No.889912
No.889913
>>889912
PUT SOME FUCKING EFFORT INTO THE OP
No.889917
Wonder if I CBA to get another drink. Terrible Op
No.889918
No.889919
>>889913
As if that actually matters.
No.889920
File: 1458166480167.jpg (75.11 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 7A1751B78B62CE9A623416F214….jpg)
The only 10/10 face is right here, bitches.
No.889921
>>889919
It doesn't.
But still.
>>889920
No.889922
>>889918
Although Goering is objectively the best Nazi.
No.889923
>>889920
wish is stinky fish
No.889924
they denied my parking ticket appeal
what is something passive-aggressive i can put in the pay envelope
No.889925
>>889906
bruh im so fucking tired you dont even know man
i will literally feed so hard it will put ian to shame
>>889905
Are you saying you want to talk in private?
No.889926
>>889914
Does it mean that though?
No.889928
>>889920
I must examine it more closely.
>>889921
But still.
So many other threads are just "new(d)" + some random image
basically what I did.
No.889930
>>889924
Piss on the envelope and let it dry.
No.889931
>>889928
OPs don't matter. It's more who's making them.
The ones you listed are just Eva being his autistic self.
No.889932
>>889921
Why do you have a gif of a camera zooming in on a blue background?
>>889923
Hello, autistic British poster.
>>889928
No, thank you.
No.889933
No.889934
>>889925
if it's about those kind of things yes
No.889935
>>889929
sorry mang.
>>889934
Well it seems as if it isn't much of an option at the time, right?
Unless you have some form of chat client
No.889936
>>889929
Sure, I'll put some "effort" or whatever you'd like to call it into the very important act of creating a thread next time.
No.889937
No.889939
No.889941
>>889938
>>889939
It's legal tender.
I mean, all DPS/DoT workers are fat, lazy niggers anyways.
Heaven forbid they actually work and have to count pennies.
No.889942
>>889938
You could include more money than the ticket, forcing them to send you back a letter containing the leftover.
No.889943
>>889941
yeah
i mean it'd only be 2500 pennies but im gonna call the bank tomorrow and see if they can do that
>>889942
LOL
knowing my school they'd take the extra and consider it a donation
No.889946
>>889941
Funny enough I feel that way about all state/government employees. They fucking take their sweet ass time and make you wait painfully until a task that should take no longer than 10 minutes to complete is done next year. Fucking hell, even "nurses" or whatever you call the fat whores who check you in or make appointments at your PCP/specialist's office are fucking terrible.
No.889947
>>889932
ITS INCREDIBLE
but not as incredible as yme
No.889948
>>889943
Most banks don't even let you convert pennies to other coinage/bills anymore so I wonder if they'd even do the reverse.
Regardless, yeah, do it.
No.889949
File: 1458167071815.jpg (94.05 KB, 600x849, 200:283, F23B8CBDB266197340C455CAC4….jpg)
>>889937
Hell, I'll call you acoustic if it helps you sleep.
No.889950
post the boy if you dont pic
No.889951
>>889943
I'm not keen on being evil anyway!
No.889952
No.889953
holy shit
i should do it in mixed change
that is true evil
No.889955
>>889944
same, in the morning
but then I lied down and I felt better
No.889956
File: 1458167166350.jpg (79.35 KB, 600x847, 600:847, F015A0DFD8E91FBF607E312D7A….jpg)
>>889947
Yeah, yme is pretty cool.
No.889957
>>889946
Depends of the type of clinic.
All of my doctor's offices are specialists that have a dedicated nurse and APN just for them so it's never a hassle.
No.889959
Remember kids, when dealing with irrational woman whose first action is to scream at you instead of having a rational conversation, nod your head and walk away.
God forbid you expect more from an older person (female or not).
>>889957
My pcp has great doctors but all the nurses are either fat faggots or fat mexicans who hate life. My dad's pcp's office is full of fat feminists. My dad's pcp told me that they all felt intimidated by me. Literally lost my shit and laughed in her face.
