No.902646
I'm a single woman looking for a nice and attractive guy who is sweet and kind. Welcome to my crazy life.
No.902651
No.902652
Terrible. This entire thread. Just terrible.
No.902653
No.902654
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>>902645
I have no idea. It's just really hard to make food when every little smell of said food makes you puke up bile. I would have stayed if I thought I could do my job.
Do you have a pizza stone for making your own? I lost mine but am unsure if it really matters much when actually baking it.
>>902652
Sabby. *sniffle-hugs*
No.902656
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No.902657
I mean....... Hello Sabrina.
No.902658
No.902659
>>902646
I'm a nice and attractive guy.
No.902660
I even have a mouth fedora
No.902661
No.902662
>>902654
Well. No. But.... I am a savvy cook and can compensate with the best of them
>>902658
Why dont you fuck off there
No.902663
>>902643
;-;
I want to share a bubble with my onee thoughhhhh
>>902642
for the im pussy folder
No.902664
>>902653
I'm not a whore.
Whores charge.
>>902654
What's wrong, hon?
>>902656
No.902665
>>902659
but how big is your cock
No.902666
>>902652
afternoon, victim.
No.902667
No.902670
>>902662
No, no. Not at all attacking your cooking skills. Just wondering what exactly the pizza stone does? Maybe for like even heat distribution on the underside of the crust.
>>902663
I'll have to observe your behavior among the rest of your potential e-partners to determine the risk and think about it.
>>902664
I don't know yet!
Trying to resist the nicotine monster.
How was your weekend?
No.902671
>>902664
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No.902672
>>902669
you'll do i guess
No.902673
>>902670
I would rather you be my potential~
its weird because im normally not int he slightest of attraction towards feminine people but you might be an exception or something
No.902674
No.902675
im like 95% sure that people are just gay for attention
No.902678
>>902670
i HAVE BO IDEA LOL, I WAS MISTLY JUST GOING TO BLAG AND GET IT DELIVERED KEK
caps for post sabrina yelling
No.902679
>>902673
Maybe that's just your way of calling me manly.
No.902680
>>902679
Its not! !!!!
I think you're cute...
No.902681
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>>902668
Why do imagine everyone who reads my posts making that face?
>>902670
Quitting smoking? That's wonderful. You've got this, Elma. You're stronger than you know. My weekend was nice. I got to see an old friend and try Splatoon.
>>902671
That Skittle must smell delicious.
>>902666
How do I emote someone blowing a rape whistle?
No.902682
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>>902672
I lied i'm actually a girl.
No.902683
>>902681
The single greatest ever made sabby dabby doo
No.902685
>>902675
no question it's easier to be gay on the internet, it's all up to what you can bring yourself to do in person how homosex you are
No.902686
tfw upset nee-chan
pls forgive
No.902687
>>902680
meh
>>902681
Yeah, it kind of happened by accident this time but it's also going better than the rest of my latest attempts so I'm trying to stick with it this time.
That sounds fun. I've been wanting to try that game out for a while but Steam doesn't have it I'm pretty sure.
How did you like it?
No.902688
>>902687
can I make it up to you ???
please ;___;
I didn't mean it that way...
No.902689
Isn't splatoon a wii exclusive?
No.902690
>>902681
by closing your eyes, opening your mouth, and saying yes massa, everytime you are spoken to.
No.902691
>>902681
In reality, my face moves very little whilst reading your posts.
No.902694
>tfw you cant wait to go on a weekend shopping trip with sabrina and elma, but know you'll be the one carrying all the bags.
Oh well. Fashionistas will fashion after all.
No.902695
>>902689
wii u!
>>902692
name your price
ill try !!!
No.902696
i'll bet it has amazing suction
No.902697
>>902694
You will be fairly compensated afterwards.
>>902695
What do you give somebody who wants nothing?
No.902698
i bet your ass has amazing suction
No.902699
david please no weird porn
No.902700
>>902683
I bet it's one of 'dem mystery ones that's all the other flavors melted together. Mmm.
