AftynRose ASMR
Three ugly witches video is out.
https://dl6.volafile.org/get/Bnzsv2FHJtERu/Aftyn%20Rose%20Three%20witches%20Patreon%20720p.mp4
reminder
The Mediterranean race (sometimes Mediterranid race) is one of the sub-races into which the Caucasian race was categorized by most anthropologists in the late nineteenth to mid-twentieth centuries.
According to various definitions, it was said to be prevalent in Southern Europe and Southeast Europe, in Western Asia, in North Africa, in the Horn of Africa, in Central Asia, in Latin America (through Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, French and Lebanese ancestry), and in certain parts of the British Isles and Germany.
It is characterized by medium to tall stature, long (dolichocephalic) or moderate (mesocephalic) skull, a narrow and often slightly aquiline nose, prevalence of dark hair and eyes, and pink to reddish to light or dark brown skin tone; olive complexion being especially common.
It is totally idiotic for Nordics to consider the Mediterranean race (Including Greece, South Italy - Sicily, Lebanon, Egypt, Malta etc.) as racially inferior.
The Mediterranean races are with no doubt the creators of civilisation. The Ancient Greeks, The Ancient Egyptians, the Phoenicians, Cathrage, The Romans, Assyrians and even the Ethiopians were the ones that created culture, democracy and science including mathematics, astronomy, physics and medicine.
For the Greeks and Romans, Germanic and Celtic peoples were often stereotyped as wild red haired barbarians. While the Med. people were prosperous the Germanic and Celtic tribes were living in caves, later on they improved to savagely launch attacks on the great empires of the med. - The Roman and the Byzantine.
You may argue that the Greeks are considered aryans. This is wrong because: Firstly Aristotle argued that the Greeks were an ideal race because they possessed a medium skin-tone, in contrast to pale northerners and black Africans. Secondly your beloved Nazi "ideologists" and "intelectuals" considered the Greeks members of the mediterranean race, which they considered inferior to the Aryan - They were wrong ofcourse - Just compare the Greek Civilization with the Nordic "civilization" and make your own rational (please!) conclusions.
The fact that Mediterranean peoples were responsible for the most important of ancient civilisations was a problem for the promoters of Nordic superiority. Giuseppe Sergi's much-debated book The Mediterranean Race (1901) argued that the Mediterranean race had in fact originated in Africa, and that it also included a number of dark-skinned African peoples, such as Ethiopians. Sergi's studies claimed that the Mediterraneans, the Africans and the Nordics all originated from an original Eurafrican Race. According to Sergi the Mediterranean race, the "greatest race of the world", was responsible for the great civilisations of ancient times, including those of Egypt, Carthage, Greece and Rome. These Mediterranean peoples were quite distinct from the peoples of northern Europe. Sergi also argued that the Mediterranean race was closely related to a Hamitic African population, which included such groups as the Tutsi. To Sergi the Semites were a branch of the Eurafricans who were closely related to the Mediterraneans.
Let's imagine a world where whites (French, Germs, Scandi and Anglos) as a civilization would be without appropriating culture, technology and riches from other people's.
Which means:
No contact with the Roman Republic/Empire and China
No crusades
No Judeo-Christian religions
No discovery of the new world
No colonization of Africa
No establishments of chiefdom beyond Germania Magna (No Italian, French, Iberian and African dynasties).
Celts still populate most of Europe in this timeline
Also remember that whites before contact with Rome had no literature or construction capabilities beyond wowfzyqyoden buildings. They did have Bronze Age weapons, though. Starting year: 200 B.C (before first Roman interventions in Gaul because they wouldn't stop killing each other).
