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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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 No.30060[Reply]

She just keeps knocking it out of the park!

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 No.36013

>>35507

>that frog candy on top

What did she mean by this?


 No.36024

>>36013

asmr is less defined as a sensation these days and more a synonym for pandering, anon. is she our girl? fuck knows, but i will tell you this. she evidently has an oral fixation, and shes the most beautiful girl to try her hand in this ever growing shit show.


 No.36134

Holy FUCK.

I've been dealing with a constant feeling of "fight or flight" for the last few weeks and have tried everything..medicine, sleep, nutrition, fitness, all of it. I've felt completely restless for days.

Decided to try something new, as my research seemed to lead to sensory problems.

For some reason ASMR of women whispering just calms me right the fuck down perfectly.

What is going on? Is this some reaction to growing up sexually regressed and socially deprived?


 No.36135

>>36134

Nothing to worry about friend, that just means you're a pathetic beta cuck and should probably just fucking kill yourself


 No.36136

>>36135

I should kill myself because of the way I was raised causing me to be fucked up?

Dude I had forgotten what it's like to hear a woman talk softly. I'm not kidding, it's that bad. This shit is working wonders.




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 No.36113[Reply]

SeaBoam - Dogfucker

Gibi - Horsefucker

Jelly-bum - Ricefucker

 No.36121

yep. not to mention Darling permanently collapsed her face sucking niggerdick. lots of harsh truth my friend.


 No.36123

>>36121

>Darling = Niggerfucker

sauce?


 No.36124

>>36123

Her high school past still haunts her


 No.36132

The real question here is - why would you care?




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 No.35260[Reply]

I need this video.

Sexy Girlfriend Roleplay.

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 No.36069

>>36046

Exactly what I wanted, thanks


 No.36083

>>36046

I'm glad someone had it saved. You're doing the Lord's work, lad. Great vid and please MEGA.


 No.36128

File: 241597600d1df9c⋯.png (606.61 KB, 832x468, 16:9, 1.png)

>>35260

This?

mega.nz

/#!RbYmmTQC!ykAW

ZmQEDx3V2NAiyZQHIMiM

JsgcMMugIEwqhjxpnj4


 No.36130

File: 7de2ec7131c1391⋯.jpg (83.31 KB, 800x533, 800:533, I6t7vRw.jpg)

>>36128

based anon


 No.36131

File: b8a55c2833d56f6⋯.jpg (109.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0045.jpg)

>>36128

>Do you want me to suck your dick?

God, it's amazing how words get me more turned on than her lewd thicc body.

You can see her nips by the way.




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 No.33546[Reply]

Here you have torrents with Bella's exclusive videos.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByXI2l9Y6t-LbXJjUFFkSXI0Q00

The rest of videos are on pornHub and Xvideos.

Looks like she doesn't claiming videos anymore and she stoped uploading on Youtube and Manyvids as well.

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 No.36032

File: 29ed3e115b47be9⋯.png (333.32 KB, 800x600, 4:3, vlcsnap-2016-12-31-22h37m1….png)


 No.36043

>>36031

nice screenshots, but the real treat would be trying to find the one where she spreads her ass. still digging to this day.


 No.36048

File: 1da21429d707f4f⋯.jpg (92.24 KB, 1206x770, 603:385, assa.jpg)

Maybe if someone has this video in better resolution.


 No.36126

File: 43e4012578398ee⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 300x262, 150:131, 54254353.jpg)

Dis-gusting shite

no


 No.36129

Anyone got Stephanie7Whisper's videos?




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 No.35748[Reply]

thoughts?

I think in time she could be the next heather feather, she has a real knack for it and is not a slut like jellobean.

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 No.36036

>>36034

yeah but she's not pretty


 No.36037

>>36036

Neither are we.


 No.36039

>>36034

southern girls are pretty comfy and don't ask for much.

best girls imo


 No.36104

>>36034

>underage

>grandma hands

ok person though


 No.36127

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>>35913

totally tori is kinda ugly but quite cute at the same time.

shame about her use of make-up though.

she'll be a total cutie w/o using that shit.




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 No.31442[Reply]

Another member of the tribe has made an ASMR channel, and i am claiming her.

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 No.32511

File: 60da70a608bbcf2⋯.png (179.57 KB, 400x260, 20:13, nah.png)


 No.32525

File: e01174e13a4663b⋯.jpg (12.79 KB, 255x253, 255:253, 4545245.jpg)

>>32511

cute ket


 No.32530

File: 284d8ee573ee080⋯.png (199.04 KB, 400x260, 20:13, yah.png)


 No.36107

How do we get her to come back? Anyone want to throw her a few dollars so she'll make another video?


 No.36125

WHY DO YOU GUYS RUIN EVERYTHING




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 No.30766[Reply]

oh my good lord …

her channel grows faster then my dick

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 No.36116

>>36097

April's cult is just a handful of /r9k/ expats. She's too irrelevant for /asmr/ as a whole to have an opinion on her.


 No.36117

>>36110

If she's doing asmr for the money she doesn't need then fuck her she can go into the Abyss.


 No.36118

>>36114

Assume much?


 No.36119

>>36117

yes i concur


 No.36120

>>36117

True prophet of Kek




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 No.35733[Reply]

ASMR: where attention whores and basement dwelling betas find a symbiotic relationship

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 No.35859

>>35737

How about ASMR themed body pillows?


 No.35920

File: b4844e7bc7826db⋯.png (77.16 KB, 800x826, 400:413, cuckflag.png)

>>35735

>A-atleast our waifus are real and when they fuck black guys we get to jerk off over it.


