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File: 1430629699020.jpg (190.76 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, .jpg)

 No.2733

Can we start a "delusional artist tales" thread? Kind of like /fit/'s "fat people stories" threads.

I'll start.

>be me

>be a couple of months ago

>working on a project on photoshop

>pretty much one of the most knowledgeable guy on photoshop besides the teacher himself

>not surprising this is a 3d graphics class. no one has touched photoshop before. just coming in on my free time to work

>teacher sends someone to me

"Hey this is student wants to learn photoshop. He seems really interested at your skills."

>myownapprentice.jpg

"Yeah, sure. I'd be happy to show him around."

>sit him down give him a rundown of the basics. brush, lasso, eraser, hardness, flow and opacity.

"My sister draws anime a lot. So drawing is in my blood."

>red flag

"Oh that's cool. Here I'm going to give you a basic exercise. You need to make this circle appear 3d by shading it in. Just black and white its pretty simple."

>give him a brief lesson on shading and how shadows work

>leave him alone. he should be fine right?

>come back 10 minutes later, literally googling images of half naked anime chicks

"How's the sphere doing?"

"Oh it's too hard besides no one in Japan draws like this."

>fuck me

"Oh, is that so... lemme see how far you've gone."

>nothing

>maybe he gave up. I get frustrated too sometimes. open up brush history.

>nothing. its like the moment i left he just decided to do whatever the fuck he wanted

"Look man, you gotta at least try. Try drawing stuff until you feel comfortable."

"Fine."

>paint bucket. black. fill.

>brush. bright magenta. squiggly lines

>bright yellow. big circle.

>glance at him once in a while. this takes him half an hour

"Hey! Look! I'm finished!"

>cringe a little at the mess. am too nice to say anything bad about it.

"Uhh... it's colorful. I has a bit too much contrast but... what is it suppose to be?"

"A volcano lit by the luminescence of the full moon."

>acts like his magnum opus

"Good job. Here, I want you to draw at least one picture a day to get better."

"Screw this. This is too much work."

Pic related. It's my best recreation of it.

I stopped going to that class. Last time I saw him he was trying to convince me he's trained in the arts of Assassin's Creed and tried to stab me in the neck with a pencil.

 No.2749

File: 1430891017597.png (343.51 KB, 628x621, 628:621, 283723723535.png)

I used to know a bunch of people who would take the covers of their manga or random anime pictures they found on their tablets to trace them (usually badly or sloppily), and then proceed to spam their "amazing art" on social media, saying how much of a great artist they are.

The worst part about this is the amount of praise they got.

And whenever they would turn in their stuff for an art project or something, they get 100's for their plagiarism shit tracings.


 No.2761

>>2749

Well, it's pretty hard to find schools that give a crap about technically training people in art in the first place. Most people take art classes just to have something on their resume.

But seriously, that is terrible.


 No.2763

File: 1431026776871.jpg (393.07 KB, 1158x820, 579:410, tmp_14006-1427242390042179….jpg)

I was a teachers assistant in the art class at high school

The class was called, "fundamentals of drawing and painting." No fundamentals were ever to be taught in the class.

Class breakdown

>20% taking it for credit

>50% people who like to draw but hate hearing that they're doing something wrong

>25% weeb girls

>5% people who want to improve

>drawing because all paint is filled up

>drawing a generic warrior guy

>weeb girl comes over to check out a brush

>"wooow youre good at drawing people! How do you do it?"

"Thanks, I study figures and anatomy when I'm at at home"

>"eww why do you copy porn"

>she walks away in disgust

Also

>the scent of cheap yellow acrylic paint

100% foul


 No.3345

File: 1435723653561.jpg (1.9 MB, 3840x2160, 16:9, DSC_0572.JPG)

>Be fag in Art II

>Be really shy, pretty much social hermit and only know 1 person in class

>That 1 person is some Scene Cunt that I meet through a friend

>Welp, guess I can talk to her if need be

>Fast forward towards end of the semester

>For our final project we have to do self portraits

>Hell yeah I got this

>One day Scene Cunt comes into class with big white door thing

>Ok maybe she's gonna do some big symbolic painting like me

>I proceed spend 2 weeks painting symbolic bullshit

>Look at completed work with pride

>Decide to check on what Scene Cunt made

>OhWhatFreshHellisThis.gif

>"What you think anon? I'm pretty proud of it myself."

