Listen here, baby boy, these here are the rules. If you see anybody violating them, report them. It helps me out a lot.
Threads or posts containing the following will be deleted and may include a ban:
• Spam
• Pornography
• Blatant shitposting
• ALL "dox" discussion (even speculation or fakes)
• Inciting e-drama
Stop the drama, it's been picking up recently. You will be banned for it.
The subject of this board is the discussion of Ashley's videos, off-topic threads will be pruned as necessary.
Also, newfriends, please lurk more and use the catalog before asking, "Who is Ashley?"
Its been exactly a year since she left guys.
Post Ash
Let's do this
Even as a young girl Ashley was addicted to Pepsi. I wonder how she's doing now with her "pre diabetes?"
Goodbye, please move on with your lives
Here it is my official tight buttholebye message.
tight buttholebye. I cherished every moment with each and every one of you. Our connection was special. Our connection was real. But it's over. What we had is in the past. There go out and enjoy yourself and one day you won't mind that this had to end. tight buttholebye my fans God Bless
t. Ashley Jones
What the hell happened?
WTH guys, why did a bunch of threads get killed, what did you do last night?
Nearly 2 months of posting, gone!
Remembering this board.
Only comes once a year kids :) xx
>looking through friends tumblr
>they reblog this
>immediately miss Ashely
Why cant she be back to make videos exposing these stupid fucking idiots for the hypocrites they are?
>Men don’t even realize how controlling they are of women. They don’t even realize that they’re talking over you or cutting you off bc they’re so used to the authority they have over you. They casually, nonchalantly order you to do things and it’s just innocent nobility because they think as a man the right thing to do is to “take charge of the situation.” Unconsciously they don’t even realize that that means, the man knows better. They beg you because they’re used to getting what they want. They don’t realize it’s a sense of entitlement they really feel. An unconscious male will always be sexist because he has not yet questioned the natural, assumed authority he’s been given. He will always look down upon women no matter how much he thinks he praises them. Because once he really questions it, he questions everything.
>tfw shes gone forever
Yup
Hey Ash, you liking Blops3?
Stay frosty.
tight butthole show.
Okay Ashley, we get it. You don't "need no man" and can live happily without making Youtube videos, but at this point it's just obnoxious. You've had your fun playing hard to get, but why don't you start come out of hiding and make some new ones for your old friends.
Thanks mister Skeltal
10/31/15
I just came back to wish you a happy 1 year. Was going to make a vid compiled of funny moments from the board but I am too busy enjoying my remission. take care goys
… meanwhile, chris chan is sperging out again…
gfjfghj COME BACKKKKK
"""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAS GETTING CUCKED PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>ywn be the driver
>Ashley will never look away, shyly smile, and ask you if you want a glass of water
>ywn drive Ashley around at night in your Ford Mustang
Why even live?
Write an Ashley analogy. I'll start with "If Ashley were a winter chill I'd stand out in the cold."
>walk outside
>see this flying by
>what do you do?
Well /ashleyj/?
What do you guys have to offer?
HAND OVER THE FUCKING PP
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Hey /ashleyj/ I love this community and I really care about it. It's tight butthole to still see an active board of 19 users. It is for that reason why I am now going to let you in on a little business venture I had planned.
I'm going to send you guys care packages. As you can see in the provided picture I am going to send you some tight butthole popcorn. Not that microwaved shit, this is cooked on the stove with oil and topped with real butter. I also included some gummy worms in case you get tired of too much salt and want to balance it out with some sweets. Next, because that is already a lot of calories, we are going to include a diet coke. You may get a Tab, I don't guarantee that you get a diet coke. I know you guys don't drink water and I accept that, so I will give you a soda.
Wouldn't you like to have one of these packages delivered to your door step? What would you do with one of these, would you watch a movie? If anyone is interested tell me and I will give you an email and we can work it ou1t using paypal. I think I am going to sell it for $20 free shipping, which is like movie theater prices except this has the convenience of fresh food delivered to your doorstep.
Hit me up if you want a care package.
As an ashling I've always thought that we put her on the pedestal way too much and make her out to be something she's really not
Once you get to know her, you realize her personality isn't all that tight butthole, and even start feeling a little hatred for her because she didn't turn out the way you wanted.
