A judeo-christian missionary monk was teaching a bunch of young germanic saxon tribal males on the jewish Old Testament.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus and accept that he is the only god in the universe and has made all wonders come true while Odin himself has not accomplished a single supernatural feat on his own."
At this moment a brave, greenpilled, redpilled, folkish, odinist, tall, muscular and blonde germanic warrior who had served at the legendary battle of the Teotoburg forest and who was favored by the gods of the norse pantheon themselves stood up and held a rock.
"How old is this rock?" he asked.
The arrogant christian missionary monk smirked his judeo-christian monotheistic smile and smugly replied: "6000 years old, you stupid unwashed barbarian pagan. That's how old the bible says the universe is, and the bible is the word of Y-hweh himself."
"Wrong", replied the brave anti-christian pagan germanic warrior. "This rock was shaped when the eternal void of the Ginnungagap was filled with all kinds of third density objects back when the gods of the germanic race planted the roots of Yggdrasil, the world tree holding the very fabric of our physical dimension and everything in the universe together. The unscientific judeo-monotheist assertions of your bible are thus proven utterly and completely wrong."
The christian monk was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the jewish ten commandments. He stormed out of the Thing assembly, his eyes full of those delicious christian crocodile tears.
The christian monk lost his tenure and was banished from his monastery the next day. He mysteriously lost his life later that year and the coroner found that he died from trying to act out one of his numerous degenerate fetishes long supressed by his celibacy, having abandoned christianity altogether.
The 500 young germanic warriors all applauded and registered at the local anti-christian tribal alliance actively resisting Charlemagne's invasion that day. A raven named "Hugin" flew into the Thing assembly and shed a tear on the pavement. He reminded the students of the necessity of honoring the gods of their ancestors, thus fulfilling the thulean prophecy of a new and cleansed world. The Havamal was read several times, and Woden himself showed up and sent a bunch of lightning bolts into the christian churches right outside the woods, setting them aflame in the process.
Sigurd the dragon slayer watched all of this with great joy, smiling from Valhalla.