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FAQ | Log


File: ab70ef5f142a292⋯.jpg (36.12 KB, 608x608, 1:1, preview.jpg)

 No.112264

Are you prepared to kill yourself to honor the perfect human being that is Elise? I have a noose tied ready to hang myself at her request

 No.112268

>>112264

i am ready to sacrifice myself if it means Elise will visit 8chan again.


 No.112272

Hey Elise does anyone in your asmr circle know you have been here actively chatting to us? Has Angelica said anything about it? considering she is the one that pointed you out to this place


 No.112275

File: 81ed694a1ea1a7c⋯.jpg (124.08 KB, 1024x1016, 128:127, 583b905e.jpg)

Should Elise be considered honorary?

She seems like a smart girl, but also reads shit like Jean-Paul Sartre


 No.112277

I'd worship those feets. More?


 No.112278

>>112277

look dirty


 No.112282

File: e9bfd7a4d29fa7a⋯.jpg (37.5 KB, 400x300, 4:3, Toph 18.JPG)

>>112278

Someone's got to clean them, that's where your tongue comes in.


 No.112292

She's not even Aryan. I do not "worship" mud people.


 No.112293

She seems like a nice person. dubs I write her name in my blood


 No.112294

File: 3e72c857bec5706⋯.mp4 (3.66 MB, 426x240, 71:40, seppuku.mp4)

>>112277

triple dubs… nice digits

If I an hero, I'm going to gut myself like a samurai. Does this count as cultural appropriation or is seppuku okay for anyone?


 No.112296

She's OK for having fun but that's it.


 No.112299

>>112277

I wish, this is all I can ever find. She does have really nice feet


 No.112302

How did she even find here in the first place?


 No.112303

File: 7c40e35987af109⋯.png (251.16 KB, 488x588, 122:147, 7c40e35987af109d13aaf1d8e0….png)

>>112277

>>112299

triple dubs combo!

>>112302

Angelica sent her the link.


 No.112317

nice

sup elise


 No.112318

I want to lick her soles clean post workout


 No.112319

>>112318

hopefully she doesnt work manual labor


 No.112321

>>112319

She's too smart for manual labor. Elise is a teacher.

>>112318

I want to sip wine from her shoe at the end of the day.


 No.112323

>>112321

I want her to laugh at me and call me pathetic while I jerkoff and suck her toes


 No.112325

welp this thread is getting too weird. Having Elise here for 3 threads was enough I guess


 No.112331


 No.112332

Lol check her instagram, she's teasing you footfags, based Elise


 No.112333

>>112325

I think she would be having a hearty chuckle at this. One must have a sense of humor about this place, dark and twisted humor. You can't take us too seriously.


 No.112334

File: b9917242a49f381⋯.png (413.56 KB, 932x444, 233:111, Capture.PNG)

FUCKING BASED

She does have a sense of humor! Now I love her even more. :D


 No.112335

File: 2a39e1d57b67a0c⋯.jpg (110.59 KB, 896x708, 224:177, Elise1.jpg)

Based Elise


 No.112336

>>112333

Seems like she does lol, check her insta


 No.112338


 No.112339

>>112334

>>112335

Exactly one second apart


 No.112340

>>112334

wtf how does yours show up as 1hour ago and mine 6 mins?


 No.112341

>>112340

Time zones.


 No.112342

>>112340

Different browsers I guess. Not time zone.


 No.112343

>>112341

that doesnt make sense


 No.112344

Based Elise "the footfag tease"


 No.112345

>>112334

>>112335

I wonder what normies are thinking about that caption


 No.112346

File: ca28a49b99218cc⋯.jpg (135.4 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 31966763_1978144949168336_….jpg)

Elise wallpaper size


 No.112347

File: 96600388e7c2d11⋯.jpg (609.95 KB, 954x960, 159:160, d6544176-975f-47ad-8cb8-55….jpg)

>>112346

She's working my ding dong into a diddly shoot brother


 No.112348

Leg shaving video when Elise?


 No.112350

What size do you think her feet are?


 No.112352

Hey Elise whats your favourite pic of yourself?

Anons can also respond

asking for a friend


 No.112353

>>112352

The naked ones she sent me


 No.112354

File: 3655fab62f6b7c3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 180.24 KB, 1664x981, 1664:981, haHAA.jpg)


 No.112356

File: 917db9be30a6ac9⋯.jpg (75 KB, 480x320, 3:2, satisfied-customer.jpg)

>>112354

That pic. That filename.


 No.112357

File: 9a8b2a8221fec72⋯.jpg (80.83 KB, 1080x762, 180:127, 20687831_1937366549861378_….jpg)

File: 4cfee2b53b402cd⋯.jpg (41.61 KB, 432x325, 432:325, Jennifer-Aniston-Rachel-Gr….jpg)

>>112352

I like some of her earlier pics. Not sure if maybe she wants to go back to her natural hair color, which is always fine because trad, and she's letting it grow out? I liked this look on her best. Maybe she'll go back to the brownish silverish color she had before? I think she looks really pretty with her hair like this. It's a great style for her and she wears it well.


 No.112358

I was never a big Elise fan, but just the fact she is interacting with us and even teasing you cucks is making my hearth melt.

someone send help before its too late


 No.112361

>>112358

Yeah, she is s cool. It's unbelievable. Angelica should learn something from her and visit this place too.


 No.112362

>>112358

She has a pretty charming personality tbh, at first I also thought I didn't really like her but now I gotta say she's pretty cool


 No.112366

>>112321

thats pretty cool

did she say what year? or is that too specific

either way must be tough


 No.112381

I hope she's single. I'm willing to dedicate my entire life to her but only if she has no boyfriend


 No.112382

>>112358

Can't even lie, she's won me over. She even replied to a post of mine. Guess I'll have to check out more of her videos now.