Its become pretty clear that we need to force her to comeback by threatening her somehow, but once she's back that won't be enough, because then theres her personality thing we need to deal with.
I think the only way we can make ashley worthwhile is to kidnap her then confine her somewhere, that way we can do whatever is nesscary to mold her into our ideal ashley.
we need to teach her how to be more thankful to her fans, put her on a healthy diet and strict schedule so she can provide a steady supply of videos. And most importantly we need to make sure she doesn't get away like she did last time
WHY DOES EVERY 'LE REDPILLED GURL' COPYING ME FOR ATTENTION!
WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET ATTENTION WITHOUT BLATANTLY COPYING ME!?!?
so what are you guys who still linger here listening to?
Who was Ashley Jones ??
okay ashley, stop playing games with us.
we all know you're still lurking here
I was so fucking desperate to meet you again I started lifting, and now I'm fit as fuck and become an alpha chad, so will you please come back now?
I'm pretty sure the rest of us have done the same, we are all chads now, you can come back to us, please.
i'm still not over you ashley.
i feel like we're a dying race, everyday, dwindling down till there's only a few of us left…..
i miss you ashley.
Message to everyone
I am autism personified!!!! I will never leave this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley supports the God Emperor confirmed
Perfect teen girls
hot pictures and videos
j.gs/1324018/teen
Stolen Valor!
People that look like and Ashley thread. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Go!
Are these rumours about Ashley voting for Bernie true?
Did this bitch literaly betray us?
ashfags please confirm
Hi Ashley can you cosplay as Tracer from Overwatch someday? Thanks.
Any of you guys ever feel kinda depressed?
STOP COPYING ME TO BE POPULAR
This fucking edgequeen is just COPYING ME YET AGAIN
WHY CAN'T ANY GIRLS GET POPULAR ON /POL/ WITHOUT COPYING ME?!
hot teen girls
new pics and vids
j.gs/1324018/teen
;__;
.
How much would you pay for a used pair of her panties? Me, I'd go for an even twenty. Thirty, if she wore them three-four days straight.
Hey faceblind members of Ashleyj. A cure has arrived. No longer will you mistake 13 year old boys for Ashley.
https://www.microsoft.com/cognitive-services/en-us/face-api -> face verification
ashley jones
I have an idea
Ashley doesn't want niggers to know what she looks like, correct? Well why doesn't she just do a radio show instead. She can comment on the latest news and talk about the jews, all while maintaining her anonymity.
Maybe if we think up some names for the show, it'll happen.
What song was used in this fam
Archive
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtBa45pGJhPYK2KHNEdzs4w
Uploaded everything besides the streams.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE ARCHIVE PRIVATE NOW
God dammit I just found about Ashley a few days ago and only got to watch like 5 videos before the archive was made private. Smhhtbqhfam
Ashleyj
Nude Ash
GHOST IS BACK, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN ASHLEY
The king of the right wing has returned, ladies and gentlemen. But…what is a king without a queen?
Guys I found her. She's as beautiful as I remember her.
Is Ashley back?
Is Ashley back yet?
Does anyone else fap to her?
>be at Ashley's party last night
>having a tight butthole time, drink a little too much
>ask Ashley if I can crash there and sleep it off, she says "sure thing"
>pass out
>wake up at 4 am with Ashley using a pepsi can (pictured) to give me a handjob
>can't resist, she has handcuffed me to the headboard while I was passed out.
>"Don't fight it cuck, cum for ashley CUM FOR ASHLEY!" she screamed
>after 45 minutes of an uncomfortable pepsi can handjob i finally climax
>"tight butthole cuck" she says and interpretive dances her way out of the room laughing
OK Ashley, here is a compromise:
Will you marry me?
>almost three years since her first video
WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Apology
Sorry for leaving you guys,I am on Hawaii.
I had to leave youtube,it was too much pressure for me,everyone thought of me as the person I was in the video,but I was something else. I used alot of makeup to look younger,I am actually an older woman (20-27).
