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File: a4500e9a924c719⋯.png (4.45 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, EliseASMR Channel Art.png)

 No.114007

Let's start the new thread with the new channel art I made for Elise.

Saw her channel art and thought it might need some help. If you see this, Elise, check it out. And if you like it, feel free to use it.

Download the file through the link below, the image would have a better quality that way as opposed to downloading it from here. I adjusted everything, so just select the file on the YouTube interface and it should be good. Oh, by the way, don't tick the 'Auto-Enhance' option on the upload screen, it'll mess up the color balance.

If you did it right, the channel art should look the other pic related.

If you or any anons have any suggestions, hit my up, fam.

https: //files.fm/u/kk3hchsj

 No.114008

File: 22366e3e90ad950⋯.jpg (231.53 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, Elise book.jpg)

here is my contribution for new channel art


 No.114013

>>114007

Good job, Elise fag. But it would interesting to see if Elise will use it or your effort will go in vain.


 No.114014

>tfw elise will never sit on your face


 No.114016

File: 96072a2845c3668⋯.jpg (452.49 KB, 1349x568, 19:8, Preview.jpg)

>>114007

>>114013

Let's hope she's pleased with our gift. If done right, it should look like the pic related btw.


 No.114017

>>114007

why those bright colors? why didnt you stick to the night theme? just curious


 No.114018

>>114016

>>114007

Should've have been a forest ablazed with napalm tbh.

Nam motherfucker.


 No.114019

File: d1e706ba3c6cda7⋯.jpg (102.44 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, Photoshop2.jpg)


 No.114020

>>114007

That's some dedication to your waifu right there


 No.114021

>>114014

>you'll never tie up both her hands onto the bedpost to tickle and tease her armpits while she laughs, giggles and throw cusses at you in french


 No.114023

>>114021

good idea for a video


 No.114024

>you'll never dig huge vietcong tunnel sytems with Elise during the vietnam war


 No.114025


 No.114026

>>114017

Not because of a particular reason actually. Just started working off of a template I previously experimented with, and went back and worth seeing what worked and what colors and styles complemented each other.

>>114020

Just a gift of friendship for coming here, that's all.


 No.114027

>>114019

Can you shoop the cover of the book "tunnels of cu chi" pls


 No.114028

>>114016

how does it look on the mobile app?


 No.114031

>>114027

You're better off asking someone else lad, I suck at it

Also "tunnels of cu chi" sounds pretty funny if ya catch my drift


 No.114033

Elise do a sassy vietcong girl rp complete with the kund of hats vietnamese farmrrs wears (that conical ones) kek


 No.114034

>>114007

doubt she gonna use such a colorful and bright pic for her channel art.


 No.114035

>>114031

I'd napalm her cu chi if ya catch my drift


 No.114036

File: 435b55c1605a0ad⋯.jpg (23.85 KB, 570x533, 570:533, a2890f889fd58ae4a58a2e0bc8….jpg)

>>114007

>>114016

That's really nice, OP. I like the colors actually. It has a cozy feel to it. I'd like to be in that farm house, with Elise barefoot and pregnant with my 75% white baby, cooking breakfast for me. :D


 No.114037

>>114033

*complete with the kind of hats vietnamese farmers wears


 No.114038

>>114033

Vietnamese nail salon roleplay?


 No.114039

>>114036

Aw, how sweet, Elise fag.


 No.114040

>>114038

That would do too, but I mean literal vietcong guerilla girl roleplay

Would be funny


 No.114044

I NEED more Elise feet wins


 No.114045

>>114044

Footfags: 0

Armpitfags: 1


 No.114050

>>114026

aw you sound chill anon


 No.114052

>>114019

No he can't because he's too retarded for that.

If you have PS I can send you the template and you can insert whatever pic you want.


 No.114055

>>114052

Sure you didn't mean to reply to >>114027 big boy? talk about being retarded


 No.114056

>>114055

we both are retarded then


 No.114079

No white knights allowed itt


 No.114086

File: 6f493d29a598013⋯.jpg (635.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Elise GDP.jpg)

Artwork for Elise's Jewtube banner.


 No.114088

File: 4876ef2baabc263⋯.jpg (16.7 KB, 209x299, 209:299, 3lise.jpg)

>>114086

Elise deepfakes when?


 No.114109

No bitter incels allowed either


 No.114124

>>114007

Hey looks good ! Did you actually draw the whole pic or did you add "Elise asmr" on ?

Also I'm not a fan of the colors blue and red so could you change it and make it like more dark like purple and dark or something - a little bit less Zelda themed if ya know what I mean ?


 No.114125

>>114007

Like the same pic but more automn themed like less bright and more gloomy or something like that


 No.114131

>>114124

>>114125

Elise, that anon has put in so much effort and instead of appreciating you're finding fault in it. How lame.