 No.112385

Have you guys noticed the no. of dislikes on her latest video? Jojo fags are such a pathetic losers. Smh.


 No.112388

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I haven't watched much Elise vids yet, but I watched this one the other day and i like it and her French accent.

that accent would be perfect for a JOI, if I'm being quite honest with you right now families


 No.112392

Now make her do the Aryan salute, anon


 No.112393

What next? Pleasing the armpit fags?


 No.112395

File: 829b12794b56e55⋯.jpg (56.27 KB, 633x758, 633:758, Smug wojak.jpg)

>>112393

Hopefully the fetish of true patricians and men of culture, thighs.


 No.112396

File: 5cc28971da29614⋯.jpg (30.83 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, elise2.jpg)

File: f350f5a76864bf7⋯.jpg (25.57 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, elise3.jpg)

File: d09aae7c2bbc8f6⋯.jpg (26.68 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, elise4.jpg)

Elise looks bretty good with her new hair color


 No.112400

File: 49aafd02643789c⋯.jpg (41.09 KB, 810x810, 1:1, newhaircolor.jpg)

She just posted this to her Instagram


 No.112401

>>112400

10 mins too late buddy


 No.112413

>>112357

>>112396

>>112400

delivered again!


 No.112415

>>112396

Is she giving that anon who sleeps with pictures of her more pics to choose from?

Dammit Elise, I already sleep with my gf pics because we are in LDR, don't make me cheat on her ;_;


 No.112417

>>112381

Get in line faggot, I'm from the UK, France is just across the pond from here. I would drop everything in a second to hang out with her


 No.112419

File: bc9dec2b78bea74⋯.jpg (150.12 KB, 865x966, 865:966, g95zZBw.jpg)

>>112417

Elise needs a fellow asian to breed her, and as we all know, Finns are mongols from central asia. She belongs to me.


 No.112420

File: b391f985841f864⋯.gif (898.5 KB, 487x560, 487:560, 1522075159818.gif)

>>112419

suomi mainiddu dorilla davadaan :DDDD


 No.112423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.112424

File: 8715a9beb94fafe⋯.jpg (117.64 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Elise5.jpg)

Bleached Elise


 No.112425

>>112424

What is this from Anon


 No.112426

>>112425

insta story


 No.112429

>>112424

super hot


 No.112430

File: a3ef5949183a152⋯.jpg (66.38 KB, 699x599, 699:599, armpittu.jpg)

nice nip elise


 No.112431

>>112396

shes so pretty

awesome


 No.112432

>>112264

are you obsessed with her, or what is this about?


 No.112433

>>112432

its an asmr board where anons can create threads and topics about people who create asmr


 No.112434

>>112433

but unlike the first one, these new elise threads show some kind of strange obsession, arent't they?


 No.112435

>>112434

idk freud


 No.112436

>>112434

well since she started interacting with us the obsession grew stronger. but at the same time its the internet and people exaggerate all the time, it's fun making other people uncomfortable


 No.112437

>>112436

it's fun making other people uncomfortable"

for trolls only:)

she interacts with you, teases you and finally, abandons you…


 No.112440

>>112437

>she interacts with you, teases you and finally, abandons you…

All women in a nutshell tbh


 No.112441

>>112440

so she is nothing special:)


 No.112444

>>112437

well you cant expect her to stay here forever, she has nothing to gain by being here, other than our respect I guess


 No.112445

>>112432

>>112437

I am obsessed, idk why my love for her makes you uncomfortable though. Sounds like a personal problem tbqhwyf


 No.112446

>>112432

>>112437

People are just fucking around, I'm pretty sure she realizes that


 No.112447

Elise!!! Is a beast!!!


 No.112449

I hope Elise teases us with her feet again. Or shows off her soft thigh meat


 No.112451

File: f506140bf4a62cc⋯.png (6.01 KB, 285x177, 95:59, download.png)

Congrats retards


 No.112452

File: e99a3c0dbfd4f38⋯.jpg (66.95 KB, 862x707, 862:707, ec8edf2fe54707d54dc555a96b….jpg)

>>112432

>what's this about

pic related


 No.112453

>>112430

Source fam


 No.112454

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.112455

File: 362eafb6287e06c⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 540x304, 135:76, 362eafb6287e06cd2d3405ef52….gif)

>>112451

What are you crying about now? If you're thinking a couple anons ironically begging for feet/thigh/armpit pics drove her away, you're retarded. She isn't that delicate.


 No.112456

>>112455

>armpits

I bet they're smooth as fine silk.


 No.112457

>>112455

Yeah, she knows we're joking


 No.112460

>>112457

>Joking

I genuinely want to worship her feet


 No.112461

>>112460

fuck off, peelagea fag.


 No.112462

>>112460

Sure thing anon, good for you


 No.112463

>>112461

I don't know who that is. Reading any thread that isn't about Gibi, Angelica, Asians or Clover's downward spiral is cancer


 No.112466

>>112449

sexy lingerie would be even better


 No.112468

>>112466

Asmr appropriate anon


 No.112469

>>112445

The inability to control emotion is what makes people uncomfortable. I get angry w/o violence sometimes and it makes others uncomfortable. Temper yourself brother. Im trying


 No.112470


 No.112472

It's me boys - pls chill


 No.112474

>>112463

>Reading any thread that isn't about Gibi, Angelica, Asians or Clover's downward spiral is cancer.

Then what are you doing in this thread? Are you jealous that Elise has been grabbing all the attention of anons for the past few days?

That's why you are trying to scare her away. Isn't it? Don't do that dude. Let us have some fun.