No.889960
No.889961
>>889953
Just for extra spite, throw pocket lint and dust in there so it just ends up all over their desk and them when they dump it.
No.889962
>>889953
>>889961
This is the type of shit that puts a big fucking smile on my face.
No.889963
File: 1458167370657.jpg (88.94 KB, 600x849, 200:283, FBD8D6CB8DC2D67428C6F44D7B….jpg)
No.889965
>>889959
Most of my doctors' patients are all old people so I'm like the only person under 40 there and it shows because all of the halfhearted, awkward flirting from nurses.
No.889966
File: 1458167438799.gif (998.47 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mk97sjI2lL1qmc017o1….gif)
>>889963
Frustration.
So what's up with you
had class?
No.889967
File: 1458167496353.jpg (57.42 KB, 600x659, 600:659, F3F91E63A54E5DA73D2979212D….jpg)
>>889966
I did yeah.
Got home like, an hour ago and had a rotisserie for dinner.
No.889968
>>889965
lmao, the worst type of flirting I've ever had was during an EKG. This bitch alternated between RIPPING the patches off and slowly, sensually pulling them off. Maybe I'm looking to far into it. It was really awkward.
No.889970
I want erio to be my bull
No.889972
>>889967
Neat
I had some currychicken for lunch
Did some VMware work and played a lil mon hun
all in all a relaxing day
No.889973
File: 1458167680348.jpg (251.42 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, ▽ 'Night is also a sun', a….jpg)
>>889959
Just yell louder
Let the hate flow through you
>>889964
Maybe you should nap; you're good at that~
>>889970
Shut up and go get your dildo
No.889974
>>889969
>you'll never share ice cream with becky and reddy
No.889975
>>889968
I had to get a doppler once and it was this old lady sticking cuffs and leads to my feet then groin to test circulation and honestly, it was torture in the most skin crawling way. She was old and gross and it was just unpleasant to have her feeling me up for "circulation".
No.889976
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.889977
No.889978
>>889973
I'm making dinner though !
>>889971
Yes ?
No.889979
File: 1458167834242.jpg (173.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
No.889981
File: 1458167873391.jpg (493.37 KB, 904x1280, 113:160, 8a58397fffc2c64d3a4b314cb3….jpg)
>>889978
You want him to be your bull and you disobey on his first request?
No.889983
>>889975
Lmao, did you have ED or something for her to check your dick?
love it when the only attractive PA who is like 30 something gives you a full physical
No.889984
>>889979
Would you rather be my bull ?
>>889981
I never said I wasn't getting it
No.889985
File: 1458167973115.png (515.75 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, ▽ The great British Prime ….png)
>>889976
Not here
Unless she lurks I guess
>>889978
Then you're not earning attention right now
Don't link one of my posts again until you're ready to be a good slut
No.889986
>>889983
It was dead of winter and the doctor couldn't feel a pulse in my foot so he ordered one to check.
It was like fingers, then chest, then toes, then thigh and groin.
No.889987
Still kind of mad tbh. It's the most unexpected thing when a doctor goes FULL HAM, and talks down to you as if they have authority over you. The worst part is when they use your family as collateral just in case you have a rebuttal or any sort of valid argument.
No.889988
File: 1458168035086.jpg (114.34 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
No.889989
No.889990
>>889982
>you'll never tease taylor swift about her obvious autism
No.889991
Someone tell Wish she's a fat slut for me
Thx
No.889992
>>889986
Kind of pointless though, right? I sometimes can't feel the pulse in my wrist but that's just normal, right? As far as bad blood flow goes, I'm pretty well versed in that. I stretch extensively before any exercise and in the morning so I don't go numb randomly during the day or any activity.
No.889993
>>889990
>Tokai rippping anyone elses mental disorders
No.889994
No.889996
>tfw you'll never get to give tswift a back massage and gently caress her supple butt
No.889997
>>889992
It was a pre-op thing so they kind of had to guarantee my circulation wasn't just something related to weather.
I was simply cold.
