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File: a4500e9a924c719⋯.png (4.45 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, EliseASMR Channel Art.png)


Let's start the new thread with the new channel art I made for Elise.

Saw her channel art and thought it might need some help. If you see this, Elise, check it out. And if you like it, feel free to use it.

Download the file through the link below, the image would have a better quality that way as opposed to downloading it from here. I adjusted everything, so just select the file on the YouTube interface and it should be good. Oh, by the way, don't tick the 'Auto-Enhance' option on the upload screen, it'll mess up the color balance.

If you did it right, the channel art should look the other pic related.

If you or any anons have any suggestions, hit my up, fam.

https: //files.fm/u/kk3hchsj


File: 22366e3e90ad950⋯.jpg (231.53 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, Elise book.jpg)

here is my contribution for new channel art



Good job, Elise fag. But it would interesting to see if Elise will use it or your effort will go in vain.


>tfw elise will never sit on your face


File: 96072a2845c3668⋯.jpg (452.49 KB, 1349x568, 19:8, Preview.jpg)



Let's hope she's pleased with our gift. If done right, it should look like the pic related btw.



why those bright colors? why didnt you stick to the night theme? just curious




Should've have been a forest ablazed with napalm tbh.

Nam motherfucker.


File: d1e706ba3c6cda7⋯.jpg (102.44 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, Photoshop2.jpg)



That's some dedication to your waifu right there



>you'll never tie up both her hands onto the bedpost to tickle and tease her armpits while she laughs, giggles and throw cusses at you in french



good idea for a video


>you'll never dig huge vietcong tunnel sytems with Elise during the vietnam war




Not because of a particular reason actually. Just started working off of a template I previously experimented with, and went back and worth seeing what worked and what colors and styles complemented each other.


Just a gift of friendship for coming here, that's all.



Can you shoop the cover of the book "tunnels of cu chi" pls



how does it look on the mobile app?



You're better off asking someone else lad, I suck at it

Also "tunnels of cu chi" sounds pretty funny if ya catch my drift


Elise do a sassy vietcong girl rp complete with the kund of hats vietnamese farmrrs wears (that conical ones) kek



doubt she gonna use such a colorful and bright pic for her channel art.



I'd napalm her cu chi if ya catch my drift


File: 435b55c1605a0ad⋯.jpg (23.85 KB, 570x533, 570:533, a2890f889fd58ae4a58a2e0bc8….jpg)



That's really nice, OP. I like the colors actually. It has a cozy feel to it. I'd like to be in that farm house, with Elise barefoot and pregnant with my 75% white baby, cooking breakfast for me. :D



*complete with the kind of hats vietnamese farmers wears



Vietnamese nail salon roleplay?



Aw, how sweet, Elise fag.



That would do too, but I mean literal vietcong guerilla girl roleplay

Would be funny


I NEED more Elise feet wins



Footfags: 0

Armpitfags: 1



aw you sound chill anon



No he can't because he's too retarded for that.

If you have PS I can send you the template and you can insert whatever pic you want.



Sure you didn't mean to reply to >>114027 big boy? talk about being retarded



we both are retarded then


No white knights allowed itt


File: 6f493d29a598013⋯.jpg (635.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Elise GDP.jpg)

Artwork for Elise's Jewtube banner.


File: 4876ef2baabc263⋯.jpg (16.7 KB, 209x299, 209:299, 3lise.jpg)


Elise deepfakes when?


No bitter incels allowed either



Hey looks good ! Did you actually draw the whole pic or did you add "Elise asmr" on ?

Also I'm not a fan of the colors blue and red so could you change it and make it like more dark like purple and dark or something - a little bit less Zelda themed if ya know what I mean ?



Like the same pic but more automn themed like less bright and more gloomy or something like that




Elise, that anon has put in so much effort and instead of appreciating you're finding fault in it. How lame.


File: 5d003db30652ae4⋯.jpg (4.42 KB, 416x121, 416:121, Kojima perv.jpg)


Not these stupid shoops again lewd shopperfag




I'm not "finding fault in it" I'm just suggesting what I would like better - he did say I could give him my suggestions. That doesn't mean his work was not good enough in anyway it's just a matter of personal tastes. Besides it's not like I asked for any of this it's like saying if someone takes time sending you a message then you're obliged to answer. You're not. And I could have as well ignored it and stop posting here given the horrid things anons keep posting. I'm sure he/she won't find any offense in my comment. Besides it's a change of color it's not like I asked him to draw a complete different thing.



