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>Accounts with less than 4,000 total watch hours in the last 30 days demonetized

>Accounts with less than 1000 subs demonetized

>If accounts do not meet JewTube's new criteria, they are also suspended from the "Partnership Program."

How do you think this will effect ASMR? ASMR creators really only make money through Patreon donations. Only the larger channels bring in any ad revenue.

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Oh would you look at that, I'm 9 days too late and I can't delete posts.

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What does 8chan feel about mystical asmr?

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Abibas not Adidas! Russians buy cheap Chinese copies of original brands. They haven't money for the original.


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There's this



She's not a ham beast. She should do more videos like this every now and then. It would really help her sub count.


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Holy hell, communism really did turn Russians into white niggers.


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>tfw your waifu gets posted

NO BULLI, she's pure. She will be the one to finally do an ebola-chan RP.


Nah, it was the race mixing and the commies genociding all the finno-ugric tribes that fucked Russia beyond repair. Slavshits were always human garbage.

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Isabel Imagination is an interesting study in what happens to beautiful women when they hit the wall at age 30. Watch Isabel as she struggles to cope with her fading beauty, cold personality, eFame, shallowness, loneliness, and overall nobody giving a shit about her. Enjoy this rare pic of her crying.

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>the women who would reject us are suffering

>/r9k/ doing it's thing

This Valentine's was a good one.


>Honestly women aren't to blame for this shit

Don't be a tradcuck. Women will be women with or without kike influence, the trick is to never give them freedom.

I saved your image, so have mine.


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You don't need to be a footfag to recognize those are gross


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Jfl she's starting to look like her sister again.



If she were 5'7", she'd be fighting them off with a stick.

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Crusty ass scamming piece of human garbage is striking again. Reupload this video all over the Internet and if she strikes it just file a counterclaim.


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Faggot. Go back to reddit.


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Let's play the game! I'll even come to US to the court but don't forget one very important thing; I'm on welfare and all court expenses will be on you and you'll never see that money back. You better hire a wizard because there is no lawyer that can win this case. Fair use bitch!



She is not the owner of the video because video was custom made, (it wasn't public), she sold it and deleted the original. She is too dumb to understand how legal system works. I hope Youtube will delete her channel.



>but don't forget one very important thing; I'm on welfare



Does anyone have the ear eating videos she took down?

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>another recycled thumbnail

how do we fix heather's body image issues

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didnt she have one who left her? or did i read one of her excuses for not making videos for months at a time wrong?


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She'll be bagging groceries once the patreon train ends, no way she has the work ethic to take what she learned from asmr and get a real job in audio/media

I'd feel bad but she chose this path with her woe-is-me attitude and laziness.



You nailed it. 100% agreed. She's walled. Been youtubing for a while with shit results. She used to be big, but now, any girl can get a silver play button. That would mean nothing on a resume to me if I was an employers. Wasn't she a hair stylist or some shit before this? The only way she's going to get any job in AV or tech is if a friend on the inside throws her a bone. Otherwise, she's doomed to working a cash register at Walmart.


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you guys are both spot on. she dug this hole for herself when she stopped working and became ASMR's spoony.

she used to, and still could've been, one of the biggest people in the content genre of ASMR. but in taking such a large break she's pissed it all away. bigger people have risen since, and have started to put out better content than she can ever hope to without being in the habit of creating content for so long.

could she reclaim some of her beta bucks if she started making even a tenth of her content again? probably, soyboys are quick to rush back to women like heather, but she's got no hope in hell of being more than a "pioneer of the genre" these days, she just hasn't got the work ethic or influence any more.





>no work ethic

says board full of NEETs

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This channel gonna blow up. What you say?

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These girls are fool. Instead of taking request, they should do what they like. For example Prim.


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I love her already, never enough waifus.



Girls should take requests from time 2 time to keep the subs happy.

Also funny that u used Prim as an example like she's an excellent asmr content creator or something.

Her audio is a shit, and her audience (((You))) don't tingle, and don't realky care about


They just wanna waifu her.


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i love her




can they even drink in those?

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I have seen the future, and I have fapped to it.



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She's already got the comments turned off on a couple of them.


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I'd been saving this for a special occasion.

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>>73298 old thread

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Yes. Someone did a funny goblin shoop of his face a while back. I wish I would have saved it. Anon, if you're still out there, post the goblin bf pic again.



He looks like a wife beater. "Where's my dinner, bitch?"


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This Frivi girl's face puts me in a foul mood whenever i see pics of her in page 1.

It's the same feeling i get whenever i see that /leftypol/ BO

hidden tbh



Are you talking about the dick sucking video? /leftypol/ BO is literally a cock sucking sjw commie trap. (He really deep throats that shit though. Gotta give him props for that.)



Where's her forehead? Disgusting subhuman

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I wanted to discuss something that has been bothering me for a while. Most of us probably use the Vola room to share, request and download content which has either been deleted or lost over time.

It's kind of working, but it's fucking tedious. The download speeds are ridiculous, the retention policy is useless - what was it again? two days? - and on top of that some ASMRtits are off-limits over there, I guess due to DMCA complaints.

