
>>889387
As instruments of torture, leaving no room for sympathy
WE BRING FORTH THE MONSTROUS BIRTH TO THE WORLD'S LIGHT
ALL GREAT ART IS MADE FROM SUFFERING, AND SO ARE WE
>>889388
You took a test that said you're like the person who was in charge of the Holocaust?
No.889392
>>889390
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
No.889393
No.889394
File: 1458149340038.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.56 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Day out on the water.webm)

No.889395
>>889392
c-can i see the test .///.
No.889396
>>889386
yes sir, mr putin
No.889397
>>889392
You are more brooding than Vladimir Putin.
No.889398
>>889389
I'm all better now thank you. Hows are you ?
No.889399
I did it everyone! Congrats to me!
No.889400
>>889399
the surgery went well i hope?
No.889401
Time for class
>>889398
Oh I guess I should order you to do that thing soon, then~
I'm good; byebye
No.889402
No.889403
File: 1458149485761.gif (434.72 KB, 350x263, 350:263, Slow clap, possibly sarcas….gif)

No.889405
>>889395
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
>>889396
Thats right, obey me or else I'll pretend to invade you.
>>889397
And what does that tell you?
No.889406
>>889401
Have fun in class..
No.889409
File: 1458149669051.png (54.52 KB, 317x332, 317:332, caught within the mainfram….png)

>>889407
Why the hell is there a rolly chair in the yard?
No.889410
>>889400
With the way my week is going, anything is possible! No surgery though
>>889402
*turns chibi and sits in your lap*
>>889403
Thank you! Thank you! This wouldn't be possible without people like you!
No.889411
>>889410
People who have no idea what it is that you've accomplished?
I suppose we do number over seven billion.
No.889414
No.889415
>>889405
T-thanks
n-now I feel uncomfortbale
No.889416
>>889410
I put a plastic bag over your head.
No.889417
File: 1458150033492.png (684.94 KB, 2845x1896, 2845:1896, Screenshot 2016-03-16 17.3….png)

No.889418
>>889409
My friends yard has so much shit in it
The back yard had like cactus everywhere
>>889408
Mordin and Subtle are pretty cool tho
I'd smash
Fortune who would you smash from threads?
Ikt?
IktxFortune seems like a cute OTP
No.889419
>>889412
Desu! Your luck worked!
>>889411
I passed my cert exam, got masters in starcraft and two buddies of mine qualified for the olympics. Great week
>>889416
*flails around wildly, grabbing and scratching my throat*
No.889420
>thread OTPs
dear lord help us all.
No.889421
>>889419
I pick up your chibi body and lay it on the bed. I straddle you and grind my pussy against you. Your thrashing for air feels good, and eventually I cum.
No.889423
>>889420
I don't want to be a part of this.
Nice result btw.
No.889424
>>889420
Baby maybe
You and Me
could be
OTP
No.889426
>>889405
Do it. Like in the video.
>>889407
I'm starting to wonder why, I've been sort of cold with you lately. Maybe I'll try to be better, I have a lot going on right now.
No.889428
>>889423
Why nice?
>>889424
I dunno bord. I always thought you were OTP with boo
No.889429
File: 1458150447579.jpg (110.43 KB, 392x377, 392:377, don't cry in public don't ….jpg)

>>889428
>tfw OTP'd with worstpossible Pairing
No.889431
>>889415
Why? what did you get?
>>889426
Shit?
No.889432
>>889429
>i could have said sci
No.889433
>>889430
THE DREAMER LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!
No.889434
>>889430
I'd say it seems accurate, actually.
No.889436
No.889437
>>889421
*Notices you forgot the ** but cums anyway*
:3
No.889439
>>889426
Yeah you freaking asshole
You were a huge dick that one day too
Maybe this is what I get for bullying you so much, this is my just desserts.
No.889441
>>889440
I laughed heartily
No.889443
like
why does it assume justice is logical
how is empathy and understanding not logical
No.889444
File: 1458150823919.png (1021.53 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, Asuramaru_episodio_21_-_16.png)

>>889435
Why? Are you some kind of pervert thats into poop?
>>889438
Nice get.
No.889446
>>889441
same
>>889442
tfw no qt
>>889444
seems like u and me
are meant to have a
very deadly war ./////.
No.889447
No.889449
No.889450
>>889446
None of your people will survive.
No.889451
>>889450
hey kid I'll suck your dick for 3.5 million Marks
No.889452
>>889438
I donot really knowww
No.889453
Sometimes I pretend to be an AC-130 and rain down burning sulfur from the sky on terrorist.
No.889454
>>889452
They could say you're a dreamer
But you're not the only one
No.889455
>>889453
My brother is an ac-130
I actually personally I dentify as a A-10 Warthog
No.889456
BBRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
No.889457
>>889451
I'm not paying money for that.
No.889459
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
They're re-making Ben-Hur.
No, seriously.
Can't wait for next year's gritty reboot of Citizen Kane starring Johnny Depp.
No.889460
>>889454
is this because of the jew problem
No.889462
I FORGOT NERUS BURNING HATE FOR JEWS
HLY FUCK
THIS IS PERECT
No.889463
>>889459
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Charlize Theron because she had no hair in that one movie
Joan of Arc mows down hordes of people and they market it as empowering
No.889464
No.889465
>>889461
i really like this song so far
i like the snorting lmao
No.889466
>>889457
hahahaha
comrade
you forget
3.5 million marks are worth No moeny
No.889467
>>889459
Why does it have so many dislikes?
No.889468
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>>889446
Much pain
>>889447
Ah well, there is that yes,
I do feel its fairly accurate
No.889469
>>889459
it doesnt seem that bad. i mean i guess its more cartoony but like...its okay it seems
No.889471
>>889459
FFS I HOPE HARRISON FORD DIES BEFORE INDY
No.889473
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>>889466
Not in my new world order.
No.889475
No.889477
File: 1458151758868.jpg (246.68 KB, 893x1280, 893:1280, maybe sexualize the link.jpg)