>horrid things anons keep posting

What horrid things tbh? Example? :(



Hey Elise tell us about how you got raped twice.



Faggot, please stop. She is a nice girl.



How about this :

"Hey Elise tell us about how you got raped twice"

Or the pictures of me you put on other girls bodies ?

Anyway I said what I had to say so I'll leave you to your shitposting





Thanks. I don't draw, I just gather images and combine, adjust and modify to create something hybrid. Also thank you and some other anons for suggestions. I'll adjust the image accordingly and ready a final image.


No worries, anon. We're just conversing to better the image. That's how the optimal art is created, by brainstorming.



Alright, but not all of the anons here are like that, and I agree that the pathetic lewd shooperfag should hang himself.

I dunno, I just wanna say don't let the few autistic fags ruin your perception about all of us.

Also pls do at least 1 of the rp suggested here. :D



Do you consider the armpitfags as one of the horrid anons? :(


File: fb27bbf9485a8ab⋯.jpg (40.2 KB, 500x581, 500:581, 53b28592d6d7210cbbe939ed2b….jpg)

*sniff sniff sniff*

I smell kimchi and baguettes! Is Elise here?



Lmao. You're one funny faggot.


File: 72589b8a15c8b79⋯.jpg (144.06 KB, 1440x809, 1440:809, dark.jpg)



Are you saying nice girls don't get raped? I agree. As the saying goes, "Rape me once, shame on you; rape me twice, shame on me."



Add napalm


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


File: decd68b143b80e3⋯.png (36.35 KB, 1816x164, 454:41, Screen Shot 2018-05-17 at ….png)


>tfw no artistic skills to offer Elise

A bit jealous, but great work anon.

E-Elise if you need help with a maths problem or help designing an engineering process let me know h-haha


Elise, Do you have any idea what happened to your newest video? It instantly got disliked bombed.

I-I liked it


File: dc73f33ddc3f025⋯.mp4 (2.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, El2.mp4)

tại sao bạn lại là một người trêu chọc,

cục cưng?



Yeah, it's because of the Jojo's video, every video I've uploaded ever since got 100 + dislikes.


Cool ! Should I download it from this link?



Is your new video really new or was it just one of the vids you filmed last year?



That's not me, though. This is just the brightness brought down


No, I'm the original poster, I'll do one better.



It's okay I can do it! You've done lots already !


Can you guess?



Yeah. I'm a different anon who made >>114150 this. Just trying to go the direction that I thought you wanted. I used some color swaps, darkening, and vignette effect around the edges. The OP anon can take my autistic input and fine tune it to something like what you want. This is how the hivemind works. :D



<Can you guess?

I can't really tell. It's the same length as the two previous vids, the difference is just the bangs and it was tied at the back.

So I'm thinking you got your hair cut.

So recent then?



If this is too personal, I'll happily accept a fuck off kek. But I like your music taste, do you have a public spotify playlist?



I appreciate that, fellow anon. But without the .psd project file, any modification will be on the .png image itself and because of that the quality will be bad as apparent by the obvious pixelation on the image. On top of that, the size should be 2560x1440, or else the dimension will be incorrect on YouTube.

Definitely appreciate the help though.



>This is how the hivemind works

You mean the cuckmind



Both are cool ! I think I'm gonna do post it black and white. Team effort !



I don't have spotify.


File: a3d42f251ba157f⋯.jpg (35.12 KB, 640x360, 16:9, nvOX5fAfiNL9suYqv5d4mogwv3….jpg)


That too.



It says the image is too small to fit the banner



if you ever decide to make a public playlist, it'll be pretty cool.



You'll have to wait for the original OP anon to get the image for you. My >>114150 is low res and won't work. It was just made to give the OP an idea on which direction to take his first image.



Yeah, it's because of the Jojo's video, every video I've uploaded ever since got 100 + dislikes."

giving an opinion on any controversial matter has its price:)


File: 33cac5bb6899fbe⋯.png (2.87 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, NEW Elise ASMR Channel Art.png)


Alright, here we are.

Following the suggestions of anons and Elise, I've updated the image. Check it out.

As always, everything is adjusted, just download the image through the link and make sure to not tick the 'auto-enhance' button on YouTube.