I'm sure some of you faggots have content that's worth sharing and on the other hand I have a few videos that I would like to contribute, but Vola just isn't worth the trouble. Now, as luck would have it, I recently stumbled across something that sounds pretty interesting: IPFS or InterPlanetary File System

It's "a protocol [..] designed to create a content-addressable, peer-to-peer method of storing and sharing hypermedia in a distributed file system." And the best part is "IPFS is The Permanent Web" to quote the devs, so content deletion is impossible by design. To put it in perspective for all of you IT fags, IPFS is similar to Git in some respects. You initialize a local repository, add some files and publish them.

This might be an ideal way to share the good stuff. And as a trial run, here's Pelagea's first video, shared via IPFS. She took it down a while ago for some reason, but now it'll be here forever:


Let me know what you think.

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I don't think they'd care. The issue arises once the link to an unlisted video gets posted here or on Vola. Then some ASMRtit is bound to find it and have her army of beta orbiters report it. Only then will JewTube look into it.

The advantage of IPFS would be that they can't do anything about it, since the file parts would ideally be distributed on several nodes. And even if a file was hosted on a single node, they'd have to jump through a lot of hoops to get to the person providing the node.



I'll look into it tomorrow, maybe I have the police video.


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OP here, to follow up on the trial run with Pelagea's video: The file seems to be distributed nicely, I'm not hosting it anymore, but I'm still able to download it with around 15 MB/s. Now compare that to Vola's 150 KB/s.

Pretty impressive, tbh.


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Very nice OP. I didn't know about this, I'll try later, thanks. sounds really promising


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Too bad it's written in a Meme language, and it's only used when there's a Click-and-Drool Windows installation provided, as it's fucking PITA trying to build & use on any platforms except a perfect clone of the developer's. That shit might as well be proprietary crapware like (((Discord))).

Let's look at the situation for IPFS:

99.99% of IPFS users – download and install it, with absolutely zero idea to even check if the software is malware.

0.01% of IPFS users – actually learned from the past 30 years of Internet malware and try to build IPFS from source.

70% of those guys, being actually computer-literate, don't run a Normiesystem. No Go working compiler. Stop.

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Does anyone else hate this bitch?

>terrible at ASMR


>washed up camwhore (anyone else got the pics?)

>still making betabux on and off

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she's fucking a polish guy

she's a race traitor (slavs are mongoloids)



Nigger what?



You sound pajeetish. Fuck your race.



Says poo gobbler.


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That anon who tries to say Pelagea is a nigger.

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Since you "nazi" cuckholds don't want to give your betabux to Mr. Bond, them how about Goyim Godess? She is way hotter than any of those whores you waifu'ed (100% german genes) AND she is far right, she mocks tradcucks.

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Did your forget your obligatory Trump-dick-sucking post, anon? They'll get you for that every time.



Did you forget your obligatory cunnilingus on cows?


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Hi Kampfy. Gonna build that wall!




/asmr/ is fascist, friendo.



fuck off, pajeeto.

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There's like 47 duplicate Blue/Gibi/Palagea/JellyButt/Darling/Innocent threads. Why not 1 for Maple?

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Also found her birthday, according to this: www.famousbirthdays.com/people/maple-asmr.html

November 15, 1995

Probably won't help at all, but is all I could find.



She used to have some q&a videos were she said some info about her (her age at the time, her major, etc). She took down all those videos but there must be reuploads somewhere.



Why are all these ASMRwhores mostly leafs?


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well post the relevant info you fucking faggot

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real talk bruvs

what's the best thing to pack for food when stalking your online crush?

camping in a tent but most likely to access to a fire/heat source.



Stalking can land you in trouble, mate. Who's your crush, btw?







shitty idea tbh fam, sorry.

take up WAY too much space. pemmican it is boys.

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Anyone have those leaked Karuna Satori nudes?


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Jerk off to a naked man for now. You don't deserve any help for not having one of the most circulated nudes in this community.


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Here you go fam. Happy to help, but this is all I've got. I think there's more but who knows..



I hate her asmr after she kept using it to rant and vent her bullshit failed life, but god fucking damn shes got one hell of a tightlace looking cunt and ass.


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Use search function on the catalog next time lazy nigger.

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Is this a message for one of you faggots?

"you thought it was over"

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>Quick rundown on her obsession with moths?

I can't remember anymore but I think she explained it in the video above.



Just finished watching the video. The moth represents horror and darkness to her. (she was probably an emo kid) She's very fond of insects. She said the moth is the "butterfly of the night" to her. Sadly, she says she's going to keep getting more tattoos, so she'll probably look like a freak show act by the time she's 50. I don't waifu Lilium, but I like her the more I watch her. I like her ASMR. I always have to remind myself that she has BPD and to always avoid her type. No waifu Lilium. :(



Maybe I could save her if I keep her on heroin. What do you think about that anon?


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All tattoos have the same meaning, anon.


> she was probably an emo kidv

> was





she used to do drawing/art streams on twitch a couple of years ago. I asked her once what her aspirations/goals/etc. in life were (long-term, something meaningful).

all she came up with was that her dream is to work in a tattoo shop, full-time.

somehow I found that really sad

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