 No.114134

File: 5d003db30652ae4⋯.jpg (4.42 KB, 416x121, 416:121, Kojima perv.jpg)

>>114086

Not these stupid shoops again lewd shopperfag

Kys


 No.114135

>>114131

I'm not "finding fault in it" I'm just suggesting what I would like better - he did say I could give him my suggestions. That doesn't mean his work was not good enough in anyway it's just a matter of personal tastes. Besides it's not like I asked for any of this it's like saying if someone takes time sending you a message then you're obliged to answer. You're not. And I could have as well ignored it and stop posting here given the horrid things anons keep posting. I'm sure he/she won't find any offense in my comment. Besides it's a change of color it's not like I asked him to draw a complete different thing.


 No.114137

>>114135

>horrid things anons keep posting

What horrid things tbh? Example? :(


 No.114139

>>114135

Hey Elise tell us about how you got raped twice.


 No.114140

>>114139

Faggot, please stop. She is a nice girl.


 No.114141

>>114137

How about this :

"Hey Elise tell us about how you got raped twice"

Or the pictures of me you put on other girls bodies ?

Anyway I said what I had to say so I'll leave you to your shitposting


 No.114142

>>114124

>>114125

>>114135

Thanks. I don't draw, I just gather images and combine, adjust and modify to create something hybrid. Also thank you and some other anons for suggestions. I'll adjust the image accordingly and ready a final image.

>>114131

No worries, anon. We're just conversing to better the image. That's how the optimal art is created, by brainstorming.


 No.114143

>>114141

Alright, but not all of the anons here are like that, and I agree that the pathetic lewd shooperfag should hang himself.

I dunno, I just wanna say don't let the few autistic fags ruin your perception about all of us.

Also pls do at least 1 of the rp suggested here. :D


 No.114144

>>114135

Do you consider the armpitfags as one of the horrid anons? :(


 No.114145

File: fb27bbf9485a8ab⋯.jpg (40.2 KB, 500x581, 500:581, 53b28592d6d7210cbbe939ed2b….jpg)

*sniff sniff sniff*

I smell kimchi and baguettes! Is Elise here?


 No.114148

>>114145

Lmao. You're one funny faggot.


 No.114150

File: 72589b8a15c8b79⋯.jpg (144.06 KB, 1440x809, 1440:809, dark.jpg)


 No.114151

>>114140

Are you saying nice girls don't get raped? I agree. As the saying goes, "Rape me once, shame on you; rape me twice, shame on me."


 No.114152

>>114150

Add napalm


 No.114154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.114155

File: decd68b143b80e3⋯.png (36.35 KB, 1816x164, 454:41, Screen Shot 2018-05-17 at ….png)

>>114142

>tfw no artistic skills to offer Elise

A bit jealous, but great work anon.

E-Elise if you need help with a maths problem or help designing an engineering process let me know h-haha

>>114141

Elise, Do you have any idea what happened to your newest video? It instantly got disliked bombed.

I-I liked it


 No.114156

File: dc73f33ddc3f025⋯.mp4 (2.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, El2.mp4)

tại sao bạn lại là một người trêu chọc,

cục cưng?


 No.114157

>>114155

Yeah, it's because of the Jojo's video, every video I've uploaded ever since got 100 + dislikes.

>>114150

Cool ! Should I download it from this link?


 No.114158

>>114157

Is your new video really new or was it just one of the vids you filmed last year?


 No.114159

>>114150

That's not me, though. This is just the brightness brought down

>>114157

No, I'm the original poster, I'll do one better.


 No.114160

>>114159

It's okay I can do it! You've done lots already !

>>114158

Can you guess?


 No.114161

>>114159

Yeah. I'm a different anon who made >>114150 this. Just trying to go the direction that I thought you wanted. I used some color swaps, darkening, and vignette effect around the edges. The OP anon can take my autistic input and fine tune it to something like what you want. This is how the hivemind works. :D


 No.114162

>>114160

<Can you guess?

I can't really tell. It's the same length as the two previous vids, the difference is just the bangs and it was tied at the back.

So I'm thinking you got your hair cut.

So recent then?


 No.114163

>>114160

If this is too personal, I'll happily accept a fuck off kek. But I like your music taste, do you have a public spotify playlist?


 No.114164

>>114161

I appreciate that, fellow anon. But without the .psd project file, any modification will be on the .png image itself and because of that the quality will be bad as apparent by the obvious pixelation on the image. On top of that, the size should be 2560x1440, or else the dimension will be incorrect on YouTube.

Definitely appreciate the help though.


 No.114165

>>114161

>This is how the hivemind works

You mean the cuckmind


 No.114166

>>114161

Both are cool ! I think I'm gonna do post it black and white. Team effort !


