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Please help identify this Chinese ASMRtists name or channel.





How can you tell them apart?



By not being retarded.

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Hurrah hurrah! Our favorite weirdo-turned-normie has returned!

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What disability?



Her brain doesn't work.



lyme disease



I'm thinking back injury but I don't remember.


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Roger the Retard

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wtf, roger looks like a robot as much as bluewhisper



Dont be mean roger



She really nailed the soulless blank look of a Stepford Trap in this one.


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Rogers going bald



Are those men products?

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I found a nice channel. Enjoy

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>Tyla will never make you a sandwich.



Will you show me some of your advanced humor and intellect, Anon? I promise I will do my best to never bore you again!



Taste the Shoe was Spinal Tap's best album.



Which ASMRtits' shoes taste the best?


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Geez, boys. Why is Soy ASMR showing off her butt to her little Korean viewers on Kakao TV but not us big dick foreigners?

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Was going to post the same thing.

What a whore.



I don't think she knows what that means.






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This is a very underrated channel ran by a cute foreign chick.

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>if you can't identify countries that have done fuck all the past 300 years, you're stupid

I can point to all the states and Japan, the only countries that are relevant in the 21st century. I'm sorry I don't know where your mud hut resides.



Calm down moron. I'm the one defending the fact that she's not a Turk because I know what real Turks look like (hint - even modern day Turks don't have much Turkish DNA)



Does she look Polish, Russian or Czech? No. Serbs were Slavs before Ottomans conquered them and those fat-faced black-haired bitches are Turkish descendants.



The nationalities you mentioned are located north and north east of Serbia. Even though all those people are Slavs they have lived apart from each other for more than 1000 years.

The Serbs along with other Balkan Slavs are descendants of people who immigrated to the Balkan peninsula and lived along with the natives there since the 7th century AD. So as I'm sure that even your defective brain can recognize, they have mixed to a degree with each other as have Polish, Russian and Czech people or any other European people have through the course of their history.

You also cited black hair as a non European characteristic? Another dumb, possibly nordicist point of view with no basis on reality which is not even worthy of being debunked. If you ever got out of your basement you'd realize how wrong the statement is. Even native north Europeans aren't all light haired individuals.

As for Turks, the original Turks were people who immigrated from central Asia - Mongolia. People who were physically INDISTINGUISHABLE from their Mongolian neighbors and who over time have mixed with the far more numerous native people of Anatolia and Balkans. Modern Turks (from the state of Turkey) have between 5 and 14% Turkish DNA which tends to be more prevalent in the eastern provinces and less so in the western ones. Educate yourselves disgusting LARPers.



I know very well about Greeks, Italians, Portuguese, Spaniards and other dark skinned Europeans and they are not the same people as Turks. Their facial structure is totally different as well as their IQ and only ignorant fuck can mix those two. How that Hungarians, Croats, Slovenians or Slovaks are completely white and Bosianks and Serbs looks like freaking Gypsies? Mediterraneans are tall, fit with sharp facial structures and Serbs and Bosniaks are short with fat round faces and that's the main difference. Similar but not the same.

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What happened to the old jen thread? (visualsounds1)

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That's not an insult here. This isn't reddit, you nu-male wage-slave.



t. Josh



Patties Pub will cash your disability check


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I'm glad she turned straight again. It shows.

I never fap'd to Lilum before, but…

>unzips pants

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about 4 ft



Another tranny?


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I was very polite and told her to remove that retarded lip piercing and she literally told me to fuck off.



Some people just refuse to be helped.



Most ASMR whores are like this anon, complete rude bitches who refuse our help.

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Subject tbh. Also who has the best armpit in ASMR Community?

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Here is an armed pitt




Post webms fags


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the lip bite at the start. outstanding.


Ayee bump

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Why do asmrbylisa threads get deleted?

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One of you fags ask her her complete birthdate so we can settle this.

R e d d i t

is for



Ask her about her fetal alcohol syndrome.



well, we already know all of you queers on this board are raging faggots


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Rena has become the second best friend simulator on the 'Tubes ever since she regained her sanity heterosexuality. Want your best friend to model her new clothing for your appreciating eyes anon? You've got it!

None of this 20 minute video nonsense for Rena. 1 hour videos, 2 hour videos, no problem! Thank god her meds regular vaginal injections of semen are working!

Pee.Ess: She's winging her way to America soon with her chad. That's right. Rena is gone to the Americans bro fist if you get that reference. It's been 5 years. Fuck NCsoft.

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I've probably read more this year than you've read in your life time, kiddo.



>"If you think new age babble is idiotic and cringeworthy then you must be a fedora and a GOMMUNIST!"

This is pretty embarassing


We already have enough generic hot girls making friend RPs, but how many of them are also casting spells and talking about how their necklace can protect you from evil?

Besides, then she'd just talk about her "alters" more often and her understanding of that is more cringe than any of her witch bullshit is.



Discounting anything not grounded in Marxist materialism is one of the primary doctrines of Communism. I personally find clinging to prevailing orthodoxies cringe worthy. The people who, in the current year, call this stuff "new age babble" are the same kind of people who would have called for witch burnings a few centuries ago. The group pathology and eagerness for conformity are identical.

Off with you now; there are vegans to be bashed and stale memes to be endlessly recycled.


anybody has her mayday video saved?

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Will she be your new Moonglove?

Best of all, she hasn't been Junks'd yet!

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Man she is busted.


I look forward to watching her decline.



this is what I want from life


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She'll never peel your cucumber anons. Why is this bitch even trying? She should just make a comedy channel.



It is a comedy channel.

On a side note, I miss Mommy and Jennifer.

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Can anyone make out the name and email address in this screenshot at 3:26 in this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgB9G9sdGVQ

Might be a sockpuppet account but you never know.

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Are we your private fucking detective agency?


Why do you care, you creep?



why so you can send your disability check to her, or your moms food stamps? fucktard




>au pair

So basically escorting low key.

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So what do you guys think about Fast Asmr?

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Yeah she did a video with baby toys a while back.



You can see videos on her channel where she calls him her boyfriend. You can pretty much track their relationship that way. They seem to have gone from dating to married with children very quickly. Shotgun wedding?


Fast, I had a dream about you last night. We held hands and made sweet, sweet love. If you read this, please know that I love you.



t. Josh



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