 No.112475

>>112472

Here comes the impersonator. Lol


 No.112476

>>112472

Hi Elise, hey what do you think of jojofags mass disliking your last video?, bunch of queers right?


 No.112477

To be quite frank - if all they can do is disliking my next video which has nothing to do with the JoJo thing - well, I guess it says a lot about how intelligent and relevant they are. My detractors are obviously idiots if an undeserved thumb down is their last resort


 No.112478

>>112477

They'll probably be gone soon anyway, if not the next video then the one after that


 No.112480

>>112472

>>112477

Isn't it like 2 am in Korea right now?, don't you have work in the morning? I doubt you're Elise


 No.112482

Why are you still here Elise? :)


 No.112483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Why aren't you raising your arms in this vid?

What's your fucking problem?


 No.112484

In up cause I was out and I just came back home from the club. Why do I always have to justify myself to you ? I have a life sorry I can't be here 24/7. And stop being so insecure about me ditching you or not reading - I read alright you can be sure of that.


 No.112485

>Why do I always have to justify myself to you ? I have a life sorry I can't be here 24/7. And stop being so insecure about me ditching you or not reading - I read alright you can be sure of that.

Nah it's not that, it's only that people wouldn't want to waste time talking to somebody that they think is Elise when in reality it's just some anon trolling, it's ok though I believe you


 No.112486

Look if you guys have any doubt since you seem to think that no one is worth trusting ever, why don't you message me on YouTube or ig to make sure it's me. Simple as that. Stop thinking that everyone in the world is out to get you


 No.112487

>>112486

Why not just namefag and also use tripcode so ur orbiters here know it's you


 No.112488

why did we stop replying to posts directly?


 No.112489

>>112487

Hell no Elise, don't do that, probably not a good idea


 No.112490

>>112487

Do you perhaps take me for an idiot?


 No.112491


 No.112492

>>112474

>He doesn't know Elise is Asian


 No.112493

Hey Elise, are there any asmrtists you dislike, I mean have you ever talked/interacted with some content creator and they turned out to be assholes?


 No.112494

>>112488

I don't think it's Elise. she never did that before.


 No.112495

>>112494

>>112493

I don't "dislike" anyone -there are some that I find.. a bit cringe (personality wise from what they show online) but idk them personally so it might be a character they are playing; And no haven't interacted with them, I have no interest interacting with other asmrtists.

>>112494

This is what i'm talking about when I'm saying you guys are insecure and unable to believe someone. I didn't do it bc I was on the way home in a taxi from my phone and it's hard enough to write a message, let alone reply directly to one


 No.112496

>>112494

You acting whiny and being so quick to call me a liar doesn't make me wanna hang out here. I wanted this to be fun but the minute I stray you guys go nuts and demonise me. I'm simply not interested. I told you that if you wanted me around you had to behave nicely.

Also- you guys talk about jojo's fans but I'm pretty sure my video got the most dislikes bc of this place. Someone reposted my video on 8ch and a bunch of people hated on me so…

anyway, i'm tired and I want to sleep. I can't be bothered with you being so doubtful- as i said, why don't you message me on ig? Say "hate dungeon" and i'll answer "don't hate on here".

Got it. It's a secret password to make sure of my identity.

Now bye.


 No.112497

>>112495

>there are some I find a bit… Cringe

Like Articulate right? Lol, feel free to ask questions back btw. These conversations can feel like one way streets sometimes, maybe they kinda are tbh


 No.112498

>>112496

>You acting whiny and being so quick to call me a liar doesn't make me wanna hang out here. I wanted this to be fun but the minute I stray you guys go nuts and demonise me.

Ignore the general faggotry, anons will be anons after all


 No.112499

>>112496

We're not demonizing you we love you. Don't you see all the anons that want your feet thighs and armpits


 No.112500

>>112499

This tbh

Upvoted


 No.112501

>>112499

>you guys go nuts and demonise me. I'm simply not interested. I told you that if you wanted me around you had to behave nicely."

female manipulation:)


 No.112502

>>112496

>I'm pretty sure my video got the most dislikes bc of this place. Someone reposted my video on 8ch and a bunch of people hated on me so…

Are you sure? there are only a few of us here and there have been thposting. If you werent the first thread about your Jojo video would still be under 200 posts, maybe even 100


 No.112503

>>112497

you are the only faggot asking for that.


 No.112504

>>112502

great, my text got fucking cut up

* there are only a few of us here and there have been threads about you for a long time. These ones are just getting attention because you are here posting. If you werent the first thread about your Jojo video would still be under 200 posts, maybe even 100


 No.112505

>>112430

>>112430

Post webm version of that. Also more like that if you know what i mean :^)


 No.112506

>>112503

You sure you didn't mean that for >>112499 ?


 No.112507

Elise I've been re-watching your language vids all day I love your enthusiasm :)

>tfw no qt hapa gf getting wet over the Anglo-Saxon heptarchy


 No.112508

>>112506

yeah. My apologies.


 No.112509

>>112506

that's can be manipulation, but probably not female:)


 No.112510

>>112509

You sure you didn't mean that for >>112501 ?


 No.112511

>>112510

Yeah. My apologies.


 No.112512

>>112510

no, i'm trying to write down the truth. and in this case, the truth is obvious:)


 No.112513

File: 5f3c13ae9c7d5e8⋯.png (167.06 KB, 700x553, 100:79, apustaja2.png)

>this thread right now


 No.112514

>>112513

>Say "hate dungeon" and i'll answer "don't hate on here".

>Got it. It's a secret password to make sure of my identity.

Has anyone tried this yet?


 No.112516

>>112488

Cia fbi is too scared to click on shit


 No.112517

>>112514

Would like to try , but browser version of instagram lacks features like PMs and stuff.