 No.114167

>>114163

I don't have spotify.


 No.114168

File: a3d42f251ba157f⋯.jpg (35.12 KB, 640x360, 16:9, nvOX5fAfiNL9suYqv5d4mogwv3….jpg)

>>114165

That too.


 No.114169

>>114164

It says the image is too small to fit the banner


 No.114170

>>114167

if you ever decide to make a public playlist, it'll be pretty cool.


 No.114171

>>114169

You'll have to wait for the original OP anon to get the image for you. My >>114150 is low res and won't work. It was just made to give the OP an idea on which direction to take his first image.


 No.114172

>>114157

Yeah, it's because of the Jojo's video, every video I've uploaded ever since got 100 + dislikes."

giving an opinion on any controversial matter has its price:)


 No.114174

File: 33cac5bb6899fbe⋯.png (2.87 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, NEW Elise ASMR Channel Art.png)

>>114169

Alright, here we are.

Following the suggestions of anons and Elise, I've updated the image. Check it out.

As always, everything is adjusted, just download the image through the link and make sure to not tick the 'auto-enhance' button on YouTube.

Further suggestions are welcomed.

https://files.fm/f/an4bc3pp


 No.114176

File: 642f3288f91076b⋯.jpg (336.55 KB, 1349x579, 1349:579, prev.jpg)

>>114174

It should look like this if done right btw.


 No.114177

>>114174

that purple text color conflicts with the background and that moon looks pretty shit. and why are the mountains green?


 No.114178

>>114176

Woaaa that's really cool thank you so much !!!


 No.114180

How much money would you guys pay to suck Elise's toes?


 No.114184

File: c0cecdb204cc2f5⋯.png (2.93 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, NEW Elise ASMR Channel Art….png)

>>114178

Glad you like it. Hopefully, this will increase the profile of your channel and make it more attractive to newcomers.

Also, I made a modification to the moon. I noticed after finishing the image that the moon was missing its texture, so I added it. If you like the newer version, you can update the channel art.

https://files.fm/f/78ftv5et

Let me take this opportunity to clear something up, Elise. Despite what the outside world says we're not savages and losers. Among us are very clever and creative people. It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.


 No.114186

File: 4e23e58906b270e⋯.jpg (59.15 KB, 487x627, 487:627, happy_hitler.jpg)

>>114184

>It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.


 No.114187

>>114184

>Despite what the outside world says we're not savages and losers. Among us are very clever and creative people. It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.

Cringe


 No.114189

File: 0ec340449e822c1⋯.gif (17.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0ec340449e822c1196137b4026….gif)

>>114184

>It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.

EBIN :DD


 No.114192

>>114186

>>114187

>>114189

lel, I'm serious though. Sure we have dimshits in our midst. Footfags, armpitfags, animefags, furfags, and all kinds of vile faggotry is present here but we also have very intelligent, talented people.

It's like the two opposite extremes of a spectrum. Normies are mediocre, occupying the middle area of the humanity spectrum. Us, on the other other hand, are extreme. Our dumb is really fucking autistic; and our intelligent is really fucking enlightened. Don't even deny now.


 No.114193

File: 3592f7f317bd18f⋯.jpg (28.92 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1360117.jpg)

File: 01ab3c2238640b9⋯.jpg (38.48 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 5860a78c.jpg)

>>114184

>Despite what the outside world says we're not savages and losers. Among us are very clever and creative people. It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.

What a fucking faggot, holy shit. I'm just a bitter NEET doomed to perpetual failure and alcoholism lashing out against the world, because instead of getting gassed at birth like the genetic trash i am, i'm forced to live this worthless life.


 No.114196

Who's going to be the first to make a cumtribute and post itt


 No.114198

>>114196

kek, please no


 No.114199

>>114196

Get aids


 No.114201

>>114180

What if it was just for fun


 No.114202

>>114184

Thank you that's so kind ! I love what you did ! Too bad you're anon or I'd have credited you ! And if more of views are artists as well don't hesitate to show me your work (it doesn't have to be about me of course) - I really appreciate art !

And nah I don't think anyone is a bad person I just said that some people posted horrid things. And there's no way for me to know who is who because you're all anons so for all I know someone being nice to me can also be the person shitposting. Anyway thanks again ! I don't care too much for my channel growing or anything but I really wanted to create a community of educated people on my channel - it didn't matter how small it was. But unfortunately by posting the Jojos vid I burst that bubble and attracted other kinds of people. But that's okay ! As I said before it's personal beliefs and dislikes vs. likes. I don't regret anything. At least I'm brave and I show my face when I voice my opinion. Other people are behind their screens hiding and it's much easier for them to be mean. It's like here. Since everyone is anon it's easy for everyone to behave in stupid ways without suffering the consequences.