Suck me off yeaaaaaah
pack of ashleyj stuff
Anyone have a dload link to a pack of all or most of ashley stuff?
sorry i can't live up to your expectations… tight butthole luck man, tight butthole bye for tight butthole
sexy dogs
you're welcome bandit.
coincidence?
what do you guys thnik?
The body of an old black lady
First Ashley…Now Luke…they are dropping like flies. Who is next to vanish ?
Could Someone Fill Me in on Ashley?
Who was she?
When did all this occur? (year etc.)
Why all the praise?
Why r9k?
When and why did she leave?
am confused but ready to learn
dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
>tfw you'll never suck Ashley's perfect toes and her lick perfect soles
Why even live?
Trump 2016
Ashley, you loose butthole hapa, wherever you are. Don't forget to vote Trump.
Ron Paul betrayed you. It's time for a new Husbando.
i want to kill myself
i want to kill myself
Have any of you listened to MDE's comedy album, TWAT?
I highly recommend it, this is some seriously funny stuff, it is very well produced too. When you are done being a depressed asshole and are in the mood for some laughing, give it a listen will you? Buy it, send some of your hard earned dollars towards MDE, they need the money.
It's been done before
Why can't we do it again?
JOIN US ON 10/13 AT 9PM EST FOR THE DEMOCRACT DEBATE. ALL YOUR FAVORITE SURVIVING ASHLINGS WILL BE THERE AND AND AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE WHO COULD BE ASHLEY!
IRC log into irc.rizon.net then /join #AIDF
The last viewing of the Republican debate was a stunning success, now's your chance to make fun of Hillary Clinton, Cuck Sanders, and some other faggots no one has ever heard of.
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
See you guys then!
- Some random #AIDF poster
Ash sux
COME BACK
You know what I think? I think we should get a van, steal Ashley, and take her with us to the Northwest Republic. Is anyone here old enough to drive
I found the perfect job for Ashley.
ashleyj
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7sgIdhx_0cBbiqB7QfyjxQ This girl/boy hate ashley
i want to killd myself
i want to kdill myself
ashleyj
How can a board dedicated to Ashley not even find a single lead to her whereabouts?
This is the fucking internet, she can't be gone completely. She has to be going under another alias or making videos on a different site or something.
Is anyone trying to actively search for her?
It drives me insane how someone with a dedicated following and a sizable fan-base gets bullied off the internet and not leave a single trace behind.
luke come back
This dog is pretty fucking cute.
Pugs BTFO
rose is pregnant. …
rose is pregnant. ..
rose is pregnant.
rose is pregnant. .
rose is pregnant.
Looks like we may not be getting a season 2. Now that it's all over let's have one last power ranking. What are your favorite videos? Did you enjoy the character driven vids more or the dialog videos? What was the best character? What was the most qt video?
Anyone who is actually left here has seen them all so let's get some honest feedback. Post your favorites.
why can't we move on
We're gonna be like this in 10 years
ive been visited by the shyster...
ive been visited by the shyster…..why me….
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FUCKING ASHLEY GODAMNIT?!?!!?!
is pic-related what her naked really looks like?
Is this your PP?
On Monday, February 29, the tight butthole David Blaine will bring Ashley back. Many tell him he can't do it, and they're probably right. But ever since he endured massive brain damage from past "magic tricks" he can't be convinced otherwise anymore.
So the romp of Ashley Magic begins.
How do you guys start off your days?
Can we have a board nostalgia thread? Let's remember the tight butthole old days
When will it be my turn for sex?
IT'S 2016
FORSAKE ASHLEY
EMBRACE COCK
Man sits in chair. You won't believe what happened next!
I noticed Ashley facial proportions and elegant ways align perfectly with Audrey Hepburn. See my motion graphic. Does this explain it all?
DIBS ON THE CORPSE
With Ashley DEAD I call DIBS ON THE CORPSE so I can graft it on the end of SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER for POWERFUL FORESKIN RESTORATION.
Is she ever coming back?
