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 No.253[Reply]

OK everyone.
As some people may know, previous owner has been absent since December, so I took over.
ITT
>suggest things for the board
>post some banners maybe, we need them
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 No.2801

>>2800

*The most tingles from me.




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 No.3091[Reply]

Welp, another one who's on Patreon… :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX0wTV22kJQ

 No.3093

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Screw Patreon, call me again when they're on Motherless.


 No.3110

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George Is Getting Upset!!!


 No.3156

It doesn't help that a lot of the viewers encourage them to get Patreon accounts. Heather Feather was told by her fans that she should get one, and people are still insisting that TheUKASMR should get an account.

For some reason people are desperate to throw their money at these channels.


 No.3157

>>3156

>TheUKASMR

Her videos barely even qualify as ASMR. The sounds are shit


 No.3169

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Why do you care if they're on patreon?

You care because it doesn't seem fair. They're not doing anything really difficult, so it bugs you that they get free money. I get it, but here are two reasons why you shouldn't let it bother you:

(1) life isn't fair. If you let yourself fall into the trap of keeping score, you're never going to be happy. You're just going to waste your life on bullshit like this. And here's the thing - happiness, not "fairness" and not other things like wealth, is the only thing that really matters. It's better to go through life poor, but happy and content, than to have everything but be miserable. Lots of rich successful people kill themselves - they were never content. Don't go down that road.

(2) patreon isn't actually doing these women any favors. Fame in general (and by extension, patreon) is really more of a curse. Their self worth becomes tied to it. They crave it like a drug, and when they can't get it anymore, they'll end up really, really unhappy.

Most of these women aren't smart enough to realize that the only reason they're getting money is because they're young and pretty. They convince themselves that they're talented. They really believe they're special. When their youth runs out and their beauty fades (and it will) those precious views/subscribers/patreon supporters will go away, and like every drug, the crash will be devastating. These women will drive themselves crazy trying to recapture their former numbers.

Pic-related is a great example. Those two images are just three years apart. That's how fast beauty runs out. She has this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fBX4ILVqn8 where (at 3:30) she whines about how she doesn't get as many views as she deserves.

That's what the future holds for the majority of these women. It's really not something you should envy.

What you should do instead is take what you can get from them for free, and laugh at them when they whine. When they getPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.3168[Reply]

Anyone got any sexy pictures?



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 No.824[Reply]

>his waifu isn't softlygaloshes

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 No.3104

>>3101

its obviously because shaving your armpits oppresses women you cis gender shitlord.


 No.3114

>>3104

I shave my pits because it makes cleaning my underarms so much easier


 No.3129

>>824

https://youtu.be/ZlED1p_7o6U

everyones fav sjw waifu is back with 1 of her best vid yet listen and believe guys


 No.3164

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>>3129

>1 of her best vid yet

Well, that's just like, your opinion man.


 No.3167

>>3086

You just ruined my day, m8.




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 No.3030[Reply]

She's really cute, but does anyone else think she smells like onions? I bet she smells like onions. Every time she leans in to the microphone, I imagine her onion breath and wince a little mentally

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 No.3037

shes cute, but full of pimples in the last months


 No.3039

>>3037

She is also quite scary in some of her dance videos. Her facial expressions are very positive and happy, but there's nothing beneath them. She's like an onion-smelling robot.


 No.3045

>>3030

Yes.


 No.3061

>>3030

She seems like an awkward weeaboo who had very poor hygiene practices growing up and just happened to be pretty. Probably decided to turn things around a few years ago but is still getting the hang of things.


 No.3166

>>3030

She has terrible skin




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 No.737[Reply]

Why aren't you making $4000 a month babbling or making sounds into a microphone?

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 No.2602

>>2597

Yeah I'm surprised no one has shared them


 No.2621

>>2602

We shared one a few weeks ago.

We were using this:

https://volafile.io/r/dc8NL4

But it's empty as usual.


 No.2671

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>Finally has a shoe video where she isn't wearing stockings

>Feet are all fucked up and gross


 No.3127

>>737

thats not her asmr channel making that much thats her new age bullshit channel making that much


 No.3165

Any new tease video to share?




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 No.3078[Reply]

What do you do to make ASMR videos if you're too poor to afford +400$ 3Dio?

