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File: a8222db3ad55c0e⋯.png (250.62 KB, 1664x1058, 832:529, Screen Shot 2018-01-17 at ….png)

 No.86940[Reply]

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/01/youtube-raises-subscriber-view-threshold-for-partner-program-monetization/

>Accounts with less than 4,000 total watch hours in the last 30 days demonetized

>Accounts with less than 1000 subs demonetized

>If accounts do not meet JewTube's new criteria, they are also suspended from the "Partnership Program."

How do you think this will effect ASMR? ASMR creators really only make money through Patreon donations. Only the larger channels bring in any ad revenue.

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 No.93242

File: 47798788186b35e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.22 KB, 720x960, 3:4, female suicide.jpg)

>>93224

Oh would you look at that, I'm 9 days too late and I can't delete posts.




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 No.73861[Reply]

>another recycled thumbnail

how do we fix heather's body image issues

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 No.93523

>>93489

Buying a house and renovating it isn't a sound investment? Don't talk shit anon. At the very least she can hire the studio out, and she's sitting on an asset that will only appreciate in value.


 No.93527

File: 239b65805f83b5b⋯.jpg (22.47 KB, 288x288, 1:1, raven rain.jpg)

>>93523

Now that's what I call a ahem… SOUND investment.


 No.93534

>>93527

Awesome pun, mate. A big fan of yours.


 No.93543

>>93523

an asset? not quite.

considering people can get the same quality in their own bedrooms with no reno involved.

she can still just get over her shit and do full sets and actual create content. and oh noes she might have to frame her shots differently and show more of herself.

but no. she wont.

sack up heather. fuck the world and you do you.

grow or wither.


 No.93558

>>93543

I'm still wondering who the big name corporation was who pitched a commercial gig at her that she screwed up. I think that was one of the last nails in her coffin. Now, Taylor Darling is besties with Lush. Could you imagine if Tay would have said "You guys are going to listen to my ideas, but first, let's talk about how much you're going to pay me." Lush would have told her to go fuck herself. Unlike Heather, Taylor is young, attractive, and has taken acting classes. If she plays her cards right, she might make it to a tv commercial. Heather is pretty much finished.




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 No.93533[Reply]

Let's have a joke thread. Tell jokes about your favorite (and least favorite) ASMRtists. I'll start:

What do you call an ASMR collab with Soy, Darling, and Gibi?

The Gook, the Bad, and the Ugly.

What do you call an ASMR collab with Heather Feather, Ocean Heart, and Ginny?

Girth, Wind, and Liar.

What do you call a black person who does ASMR?

A nigger, what else?

What does ASMR Glow have in common with a pan of chocolate cake batter?

They're both brown, shallow, and belong in an oven.

Give me your best jokes, /asmr/!

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 No.93537

Darling and Gibi are talented.


 No.93539

File: 22bb4bdfbc32afc⋯.jpg (213.92 KB, 719x528, 719:528, 20180220_142751.jpg)

>>93537

More, please?


 No.93545

>>93533

Good dubs, good start. Do other ASMRwhores!


 No.93546

>>93545

One more before I leave for the night.

How many ASMRtists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5. One to start a patreon, one to start a GoFundMe, one to start a Paypal, one to make a video crying about how hard it is to change lightbulbs (while explaining how your donations can help) and one to do make a 'lightbulb changing' video where her tits/ass are in full-view the entire time.


 No.93557

>>93546

Kek

Bravo




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 No.88942[Reply]

FRESH BOOMBOOM KITTY

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 No.93404

>>93403

shitty idea tbh fam, sorry.

take up WAY too much space. pemmican it is boys.


 No.93522

File: bafffe18b9a9e3c⋯.gif (4.81 MB, 235x235, 1:1, 1238473249.gif)

pssst, guise, has she noticed me yet?


 No.93541

>>93522

You got dubs anon. This might be your lucky….week? Hey NORA - notice this poor anon. there was that so hard anon?


 No.93550

File: 687dbaf430e4913⋯.jpg (52.57 KB, 453x604, 3:4, 2y.jpg)

>>93400

She's surrounded by rednecks and her mom is a hardass you'll get your ass beat for sure


 No.93556

>>93550

Is this 2D loli Nora?




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 No.85709[Reply]

Fresh meat, boys.

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 No.93512

>>93507

Video production is high but that's not ASMR. I only listen to Caroline, Magic and Ppomo.


 No.93520

File: c90be7f5541aa9f⋯.jpg (27.66 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 145823482691.jpg)

>>93512

>Caroline, Magic, and Ppomo


 No.93544

You guys make the mistake of thinking that everyone has your tastes. I don't want Prim's videos to change at all. I like them just the way they are. High profile ASMRtists like the ones listed have no interest to me. Movie productions don't help me relax, they have the opposite effect. Prim's videos are more relaxed and real, and I find that much more soothing.


