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File: 1acd1bb297d47cf⋯.jpg (359.43 KB, 1440x2743, 1440:2743, lexi.jpg)

 No.117728

Alright guys, calm down. I know, she's the hottest asmr-ist.

 No.117729

She Hot!!!

who is she anyway?


 No.117730

File: c35e98c1431c3a2⋯.png (149.69 KB, 1782x766, 891:383, sexual revolution 2.png)

File: 61f7fd8ca8fbce3⋯.png (997.08 KB, 1572x2628, 131:219, sexual revolution and sele….png)

File: 617c366a6cb417e⋯.jpg (1.67 MB, 4920x4161, 1640:1387, sexual revolution morality….jpg)

Deserts are like 50 how can that place be hotter than a desert?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.117731

>>117730

what the fuck is this?


 No.117733

>>117729

Lexi Poll ASMR, name is in the subject

And yeah, she's fucking hot


 No.117734

>>117730

???

82 farenheit is hot, but it isn't hotter than a desert. If you're from EU, then 82F = 27c


 No.117738

File: 7e3db4de83bb11d⋯.jpg (202.88 KB, 1200x810, 40:27, chad nazi driver vs leftis….jpg)

File: e1037b777ecd7b2⋯.png (21.03 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Sarah Andersen sexy butt b….png)

>>117734

How is 27C hot? That is pretty cold.


 No.117739

>>117734

Here in India it's 42c = 108F. I'm sweating like a pig, 27c is like a winter for us,


 No.117740

>>117731

first is tl;dr weaponized autism

middle is misleading charts and made up bullshit by a PUA snake oil salesman preying on male sexual insecurity to sell their products

second is misleading charts and made up bullshit by evangelical christians preying on male sexual insecurity to join their cult


 No.117741

>>117739

Why is so hot in that shithole, because of all the brewing shit on the streets or what?


 No.117748

File: 0a3804dba8c071f⋯.jpg (169.1 KB, 885x1200, 59:80, pajeet.jpg)


 No.117750

File: 90680183598bf3d⋯.jpg (135.23 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, lexipoll_n.jpg)

>>117728

>bed is a mattress on the floor

>drinks from a jar (no, that is not normal, you are broken)

>iphone with kiddie attachments

>still would 10/10


 No.117754

>>117748

Good job shamming him Shlomo, don't let those damn nazi have any ally.

>>117750

>would white trash

>live is a country the legal age is above 15

>gives a shit about (((laws)))


 No.117782

>>117730

Pedos out. /pol/ is liberated and you are lucky you can spam your shit there but not here. Anything under 18 is illegal and immoral. This is not centuries ago. End of debate.


 No.117784

File: b41ca20709201f3⋯.jpg (503.46 KB, 2448x3264, 3:4, 02c9fd10d037b1f1a17e5917cd….jpg)

File: 98904fe05881d38⋯.jpg (243.9 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 115_1000.jpg)

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File: 0eb9137e9c0a164⋯.jpg (156.33 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 503_1000.jpg)

LEXI POLL NUDES


 No.117785

File: 86b0ab1a5566c24⋯.jpg (126.29 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 518_1000.jpg)

File: 5a5772bba7debd4⋯.jpg (126.97 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 519_1000.jpg)

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File: 207e46dd1807ef0⋯.jpg (270.97 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 527_1000.jpg)


 No.117786

File: 85c69bf2537868d⋯.jpg (170.95 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 513_1000.jpg)

File: 430ae2b851ed151⋯.jpg (232.41 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 514_1000.jpg)

File: a8e91157eb66899⋯.jpg (197.9 KB, 640x744, 80:93, 521_1000.jpg)


 No.117787

>>117739

Not as hot as Arizona, pajeet HinJew.


 No.117874

sauce on nudes?


 No.117881

>>117874

Lexi's iPhone.


 No.117884

>>117787

At least in Arizona the humidity level is only 4%, but here in India not only the temperature is high, the humidity level is 91% which is causing the main problem. Summer is the only time when I curse my country.


 No.117920

>>117884

Fuck your country no one gives a shit about your smelly disgusting shithole country. Keep it to yourself, I'm getting tired of banning you.