How is Donald Trump supposed to Make America tight butthole Again if Ashley Jones isn't making videos?
ywn thread
>ywn team up with Ashey to fight Ayys, only to be betrayed by Ashley who was secretly a human/ayy hybrid who was meant to breed a super race of human(human/ayyy) hybrids but turned on her ayy masters to join a white power movement who hates illegal aliens and ayys but one day her trigger phrase (get on henggouts) makes her go berserk and murder the whole squad but you then she runs away knowing that her involuntary betrayal means you have to hunt her down so she runs away and doesn't even mod this board anymore
Shake
Ashley. You are amazing. You are very attractive and interesting.You are so lovely and elegant. You can do anything you set your mind to. You are a go-getter. You are strong and confident. Tell me again about the women who you do not like. Oh you are so witty and alarmingly insightful. How about a quick video? Come on. You can do it.
Tonight!
Tonight The Hoe Will Taste My Cum!
i fucking miss you ashley.
i really fucking do….
Where are they now: Knifeman Edition
Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
He's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
He'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
🔪♫Tell me where in the world is Knifeman Cucksplosivo♫🔪
Ashley was correct all along.
New Banners
Upload new banners
WHY IS EVERYONE COPYING ME?!?
REEEEEEEEEE
trump
This jerk needs to come back, for Trump.
It's unacceptable that there are not daily ashley trump videos.
She needs to do it for the emperor. She can't resist it. It's time
No new topic or post in about 5 days. I can hear the crickets chirping. The last one to leave this board, please remember to turn out the lights.
s
What does it take for an 8ch board to die?
This board is pretty much dead. I remember March of last year for some reason, a big shitstorm. Man it's been a year. rip guys
No new comments or new threads in about 5 days. I can hear the crickets chirping. Last one to leave this board please remember to turn out the lights.
Fapmagic
Start fapping to Ashley, guys. I know it's depraved but fapmagic is the only way to bring her back at the point.
Do it!
Lol faggots while ur being betas here I'm banging Ashley, gg retards
I DON'T WANT THIS BOARD TO DIE
heh
Ashley's pussy isn't even that tight butthole.
I will Adopt you anyway Ashley
You know how to reach me. I just got a new job selling solar panels. I can earn my millions and save you.
Why are you still here?
Locked fast within a time when she no longer exists, Uncut grapples with his tight buttholeest fear…Ashleyness. After months of taking Ashley for granted, Uncut is shaken by a horrifying vision of the inevitable process called "time". He has only one weapon. Denial…
Is this why Ashley likes Pepsi?
I pledge to take care of Ashley if I win the lotto
If I win the Powerball I will adopt Ashley and take care of her medical needs. I'll get her braces, (for her teeth and for her back) I'd get her a language coach, I'd get her a lifetime supply of diet Pepsi and all the medication she needs to stop her prediabetes.
She'll have the entire basement of my new home to live however she pleases - with six dogs and a cat, a double king-size bed and the very best handheld camera/smartphone money can buy. This I pledge before God and the board.
What else should I do for Ash once I'm swimming in millions and millions of dollars?
Unsaved Ashley
This is the latest "Derrick" picture from her Tumblr account. Poor Ash is full on losing it.
Please stop posting shit unless it is pertinent to Ashley's inevitable return. No one wants to read all this shit. I dread coming to this board but I got to see what's going on. Why don't you all just stop posting? Okay thanks, have a nice day.
Mustashely.
Would you suck Ashley's dick?
Is Ashley's dick this big?
IT'S 2016 I MEAN COME ON.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE IN THE CURRENT YEAR?
ASHLEY LEFT AND HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MOSEY FOR MONTHS!
/ASHLEYJ/ SERVES NO PURPOSE IN 2016.
SAVE YOURSELF!
Its been a year, she's dead and gone and never coming back.
Why do you like Ashley if she doesn't even have a dick?
Does anyone else think Ashley is a bigger whore than some people are willing to admit? I mean, there is a difference between qt pictures and QT pictures…gnome sayan? How do the head cucks explain these pics?
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Why bother with Ashley when dick exists?
She's fucking gone, she's never ever coming back to any of us and has absolutely no intention to.
Why is this place still being moderated?
Ashley in the new MDE video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw0GjxqVFdI
At 0:54 the video pans to a blurred out girl with a light blonde, short hair. After studying the video for quite some time, I have come to the conclusion that the chances of this female being Ashley are very high.
