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No.890360
COUNTDOWN TO EXTERMINATE THE HUMAN RACE
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TWO
ONE
No.890503
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asdf
>>890495
The Onion is satirical news.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_mail
>>890497
You're like an engorged Oompa Loompa.
No.890504
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This is the last of these I'm making for tonight
You'll be on your own soon
>>890496
That's part of the thrill
>>890502
How are Luka things?
No.890505
>>890498
m-maybe some people :c
I can't help it I end up feeling bad if I don't do what people say like I'm doing something wrong
>>890497
Sleepy and my legs are sore I biked 5 or so miles to the store and it was super hot out
No.890506
>>890504
Not really thrilling for me tho
No.890507
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No.890511
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>>890495
Its not jets though just single prop planes.
No.890512
Repost
>>890497
Don't lie. you're tons mature.
>>890498
How many fingers am I holding up? ✌
No.890513
>>890503
there's only one story about out of country shipping destination
the person suffered a dehydration
yeah we're not doing this!
>>890511
i have a boyfriend
No.890515
lasdh
>>890484
Plat?
>>890490
Why are you so cute.
No.890516
>>890505
Such a good sub
>>890506
How do you know? Have you tried?
>>890507
You're off to a good start
>>890512
Probably none because you were typing
No.890517
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>>890515
I'm not cute, you're mistaken.
>>890516
Meow and shit.
No.890518
>>890515
as a goldboosted player, most likely silver this season
No.890519
>>890516
The emoji has two fingers up ✌
You're not feeling okay, you need a hospital.
>>890517
>I'm not cute
No.890521
>>890516
I am not that subby !
No.890522
>>890516
Not really, but I don't like doing other things in public so it stands to reason that it extends to that also
No.890523
>>890520
naww it's just a joke after knowing you dont drive a jet plane to work.
No.890524
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>>890513
You'll finally be with your husband that way.
No.890525
No.890526
>>890524
is it that hard to believe that i want a wife instead!?
No.890527
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>>890517
That is kind of a cute thing to say in its own way :3
>>890519
You didn't ask about the emoji
I don't think a hospital would think they need to do anything about me being really high
>>890521
You'd fuck yourself with the dildo and make a recording again right now if I forced you to
>>890522
You like sleeping naked on cam
No.890528
>>890519
Good afternoon, Clock-chan.
No.890529
>>890527
Lol that was 100% alcohol
No.890530
>>890517
Kawaii don't lie.
>>890518
>goldboosted
wha?
No.890531
>>890523
I think those cost a TON of money.
No.890532
>>890527
I should get some sleeps I think...
No.890533
>>890526
Yes.
You're just that gay.
No.890534
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>>890498
gotta think up some memorable ones bae
No.890535
>>890527
Saying "Meow and shit" is kind of cute?
Baka nano?
>>890530
I lie all the time, though.
No.890536
>>890535
You must be a good liar then, I don't notice you lying to me.
No.890537
>>890530
i was boosted last season
that's why i got gold
>>890531
someone needs to do the calculation how much money does one ton of money actually worth!
>>890533
would a gay people save images of anime girls, not boys!?
wait
No.890538
>>890529
Alcohol brings out inhibitions
>>890532
So sleep
I don't actually wanna spoil you too much by giving you orders too often
>>890534
Why would I remember "ur mum" shitposts I made while baked?
Remember to watch your tone like a good kitty
>>890535
Maybe just because you're cute
No.890539
No.890540
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>>890537
Yes.
Look at how many people here are just that gay that they've decided they're girls.
No.890541
>>890527
You're going to OD on marijuana.
>>890528
How are you Wish?
No.890542
>>890538
I thinks you overestimate how much I enjoy it compared to not wanting to disappoint you
No.890543
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>>890501
>>890503
I am nothing like that!
>>890505
Wow that's a good amount of biking
Congrats!
>>890512
Only somewhat
I just dropped 350 on a single comic
No.890544
>>890538
I think you mean lowers, and the inhibitions are kind of the point
No.890545
>>890543
Thanks I finally got around to getting it fixed so I may as well use it now that it's here right ?
No.890546
>>890539
someone called katsuya
which is a troll
and i just found out he is mentally unstable, his friends told me. And he admitted he was treated in mental institution for trying to suicide, but i wasnt sure if he was trolling me or serious. i've never seen him since months ago, used to play together everyday.
>>890540
FINE FINE I'll post male character
No.890547
>>890536
I don't really lie to you at all, though.
>>890538
But that's just not true.
>>890541
I'm doing really good.
Today was a good day.
How about you?
No.890548
tfw smiles doesn't want to fucc
No.890549
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>>890541
YOU CAN'T OD ON WEED MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>890542
I don't give a fuck
>>890544
You say tomato I say tomato
No.890550
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>>890543
Yeah, you're right.