I don't like to dl that app tbh. D:


 No.112519

>>112514

She said she was going to sleep anyway, so it's pointless to try now, she'll answer that when she's lurking I think


 No.112520

>>112519

>she'll answer that when she's lurking I think

As a way to prove she's lurking at the moment, got it


 No.112523

>>112513

Some fags are acting retarded as fuck


 No.112527

File: 01923ffeae6ad94⋯.jpg (29.13 KB, 550x574, 275:287, 5298668413.jpg)

>>112523

And people wonder why we don't have real girlfriends.


 No.112531

>>112496

>Also- you guys talk about jojo's fans but I'm pretty sure my video got the most dislikes bc of this place.

We didn't dislike shit. If we wanted to hate on you we would do it here


 No.112532

>>112502

I'm convinced there are less then 10 people here


 No.112533

>>112496

W-we will behave, I promise. Pllease don't leave us ;_;


 No.112542

Elise, babe can u do an asmr vid that focuses on triggers/sounds for once?

Something like close ear to ear whispering type vid.

I'm thinking about saying "i love you" in different languages that you know.

Pls do this for your dungeon friends. (=^w^=)


 No.112543

>>112542

i second that. And Elise, if possible say that in HINDI too. I would really appreciate.


 No.112544

>>112543

Based Pajeet poster


 No.112545

>>112543

how often do you go to those places that give full head massages for 50 cents?


 No.112598

Are you faggots kidding me? She's a feminist bitch. kys.


 No.112602

>>112598

Damn she is.


 No.112604

>>112598

Feminism is good. All part of the master plan to convert this board into literal feminazis.


 No.112605

>>112598

She is the good kind of feminist, you faggot. Kys


 No.112606

File: 156c2b28f42a27a⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 600x450, 4:3, Laughing kid.gif)

>>112605

>the good kind of feminist


 No.112607

File: eecfee14c29788c⋯.jpg (14.4 KB, 300x295, 60:59, 1478145925726.jpg)

>>112605

>the good kind of feminist


 No.112612

File: 91cb39b73ff38e4⋯.jpg (41.44 KB, 240x260, 12:13, get-a-load-of-this-cuck[1].jpg)

>>112605

>the good kind of feminist


 No.112617

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>112605

>the good kind of feminist

The kind that acts like little miss stronk independent woman, but really just wants to be pumped full of cum?


 No.112619

File: 79be921c1367a9e⋯.mp4 (1.05 MB, 720x720, 1:1, laugh.mp4)

>>112605

>>the good kind of feminist


 No.112653

>>112619

It's funny how you guys actually didn't understand the point of my video. I advocate for freedom of speech otherwise do you think I'd be writing here? Maybe you should stop thinking that because a woman speak up that necessarily means she's some sort of feminazi.


 No.112655

If being a feminist means wanting equal rights for both genders- then yes I am a feminist.

Now, I don't think that women are men's victims. I believe that some people happen to be victims of other people who harass/assault them. Regardeless of their gender.


 No.112656

>>112653

>>112655

I would certainly recommend avoiding subjects like that one here, as well as politics, that's one quick way to turn this into a shitstorm


 No.112657

>>112656

I'm not the one bringing it up.


 No.112658

>>112657

Yeah I know, what I mean is just ignore it, you can't really have a civil discussion with most people here about that


 No.112659

.>>112658

Well, it's quite ironic how this place is about being able to say whatever you want - I guess the catch is you're free to say whatever as long as you agree on the same subject politically speaking. Doesn't sound very free to me.


 No.112660

>>112657

Btw, how did you even decide to make and asmr channel in the first place?


 No.112662

>>112659

I mean you're free to say it, but people will throw autistic fits, kinda like real life


 No.112663

What are your political views Elise


 No.112664


 No.112665

>>112663

I like…

Birthday cakes!


 No.112666

>>112664

Elise is a big girl she can talk about whatever she wants. It's literally a thread worshipping her how bad of a response could she possibly get


 No.112667

>>112666

it's more of half worship half insults but okay


 No.112668

>>112665

Fuck yeah, with chocolate obviously right?


 No.112669

>>112663

I don't really follow politics but I have to say all niggers should be deported as black people are inferior.


 No.112670

>>112668

I'm not the one saying I like bday cake lol


 No.112671

>>112669

that's not me either …


 No.112673

>>112671

It's ok Elise you can be honest, we won't call you racist here :)


 No.112674

>>112669

All Asians hate everyone that isn't Asian, but they really hate blacks. Not surprising


 No.112675


 No.112677

File: aa786e1ebe621e2⋯.jpg (91.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>112671

To make sure nobody is impersonating you, you can use a letter or a number combination that can only be solved by a key word that you'd give at the end of the thread or your visit could be a good idea.

Don't get a tripcode though, nobody likes a namefag.


 No.112680

>>112677

She probably just hates blacks and likes cake


 No.112682

I would have to say so yes, I would love to fuck her silly.


 No.112684

>>112670

I know, so?, birthday cake is fucking delicious anyway


 No.112685

File: 3126ebd2589f642⋯.mp4 (3.05 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Elise Zetterlund.mp4)

Are you planning on doing more videos where you sing in a foreign language Elise? Your singing voice is very soothing, I love it


 No.112687

.>>112685

true fans would have known I uploaded

And yeah I might do a vietnamese singing vid


 No.112688

File: cbbc72e595dfad0⋯.jpg (59.38 KB, 980x653, 980:653, Beatles-.jpg)

Alright Elise, anons have been throwing softballs so far but now it's time to ask the real questions that pack some fucking heat

Who are your favorite Beatles? In what order? from more liked to less liked


 No.112690

>>112687

>true fans would have known I uploaded

Oh shit it's the creepy story you talked about, nice


 No.112691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH ELISE


 No.112694

>>112691

I’ll watch this tomorrow afternoon kind of excited


 No.112702

>>112671

dont worry, we know you wouldnt say that.

now liking birthday cakes is believable but also harmless


 No.112705

>>112702

I said it not her.