Further suggestions are welcomed.



File: 642f3288f91076b⋯.jpg (336.55 KB, 1349x579, 1349:579, prev.jpg)


It should look like this if done right btw.



that purple text color conflicts with the background and that moon looks pretty shit. and why are the mountains green?



Woaaa that's really cool thank you so much !!!


How much money would you guys pay to suck Elise's toes?


File: c0cecdb204cc2f5⋯.png (2.93 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, NEW Elise ASMR Channel Art….png)


Glad you like it. Hopefully, this will increase the profile of your channel and make it more attractive to newcomers.

Also, I made a modification to the moon. I noticed after finishing the image that the moon was missing its texture, so I added it. If you like the newer version, you can update the channel art.


Let me take this opportunity to clear something up, Elise. Despite what the outside world says we're not savages and losers. Among us are very clever and creative people. It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.


File: 4e23e58906b270e⋯.jpg (59.15 KB, 487x627, 487:627, happy_hitler.jpg)


>It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.



>Despite what the outside world says we're not savages and losers. Among us are very clever and creative people. It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.



File: 0ec340449e822c1⋯.gif (17.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0ec340449e822c1196137b4026….gif)


>It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.






lel, I'm serious though. Sure we have dimshits in our midst. Footfags, armpitfags, animefags, furfags, and all kinds of vile faggotry is present here but we also have very intelligent, talented people.

It's like the two opposite extremes of a spectrum. Normies are mediocre, occupying the middle area of the humanity spectrum. Us, on the other other hand, are extreme. Our dumb is really fucking autistic; and our intelligent is really fucking enlightened. Don't even deny now.


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File: 01ab3c2238640b9⋯.jpg (38.48 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 5860a78c.jpg)


>Despite what the outside world says we're not savages and losers. Among us are very clever and creative people. It's just that we're more intelligent than the world wants us to be, because of this reason we pose a threat to their hedonistic, apathetic world. This is why we're condemned, not because we're bad, but because we're too good.

What a fucking faggot, holy shit. I'm just a bitter NEET doomed to perpetual failure and alcoholism lashing out against the world, because instead of getting gassed at birth like the genetic trash i am, i'm forced to live this worthless life.


Who's going to be the first to make a cumtribute and post itt



kek, please no



Get aids



What if it was just for fun



Thank you that's so kind ! I love what you did ! Too bad you're anon or I'd have credited you ! And if more of views are artists as well don't hesitate to show me your work (it doesn't have to be about me of course) - I really appreciate art !

And nah I don't think anyone is a bad person I just said that some people posted horrid things. And there's no way for me to know who is who because you're all anons so for all I know someone being nice to me can also be the person shitposting. Anyway thanks again ! I don't care too much for my channel growing or anything but I really wanted to create a community of educated people on my channel - it didn't matter how small it was. But unfortunately by posting the Jojos vid I burst that bubble and attracted other kinds of people. But that's okay ! As I said before it's personal beliefs and dislikes vs. likes. I don't regret anything. At least I'm brave and I show my face when I voice my opinion. Other people are behind their screens hiding and it's much easier for them to be mean. It's like here. Since everyone is anon it's easy for everyone to behave in stupid ways without suffering the consequences.



Educational asmr is the best asmr honestly



yes, both content and language—if someone is currently learning the given language, it can be very useful.



> I'm brave

Humble, too



It makes it more interesting, asmr can get pretty generic but it's a lot better if the person speaking is actually saying interesting to listen to, I suppose it's because I always liked learning/having things explained to me or whatever.


File: ea153b1ba542f36⋯.png (699.54 KB, 1237x787, 1237:787, Untitled.png)


mfw Elise uploaded anons work. Honestly, I thought people are role playing as you since you uploaded that pic.

How many people do you know that lurk here? I think this board has gotten a lot busier in the recent months


She is somewhat brave I guess, I defintiely wouldn't reveal myself here.



>6 am

>anon swigs coffee

>already taking swings



How's the Yuno RP going along?



>learning the given language

main reason I watch asmr nowadays. Make a french lesson asmr.


I just want qt Elise to sing me to sleep



good idea



I'd be okay with some Vietnamese / Korean / French lullabies


File: 94bddc8c43b299f⋯.jpg (34.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)



I'm the other anon from last night. Your revised version looks brilliant, OP, and Elise used it too! Congratulations. I'm glad it all worked out. The new channel art looks awesome. I really like it.