>>902687
I hope you'll stick with it. I want you to be happy and healthy. Besides, you don't want wrinkles. :3
The game was adorable and so fun once I got the hang of the controls. It was my second time playing a Wii U and I had to aim with the tablet thingy. It was weird, but fun.
>>902690
I dunno, Doland...
>>902691
Lunch?
No.902701
>>902697
I don't know but I could try T_T
No.902702
>>902693
BRIAN, a pony. He was a very sickly man.
>>902700
Already ate.
No.902703
>>902696
Sabs is the best.
>>902700
Lie to me. Tell me you hate being molested.
No.902704
>>902700
Oh wat? You have to aim with that thing? Did your arms get tired from too much woomy'ing?
haha yes, my lungs and wallet will be much healthier, I promise!
No.902705
>>902694
Of course you would! It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
No.902706
>>902697
Aw yissssss~
>>902700
wait....are those a REAL thing???
;~; i will never know real freedom
No.902707
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it's pretty par for the course
No.902709
your ass is par for the course
No.902710
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>>902684
I'm only into cute "girls" though.
No.902711
>>902705
I imagine the bags would be piled so high. Like from one o dem comedies.
No.902713
>>902701
I'm all set with that.
No.902714
>>902713
any suggestions??
Please nee let me make it up to youuuuuuu
No.902715
>>902710
i have that starbucks lesbian look
No.902716
george is a cute girl though, with a lot of cute girl piercings
No.902717
>>902699
but it's all I have
No.902719
>>902717
just nothing with aliens or children
No.902720
i think my ass is at least above average, thank you
No.902721
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>>902720
can't tell you unless i see it
No.902724
GIVE ME MY WEEKDAY 2PMS BACK
No.902725
>>902719
that's like 98 percent of it though
No.902727
>>902718
>>902718
there hast to be somethin!!!
No.902728
>>902725
ESPECIALLY the children
No.902729
>>902702
Were the scabs al dente?
>>902703
I do hate bein' molestered though.
>>902704
Good. *hug* Better be taking good care of yourself.
My arms did get a little wobbly, but that wasn't the weirdest part. I'm kinda tall, so I had to sit on the floor to get a good angle. It was like being a kid again though. Very cool.
>>902706
I know that's what the mystery DumDum pops are. I think Skittles did something similar a few years back.
No.902730
>>902727
If you stopped whatever it is you're doing right now that would be a great start.
No.902732
No.902733
>>902729
Actually unexpectedly tender.
No.902734
>>902729
I'm trying to at least <3
Kinda makes me want to play with those oversized lego bricks with you on the floor :p
No.902735
mugen make a folder of the fat chick for chii
No.902736
>>902729
Are you speaking english right now... I am getting confused and aroused.
No.902737
Bad dog im gonna FUCK YOUR ASS!!!
No.902738
>>902735
wow insinuations much
No.902739
No.902742
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WOW THREAD PRANKS GONE WRONG 2016
No.902743
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guys i beat sans it only took me 4 months
No.902746
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>>902731
no i have a wife and kids
No.902748
No.902749
No.902750
Bard im gonna FUCK YOUR ASS!!!!
No.902752
No.902754
>>902743
I'd congratulate you but FOUR MONTHS HOLY MOLY
No.902755
No.902756
No.902758
are there honestly people who think i'm worse than scoots?
No.902759
No.902760
>>902758
yes
>>902759
it was a joke!!!
No.902761
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>bard x ban otp
>>902745
>>902748
>>902754
yeah i know
i kept giving up but just launched it for the first time in a month and beat him first try>7
No.902764
>>902740
not with some of the stuff i've seen from your collection he's not
No.902765
>>902758
Everyone.
All of them.
No.902767
i want elma hugs
>>902762
wtf
No.902768
>>902761
I was asking what that is.
No.902769
>>902760
>>902765
absolutely atrocious taste
No.902770
>>902761
Time to mess with your game files just to say "Haha, yes, I am above consequences."