 No.112706

>>112705

i know, but it was believable it was her and if she didnt say it wasnt her it would still not cause any harm


 No.112708

Seriously though Elise, why won't nig nogs and Arabs integrate into French society like the Vietnamese have?


 No.112709

File: 8c8779c260020e5⋯.gif (745.25 KB, 220x195, 44:39, tenor.gif)

>>112691

Oooo Elise looking GOODT


 No.112710

>>112706

Well were anon so don’t assume whos who i guess


 No.112713

No dislikes on the video yet. When will the JoJo community come out in full force


 No.112717

>>112708

this is a manipulative question for her, it is not true that they are not integrated, some are others aren't


 No.112719

>>112717

Blacks yeah but Arabs literally don't integrate


 No.112721

Wish elise would integrate my penis into her of you know im saying


 No.112722

>>112719

this is not true. maybe less are integrated( though this expression is a bit vague). and, of course, arab doesn" mean muslim:)


 No.112723

>>112722

I thought you didn't want me to discuss politics


 No.112724

>>112723

i'm not her, but OK, don't discuss politics


 No.112725

>>112724

it's funny that most of you are "nazis" and listen to asmr to fall asleep lol


 No.112726

>>112725

yeah that's why I watch asmr haha yeah


 No.112728

>>112726

nazis with a soft heart and no one to fall asleep with


 No.112729

>>112452

Who's this?


 No.112730

>>112728

Hey im just here to tingle and shitpost no nazism here


 No.112731

Elise was built for BBC tbh. Do a BLACKED roleplay


 No.112732

>>112730

mmh someone called me "dumb" bc I post here


 No.112734

>>112732

Are you talking about that thread that says "Elise is the only one dumb/brave enough to do it…"?


 No.112735

>>112732

Other anons might be racist losers but not all anons


 No.112736


 No.112737

>>112731

Confine yourself to your quarters bridge troll. Begone!


 No.112738

it's idiotic. What's gonna happen if people find out ? Like i never read or posted on the "nazi" threads.


 No.112739

>>112736

Well at least they called you brave as well lol, btw I also would like an answer to this >>112688

The world wants to know


 No.112740

>>112725

who says that i'm a nazi??


 No.112741

>>112739

I dont like the beatles sorry


 No.112742

>>112736

I made that thread and three of the four Elise threads. I love you Elise my hapa Queen


 No.112743

>>112742

aw you're sweet


 No.112744

>>112742

But you wont work out


 No.112745

File: 86883c9cce85ef9⋯.jpg (54.45 KB, 1200x476, 300:119, lens flare.jpg)

>>112741

N-NANI!?


 No.112746

>>112742

Are you the anon who dm me on yt ?


 No.112747


 No.112748

>>112745

sumimasen ~ I'm just sick of hearing them. The songs are overplayed. I don't mind them but I'm not a fan


 No.112749

>>112746

The one who's name starts with H?, nah that would be me, and I didn't make any of the threads


 No.112750

>>112749

Is it the one who calls me his "korean gf" and is obsessed with feet ?


 No.112751

>>112743

>>112744

>>112746

I have to work out I've dedicated my life to you. Also no having a YouTube account is for faggots


 No.112752

>>112751

then are you calling me, your queen a faggot ?


 No.112753

>>112750

Maybe, I don't have a way to know


 No.112754

File: 8e81972ccdf5698⋯.jpg (392.25 KB, 2242x1320, 1121:660, 1502545919484.jpg)


 No.112755

>>112752

Exception to the rule


 No.112756

>>112751

You dedicated your entire life to something that’s happened in less than 2 days?


 No.112757

File: 8c3d00b99b241fc⋯.jpg (47 KB, 500x490, 50:49, Nigger-Women.jpg)

>>112741

Good. The beatles fucking suck.

>>112752

You're kind of a faggot tbh family


 No.112758

>>112750

We all love your feet!


 No.112759

>>112756

There wasn't much going on before :(


 No.112760

>>112758

ahahaha actually my feet are kind of the worst feet. They are tiny and NOT soft. Very hard. Being a little viet girl who walked without shoes for most of her childhood.

What are you guys doing tonight? I'm gonna have to go soon cause I'm going out


 No.112761

>>112760

>What are you guys doing tonight?

Just listening to music right now tbh


 No.112762

>>112532

There's usually around 150 unique IPs. If the old 90-10 rule still holds up then there's about 15 people you could call 'regulars'


 No.112763

>>112760

what are you going to wear when going out?


 No.112764

>>112760

>Tiny

HHHNNNGGGGHH What size


 No.112765

>>112760

Oh shit don't give them details on your feet


 No.112766

>>112760

You’re feet are perfect then. Also its morning here im about to go work.

>>112759

Make something happen instead of desperately latching onto a girl in hopes they save your life. Shits weak brother


 No.112767

File: b5c1d61299ad04c⋯.jpeg (25.68 KB, 619x453, 619:453, cc1.jpeg)

>What are you guys doing tonight?

what do you think?


 No.112768

>>112767

Jacking it to Elise's feet?


 No.112769

>>112768

Not a bad night now that you mention it


 No.112770

>>112768

I would if I had more material


 No.112771

>>112760

about to grab some beers and enjoy the weather


 No.112772

>>112760

I'm going to fail one of my finals


 No.112773

>>112760

>What are you guys doing tonight.

Play vidya. Listen to asmr. Masturbate. Get drunk. Eat cheap ramen. Cry myself to sleep, cold and alone. Same thing I do every night.


