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/pol/ thread

Ok this is epic.

Brilliant as it applies to all these disgusting ASMRtits who are glorified camwhores and make thousands a month like Karuna, jew trap Gibi, Goodnight Moon, Gwen etc.

Report these ASMRwhores to the IRS!

It’s almost 2019 and tax forms will be mailed out by year's end. ASMRwhores have extra taxable income to report. Are they paying their taxable earnings from Patreon, YouTube, etc.?

>How to



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<no posts in 4 days

After you autists throw a tantrum, you sure take a long nap afterwards.

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Post your favorite unintentional non-ASMR channels. For me, Jared Taylor and his use of "huwhite" always gives me some tingles.

>inb4 BoB RoSS

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"


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Chads only

Anybody got that vid where she flashed the cam by accident?

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Butthurt shitskin.



>Looks great.

Man she's not even average over here in the Netherlands. She kind of ugly actually


Rhosgoebbels 💗



Don't be jealous, girl. It's not an attractive character trait.


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It's growing.

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What happened to our sweet Pelagea?

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not her first i'm sure. truly top tier content


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she disappears for a few months and now, for the first time ever and in her latest video, she's evidently being filmed by someone else. are we about to see the introduction of her boyfriend? clearly someone is shooting her. will she tell us who it is?



Slutty content + multiple thumbnails for her patreon: looks like she's broke and desperate for money



>looks like she's broke and desperate for money

ear eating incoming

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Can someone tell me what the fuck she is talking about?

"Life Update". Yeah, right. All she does is shill her shitty products. What a lying cunt.

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Hi Lily! :^)



boring asmr

trend follower

flat face

most of all




What is there to know?


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what video is this from?



nvm, found it


Anyone got a download for the halloween/witch one? I missed grabbing it when it was up


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Can you please upload the full fideo somwhere?

I'll pretend that it is indeed Aftyn.

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Let's put all chinks, japs and gooks in one thread so the yellow fever won't spread to the rest of the board.

Suna hit 1 mil subs.


Ppomo got fucked by Jewtube algorithm.


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Hiya cutie gweilos!

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>starting a family with amy

>coming home from work to see her waiting with your kids

>eat dinner alone browsing the internet as they watch TV

>have sex after putting the kids to sleep

>waking up next to her warm body

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how would you handle her lesbian lovers?



>>naturally subservient

This is how I know you've never had a girlfriend or even spoken to a woman ever.



OMG Stacy!!!!! are you saying there are incels here???!!! Jeeezzzzz someone please call the cops!!!!😱😰😡



needs to be put down


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>Korean girl

>naturally subservient

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@ 24:33

Here is the (((Vice))) "journo's" twitter: https://twitter.com/GabrielleWilson


I will allow ONE thread for Guybi's dox and connections to scams like BH only. Shills for her get immediate b&. It's obvious she's connected to a lot of shady jew shit since she's the "face of ASMR."

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Sure, and then you get fucking with domestic violence charges, making it even easier for a woman to leave you. and a file a restraining order too.

You clearly do not understand any of your laws.


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I won't divorce you if you start shaving again bae




you sound like a fag, why do you care?



You seem to care. You cared enough that you felt compelled to reply,


Lookup ASMR Shlomo on youtube and report what top result you get. It is possible to fuck up a youtuber's optimization. Heheh

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Post armpit-core ASMR vids anons. Wether they show it intentionally or not.

Pls keep it with just cute girls, not the obvious whores

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what is yours


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What's that, why delet



too hot for /asmr/


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Is she still producing ASMR videos or is she just a twitch-hooker now?

It has been over a month now that she has released a video but is on twitch a couple of times a week….

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And again a uninspiring boring video from her, she used to put a little bit more effort in her videos before twitch….



>Not sure how "faggot" enters into the equation when finding a female attractive

it makes you a faggot if the 'female' looks like mr potato head


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Wow. Her face really is shaped like a potato head. They do make a Mrs Potato Head though, so you wouldn't be a faggot if you were attracted to her. You'd be vegasexual.


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Taylor is the only female i'd turn straight for.

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Just dropping a few customs. Tim and Justin you cucks!

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What a mighty chad. I'm not even mad.



C-can I watch?



If she hasn't fucked the dog yet, I guarantee she at least let it eat peanut butter off her pussy



Isn't that what dogs are for? I know I enjoy a good dogjob.


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The correct term is red rocket you dog virgin.

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New Princess Pastel thread mein lieblings!! ♡♡♡

Previous: >>>/asmr/121058

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Yeah, she's got a strong jawline, but it doesn't detract from her cute beauty and adorableness.

tbh, muh princess reminds me of a Lego head, lol (@w@)





You guys realize she's like 15-16 in this pic right…? Yikes.

Also if you look at her newer vids her face is a lot more oval so I guess it was just due to her being young.

I wouldn't mind if she were a guy though, I'm just saying


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I wish she'd be forever 15-16 OwO


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>uploads for the first time in 2 years face


>"Hey, guys. Sorry. I've been totes cray cray busy for the past 2 years, but I'm back."


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