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 No.62551[Reply]

New Pelagea thread, because she loves you.

Previous: >>47154

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 No.65495

>>65220

She needs a good white man like me to give her lots of white babies. Our kids will all be dual citizens of Russia and the American Reich…it's ok if they all cute lisps like her.


 No.65498

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>>65495

>She needs a good white man like me to give her lots of white babies.


 No.65500

pretty plain without make up


 No.65501

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 No.65527

>>64913

Romania has a negative growth rate, where did you get your data from?




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 No.63113[Reply]

Old thread hit shitpost limit. >>>/asmr/52846

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 No.64881

>>64788

i think you're just going to cuck churches lad. who brought death into the world? the womans fault


 No.64938

>>64881

Can't decide whether that's something a /pol/virgin or an antinatalist would say


 No.65522

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>>64938

>/pol/virgin

Yes goy, go back to your echo-chamber, nobody else agrees with you


 No.65524

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>>64938

>didn't read genesis


 No.65526

>>64833

>With so much good ASMR content coming out

ASMR is pretty much garbage now what are you talking about?




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 No.63771[Reply]

What do y'all think of roleplays? Personally, I fuckin hate them. I think its weird and a little bit creepy. Maybe I'm just not into the whole waifu experience like a bunch of you cucks are

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 No.63828

>>63771

Why do you keep trying to force the board to fuck with this girl? Are you an ex-boyfriend or something? This is the third thread you've made about her.

>y'all

And this is the most conspicuous attempt at false-flagging as the ASMRtits posted in the hope of forming a self-promotion lynch mob I've ever seen.


 No.64083

>>63817

Come from a former slave owning family, actually

>>63828

Coincidence. Lurked for a long time, this was the first thread I've ever made


 No.65251

I like this chick, her accent makes my dick hard


 No.65306

yeah that's why I like them


 No.65525

This girl is absolutely soothing 8/10




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 No.46526[Reply]

Why is there no Nature Flight thread? Well, there is one now. I think she's one of the prettiest ASMRtists, and she's so unusual that it drives me wild.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrUaEUx0_xn9dvSnEDiqDyQ

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 No.63493

>>63456

>>63453

uh, no

The most traumatic thing that's ever happened to her is Trump being elected


 No.63503

>>63493

HYPERLUUUUUUUUUUL


 No.65518

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>>62666

Hey guys. Satan back here.

Should I provide dox. Any point to that?

Just checking for interest…. >>62666


 No.65521

>>65518

>Should I provide dox. Any point to that?

Ofc you should dox her.


 No.65523

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 No.50127[Reply]

THE TIME HAS COME

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 No.62792

>>50280

>implying MikuMikuDance isn't anime

I would tell you not to breed, but it's not like you were going to anyways


 No.62864

File: 0e637455b30d3a5⋯.jpg (77.74 KB, 669x696, 223:232, 1503745992038.jpg)

>>62792

>needing two months to come up with a retort


 No.63178

>>50244

Yeah, I've never seen the appeal of anime either. I think most people who like it are autistic, since it has choppy, wooden animation, unnatural-sounding voice acting with bizarre sentence structures, and the characters are cardboard cutouts that act nothing like real people. In other words, perfect to appeal to brain damaged autists.


 No.63201

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>>63178

>i don't watch anime

>let me tell you about anime

Pick one.

>people who like things I do not are autistic

That's just your projection, kike.


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 No.31593[Reply]

Do the japanese RP audio files you can buy at stuff like DLsite count as ASMR? or is it something else?

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 No.49845

Here's a channel with a bunch of translated shit https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEOp6vDxFtsg--ZjbfbseuA/videos


 No.49853

Anyone got any good H ones? Prefereablly with translated subtitles. You don't understand, this is my holy grail of ASMR. Japanese H ASMR with english subtitles.


 No.49862

>>49853

You can find them on youtube albeit extremely, extremely rarely. There's 3 or 4 on this channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbYOf9CT8_fLMFFv-LozFoQ/videos and I remember seeing one more a long time ago, but it was most likely deleted by now. Your best bet is downloading works that have a script (fairly uncommon thing but some do include them) and running it through google translate, it's rough as fuck but you can understand most of the action. There's some translated stuff on that invite-only 4chan site too, if you can manage to get in.


 No.49890

Anyone who has been on this site for at least a year and browses /v/ would have stumbled across the MEGA treasure trove of j-ero. Some guy bought the shit as a hobby and uploaded oodles of it. You can find the archive links and search them for the RJ codes of anything that may interest you and work from there.

IIRC the download links got pulled because some dipshit reported the uploads or something.


 No.65519

bump




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 No.65350[Reply]

YOU WILL 101% REPLY TO THIS THREAD

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 No.65436

I thought Elliot Roger was dead.


 No.65442

tfw the ASMR (((community))) is so cucked they all just eat up this faggots clickbait title/thumbnails.

the perfect transition from his last failed youtube channel


 No.65466

>>65442

No bump because fuck this faggot, but link it up so we can go shit on this mud. Who is this?


 No.65479

>>65466

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyi6by44TTH0j_U3vXEGpA

and his old attempt at a youtube career: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZYg2N_oi-IyoH_ty9j8uQg

he's since deleted everything, including a video making fun of ASMR


 No.65511

>>65479

This is the faggot who got his audience by spamming everyone else's comments sections.




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 No.51925[Reply]

Chinese /ASMR/ alongside most Eastern /ASMR/tists are god-tier. ITT please post your favorite waifus preferable low sub count so that I can subscribe and masturbate to them.

