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10/31/15 Anonymous 10/31/15 (Sat) 05:22:56 No.36894 [Reply]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHfB63ln1Ig

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 15:12:02 No.39649

I love Kennedi Cotarelo

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Anonymous 11/02/15 (Mon) 06:17:16 No.36961 [Reply]

I just came back to wish you a happy 1 year. Was going to make a vid compiled of funny moments from the board but I am too busy enjoying my remission. take care goys

Anonymous 11/02/15 (Mon) 10:42:26 No.36975

AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

Take care man.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 15:11:51 No.39648

I love Kennedi Cotarelo

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Anonymous 11/02/15 (Mon) 09:20:07 No.36969 [Reply]

… meanwhile, chris chan is sperging out again…

Anonymous 11/02/15 (Mon) 10:05:40 No.36970

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endearing

Anonymous 11/02/15 (Mon) 10:48:09 No.36971

smh tbh fam

Anonymous 11/03/15 (Tue) 11:43:48 No.36992

I have no mouth but I must throw up.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 15:11:10 No.39647

I love Kennedi Cotarelo

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Anonymous 10/12/15 (Mon) 04:33:57 No.36372 [Reply]

gfjfghj COME BACKKKKK

"""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 10/12/15 (Mon) 08:23:38 No.36379

Neta?

Anonymous 10/12/15 (Mon) 08:37:45 No.36380

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>>36372

Jajaja siempre me pasa ;)

Anonymous 02/07/16 (Sun) 03:32:01 No.38943

No.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 15:10:53 No.39646

I love Kennedi Cotarelo

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Anonymous 10/04/15 (Sun) 15:02:56 No.36041 [Reply]

WAS GETTING CUCKED PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Anonymous 10/04/15 (Sun) 15:26:37 No.36042

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>>36041

OF COURSE

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 15:10:16 No.39645

I love Kennedi Cotarelo

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Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 10:54:50 No.39559 [Reply]

>ywn be the driver

>Ashley will never look away, shyly smile, and ask you if you want a glass of water

>ywn drive Ashley around at night in your Ford Mustang

Why even live?

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Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 15:50:09 No.39562

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>>39559

I seriously doubt that Ashley would even consider accepting a ride in a Ford Mustang. Why would she since she drives a 2015 Dodge Challenger 392 c.i. with the shaker hood.

Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 16:11:10 No.39563

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>ywn pick up Ashley with a drone for your big date

Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 16:43:08 No.39564

>>39563

Amazon will revolutionize outcalls.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 14:36:19 No.39641

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>>39559

surely you mean a 1974 chevy malibu

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 14:39:19 No.39642

>>39641

Stop goysplaining.

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Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 17:11:22 No.39566 [Reply]

Write an Ashley analogy. I'll start with "If Ashley were a winter chill I'd stand out in the cold."

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 19:34:11 No.39632

If Ashley was my colon, Id put opened pepsi cans up my bumbum over night

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 15:06:17 No.39637

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>>39566

If Ashley were a tree her branches I would hold

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 15:33:46 No.39638

>>39637

i know you're making these intentionally loose butthole, but it still triggers me.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 04:37:44 No.39639

If Ashley was a t-shirt, I would watch her spin on my hills hoist.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 05:27:54 No.39640

If Ashley were a can of Zyklon B, I'd take in deep the smell of bitter almonds.

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 20:58:35 No.39633 [Reply]

>walk outside

>see this flying by

>what do you do?

Well /ashleyj/?

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 02:04:23 No.39634

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I keep my distance

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 05:14:18 No.39635

There's really nothing for scale. It could be the size of.a house with a 30 foot tall Ashley inside.

>>39634

It's like a manifestation of her dark pepsi side. Really creative. More.

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 13:30:21 No.39636

>>39633

I'd call Scully and Mulder because I want to believe.

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Anonymous 03/27/16 (Sun) 04:07:28 No.39341 [Reply]

What do you guys have to offer?

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Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 13:11:52 No.39582

>>39581

Is she a detective or something?

Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 15:33:22 No.39588

>>39582

she's a psychologist by her videos, but I'm not entirely sure.

cute, though. her accent makes me want to melt in a puddle of caramel drops and warm fuzzy feelings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJgayNwxU4

Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 17:30:14 No.39592

>>39588

She's not so tight butthole. She's only here because someone thought she looked close enough to Ashley.

Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 04:27:34 No.39613

>>39588

yeah but where'd he get that joanna PP?

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 09:43:03 No.39625

Would you mind to share an archive of the collection of picture you got ? plzzz OP

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Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 01:58:38 No.39617

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K, here is some fresh new oc PP you fags.

Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 02:19:32 No.39618

>>39617

This is a false flag

Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 02:23:00 No.39619

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>>39617

i've seen that one before, fresher one pls

Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 02:26:51 No.39620

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even though

>>39617

is a flase flag I guess I'll add some thing in this thread's theme for the young cucks out there

Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 18:59:44 No.39622

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Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 00:02:33 No.39600 [Reply]

Hey /ashleyj/ I love this community and I really care about it. It's tight butthole to still see an active board of 19 users. It is for that reason why I am now going to let you in on a little business venture I had planned.

I'm going to send you guys care packages. As you can see in the provided picture I am going to send you some tight butthole popcorn. Not that microwaved shit, this is cooked on the stove with oil and topped with real butter. I also included some gummy worms in case you get tired of too much salt and want to balance it out with some sweets. Next, because that is already a lot of calories, we are going to include a diet coke. You may get a Tab, I don't guarantee that you get a diet coke. I know you guys don't drink water and I accept that, so I will give you a soda.

Wouldn't you like to have one of these packages delivered to your door step? What would you do with one of these, would you watch a movie? If anyone is interested tell me and I will give you an email and we can work it ou1t using paypal. I think I am going to sell it for $20 free shipping, which is like movie theater prices except this has the convenience of fresh food delivered to your doorstep.

Hit me up if you want a care package.

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Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 02:03:27 No.39609

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>>39608

international shipping?

Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 02:18:24 No.39610

>>39609

She only likes Americans

Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 02:39:03 No.39611

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lies

Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 03:26:14 No.39612

Ashcrate $19.99/mo.

Anonymous 04/14/16 (Thu) 13:52:07 No.39614

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The only truly balanced diet for Ashlings recommended by Ashley herself. Sausage pizza (not shown) optional

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Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 21:55:29 No.39570 [Reply]

As an ashling I've always thought that we put her on the pedestal way too much and make her out to be something she's really not

Once you get to know her, you realize her personality isn't all that tight butthole, and even start feeling a little hatred for her because she didn't turn out the way you wanted.

Its become pretty clear that we need to force her to comeback by threatening her somehow, but once she's back that won't be enough, because then theres her personality thing we need to deal with.

I think the only way we can make ashley worthwhile is to kidnap her then confine her somewhere, that way we can do whatever is nesscary to mold her into our ideal ashley.

we need to teach her how to be more thankful to her fans, put her on a healthy diet and strict schedule so she can provide a steady supply of videos. And most importantly we need to make sure she doesn't get away like she did last time

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Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 17:24:49 No.39591

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>>39587

Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 18:01:15 No.39593

>>39590

> inapplicable 2nd grade insult on an anonymous message board

Ooops it appears your rectum has prolapsed from getting blown the fuck out. You should tuck that back in before it gets caught on something.

Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 19:37:33 No.39594

>>39593

>blown the fuck out

Nice high five you gave yourself there. You should walk your fat ass into oncoming traffic.

Anonymous 04/13/16 (Wed) 07:29:26 No.39596

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remember the time I roasted her so hard about her narcissism and half-assed not-ready-for-primetime comedy skits and she was visibly shaken and mentioned it and then suddenly she was gone?

Thank me, the roast master B)

Wenttoodeep.com 04/13/16 (Wed) 14:55:53 No.39599

She knew she wasn't comely gold and was just having fun amusing /pol/acks. But yeah your autism probably did scare her off so you still succeeded.

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WHY DOES EVERY 'LE REDPILLED GURL' COPYING ME FOR ATTENTION! Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 05:22:54 No.39573 [Reply]

WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET ATTENTION WITHOUT BLATANTLY COPYING ME!?!?

Anonymous 04/12/16 (Tue) 13:20:34 No.39583

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>>39573

>ME

Pls…Ashley hasn't been here in a coon's age.

Anonymous 04/13/16 (Wed) 07:31:11 No.39597

I'm pretty sure this annoying dumb cunt is a fake-Nazi shill and is getting hella bux for it.

Anonymous 04/13/16 (Wed) 11:57:28 No.39598

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>>39597

it went all downhill since she's revealed her facial anatomy. back then you could imagine anything for that voice

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anonymous 09/02/15 (Wed) 02:10:39 No.34364 [Reply]

so what are you guys who still linger here listening to?

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Anonymous 04/03/16 (Sun) 03:28:27 No.39422

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So sad.

Anonymous 04/08/16 (Fri) 02:14:23 No.39496

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Ktul 04/11/16 (Mon) 00:51:31 No.39553 [Reply]

Who was Ashley Jones ??

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Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 06:14:42 No.39557

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Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 19:07:23 No.39567

>>39553

Just an extremely cute girl who has an amazing personality with charisma to match who made vids on you tube and shared her personal life on Google + and wasn't afraid to say things that most people would only dare to think for fear of being called a racist. She has more guts in one of her fingers than most people have in their entire body

Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 19:14:58 No.39568

>>39567

give it a few hundred years and she will be described as literally jesus.

Anonymous 04/11/16 (Mon) 20:43:29 No.39569

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>>39568

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>>39568

Or at least nominated to sainthood