>"I-it looks nice..."

>Proceed to avoid Scene Cunt

Pic related


 No.3356

File: 1435833874177.png (125.71 KB, 699x665, 699:665, proroptoins.PNG)

>>2749

trying so hard to lrn from this master drawring

but i just can't get the proportions


 No.3364

File: 1435928563334.jpg (15.52 KB, 300x385, 60:77, 1264858716006.jpg)

>>3345

>>2763

>>2761

>>2749

>>2733

>tfw there are still people that give a shit about fundamentals and passing them on to the next generations


 No.3365

"manga" weebs, I think we all know them quite well.

>be me

>go to Abunai-con for shits'n'giggles.

>sit in on "art"-panel

>actual manga-artist explains why drawing basic shapes and practicing is important.

>9/10 weebs sigh/complain that it is boring to draw spheres and rectangles.

>respectfully put up my hand

>be selected to ask question.

"excuse me, could you explain a bit more about how the perspectives, spheres and rectangles and shadow-practices work together when drawing a character?"

>artist explains in detail, how it all fits together.(actually learned a few things myself there)

>get angry glares all around from weebs.

>decide to stick around a bit after the panel is done

>start conversation with the panel-artist, which went something like this.

A(artist): That was a very insightfull question that you asked.

Me: It's just something that I often struggle with.

A: Do you like Manga as well?

Me: I like drawing. Manga, realistic or otherwise.

Weeb: I really love manga!

A: Why don't you show some of your works?

>Weeb(roughly same age as me, maybe a bit older) shows drawing that she made with complete lack of depth and perspective.

A: ...That looks nice.

>I didn't bring my works, so I asked for a pencil and paper, and quickly sketched out some stuff.

A: Be carefull with how you line up muscle a and b there, the foot looks a bit off but otherwise you seem to have a good grasp of things.

>weeb asks for criticism as well

>artist gives REALLY fucking mild criticisms

Weeb: But that's just my style!

>weeb leaves

>go to anime-con next year

>same artist present

>Meet him outside panel

>He asks me to show him some stuff I did after last year

>weeb from last year jumps at the chance to show her work.

>show part of my portefolio, neatly arranged in a presentation-folder.

>Weeb pulls out rolled up papers from her bag and puts them on the table.

>weeb boasts she really learned a lot from last year.

>take a look at her work.

tfw all that changed is eye-size.

>artist tells her to keep practicing

moral of the story: "Style" is no excuse for lack of insight.


 No.3379

File: 1436125620717.jpg (2.4 MB, 1752x5426, 876:2713, 1434761068741.jpg)

>>2761

Obligatory image.


 No.3383

>>3379

>those drawings

As someone who can't even draw 3D cubes yet I need to ask, how the fuck did this happen?


 No.3385

File: 1436162724409.jpg (203.96 KB, 800x1590, 80:159, steam.jpg)


 No.3386

>>3379

Does much of what Williams had to say back then still apply today?

I mean, in my area, sure, you get the crap art teachers who don't bother teaching the fundamentals to kids but it's evident they know themselves and are scamming educators out of their money. I had a boss AP Studio teacher at my high school who did bother teaching the fundamentals and evidently loved the craft. I knew like six creatives who were all decent in their specialty and they all could go to school that offered the proper technical training. And of course there's the Internet, where it's pretty much a race to the bottom in terms of prices. Don't like this artist's prices? Go pick another one that can deliver the same quality for a lower asking.