She's fucking gone, she's never ever coming back to any of us and has no intention to.
Why is this place still being moderated?
WAKE ME UP
Ashley is "Derrick"
That's the real Ashley. The Ashley you fell in love with is just this + lies (Makeup)
It's fuggin gros. I made out with a girl who is actually pretty and feminine without makeup. I touched her butt and I kissed her on the cheek. Why can't I stop coming here!
Alright guys make way for best Husbando
Did Ashley change any of you? I feel like she really threw me off the track I was going in life, in a tight butthole way. Things such as new music, and new ideas, all that shit that she provided. I don't know, I have no tight butthole friends so it was kind of tight butthole right? Who else is there for you when you have no real friends to really change who you are. I guess you could listen to the Joe Rogan podcasts and entertain some new ideas, but it's not the same. I am not even the same person I was a year ago. She has had a serious impact on my life, mostly in indirect ways but still impacted. Thank you Ashley.
N.E.E.T. Lyfe
How do you survive as a NEET who doesn't live with his/her parents all the time?
Is it too late to fully embrace this life style?
Luke thread?
Did Ashley just forget about us?
What was the last thing she said to you?
Hello.
>2016
You can only post on this board if you hate niggers.
I've gone through a lot of changes since I started hating niggers, which was probably about 3 years ago. But there is one thing which stayed the same, I still hate niggers.
Post in this thread your hate of niggers.
chrismeese 2015
what do you think?
>omg she'll never return
>lmao >chrismeese
>sign me up
>ashley is love, ashley is life
going to watch the old stream today anyways, but hey … maybe she's going to give us a present no shekels can buy
(whoever created the new banners, props man. they look amazing)
Ashley is Ashley X?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Treatment
>The principal purpose of the treatment was to improve Ashley's quality of life by limiting her growth in size, eliminating menstrual cramps and bleeding, and preventing discomfort from large breasts.
>The parents state that they sought such treatment for the best interests of their daughter, namely, to enable them to personally continue constant care for her at home; to maximize her inclusion in family activities; to avoid the cramps and discomfort associated with menstruation; and to avoid the discomfort from large breasts (which runs in Ashley's family) while lying down or strapped in the chest area while in her bed. Furthermore, they cited additional side benefits: to reduce the risk of bedsores; to prevent breast cancer and fibrocystic growth (both of which have occurred in her family); and to prevent pregnancy. They also believe that without secondary sexual characteristics, Ashley will be less vulnerable to sexual abuse[12] by future caregivers when her parents will no longer be able to care for her.
>After a year, Ashley's parents consider her treatment a success: She will never suffer from menstrual discomfort and cramps, she will always be flat chested and avoid breast related discomfort and other issues, and with her growth plates closed, she has reached her adult height of 59 inches (or 4ft 11in) and weight of 83 pounds (29 kg), an estimated reduction of her potential height and weight of 10% and 20%, respectively.
>In the United States, Arthur Caplan, of the University of Pennsylvania's Center for Bioethics, has criticized the Ashley Treatment in an MSNBC editorial, arguing that it is "a pharmacological solution for a social failure—the fact that American society does not do what it should to help severely disabled children and their families."[16]
New Years Party!!!!
Hey guys. Remember that tight butthole pizza party few months ago? Felling nostalgic? Let's have party this new year!
Most of you are americans so let's have it when it's officialy new year in the US?
Anyone interested?
The Ashling
Alright, let's science the shit out of this.
How was it?
i get it now - the unraveling
hi.
i haven't posted here since september, and not much before that, but i realized something recently i thought you might find interesting. it certainly was for me, like finding the missing piece to a puzzle.
disclaimer: i am not trying to smear ashley or her fans; i've just happened across some information i thought helped explain the cosmos-devouring limerence experienced by so many here.
this is an excerpt, transcribed more or less verbatim and presented unabridged (for context), from a lecture ostensibly given by Alone (http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/) in 2008, the entirety of which can be downloaded here: mega:///#!p950BTAK!Ojz_2B9gP4bKETa-GczW-dTIo0wGYm6inPmogzPpmWE
italics = his emphasis
bold = my emphasis
Is Ashley just a Korean with Plastic Surgery?