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 No.3100

>>3097

Learn into post-processing.

I think of doing an ASMR video for some time now, and I figured that a good EQ and some nifty Exciter could make the sensation even more tingly.

Also, you can fake binaural sound via convolution reverb and it works pretty good.

Most important is a quiet atmosphere though in my opinion. A noisy CPU fan can ruin an otherwise great soundscape for me.


 No.3140

>>3100

What guides tutorials do you recommend?

Is there specific mics? or a simple headphone mic will do?


 No.3152

I once made some binaural ASMR for a friend. I did it by using a freeware audio recorder that allowed me to select the source of my audio. I then took 2 microphones and opened 2 instances of the program. I turned down the recording volume a bit, then recorded 2 audio tracks. I then synced them in audacity and balanced the audio so that each mic played in one side. The audio recorder I used was called Fox Magic, although I bet there are others you can use. For positioning the mics, I found that trying to put a barrier between them didn't really affect much. What did affect the audio was turning down the recording audio. Having it too high diminished the binaural effect.


 No.3155

Hire an actress for however much time you can for $200.

have her wear different outfits for as many videos as you can make with her time.

make a video with patreon link

last video should be crying about harassers on the internet and "taking a break" for a while.

you should rake in about $400. Idk what you'd do with the rest of the money.


 No.3163

>>3140

Can't really help with that, I'm sort of an autistdidact and rarely watch or read tutorials. All my smartassing is based on the fact that I'm doing electronic music and soundscapes for about eight years.

I guess thought that some basic tutorials about e.g. "vocal mastering" might help; in terms of a microphone, a decent USB one might be just enough, but as with all hardware, you will need to try some for yourself.




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 No.889[Reply]

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 No.3135

>>3125

>Doesn't know what an analogy is

Also, I didn't post a screenshot.


 No.3136

>>3135

If your situation is hypothetical then it has nothing to do with the subject. She didn't say any of those things, so I don't see what the issue is. Go somewhere else and spew your bullshit.


 No.3142

>>3136

Holy fuck, you're autistic.


 No.3143

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>>3136

No, I said those things to YOU.


 No.3162

>>3142

>>3143

You guys sure are angry about a thing a small little girl said.




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 No.1421[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2GMqTwCKV4

this chick is another cherry crush, porn into asmr, for whatever reason.

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 No.3046

>>1421

erotic asmr is best asmr fam


 No.3064

>>2282

These people are legit fucking insane. I looked her up through the shitty young adult vampire book she read in one of the videos (which is no longer on amazon) and found one of their other channels. Lots of stupid ass ghost shit. I couldn't tell if they were serious or not but it was clear that they are not very smart.


 No.3066

>>3064

I went out with a girl that thought ghosts were real once.

I wouldn't recommend it.


 No.3160

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>>2471

>>2472

>>2473

>>2474

>>2475

This ain't the same channel or girl. Girl in OP is 'prettykittymaios' She only had a few on YT and they were generally pretty quickly deleted. I don't think she has a YT anymore. She does have an xhamster and pornhub though.

Bampin for new SarahASMR. The site I'm suing atm only has up to 'Total Immersion'. Though 'Secret ingredient/oracle salon' is well worth a look of you haven't already.


 No.3161

>>3160

*using

I'm not suing anyone.




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 No.2782[Reply]

Yeah. So now there's Trump ASMR.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj1XOPgWB-4

 No.2783

>>2782

Make ASMR Great Again


 No.2784

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I thought it was an ASMR channel.

I was disappointed it wasn't.


 No.3128

>>2782

number 1 waifu has sick gut but still bellydances based as fuck hot as fuck not feminazi not sjw but not asmrtist either frowny face


 No.3138

>>3128

What


 No.3159

>>3128

I concur.




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 No.3134[Reply]

Out of the ships and onto your YouTubes.

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 No.3146

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>>3134

Why does her upper lip puff up like that?


 No.3148

>>3146

She's overdrawn her lips with lip liner like this http://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/howtogetbiggerlips14.jpg

to make them look fuller


 No.3149

>>3148

No, I mean the spot in between the top of her lips and her nose. There's that weird dividing line from her nostrils curving down to her lips.