I kind of find it hard to believe that skilled artists are hard to find these days, because why would the market be so competitive now with so much accomplished work flowing out of it already? Why are there so many great hobbyists, trying and failing to earn a living solely making art, and relying on another occupation to keep the roof over their heads while they spend their recreation time turning out something that could fetch them a decent living in different circumstances? Why is it hard as heck to make a stable living as an artist now, given the assumption that most people don't have what it takes to become truly accomplished?

Yeah, most people go in with the wrong conceptions of what good art in, but as somebody who aspires to someday become financially independent on art, I can't help but wonder about these things.


 No.3391

File: 1436285397369.jpg (12.47 KB, 500x259, 500:259, sad cat (5).jpg)

>>3379

Damn.


 No.3423

File: 1436568601829.jpg (37.67 KB, 358x480, 179:240, 1266116911135.jpg)

>>3386

>Why is it hard as heck to make a stable living as an artist now

When has it ever been easy?


 No.3427

This is a fucking repost from a /ic/ thread on cuckchan. I saw it like two months ago. OP you traitorous bastard.


 No.3429

>>3427

Aren't they all pasta?


 No.3430

>>3423

Well duh, but that doesn't answer the question itself. I can't help but wonder about the reasons.


 No.3432

>art high school because no money for nature sciences or economy, and unwilling to social sciences

>last year, plastic art

>we have to do a presentation of the work we did during the year, if people like it or not it's irrelevant but you fail the class if you don't present it; delaying your hollydays at least a month.

>Do absolutely nothing during the year because I'm really not intrested on it

>realize that if I don't come up with something quickly I'm fucked

>try to paint something, doesn't work

>try to sculpt something, doesn't work

>try to carve something in wood, doesn't work

>morning of the presentation, and I still have nothing at all

>going my dad's car to school preparing for my imminent doom when I see it

>people were working on the sewage and they left the lid open

>it was just a regular lid with a tire marking on top of it

>brilliant idea wildly appears in my head

>tell dad to stop, get out the car and pick the lid

>it reeks, but it's okay, I have to bear it for my vacation

>everyone came to school with really impressive shit, from sureal to highly detailed paintings

>I gave my lid to the teacher, and named it "Contemporaneum", tell her it was a retrospective view on contemorary society.

>He presents it

>People love it

>I now have a degree in art, just because I stole a manhole cover.


 No.3440

File: 1436837264612.jpg (40.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, konataSlightlyPeeved.jpg)

>>3423

but Bob Ross says "look how easy that was" almost every episode!


 No.3544

Okay, story time I guess. I have two.

First one - this happened in middle school:

>be in art class

>have a random assignment, don't remember what it was. I think you could do anything you'd want.

>I draw a mediocre drawing of a chick with headphones (at that time I was pretty proud with it)

>spend a lot time on the pose, I actually photographed myself because I couldn't find a good enough reference

>present it to the teacher proudly

>she says I traced it and gives me a 7 (out of 10)

>gives a 10 to a girl who drew a modern-ish painting of a fucking chair silhouette.

>I was mad beyond belief.

The second one happened in an art class of a college of sorts (the education system we have is way different than in murrica). The degree was called something along the lines of "A specialist of digital art and design"

>again, art class

>we had many of those - one for vector art, one for photoshop, one for animation, you get the idea

>this one was just plain art, paper and pencil

>I'm really hyped

>my class had:

>85% of people who did this just for the degree

>10% of people who said they could draw and had taken other art classes (mostly just symbolic art/manga shit/graffiti? art. yeah, one guy did that.

>5% of people who actually wanted to learn something

>first assignment - draw anything you'd like - one rule: no erasers.

>OHHH MYYY GOOOODDD and such could be heard in the classroom

>I draw some mediocre shit, walk over to other people

>oh my god they're even worse than I am

>teacher sees my work, say's I'm leagues above what she's gonna teach in this class

>go to few other lessons, she pays no attention to me

I left soon after. And I'm not even that good.


 No.3550

>>3364

fuck off kike


 No.3551

File: 1437966205271.jpg (223.51 KB, 640x830, 64:83, Salvator_Mundi_by_Bernini.JPG)

>>3365

Fucking weebs man.