Best Taylor™ appreciation thread
Am I shilling for Taylor? Sure! Why not? She doesn't have a PayPal or a Patreon. Dare I say, she's not in it for the money?! According to socialblade, she makes $65/mth and she's never once complained about it or begged for more. She just broke 30k subs after a year of creating content and she still going strong with a smile on her face. She's pretty. She's funny. She's positive and upbeat. No signs of degeneracy. No ear eating. No girlfriend sims. No whorish behavior. Charming southern accent. Nice smile. Purity of this level is rarely seen on /asmr/. If you don't like Taylor, you're probably a faggot. Say nice things and shill for her in this thread. Even though BO told us to stop shilling, Taylor deserves it. :^)
ASMR's Hot 25 Tournament - Winners Bracket Quarter Finals; Elimination Bracket Round 3
Here is the tournament chart of where things currently stand: https://challonge.com/m5uaa4t5.svg
- ELIMINATION MATCHES -
The first four matches feature women who are in the elimination bracket, which means they already have one loss in this tournament. This is a double elimination tournament, so another loss for these women will eliminate them from the tournament for good. Very simple: the winner moves on; the loser is eliminated.
https://www.polltab.com/rySFCJp6X
https://www.polltab.com/S1FpAyTTQ
https://www.polltab.com/Bysl1gTaX
https://www.polltab.com/BJQVkeppm
- WINNERS BRACKET -
The women featured in the following four matches are still undefeated in this tournament. The winners of each match will advance to the Winners Semi-Finals; the losers will be dropped down to the elimination bracket, where they will face the survivors of Round 3 of that bracket.
https://www.polltab.com/ByavyeTpQ
https://www.polltab.com/SJHokg6pm
FrivolousFox promoting clickbaiting #metoo whore
Yesterday Lauren posted a collab with an obscure asmrtits named Petrana Gala. At first I didn't pay much attention, but at second glance she looked familiar, so I scrolled through her previous videos and found that my hunch was right: a few months ago this Slovak bitch posted a #metoo-type video titled "Your favourite asmrtist is a homophobic bully." Since then she's changed the title to "Bullying and homophobia is not a joke." but you can see the original title here https://www.theasmrindex.com/video/jJc11y9c7uI
Youtube version: https://youtu.be/jJc11y9c7uI
Since she declined to name the person who supposedly bullied her, she essentially slandered every male asmrtist on Youtube. In shades of the Louis CK story, she says she "lost motivation altogether to make new content" because of this guy. But for all we know the entire story could be fabricated for views and sympathy.
The End Of ASMR Thotry
We have a weapon we haven't wielded yet. We can demonitize/demonize ASMR within a couple of months. I want you to start uploading cocksucking sounds, soft nazi content, and other shit that isn't advertiser friendly, and tag those videos with ASMR tags. You can keep creating more accounts if your cocksucking account gets flagged. Once your videos start populating the youtube search results, advertisers will start running to the hills with their leaky dicks in their hands. Make it happen!
For extra credit, you can start polluting the internet with fake asmr too so that any search for ASMR will result in porn like results 😈
holly asmr tits
holly asmr posts clothing shit to her second channel now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUzmG4_nXNY
video archive
i am archiving asmr youtube channels. youtube likes to delete videos. e-beggers like to delete videos. i am downloading them all. if a video gets deleted and people want it, ill create a torrent.
here is a list of all the channels I am archiving: https://hastebin.com/vobakileha
if you want something else archived, tell me NOW. i am doing bulk download of previous videos now.
Elf kidnaps human for potential interbreeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYtDZQKjKs
I would like to see more content similar to this. That is interesting, has a story behind it, isn't just simple and plain "ear licking" or just completly raunchy GWA-tier sex noises. Something in between the rather SFW nature of this video and the typical stuff you see at GWA.
Anna Gabo - ̗ ̀Anya ASMR ̖ ́-
ANYA ASMR
>Twin sister of MissASMR.
>Armenian
>Speaks multiple languages
>No drama, or lewds that we know of
>High quality ASMR
>can sing real good
>Moderately intelligent, can hold conversation in her streams
Let her whisper to you about the Armenian Genocide anons.
This video is one of the best she's ever done. Her content is always top tier.
Animals getting ASMR
I put on an ASMR video earlier, but didn't bother to put my earphones into my laptop, and almost instantly my cat climbed onto my couch, lied down next to my laptop and started purring like as if he was really relaxed all of a sudden. Do you think it's possible for animals to get ASMR?
ASMR's Thot 25 Tournament - Elimination Bracket, Round 2
Just like the title says, only matches in the elimination bracket this time around. The women in these matches already have one loss. The winner of each match will move on to the next round; the loser of each match will be ELIMINATED from the tournament for good. Let's see how these matches go.