 No.117942

>>117782

>Anything under 18 is illegal and immoral.

This isn't even true in a lot of states much less most of the world. If you actually read that post and thought critically about it, most of it is self-evident, and is not in any way advocating pedophilia or any type of illegal activity. I had no idea this board was run by such low IQ brainlets who devour feminist pills every morning.


 No.117944


 No.117945

>>117944

not interested in your shitboards


 No.117953

>>117942

A few states in the USA.

>Rest of the world

Like Africa, and Islamic states where civilization has flourished and child marriages work out so well.

It is immoral to be a full grown adult, or legal adult, and have sex with girls barely out of puberty. This is not centuries ago.


 No.118118

File: c85164bfc9e61ce⋯.png (32.57 KB, 1393x632, 1393:632, Age_of_Consent.png)

>>117953

>Like Africa, and Islamic states where civilization has flourished and child marriages work out so well.

In Canada, Australia, the UK and most European countries the age of consent is between 14 and 16. Pic related. Note that cultural customs don't always align with the law, in that despite these seemingly low age of consent laws, it's extremely rare and very much frowned upon for girls this young to marry adults.

>It is immoral to be a full grown adult, or legal adult, and have sex with girls barely out of puberty. This is not centuries ago.

The post is agreeing with you. Why don't you actually read it instead of sperging out like the admin who banned him.


 No.118119

>>117786

Last one doesn't look like her.


 No.118175

>>118118

He argues his shit on /pol/ and anons do not even approve of it there. I told him a while back to keep his underage shit to himself. We don't need more attention from alphabets than the boards already get, because some freak wants to argue its ok to fuck underage girls.


 No.118207

File: f37c2e0aaf30f15⋯.jpg (136.77 KB, 962x663, 74:51, nu pol maga normalfag.jpg)

>>117782

>Anything under 18 is illegal and immoral

well said fellow nazi, F*UCK logic and biology and culture and telegony and all that ZOG crap! Lets man up and marry that slut!


 No.118218

>>118207

The problem with you faggots is the "inch and mile" you bring. Someone posts a 16 and we're like "that's okay" and then comes the Macbook Ann crowd and before you know it, we have nudes of 8 year olds all over the place. Then Moshie has his golden opportunity to say "See?! Those evil nazis are pedos and child predators! 8chan is full of CP! We must call the FBI and shut them down." Nice try, JIDF, but you can fuck off with your illegal activities and smear campaigns. If you're into shit like that, there's other places you can go. Not here.


 No.118358

she sells nudes…just make her an offer lol. pretty big whore


 No.118495

File: b3bd788890d9448⋯.png (721.32 KB, 1001x1001, 1:1, 1520186823299.png)


 No.118522

>>117784

what's wrong with her pussy?


 No.118540

>>118522

my dick isn't in it


 No.118619

>>118522

the vag pic obviously isn't her.


 No.118645

>>117784

>pic 1 related

What's wrong with her vagoo? Why is it all trying to escape itself?


 No.118652

>>118645

because you're a virgin who's never seen a vagina in real life before. also it's not lexi.


 No.118659

>>118652

I don't give a fuck who it is.

That isn't what a normal vagina looks like.

I guess my shitpost riled you a tad. Maybe you should head back to reddit.


 No.118669

>>118659

It's what an outie looks like and outies are the best kind of vag.


 No.118674

>>118659

>That isn't what a normal vagina looks like.

t. the eternal virgin


 No.118676

>>118659

You can't see her vagina in any of those pictures. You can see most of her vulva, but there's no vagina. Also, it looks entirely normal.

>Bunch of incels that don't even know what a vagina is.


 No.118684

>>118676

butthurt roastie detected


 No.118690

>>118645

Lmao dude, how many women have you slept with? I guess none.


 No.118692

Most women don't have everything tucked inside their outer lips. The inner lips in most women stick out a bit further than the outer lips. Most porn stars get surgery down there.