No.889998
>>889996
Easy there, Colbs. You can't just walk up and massage people.
No.890000
File: 1458168333117.jpg (151.14 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg)
>>889995
Lewd things are not allowed.
Now, I'm going to go play vidya or something.
No.890001
>>889993
come on I'm not that weird in the head
No.890002
>tfw tokai will never give you a back massage and gently caress your butt
No.890004
Hey tokai how do you feel about manicures
No.890005
>find out there used to be a place called Nigger Canyon near your town in the 1940's
Oh man, I love working at the archives sometimes
No.890006
>>890000
I hope you have fun <3
No.890007
>>890004
I bite my nails so no
No.890009
That made me picture Donkey Kong characters in a canyon
No.890011
all i know is whats on te internet
No.890012
No.890014
>>890011
Lies, du ved også hvad røde pølser og Tuborg er
No.890016
>>890014
De finns på nätet, google it :D
No.890017
speaking of weird foreign languages i went to IKEA today
No.890019
Kattjävel kallar mig utländsk, vi hugger han!
No.890020
>>890016
Du vidste det godt uden nettet.
>>890017
Nice.
No.890021
File: 1458169011701.jpg (890.51 KB, 786x1100, 393:550, ▽ Angel of Lawlessness (54….jpg)
>>890015
Do you have your dildo ready now?
No.890023
File: 1458169094881.png (315.29 KB, 321x625, 321:625, im-feeling-drowsy-and-so-d….PNG)
>>890018
P A Y
Y O U R
L E G A L
F E E S
>>890020
Lite kanske :3
No.890024
>>890021
>Do you have your dildo ready now?
And this is the first thing i see as i enter the thread.
No.890025
File: 1458169097018.jpg (617.62 KB, 850x728, 425:364, ▽ Size is not a reality, b….jpg)
>>890022
Then lube it up and put it in
Remember to record your moans and post them in thread
No.890027
No.890028
>>890023
Smutter i seng. God nat!
No.890030
No.890031
>>890023
I don't know that meme
>>890024
Welcome to the Empire of Lawlessness
No.890032
File: 1458169243316.jpg (104.54 KB, 556x702, 278:351, 5beb8ef4414b4323264912349e….jpg)
No.890033
>>889973
I think my pwoblem is I napped too long
No.890034
File: 1458169298708.jpg (561.17 KB, 637x900, 637:900, ▽ Angel of Lawlessness (00….jpg)
>>890032
Are you obeying like a good slut?
>>890033
Maybe you need some coffee or something :3
No.890036
File: 1458169366632.jpg (427.74 KB, 450x654, 75:109, ▽ Angel of Lawlessness (07….jpg)
>>890035
Tell me when it's in~
No.890037
>>890030
How are you this evening?
>>890031
I'm not sure i want to be a part of that empire.
No.890038
File: 1458169405122.jpg (432.75 KB, 1184x1096, 148:137, ▽ The Global Empire of Law….jpg)
>>890037
There's no escape
No.890039
>>890037
doing much better now actually
No.890040
>>890036
ok ok okokoko ok
its in it kind of hurt im not used to this aaaaaaaa
No.890041
>>890038
I've always found a way to escape though.
>>890039
Sounds great.
No.890042
No.890043
>>890040
**Start slowly pumping in and out. You have my permission to stroke your cock, too. And you better be recording. <3
>>890041
You can only have the delusion of escape
No.890046
>>890042
So what are you doing now?
>>890043
Thats what they all say. No empire lives forever.
No.890047
>>890043
Can I please show you the recording somewhere noty herre assasazsas pelase
No.890048
>>890046
talking with an awesome person on steam, laying in bed, and being close to falling asleep.
wbu?
No.890049
>>890044
What do you mean you try? How is that a response to that? :3
I can see how it could be a response to what I said to Desu in that post but not what I said to you
>>890046
No human empire
No.890050
>>890047
Something something post it here you owe me.