Elimination Matches –
https://www.polltab.com/B1SonII6m
https://www.polltab.com/r1RbTL86Q
https://www.polltab.com/rklnpILTQ
https://www.polltab.com/Skox08ITQ
https://www.polltab.com/HytPRIL6Q
https://www.polltab.com/rJJhCU8TX
https://www.polltab.com/BJaJ1v8p7
https://www.polltab.com/H1JEJD8aQ
Thanks to everyone for their support.
ASMR's Thot 25 - The Tournament to Crown The Thottest ASMRtist, Round 2
Thanks to everyone who voted in the first round. It's greatly appreciated.
The rules are simple. In each match, whoever gets the most votes by the time the clock runs out will win her match and she will move on in the tournament.
Here is the tournament chart: https://challonge.com/m5uaa4t5.svg
Here are the matches:
Elimination Match – https://www.polltab.com/r1GSPn1aX
This is a double elimination tournament. The two women in this match already have a loss. The loser of this match will be eliminated.
The winners of these matches will move on to the next round; the losers will "drop down" into the losers bracket.
https://www.polltab.com/Sy7pwnyaQ
https://www.polltab.com/Bybf_hypm
https://www.polltab.com/rJ49Y21aQ
https://www.polltab.com/Skd__2k6m
https://www.polltab.com/rkcs_h1a7
https://www.polltab.com/ByG1Fn1TX
/asmr/ 2018
>nigger dicks post nigger dicks look this woman fucks niggers see this tattoo its a nigger fucking tattoo can she handle nigger dicks post nigger dicks see this nigger he fucked this asmr girl
You're a bunch of schizo loonies and cucks. Please kill yourselves.
It's Minxy time on nu-/asmr/!
Move over Pelagea. It's time for a Minxy thread! What does the Hate Dungeon think of Minx Laura? I hear she's very nice and sweet. She's almost like a female Tirar with how many newcomers she helps out. Too bad she'll never see 100k subs. Her voice really irritates me, but I respect her for sticking around all these years. She's not too bad for a woman in her mid 40s. I'd fuck her. She's probably great in bed. Girls like her usually are. This is the lewdest pic I have. Feel free to share any nudes if you've got them.
Is Shellzy Sleep anorexic?
Something is wrong here.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsxZCnCihZ6zrv2_lfvFK0A/videos
The whores are winning
https://twitter.com/GibiOfficial/status/1057702131657068544
The worm is turning in favor of the slags
ASMR's Hot 25 - The Tournament to Crown The Hottest ASMRtist
This is going to be a double elimination tournament to see who we think is the hottest ASMRtist. Here is how the tournament chart looks like (copy and past it if it's not clickable): https://challonge.com/297yzzws
In this contest, the women are not eliminated from the tournament until their second loss. The way this is achieved is with the elimination bracket.
Everyone starts out on the top bracket (the winners bracket). After the first round, when half the women lose, they drop down to the elimination bracket. A loss in the elimination bracket eliminates her from the tournament. In the next round, half of the remaining women in the winners bracket lose, and they go on to face the survivors of the first round of the elimination bracket, so on and so forth.
At the end of the tournament, there will be two women left: the winner of the winners bracket (who has never lost), and the winner of the elimination bracket, (who will have only one loss). They face each other - if the undefeated girl wins, the tournament is over, but if the other girl wins, they face each other again, as now each girl will have one loss. Remember, she has to lose twice to be eliminated from this tournament.
The woman with the most votes by the end of the time limit will be the winner of her match. Here are the polls for the matches in the first round (copy and paste it if it's not clickable):
https://www.polltab.com/ByahJXFn7
https://www.polltab.com/rkhGlQt2Q
https://www.polltab.com/r1-OeXtn7
https://www.polltab.com/SJ9peQtn7
https://www.polltab.com/BJOmWmKhQ
https://www.polltab.com/HyU_WXtnX
https://www.polltab.com/r16VfQFnm
MADISON'S EPIC THREAD OF EPICNESS
Move over Pelagea! The ASMR Community™ has a new model and she's not just any model. She's former PLAYBOY MODEL MADELON JEANNE CULLEN! Armed with a master's degree in psychology and 34DD tits, she rode the cock carousel in Las Vegas till getting knocked up and hitting the wall. Now, this sexy 32 year old milf is back in Tennessee, figuring her life out. She's knitting hats on Etsy, playing Fortnite on Twitch, and whispering in your ears and shit. Be sure to download everything while you can.
dumping in 3… 2… 1…
PayPal lowering the hammer on ASMRtits 2: women's anguish version
NAZIS ARE WEAPONZING MYSOGYNY!
