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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

File: 6191cce326d466f⋯.png (22.14 KB, 300x100, 3:1, april-banner-copy.png)

 No.36794[Reply]

I made a banner.

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 No.49145




File: 838807b7c93ee53⋯.jpg (40.65 KB, 511x638, 511:638, goddess danielle.jpg)

 No.41690[Reply]

This thread is for followers of the "Cult of Danielle."

Worship our goddess Danielle ITT.

Praise Danielle. Full of love. Full of grace.

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 No.49207

File: 847662ec27e6c63⋯.jpg (46.22 KB, 622x366, 311:183, Capture.JPG)

>>49122

I studied the words of our goddess and I am deeply troubled.

>The word samadhi arose today as I contemplated all of this and as I asked wisdom to help me understand why I saw this word…

See pic related with underline.

What does this mean?! Is Danielle ready to trancend this mortal realm or is this metaphorical and she is preparing for her final form?

CHAD! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE, MAN!


 No.49208

File: 54305f6240accaa⋯.jpg (27.48 KB, 644x280, 23:10, Untitled.jpg)


 No.49213

File: 1371b5cda46fe10⋯.jpg (18.95 KB, 286x287, 286:287, souless chad.JPG)


 No.49214

File: b9dfe2773625ce4⋯.jpg (37.94 KB, 380x380, 1:1, koolaid.jpg)


 No.49216

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>>49207

get your nikes ready fam




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 No.49117[Reply]

You decide.

 No.49164

>>49117

That's clearly a Justin Beiber type boy.


 No.49168

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I thought listening to a video with

>her

voice would help clear this mystery up but it didn't help at all.


 No.49200

File: 56dab4be2ec9f7d⋯.gif (1.15 MB, 320x180, 16:9, zip pants.gif)

>>49168

Not as cute as Bekah.

>zips pants


 No.49201

that's a boy you fucking retard PLEASE kill yourself


 No.49215

>>49117

S/he looks like young Ellen Degeneres.




File: ec60f19a8ce1c22⋯.jpg (20.93 KB, 326x366, 163:183, april.jpg)

 No.46211[Reply]

5th April Thread

previous:

3rd http://archive.is/XmBuE

4th http://archive.is/BkxRG

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 No.49022

<3 April?

(((show me your blue text)))


 No.49152

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 No.49158

I have nothing against April posters but the fact that you guys think she's pure is honestly naive as fuck. It doesn't matter that she's a slight aspie and likes video games, trust me. Why?

Because she's a mid 20s physically attractive girl. Girls aren't like guys are in the sense that they can willingly remain lonely and become wizards, April's not any different.

A cock has been in her mouth.


 No.49203

File: d31d693123562cc⋯.gif (70.11 KB, 192x224, 6:7, 25245345.gif)

>>49158

do you seriously think that we believe that she is "pure"? as in a virgin/never been in a relationship before?

then you're the naive one familia, and can't see past memes. we're not that delusional.

though, in my mind I always think of her as a pure girl, lulz

& when we say she's "pure", we meant she's not a whore/slut and is just 100% lovely.


 No.49212

>>49203

You just proved the guy you were replying to right.

She is a whore/slut, she makes ASMR videos FFS, there's no way she isn't a depraved nympho




File: abc1531e7ebb941⋯.png (582.59 KB, 1456x819, 16:9, MZwnWemr.png)

 No.49129[Reply]

The finger flutter meme needs to die. Stupidest trigger ever, it's not even relaxing, just irritating and really quite unpleasant. And the worst thing is pretty much every girl is starting their ASMR videos with this right now to hop on the bandwagon hoping they will make Gibi-tier money

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 No.49169

If you want innovation you have to watch male ASMRtists. Yes that makes you gay.


 No.49198

So many fools in this thread. Finger fluttering is great as are pretty much all hand sounds.


 No.49204

>>49162

This. ASMRtits have no inventiveness, so when they see one doing something new they automatically ape her. If Gibi stuck her fingers up her nose everyone else would start doing it too.


 No.49210

>>49161

>Finger fluttering does not make a sound

You deaf, nigga?


 No.49211

>>49204

Oh man we need to get Gibi or another popular ASMRtist to do this. Would be so funny to watch the copycats




File: 63e4333eb551bd7⋯.jpg (15.45 KB, 346x450, 173:225, 63e4333eb551bd7c921fb31130….jpg)

 No.49180[Reply]

>love ASMR

>find this board

>want to find some of the best ASMR vids that I haven't heard of

>it's nothing but waifu shit but it's for real girls so it's creepy as fuck

I just wanted tingles, not creepy obsessions.

