Are you a fedora or a Christian? Because a Christian hardly has any right to call our beliefs strange and primitive when you think mankind was formed from dust and women from the ribs of a pile of dust
Also Audhumla didn't create the first man you fucking moron she created the first god, Buri, who them sired Odin, Vili and Ve who founded the Aesir tribe, or the Tribe of the Gods.
And we are not NeoPagans we are re-constructionists, we do not believe making up some new bullshit based on new agey nonsense that is loosely associated with ancient paganism, we believe restoring paganism as well as we can and finding as out as much about it as we can.
And if you actually read the creation myth you would know it has great similarity to the Big Bang. Not everything is to be taken literally, fedora. The myths are primarily symbolic but carry deeper truth in their meanings while the Gods are real beings who are spiritual but have an effect on the physical world.