/asmr/ - Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

>>2800

*The most tingles from me.

>>3328

I hate when ayy lmaos do asmr.

>>3328

>>3331

She's fackin brillint you plebs.

>>3333

yeah but that is b4 she got all, i must b purfect and git mah nailz did and plastering the makeup on.

also b4 patreon bux

she did that video when she actual expressed herself and not pander to asmr idiots

>>3376

she's been having a harder time with her health issues since then though.

Not flipping the audio channels. Why can I hear it with my left ear when she's touching my right?

You think it'd be common sense.

>>3369

Someone's mad.

>>3386

And you're doing a good job proving that notion wrong with your pictures.

"I'll show him. I'll show him real good" - You

>>3309

Is this video supposed to give me tingles? Because I got a lot of them.

She looks like a creepy robot

>>3311

As I understand it, she met him on Twitter. He was a fan of her's and they ended up together. Not sure where the idea he was a Patreon comes from. Maybe he was, I don't know.

In any case, yeah, he's living the dream. Every Patreon ever is just hoping beyond hope to fuck their favorite ASMR artist, and he basically won the lottery. The guy looks like a homeless Klingon, and he landed Bek, who is a solid 7 or 8 depending on if she's your type.

When she inevitably devalues him and leaves (she's borderline; I find that hot because I'm a fucking co-dependent) he'll probably kill himself (I hope he doesn't, but when you look like a homeless Klingon, and you lose someone as beautiful as Bek, you know your future is fucked).

>>3317

Your attitude is a healthy and sane one. Please try to stay that way. I have to carefully avoid becoming anyone's Patreon because as a co-depend that shit will fuck up my brain pretty bad.

I don't jack off to ASMR videos. I don't understand those that do. Pornhub is right there. That's what it's for. I'm in it for the tingles/sleep inducement/non-sexual sense of intimacy, but to each his own.

>>3335

Same here.

>>3317

Agree, anyone who was not using her as a temporary novelty/amusement will inevitably be pushed to the side as she is now a public figure and people know she's willing to fuck a fan as a result of her BPD tendencies.

Want a SJW to chew gum in your ear, kiss you through the internet, and make what I can only assume are cute cat noises? Then Bek's newest video "[BINAURAL ASMR] Gum Chewing | Kisses | Trigger Words | Gibberish | Tapping" is for you!

This one's pretty good. Nice sense of intimacy and I'm a fan of gum chewing for reasons I cannot understand. A bit idiosyncratic perhaps, but which of her videos aren't?

Lisa tries to upload a new video, but she's a 14 year old kid and forgets to turn her mic on, autists downvote the girl that is more human and more perfect than scum like them ever will be. Welcome to YouTube.

No point in linking the video since it's coming down in a few hours anyway.

>>3275

to be fair i think she talked a few times about some serious digestive issues, so the vegan part could be justified, for once

the rest… ugh, i guess we have softlygaloshes to blame for that

someone should give her a crash course about cults and shit like that

Aaaand she's back! Turns out YouTube was bugged and stripping the sound out of her video for some reason. YouTube gonna YouTube.

She makes and eats some Japanese candy in this one. She hides her face while eating the second one because it makes her look like a rabid dog foaming at the mouth apparently. It was probably the right choice.

>>3365

I want to anally rape this semon demon

>>3366

Me? I'm flattered! Oh, you mean her. Gross, dude. Gross.

She has the fakest smile I've ever seen

Also, new age/pseudoscience bullshit

>>3332

I actually think she's kind of cute. Mostly because I find her sexually attractive. I liked her braces.

>>3336

This.

It seems to be a german thing though, most young germans think a fake american accent equals good english.

t. german

Will everyone stop being mean to this absolute top qt?

I actually like her work, I could give a fuck about anything else except the quality of the content.

>>3319

You are fucking blind. When will you delusional niggers stop posting this shit?

>>3209

i think she does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NGq60CGkwA

>>3193

She's a vegan:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAi490CMIQbZCLj5MZXckkw

>>3230

What's your point?

New vid

>>3230

Who gives a fuck you dipshit?

In the part of this video where Laura repeats the Welsh word "Ymlacio", (relevant bit at 7:05-11:40) after a while my American ears start interpreting what she's saying as, "I'm black, yo!" I can't help but laugh every time I try to watch this and the video is ruined for me.

Why must I be so fucking autistic?

EDIT: 8ch can't handle video urls with time stamps apparently.

>>3316

Margaret is my waifu. Too bad she doesn't do ASMR for real. With her beauty and perfect voice she could clean up.

And you know I don't get much of a SJW vibe from Laura. If anything she's an alterna girl who has the ability to look and sound like royalty when she wants. I'll assume Laura to be a chill girl (along with jellybean) until someone ruins my dreams and causes my suicide by giving evidence of socialjusticeshittery.

>>3354

This is a good point. I think she may be managing her accent for her ASMR videos. Dig around on her channel for some non-ASMR stuff, I think you can hear her with a different accent in one IIRC.

She truly is a great ASMR artist to be able to put on such a wonderful show of aristocratic femininity in her videos. She's just fantastic.

Also check out her other vids, they're great too.

>>3343

Any link for the videos ?

>>3344

Nae. nothing yet. You think the one on the left was meant to say 'fisting'? Cause that's quite an escalation.