No.890051
>>890047
No. You have to post it. And start pumping faster. <3
No.890053
File: 1458169831293.jpg (30.97 KB, 715x536, 715:536, 12809702_1058616777494733_….jpg)
No.890054
File: 1458169886978.jpg (107.05 KB, 919x1300, 919:1300, ▽ Crimes against the tides….jpg)
>>890052
Oh, you can order a dildo too then
No.890056
No.890057
>>890051
please please dont make m edo it hisere omgg please :C
No.890058
Dear god, if you're going to do this shit. Just message each other on Steam.
No.890059
>>889997
fake and gay
>>889998
if she asks for it you can
No.890060
No.890061
>>890028
natti natti
>>890031
trump memes
Do you have .rar of art folder?
No.890063
File: 1458170081427.png (601.52 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, ▽ Angel of Lawlessness (33….png)
>>890057
I'm going to make you. Keep fucking yourself hard and stroke your cock. <3
>>890058
You liked it the other times
No.890064
>>890063
It was hilariously pathetic.
Now it's just straight up disgusting.
No.890065
>>890048
And who is that exactly?
>>890049
What makes yours different?
No.890067
No.890070
>>890061
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wmu0fm7amis2cap/AAClFl0WTpOfvHFUhhzDmH2va?dl=0
Not entirely up to date with the one on my comp
>>890064
He was descriptive the other times lol
Anyway just don't scroll over the spoilers
>>890065
THE EMPIRE OF LAWLESSNESS is all-encompassing. It was, is now, and shall forever be
False empires formed by human gangs rise within THE EMPIRE OF LAWLESSNESS before inevitably being devoured by the black womb they emerged from
Also I'm pretty baked
>>890068
Close to cumming~?
No.890074
>>890072
Cum for me. And post the recording. <3
No.890077
No.890078
File: 1458170613356.png (68.27 KB, 292x173, 292:173, ef662ddd7b94081cb56ed48823….png)
No.890080
>>890078
actually an awesome person
No.890085
>>890074
Can I please not post it here I really really don't like public stuffs like this aaaaaaaaa
No.890086
>>890083
I saved it as "I didn't triangle enough"
No.890087
File: 1458170953242.png (159.55 KB, 398x388, 199:194, ▽ Angel of Lawlessness (28….png)
>>890085
Post it now. You can put it in spoilers~ <3
No.890088
>>890080
I can imagine. There haven't really been a person i've disliked.
>>890081
I'll think about it.
No.890089
>>890088
I wish there was a way to subscribe to posters
No.890090
File: 1458171023845.png (493.35 KB, 962x654, 481:327, Screen Shot 2016-03-12 at ….png)
>>890088
yo what?
how do you not dislike at least one person
No.890091
>>890087
m-may you please come on steam I'll make it up to you some other way I promise !
No.890092
>>890091
No. Post it or don't talk to me. :3
No.890093
>>890089
I wonder how many you would get.
>>890090
Because its not in my personality to hate people.
No.890094
>>890092
I'll do the whole thing for you on skype if you let me show you in private
No.890095
>>890093
Im jealous of your personality !
No.890096
erio make the cuck post it.
No.890099
File: 1458171332316.jpg (583.75 KB, 643x900, 643:900, ▽ Did perpetual happiness ….jpg)
>>890093
Depends on if I could see who was subscribing to me probably
I'd probs subscribe to Neru
You'd at least subscribe to Blood-chan
>>890094
I'm not saying another word to you until you post it :3
>>890096
I'm clamping down
He can obey or GET OUT OF MY UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.890100
>>890099
He owes me anyways.
No.890101
>>890095
Well it can happen that i get annoyed sometimes, but that doesn't really mean i hate one.
>>890099
Indeed i would. Speaking of which. You know what she is doing? I haven't seen her for a while now.