Elise "singing/whispering you to sleep" when?

That's a good asmr vid. Whisper close to the mic, with side pov cam and pls wear a slip dress Elise.


File: 5e2ae8adf898be4⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, c0cecdb204cc2f5da38d6ef69a….jpg)

the best one so far


File: 92c5f9d0a7b9bd6⋯.jpg (151.88 KB, 1185x707, 1185:707, deadamericansoldier5 .jpg)


>*Wins the war*

>Ooops, nothing personal, whitu piggu



cuck, you are annoying


File: 3c7639f37ed1045⋯.jpg (97.62 KB, 1462x2046, 731:1023, Brainlet2.jpg)


>It's only ok when the banter is directed towards others!

Boo hoo faggot, tough shit



nah, you're just plain dumb


File: b49508f9eb07436⋯.png (53.81 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Amerimutt3.png)





Your pics


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Shouldn't you be killing arab children for your kike overlords, amerimutt? Those poppyfields don't defend themselves, and shlomo won't be spillin' his chosen blood when there are plenty of American goyim.




Pls post Amerimutt2.png


File: 204ab0a57f5e792⋯.jpg (79.19 KB, 1099x605, 1099:605, amerimutt2.jpg)


Sure thing


File: 6586dbb75fc8f00⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 442.56 KB, 900x900, 1:1, awoomutt.png)


thank you friendo



Look at you!


Damn you americans realy gotta shit up the Elise threads


I'm willing to pay Elise money to see the soles of her feet



Americans shit up everything, but let's be honest, the jews made them do it. I mean, for fucks sake, how many Palestinians and Muslims do we have to fuck up for the sake of Israel before the rest of the world gets wise to the JQ and finally name the jew?


File: fb6da8f2ea86ce6⋯.jpg (106.88 KB, 720x960, 3:4, Elise.jpg)

DAE wanna kiss, smell and caress Elise's neck and shoulders tbh?

Also source and more? I don't see this on her instagram



she first posted that pic here to prove it was her, its her profile pic on Kakao w/e that is, probably a gook website/app


File: 7493d2d2ba3d0bf⋯.gif (471.1 KB, 188x174, 94:87, a39f69d4f10fe4ec3476535989….gif)


Wew. Elise looks super sexy in this pic. I mean that as a compliment, Elise, so don't take it the wrong way. I wish someone would tell me that I look sexy. :(



how would she not take that as a compliment?


File: 10f438f1e9f4ce2⋯.jpg (37.87 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 35037_569631173053983_1491….jpg)


And napalm….


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


wtf I love Professor Layton now!


File: 21c7d1772efea78⋯.jpg (25.15 KB, 700x394, 350:197, Hellsing_ultimate_ova_3_bi….jpg)


>implying making JewTube ASMR is brave

Fuck off. Millions of people make JewTube videos. You're not brave.


>implying infinitychan answers to anyone

Post last edited at



Yes it's brave to voice opinions with your face shown and your name.

Yes it's cowardly to say "fuck off" as anon. Soz ~


Hey Elise, what's your thoughts on Erin? Do you think she is the most talented asmrtist right now?


File: ffe6e51e7d87e21⋯.jpg (414.16 KB, 1508x892, 377:223, ffe6e51e7d87e21fa34a438222….jpg)



Why so rude, Goebbels-sama? Show me on the doll where Elise hurt you.



I don't think there's a "most talented asmrtist", everyone is different and everyone has different tastes.



The boy is triggered



D-do an Amelie rp Elise… ;_;



Wtf how tall is she



Maybe 5' 6"



You're always being diplomatic. Smh


File: b4389167a5971fb⋯.jpg (35.84 KB, 480x446, 240:223, CoffeeArmy.jpg)

I want to give Elise a kiss!


File: 57030d2aaf763b4⋯.jpg (24.57 KB, 489x499, 489:499, 469.jpg)


>mfw I got all the questions right

Who else /smartboy/ here?



Her voice is sexy.

i would say that even with my face shown:)


Elise, do you have any idea what made Erin's channel blow up so fast? She doesn't make sexual videos at all, infact she hasn't made a single video targeted to male audience(all female asmrtist generally makes videos targeted to male audience to become successful quickly)

And despite that most of her roleplay videos has over million views. Which is unbelievable.