 No.112774

>>112773

Living the dream I see


 No.112776

>>112772

what's your major?

>>112765

I am actually honest when I say my feet are the worst part of me lol stop worshiping

>>112773

Ramen is good.

>>112771

cool

>>112763

I don't need to wear special clothes to go out lol


 No.112777

>>112776

>I am actually honest when I say my feet are the worst part of me lol stop worshiping

Tell that to them, I hate footfags


 No.112778

File: f12e53a73eeb1c0⋯.jpg (69.72 KB, 710x473, 710:473, 06-men-crying.w710.h473.jpg)

>>112760

n-no

please tell me you are lying

dont ruin my dreams


 No.112779

>>112776

If your feets are bad, how are your armpits? Are they silky smooth?


 No.112780

>>112774

Imagine that dude trying to raise a kid


 No.112781

>>112778

Tempered feet are the best feet


 No.112782

>>112776

Economics


 No.112783

>>112776"

>I don't need to wear special clothes to go out lol"

so we shouldn't fantasize about sexy dresses?:)


 No.112785


 No.112786

btw, if any other anon hasn't told you yet, your hair looks great in your new video

I bet you got alot of complements on it from your irl friends, didn't you? :^)


 No.112787

>>112776

It's less about the feet for me and more about the power you'd have over me


 No.112788

>>112785

I'm going to do it anyway


 No.112789

>>112786

Shoulda seen her yesterday!


 No.112790

>>112788

Autism is what autism does


 No.112791

File: 214c3b9e1933f1d⋯.jpg (101.55 KB, 1080x656, 135:82, 29402198_197575720847572_6….jpg)


 No.112792

>>112779

they are smelly and gross - i got the white side for that ahahaha don't worship - i'm just a regular girl

>>112782

ouch

>>112783

nah. Also, it actually doesn't matter to be wearing a sexy dress or nah. It's really all about confidence as I was saying the other day. I've never had to dress up to get a guy and it's all about loving yourself and know your worth.

>>112786

Aw thanks ! No my friends hate it haha they like me more as a brunette! There's this guy I kinda "like" and I sent him the pics and he was like : "it makes you look more innocent" and i was thinking shit just tell me i look great bruh. But I just said "k" (secret message for I'm pissed)


 No.112793

File: d35b208b1464fae⋯.jpg (73.51 KB, 600x480, 5:4, max wew.jpg)

>>112791

WOWEEE!!!


 No.112795

File: 87d29f29af6c9ba⋯.webm (690.98 KB, 640x360, 16:9, GoodToKnow.webm)


 No.112797

>>112791

wow, thanks:)

>>112792

lso, it actually doesn't matter to be wearing a sexy dress or nah. It's really all about confidence"

sorry, but wrong. it is true for girls, who are not ugly or really fat. it is not true for boys, absolutely not true, confidence is not enough


 No.112799

File: 4a2d7337d072b53⋯.mp4 (4.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Finnish allies.mp4)

>>112659

You're free to do it. Just be aware that the thread will be barraged with 4000 word autistic ravings about Hitler and GLR being the saviors of humanity by autists.


 No.112800

>>112797

Well. It is really about confidence. I love confidence and I've actually never cared about a guy being "ugly" or "fat". Ugly is very subjective and I am very attracted to beautiful personalities. Bodies are just physics, what matters is your heart !


 No.112801

File: 703c3532494a7fb⋯.jpg (44.67 KB, 400x828, 100:207, 1422921205024.jpg)

Imagine being the qt Korean boy who has captured Elise's heart. I bet he has great cheek bones and everything.


 No.112802

>>112792

Eco isn't a very hard major. I would've much rather have done accounting but I fucked up my GPA


 No.112804

File: 39807adac1d6a10⋯.png (6.97 KB, 230x219, 230:219, tfwold.png)

>>112801

>mfw I'll never capture Elise's heart


 No.112805

>>112799

My grandparents' house was burnt down by the nazis. One of my aunt was so traumatised when she got old she became crazy and started hating everyone who was German. But guess what, nazis lost! So it doesn't matter to me if a few guys are nazis because they are a minority who will never win ! :)


 No.112806

File: efade01b11db040⋯.jpg (120.47 KB, 600x480, 5:4, 1526027539.jpg)

File: 625efb0195210eb⋯.jpg (53.53 KB, 486x622, 243:311, 152602621147039232.jpg)

File: 021426db626d45b⋯.jpg (119.26 KB, 492x700, 123:175, uCVkjdZudLuF9KPHEE-yyA_r.jpg)

>>112799

We're not all nazis. :^) I made some lefty memes for you that you can show your friends and say "My friends from 8chan made these cool pics for me. See, some of them are commies!" not really


 No.112807

File: 4d7219e3efbb29b⋯.png (126.6 KB, 345x337, 345:337, v2R6AIg.png)

>>112801

nah it's all about confidence. obviously he looks like this


 No.112808

>>112801

He has AMAZING cheekbones, and he's actually Australian born Korean. And he didn't capture my heart haha it's a casual thing and he's going back to Aus. But I did fancy him


 No.112809

>>112800

, what matters is your heart !"

there is a very good test for this: always have to see the girl's partner. if he is an average, or below-average guy, than OK. but if he is a tall, good-looking or really rich guy, then, well…it's complicated:)


 No.112810

>>112800

Women are so naive to the problems men face lol


 No.112811

>>112806

awww - i don't like Che tho. He's better than Hitler but I don't agree with a lot of things he did.

Also boys, I know this thread is about me and how I am a queen and everything but really I'm not and you would be surprised to know how many times I get rejected. And

>>112807

Most of my friends look like that guy. And I love them and find them beautiful.