No.890104
File: 1458171607728.jpg (494.45 KB, 768x810, 128:135, ▽ Rebellion, though appare….jpg)
>>890100
I guess that debt he seemed to be intently ignoring is considered to be taken care of then
>>890101
She asked me to tell you guys she killed herself
She'll probably post anonymously
>>890102
Good boy <3 -pets your hair-
That is pretty feminine
No.890106
>>890104
Why does everyone fucking say that no it is not
No.890107
>>890105
This is the proper way to treat him
>>890106
I saved the recording
No.890108
File: 1458171766932.jpg (148.68 KB, 850x928, 425:464, 093edef90173892e2b1c35d1ed….jpg)
No.890109
>>890104
I somehow doubt that. But she will probably/hopefully appear non-anonymously eventually.
No.890111
>>890108
Never
>>890109
Almost definitely
She's taken "breaks" or "quit" several times before; I know what to expect
No.890113
>>890111
I would have preferred to have her steam before her break.
You seem to know her really good.
No.890115
>>890112
Because it's kind of cute and having it saved seems to fluster you
>>890113
She's not coming on Steam either
Who knows though; she could change her mind and come back any time
I've spent an unholy amount of time talking to her over the years
No.890116
>>890115
oh my godddddddddd
No.890117
>>890116
Maybe I'll show it to people too
No.890118
make cake glazing and pour it over yourselffffff
No.890119
>>890118
Of course that would be your fetish
You'd probably like to lick it off someone
Or a plant
No.890120
File: 1458172405948.jpg (117.49 KB, 850x791, 850:791, f56648ba0fd5955a4ae2840216….jpg)
>>890117
Please don't do that...
No.890121
No.890122
>>890115
Ah, that makes sense. She reminds me actually a little of someone i went to boarding school with.
But thats only judged through how she is on the board.
No.890123
File: 1458172548114.jpg (494.45 KB, 768x810, 128:135, ▽ Rebellion, though appare….jpg)
Neru when's your birthday? Maybe I should have Desu do what you said as a present
>>890120
Isn't that one of your fetishes, though?
>>890122
Did you have a crush on that person
No.890124
File: 1458172605655.jpg (261.32 KB, 849x1207, 849:1207, 2a6a17c13105289450cdc00719….jpg)
>>890123
none of this is my fetish !
No.890125
File: 1458172618143.jpg (318.41 KB, 1224x850, 36:25, b17e528d53da57f1ad2d30bfd1….jpg)
>>890123
Only a tiny bit. But that died quick because i was young and wasn't really into that relationship stuff.
No.890126
No.890127
File: 1458172714024.png (482.21 KB, 749x900, 749:900, ▽ Reality is the original ….png)
>>890124
You hate it but love it
>>890125
Well I'm pretty sure Blood-chan is incapable of feels like that tbh
No.890128
>>890127
Thats what i was thinking too.
But you'll never know. Besides i live on the other side of the planet.
No.890131
>>890130
I think i'll do the same. Goodnight.
No.890132
No.890133
No.890134
>>890133
(You) is much appreciated. Have one in return and see ya another time.
No.890135
No.890136
No.890142
Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew
No.890144
File: 1458174543431.png (430.94 KB, 507x381, 169:127, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….png)
>>890139
>>890138
>>890137
These memes are coming to fast for me to handle.
No.890145
>>890144
the memetrain has no brakes bite the pillow
No.890146
>plan on going to bed
>kept up by sudden tech hitch
>fixed
>still up
No.890147
its over
its finally over
and i have weed
god
i love all of you guys
No.890148
>>890145
neru
your voice sounds angry in those vids
No.890149
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
TREETOPS AND TREEFORTS, OUR SOCIETY HAS NOW ENDED
DIE BRITISH DIE
No.890150
No.890151
>>890148
And really American..
No.890153
>>890144
>>890148
butmy voice does not cure cancer
No.890155
>>890151
yeah! neru must good accent
>>890153
it doesn't? why not
No.890156
File: 1458175077135.png (143.3 KB, 421x315, 421:315, 2840 - john_cena smiling w….png)
No.890157
No.890158
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>posting kids for soto to fap to
degenerates
No.890159
well i got on to the most creeepy post ive seen yet......
No.890160
>>890153
Don't listen to them your "voice" is amazing.