Even Oompa Loompas have better spray tans than you.
No.890551
>>890549
And I say SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.890552
>>890549
I'm sorry for talking out like that please don't be mad at me
No.890553
>>890546
>>890547
I'm happy for that.
No.890554
>>890534
Hello, my beautiful spoils of war. How are you?
No.890555
No.890556
>>890543
I'm sure it wasn't impulse.
>>890547
I'm only halfway through my day, it's been busy so far bu so fa so good.
>>890549
Watch your mouth young lady, I've seen fox news.
No.890557
>>890553
do you remember vincent
No.890558
>>890557
Yes. That was him?
No.890559
>>890555
tfw can't keep a smile while fucking you
No.890560
>>890546
What the fuck is that?
No.890561
>>890537
1232415123312415
You can check the math if you want.
No.890562
>>890558
no, vincent is katsuya's friend.
Vincent visited him recently, and he says he is okay now, living with his dad.
i've never thought katsuya was depressed judging by his voice and how he act in game. I guess playing a game is where he could forget about how depressed he was.
No.890563
>>890547
Well it's opinion I guess
If I say ur cute ur cute
>>890551
You're 2sub for that to be something you say
>>890552
See? You're a good sub~
>>890556
Why would you watch Fox News without weed?
No.890564
>>890563
That is a GOD DAMN LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.890565
>>890562
Oh, okay.
Yeah, depression is real, and it can get pretty bad.
No.890566
>>890560
he is onizuka and he is a teacher!
>>890561
i'd say it's quite right, and more than enough to buy a jet
No.890567
lewdcake is totally into me guys
No.890568
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>>890553
Actually, I really don't lie all that much in general now that I think about it.
>>890556
That's good.
What was up with your intro post though?
>>890563
If I say im ugly im ugly
No.890569
>getting 2hit by most monsters
>>890567
totally
No.890571
>>890569
do you fucking doubt me?
No.890572
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>>890545
Definitely. If you got it, use it.
>>890550
>me
>tan
Pick one. I like my snow white light skin to contrast with my dark hair.
I'm kidding of course, but I in no way try to tan.
>>890556
Book is worth 1000 probably.
No.890574
>>890569
>being shit at RPGs
No.890575
>>890538
there was a tone? :^)
>>890554
im great though im about to jump in for a shower now that im done working out, how are you darling?
No.890576
No.890578
>>890572
That particular comic ranges from $50 to $1600 dollars depending on condition
No.890579
>>890563
Ughhhhh
>>890572
The hard part was carrying it up 3 flights of stairs after though
No.890582
>>890572
>white
>black hair
stop trying to flirt with me on the side like that
No.890583
>>890568
What do you mean?
>>890572
I guess the value only goes up or something, right?
No.890584
>>890575
I'm good. It is my pre-paddys day drinking, so I am happy as can be. And I just rode around town with my brother and father. Go get wet and slippery, love.
No.890585
>>890566
I learned how to fly when I was 16 and I haven't really be practicing but if you want I can risk it.
I know I can still take off but landing is hard.
No.890586
>>890572
If by any metric you're "snow white" then Oprah is a fucking suburban wife with a Cozumel tan on spring break.
No.890587
Sorry, it's actually sold for $16,000 in mint condition before. Assuming you're talking about the 1960's X-men issue 3 and not a later one
No.890588
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>>890570
I'm white.
>>890583
That you're trying be more mature or whatever.
No.890589
>>890584
lol will do, laters bae
No.890590
>>890588
You actin' a foo'.
No.890591
>>890564
How many people have e-fucked you?
>>890568
Do you actually think you are?
>>890575
There's always tone
>>890579
You're enslaved as a public lewd toy
Deal w/ it
No.890592
so I realized every Wednesday I end up burning myself. also get really sick every other week when I do it
No.890593
>>890588
There isn't anything wrong with that.
No.890594
No.890595
>>890591
I can count on one hand
No.890596
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i dont have many boy pictures, i quit, i'm gay,whatever.
>>890565
if i knew he had been skipping classes i'd never ask him to get on
>>890585
WHAT
you're serious about you can drive single prop airplane?
No.890597
>i'm gay,whatever
>>890596
rip him.
No.890598
>tfw watching bebop slowly descend into suicidal states of depression
No.890599
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>>890595
Are you sure there aren't some you don't remember because you were drunk
>>890598
>>890598
>>890598
>>890598
No.890600
>>890598
I want to fuck you, boo.
No.890601
>>890599
I am fairly sure, yes
No.890602
>>890596
100% serious.
You wanna see some random thing someone wrote about me?
No.890603
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>>890578
I'm aware.
I think it's around a 7.0 ungraded.
Once I get it graded that will definitely affect value as well.