ASMR IS A NICHE FULL OF FEMALE CON ARTISTS, E-PROSTITUTES, AND DRUG ADDICTS
Thread I summary:
>Something fun seems to be afoot. Sharon Glow is "this close to losing her shit" about Paypal freezing the accounts of asmttits. https://twitter.com/sharondubois_/status/1037984213272879104 What's her face, Creative Calm, has been frozen, as well as Ashley Marie and Scottish Murmurs.
>/asmr/ thot-slayers schadenfreude intensifies
>E-whores mad they might have to ask sugar daddies for raise in allowance; proceed cry to Twitter and their orbiters
>FrivviFox and her beta army go on mass DMCA takedowns of video's about her murdering Tori
>Frivvi's DMCA takedown notices proven fakes
>Autism activated
>Anons do research
>Karuna, Glow, Frivvi making thousands of dollars a month
>Evil "Nazi weaponized misogyny" reaches blood hatred
>Endgadget reports on and screenshots /asmr/
>War declared on ASMRthots
>You are here.
Who are gud ASMR gurls to follow
I haven't posted here in a year or so, but in that time, Heather Feather, Cutebunny992, and SoftAnnaPL are all gone. All I see left are whorbs, camwhorbs, and escorts. Are there any gud gurls left making actual tingle focused asmr videos? These current whorbs are just disappointing ;_;
Asian ASMR
Let's put all chinks, japs and gooks in one thread so the yellow fever won't spread to the rest of the board.
Suna hit 1 mil subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVLbt9ZVlE
Ppomo got fucked by Jewtube algorithm.
TirarADeguello
A callout video from the man himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBm0A0UTHu0
This entire board is cancer
This board is trash because it's just another porn board for random camwhore sluts that post nudes on patreon who just happen make "ASMR" videos on the side, which are never anything other than disgusting ear licking bullshit. This is cancer, you're cancer, you're the cancer killing ASMR, and you should be ashamed for enabling this softcore bullshit and not discussing respectable, REAL ASMR. Delete this board, commit suicide. Fuck you.
Equilibrium ASMR a Singer and Songwriter?
Wow I didn't even know, she a singer was she a songwriter ETC.
Is that why she lost her job because she was doing something crazy dark place called cam porn? she was fired or terminated from her job because that?
I'm so Confused please help us out for a bit.
That's a thread of the Day.
Hungry Tits the Scammer
A bunch of guys decided to crowd fund Hungry Lips in order to get a custom video out of her.
She promised them this and that, spent a while delaying it and then produced the following piece of lazy garbage, effectively giving them a $800 YouTube video
https://www.dropbox.com/s/bfnlcp5a7qcoh7w/special%20video%20.MOV?dl=0&m=
ASMR story on Vice
Hello! This is Matthew from Vice, we are looking for commenters to participate in a story about about the state of ASMR on the internet. This can be simply an email exchange. Anybody got any thoughts on what is right/wrong with ASMR please email me. Thank you <matthew.justus@vice.com>
Best roleplay-centric channels.
What good roleplay centric channels even are there anymore? Gibi is shit and every rp she's put out has been shit for a while, and Ppomo stopped doing rps a long, long time ago. It seems like the only rps that are being made these days are one offs from channels that usually do garbage trigger compilation videos.
I just want decent quality asmr rp videos again guys.
Lucy ASMR Whispers
"Oh. Hi there, anon. Like what you see?"
Introducing a Gwen Gwiz clone with less than 1k subs. Say hello to Lucy Ann Brown. This new ASMRtits is ready to be praised by thousands of thirsty betas. Everything from her ASMR channel, vlog channel, social media, and Patreon are already in place. She's open for business! Dangling this delicious piece of fuck meat into the dungeon will ensure that her channel either gains traction or she deletes herself. What do you lads think of Lucy Ann?
it's over boys
alwaysslightlysleepy is done
copypasta from reddit
>The short version is in bold.