Probably an erin thread somewhere you could ask


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


she already had a successful makeup channel on Youtube, so it was pretty easy for her to jump into ASMR, makeup tutorials and asmr go hand in hand - https://www.youtube.com/user/freshblush/

>And despite that most of her roleplay videos has over million views. Which is unbelievable.

you sure? only 11 out of her 49 videos have over a million videos, not all 49 are roleplays but most are

but still her videos are very high quality, no surprise they get a ton of views


Elise, what's your favorite video you've made?



Who are you calling amerimutt you Nonmoonlander?



She doesn't make sexy videos because Erin is a western woman. Western women do nothing for a man's pleasure. She wouldn't give you the satisfaction of being sexy and you guys are so thoroughly cucked you think this is a good thing.



Western women do nothing for a man's pleasure"

no surprise that they are less and less attractive and interesting.



Lol you are pathetic dude

Cry in pelageas thread

Cry here

Cry on the board

Just cry and never do anything yourself

It royally irks me!



who are you??



didn't expect you'd say such a thing for Erin, Elise. You seem so jealous of her.




… Dude. Erin is my friend. We even collabed.



Lol he was just joking



she hates men



Elise, just collaborating doesn't make you a friend of her. Do you guys talk on phone or social media?


you got that right. haha


God Elise is so fucking sexy



Her breasts is so tempting in this photo.

Tfw you'll never feel up her soft chest long time while wearing that sexy dress.



I think you're sexy anon ;)


I always thought Elise and Angelica were lesbian and had a long distance relationship



Lesbians don't exist bro. They are a meme



Elaborate more on this. What exactly do you mean?



Imagine the both naked in bed, sweaty and making out. Sucking each other's breasts. Fug.

They both got nice bodies. It'll be hot.



*imagine them



I picture them both masturbating side by side while talking about romantic chads that read books


File: 63db916a2d5420d⋯.jpg (21.36 KB, 384x384, 1:1, allofthis.jpg)



and i think this is more or less accurate. but in reality they would find romantic book-reading guys boring


File: b2e6fdf13e2f425⋯.png (65.88 KB, 500x303, 500:303, source.png)


>but in reality they would find romantic book-reading guys boring



"i like romantic, intelligent guys, face, body etc are not important" say a lot of girl

the only thing to do is to look at their boyfriends. usually tall, good-looking guys, or at least in the same league as the girls.

relatively pretty girls with small guys with below-average face, extremely rare



and seemingly hyper girls like angie and elise, together with lazy, slow, romantic guys. very unlikely.




Well it's reasonable that attractive people prefer attractive people, but that only means just that

>together with lazy…

Nobody said anything about lazy though

Maybe I'm not as cynical as I should be



no problem but they shouldn't lie about the importance of outward appearance.

by lazy, i simply mean "not hyper", a bit less active than average people. somebody who likes to be at home, sitting, reading, surfing the net, daydreaming, etc.


File: 740cf06c4ec4876⋯.mp4 (896.52 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 18189282_1402090259830439_….mp4)

>you'll never make love to this little vietcong cutie

that shoulder and armpits are so kissable, tbqh. Hnnnnggg



this is cute



They 100% have masturbated while Skyping at least once



how old are you



I'm 12 and what is this?



i'm 23, male



I want to eat Elise's pussy while she reads


File: 5ebd4d48b2918a1⋯.jpg (49.81 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 18189282_1402090259830439_….jpg)



Nigger your kerning is atrocious.



yeah I will…


is elise happy about people fantasizing about her body?



if we were a bunch of hot dudes, probably. But we are a bunch of creeps that post anonymously on a Mongolian cartoon website about ASMR, so I don't think so



If i was her, i'd take the lewd postings as a compliment.

It's nice to be desired you know. Not everyone gets that kind of attention.


Hey I might be a creep, but I look decent enough imo, and not a fat neckbeard D:



>Hey I might be a creep, but I look decent enough imo, and not a fat neckbeard D:

well same here, but that doesnt change the reputation anons as a whole have


Hey Elise, if you were a lesbian who would you choose as your date- Angelica or Erin?




but if you are good-looking, probably having a girlfriend, etc. then why are you here?:)

successful men probabldy do not fantasize about asmrtists' body…



I'm a good good looking guy, but don't have the confidence to approach even the ugliest lookng girl. I'm introvert too.






you arent her youre like 50



why is it strange? not everything is about looks



how old are you



20 something



When it comes to women literally 100% of it is about looks. They're shallow people



alright fine



Your insight is treasure?