 No.114204

>>114202

Educational asmr is the best asmr honestly


 No.114205

>>114204

yes, both content and language—if someone is currently learning the given language, it can be very useful.


 No.114208

>>114202

> I'm brave

Humble, too


 No.114211

>>114205

It makes it more interesting, asmr can get pretty generic but it's a lot better if the person speaking is actually saying interesting to listen to, I suppose it's because I always liked learning/having things explained to me or whatever.


 No.114212

File: ea153b1ba542f36⋯.png (699.54 KB, 1237x787, 1237:787, Untitled.png)

>>114202

mfw Elise uploaded anons work. Honestly, I thought people are role playing as you since you uploaded that pic.

How many people do you know that lurk here? I think this board has gotten a lot busier in the recent months

>>114208

She is somewhat brave I guess, I defintiely wouldn't reveal myself here.


 No.114213

>>114208

>6 am

>anon swigs coffee

>already taking swings


 No.114214

>>114205

How's the Yuno RP going along?


 No.114216

>>114205

>learning the given language

main reason I watch asmr nowadays. Make a french lesson asmr.


 No.114217

I just want qt Elise to sing me to sleep


 No.114219

>>114217

good idea


 No.114220

>>114217

I'd be okay with some Vietnamese / Korean / French lullabies


 No.114223

File: 94bddc8c43b299f⋯.jpg (34.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.114234

>>114212

I'm the other anon from last night. Your revised version looks brilliant, OP, and Elise used it too! Congratulations. I'm glad it all worked out. The new channel art looks awesome. I really like it.


 No.114235

>>114217

Elise "singing/whispering you to sleep" when?

That's a good asmr vid. Whisper close to the mic, with side pov cam and pls wear a slip dress Elise.


 No.114239

File: 5e2ae8adf898be4⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, c0cecdb204cc2f5da38d6ef69a….jpg)

the best one so far


 No.114240

File: 92c5f9d0a7b9bd6⋯.jpg (151.88 KB, 1185x707, 1185:707, deadamericansoldier5 .jpg)

>>114239

>*Wins the war*

>Ooops, nothing personal, whitu piggu


 No.114241

>>114240

cuck, you are annoying


 No.114242

File: 3c7639f37ed1045⋯.jpg (97.62 KB, 1462x2046, 731:1023, Brainlet2.jpg)

>>114241

>It's only ok when the banter is directed towards others!

Boo hoo faggot, tough shit


 No.114246

>>114242

nah, you're just plain dumb


 No.114251

File: b49508f9eb07436⋯.png (53.81 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Amerimutt3.png)

>>114246

>STOP DISRESPECTING THE TROOPS!!


 No.114253

>>114251

Your pics


 No.114254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>114253

Shouldn't you be killing arab children for your kike overlords, amerimutt? Those poppyfields don't defend themselves, and shlomo won't be spillin' his chosen blood when there are plenty of American goyim.


 No.114257

>>114251

>Amerimutt3

Pls post Amerimutt2.png


 No.114258

File: 204ab0a57f5e792⋯.jpg (79.19 KB, 1099x605, 1099:605, amerimutt2.jpg)

>>114257

Sure thing


 No.114260

File: 6586dbb75fc8f00⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 442.56 KB, 900x900, 1:1, awoomutt.png)

>>114258

thank you friendo


 No.114262

>>114254

Look at you!


 No.114283

Damn you americans realy gotta shit up the Elise threads


 No.114287

I'm willing to pay Elise money to see the soles of her feet


 No.114289

>>114283

Americans shit up everything, but let's be honest, the jews made them do it. I mean, for fucks sake, how many Palestinians and Muslims do we have to fuck up for the sake of Israel before the rest of the world gets wise to the JQ and finally name the jew?


 No.114341

File: fb6da8f2ea86ce6⋯.jpg (106.88 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Elise.jpg)

DAE wanna kiss, smell and caress Elise's neck and shoulders tbh?

Also source and more? I don't see this on her instagram


 No.114343

>>114341

she first posted that pic here to prove it was her, its her profile pic on Kakao w/e that is, probably a gook website/app


 No.114344

File: 7493d2d2ba3d0bf⋯.gif (471.1 KB, 188x174, 94:87, a39f69d4f10fe4ec3476535989….gif)

>>114341

Wew. Elise looks super sexy in this pic. I mean that as a compliment, Elise, so don't take it the wrong way. I wish someone would tell me that I look sexy. :(


 No.114345

>>114344

how would she not take that as a compliment?


 No.114347

File: 10f438f1e9f4ce2⋯.jpg (37.87 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 35037_569631173053983_1491….jpg)

>>114145

And napalm….


 No.114348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH ELISE

wtf I love Professor Layton now!