 No.112812

>guys know what gets chicks

>they dont change

>girls tell them what chicks like

>they dont listen

What the fuck is wrong with the virgins down here


 No.112813

>>112810

youre weak


 No.112816

>>112811

Yes your friends. I highly doubt you hooked up with someone like that


 No.112817

File: 7b660fd1ea3d0c1⋯.png (163.58 KB, 385x365, 77:73, 1478122706315.png)

>>112811

>I get rejected

>Most of my friends look like that guy. And I love them and find them beautiful.

Now I love you even more.


 No.112818

>>112810

We face problems too ! So you know how it was the olympics in Korea not long ago ? I was seeing that guy who was an athlete from China. And that guy was always complaining on how my breasts were not "big enough" and I'm like. Wow. Why is it always like that? For one guy your breasts are too small, for another you're too short, for another your butt is too big etc. It sometimes feels like it's too hard to be good enough


 No.112819

>>112816

ahahaha you don't know who I hooked up with and trust me you don't wanna know


 No.112820

>>112818

You mean different people like different things? That's fucking crazy.


 No.112821

>>112820

No, I mean, women face problems too ! Bc there is this whole image of the perfect woman that's sold by the mainstream media and truth is, most woman don't look like that !


 No.112822

>>112808

>some aussie shitposter is boning her

REEEE


 No.112823

>>112820

why patronize the one girl willing to talk to you?


 No.112824

If you guys actually think someone as attractive as Elise gets rejected and or fucks ugly people you're retarded


 No.112825

>>112820

popular, good looking guys can complain, of course. the upper 10, max 20 percent.

average guys usually won't complain, if so, the girl will leave them:)


 No.112826

>>112824

You know what. Youre right. Better sit in my basement and do nothing with myself!


 No.112827

>>112820

I used to weight 15kg more two years ago and guys told me I was "chubby" and now they tell me I'm "too skinny" - it just feels like theres no way ever to please everyone - and it's true. So instead of caring about your appearance, take care of your personality - be kind and cultivate your mind !That, unlike beauty, lasts forever


 No.112829

>>112823

You're confusing me with some other faggot


 No.112830

>>112819

Well did they look like that? No. They might have been average by your standards but womens standards are so over inflated


 No.112831

File: ebc50ce85abb1c1⋯.jpg (25.58 KB, 405x719, 405:719, 94684651686103.jpg)

>>112818

You'll always be good enough for us, Elise.


 No.112832

>>112829

You seem patronizing


 No.112833

>>112821

you have to fit that image if you want top guys. for average guys, no, they will be happy with almost anyone, except for truly ugly or fat girls


 No.112834

>>112830

Or other men are willing to work that much harder to please a woman than you are


 No.112836

>>112827

And what kind of personalities do you like?


 No.112837

>>112827

so you were chubby:)))


 No.112839

Elise thread no. 5 when?


 No.112840

>>112824

"ugly" is subjective !! so many times I got with guys and my friends were like wtf they are so ugly and I was like … to YOU they are but not to me :)

>>112830

As if men's standards weren't over inflated? You have NO idea ! It's actually crazy the shit me and my friend got - bc some don't shave or don't exercise. Like what ? Leave us alone. >>112830

come on - but yes I got with people who were overweight and had acne bc I really don't care unless they are big enough so it's putting their health in danger !

>>112833

I agree we are lucky. I have this belief that the "ugliest" girl in the world could have sex tonight if she wanted to but the "prettiest" guy wouldn't be assured to have sex tonight.

>>112837

Yes I was :) and I liked myself, I just lost weight cause i got tested for some allergies and wasn't able to eat bread etc.

>>112836

I like confident, kind and a little bit dumb lol


 No.112841

File: e4b2234da8728f2⋯.png (33.72 KB, 119x392, 17:56, ichijihearteyes.PNG)

>>112827

> be kind and cultivate your mind !That, unlike beauty, lasts forever


 No.112842

>>112826

What are you talking about? The two aren't connected at all. I'm just saying Elise is an attractive girl so no she's not being rejected and no she's not hooking up with ugly guys.


 No.112844

>>112842

Why disregard her own words? Is your spirit that hopeless


 No.112846

>>112842

I get rejected SO MUCH ! On tinder for example omg I get rejected so much! It's actually insane ahah but then again, most korean girls don't like foreign - and it sucks to be half sometimes cause white don't see you as white and asian don't see you as asian so you feel like you don't belong anywhere


 No.112847

>As if men's standards weren't over inflated? You have NO idea ! It's actually crazy the shit me and my friend got

Because you only look toward the top 20%. Of course those guys have decent standards. But the other 80% will put up with anything because we barely have a choice.


 No.112848

>>112847

you do have a choice

workout


 No.112849

>>112847

Well, tbh I wouldn't want to get with a guy who takes me bc he "will put up with anything". It's kinda like.. I wanna get with someone who actually likes me, not bc he has no choice.


 No.112850

>>112840

> I have this belief that the "ugliest" girl in the world could have sex tonight if she wanted to but the "prettiest" guy wouldn't be assured to have sex tonight. "

that's true. and you admit this!! very rare, women usually deny this claim. you are special!:)


 No.112851

>>112844

Because she's lying to make anons feel better. My spirit isn't hopeless I just see the truth


 No.112852

File: a8228685f534bec⋯.gif (2.68 MB, 407x202, 407:202, whip.gif)

Yo where's our boy father pedophile? This thread is booooring and we could really use the autism boost


 No.112853

>>112851

How cynical


 No.112854

>>112840

>and I liked myself, I just lost weight cause "

i also have to lose weight and i don' like myself…


 No.112856

>>112853

I dont understand why a girl would come down here to lie to people yet simultaneously offer sound advice and be cool to everyone. These guys are just cynical losers I guess.


