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File: a8222db3ad55c0e⋯.png (250.62 KB, 1664x1058, 832:529, Screen Shot 2018-01-17 at ….png)

 No.86940[Reply]

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/01/youtube-raises-subscriber-view-threshold-for-partner-program-monetization/

>Accounts with less than 4,000 total watch hours in the last 30 days demonetized

>Accounts with less than 1000 subs demonetized

>If accounts do not meet JewTube's new criteria, they are also suspended from the "Partnership Program."

How do you think this will effect ASMR? ASMR creators really only make money through Patreon donations. Only the larger channels bring in any ad revenue.

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 No.93242

File: 47798788186b35e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.22 KB, 720x960, 3:4, female suicide.jpg)

>>93224

Oh would you look at that, I'm 9 days too late and I can't delete posts.




File: 53fe8cc1fa0fff2⋯.jpg (124.28 KB, 960x846, 160:141, IMG_20180219_001100.jpg)

 No.93383[Reply]

What does 8chan feel about mystical asmr?

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 No.93416

File: 1a985221793b992⋯.jpg (5.62 KB, 240x210, 8:7, L-763764-1473004828-4699.p….jpg)

File: 796a0edd7e2f003⋯.jpg (54.14 KB, 900x587, 900:587, gop.jpg)

>>93391

Abibas not Adidas! Russians buy cheap Chinese copies of original brands. They haven't money for the original.


 No.93423

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>>93389

There's this


 No.93425

>>93423

She's not a ham beast. She should do more videos like this every now and then. It would really help her sub count.


 No.93427

File: fba6aa8a0895839⋯.jpg (46.12 KB, 475x476, 475:476, e425d0cea22149ab9c2012f8e6….jpg)

>>93416

>>93391

Holy hell, communism really did turn Russians into white niggers.


 No.93432

File: bb884d786928d5e⋯.png (56.48 KB, 501x747, 167:249, bb884d786928d5e7398a25a839….png)

>tfw your waifu gets posted

NO BULLI, she's pure. She will be the one to finally do an ebola-chan RP.

>>93427

Nah, it was the race mixing and the commies genociding all the finno-ugric tribes that fucked Russia beyond repair. Slavshits were always human garbage.




File: 5f6f20a1d7a7e8e⋯.jpg (123.38 KB, 327x624, 109:208, blame men - boohoo.jpg)

 No.81552[Reply]

Isabel Imagination is an interesting study in what happens to beautiful women when they hit the wall at age 30. Watch Isabel as she struggles to cope with her fading beauty, cold personality, eFame, shallowness, loneliness, and overall nobody giving a shit about her. Enjoy this rare pic of her crying.

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 No.92915

File: a087b6250c80a7c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 160.33 KB, 428x500, 107:125, jew rate rubbing hands.png)

>the women who would reject us are suffering

>/r9k/ doing it's thing

This Valentine's was a good one.

>>92892

>Honestly women aren't to blame for this shit

Don't be a tradcuck. Women will be women with or without kike influence, the trick is to never give them freedom.

I saved your image, so have mine.


 No.92925

File: 9ccb9a0b16c7f81⋯.webm (272.8 KB, 284x240, 71:60, 9ccb9a0b16c7f81bfb7e8a2af….webm)


 No.93075

>>92177

You don't need to be a footfag to recognize those are gross


 No.93419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Jfl she's starting to look like her sister again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgkaurvchSM


 No.93431

If she were 5'7", she'd be fighting them off with a stick.




File: 2630217861e247a⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1579x1145, 1579:1145, JBN butthole.png)

 No.92156[Reply]

Crusty ass scamming piece of human garbage is striking again. Reupload this video all over the Internet and if she strikes it just file a counterclaim.

https://mega.nz/#!z8oG0Z5L!XvvcNW7pcVV4zKvFdImWjiE9xEAYER3Rp0QrCBeXlr0

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 No.93326

>>93323

>8chan

>nice

Faggot. Go back to reddit.


 No.93349

File: 7f78875cefabec2⋯.jpg (92.11 KB, 728x487, 728:487, JBN.jpg)

Let's play the game! I'll even come to US to the court but don't forget one very important thing; I'm on welfare and all court expenses will be on you and you'll never see that money back. You better hire a wizard because there is no lawyer that can win this case. Fair use bitch!