No.902772
>>902764
I have no lewd goat
No.902773
No.902775
No.902776
>>902752
pffft
>>902757
So you're into cucking?
No.902777
No.902778
>>902775
its a joke
Like sci
No.902779
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No.902780
>>902779
Oh. I got like 3 minutes in before moving on.
No.902782
>>902772
you mean except the stuff i sent you right ;3
No.902783
No.902787
No.902788
scootaloo is reddit: the poster
No.902789
>>902733
Heh. Gross.
>>902734
Want to buy buckets and buckets of them and build a fort? No boys allowed!
>>902736
Maybe you guys don't have DumDum pops. Or maybe they have a fancy smancy British name like Intellectually Challenged Confections of London.
>>902751
Why would I lie about that?!
No.902790
>>902780
but it gets really good after the first like 20-25
>>902788
>>902788
>>902788
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No.902792
>>902761
That'ss pretty good man I gotta admint I still ahve not beat him myself X:
No.902793
>>902785
I don't really like it when there's stories in games.
>>902789
omg yes.
>>902790
That's too far in.
No.902794
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>>902789
OH! You used the correct name. Wow. Murrica!
Heh. Its Monday! Gotta get...er... up? on monday?
No.902795
>>902782
i would never save anything so degenerate
No.902796
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i
1. can't believe someone donated 350 dollars for this
2. can't believe i didn't know about it till now
No.902799
No.902800
>>902798
Because they're typically unskippable and if I wanted to watch a movie I'd do that instead of trying out a game.
No.902801
posting is really not worth it anymore
you are all terrible now
No.902802
No.902803
ooh god guys
he called us terrible
fuck
I
I think i might just kill myself
No.902805
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>posting is really not worth it anymore
>
>you are all terrible now
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801
>>902801feel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leavefeel free to leave
No.902806
>>902803
actually you're not that terrible
No.902807
so why am i being paired with bard anyways
No.902808
No.902809
No.902810
OH NO WE ARE GOING TO LOSE SCI WAHWHAHAAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWAhahwah
No.902811
i mean the lyricposting is pretty bad but hey
nobody's perfect
No.902812
>>902800
There are some stories that only make sense in an interactive medium.
No.902813
can someone pair me with someone?
No.902814
>>902809
it used to be cool here
i swear it was
i remember
No.902818
No.902819
lol i like that picture of me
No.902820
No.902821
i already have enough weird internet males crushing on me
No.902823
No.902824
>>902823
this is one of the better pairings ive had
No.902825
>>902822
0.0000000000000000 chemistry there
No.902827
>>902821
i take offense to that
No.902828
>>902812
I'm sure you are right.
Just not for me, man.
No.902829
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I think my ideal pair would be with a FUCKING shotgun
No.902830
>>902823
Fuck off with that.
No.902831
>>902826
not a bad pairing for sure
>>902829
same tbh
No.902832
>>902827
no one said anything about you bro but hey now we know
No.902833
>>902825
Bard is my property and I'll pair him with whoever I want.
>>902831
I ship it
No.902834
No.902836
>>902833
okay but jsyk that match up is TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
No.902837
tfw no. 5 is the greatest music ever written
No.902838
>>902835
girl from that actually is pretty cute, never seen it all though
No.902839
No.902840
>not California by Grimes
Do you even /mu/
No.902841
grimes is neither talented nor attractive
No.902842
>>902837
HAH y-yeah guys I listen to baroque music
Beethoven wwas the best
No.902843
>>902842
thats not baroque music
No.902844
No.902845
>>902836
I'm like UPS right now because everyone is getting shipped.
No.902847
I prefer caveman yodelling, but you've probably never HEARD of that
No.902848
>>902843
>>902843
yes
you should fix that
No.902849
Tuvan throat singing is the best /mu/
No.902850
>>902793
it's like a 25 hour game
>>902796
this is amazing
No.902851
>>902846
I'm gonna ship you with Swiper.
No.902852
>>902801
What can we do to improve?