 No.3150

>>3149

She has a defined Orbicularis oris muscle and it's being emphasized by her lighting set up One of the lights looks like it's below her chin casting a shadow up. It makes it more noticeable like when you use a torch below your face to make spooky camping stories more spooky. She maybe tried to cancel this out with other lighting from other sources and by the kind of photoshop looking filter she applies since she got a new 1080p set up.

I remember her talking about it in a video. Yep she talks about it in this one and calls it a smokers mouth

www. youtube.com/watch?v=H1TjjUdzNm0&feature=youtu.be&t=5m33s

None of this is stopping her from being fucking gorgeous and sultry imo though obvs.


 No.3158

I really like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_P723zom9w

Her videos are definitely amongst the most interesting out there.




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 No.3075[Reply]

Can someone explain the appeal of these? I'm trying to understand it but it just seems like they're made to cater specifically to lonely and emotionally stunted guys to exploit their need for affection.

In my experience all they do is make me really uncomfortable to the point where I can't even pay attention to the ASMR.

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 No.3126

>>3075

judging others triggers is not cool if you dont have asmr then gtfo


 No.3133

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>>3126

>Judging

He asked a question, you nigger.


 No.3147

>>3126

It's not the triggers in the videos, it's what the videos are about. And I do get ASMR, just not from awkward videos of some obsequious girl I've never met trying to simulate a relationship with me.

Here, you should check out these useful links. They could really help you out with your future posts.

https://www.google.com/#q=help+with+reading+comprehension

https://www.google.com/#q=help+with+basic+grammar


 No.3151

>>3075

You're absoloutely correct. Sure, I'm pretty fucking lonely and it's nice for something to distract from that.

>>3077

People get amsr from personal attention. If it makes you uncomfortable don't watch it.

If there is a market for something, people will provide regardless of how strange it may be. Bear in mind the whole concept of asmr videos itself is pretty fucking weird, a bunch of strangers whispering/tapping shit…


 No.3154

>>3075

there are good ones out there, but the majority of them miss the mark and try too hard to appeal to the foreveralone crowd.




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 No.2831[Reply]

Wowza!

Doesn't seem to show it in her videos though.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DaintilyDahlia/videos

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 No.3063

I can't post on this board anymore because every time I come on here I see those colossal jugs and go totally wild. I can't handle it anymore.


 No.3068

>this much arguing about what other people want to fuck

You are all huge faggots.


 No.3070

>>3068

Arguer here. Agreed.


 No.3108

>>3056

Niggers talk like that.


 No.3153

>>3056

No one talks like that because this is 8chan nigger




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 No.3098[Reply]

How come there aren't trap/femboy/crossdresser ASMRist?

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 No.3111

>>3109

She says it in her Q&A video or introduction video


 No.3116

>>3111

She says she's cis in the description for the video in OP… no way in hell a MTF would sound like thata anyway


 No.3117

>>3109

You blind, nigga?


 No.3118

>>3116

https://www.reddit.com/r/asmr/comments/3a9oi0/

Hey. I'd just like to thank you all for even taking the time to discuss and stand up for your views concerning my being transgender. I am trans, yes! Not that I try to hide it. I'm going to talk a little about it in my next Q&A video as whilst my channel isn't about me being trans I'd like to shed a little light so that you as my viewers can get a little bit closer to me as a person.

> The fact that any of you even decided to comment on Hydra's post (Hydra, too!) shows that you're all interested in some way. So thank you to all for that!

>

> Ava xx


 No.3145

>>3109

I think so. The way her face is shaped is a bit masculine.




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 No.2722[Reply]

did anyone else notice missasmr upload a video and then make it private a few hours later?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlhwMIVz-3M

 No.2726

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why would she do such a thing??


 No.2727

Usually they do that because they spotted some kind of error soon after publishing it.


 No.3144

MissASMR has done this before. She used to pretend that youtube was taking down her videos, but in another video (possibly her confessions one, I can't remember if it's in that or in a video she has removed) that she likes to take videos down after a while because it makes them special or something like that. She was taking down her videos/making them private for a long time until she took down a video after only 2-3 hours and she got flooded with comments asking about what happened. I guess she tried to go back to doing that.




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