 No.114349

File: 21c7d1772efea78⋯.jpg (25.15 KB, 700x394, 350:197, Hellsing_ultimate_ova_3_bi….jpg)

>>114202

>implying making JewTube ASMR is brave

Fuck off. Millions of people make JewTube videos. You're not brave.

>consequences

>implying infinitychan answers to anyone

Post last edited at

 No.114350

>>114349

Yes it's brave to voice opinions with your face shown and your name.

Yes it's cowardly to say "fuck off" as anon. Soz ~


 No.114351

Hey Elise, what's your thoughts on Erin? Do you think she is the most talented asmrtist right now?


 No.114352

File: ffe6e51e7d87e21⋯.jpg (414.16 KB, 1508x892, 377:223, ffe6e51e7d87e21fa34a438222….jpg)

>>114347

>>114349

Why so rude, Goebbels-sama? Show me on the doll where Elise hurt you.


 No.114353

>>114351

I don't think there's a "most talented asmrtist", everyone is different and everyone has different tastes.


 No.114354

>>114352

The boy is triggered


 No.114355

>>114351

D-do an Amelie rp Elise… ;_;


 No.114356

>>114341

Wtf how tall is she


 No.114357

>>114356

Maybe 5' 6"


 No.114358

>>114353

You're always being diplomatic. Smh


 No.114360

File: b4389167a5971fb⋯.jpg (35.84 KB, 480x446, 240:223, CoffeeArmy.jpg)

I want to give Elise a kiss!


 No.114369

File: 57030d2aaf763b4⋯.jpg (24.57 KB, 489x499, 489:499, 469.jpg)

>>114348

>mfw I got all the questions right

Who else /smartboy/ here?


 No.114371

>>114350

Her voice is sexy.

i would say that even with my face shown:)


 No.114373

Elise, do you have any idea what made Erin's channel blow up so fast? She doesn't make sexual videos at all, infact she hasn't made a single video targeted to male audience(all female asmrtist generally makes videos targeted to male audience to become successful quickly)

And despite that most of her roleplay videos has over million views. Which is unbelievable.


 No.114375

>>114373

Probably an erin thread somewhere you could ask


 No.114377

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>114373

she already had a successful makeup channel on Youtube, so it was pretty easy for her to jump into ASMR, makeup tutorials and asmr go hand in hand - https://www.youtube.com/user/freshblush/

>And despite that most of her roleplay videos has over million views. Which is unbelievable.

you sure? only 11 out of her 49 videos have over a million videos, not all 49 are roleplays but most are

but still her videos are very high quality, no surprise they get a ton of views


 No.114379

Elise, what's your favorite video you've made?


 No.114382

>>114254

Who are you calling amerimutt you Nonmoonlander?


 No.114383

>>114373

She doesn't make sexy videos because Erin is a western woman. Western women do nothing for a man's pleasure. She wouldn't give you the satisfaction of being sexy and you guys are so thoroughly cucked you think this is a good thing.


 No.114384

>>114383

Western women do nothing for a man's pleasure"

no surprise that they are less and less attractive and interesting.


 No.114385

>>114383

Lol you are pathetic dude

Cry in pelageas thread

Cry here

Cry on the board

Just cry and never do anything yourself

It royally irks me!


 No.114386

>>114385

who are you??


 No.114390

>>114383

didn't expect you'd say such a thing for Erin, Elise. You seem so jealous of her.


 No.114391


 No.114404

>>114390

… Dude. Erin is my friend. We even collabed.


 No.114409

>>114404

Lol he was just joking


 No.114410

>>114404

she hates men


 No.114414

>>114404

Elise, just collaborating doesn't make you a friend of her. Do you guys talk on phone or social media?

>>114409

you got that right. haha


 No.114416

God Elise is so fucking sexy


 No.114418

>>114341

Her breasts is so tempting in this photo.

Tfw you'll never feel up her soft chest long time while wearing that sexy dress.


 No.114428

>>114344

I think you're sexy anon ;)


 No.114445

I always thought Elise and Angelica were lesbian and had a long distance relationship


 No.114447

>>114445

Lesbians don't exist bro. They are a meme


 No.114455

>>114383

Elaborate more on this. What exactly do you mean?


 No.114457

>>114445

Imagine the both naked in bed, sweaty and making out. Sucking each other's breasts. Fug.

They both got nice bodies. It'll be hot.