Wrong. It's more about your bank balance and confidence.



Wrong wrong. Its about your hard body and grit!



for casual sex, looks is the most important. otherwise looks, money, style.



What if a man obtains all of that and then is sour towards the dating dynamics. Im the same person I was before i had millions kind of thing



Ofc i didn't mean to imply that i'm a chad-tier when i said i look decent enough.

My problem is more psychological and i've always been a shy goy when i was a kid. And have no self-confidence like most guys.

I actually have some few girls crushing on me back when I high school, i even have some sort of MU with a girl (puppy love) and we wrote each other cute letters everyday.

But all changed when i've gone to college for a short time, and i quit altogether and became a sort of recluse, and pulled out of society.

Think of Sato in Welcome to the NHK anime. That's exactly me, minus Misaki and his neighbor friend.

Something happened to me that i can't explain and I never recovered.

No I'm a fucking chan shitposter who waifu asmr girl(s).

I hope i die in my sleep soon.

inb4 blogpost. Well, Fuck you.



*now I'm a fucking



more or less the same here

but i have more and more anger toward women. i hate lots of them



Funny because a lot of women hate NEETs who sit in their cave all day



who cares what most women hate?



Not you I take it



well I don't blame women for my problems.

what became of me is of my own doing. i hate irl people in general though.

but where did the womem hurt you anon?

tell us the origin story of your hatred towards them.



i hate lots of men as well. most young women are self-important idiot spoiled by stupid men. in asmr see e.g. hungry lips, a narcissistic little idiot with a large fan-base for showing her body while creating shit asmr


File: 39807adac1d6a10⋯.png (6.97 KB, 230x219, 230:219, tfwold.png)


>tfw I'm shy but also ugly

At least you have something to go off anon


It's hard not to hate women. They're manipulative, shallow, opportunistic succubus who cling onto men for money, social status, pure carnal pleasure and or protection. None of them actually "love" another human being unless it crawls out of their pussy



>none of them actually "love"

nah, they're just the BIGGER vocal majority. And the qualities that you mentioned are the most commercialised.

A better reason would be that women have MUCH higher societal privilege when compared to men. Today, female movements have nothing to do with equality and more about sticking it to the men and getting the upper hand.



there are exceptions. maybe the lady of this thread is also an exception.



That's very true. We need more men's rights activist to call women on their shit.


I've never met an exception and I doubt she is. She's just more articulate than the others



we don't know her and no matter how realistic or angry we are, still we should avoid extremities. not all women are bad



Lets napalm her instead.



Based anon.



i would like to touch her body


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but decent looks isn't enough when the problem is deep inside , when you lost all hope and the desire to "live" like most fortunate people effortlessly do (I envy them), when feel you don't belong in this world at all and when you wish you weren't born.

Don't be sad. We're on the same boat familia.

Maybe we'll do better in the nextlife if it exists. Fug.


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How can you do such a thing to this hapa cutiepie ?



she may find the term "hapa" unacceptable.

not pc.



I think I stated quite clearly on YouTube I didn't care about politically correct. Now the fact that I don't use these words doesn't mean I get offended, quite frankly I don't care.



I've been monitoring these threads for a bit, what do you think about the anons here that are growing more obsessed with you?

It's gotten to the point where someone has now avatarfagged you



what's avatarfagged?



you cannot be elise, cutiepies have more cute style:)))



really ? Guess what, I'm about to upload. Check if it's true.



Someone who always posts images of a person/character with his posts



i believe you. though i'm angry at a lot of women, not angry at you.

i don't exactly know the reason why, since i'm definitely not one of the obsessed anons…



A specific person/character*



Look, does it impact my life in any way? No. People are free to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't step on my freedom.