>If a hiatus is the kind of break you take where you’re probably coming back, but you’re not really sure, I’m taking the kind of break where you’re probably not coming back, but anything is possible.
>I’m really, truly terrible at doing things that I lose touch with. If my vision of the future gets marred—the great vision of what I’m working towards, then I lose all motivation. In the past few months, my vision for the future of alwaysslightlysleepy has changed a lot, and I’ve come to realize that it’s not a future that I want.
>I’ve never been much of one to care about numbers. As I write this, I can honestly say I don’t know how many thousand youtube subscribers I have. I don’t know what my most watched video is or my most clicked audio. What I do care about though is pleasing my followers, and for me, that means I look at growth. Heck, I don’t really look at it, I just feel for it. I can feel whenever I’m on a roll, when people love what I’m making, and I’m gaining new followers. I get more of a stream of notifications rather than just a burst after every post. I get private messages and mentions across reddit. Those things began to validate my work.
>I became so focused on pleasing all of you, growing and growing, that I completely lost sight of the future. **All of my creative energy was spent on growth. And I was succeeding.
>But what would that lead to? Fame? Internet stardom? I don’t want those things.**
>Fame has always terrified me. I hate it when strangers know who I am. I get uncomfortable when people ask my opinion about things. Most importantly, I hate the games of success. Links here, links there, accounts all over the internet, make sure you buy that domain name, click the bell icon, stick to your brand. I didn’t just feel trapped, I felt fake. More and more, I was becoming more of a brand than a person.
>The people who are good at it are the people who are good pretenders. I couldn’t bear to pretend, so I truly took on my “brand” as who I was. And I love alwaysslightlysleepy. She’s an important part of me, and she was born out of something very real. But if I stay here, I can’t grow. I’ll stagnate as a person. I’m not willing to do that, so I have to leave.
>My time here has been precious to me, and it’s why I’m not deleting my audios or ASMR videos. They serve to me as a diary of the past few years. And it’s not just their content, but it’s the conversations in the comments. It’s all the messages of support, all the mistakes I’ve made, and boy have I made a lot. I can’t just let that all disappear.
>I’m extremely excited for my future. I’m so inspired, so invigorated for what I’m going to create next. Moving on from here feels terrifying, but exhilarating. And who knows, maybe you’ll recognize me in the future! Maybe under this name, or maybe not 😊
>Thank you all for all the wonderful times you’ve given me. Can confirm, high school was not greatest time of my life: that time I made audio porn and asmr videos on youtube was. But all good things must come to an end!
>Here’s to art, and here’s to the future!
>I’ll be active for a few more days on reddit just to answer any important comments and questions.
ASMR Neko
Have you ever wanted a waifu like Nora, but don't want to race mix with a degenerate Native American wielding a monster dildo? Then say hello to Neko. Let this chubby 19 year old weeb roleplay her way into your cold dark heart. If you've been looking for a generic cosplaying Seafoam alternative, then this girl is for you. Her costumes, editing, sound, and roleplays are pretty good tbh.
Did somebody say mukbang?
In celebration of nu-/asmr/ finally getting rid of "whores" like Gibi, Pelagea, Seafoam, Amy, Kitty, and Goodnight Moon, it's time for us to recognize smaller channels and mukbang love. Post your favorite mukbang videos ITT, preferably men with under 100k subs.
[intentional] [male] [mouth sounds] [based] [not whores]
Here is a personal favorite of mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Pa5J6Ckos
Let's try to stay on page 1 to celebrate this bold new direction. No whore posting allowed. *hammers sign*
hurt
how does it feel that you'll never be loved back by your beloved asmr-waifu?
you'll never hold her tight in your arms.
you'll never caress her face, kiss her sweet lips.
you'll never cuddle with her all night.
she'll never whisper sweet things in your ears irl.
you'll never see her smile up close.
you'll never give her pleasure in so many ways…
you watch her videos every night to feel less lonely, your only source of intimacy (even if it is artificial) while she is in the arms of her irl boyfriend.
we're doomed, forever.
time to die.