 No.114458

>>114457

*imagine them


 No.114460

>>114457

I picture them both masturbating side by side while talking about romantic chads that read books


 No.114467

File: 63db916a2d5420d⋯.jpg (21.36 KB, 384x384, 1:1, allofthis.jpg)


 No.114471

>>114460

and i think this is more or less accurate. but in reality they would find romantic book-reading guys boring


 No.114473

File: b2e6fdf13e2f425⋯.png (65.88 KB, 500x303, 500:303, source.png)

>>114471

>but in reality they would find romantic book-reading guys boring


 No.114479

>>114473

"i like romantic, intelligent guys, face, body etc are not important" say a lot of girl

the only thing to do is to look at their boyfriends. usually tall, good-looking guys, or at least in the same league as the girls.

relatively pretty girls with small guys with below-average face, extremely rare


 No.114480

>>114473

and seemingly hyper girls like angie and elise, together with lazy, slow, romantic guys. very unlikely.


 No.114482

>>114479

>>114480

Well it's reasonable that attractive people prefer attractive people, but that only means just that

>together with lazy…

Nobody said anything about lazy though

Maybe I'm not as cynical as I should be


 No.114486

>>114482

no problem but they shouldn't lie about the importance of outward appearance.

by lazy, i simply mean "not hyper", a bit less active than average people. somebody who likes to be at home, sitting, reading, surfing the net, daydreaming, etc.


 No.114527

File: 740cf06c4ec4876⋯.mp4 (896.52 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 18189282_1402090259830439_….mp4)

>you'll never make love to this little vietcong cutie

that shoulder and armpits are so kissable, tbqh. Hnnnnggg


 No.114530

>>114527

this is cute


 No.114533

>>114460

They 100% have masturbated while Skyping at least once


 No.114536

>>114527

how old are you


 No.114538

>>114536

I'm 12 and what is this?


 No.114545

>>114536

i'm 23, male

U?


 No.114590

I want to eat Elise's pussy while she reads


 No.114591

File: 5ebd4d48b2918a1⋯.jpg (49.81 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 18189282_1402090259830439_….jpg)


 No.114609

>>114184

Nigger your kerning is atrocious.


 No.114610

>>114527

yeah I will…


 No.114617

is elise happy about people fantasizing about her body?


 No.114619

>>114617

if we were a bunch of hot dudes, probably. But we are a bunch of creeps that post anonymously on a Mongolian cartoon website about ASMR, so I don't think so


 No.114621

>>114617

If i was her, i'd take the lewd postings as a compliment.

It's nice to be desired you know. Not everyone gets that kind of attention.

>>114619

Hey I might be a creep, but I look decent enough imo, and not a fat neckbeard D:


 No.114622

>>114621

>Hey I might be a creep, but I look decent enough imo, and not a fat neckbeard D:

well same here, but that doesnt change the reputation anons as a whole have


 No.114623

Hey Elise, if you were a lesbian who would you choose as your date- Angelica or Erin?


 No.114624

>>114619

>>114621

but if you are good-looking, probably having a girlfriend, etc. then why are you here?:)

successful men probabldy do not fantasize about asmrtists' body…


 No.114625

>>114624

I'm a good good looking guy, but don't have the confidence to approach even the ugliest lookng girl. I'm introvert too.


 No.114626

>>114625

strange.


 No.114627

>>114621

you arent her youre like 50


 No.114628

>>114626

why is it strange? not everything is about looks


 No.114629

>>114628

how old are you


 No.114632

>>114629

20 something


 No.114633

>>114628

When it comes to women literally 100% of it is about looks. They're shallow people


 No.114634

>>114632

alright fine


 No.114635

>>114633

Your insight is treasure?


 No.114636

>>114633

Wrong. It's more about your bank balance and confidence.


 No.114637

>>114636

Wrong wrong. Its about your hard body and grit!


 No.114639

>>114636

for casual sex, looks is the most important. otherwise looks, money, style.


 No.114640

>>114639

What if a man obtains all of that and then is sour towards the dating dynamics. Im the same person I was before i had millions kind of thing


 No.114641

>>114624

Ofc i didn't mean to imply that i'm a chad-tier when i said i look decent enough.

My problem is more psychological and i've always been a shy goy when i was a kid. And have no self-confidence like most guys.

I actually have some few girls crushing on me back when I high school, i even have some sort of MU with a girl (puppy love) and we wrote each other cute letters everyday.

But all changed when i've gone to college for a short time, and i quit altogether and became a sort of recluse, and pulled out of society.

Think of Sato in Welcome to the NHK anime. That's exactly me, minus Misaki and his neighbor friend.

Something happened to me that i can't explain and I never recovered.

No I'm a fucking chan shitposter who waifu asmr girl(s).

I hope i die in my sleep soon.

inb4 blogpost. Well, Fuck you.


 No.114642

>>114641

*now I'm a fucking


 No.114645

>>114641

more or less the same here

but i have more and more anger toward women. i hate lots of them


 No.114646

>>114645

Funny because a lot of women hate NEETs who sit in their cave all day


 No.114647

>>114646

who cares what most women hate?