>>902793
This is a good plan. I like this plan.
>>902794
It's been a decent Monday so far. No one's hassled me at work and I got free lunch.
>>902820
The heart has its reasons of which MFF knows not. - Pascal
No.902853
>>902848
baroque music doesnt really appeal to me
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No.902856
>>902851
whats that?
>>902852
all of the bad people leave and the good people stay
reform is annoying
No.902858
>>902850
No thanks.
>>902852
I like you.
No.902860
>>902852
whatcha get for tummy nums? free food is always good.
I got treat to free breakfast from a work friend. We are teh warriors in our work place.
No.902862
>>902850
cool! i'm glad someone else liked it
No.902863
>>902861
never met him
what's he like
No.902864
No.902865
But who would you ship with scoots?
No.902866
No.902867
>>902863
He was into little kids.
>>902864
Nppppp
No.902868
No.902870
>>902865
>>902857
Scoot X Test
Now Kiss
No.902871
scoots x sci with sci being the top
No.902874
loco's such a piece of shit now
go i hope he dies soon
No.902875
>>902872
>>902870
These ships are glorious
No.902876
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>>902869
He lied a lot and was pretty crazy.
No.902877
ur just made he didn't give you his netflix
No.902878
>>902873
>>902875
Lets see it you love birds.
No.902879
>>902876
so why ship him with me
No.902880
No.902881
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so im shipped with either beep boop or elma
naice
No.902882
No.902883
>>902879
I honestly just tried to think of the worst person I could.
You can be shipped with Zoe if you want.
No.902884
>>902880
why is everything here awful now grim
No.902885
>>902882
But the threaders said it nee chan.
I mean I didn't make it up my self
Its not like you would like me that way anyways sis lol
No.902886
T-test senpai... y-you noticing me????
No.902887
>>902883
rude
nah im over it
No.902889
>>902884
Blame boo and ghostie
How have you been faring in your time away from here?
No.902890
No.902891
No.902892
ban x ban is the only ship that makes sense
No.902893
>>902890
I know !!
Sorry Ill go away
No.902894
to a foreign country without internet, hopefully
No.902895
No.902896
If my sister is fucking your sister
does that make us cumbrothers
No.902897
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>>902887
One time he told the thread I was sending nude pictures of myself to people.
I didn't
No.902899
No.902901
>>902856
But I like it here. The pool's at a perfect 7.2 pH level.
>>902858
Aww. I like you too. Now help me put this anti-boy blanket dome over the fort!
>>902860
You've been so happy since you started there. Not that you weren't before, but you seem extra happy. It's been so good for you, and I know you work hard.
No.902902
Grim you joining me for drinks this week?
No.902904
>>902901
I think it has been a positive in my life... You think it has helped me that much? I desire more analysis.
>How do I woo test-senpai?
No.902906
>>902889
it was already starting to get really bad before they got here
are things going to get better or is it too late?
>>902898
wow why tho?
>>902901
i dont
there are too many annoying people
No.902907
"there are too many annoying people" -sci
No.902908
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>>902906
witch hunt? Dude I dunno
No.902909
>>902908
i could take him out for you
>>902907
zzz
No.902910
could you at least not be a lazy piece of shit and collect other images of beethoven?
No.902912
>>902906
Sci, if you hate it so much, genuinely, just
fucking
leave
find something better to do
No.902913
oh shit they're working on the floor again
brb
>>902910
i got 50 and then got bored and stopped
No.902914
>>902911
k on it
>>902912
i'd rather get all the shit people to FUCK OFF so i get my animus back
No.902915
that's because you're lazy and undedicated, and you don't even post those, you just use the same one, over and over
No.902916
>>902902
July 4th weekend fam
>>902903
You were like besties what happened
>>902906
Depends on the time honestly
When ghostie is here it's a shitshow
Same with clockwork and revy
Manaka ban sabs menma wish make it pretty awesome
No.902917
No.902918
No.902919
>>902918
Yeah when I can understand them
No.902920
It's pretty much always a shitshow.