 No.118693

>>118692

and most women are whores


 No.118704

>>118693

Having sex often doesn't change the vagina at all. having a dick in there for 10-20 mins is not going to alter its shape. The muscles contract back to normal immediately. And you physically cannot stretch out the skin. The only thing that might change it is a traumatic childbirth. Virgins have these types of vaginas. And some whores have one where nothing sticks out.


 No.118705

>>118676

>i used semantics, me smarter than u

The vulva is colloquially referred to as the vagina.


 No.118711

>>118705

By morons.


 No.118722

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>she's moving back in her father

pure. Pure!


 No.118725

>>118704

I'm a seasoned anthropologist, and your a fucking idiot.


 No.118729

>>118711

By literally everyone you fucking spastic


 No.118730

>>1118725

Everything I said is factually correct. So stop bullshitting.


 No.118734

File: 9c6bf23c26eb112⋯.jpg (41.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, homer-simpson-i-am-so-smrt….jpg)

>>118725

*you're


 No.118777

>>118669

>outie

<best

<loose vaginas are best

Okay Ari.

>>118674

No but question: what is it with you /leftycucks/ that someone elses virginity matters so much?

>>118676

<hurr durr GOTCHA WITH MY PEDANTRY

Fuck off plebbit. A vagina is a fully internal organ, I get it. Commonly though the vagina includes both sets of labia.


 No.118778

>>118692

>further

farther*

Fucking kike.


 No.118780

File: 9ec8b50f063ebf2⋯.jpg (391 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, maxresdefault.jpg)

File: a93eb175bd5b535⋯.jpg (66.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1.jpg)

>>118704

>The muscles contract back to normal immediately.

The labia have muscles now?

>And you physically cannot stretch out the skin.

Pic #1 and #2 related.


 No.118781

>>118725

>your a fucking idiot.

>your a

>your

Stop Ari. You're only making yourself look like a nigger.


 No.118807

>>118729

Correct, 99% of humanity are morons.


 No.118808

>>118780

Are you dumb? You are comparing a stretched out ear, where they expand the hole slowly by wearing earrings that increase in size all day long for months, with a vagina in which a dick enters several times a week for a short period of time?

Imagine a hand towel stuffed inside a thick sock squeezed by two hands. The sock is the vagina. The towel is the folded muscle tissue of the vaginal wall. And the hands are the pelvic floor muscles that surround the vagina.

https://www.elitedaily.com/life/science-vagina-women-dont-get-looser-sex/964710


 No.118816

>>118808

butthurt roastie posting an article written by a roastie who doesnt use actual science on a shit site that's a glorified wordpress

keep reaching


 No.118817

>>118704

keep talking bullshit roastie. and if youre only getting dicked for 10-20 minutes you need to find a real man


 No.118831

not sure if mad roastie, or bf of a roastie trying to convince himself she isn't fucking everyone behind his back


 No.118834

>>118831

true. hmmm…

>>118808

this faggot posting an article about so-called science…. next article; These 3 Zodiac Signs Are The Most Psychic & Their Sixth Sense Is On Point.

fuckin' retards everywhere


 No.118843

>>118831

>>118834

>>118817

>>118816

lmao at the incel samefag thinking he's an expert on female anatomy. or a shitposter, more likely, but zzzz either way

it must take a mountain of cognitive dissonance to believe something so stupid while at the same time continuing to enjoy your favorite innie pornstars who have taken dozens of monster dongs and still remain a tight innie.


 No.118856

>>118843

lol go back to your echo chamber safe space roastie.

and yes i AM an expert, i have a doctorate in anatomy and physiology.

and your favourite pornstars get labiaplasty and fat injected into their vaginal area, you dumb fuck


 No.118861

File: ed7c973f09a4dd8⋯.png (6.04 KB, 379x144, 379:144, 519ff96a7714550dfdfd9ad7ff….png)

>>118843

nice try roastie, tucks those flaps back in your panties and gtfo


 No.118867

File: 703759563bf2ccd⋯.png (70.71 KB, 600x857, 600:857, 1526604730041.png)

>>118856

>lol go back to your echo chamber safe space

The lack of self-awareness of these bitter virgins is dumbfounding.