 No.114648

>>114647

Not you I take it


 No.114650

>>114645

well I don't blame women for my problems.

what became of me is of my own doing. i hate irl people in general though.

but where did the womem hurt you anon?

tell us the origin story of your hatred towards them.


 No.114651

>>114650

i hate lots of men as well. most young women are self-important idiot spoiled by stupid men. in asmr see e.g. hungry lips, a narcissistic little idiot with a large fan-base for showing her body while creating shit asmr


 No.114654

File: 39807adac1d6a10⋯.png (6.97 KB, 230x219, 230:219, tfwold.png)

>>114641

>tfw I'm shy but also ugly

At least you have something to go off anon


 No.114662

It's hard not to hate women. They're manipulative, shallow, opportunistic succubus who cling onto men for money, social status, pure carnal pleasure and or protection. None of them actually "love" another human being unless it crawls out of their pussy


 No.114669

>>114662

>none of them actually "love"

nah, they're just the BIGGER vocal majority. And the qualities that you mentioned are the most commercialised.

A better reason would be that women have MUCH higher societal privilege when compared to men. Today, female movements have nothing to do with equality and more about sticking it to the men and getting the upper hand.


 No.114679

>>114662

there are exceptions. maybe the lady of this thread is also an exception.


 No.114729

>>114669

That's very true. We need more men's rights activist to call women on their shit.

>>114679

I've never met an exception and I doubt she is. She's just more articulate than the others


 No.114760

>>114729

we don't know her and no matter how realistic or angry we are, still we should avoid extremities. not all women are bad


 No.114761

>>114591

Lets napalm her instead.


 No.114762

>>114662

Based anon.


 No.114763

>>114761

i would like to touch her body


 No.114764

File: e2b6f33e10e5e9d⋯.jpg (12.21 KB, 255x255, 1:1, e817d66472f6560c49ebc213c2….jpg)

>>114654

but decent looks isn't enough when the problem is deep inside , when you lost all hope and the desire to "live" like most fortunate people effortlessly do (I envy them), when feel you don't belong in this world at all and when you wish you weren't born.

Don't be sad. We're on the same boat familia.

Maybe we'll do better in the nextlife if it exists. Fug.


 No.114766

File: c19861dfcdd05df⋯.jpg (44.84 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 18189282_1402090259830439_….jpg)

>>114761

How can you do such a thing to this hapa cutiepie ?


 No.114767

>>114766

she may find the term "hapa" unacceptable.

not pc.


 No.114771

>>114767

I think I stated quite clearly on YouTube I didn't care about politically correct. Now the fact that I don't use these words doesn't mean I get offended, quite frankly I don't care.


 No.114772

>>114771

I've been monitoring these threads for a bit, what do you think about the anons here that are growing more obsessed with you?

It's gotten to the point where someone has now avatarfagged you


 No.114773

>>114772

what's avatarfagged?


 No.114774

>>114771

you cannot be elise, cutiepies have more cute style:)))


 No.114776

>>114774

really ? Guess what, I'm about to upload. Check if it's true.


 No.114777

>>114773

Someone who always posts images of a person/character with his posts


 No.114779

>>114776

i believe you. though i'm angry at a lot of women, not angry at you.

i don't exactly know the reason why, since i'm definitely not one of the obsessed anons…


 No.114780

>>114777

A specific person/character*


 No.114781

>>114777

Look, does it impact my life in any way? No. People are free to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't step on my freedom.

If that makes them happy, so be it ~


 No.114782

>>114781

Based Libertarian Elise


 No.114783

>>114782

It's like people don't get my point at all like, I always advocate for liberty, that was the point of my jojo's video. Like let people do their own thing. They want to photoshop me on porn actresses ? Sure, go ahead. That doesn't change my life in the slightest. They say they want to have sex with me? Yeah go ahead, it doesn't change my life either. Now, if these people were actually harrassing me or doing anything of the sort, I'd get mad, but internet banter doesn't fade me - nor does politically incorrect language. People have to stop getting offended over everything. I used to live in Germany and there's a messaging app there that's more popular than what'sapp etc; and they use hitler memes all the time. Like who cares.


 No.114784

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time to get a husband guys, it's not like we can pull girls anyway

Elise, is this a new one? I'm guessing it is because of the hair but idk


 No.114785

File: 5f421da7b137fbe⋯.jpg (55.51 KB, 800x562, 400:281, flat,800x800,070,f.u5.jpg)

>>114783

>I always advocate for liberty, that was the point of my jojo's video. Like let people do their own thing. They want to photoshop me on porn actresses ? Sure, go ahead. That doesn't change my life in the slightest. They say they want to have sex with me? Yeah go ahead, it doesn't change my life either. Now, if these people were actually harrassing me or doing anything of the sort, I'd get mad, but internet banter doesn't fade me - nor does politically incorrect language. People have to stop getting offended over everything

So you don't want to kill all footfags? Damn, what a shame


 No.114786

>>114783

there are words, sentences that can be harmful, of course, so i don't believe in limitless freedom of speech

but you are right, i'm also fed up with people always offended by something. the whole internet, media is full of them.

some really would like to regulate even people's thoughts.

idiotism.