 No.112857

>>112849

Well you're pretty and have a personality type guys adore so you won't have to deal with that anyway, but the vast minority of guys get the vast majority of the girls, that has been a constant trough history


 No.112859

>>112850

Ofc I admit it. it's true and unfair to guys but that's life.

>>112851

I'm not a liar. What would I gain from this? Do you think I'm the type to lie to strangers on 8ch to get what.. 15 new subs? First, it's pretty obvious I don't care about subs and fame - secondly I've been nothing but honest and I speak my mind. As you saw with jojo's video, regardless of the negative affect it might have on my channel.

>>112854

If you want to lose weight fast, just do my diet which is the diet of someone who is wheat and beans allergic. Stop eating bread, pasta pizza. If you want to go further you can stop eating rice.

>>112857

Yes and again, i'm "pretty" to your standard.I'm not "pretty" in Korea.


 No.112860

>>112857

Stop telling someone they are wrong when you dont know


 No.112861

>>112857

Beside as I said, "pretty" doesn't matter in the long run. I'm someone with a pretty broken personality. I'm too much to handle for most people. And it's my own fault. What I try to do is to better my personality. Because, that, I have control of.


 No.112863

>>112861

>I'm too much to handle for most people

In what sense? are you clingy or something like that?


 No.112864

>>112859

Stop eating bread, pasta pizza. If you want to go further you can stop eating rice"

Ok thanks. actually i eat too much bread, i like it, maybe eating is for calming myself. rice is said to be very healthy…


 No.112865

fresh bread

>>112862


 No.112869

>>112864

rice is a filler. Eat a little bit, it's nice and brown rice only. Stop bread and don't drink beer.


 No.112871

>>112848

I already do

>>112849

I get that but due to how picky women are we don't have much of a choice. If all average men had high standards we would never get laid.


 No.112872

>>112871

>I already do

Then youre fucked!


 No.112873

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

If you're REAAAAAALLY Elise then what song plays in the first minute and a half of your most recent video that wasn't referenced in the description?


 No.112875

>>112863

I'm not clingy. I was assaulted twice and it broke me and it makes me very upset and I have "bad days" and it's something that I have to overcome and that is really hard for other people to deal with.


 No.112876

>>112873

cowboy bebop ost


 No.112877

>>112869

no bread beer pasta pizza white rice means the end of life… but i try, i must lose weight. absolutely must.


 No.112879

>>112877

It's not the end of life I promise! I'm french so ofc I love baguette! But I stopped! I replaced it slowly with rice cakes. It's okay! Just eat heaps of meet and vegies!


 No.112880

>>112875

>I was assaulted twice

Oh holy shit, as in sexually assaulted?, sorry to hear that…


 No.112881

>>112872

I know, well I have started to eat less so maybe I can at least lean out. That's my only hope


 No.112882

>>112875

You need a nice dungeon dweller who'll wash and worship your feet daily


 No.112883

>>112880

Yes. It's okay. I didn't become a "man hater" or anything. As I said, some people do bad things regardless of their gender, and today I just feel sad for them and hope they overcome their own issues.

I hope that other people could see things like I do. I made that video and people told me I knew nothing about assault. And I don't even want to say I do, bc I shouldn't have to.


 No.112884

>>112879

baguette, yes, we also have something like that.

you are so nice:)


 No.112885

>>112882

With alot of hard work, determination, autism, and pampering, we could make her feet soft again.


 No.112886

>>112882

Hhaha no. I don't feel like anyone "need" someone. Happiness comes from within. If you date someone to fill a void it will only fail. Once you are happy with who you are, you'll be able to form successful relationships.

I don't need a man, and you boys don't need a girl. Wanting and needing are different.


 No.112888

>>112886

I don't even want a girl so there's that.


 No.112889

>>112883

>and today I just feel sad for them and hope they overcome their own issues.

They only deserve to get shot tbh

Somebody also tried assaulting my sister once, I wish I was there but I wasn't, thakfully it turned out ok because police were there and were quickly alerted, can't imagine how terrible shit like that must feel


 No.112890

>>112883

you shouldn't feel bad for them.


 No.112891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>112875

>I was assaulted twice

Wtf man, now I feel bad about all the sexual innuendo.


 No.112892

>>112889

yes, we, men, must control ourselves, sexual assaults are horrible, no excuse for them


 No.112893

I have to go !! But it was nice talking to you and please stop going crazy when I don't speak, I have a busy life and I do take time rn to be speaking to you when I should have been with my friends 40m ago.

I really value every single person and feelings so don't disminish yourself or think that I don't post because I don't care okay ?

>>112889

It's terrible, and these people don't deserve to be shot, they deserved to be helped and society needs to be protected from them - doesn't mean they need to die ! Being someone who was assaulted, I can tell you that I do not wish death upon these people. I only wish awareness.

So good night guys and lmk what you thought of my "creepy story" :) it took a lot of editing ahah i edit on my phone on some free chinese app lol

good night sweet dreams !


 No.112895

>>112893

Talk to ya later Elise, good night


 No.112898

Wtf I love Elise now


 No.112900

>>112888

haha fag


 No.112901

File: 96c5e707f69e524⋯.png (961.28 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, N7vVzus.png)

I want to give Elise a kiss!


 No.112902

>>112900

I yearn for Pajeet's exotic meat


 No.112905

File: f1e51336cba28c1⋯.png (703.2 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1524510841732.png)


 No.112907

File: 5dbcff9baafc334⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 350x295, 70:59, otCqNNS.gif)

>>112893

Have a wonderful evening, Elise. Till next time.


 No.112909

>>112893

cya elise enjoy your night out :)


 No.112915

>>112881

Happy to see another mans spirit around here sup dude


 No.112987

>>112907

stop replying to larpers. It's cringy




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