>>890579
Well it's a good thing you're in shape then.
>>890582
I"M NOT TRYING ANYTHING YOU BAKA
>>890583
Normally yes.
Hopefully there isn't a warehouse of un-circulated copies found and redistributed.
FUCK YOU SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
>>890586
But I am
No.890604
>>890591
Is there any way out of this :c
No.890605
I thought about the meaning of that frog picture and nevermind
>>890601
Someone told me you didn't remember that you started dating them when you were drunk lol
No.890606
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No.890607
>>890597
based on what tsuchi said!
>>890602
sure, but quick, i'm going to shower very soon
No.890608
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>>890590
I ain't acting.
>>890591
Most definitely.
I am totally not fishing for compliments.
>>890593
Not that I think there is or anything.
I was just curious where this all came from.
No.890609
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No.890610
>>890594
it's different each time
>>890596
gayboi
>>890598
when i was in the last tc with my cam on i held my ar up to my head while loaded
only a matter of time :^)
No.890611
>>890605
LOL
>>890607
I know you're bi nig
No.890612
>>890603
I'm trying to get my abs back for when I take you out on a date
>>890606
hmph I'm sorry for asking out of it
No.890613
>>890610
are you burning yourself on purpose or what
No.890614
hah i fucked up the anon posting and posting with name/trip
i give up
No.890616
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>>890603
Sure you are, darkie.
No.890618
I bet smiles has the skin tone of a slightly roasted tortilla
No.890619
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>>890608
That looks sarcastic
>>890612
I kind of enjoy your struggling but don't make a habit of it
No.890621
>>890603
I've only really ever enjoyed the Guardians of the Galaxy and deadpool movies, so I guess I'd be more inclined to read their comics than any other superhero.
>>890608
Trying to impress a girl.
No.890622
>>890619
This whole thing is conflicting for me and I don't want to enjoy it and dislike the fact I sometimes do s-so I don't know what to do I don't wanna make you mad
No.890623
>>890613
no
drink fire with me when i turn 21
No.890624
>>890603
ah but you are! so kawaii
No.890625
>>890622
Just shut the fuck up and obey, obviously
No.890626
>>890621
>Trying to impress a girl.
>girl
You're dating a 30 year old dude.
How in the hell are you trying to impress a "girl"?
No.890627
>>890600
I wanna fuck you too
No.890629
No.890630
>>890627
That isn't how it works, though.
No.890631
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>>890619
Your face looks sarcastic!
>>890621
Ohh? Respectable~
No.890632
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>>890623
Is this about fireball whiskey
I kind of want fireball whiskey now
>>890628
Shh~
You love it
No.890633
>>890630
i hope our relationship survives this
No.890635
No.890636
>>890633
You will never fuck me. But you might get joy nonetheless
No.890637
>>890636
then what's the point of this conversation we're having
for you to fuck me?
that's icky
No.890639
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>>890631
Why are so many things you say so kawaii to me
I know the weed must have something to do with it but it's you specifically
>>890635
Yeah good little bitches drink semen mixed drinks
Good thinking slut
No.890641
>>890637
I am not one to be fucked, boo. Perhaps you mistook me.
No.890643
>>890641
You said you were cute tho
No.890644
No.890645
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>>890634
You do lose a little bit of respect for that one, though.
>>890639
You're going insane.
No.890647
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>>890640
<3
>>890642
Good observation
How are you?
No.890648
>>890647
i did some homework and i'm sleepy
No.890650
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>>890612
Nope, can't happen.
>>890616
You're the blackie here, not me.
>>890618
I can't tell if this is good or bad.
>>890621
I actually have a few of them.
Like I have deadpool issue 1
>>890624
Only sometimes!
No.890651
>>890650
You want to go straight to marriage ? How bold..
No.890652
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>>890650
Hey, I don't have any shitskin genes like you.
No.890653
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>>890645
I don't think I'm the only one who thinks you're kawaii though
>>890648
So sleep
It's pretty late anyway
Actually I don't know what state you live in
>>890649
-pets your hair- :3
No.890655
No.890656
>>890653
eh it's midnight here
i think i'm gonna get a food
No.890657
>>890644
this wouldnt be good for my e-reputation if i became your bitch tho
No.890658
No.890659
>>890650
I like tan girls better than pale ones.
No.890660
No.890662
>>890659
>I like tan girls better than pale ones.
No.890663
>>890660
They were probably in a skype call while we were sitting on our asses.
No.890665
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>>890653
You're also not the only insane person.
>>890654
I only have good vibes.
No.890667
>>890657
Oh? The bitch of Mandy? That is quite a high station. You should be honored.
No.890668
My work is making me take a personality test / mental evaluation. I am fucked, aren't I?
