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Been growing mine for about a year and a month now and it's looking mighty fine.

Doesn't say much, though obvious men up in the northern and western regions of Europe would grow more facial hair than say, the Mediterraneans due to the colder climate.

I have yet to meet Asatruar ladies so I can't say.

I'm growing a gallic mustache. Alas, my beard is only passable so I will wait a few more years for it to thicken.

>>7852

Mirin' beard brah.

>>7852

>Neckbeard= all beards

Must feel nice being an ignorant fuck

>INB4 Germanics were clean shaven meme

You try to survive a northern European winter back then without growing a beard.

If you place aesthetics over functionality than you're not pagan but a narcissistic fuck and pretty much everything that is wrong with the modern world. True pagans and heathens chose functionality over aesthetics it is only in modern society or indulgent societies like Rome where clean shaven was a must.

Benefits of having a beard:

A.) Protects most of you face from the sun

B.) Acts as a natural insulator

C.) Is waterproof

D.) Separates the men from the boys

E.) Separates the men from the women

F.) Keeps you from having chaffed lips

Boys and Women cannot grow beards only certain people can "MEN" and not even all men. Most Mexicans and Blacks cannot even grow beards and if they can it grows slow as fuck and takes them like two years to grow a proper non-shitty one. By not growing a beard you're essentially saying you're a black 13 year old girl.

>>7879

I agree with your post completely but holy feck do you sound butthurt.

>>7879

>You try to survive a northern European winter back then without growing a beard.

Wait, so what did the women and boys do?

>>7917

Stayed in the kitchen where they belonged.

>>7879

>F.) Keeps you from having chaffed lips

No I've got a beard and chapped lips. It also helps your skin on your face cause the elements and dirt arent getting into your pores cause the hair acts as a barrier.

Also this >>7899 hehe

What are the best heathen-approved beard/moustache styles?

I stick to the standard full set and just trim any frizz that sticks out. Also my hair is past my shoulders and I have that trimmed up a couple of times a year.

I prefer slight stubble, neat and clean. The beard look is pretty awful if you live in the city.

Makes you look like a terrorist, mudshit or hobo.

If you live in some rural area and work outside it's fine I guess.

>>7917

crawl under their dad's/husband's beard

>>9424

Haha, nowhere near that long. Braids shorten it up quite a bit. That is definitely past her waist.