 No.114787

>>114786

Of course there are words that can hurt people which is why I said in my video that people were allowed to call out the trolls. I'm just saying I'm not faded.

And yes it's a video I filmed this afternoon


 No.114788

>>114787

It's a shame that most normies don't think like that, they want their big brother government to monitor their lives because apparently their not mature enough to handle the internet, so everything that they dislike or makes them uncomfortable has to be removed, like if they were children


 No.114789

>>114788

My take on that is that internet is a place where everyone can say whatever they want. Obviously it's not the same in real life. People have to know that trolls will say whatever they want - but that also means they are free to call them out and respond whatever they want. Now there's no way to prevent anyone from saying stuff on the internet. In real life it's another matter. If someone insults me and harasses me everyday, I'm going to take legal measures. But people have to understand that the internet is not real life and that different rules apply.


 No.114790

>>114787

OK, you are a "cool girl";)

you have very pleasant voice, have you ever had any singing class, or have you participated in any choir or something like that?


 No.114791

>>114790

I never did but I come from a family of musicians so yeah I can sing


 No.114792

>>114788

>normies

please stop using that word unironically. those people that complain about every little thing are anything but normal


 No.114793

>>114792

Fair point


 No.114794

>>114791

so it's inherited:)

bad side-effect of asmr videos is getting used to soft/pleasant voices, and irl, people's voice, the way they speak are usually very different, often seem unpleasant.

just like my own voice, which is also unpleasant:(


 No.114795

>>114792

>people that complain about every little thing are anything but normal

To us, but nowadays it's the norm


 No.114796

>>114795

depends on the country as well.

in the US, maybe it's the norm.

eg. in eastern europe, less so.

etc. etc.


 No.114797

>>114794

>tfw my vocal chords got fucked up when I was little and now I have the voice of a homeless crack addict


 No.114798

>>114795

>it's the norm

Yeah. Everyone on social sites seems to running on a victimhood currency.


 No.114799

>>114783

>It's like people don't get my point at all like, I always advocate for liberty, that was the point of my jojo's video.

Unless their thing is commenting on whorish ASMR videos, in which case they are guilty of "online harassment".

>People have to stop getting offended over everything

LOL What a hypocrite. Do you even hear yourself?


 No.114800

>>114799

Hey father pedo? Watcha doin'?


 No.114801

File: 5aa767574b86329⋯.jpg (2.72 KB, 125x115, 25:23, hands.jpg)


 No.114802

>>114796

>in eastern europe, less so.

This, my girlfriend is russian and when she tells me that a company has fucked her over or something i.e. shit food from a big chain restaurant or boss actually insulting her

She just takes it on the chin, it's amazing. I tell her to say something but she says that she would just get laughed at.


 No.114803

Why did you change your youtube name to just Elise, Elise?


 No.114804

>>114802

yeah.

maybe eastern people are not so spoiled, they are used to less polished manners, etc.

which is not necessarily good, i myself don't like truly agressive, rude style, but what i can find on western sites, etc. are sometimes really scary…loud idiots getting offended by every minor thing. >>114802


 No.114805

>>114803

new name should be

queen elise, the fapa cutiepie

it may cause some small drama, in these days…how does she dare, jeez she is narcissistic, she uses fourchan-language, etc.:)


 No.114806

>>114805

hapa, not fapa, of course


 No.114807

>>114805

I like more Empress Elise - queen is thrown out there way too often.


 No.114809

File: cf1d1a008080fcb⋯.jpg (31.02 KB, 373x453, 373:453, pastels (2).jpg)

>>114803

She should change her channel name into "Vietcong Cutie" or "Napalm Cutie" , tbh (=^_^=)

Ahaha


 No.114810

>>114799

You triggered boi ?


 No.114811

>>114807

true

>>114809

even better


 No.114821

>>114784

>She knows Berserk

Nice.


 No.114822

>>114784

It's cute how white-presenting she tries to be for us


 No.114844

>>114800

Hearing confessions. You?


 No.114864

>>114822

Maybe she identifies more with the white half of her genes. She did grow up in France. She's also a lover of trad western culture and a friend of Angelica who is /asmr/'s "honorary white" Columborican Cutiepie who is also a lover of fine white art.


 No.114887

Elise definitely wishes she was white


 No.114898

>>114887

why would she? nothing special about being white nowadays. I'll take a cute mixed gf over a white one every day of the week


 No.115829

>>114254

What piece of shit country are YOU from?




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