No.890669
>playing with Bebop and Lloyd and expecting not to lose
I mean...
No.890670
>I bet smiles has the skin tone of a slightly roasted tortilla
Grim would know, he's probably saved all of them and is trying to track down her info.
>>890650
What a geek.
No.890672
No.890673
>>890668
You could always just... I don't know, lie? Assuming it's not proctored by a psychologist.
No.890674
>>890668
Let me take it for you
No.890676
>>890665
Good vibes are best vibes.
No.890677
>>890667
alright
i need a pic of how you look though honestly
No.890678
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>>890651
Nope.
None of that, you know better, Desu.
>>890652
You are literally tainted genes
I'm still more pure than you.
>>890658
Slander!!
>>890659
>>890662
Top Fucking Kek
>>890664
>>890670
Please there was only ever like 1 photo shared here, and that wasn't even my doing.
I'm a fun geek though.
No.890679
>>890670
Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.
Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.
Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.
Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.Good afternoon everyone.
I am going to start being more mature so do not be alarmed.
No.890680
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>>890656
I kind of want a food also, come to think of it
>>890661
I can do whatever I want to you
Apologize for that post
>>890665
Seems pretty biased to use thinking you're kawaii as criteria for being insane
No.890681
>>890672
I still managed most damage to champs with 4 and 5 man dives bot constantly
No.890682
HEY GUYS.
LOOK AT ME.
I AM CLOCKWORK.
I AM.
mature.
No.890684
>>890668
Don't be a bitch and lie, let everyone know what you are inside. I bet you're not even as edgy as you want to believe.
>>890669
ayy lmao I have like 4 games not in bot lane in the past year or two
No.890685
>>890659
thank god i'm so white
>>890662
what did you mean by calling me special the other night?
>>890680
food is nice
No.890686
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>>890678
I'm pure white.
You're like mostly spic.
No.890687
>>890675
Yes, love?
>>890677
Perhaps you could get somebody to post one.
No.890688
I wouldn't be surprised if you were a fucking abbo.
No.890690
>>890678
Someday I'll make you fall for me
>>890680
I'm sorry for thinking I could tell you what to do and for being so stupid.. Please don't drop me or be mad at me I'll try to be less of an idiot I promise
No.890691
>>890685
Thank god nobody gives a fuck.
No.890693
>>890684
I'm sure you are competent in those roles then
>>890689
Grim ragequit lmao
No.890694
>>890678
All the other ones have been shared here on a few occasions.
If only you knew that the CPU needed power, would have probably fooled me.
No.890695
>>890692
How are you doing, babe?
No.890696
>>890673
The personality test is not proctored but I think the mental evaluation is
>>890684
I am pretty sure I am
No.890697
How does this nigga function outside?
I can imagine him living his life with his fucking head down, eyes glued to the floor.
Literally retarded.
No.890698
>>890678
you only deny it because you don't want to look proud of it and end up going to Hell
it's okay, love
No.890699
>>890693
THE MATCH WAS ALREADY OVER
No.890700
>>890693
That is the best way to remain sane in that scenario.
No.890701
File: 1458187543896.jpg (589.06 KB, 850x1087, 850:1087, ▽ Anything will be possibl….jpg)
WELCOME TO THE ABANDONED LAND
COME ON IN CHILD TAKE MY HAND
>>890685
What's your favorite food? :3
>>890690
Good boy <3 -pets your hair-
>>890697
EXECUTE HIM
No.890702
>>890701
but he is just a child.
No.890704
a fatherless one, but a child nevertheless.
No.890706
No.890707
>>890693
I'd like to think so.
>>890696
Accept who you are and deal with it?
No.890708
No.890709
>>890705
What's wrong, brightness?
No.890710
File: 1458187661944.jpg (235.21 KB, 867x1080, 289:360, [Coalgirls]_selector_sprea….jpg)
>>890686
I'm from Russia.
My people are where the term Caucasian comes from.
>>890690
Probably won't happen. I'm not open to that stuff.
>>890694
Are you kidding me? Well it's a good thing I don't make that mistake anymore. Now my photos stick with me only.
SHUT UP ABOUT THAT
I WAS LITERALLY PANICKING AND YOU WERE NO FUCKING HELP
>>890698
Well I don't want to go to hell. That's true.
No.890711
>>890708
I just started arc 2
No.890712
File: 1458187676313.jpg (478.18 KB, 861x1200, 287:400, ▽ I exist as I am, and tha….jpg)
>>890702
He's completely OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>890703
Didn't you say you wanted to sleep? :3
No.890713
>>890709
same shit
how are you
No.890714
>>890685
I guess I kinda meant that I have an anamalous attraction to you that I can't really explain, if that makes any sense
it's why i want to talk to you more
>>890687
but bae i dont know who would have a picture than you
maybe grim?