 No.93549

File: cefe04b133ee014⋯.png (14.11 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 245325252.png)

>>93544

>shit audio/not in stereo/sound doesn't pan to stimulate tingles

>muh real

>such soothness

>much relax

Yeah we get it. You don't tingle at all and u'll still defend her shit audio.

And actually, what Prim does in her vids are fine, she doesn't have to have a studio or high production value in her visuals like the big ones.

It's just that she doesn't know how to use her mic or sucks at editing. Her audio still a shit.

Her purity and cuteness won't change that fact. Lmao.


 No.93555

File: 886c631eeeb8364⋯.png (428.38 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, hey prim.png)

>>93549

Somebody send this pic to Prim.




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 No.91570[Reply]

Non-ASMR girls who you want to jump into the ASMR bandwagon?

doesn't matter if they are popular already or not that widely known.

Mine is vid related, kek

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 No.93274

>>93273

<didn't understand what i'm tryna say

But of course, we wanna talk bout her beauty too! tehee


 No.93429

File: b4cdb4228278c9c⋯.png (129.5 KB, 448x410, 224:205, Capture.PNG)

Meanwhile, over at /agatha/

And so it begins.


 No.93553

File: 60a256fb17b690d⋯.png (7.48 KB, 255x182, 255:182, 98a55a96acac6d66dbbccc7df1….png)

Rozelli would be ebin. Imagine her whispering 'eyyys' , 'waiiis' and 'tenk' to you!


 No.93554

>>93429

Which thread was this anyway? Can't find desu!


 No.93559

File: 2f4ce46583ec1eb⋯.png (227.76 KB, 567x415, 567:415, Capture.PNG)

>>93554

I think it was in the Ann Frank thread. I only lurk to see what they're up to. Those fags over at /agatha/ just keep pushing it though. Now they've got a thread for some 14 year old named Sunny and apparently she posts or talks to them. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. I'm just glad they're all over there and not here anymore. They finally have a place where they're free to hebe.




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 No.87795[Reply]

Her old thread (76647) won't bump so…

FRESH THREAD FOR FRESH AMY

<3 <3 <3

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 No.91848

>>91632

she is the purest wayfu that youtube ever had for at least 2 years


 No.93043

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No one one this board cares about this nerd anymore

>I get it, she's not showing off her tushy or cleavage here


 No.93044

>>93043

Hey, cuteness!


 No.93112

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>tfw Amy teases her milkers


 No.93552

>>87795

What's her most fappable video?




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 No.93477[Reply]

How could you allow yourself to become such a degenerate, that the close up whispering and various rustling in ASMR videos, allow you to have a good sleep at night?

I’m sure the random Slavic women or middle-aged American women on YouTube surely give you a good sleep at night. But let’s not pretend that this women you have chosen resembles anything of the love and affection you surely have a very fond knowing for, given to you from your grandparents.

You have allowed yourself to wither away slowly in to the abyss of all forms of affection. A one-way relationship, where you cling onto the next video, whilst the YouTuber you have chosen to use every night to get to sleep, has no clue that you are even existent.

Please go out and find a partner and stop using the excuse of your grandparents or any other reason, as to why you use ASMR at night.

There is no excuse for this.

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 No.93529

File: e6e68257aac05ce⋯.png (720.32 KB, 1137x1064, 1137:1064, JUST LOWER YOUR STANDARDS ….png)

>>93528

>There are no virgin women past age of 20

This includes the ugly ones


 No.93538

File: 47ac8ab16bc6abe⋯.jpg (30.47 KB, 425x335, 85:67, pedro-gun.jpg)


 No.93540

>>93528

Truth. ASMR, and gamer chics are the biggest sluts.


 No.93547

File: 0d59177d74c0400⋯.jpg (93.27 KB, 600x900, 2:3, pjq3x9-l.jpg)


 No.93551

>>93538

Can someone with ebin shoop skillz make a open-mouth-numale-with-glasses edit of Pedro?

Por pavor.




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 No.75656[Reply]

Previous thread >>54814

>"Yes, these dolphins are my family, my ancestors," I thought, and we embraced.

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 No.90191

>>84797

but anon, that's what a tv evangelist does


 No.90195

File: 7f5697e4f9e9d51⋯.jpg (50.79 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 7f5697e4f9e9d51459ef286f09….jpg)

>>90191

Do televangelists have a reputation as deeply spiritual individuals who want to "help" people?


 No.93476

Her 3DIO mic with the ears finally arrived.