 No.49192

>>49180

Is that Dr Steve Brule's mom?


 No.49193

File: 75ebd8c6b414ef3⋯.jpg (77.2 KB, 1080x817, 1080:817, b2d71804f4faabfe9c54939542….jpg)

Yeah…they worship girls that looks like full blown goblins on here, it's disturbing. pic related.


 No.49195

GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE


 No.49197

/asmr9k/ confirmed


 No.49209

File: 4b34f7db9e760bd⋯.jpg (6.25 KB, 259x194, 259:194, thm.jpg)

>>49180

fuck off you faggot fuck

go back to r/asmr

what the hell are you doing here? you don't belong here!




File: 3d03b284d562f2e⋯.jpg (65.39 KB, 706x677, 706:677, Untitled.jpg)

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 No.49147

File: 06bff07e4ca828a⋯.png (541.09 KB, 811x524, 811:524, wtf.png)

>>49056

What the fuck is up with her teeth.

Looks like some sort of rodent.


 No.49172

>>49142

>all ASMRtists are amateurs doing it purely for the love of their hobby and tingles and not money

How new are you friend?


 No.49184

>>49172

It's Caroline's cuck mod imagining he can talk all of us out of bullying his waifus.


 No.49205

File: e1a6634c2188a1e⋯.jpg (34.6 KB, 832x262, 416:131, Untitled.jpg)


 No.49206

>>49115

I bet you're projecting.




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 No.46520[Reply]

Putting the "Cult of Danielle" on notice.

Rena isn't dead.. yet.. kinda.. maybe.

Ally is back! This witch ain't finished!

This isn't Rena's final form (of many).

Best witch thread for Ally's coven.

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 No.49137

File: 46f4263eda0af5c⋯.jpg (44.28 KB, 640x360, 16:9, youtu.be-lsX8MD52TtY.jpg)

>>49063

>chadburners


 No.49165

>>49137

What are you, some kind of filthy Chad apologist? Get the fuck out my hate dungeon, nigger faggot!

Also that man looks like a grand wizard of the highest caliber, respect.


 No.49167

File: 634f6aa709a2da7⋯.mp4 (3.35 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Jordan Peterson Roughly S….mp4)

>>49133

Yeah, same here tbh.


 No.49194

File: 2d610b17218e023⋯.jpg (114.21 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 17882585.jpg)

>>49059

She's not a dyke anymore apparently.


 No.49202

>>49194

he looks like one of those edgy magicians from the late 90's




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 No.48887[Reply]

SHE DID IT BROS.

SHE JUMPED THE SHARK.

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 No.49007

>>48923

looks like an alien tbh


 No.49038

>>49007

Would you fuck a downy with a downy face and an amazing body?


 No.49043

>>49038

playboy i'd drop a downy's pants to her ankles and pump her in the pooper purely on principle


 No.49046

File: d80c8865aa73053⋯.jpg (118.51 KB, 403x403, 1:1, das it mayne.jpg)

I wish this world was girl dominated and guys could just cam, show off abs/muscles for money…


 No.49199

>>48920

most english women look like that.




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 No.39382[Reply]

💙The old /amy/ thread got too long💙

💙and that's a shame💙

💙'cause when it comes to ASMR💙

💙Amy's got game!💙

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 No.49186

>>49183

Ahh, the convenience of being channel owner, can ban all you want with no fear of being judged in return :) very brave


 No.49187

File: bfb90f866c44fe5⋯.png (17.56 KB, 382x46, 191:23, AmyAcknowledgesMyExistence.png)

>>49183

She definitely lurks.


 No.49188

File: e9c5b16d9d1f7c8⋯.jpg (17.9 KB, 674x70, 337:35, Capture.JPG)

>reminding Amy of Christina Grimmie

What a massive fucking faggot!

Amy, before you even ask, the answer to your question is a Smith & Wesson M&P9 Shield ($350) and a box of Hornady Critical Defense 9mm ammo.

t. /k/


 No.49189

>>49188

And your concealed carry permit too. ;)


 No.49196

>>49183

Jesus Christ she sounds like she's still in high school




File: 0c9bbe2053e8397⋯.jpg (60.59 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 15035645_1428698657141092_….jpg)

 No.36172[Reply]

New Camwhore

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 No.36527

>>36524

I asked for proof of her being a Remainer, you niggerfagoooot.