No.890716
>>890710
I'll make you change your mind !
>>890712
Yes but you started talking to me again..
No.890717
>>890707
I don't think I will get the manager position if it comes up that I have 0 empathy
No.890718
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>>890710
Except that other half that's like Iberian and injun.
>SHUT UP ABOUT THAT
>I WAS LITERALLY PANICKING AND YOU WERE NO FUCKING HELP
Even I told you that to check that first.
No.890719
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>>890676
I had no idea such other types of vibes existed, to be honest.
>>890680
That is not the only criterion either.
I can basically make them up on a whim.
No.890720
>>890712
nigga shut the fuck up
No.890721
>>890696
My guess is that the mental evaluation will go fine so long as you don't say anything stupid.
>>890699
STILL COUNTS
>>890700
Good thing Lloyd is a GOD
>>890710
I just would like to point out that I was not responsible for the photos here
No.890722
>>890710
still can't admit it because you're so devout, i love it.real turn on too
even i don't want to go to Hell
No.890723
>>890713
Faded as fuck. Doing good.
>>890714
I doubt grim does. I think Moogs does if he saved them. Other than that, not sure. I have posted a couple.
No.890726
File: 1458187858928.jpg (433.83 KB, 638x800, 319:400, ▽ In the deepest forest. I….jpg)
>>890716
Do you have work or anything tomorrow? :3
I forgot what you do
>>890719
Okay cutie~
>>890720
Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.890728
No.890730
>>890725
I am going to be so fucking drunk tomorrow...
No.890731
>>890711
I haven't actually seen it but I plan to soon
>>890717
Maybe I'm thinking about it wrong but I think that means you would be better for the job. I've been told but a lot of people that I think too much like I'm in the military though so I could be off by a lot.
>>890717
No.890732
Here is our warmhearted, hot-blooded mandy.
No.890734
Fuck you, I didn't save his dick. Shit's ugly.
No.890735
>>890710
What is that? 4 or 5?
No help? I was rocking the usermanual pretty hard trying to find some intricate reason it wasn't working, I overlooked that fact that the thing wasn't even plugged in.
That's like- internet tech support tier stuff.
>>890719
There are rumors of bad vibes that lurk in the shadowy underbelly.
No.890736
>>890734
Are you saying dicks can be attractive?
No.890737
>>890732
>>890733
Oh dear, grim, do you save everything?
Also, fuck you. My dick is beautiful.
No.890738
>>890727
YOU UNERESTIMATE MY POOWER!
No.890739
File: 1458187984934.jpg (583.75 KB, 643x900, 643:900, ▽ Did perpetual happiness ….jpg)
No.890740
>>890730
lol
>>890734
his dick is fantastic
No.890741
>>890726
Shut up BAKA!!!!!!!
>>890728
What's a hyper-hipster?
>>890735
Underbelly?
I've never seen a whale in person so I think I'm safe~
No.890743
No.890744
>>890739
It is possible.
>>890740
I literally don't know if I am going to remember it. But it is going to be amazing.
No.890745
>>890726
Na, I'm not doing anything until 6pm but I like waking up early :c
No.890746
>>890736
No, are you?
>>890737
Mostly everything.
Sure, nothing wrong in being prideful of your babymaker.
>>890740
You're fantastic.
No.890747
>>890718
I thought I did!
Look I was embarrassed, and now you're going to make fun of me..
>>890721
Why people even wanted them, I don't know. Eh, I know you weren't the one, love. How are you?
>>890722
Real talk, that's kinda weird.
You're sexualizing my faith in God. Never knew that was a thing.
No.890748
>>890746
That slightly scares me.
No.890749
>>890741
That not even animal specific, silly.
No.890751
>>890735
I nearly cried when I saw the monitor turn on I was so happy.
No.890752
File: 1458188127163.jpg (418.34 KB, 850x1014, 425:507, ▽ Think and endure, and fo….jpg)
>>890741
I deserve credit for not e-cuddling you at all this entire conversation
>>890744
Nevermind, I looked back and it appears you were talking about pics and were okay with them
>>890745
Night is the best part of the day though
No.890753
4m I will destroy you
>>890748
You have nothing to worry about.
>>890750
rip dick ted
No.890754
>>890744
have fun
>>890746
uhhh thanks
No.890755
>>890752
Slightly. I honestly wasn't expecting anybody to post any. I am slightly concerned that anybody saved them.
No.890756
>>890747
Okay I admit saying that it was a turn on was a bit of an exaggeration, it's more of your devotion to God is all.
No.890757
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>>890747
All I ever do is make fun of you.
You're just so damn easy.
No.890758
No.890760
>>890754
Maybe. So why aren't you being happy?
