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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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I made a banner.

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This thread is for followers of the "Cult of Danielle."

Worship our goddess Danielle ITT.

Praise Danielle. Full of love. Full of grace.

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I studied the words of our goddess and I am deeply troubled.

>The word samadhi arose today as I contemplated all of this and as I asked wisdom to help me understand why I saw this word…

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What does this mean?! Is Danielle ready to trancend this mortal realm or is this metaphorical and she is preparing for her final form?



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get your nikes ready fam

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You decide.



That's clearly a Justin Beiber type boy.


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I thought listening to a video with


voice would help clear this mystery up but it didn't help at all.


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Not as cute as Bekah.

>zips pants


that's a boy you fucking retard PLEASE kill yourself



S/he looks like young Ellen Degeneres.

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5th April Thread


3rd http://archive.is/XmBuE

4th http://archive.is/BkxRG

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<3 April?

(((show me your blue text)))


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I have nothing against April posters but the fact that you guys think she's pure is honestly naive as fuck. It doesn't matter that she's a slight aspie and likes video games, trust me. Why?

Because she's a mid 20s physically attractive girl. Girls aren't like guys are in the sense that they can willingly remain lonely and become wizards, April's not any different.

A cock has been in her mouth.


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do you seriously think that we believe that she is "pure"? as in a virgin/never been in a relationship before?

then you're the naive one familia, and can't see past memes. we're not that delusional.

though, in my mind I always think of her as a pure girl, lulz

& when we say she's "pure", we meant she's not a whore/slut and is just 100% lovely.



You just proved the guy you were replying to right.

She is a whore/slut, she makes ASMR videos FFS, there's no way she isn't a depraved nympho

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The finger flutter meme needs to die. Stupidest trigger ever, it's not even relaxing, just irritating and really quite unpleasant. And the worst thing is pretty much every girl is starting their ASMR videos with this right now to hop on the bandwagon hoping they will make Gibi-tier money

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If you want innovation you have to watch male ASMRtists. Yes that makes you gay.


So many fools in this thread. Finger fluttering is great as are pretty much all hand sounds.



This. ASMRtits have no inventiveness, so when they see one doing something new they automatically ape her. If Gibi stuck her fingers up her nose everyone else would start doing it too.



>Finger fluttering does not make a sound

You deaf, nigga?



Oh man we need to get Gibi or another popular ASMRtist to do this. Would be so funny to watch the copycats

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>love ASMR

>find this board

>want to find some of the best ASMR vids that I haven't heard of

>it's nothing but waifu shit but it's for real girls so it's creepy as fuck

I just wanted tingles, not creepy obsessions.



Is that Dr Steve Brule's mom?


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Yeah…they worship girls that looks like full blown goblins on here, it's disturbing. pic related.




/asmr9k/ confirmed


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fuck off you faggot fuck

go back to r/asmr

what the hell are you doing here? you don't belong here!

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What the fuck is up with her teeth.

Looks like some sort of rodent.



>all ASMRtists are amateurs doing it purely for the love of their hobby and tingles and not money

How new are you friend?



It's Caroline's cuck mod imagining he can talk all of us out of bullying his waifus.


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I bet you're projecting.

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Putting the "Cult of Danielle" on notice.

Rena isn't dead.. yet.. kinda.. maybe.

Ally is back! This witch ain't finished!

This isn't Rena's final form (of many).

Best witch thread for Ally's coven.

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What are you, some kind of filthy Chad apologist? Get the fuck out my hate dungeon, nigger faggot!

Also that man looks like a grand wizard of the highest caliber, respect.


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Yeah, same here tbh.


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She's not a dyke anymore apparently.



he looks like one of those edgy magicians from the late 90's

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looks like an alien tbh



Would you fuck a downy with a downy face and an amazing body?



playboy i'd drop a downy's pants to her ankles and pump her in the pooper purely on principle


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I wish this world was girl dominated and guys could just cam, show off abs/muscles for money…



most english women look like that.

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💙The old /amy/ thread got too long💙

💙and that's a shame💙

💙'cause when it comes to ASMR💙

💙Amy's got game!💙

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Ahh, the convenience of being channel owner, can ban all you want with no fear of being judged in return :) very brave


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She definitely lurks.


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>reminding Amy of Christina Grimmie

What a massive fucking faggot!

Amy, before you even ask, the answer to your question is a Smith & Wesson M&P9 Shield ($350) and a box of Hornady Critical Defense 9mm ammo.

t. /k/



And your concealed carry permit too. ;)



Jesus Christ she sounds like she's still in high school

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New Camwhore

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I asked for proof of her being a Remainer, you niggerfagoooot.


They would all make Patreon and custom video price lists eventually and ad boycott is only convenient cover for their camwhoring. Now I hate ASMR!


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new workout vid. that ass tho.



Is she a Hobbit?


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Dem lips doe

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Her weakest vid tbh lad. Doesn't even bother to edit out the sound checks.


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Is Heather becoming a basic bitch? Can pumpkin spice lattes be far behind?


She looks like Anita Sarkeesian in most of her video thumbnails


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Yes, every woman with red lipstick looks like you're waifu



I have a plot for you anon! Become a high tier Patreon of her's and request an Anita ASMR video. I can hear it now: (ear to ear whispering): "sexist, sexist, sexist. Misogynist, misogynist, misogynist. Video games are evil. Video games are evil. Video games are evil. I'm not a gamer and never was. I'm not a gamer and never was. I'm not a gamer and never was."

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Tall woman = ugly feet.





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new bikini (fap) challenge video

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Why is there no Nature Flight thread? Well, there is one now. I think she's one of the prettiest ASMRtists, and she's so unusual that it drives me wild.


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Inferiority complex detected. I'm whiter (Scandinavian) than you, and as a result, superior to your inbred Anglo-Saxon ass.



her patting my head would also be acceptable


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>running out of nature flight videos to watch


She's a crap ASMRtist but you better believe I would pound her as hard as possible in doggy and I wouldn't pull out


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At full force?

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New Agatha Thread

previous: https://8ch.net/asmr/res/43573.html

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shut up and post Agathas



You got it. Being eccentric and unique isn't the same as being autistic. Agatha never thought she was autistic until people started calling her that in comments. She told her doctor what people were saying, and then her doctor started to think she was autistic. So, apparently, Agatha has a doctor who is swayed by YouTube comments. Sounds like a genius. She has definitely been brought up in an unusual environment.

Speaking of that, seeing that Agatha's parent are far left loons, it's possible they encouraged her to consider the possibility that she might be gay. That whole thing with far left parents confusing the gender of their kids, so they don't "label" them.


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pretty certain she is autistic. or at the minimum has aspergers. either way still an unattractive and boring person that has found a niche earning cuckbux from only the most desperate of users.



That cleavage though! You're fucking hot and sexy Agatha!

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