 No.35958

File: 496263c553d802e⋯.webm (3.53 MB, 450x300, 3:2, inferior whitey2.webm)


 No.36106

>>35958

Why do you have this saved? Gtfo, cuck.

>saved


 No.36108

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>>35958

i'm not even white, but please delete this




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 No.35822[Reply]

We knew this was coming and I guess the ASMR community just got their most recent paycheck. Most reports that I'm hearing are that they're now making less than 30% of their previous shekels. ASMRtits, newfriends, and anons, get in here and talk about this. Keep in mind, ALL of us are anonymous here, so let it all out! I suspect shilling and scamming to reach all time highs. I think we're also going to see a return to the "oldest profession in the world" as ASMRtits turn into legit whores to save their lifestyles. Get in here and let's brainstorm.

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 No.36095

>>36093

Yeah. I think she spent some time in the looney bin over it. Poor gal is legit fucked up.


 No.36096

>>36095

yeah. the asmr community is rife with mental cases.

i mean you already have to be a bit of an attention whore to be on youtube. but then making videos where you're the star. always.

anyways. i thought her sister was doing asmr at one point too or had her own youtube vlog or someshit like that


 No.36102

Anybody notice taylors jaw deformity? She has sucked so much mandingo niggerloli that her face is sunk in below her cheekbones. Bitch has literally collapsed her face sucking sambo sausage.


 No.36103

>>36102

How in the fuck did Taylor even become relevant in this thread, anon? Nobody is even talking about her. Go to a Taylor thread and shoop some nigger dicks in her mouth or something. This isn't a Taylor thread. Learn how this board works.


 No.36105

>>36103

Like if someone just wanders in and says "The Auracle has the sexiest voice ever!" or "Frivvi has amazing tits!" I don't dispute either of these things because they are true, BUT they have fuck all to do with what's being discussed here. I hope this makes sense.




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 No.22648[Reply]

Fight or fuck?

How many testosterone have your waifu?

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 No.36058

looks like a neo nazi


 No.36059

nah.

just a goth/industrial/blackmetal type chick.

still edgy though.

i'd suck her dick :D


 No.36081

Little rough around the edges fur uh lady but choo imagine if she uzzuh tranny? He'd be hotterun fuck. I can't eben gettit up no more without pitcherun "trap ardra" lurking in the corner duh room. Then the minute he jerks it's skirt up and yells SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER I go from flaccit to full bone and spit ropes all over muh dam self.


 No.36084

>>36059

I'd fix her nose and her teeth and have her as a girfriend.


 No.36092

>>36081

yeeeaah.. good luck with that

>>36084

either way. i'd suck that dick. no homo




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 No.35793[Reply]

>Bares shoulders

>Notices views going up

>Monitizes video overnight (ads started showing up about 2 hours ago)

>Who tf monitizes a video about an AMA when they're making ~$3500 on Patreon?

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 No.36003

>>35998

suck a dick


 No.36035

>>36003

cuck detected.


 No.36053

>>36003

gibi, can we spam your channel with phallic objects? since you havent tended to ur channel for a while AND ur mommy dearest hasnt reported on all of the "i wanna fuck you" comments..i assume ure at a family event and wont comeback for a while so…can we post penises (penii?) on your channel pl0x??


 No.36061

down with anita sarkeesian jr!!!


 No.36074

>>35998

>got a spell on the autistic cucks

only way to break it would be to gather all of them together and force them to watch gibi getting double-niggered




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 No.29637[Reply]

The previous thread is 404, so I created a new one.

This thread is for followers of the "Cult of Danielle."

Worship our goddess Danielle ITT.

Praise Danielle. Full of grace.

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 No.36011

The Adpocalypse thread made me realize that Danielle is one of the good ones because she isn't doing it for money, she's doing it because she's genuinely insane. I like that.


 No.36015

>>36011

She's paid in souls sucked through the internet.


 No.36016

File: 90e816dfff52501⋯.jpg (37.88 KB, 369x396, 41:44, Danielle.JPG)

>>36011

checked

Your post makes Danielle happy.


 No.36019

>>36011

Does Patreon offer the option to pay with your soul?


 No.36063

coalburning psychopath whore.

ask her about how her ex, tyrone, broke her nose and teeth.




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 No.27461[Reply]

"Hi. It's good to see you again."

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 No.35242

>>35224

Pornhub challenges viewers to savor a deeply private masculinity, and by the end of the night, share in its un-assertion through soft destruction.


 No.35473

>>35230

thanks anon! more of this?


 No.35475

>>35224

HOW ABOUT PUBLIC?!

HEIL FUCKING HITLER, WHORE!!


 No.36050

Long shot but does anyone have her school nurse video? Only the hardestcore niggers would even know what I'm talking about, much less have downloaded it.




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 No.35986[Reply]

Look out ladies, new ASMR waifu on the scene

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 No.35995

>>35994

I'm 12 years old and what is this?


 No.36002

claimed


 No.36005

File: 74b3fec9704773f⋯.jpg (347.28 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, Chris Wally.jpg)


 No.36006

>>36005

K I N O A S F U C K


 No.36007

Wow. Gross.




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 No.27630[Reply]

WHO DID THIS?!

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 No.35910

>>35908

Crouching coochie hidden dragon.


 No.35912

>>35908

How could I know that?


 No.35923

>>35912

By not being newfag scum.


 No.35925

CONFIRMED DOGFUCKER

She Fuck a dog, she heat her house wit coal.


 No.35991

>>35827

>>35827

>>35827

Anon didn't even ask for tits- come on, one little time stamp, that's all we need. And a trip, yes.




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