No.890761
>>890747
People like to see what other people look like here so they can either flirt with them or make fun of them, it's just how it goes
Can't complain, today at work I learned that there were plans to introduce Koala bears into Southern California in the 1940's so that was interesting. And you?
>>890753
No.890762
>>890747
>You're sexualizing my faith in God. Never knew that was a thing.
No.890764
>>890762
faith in god not for god
No.890765
>>890760
dunno
gonna jerk off
No.890767
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>>890747
the first thing I thought when i saw that was you gonna think that's me that said that to you. Well, i'm not whoever that anon is.
No.890768
>>890751
So bittersweet. At Least you're enjoying it now and are online more often.
No.890769
No.890770
>today at work
when did this happen
No.890771
>>890769
yes, hello I am a cute internet e-"girl". Please give me attention.
No.890772
File: 1458188372808.jpg (538.63 KB, 628x767, 628:767, ▽ Groups are grammatical f….jpg)
>>890753
Blow me
>>890755
Yeah I never really bother to save things like that
>>890764
I didn't read what she was replying to
She didn't knowing having a fetish for good christian grils is a thing?
No.890773
File: 1458188374764.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.68 KB, 1056x812, 264:203, mandy's mandingo.jpg)
Oh by the way here is what Grim was too much of a PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! to save
>>890766
Good.
>>890770
I work as a volunteer 3 days a week at the National Archives
No.890774
No.890775
>>890773
Neat!
Shame you don't get paid.
No.890776
Boo I'm sorry I moved to my laptop I should have told you before I went offline
>>890752
Noooo daytime when it's warm and sunny and animals are awake is the best !
a-am I too lewd to be cuddled or do I not deserve them ?
No.890777
>>890775
Meh, it's been good experience. The staffing agency people said it was great on my resume.
No.890778
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>>890776
can someone be too lewd to cuddle? how could that even be?
No.890779
>>890765
To what?
>>890772
Me neither.
No.890780
>>890772
seems so
guess who i am and i'll give you a cookie :^)
No.890781
Oh and also it's interesting
Literally touching history
No.890782
>>890774
This will not suffice!
Ugh!
I am so frustrated.
No.890783
File: 1458188496700.png (729.63 KB, 1000x1063, 1000:1063, e87c19da1c8e7278e80d2332ee….png)
>>890749
I've only every heard of the underbelly of a whale~
>>890752
Your credit is that Grim hasn't e-destroyed you yet.
>>890758
What's an ultra-hipster?
No.890784
>>890778
Basically they stick your dick inside them before your arms can reach them.
>>890777
I agree with them.
No.890785
File: 1458188511159.png (741.74 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, 0f3cd80cb95100b7fd59bb2f37….png)
No.890786
>>890778
heyy
>>890779
dunno. couldn't get it up so i gave up
No.890787
>>890776
Nah thats fine bae im glad youre back
♥♥♥
No.890788
No.890789
No.890791
>>890784
Also I'm the first to hear about any paying jobs at the Archives and have connections there should I be eligible
Last one I applied to got restricted to veterans only, unfortunately
No.890793
>>890783
It's like a coined term here for like criminal life.
No.890794
File: 1458188640316.jpg (62.25 KB, 786x600, 131:100, 2dcbba6c9a72bc16063278b6d5….jpg)
>>890784
how is that bad?
>>890785
i dont believe it!
>>890786
hey bae
No.890795
>>890791
Dang freedom fighters taking our civilian jobs.
No.890796
>>890794
BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO SPOON AND NOT FUCK
GOT DAMN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
No.890798
>>890701
stir fry
all those good flavors at once~
>>890714
someone i met playing magic said something very similar
i think i'm just more likable than i seem
>>890771
no
No.890799
Here is a special reply for boo.
one whole post.
just for you.
No.890800
>>890786
Don't give up. I would help you....
No.890801
>>890795
Lol. The vast majority of the people I work with are veterans, I'm not upset that one took the job
I do wish they'd put that it was restricted to veterans on the application tho, I put a lot of effort into sweet talking people after I applied
No.890802
>>890796
then keep your pants on next time!
>>890797
not a whole lot just got out of the shower, sup with you?
No.890803
>>890776
It seems like more animals are awake at night going by my driving experience
Not birds I guess, but deer and rabbits etc.
Also fuck the sun
-cuddles- :3
>>890779
Some people are just more interested in that stuff I guess
Being weirdly interested in each other seems to be one of the main things that keeps the community together
>>890780
I'm not playing this game
>>890783
I'd rise again anyway
Like an edgy jesus or a haunted cockroach
No.890806
>>890803
I would have to agree.