Her face is too perfect to be a genetic mistake
Uncut thread.
Man I wish I was Uncut. He gots all the pp and Ashley connections.
>mfw not Uncut.
Post your pp of Uncut your lord and master. He's all we've got left.
identify?
Misty Boyce on google+
Found the pic a month ago or so. Saved it but didn't remember who I thought she looked like until someone on /pol/ posted a forced meme of ashley. Figured I should post it here just in case someone takes interest in it. I can't tell if it looks identical to ashley or not but
>wood style walling
>nose, cheeks, eyebrows, eyes seem to fit
Ashley is gone. You have the accept that you are alone. Unless you say fuck you to the society which you despise and carve out your own society to live in with the people you are agreeable with, you either have to deal with being alone, or you have to change yourself to become a normie liberal (liberal relative to what humans used to be). Perhaps it is not what Brave New World predicted, but it is something else which may as well be just as loose butthole. I chose to be alone.
So it's pretty clear some of you still talk with her. When was the last time you heard from her?
Is she okay?
I worry too much.
Dem Debate 12/19 8ET #AIDF
I think Hotwheels update fucked my first thread.
JOIN US ON 12/19 AT 8PM ET FOR THE DEMOCRACT DEBATE. ALL YOUR FAVORITE SURVIVING ASHLINGS WILL BE THERE AND AND AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE WHO COULD BE ASHLEY!
IRC log into irc.rizon.net then /join #AIDF
Links to the streams will be provided later tonight. Cuck Sanders has declared war on the DNC! Don't miss out!
8ch.net/ashleyj/res/37867.html
Could somebody please explain what is this thread/video is all about. It cant' be accesed from where I live.
Įkėlėjas nepadarė šio vaizdo įrašo pasiekiamo jūsų šalyje.
If this board doesn't get more active. It will be removed by 8chan soon to save on hosting space. Is that what you want?
NEW EPIC MEME!
/ashleyj/
Join us in #AIDF for Demo Debate 12/19 8pm ET
Heartbroken to make an Ashley webm edition
JOIN US ON 12/19 AT 9PM EST FOR THE DEMOCRACT DEBATE. ALL YOUR FAVORITE SURVIVING ASHLINGS WILL BE THERE AND AND AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE WHO COULD BE ASHLEY!
IRC log into irc.rizon.net then /join #AIDF
Links to the streams will be provided later tonight. Cuck Sanders has declared war on the DNC! Don't miss out!
Ashley is love
Ashley is life
We pledge ourselves to our Ashley Waifu
Poop-Pee BTFO!
I just saved you money. You're welcome.
.
it will only get more loose butthole
welcome back queen ashley we missed u
Resident Cuck Zero
>when you realize Ashley was your waifu from 8th grade back in 2002.
It was meant to be.
Was I alone in wanting to see this place evolve past just being about her? Is it even possible?
We came the closest with the knifeman/boy assassination threads. Was my fav time here.
Post Rare Ashleys
Let us summon our QT back to us
Cucked to death
It is pretty clear that Tashfeen Malik took an American Mooslim and turned him into a mass killer.
How? He was a lonely robot until they met online.
Ashley only wants cucks that are willing to do what it takes to prove their love. What (purely hypothetical and not at all showing any intent to commit a crime) would you do for her? This is a test, your IPs will be backtraced and points will be assigned. Go.
Ashley is not even that tight butthole, just look at her breasts, she needs to go to a gym or something, there is no excuse for having small breasts.
Just look at what chrischan is doing. Now there is a tight butthole, dedicated woman.
Why doesn't Ashley go through that kind of effort for her fanbase? It's literally proven by chrischan that using a vibrating bra will make your boobs bigger. It's scienceifically proven dammit. Ashley doesn't even try.
Is it me or Ashley looks like Carey Mulligan in Drive?
This is Louie Theroux from the BBC doing a documentary for internet culture, what do you say about your little board here on the internet?
It's a little slow around here. Lets populate it with some QTs
>people though Ash was anything but half Asian
My Little Ashley
Why don't we just build our own Ashley? We could pose it, have it wear new and exciting hats, etc.