 No.93525

File: f7eb68167e87ec5⋯.jpg (18.06 KB, 500x350, 10:7, notte-delle-streghe-foto.jpg)

>>93476

Her agent has made her completely boring. Danielle is certifiably insane so that's really saying something.


 No.93542

>>90086

I don't like her. Pedo vibes.




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 No.91860[Reply]

Anybody got this vid? It was on vidme when vidme went down.

https://www.youngleak.com/rapunzel-asmr-try-on-haul/

I would chop my balls off to see her naked.

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 No.93465

>>93462

Liveleak?


 No.93466

File: ab0469667746efe⋯.jpg (21.99 KB, 417x313, 417:313, ab0469667746efe2ac89762355….jpg)

>>93464

90% of ASMR videos are about make-up, fashion or chewing gum. It's as vapid as a women's magazine if you cut out all of the sex articles.


 No.93502

File: 04bcee309138dcf⋯.png (23.62 KB, 160x149, 160:149, 1520374298.png)

>>93466

>>93464

Sex sells homie, that's the reality we live in

You can complain about it and in doing so expose your power level or just get used to it


 No.93524

File: 65a7e6d9d52a936⋯.gif (2 MB, 360x265, 72:53, 1518314067479.gif)

>>93502

I'm talking about the ones without hot Russian dyevs flashing their tight bodies. Which is why I said

> women's magazines if you cut out all of the sex articles

I hope you are more careful in reading 20 word posts in the future, thx.


 No.93530

At least she removed it. Maybe she learned. Some never do.




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 No.86879[Reply]

Does anyone else hate this bitch?

>terrible at ASMR

>ugly

>washed up camwhore (anyone else got the pics?)

>still making betabux on and off

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 No.93408

>>93407

Nigger what?


 No.93409

>>93407

You sound pajeetish. Fuck your race.


 No.93411

>>93407

Says poo gobbler.


 No.93412

File: 52530dfeff2967f⋯.jpg (14.76 KB, 600x581, 600:581, it ends now.jpg)

>>93407

That anon who tries to say Pelagea is a nigger.


 No.93526

File: 734460621338311⋯.jpg (36.77 KB, 500x375, 4:3, Gul-Dukat.jpg)

Chloe Cardassian




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 No.59082[Reply]

There's like 47 duplicate Blue/Gibi/Palagea/JellyButt/Darling/Innocent threads. Why not 1 for Maple?

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 No.93517

>>92587

Why does she hide herself if she's so fucking gorgeous


 No.93518

>>93517

right?


 No.93531

>>93449

>natural sciences

>actually trusting this ho


 No.93532

>>92617

She self proclaimed to be an 8 or 9 out of ten yet she looks like she suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome


 No.93548

>>93517

Subhuman eye area and fivehead.




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 No.48425[Reply]

Let make a collection of your favorites

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 No.91306

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It seems to be ear eating day, a few crappy videos like ASMR HoneyGirl and ASMR PPOMO. Not even worth posting, but what i did find was ASMR Eva Black. Skip to 1:52 for some sloppy ear eating, but keep in mind that its not sexual :)


 No.92382

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This is why I love crazy chicks.

She recently had a baby and was placed in a mental hospital!

I haven't seen an ear raping this brutal since Angelique.


 No.93498

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She reminds me of M5 with her big eyes (search on Youtube: poppy clone)


 No.93499

>>93498

I thing that she will have more than 12 subs and 35 views in the upcimming week ☺


 No.93514

File: 92c1f1e8aacf5f0⋯.jpg (56.42 KB, 800x500, 8:5, 1483549890244134466.jpg)

>>93498

those anime eyes tho!




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 No.92545[Reply]

New Pelagea thread.

This time, let's keep the autism to the bare minimum.

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 No.93496

When was this police video uploaded? From what I've seen in previous threads, there hasn't been a police video. Was this just recent?


 No.93497

>>93496

I think it was awhile ago. Don't even know if it was English.


 No.93500

>>93496

It's one of her very first videos and it's in Russian. One of the most wanted videos, One of these chan fags must have it. The Lara stream was in one of the other threads


 No.93504

>>93500

Was she wearing some type of police uniform in the video? In those days she wasn't focusing much on costumes. Someone claimed to have found the Lara stream but never shared it.


 No.93505

>>93500

The only part of the Lara Croft stream anyone has posted is the 6 minute audioless video she uploaded temporarily to her channel.




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 No.92322[Reply]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

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 No.93315

>>93314

I remember that. I'm the guy that wanted to comment on it but didn't.


 No.93319

Does anybody know where she gets her music?


 No.93322

>>93319

from the youtube editor maybe?


 No.93439

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One of my favorite videos from her, dunno why she took it down


 No.93491

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FRESH FAST TALKING ASMR GARBAGE




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