If that makes them happy, so be it ~



Based Libertarian Elise



It's like people don't get my point at all like, I always advocate for liberty, that was the point of my jojo's video. Like let people do their own thing. They want to photoshop me on porn actresses ? Sure, go ahead. That doesn't change my life in the slightest. They say they want to have sex with me? Yeah go ahead, it doesn't change my life either. Now, if these people were actually harrassing me or doing anything of the sort, I'd get mad, but internet banter doesn't fade me - nor does politically incorrect language. People have to stop getting offended over everything. I used to live in Germany and there's a messaging app there that's more popular than what'sapp etc; and they use hitler memes all the time. Like who cares.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time to get a husband guys, it's not like we can pull girls anyway

Elise, is this a new one? I'm guessing it is because of the hair but idk


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>I always advocate for liberty, that was the point of my jojo's video. Like let people do their own thing. They want to photoshop me on porn actresses ? Sure, go ahead. That doesn't change my life in the slightest. They say they want to have sex with me? Yeah go ahead, it doesn't change my life either. Now, if these people were actually harrassing me or doing anything of the sort, I'd get mad, but internet banter doesn't fade me - nor does politically incorrect language. People have to stop getting offended over everything

So you don't want to kill all footfags? Damn, what a shame



there are words, sentences that can be harmful, of course, so i don't believe in limitless freedom of speech

but you are right, i'm also fed up with people always offended by something. the whole internet, media is full of them.

some really would like to regulate even people's thoughts.




Of course there are words that can hurt people which is why I said in my video that people were allowed to call out the trolls. I'm just saying I'm not faded.

And yes it's a video I filmed this afternoon



It's a shame that most normies don't think like that, they want their big brother government to monitor their lives because apparently their not mature enough to handle the internet, so everything that they dislike or makes them uncomfortable has to be removed, like if they were children



My take on that is that internet is a place where everyone can say whatever they want. Obviously it's not the same in real life. People have to know that trolls will say whatever they want - but that also means they are free to call them out and respond whatever they want. Now there's no way to prevent anyone from saying stuff on the internet. In real life it's another matter. If someone insults me and harasses me everyday, I'm going to take legal measures. But people have to understand that the internet is not real life and that different rules apply.



OK, you are a "cool girl";)

you have very pleasant voice, have you ever had any singing class, or have you participated in any choir or something like that?



I never did but I come from a family of musicians so yeah I can sing




please stop using that word unironically. those people that complain about every little thing are anything but normal



Fair point



so it's inherited:)

bad side-effect of asmr videos is getting used to soft/pleasant voices, and irl, people's voice, the way they speak are usually very different, often seem unpleasant.

just like my own voice, which is also unpleasant:(



>people that complain about every little thing are anything but normal

To us, but nowadays it's the norm



depends on the country as well.

in the US, maybe it's the norm.

eg. in eastern europe, less so.

etc. etc.



>tfw my vocal chords got fucked up when I was little and now I have the voice of a homeless crack addict



>it's the norm

Yeah. Everyone on social sites seems to running on a victimhood currency.



>It's like people don't get my point at all like, I always advocate for liberty, that was the point of my jojo's video.

Unless their thing is commenting on whorish ASMR videos, in which case they are guilty of "online harassment".

>People have to stop getting offended over everything

LOL What a hypocrite. Do you even hear yourself?



Hey father pedo? Watcha doin'?


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>in eastern europe, less so.

This, my girlfriend is russian and when she tells me that a company has fucked her over or something i.e. shit food from a big chain restaurant or boss actually insulting her

She just takes it on the chin, it's amazing. I tell her to say something but she says that she would just get laughed at.


Why did you change your youtube name to just Elise, Elise?




maybe eastern people are not so spoiled, they are used to less polished manners, etc.

which is not necessarily good, i myself don't like truly agressive, rude style, but what i can find on western sites, etc. are sometimes really scary…loud idiots getting offended by every minor thing. >>114802



new name should be

queen elise, the fapa cutiepie

it may cause some small drama, in these days…how does she dare, jeez she is narcissistic, she uses fourchan-language, etc.:)



hapa, not fapa, of course



I like more Empress Elise - queen is thrown out there way too often.


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She should change her channel name into "Vietcong Cutie" or "Napalm Cutie" , tbh (=^_^=)




You triggered boi ?





even better



>She knows Berserk




It's cute how white-presenting she tries to be for us



Hearing confessions. You?



Maybe she identifies more with the white half of her genes. She did grow up in France. She's also a lover of trad western culture and a friend of Angelica who is /asmr/'s "honorary white" Columborican Cutiepie who is also a lover of fine white art.


Elise definitely wishes she was white



why would she? nothing special about being white nowadays. I'll take a cute mixed gf over a white one every day of the week



What piece of shit country are YOU from?

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