No.902921
No.902922
>>902916
He wanted my dick and I dicked pepper instead.
No.902923
>>902919
>>902920
LETS DO AN ANIMUS COOKOFF IN THREAD BEFORE/DURING/OR AFTER THE 4TH OF JULY
No.902924
>>902922
You didn't dick pepper irl tho
...... Right
No.902925
>>902923
Lol
How would we judge the dishes
No.902927
>>902914
It will not happen.
You are powerless in all spaces of your life, even thinking you have the ability to affect a meaningless community that shitposts on the internet is going into megalomaniacal territory.
No.902928
>>902926
Yeah that's pretty brutal
Getting rejected irl over "epussy"
No.902929
>>902921
How is it possible to help this place?
>>902923
I'm going to pass on that.
No.902930
>>902925
I say "cook off" like... i mean just like cook over the internet lol.
I dont know grim.
Elma wanted to lobster cook before,
No.902931
>>902929
wow. thanks. built me up to knock me down.
No.902932
>>902928
I wouldn't of done anything with him anyways.
No.902933
>>902931
Did I build you up? Sorry.
To be fair I wouldn't have followed through with the lobster either.
No.902934
sci wants the good old days back
the golden age of
2015
No.902935
>>902933
>trusting shitposters
I am always duped.
[External Cutting Intensifies]
No.902937
>>902929
By not making as many random jabs as you do for one
>>902930
I would have liked to try welmas Shepherd pie but we're not really friends anymore
No.902938
>>902932
He realized that too late I assume
No.902939
>>902935
I knowwwww.
>>902937
I can do that. Nobody has asked me to stop until right now.
Should have said something sooner.
No.902940
>>902937
That sucks. wish we could all get along like we used to in 4chan... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
No.902941
>>902939
They are funny don't get me wrong
But anything in excess is nobueno
No.902942
>>902939
I'm too nice for my own good. This world is suffering.
No.902943
No.902944
>>902938
His autism was too strong for his own good.
No.902945
>>902940
Uh
Halfchan days were significantly filled with more strife
As far as I'm concerned
No.902947
No.902948
No.902950
>>902945
I am going to neck myself and blame you all.
No.902951
>>902950
Make sure to live stream it.
No.902952
>>902949
ate a peanut butter sandwich. was gud
No.902953
>>902951
You think I am an idiot? Of course I am.
No.902955
>>902954
i fucking hate jelly
No.902956
>>902945
Agreed
4chan was way more ruthless than 8 chan
but the income of fresh faces was nice
No.902957
But now what am I supposed to say, Grim?
wtf
No.902958
>>902955
Horrifying.
Jelly and potato chips make it good.
No.902959
I miss being able to brutal post and for it to seem normal. You've all gone soft.
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No.902962
Welma just forget what I said :c
No.902963
I was never even brutal. I just don't understand being obese.
No.902964
>>902958
you are a vile little man
No.902965
>>902959
I don't think it's any softer these days.
>>902964
You're the one that doesn't even eat PB&Js.
No.902966
I could dunk on test and it wouldn't even be hard
No.902967
No.902968
Chiii should kill herself fucvking fat cunt
No.902970
>>902969
Fluffernutter. It's a New England thing apparently ^~^
No.902971
>>902904
Well, you seemed pretty stressed out and bored before. Then I noticed you taking so much pride in your work and putting in lots of hours. I think it's helped your confidence and made you feel more secure. Does that sound about right?
>>902906
Ah. May I ask what's so annoying about us? Just curious.
No.902972
>>902965
you're eating jelly with fucking chips
No.902975
>>902972
Everyone does it here. It also works with goldfish.
>>902970
Looked it up, looks good.
No.902976
No.902977
>>902975
it is.
they were just getting it down in Virginia when I was living there.
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No.902984
>>902971
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i think its about right :3
um yeah, i was a pretty worthless heap before.
No.902985
>>902979
What was being dead like?
No.902986
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