I have a similar story.

>Design Uni, first semester

>Despite being shit, a previous year on /ic/ made me the best draftsman of my class

>there's this compulsive liar weeb in class that boasts about how he has met famous mangakas and animators

>Lots of ridiculous shit actually, like how he reads 144 books each year,how he made the concepts for one piece or how this or that character of different animes are based on him.

Anyway

>His assignments are always kinder 5y0 tier shit

>all the teachers and classmates try to tell him to work harder and get serious about it

>He always breaks down crying

>despite this, constantly mentions how he's a fucking master and tries to tell me what I'm doing wrong and what to do when I'm drawing

>One day he approaches me trying to show off this pokemon drawing on par with Chris chan's artistic grandeur

>Instead of playing nice I get serious and tell him

>"Look, your drawings are terrible, you need to learn the fundamentals of art, such as anatomy, perspective form and so on, here"

>Show him the sticky

>"this is a list of books, videos and general resources dealing with the topics you need to learn to become a competent drafstman"

>To my surprise he doesn't do his bitch routine

>just looks down and says "T-thanks"

Fast forward several months

>I'm smelling my own farts thinking that I helped somebody to get better.

>Weeb approaches me

>I smile expecting to get some questions and see some general improvement

>Shows me this other pokemon drawing that is practically the same piece of shit of three months before, redrawn

>I ask him about the studies and excercises he should be doing

>"OH YEAH I ALREADY KNEW ALL OF THAT"

>"No, you don't, please check the page I gave you.

>"I DID, I READ EVERYTHING!"

>Gets the drawing closer to my face with a huge smile, as if specting recognition

>My internal sperg can't handle this shit

>I forget all kinds of social decorum (and that in this gay librul school this shit can get me in trouble) and I explode.

>"Look retard, stop fucking around and get to study seriously with the resources I gave you, otherwise don't come to shove your shit drawings in my face because I will tell you exactly the same, fuck off and learn to draw"

Weeb never looked at me again, and never improved.

I didn't get in trouble but still dropped out, shit was too expensive and what they taught was art attack tier stuff, I was better off in home shitposting on /ic/.


 No.3552

I returned a traced DBZ frame at art class in high school or something when we had to draw anything as homework, and the teacher said something about it having nice linework.

Thinking back now, I wish he had commented about it being traced. I guess it didn't matter to him for whatever reason.


 No.3554

>>3552

It's not that people don't care, it's that in this retarded emasculated society, confronting someone to demand higher standards creates tension that ends up in exaggerated conflicts over nothing.

It's easier and better to avoid such situations.


 No.3555

>Be weeb artist that studies from life

>Weebs always asking me for tutorials

>Make some tutorials on the fundamentals for dummies

>"Anon, I don't need these. I want to draw kawaii schoolgirls XD"

>If you practice these, can you can draw anything you want

>"But I don't want to draw everything. I just want to draw cute lolis"

>It's easier to draw them if you learn to this way

>"But it's so boring!"

>Well then don't be upset by the results you don't get with the work you didn't do

>"[triggering intensifies]"

The problem with these kids is they think they're smarter than the people with the talent they want, and the ones who humble themselves have no self-discipline to do everything they're told to do and nothing of what they're not told to do.


 No.3563

>>3554

>emasculated society

Found the SJW.


 No.3564

>>3563

Found the illiterate moron


 No.3568

>>3555

>Make some tutorials on the fundamentals for dummies

Dummy here. Could you post them, please?

I check'd


 No.4159

File: 1444546891960.jpg (332.67 KB, 784x744, 98:93, 1444524984303.jpg)


 No.4247

>>2749

Holy shit, I remember an assfuck like this. He literally just kept a folder of his anime tracings to show people. And I would recognize them because I happened to be a weeaboo at the time, and I'd point out that he didn't make that by himself, and all the other kids that sucked his cock because he was an Asian who drew animu would go "NO HE DIDN'T YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS"

smh. I remember he uploaded all that shit to dA, too.




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