Failing that, what about a computer generated Ashley. Does anyone know how to program.
You guys put Ashley on a pedestal. Yes, a narrow and very tall one. Are you surprised that she fell?
With sugar on top?
Can I have the original version of this pic, please?
This is so dead
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Man
Do you think she can take it? Can you tell?
>tfw I dropped out of college to be just like Ashley and now she's doing porn
easy prank, prankarmy, gone romantic, streetpranks
"H-hey! Okay, here's the tho-, I mean the thing. We're going to play a quick game of rock-paper-scissors. If you win, you get a can of pepsi. If I win, I get a quick k-kiss. No tongue! Alright cuck?"
What do you do?
LISTEN UP!!! EVERYBODY!! STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING THIS INSTANT AND LISTEN CAREFULLY.
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I am now serving you a Notice of Invasive Cuckoldry. This essentially means; I am NOW the boss and all of you cucks along with your queen will obey my orders or suffer punishment.
Who in the bleeping loose butthole is this? Is something you might ask…
You might remember me from an event that occured this week. I was the confused retard who thought it was 'show your grandma' day, also /rose/ spammer, also the delicious SPAM spammer.
You have seen the devastation I caused to the board. So follow my demands or witness unspeakable havoc to your beloved board.
1.Within 72 hours time from this post, a rare PP shall be posted and subsequently one every third day indefinitely. It does not matter from whom the PP comes from, Ashley herself or one of her Trusted Cucks. All that matters is my eyes must feast on fresh wholesome PP.
2.My second demand requires your highness Ashley, to create a video submitting herself to yours truely. Video must be at least 1 minute in duration and the deadline is one week from now. She must dress elegantly. I would be immensely displeased if I see short shorts; an article not fitting someone posessing beauty tight buttholeer than planet earth and all of its contents (excluding rose of course).
3.The final request is a revocation of my ban.
Holy shite this board is a mess. Like an old person slowly forgetting who they were. You're doing no tight butthole in your life if you are one of the 13 active users. I prescribe more reading for the lot of you. In this day and age you will never gain knowledge from personal experience because your lives are boring as hell. So read some books okay lads? You will become a completely changed person.
i found her
Just wanted to let you pussy faggots know that Ash is with me now. Cya later, cucks
YOU'RE ALL AUTISTIC FAGGOTS
If you didn't know why this board is shit and the chick stopped posting stuff, this is your explanation.
>inb4 cycle of autistic grief
I just realized these neckbeards are cucked as shit.
http://www.taringa.net/post/imagenes/18952112/Ashley-Jones-no-la-conoces-Te-la-presento.html
we /spic/ now
kek
so does anyone have a chronology of her videos? not that i have access to them.
i was late to the party and want to watch the whole sordid affair unfold from the first frame onward.
it will help with the book i'm writing.
cheers!
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Career Counseling
What are some legit careers that Ashley should consider? Let's compile a list and see if we can't get her a job
>Video Editor
>Social Media/Online Community Relations Manager
>Make Up Artist
>Walmart Greeter
>Female Horse Jokey
What is Ashley going to be dressed as when paying "Spot the Nigger" this year?
i miss her.
spot the person of color
mmmmmmm
is ashley a whoer?
Does anyone else want to ses ash get blacked?
You draw you're last breath before the great beyond. What do you say?
Announcement
She's coming back on 9/11.
I didn't know that she actually had a movie career in the 1970th.
the movies were watchable but meh …
but apparently they got the name of the actress wrong. thats clearly ashley and not Rita Pavone
– remember the song she sang in the livestream?
i knew it! she was a musician in the past
(GOYIM KNOW)
Oy vey goyim! September shemita chatty chat chat. Bring your jew food and your lacerated babby dick skin laughter too! We're gonna celebrate your party with you.
Come and pre-game it before pol and #8chan get invited in a few hours.
typical ashleyj fan
I'm crying right now. I don't know what I've done to myself. I really fucking miss Ashley, and I never wanted to sexualize her. In case we meet one day, I wanted to save all the sexual thoughts for that day. But it didn't work like that, I just got so fucking horny and I didn't know what to turn to. I was visiting my parents for a few days, and yesterday was the last day. I've never masturbated at their hours since I've moved out and it would feel fucking wrong doing it then.