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 No.64962

>>51925

I always though that YT channel was some nig uploading vids of her while pretending to be her to make some cash out of her content.

>>64383

cause of dumb rules of these sites and chinese laws or whatever, she already got permabanned from panda.tv because of that kind of stuff:

https://www.panda.tv/289899

Actually not permabanned, she'll be unbanned in 2038…


 No.65114

>>64962

How can I watch videos on Panda TV offline?


 No.65136

>>65114

you mean vods? I used pandatv about 18 months ago and back then they did not have vods


 No.65144

>>65136

I mean watching videos offline like on Bilibili. If you call it "on demand" then yes.


 No.65505

How to download video from Bilibili? I tried everything but server is always blocked WTF?!




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 No.63923[Reply]

Anyone but Jellybean

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 No.65490

Why are we getting raided by so many cucks lately?


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 No.65494

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>>65491

Gas yourself


 No.65497

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>>65490

The cucks come here to defend muhlady's honor from the hate dungeon, believing if they do she will let them have a sniff of her smelly crack.


 No.65504

>>65348

that sounds like something a whore would say…

just sayin'




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 No.23948[Reply]

>tfw you find perfection

I just wish she'd give up the gaymur gurl shtick and do gf roleplays

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 No.65496

>>65215

>high end prostitute, still looking for her shining sugar daddy.

Who's going to be the first to "rescue" her anons?


 No.65499

>>65496

No thanks, I don't want STD's.


 No.65502

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 No.65503

>>65502

This bitch is maybe DACA parasite. I'm not an American but you can report her to ICE:




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 No.64774[Reply]

I know a lot of h8 would never donate to patreon (or at least large sums to people who don't even get nude), but what if you did donate to your favorite ASMRtits and got a 1 hour custom video (no porn) what would /asmr/ ask for?

1 Hour is a long time, so would you have multiple triggers? Would you have your favorite trigger for an entire hour? Would you have them use your name? Would you be pathetic and have them say "I love you, anon" (but replace anon with your name)? What would you ask for, with a 1 hour custom ASMR video?

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 No.65455

Random triggers, no tapping (unless it's a very unique sound) because I can get those for free. Eye contact, Smiling, Finger closeups? Probably not the right word. And basically them just being playful - having fun while making the video.


 No.65459

>>65455

dubs check

I just want the last words I hear on this planet to be "I love you" because.


 No.65468

>>64784

If you don't mind me asking, who is your waifu?


 No.65492

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A slow breathing kind of thing. Embed very much related, especially after the 15 minute mark.

This would be a specialty video because I'd want someone with especially high lung capacity to do it. Most people wouldn't know unless they practiced some kind of meditation for awhile, but it's possible to have each inhale/exhale cycle last for around a minute. You're awake, but your body is asleep.

Probably not worth paying for, even if I knew who to ask.


 No.65493

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>>65492

FFS, Connie. I guess her channel is gone, but it's been re-upped.




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 No.65482[Reply]

 No.65485

>>65482

Go fuck yourself you cuck! I hope my answer was constructive enough.




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 No.64447[Reply]

Desperate old cat-lady.

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 No.65171

>>65170

I did not say smart, I said intelligent.

Many of the Asperger cases here are intelligent, but not smart.

Girls who look like that don´t think about pairing up, life is a fairy tale because men write, direct and act the romantic story for them. So they just don´t know. If prince of dreams doesn´t arrive, there must be something wrong with the story they live in.


 No.65186

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>>65091

I follow Whitney Cummings on social media, she's another one… bangin body, posts sexy pics, but has a shit self worth/image. (I admit she's a butterface). She talks about dealing with the disorder sometimes & is ALWAYS doing crazy beauty routines, skin peels, etc - trying to live up to the image in her head. Pretty sure she's had a few surgeries too.


 No.65274

>>65171

So she has fucking autism now apparently?


 No.65285

>>65274

I wouldn´t go that far.


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 No.65413[Reply]

Time for a basedshaman thread, brother. I ain't kiddin, I ain't shittin

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 No.65429

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 No.65430

>>65426

that dude's playing a character but that video's still funny


 No.65432

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>>65429

>>65422

*whispers*

"hi, elliot rodger here.

we're going to do a gun cleaning asmr today, with nice thick hammer and decocker sounds from my p226."


 No.65456

>>65432

This makes my trigger finger tingle.


 No.65474

>>65424

they're equally retarded




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 No.40092[Reply]

>that short hair

holy fuck

MUH DIK

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 No.65358

>>65318

faggot, you just chewed out your own waifu there. yes, that was gina in >>64949 and >>65312 Hehehehehehe


 No.65469

Interesting development.I think her go to plan now is to keep revealing any valuable info we have over her herself so we wouldnt hold any strength over her any longer.Unexpected.Very unexpected.I was thoroughly taken aback at this turn of events


 No.65470

Why is this ugly cunt-face still relevant?


 No.65471

>>65470

because dumb-dumb..something that was supposed to come out at the end came out right at the beginning.it has to do with 70%+ asmrtists being an acquiantance of each other before they were asmrtists.it was being hinted at right from the beginning of gina threads.one of us has a jew story too but they dont allow me inside that infocircle


 No.65475

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>>65471

You need a butt plug up your pooper to chock your ass from shitting all over the place. Everything is a fucking conspiracy to you, right? Get your ass out of this board and take a fucking vacation (does Dollar General even dole out sabbaticals?). Here, let me find you a suitable mode of conveyance:




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