 No.93414

>>93349

She is not the owner of the video because video was custom made, (it wasn't public), she sold it and deleted the original. She is too dumb to understand how legal system works. I hope Youtube will delete her channel.


 No.93424

>>93349

>but don't forget one very important thing; I'm on welfare

shocking


 No.93428

Does anyone have the ear eating videos she took down?




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 No.73861[Reply]

>another recycled thumbnail

how do we fix heather's body image issues

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 No.93127

>>90241

didnt she have one who left her? or did i read one of her excuses for not making videos for months at a time wrong?


 No.93263

File: b6eb8a513ad2e99⋯.jpg (24.63 KB, 312x434, 156:217, ss (2017-10-21 at 01.51.12….jpg)

She'll be bagging groceries once the patreon train ends, no way she has the work ethic to take what she learned from asmr and get a real job in audio/media

I'd feel bad but she chose this path with her woe-is-me attitude and laziness.


 No.93264

>>93263

You nailed it. 100% agreed. She's walled. Been youtubing for a while with shit results. She used to be big, but now, any girl can get a silver play button. That would mean nothing on a resume to me if I was an employers. Wasn't she a hair stylist or some shit before this? The only way she's going to get any job in AV or tech is if a friend on the inside throws her a bone. Otherwise, she's doomed to working a cash register at Walmart.


 No.93373

File: 1ae056a12bae3ee⋯.png (41.71 KB, 1073x442, 1073:442, patreonGraph.png)

>>93263

>>93264

you guys are both spot on. she dug this hole for herself when she stopped working and became ASMR's spoony.

she used to, and still could've been, one of the biggest people in the content genre of ASMR. but in taking such a large break she's pissed it all away. bigger people have risen since, and have started to put out better content than she can ever hope to without being in the habit of creating content for so long.

could she reclaim some of her beta bucks if she started making even a tenth of her content again? probably, soyboys are quick to rush back to women like heather, but she's got no hope in hell of being more than a "pioneer of the genre" these days, she just hasn't got the work ethic or influence any more.


 No.93426

>>93263

>>93264

>>93373

>no work ethic

says board full of NEETs




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 No.93148[Reply]

This channel gonna blow up. What you say?

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 No.93185

These girls are fool. Instead of taking request, they should do what they like. For example Prim.


 No.93271

File: a8d76cc720d635e⋯.gif (740.39 KB, 285x149, 285:149, giphy.gif)

>>93148

I love her already, never enough waifus.


 No.93272

>>93185

Girls should take requests from time 2 time to keep the subs happy.

Also funny that u used Prim as an example like she's an excellent asmr content creator or something.

Her audio is a shit, and her audience (((You))) don't tingle, and don't realky care about

ASMR

They just wanna waifu her.


 No.93413

File: f77025ca9f06c42⋯.png (614.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ASMR Amanda.png)

>>93148

i love her


 No.93422

>>93153

>>93156

can they even drink in those?




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 No.93375[Reply]

I have seen the future, and I have fapped to it.

SOFT MOANING AND MOUTH SOUNDS

NEXT LEVEL ASMRGASM

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 No.93380

File: e984dd971d733ff⋯.jpg (17.37 KB, 242x257, 242:257, nah.jpg)


 No.93382

File: 5d321530e823be6⋯.png (703.82 KB, 712x474, 356:237, rawr.png)


 No.93385

File: 9dd83311046b20e⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, peachy.webm)

hnnnnng


 No.93390

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>>93379

She's already got the comments turned off on a couple of them.


 No.93421

File: 7783cbea0736ccc⋯.jpg (54.45 KB, 475x554, 475:554, 39e57c618a8b743071a2bd80fa….jpg)

>>93375

I'd been saving this for a special occasion.




File: d5a3a7165439406⋯.jpg (118.61 KB, 747x792, 83:88, x.jpg)

 No.88084[Reply]

>>73298 old thread

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 No.88463

File: 653671f1880cbac⋯.jpg (51.29 KB, 250x250, 1:1, LOGO_Goblins_Color_Willy-M….jpg)

>>88459

Yes. Someone did a funny goblin shoop of his face a while back. I wish I would have saved it. Anon, if you're still out there, post the goblin bf pic again.


 No.88466

>>88407

He looks like a wife beater. "Where's my dinner, bitch?"


 No.88467

File: 6fb707a35ccb7ae⋯.png (12.42 KB, 321x321, 1:1, pedro.png)

>>88084

This Frivi girl's face puts me in a foul mood whenever i see pics of her in page 1.