No.890161
>>890158
i have a whole collection of orgasms for soto on my phone now
No.890162
Desu what the fuck was that recording
are you on hormones?
>>890159
link it
No.890163
>>890159
You haven't been here long enough if that's the creepiest post you've seen
No.890164
>>890159
You talking about boo's post?
I used to post my kids during summer too
sometimes you just feel proud :3
No.890165
>>890164
i think spoiler's meant scoots
he's in love with me too much to insult me like that
No.890166
>>890161
who would bring babies to a rave?
No.890167
also neru needs to literally shut the fuck up
No.890169
>>890167
DOES ANYONE EVEN CLICK HIS WEBMS ANYMORE?
No.890170
>>890164
Hes probably talking about this one that desu posted.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mh89BjLRvG
No.890171
No.890172
No.890174
>>890170
Lol what the fuck
No.890175
>>890160
running out of stuff for now ;;;;
No.890177
>he says 'oh my gosh' while masturbateing
No.890178
>>890168
That laugh though.
No.890179
damn im gonna get railed for that typo
No.890180
File: 1458175616031.jpg (60.13 KB, 736x1101, 736:1101, 87c79dda91f9dcd6871043b519….jpg)
>>890162
>>890154
>>890163
if calling a little girl your bitch in a filename isnt creepy i dont know what is up here anymore and am going to start to worry about who i talk to
No.890181
>>890180
kek
>that filename
what is wrong with people
btw i love this folder of yours
No.890182
No.890183
>>890180
>linking multiple people your flirting entry post
i dont even feel special now???
No.890184
>>890180
No, it definitely is but like
That is barely scratching the surface of creepy shit
No.890185
No.890186
>>890173
Sometimes I wish I could avatar as myself like that.
No.890187
>>890180
It's a joke buddy
No.890189
>>890187
oh wait youre right that post was directed towards me
shit you think this niggas serious?
No.890190
oy vey sleep restlessly faggots.
ni
No.890191
>>890186
You could if you wanted
No.890192
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>>890181
azula is the best fire lord theere for it makes sense the folder is the best thanks though
>>890183
there was nothing about flirting
>>890184
if you can name something more then that one ill believe you, it seems fair like that
>>890187
i dont think anyone would take kindly to a joke involving calling their young child your bitch.......
No.890193
No.890194
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No.890195
>>890192
when did u get a stick up ur bum for me
also i cant believe this thread has degenerated your mind so much that you associate everything with pedophile
creepy
No.890196
>>890192
These are things I do not wish to repeat
No.890197
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>>890192
Spoils, listen.
This is 8chan. He's just playing around. It's similar to this
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RELAX BRO
No.890199
I feel like that snapchat was the closest thing we got to ban's face
No.890200
Grim the problem is some people might not realize that and he is so young he might get the impression that it is okay to do irl too and not just on the internet. It's only a matter of time and has happened to people before.
No.890201
>>890199
Did he show you that?
Don't post that.
No.890202
>>890201
No, the edited one you posted.
>>890200
He would learn the hard way, nothing wrong with that.
No.890203
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>>890195
no i just associate obvious pedophile things with pedophile creepy
>>890196
they are now defending it ytse, does it really get any more creepy then this?
>>890197
jokes are funny, that was not
No.890204
>>890202
Ohhh this one.
This one and >>890198 are actually me.
No.890205
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>>890203
>>890204
nah, other one. You looked like the ninja from OPM I think.
No.890207
>>890202
what if he doesn't
what if he goes on and gets so fucked up mentally he kills someone
i'm serious too
No.890208
>>890200
i think the only one that delusional is probably spoilers with all this weird shit he's doing
he might be trying to see if we agree that it's okay to fuck kids before he goes out patrolling by the elementary school while jerking that pedophile stache of his
No.890209
>>890198
You were always adorable
>>890203
Yes, yes it does. It always does.
No.890211
>it's a 'spoilers got molested by his dad now he cant look at pictures of adults and kids' episode
put in your damn tampon already wtf