No.890807
>>890798
Yeah now I want a food even more than I did before
I should learn how to make stir-fry; it probably isn't too hard
No.890808
>>890800
nah im eating lucky charms now
>>890802
eating lucky charms. woke up not too long ago
No.890809
>>890803
I like the sound of birds and stuffs its relaxing for me. And I love the feeling of when it's really warm out and the sun is beating on you I'm weird I'm sorry.
*hugs tight and rests my head on your shoulder*
No.890810
>>890798
who even are you
go back to moping around and screaming at your parents while taking half-assed hormones, faggot
>>890801
A colbear has got to eat. I'm sure that if a spot stays open for a good while, they could possibly change that for you.
>>890802
I mean general underwear is a given minimum
naked spooning is only after sex in the missionary position for the sole reason of procreation™
No.890811
>>890803
then you already know who i am
No.890812
>>890792
Well I mean it was either compliment the shit out of you or be upset that we were apart for 5 minutes
I prefer to consciously try to like you, you know?
No.890813
No.890814
File: 1458188931707.png (843.62 KB, 669x946, 669:946, 13411330a3da8e0ca177a2bfdb….png)
>>890793
Like a quarter or a nickel?
>>890803
Or a phoenix I guess.
No.890815
>>890812
I guess.. Thanks you for being so nice to me
No.890816
>>890810
Nah, it was filled pretty quickly. Government jobs are incredibly desirable, and veterans always have preferential hiring in them so I just have to get lucky really. Also the hiring isn't handled at the place that's hiring, it's filtered through a central office that ranks prospective hires based on merit (and vets always have more merit than non-vets)
No.890817
>>890814
Uh.. not that sort of coin.
No.890818
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>>890809
The sunlight gets in the way of the darkness
>>890811
I think so, since it seems you were humping Smiles' leg
>>890814
Sure
I'm curious about something but I think it might be a question you don't want asked
No.890819
>>890816
Fucking hell.
I could picture you working for the IRS ezpz.
No.890820
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>>890808
sleep alright enough?
>>890810
well we can not procreate so that there does not help a lot
No.890821
File: 1458189091739.png (175.84 KB, 545x750, 109:150, ▽ Ahura Mazda was taken by….png)
Well I guess it isn't if it's the reason you're here more now
No.890823
>>890818
Am I allowed to go to sleeps soon ?
No.890824
>>890798
it would be much more likely that you are actually likable instead of everyone else but you being wrong
your self esteem could use a boost babe
>>890815
I mean dont think too nice of me honestly
All I'm doing is wanting to make you happy because it makes me happy, so I'm still kinda being selfish
No.890826
>>890819
My uncle works for them. It would be incredibly boring. My archives job is interesting because the subject matter is interesting, if I was doing the same tasks in a different agency it would fucking suck
No.890827
File: 1458189155149.png (1.41 MB, 800x1119, 800:1119, ▽ The view that dialects t….png)
No.890828
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>>890817
Like one of the ones you flip in like the Pokemon TCG, then? ^^
>>890818
Ask it.
No.890830
>>890826
boring yes
but steady, passable pay is hard to pass up
No.890831
>>890829
I need to find a good doujin of that firebitch.
No.890832
>>890827
w-will you tuck me in ?
No.890833
>>890830
Eh. I'd do it, but I'd fucking hate my life
No.890834
>>890820
i feel like im still waking up
No.890835
im just realizing that ian looks EXACTLY like the irs guy that came to my house that one time
No.890836
File: 1458189283446.jpg (166.17 KB, 299x446, 299:446, ▽ Angel of Lawlessness (60….jpg)
>>890828
Are you still with your bf?
>>890832
-carries you to bed and tucks you in- :3
No.890837
-sneezes from behind the chair-
No.890838
>>890835
did you check the balls to make sure there wasa only 1?
No.890839
>>890835
>
>>890833
I wonder what degree it takes to get into homeland security
No.890841
>>890837
CLEAN THAT FUCKING SPRAY UP
No.890842
>>890808
Well fuck. I am arguing with a faggot about black lives matters.
No.890843
>>890839
Depends on what you want to do in Homeland Security.
No.890844
>>890841
-always covers his mouth- :<
No.890845
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Grim how do I stir-fry
>>890840
Nini
No.890847
>>890843
Something like
detective work
but federal scope
I guess criminal justice?
No.890848
File: 1458189415512.jpg (651.48 KB, 779x1000, 779:1000, 344b312acfd1b370dd1d87027e….jpg)
>>890835
and you look like my friend from high school!
No.890849
>>890847
Detective work in what capacity? You would be best of specializing in something specific and becoming an expert in it
No.890850
>>890846
Because he needs a reality check.
He actually claimed that feminists disable comments because straight white guys send them rape threats and shit.
No.890851
>>890845
shit in a pan add water and boil
No.890852
>>890838
do you only have one ball boo? that's not normal
>>890845
buy a wok and sesame oil
💯 👌
>>890848
i look like most fat white people anna
No.890853
>>890836
We broke up for a bit but we started to sort things out.