It's the same feeling i get whenever i see that /leftypol/ BO

hidden tbh


 No.88468

>>88467

Are you talking about the dick sucking video? /leftypol/ BO is literally a cock sucking sjw commie trap. (He really deep throats that shit though. Gotta give him props for that.)


 No.93420

>>88084

Where's her forehead? Disgusting subhuman




File: a7da7902468d0de⋯.png (6.05 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 8938750.png)

 No.93327[Reply]

I wanted to discuss something that has been bothering me for a while. Most of us probably use the Vola room to share, request and download content which has either been deleted or lost over time.

It's kind of working, but it's fucking tedious. The download speeds are ridiculous, the retention policy is useless - what was it again? two days? - and on top of that some ASMRtits are off-limits over there, I guess due to DMCA complaints.

I'm sure some of you faggots have content that's worth sharing and on the other hand I have a few videos that I would like to contribute, but Vola just isn't worth the trouble. Now, as luck would have it, I recently stumbled across something that sounds pretty interesting: IPFS or InterPlanetary File System

It's "a protocol [..] designed to create a content-addressable, peer-to-peer method of storing and sharing hypermedia in a distributed file system." And the best part is "IPFS is The Permanent Web" to quote the devs, so content deletion is impossible by design. To put it in perspective for all of you IT fags, IPFS is similar to Git in some respects. You initialize a local repository, add some files and publish them.

This might be an ideal way to share the good stuff. And as a trial run, here's Pelagea's first video, shared via IPFS. She took it down a while ago for some reason, but now it'll be here forever:

https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmZfn2V1a6LVCbk3R5yDcYMR3Da7xxz7v4NHPpg7rKwyXw

Let me know what you think.

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 No.93351

>>93347

I don't think they'd care. The issue arises once the link to an unlisted video gets posted here or on Vola. Then some ASMRtit is bound to find it and have her army of beta orbiters report it. Only then will JewTube look into it.

The advantage of IPFS would be that they can't do anything about it, since the file parts would ideally be distributed on several nodes. And even if a file was hosted on a single node, they'd have to jump through a lot of hoops to get to the person providing the node.


 No.93352

>>93350

I'll look into it tomorrow, maybe I have the police video.


 No.93415

File: cae682050d701c9⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 267x200, 267:200, thumbsup.gif)

>>93327

OP here, to follow up on the trial run with Pelagea's video: The file seems to be distributed nicely, I'm not hosting it anymore, but I'm still able to download it with around 15 MB/s. Now compare that to Vola's 150 KB/s.

Pretty impressive, tbh.


 No.93417

File: 7ba6f69fb43781e⋯.jpg (81.68 KB, 1151x870, 1151:870, 15995322_1884774978422932_….jpg)

>>93327

Very nice OP. I didn't know about this, I'll try later, thanks. sounds really promising


 No.93418

File: 34b0b20752def86⋯.jpg (99.02 KB, 540x720, 3:4, 1.jpg)

>IPFS

Too bad it's written in a Meme language, and it's only used when there's a Click-and-Drool Windows installation provided, as it's fucking PITA trying to build & use on any platforms except a perfect clone of the developer's. That shit might as well be proprietary crapware like (((Discord))).

Let's look at the situation for IPFS:

99.99% of IPFS users – download and install it, with absolutely zero idea to even check if the software is malware.

0.01% of IPFS users – actually learned from the past 30 years of Internet malware and try to build IPFS from source.

70% of those guys, being actually computer-literate, don't run a Normiesystem. No Go working compiler. Stop.




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 No.86879[Reply]

Does anyone else hate this bitch?

>terrible at ASMR

>ugly

>washed up camwhore (anyone else got the pics?)

>still making betabux on and off

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 No.93407

she's fucking a polish guy

she's a race traitor (slavs are mongoloids)


 No.93408

>>93407

Nigger what?


 No.93409

>>93407

You sound pajeetish. Fuck your race.


 No.93411

>>93407

Says poo gobbler.


 No.93412

File: 52530dfeff2967f⋯.jpg (14.76 KB, 600x581, 600:581, it ends now.jpg)

>>93407

That anon who tries to say Pelagea is a nigger.




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 No.92229[Reply]

Since you "nazi" cuckholds don't want to give your betabux to Mr. Bond, them how about Goyim Godess? She is way hotter than any of those whores you waifu'ed (100% german genes) AND she is far right, she mocks tradcucks.

