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Winner of the 25rd Attention-Hungry Games
/argentina/ - Praise the sun.

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513cb3 No.140[Reply]


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883cf8 No.157

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f05c4c No.155[Reply]

If you're reading this, and either of these situations have happened, check the bottom of this post

1. Ankh has died

2. Ankh has been deported

3. Nuclear EMP has wiped out california's electrical grid, shutting down ankhstream until infastructure is repaired

4. Ankh is activated as a Cuabn anti pirating sleeper cell, turning on his friends and betraying us

5. The site is ddossed by gba

6. Cheesesteak has come back from the dead and haunted the website's server

7. End of life as we know it

If the site goes does, all oldfags will ahve access to the old version of chat. To find it, go to chatango.com, go to recent, and select the old chat. We will rendezvous, create a new ankhtopia, and purge ourself of all the /pol/fags, and newfags. We will let some new people stay, but each oldfag may only pick one user to spare from exile.

Be ready for the day of reckoning, my friends.

f05c4c No.156

tfw site goes does

a ahve been waiting for this, the day this happens, I'm smoking some cuabn sigare

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f1d649 No.17[Reply]

dump le ankh pics here
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f1d649 No.111

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f1d649 No.112

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050759 No.153

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2017 DUMP OF 2015


050759 No.154

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why did i save these

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f03812 No.134[Reply]

hey eight

f03812 No.135

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Hey ankh

f03812 No.136

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hey eight

640f79 No.152

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13b078 No.151[Reply]

I just got back from taking a shit.

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28157b No.150[Reply]

To be fair, you have to hate yourself quite a lot to understand Ankhstream. The humor is extremely subtle, and without having severe forms of autism, most of the jokes will seem unfunny and frightening to the normal viewer. There's also Ankh's moms extreme online poker addiction, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Adolf Hitlers literature, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the autistic capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ankhstream truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in TC's existential catchphrase "You people are nothing but trash," which itself is a cryptic reference to Danny Devito's epic "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sam's faggot wit unfolds itself on their chatlogs. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Ankhstream tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the guys from the bathhouse' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within the sprectrum beforehand.

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ae2507 No.148[Reply]

ankh what's going on big guy

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8b7fa1 No.131[Reply]

rape is a cuck

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8b7fa1 No.137

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8b7fa1 No.147

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niggnogg rapes

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531166 No.146[Reply]

Hello, I'm looking for a Carlitos Hernandez, 20, fat, likely alone here with no female, have any of you guys seen him or his family? Just need to ask him a few questions……

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de9e9f No.141[Reply]

Was he autistic?

de9e9f No.144


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639342 No.139[Reply]


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acebcd No.129[Reply]

Not all wings have angels

acebcd No.138

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362909 No.126[Reply]

tanks is a cuck

362909 No.127

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I agree. Tanks is a fucking cuck.



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2e32fe No.128[Reply]

lol. what a gay

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5ca05e No.125[Reply]

an epic meme

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