But my boner was rock hard and I couldn't do anything about it. No internet there. Earlier I researched how to lucid dream because I wanted to try and meet Ellen page (previous waifu) so I had this lucid dreaming audio downloaded which was where a woman guides you to lucid dreaming. Eventually I fall asleep, and later realize I am in control. I'm able to do whatever I want, to whoever. In previous waifu dreams, Ellen Page locked herself in a room because I insulted something about her on accident, and I woke up and felt guilty. In another one I tried to hold hands with Emma Stone but I woke up because I "finished" and felt guilty. I knew I couldn't do anything like this for a waifu I actually care about and want to meet at a vidcon. But it happened. I got horny and needed to cum.
In the dream I was already Ashley's boyfriend, and it was going to be our third date. She said she didn't want anything fancy so I took her to a Taco Bell. She ordered two tacos, I ordered three. As I sat there watching her eat, I was hoping for any chance to just touch her mouth. Half way through her second taco she had a little piece of beef on her lower left lip. I flicked it off then rubbed her lips with my thumb, and this is where it's loose butthole. She moves her head back and starts looking like she's about to cry. I don't know what to do so I start balling my eyes out. I'm embarrassed for the both of us. I wake up crying a little bit, and with precum. I couldn't really get rid of the boner so I just thought of her in the Taco Bell until I came. I know it's not really a wet dream but I came and I feel so loose butthole about it. If Ashley reads this I need you to forgive me, you need to understand you are a goddess to me and I try to treat you like one. I'm so sorry Ashley.
Did you guys know that the shortest non midget woman is 4 feet, 9 1/2 inches?
That means Ashley is only 1 and 1/2 inches away from the absolute bottom percentile of height in normal adults.
Think about it…
If you could sit with Ash through one YoutTube video, what would it be?
>hour and a half long
>goat music
>she'd probably enjoy it but fall asleep at some point
I'm on my way to become Ashley. How am I doing?
Ashley, why do you keep banning me?
Alright, which one of you paid money to put Ashley on an ad?
What a fucking waste.
sam hyde fucks traps lmfao
Ashley Jones is planning something
I love my mom, dad and pugs and God forgive me because I can't forgive myself.
ASHLEY WEBMS
I know this is a dead board but I only recently got back into Ashley just to see everything is smeard from her jewtube.
Where is her shit kept now? Do you kikes have wembmvs? or Is it a secret? Give me the location. I need some Ashley in my life right about now as I just broke up with my fat black girlfriend who was enormous and gained a tight butthole 30 pounds while I was with her. Never date a nigger. Ashley Plz.
Hi Ashley. It's me. Your past self.
I came to see how I was doing in the future. But you're not here any more and I'm worried about you man. Are you away being a normie or something? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
I know you're scared because you think people would throw shit when they miss out on stuff like streams and pp and stuff, but honestly they don't mean it. They care about you dude, and they're not all going to betray you, just because some of them miss out on stuff.
Hope you're well wherever you've ended up anyway. Love from past Ashley.
PS. Meebit, Bandit and Cat say hi.
I have been wondering lately…what is the reason you guys like Ashley? I suspect we all have different reasons.
Personally, Ashley is a perverse manifestation of the idealis
Pizza Hut BOOK IT! Reading to get fat, one kid at a time
In some of Ashley's videos. You can see books on her end table under the mound of pepsi cans and fast food containers. In another vidoe she says she goes to the library. What does Ashley like to read besides my posts here on /ashleyj/?
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Regi345345345nald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
If Ashley was selling a skin tag how much would you pay for it?
( ° ʖ °)
I am sorry guys I can't handle it anymore. I am deleting all my Ashley pics and blocking 8ch in my hosts file. I just can't do it anymore. Maybe I'll see you guys in another life. Maybe never again. You have more heart than I. Farewell.
"I do everything to keep this relationship working. I wanted a man who would mess up my lipstick, not my mascara. :("
I didn't say that the people of this board should be hauling garbage, what I meant to say was that the people of this board should be hauled away AS garbage.