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 No.93302

>>93232

Did your forget your obligatory Trump-dick-sucking post, anon? They'll get you for that every time.


 No.93305

>>93302

Did you forget your obligatory cunnilingus on cows?


 No.93310

File: 04a987cd4cbc5dc⋯.jpg (215.8 KB, 1918x1076, 959:538, trumpenstein.jpg)

>>93305

Hi Kampfy. Gonna build that wall!

MAGA


 No.93406

>>92499

/asmr/ is fascist, friendo.


 No.93410

>>93406

fuck off, pajeeto.




File: 3dbe48cde1cf5f5⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tumblr_ohweg49My61vgzrrn_o….jpg)

 No.59082[Reply]

There's like 47 duplicate Blue/Gibi/Palagea/JellyButt/Darling/Innocent threads. Why not 1 for Maple?

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 No.93384

>>93374

Also found her birthday, according to this: www.famousbirthdays.com/people/maple-asmr.html

November 15, 1995

Probably won't help at all, but is all I could find.


 No.93393

>>93371

She used to have some q&a videos were she said some info about her (her age at the time, her major, etc). She took down all those videos but there must be reuploads somewhere.


 No.93396

>>93371

Why are all these ASMRwhores mostly leafs?


 No.93399

File: c6c9994ba2ea6ef⋯.jpg (153.01 KB, 1090x1087, 1090:1087, 1475160765124.jpg)


 No.93405

>>93393

well post the relevant info you fucking faggot




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 No.88942[Reply]

FRESH BOOMBOOM KITTY

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 No.93400

real talk bruvs

what's the best thing to pack for food when stalking your online crush?

camping in a tent but most likely to access to a fire/heat source.


 No.93401

>>93400

Stalking can land you in trouble, mate. Who's your crush, btw?


 No.93402

>>93401

wheredoyouthinkyouare.gif


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 No.93404

>>93403

shitty idea tbh fam, sorry.

take up WAY too much space. pemmican it is boys.




File: 4e3714bfba25506⋯.jpg (16.62 KB, 250x250, 1:1, george.jpg)

 No.93279[Reply]

Anyone have those leaked Karuna Satori nudes?

 No.93280

File: 3b50f14a7e6c585⋯.jpeg (5.8 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images (2).jpeg)

Jerk off to a naked man for now. You don't deserve any help for not having one of the most circulated nudes in this community.


 No.93324

File: 3b6873fef89bdcf⋯.jpeg (60.44 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Karuna Satori.jpeg)

Here you go fam. Happy to help, but this is all I've got. I think there's more but who knows..


 No.93378

>>93324

I hate her asmr after she kept using it to rant and vent her bullshit failed life, but god fucking damn shes got one hell of a tightlace looking cunt and ass.


 No.93381

File: ebd04f9e8464d4a⋯.jpg (40.67 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1493723624001s.jpg)


 No.93397

Use search function on the catalog next time lazy nigger.




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 No.85152[Reply]

Is this a message for one of you faggots?

"you thought it was over"

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 No.93364

>>93363

>Quick rundown on her obsession with moths?

I can't remember anymore but I think she explained it in the video above.


 No.93365

>>93364

Just finished watching the video. The moth represents horror and darkness to her. (she was probably an emo kid) She's very fond of insects. She said the moth is the "butterfly of the night" to her. Sadly, she says she's going to keep getting more tattoos, so she'll probably look like a freak show act by the time she's 50. I don't waifu Lilium, but I like her the more I watch her. I like her ASMR. I always have to remind myself that she has BPD and to always avoid her type. No waifu Lilium. :(


 No.93368

>>93365

Maybe I could save her if I keep her on heroin. What do you think about that anon?


 No.93369

File: 8c6b84f7ff4ec63⋯.jpg (98.94 KB, 640x1091, 640:1091, 8c6b84f7ff4ec631dfc7c09724….jpg)

>>93359

All tattoos have the same meaning, anon.

>>93365

> she was probably an emo kidv

> was

>>85875

>>85259


 No.93392

>>93365

she used to do drawing/art streams on twitch a couple of years ago. I asked her once what her aspirations/goals/etc. in life were (long-term, something meaningful).

all she came up with was that her dream is to work in a tattoo shop, full-time.

somehow I found that really sad




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