No.889478
>>889475
Sometimes the devs take simulator games way too far.
No.889480
>>889478
More games need to A-10 though.
Like the Sims.
No.889482
>>889480
>The Sims
W-what
>>889481
Bye Bardo
No.889483
>>889481
Auf wiedersehen, mein freund.
No.889484
>>889463
Loco, is this real life?
>>889467
It's a generic re-make of a classic film that didn't need re-making.
>>889471
My boss and I were JUST talking about that. How can the two men who created Indy not know what his appeal was and keep doing this to character? Who's that clueless?
No.889485
Good evening!
>>889481
See ya later.
No.889486
Wait no that's not the correct term.
*Tshüss!
No.889487
>>889484
At least its not the new ghost busters though.
No.889488
>>889479
can i have a hug?
No.889489
>>889484
If you want i can hold you and tell you it isn't while the car fills up with exhaust fumes
No.889490
>>889488
-hugs you and rubs your back-
No.889492
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>>889484
Are they crazy? Are they outta their moinds? They gonna get moidered.
Its a travesty.
Fuck you hollywood.
Fuck you.
Just saying.
Would be better if ford died so they could like NOT do any of this BS
No.889494
>>889493
You too master <3 <3
No.889495
>>889487
While I wouldn't put Ghostbusters on the same tier as Ben-Hur, I don't feel either warrants a remake. Though judging by the trailer, the new GB is a sequel...I think? And that's slightly less shitty because a lot of great films got awful sequels that were quickly forgotten about.
>>889489
Would you? Would you, please?
>>889492
The chariot race in the new Ben-Hur looks terrible from what I can tell. These studios aren't hurting for money, so was it too much to just build a track and hire a good stunt team?
No.889496
>>889495
exactly. i mean black people arent that expensive.
No.889497
>>889494
how did i get so lucky
No.889498
>>889497
Pls
You aren't /THAT/ lucky
No.889500
>>889495
No but sabrina if we kill ourselves we'll miss out on batman vs supermna
sabrina
Come on.
No.889502
>>889498
mmmf that fake ego is sexy
No.889503
File: 1458152948556.png (68.27 KB, 292x173, 292:173, ef662ddd7b94081cb56ed48823….png)

No.889505
Best part about my hair when hungover
No.889507
No.889508
>>889505
It is much nicer that way.
No.889509
>>889503
sup
>>889504
damn straight
No.889510
>>889508
I combed it :DDDDD
No.889511
>>889510
un comb it
>>889509
yey <3 !!
No.889512
>>889509
Nothing much. Just waiting for raid in wow to happening.
No.889514
kinda wish sabrina and loco would kill themselves.
By that I mean JIST loco.
No.889515
>>889511
whats up
>>889512
fun stuff
No.889516
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No.889517
>>889515
I'm doing some pointless flirting with different assorted posters.
Calms me down, unless you want me to stop then I will.
No.889518
>>889515
Sometimes it is. Depends on how good people are.
No.889520
No.889521
>>889517
stop. and paste me on steam
>>889518
ive never been a fan of mmos
No.889522
>>889519
>>889520
WASTING MY DAY LIKE A CHAMPION
No.889523
>>889520
*sulk*
>>889522
OWH YEAH!!!
No.889524
>>889521
Its understandable.
No.889525
>>889511
You only get to see my messy uncombed hair when I drink or have sex
No.889526
I wanna cosplay WindWaker Link :3
>>889525
Then drink.
No.889527
No.889528
No.889529
No.889530
>>889528
wow dude.. like calm down bro
No.889532
>>889526
I'm smoking lol
Close enough
No.889533
>>889532
then your hair will be disheveled yes?
No.889535
i just remembered when i learned the phrase "lick my taint" from On The Spot... lol
No.889536
File: 1458154828275.jpg (36.75 KB, 480x553, 480:553, 01129382b922102246efc4118c….jpg)

>>889506
>>889513
So I still want to know your thoughts on The Witch.
No.889537
Sabs I hate to break it to you but The Witch and Star Wars sucks
>>889533
It won't be full fledged kpop hairstyle
But it'll get messy probably
No.889538
File: 1458154956031.jpg (34.51 KB, 500x727, 500:727, tumblr_mwxz8bARuA1t3v282o1….jpg)

TOO LATE TOKAI IS BOOZE TIME]
>>889536
hey bb. wanna be noticed by senpai?
No.889540
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>889538
oh snapitty buggah
No.889543
Ich will die Ruhe stören.
No.889544
No.889545
>9 pm
>Sleepy as hell
Okay, that's it, I must be terminally ill.
G'night everyone.
No.889546
>>889545
You're getting old like me. Bweh heh heh.
No.889548
Look at these fuckin nerds lmao
No.889549
>tfw used to have a peephole to my sisters room where i could watch her change
>tfw sniff my sisters panties regularly
>tfw slap her butt and play it off as a joke but just want to touch her fat ass
Thank goodness I moved out before she was old enough to notice...
No.889550
>>889549
incest is wincest :p
No.889551
No.889552
>>889547
What's up buttercup
I'm faded, how's it going?
>>889542
How has my favorite old woman doing?
No.889556
>>889552
lol me too. Just waiting around for work haha
No.889557
>>889555
It's not what you think !
No.889558
>>889544
Hai!
>>889549
You are scum
No.889559
>>889549
nice
>>889558
How's my lewdie pantsu?
No.889561
No.889578
>>889540
yeeeee
>>889542
just went gordon ramsay there lol