 No.36528

They would all make Patreon and custom video price lists eventually and ad boycott is only convenient cover for their camwhoring. Now I hate ASMR!


 No.49177

File: 9f9386fe285b172⋯.jpg (595.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, thickkk.jpg)

new workout vid. that ass tho.


 No.49181

>>49177

Is she a Hobbit?


 No.49190




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 No.30075[Reply]

Dem lips doe

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 No.48796

>>48752

Her weakest vid tbh lad. Doesn't even bother to edit out the sound checks.


 No.49042

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Is Heather becoming a basic bitch? Can pumpkin spice lattes be far behind?


 No.49108

She looks like Anita Sarkeesian in most of her video thumbnails


 No.49123

File: a965d35a441de4b⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pandora 16-07-25 Joining t….png)

>>49108

Yes, every woman with red lipstick looks like you're waifu


 No.49176

>>49108

I have a plot for you anon! Become a high tier Patreon of her's and request an Anita ASMR video. I can hear it now: (ear to ear whispering): "sexist, sexist, sexist. Misogynist, misogynist, misogynist. Video games are evil. Video games are evil. Video games are evil. I'm not a gamer and never was. I'm not a gamer and never was. I'm not a gamer and never was."




File: d2267cc9a737dca⋯.jpg (75.91 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, 15624669_215203708888417_6….jpg)

 No.16660[Reply]

Nice.

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 No.48499

>>48414

Tall woman = ugly feet.


 No.48519

>>48362

This! ONE DROP RULE!


 No.48520

File: 1c7f289dd8a0aac⋯.jpg (28.69 KB, 412x430, 206:215, 1c7f289dd8a0aac79bdba83db6….jpg)

RELEASE THE NUDES NOW


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 No.49175

File: 8ce1d6d2308345d⋯.jpg (105.75 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 19428728_1828732274122442_….jpg)

new bikini (fap) challenge video




File: 4e83dc063daedaa⋯.jpg (88.08 KB, 960x960, 1:1, a face.jpg)

 No.46526[Reply]

Why is there no Nature Flight thread? Well, there is one now. I think she's one of the prettiest ASMRtists, and she's so unusual that it drives me wild.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrUaEUx0_xn9dvSnEDiqDyQ

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 No.49080

Inferiority complex detected. I'm whiter (Scandinavian) than you, and as a result, superior to your inbred Anglo-Saxon ass.


 No.49083

>>49077

her patting my head would also be acceptable


 No.49121

File: 2123bce627d2a8e⋯.jpg (32.67 KB, 426x341, 426:341, manysweats.jpg)

>running out of nature flight videos to watch


 No.49130

She's a crap ASMRtist but you better believe I would pound her as hard as possible in doggy and I wouldn't pull out


 No.49174

File: f6b0bcc5c1bdb8a⋯.jpg (79.01 KB, 799x581, 799:581, fullforce.JPG)

>>49130

At full force?




File: 5fc2fbb24f3e808⋯.jpg (51.38 KB, 1084x995, 1084:995, 1224235.jpg)

 No.46823[Reply]

New Agatha Thread

previous: https://8ch.net/asmr/res/43573.html

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 No.49072

File: da70b18af32bafa⋯.webm (11.06 MB, 1024x640, 8:5, weaow.webm)

shut up and post Agathas


 No.49073

>>49071

You got it. Being eccentric and unique isn't the same as being autistic. Agatha never thought she was autistic until people started calling her that in comments. She told her doctor what people were saying, and then her doctor started to think she was autistic. So, apparently, Agatha has a doctor who is swayed by YouTube comments. Sounds like a genius. She has definitely been brought up in an unusual environment.

Speaking of that, seeing that Agatha's parent are far left loons, it's possible they encouraged her to consider the possibility that she might be gay. That whole thing with far left parents confusing the gender of their kids, so they don't "label" them.


 No.49159

File: 9f9a2660e9dd389⋯.mp4 (5.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, drummers.mp4)


 No.49170

>>49073

pretty certain she is autistic. or at the minimum has aspergers. either way still an unattractive and boring person that has found a niche earning cuckbux from only the most desperate of users.


 No.49173

>>49072

That cleavage though! You're fucking hot and sexy Agatha!




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