No.890854
>>890831
i looked already most of it is just like cartoony weird shit nothing well done
>>890834
well... still good morning in a way then to you babe!
No.890855
Boo, you never comments on my pics.
No.890856
>>890844
SANITIZE
>>890845
>>890845
S P E E D
cut meat and veggies thin/small so it cooks QUICK
use high heat, you want flash evaporation of test water droplets
add a bit of oil 1-2tbsp, then your spices
proteins first, slowcooking veggies second, fast cooking veggies last, additional sauces last, keep stirring, and bam
stirfry
No.890857
>>890850
arguments rarely change anything
>>890854
thank you
No.890858
No.890859
>>890854
Damn..
>>890849
I wouldn't know.
No.890860
>>890857
Aside from blood, what else do we have?
No.890861
>>890855
why do you need to know what i think mr. confidence :^)
No.890862
>Aside from blood, what else do we have?
bebop
you
and
the legend himself, MFF
No.890863
MFF is the guy that inspired me to start this collection of caps
No.890864
oh yeah buttfox as of recent too
No.890865
>>890861
I don't. I am merely curious. I would bend you over a table regardless. I might even let you cum.
No.890866
>>890859
You could become a computer expert and work there preventing cyber attacks
You could have an engineering background and work there protecting infrastructure from attacks
Etc.
No.890867
File: 1458189726282.jpg (319.61 KB, 663x800, 663:800, ▽ Limitations do not exist….jpg)
>>890852
Thanks
I Googled wok and there is a pan that looks like that in the kitchen
I'm halfway there
>>890853
That's good~ I guess you spend a lot of time with him if that's the reason you were here a lot
>>890856
Perfect; I'm kind of impatient and that's why I don't cook much
>>890858
No, you're the guy who humps Smiles' leg
I don't think she appreciates my edge btw
No.890868
>>890860
i dont understand
No.890869
>>890866
So many things to do
>>890867
post results
No.890870
>>890857
except im guessing its actually night for you
>>890859
avatar doesnt get a lot of love in that way, well korra does but no one else
No.890871
>>890865
nigga he is 18
literally a kid
No.890872
No.890873
I should probs head off
night
No.890875
>>890869
Homeland security is pretty broad. They just hire the brightest from various fields
No.890876
>>890871
yo dad wtf im trying to get laid here
No.890877
>>890869
Maybe I have time before I get sleepy tonight
I need to figure out what ingredients to get though
No.890878
>>890867
you literally cannot fuck up stir frying if you have a wok buddy
stick whatever you want in there
i personally use a mixture of sesame oil, oyster sauce, soy sauce and rice wine for my stir fries most of the time
just google stir fry and follow the most asian looking niggas instructions
No.890879
>>890867
I grew pretty dependent on him because of stuffs so I ended up replacing that with threading when I felt lonely or whatever.
Pretty dumb idea if you ask me.
No.890880
>>890872
did you know the mask was supposed to be gory and r rated originally? before they decided on that actor he was a serial killer and shit
>>890874
yeah thatd be night lol
No.890881
No.890882
No.890883
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>>890878
My dad's last gf made him buy it and made stir-fry one time before they broke up lmao
I think I'll make it really spicy; for some reason most "spicy" stuff at Asian restaurants and take-out places and stuff isn't that spicy to me
This should solve that
>>890879
Aww I would have talked to you more if I knew you were lonely :3
I think you're proving me right about thinking you're kawaii
No.890884
>>890878
Maybe since his only defining character trait is he's "too baked", he's just trying to say he'll end up with "too baked" stir fry.
No.890885
No.890888
>>890868
We either settle it over argument, or we settle it over blood.
>>890871
Whelp, fuck that shit then.
No.890889
File: 1458190409055.jpg (94.08 KB, 850x823, 850:823, ▽ They want blood from you….jpg)
>>890884
I didn't say anything about not being able to stir-fry
No.890890
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>>890881
バカなの？
＞
>>890883
This was a mistake.
>>890886
I swear those things never land on heads.
No.890892
>>890890
Tails never fails.
No.890894
File: 1458190641628.jpg (286.64 KB, 850x576, 425:288, ▽ The more necessary anyth….jpg)
>>890890
I'll be sure to give you lots of attention if it happens again
No.890896
>>890891
ゲーゲー
>>890892
I remember a lot of the cards being like, "flip a coin, this attack deals 30 more damage if you land on heads" or some shit.
No.890897
No.890898
>>890896
There's probably some paper out there describing the chances of winning depending on which face is up before you flip it and average effort to get it it int he air.
No.890900
>>890894
I'll be fine.
I'm learning.
>>890897
With what?
No.890901