 No.118870

>>118856

the LARP is real


 No.118947

File: 2ecd046bc05b288⋯.png (245.39 KB, 500x500, 1:1, download (1).png)


 No.119089

>>118867

>>118870

lol butthurt roasties with sooooo much extra time that they spend all their time on 8ch defending their floppy vaginas.

must be some yt asmrtit whores.

im going to assume one of them is heather feather. her fat ass lives on 8ch instead of making asmr content with her amazing asmr dungeon that cost her not only all her money but her health too.


 No.119090

I'm a guy you dickhead. But unlike you, not a virgin. So I have seen plenty of pussy, and most of them did not look like the ones you see in porn.


 No.119095

>>119090

being a tranny doesnt make you a man. and fondling your family members doesnt count as seeing pussy.


 No.119096

>>119089

sorry, supreme overlord autismo, but I just can't take advice about vaginas seriously coming from someone who's never seen one in real life.


 No.119097

>>119096

sorry i dont have the tism like you. and you need all the help you can get when it comes to vaginas because you obviously havent spent much time around them.


 No.119117

So this thread is just you faggots trying to determine who the bigger virgin is? That's really cool you guys.


 No.119137

>>119097

imagine being so autistically unaware that you unironically reply to posts with longform "no u"


 No.119142

tr


 No.119143

>>118867

>>119089

>>119090

>>119096

>>119137

>>>119117

imagine arguing on a post about what types of vaginas are the best and worst… this post was made to show fuckin' hot Lexi was in hopes more of you cunts would post more pictures. but no, here you are. all fuckin' arguing like fucking losers. jfc. get a grip.


 No.119209

>>119143

we're not arguing about preference. we're arguing because some autistic virgin shitposter thinks vaginas get stretched out from taking cock.

lexi's vag isn't even posted itt and it all started because of an unrelated pic accidentally posted itt so it's all dumb anyway.


 No.119211

>>119209

I personally love vaginas that look like stretched out ballsacks.


 No.119436

>>119209

so did lexi dump you or are you her new soy boy toy?


 No.119622

File: 825277d415eb363⋯.png (104.24 KB, 750x730, 75:73, 5845ca7c1046ab543d25238b.png)

>>119436

why didnt butthurt anon reply to this? … hit a nerve? too close to home?


 No.119625

>>117784

that roast beef


 No.119626

>>117782

confirmed faggot


 No.119641

>>118870

that's not LARP, thats an objective fact but I figure mostly leftypollers are immune to facts.


 No.119643

>>119641

can't tell if ironic shitposter or legitimately retarded.


 No.119679

>>117784

pic 1 is her??? looks more like asmrDarling than Lexi


 No.119717

>>118856

>i have a doctorate in anatomy and physiology.

lmao… either from the internet, or you dont know shit

i like making girls feel like trash as much as the next person, but trying to say you have a PHD thats why you 'know' that roast beef exists is beyond retarded. use made up personal experience next time, it sounds less ridiculous


 No.119793

wtf is ASMR and why is this a thing

decent bants though so fuck it but seriously what


 No.119810


 No.119961


 No.119993

File: 863dbf4589298f2⋯.jpg (108.07 KB, 454x340, 227:170, 1524769041648.jpg)

>>118722

mfw i learned lexi is moving to my city


 No.119996

>>119993

>>118722

Las Vegas eh? Anon you have to share pics of her at her new job - on stage…as a dancer. What else would a pretty young college age girl do in Sin City?


 No.119997

File: b59970eac5b748d⋯.jpg (371.57 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, sin city.jpg)

>>119996

sheeeeiiittttt

lil lexi will be sucking-n-fucking on the las vegas strip for $500/hr b4 the end of the year


 No.120011

>>119997

Absolutely this. Prostitution is legal in some areas. The cops don't even bother with it. My bro went to Vegas and said there were people walking the streets handing out flyers and business cards for top quality call girls. A hooker like Lexi could easily earn several thousand dollars a day.


 No.120068

For TLDR anons; she is moving from SoCal back in with her daddy in Sin City (Las Vegas) because, lel wew, she doesn't want to work a normal job anymore because she needs to focus on her Jewtube videos. And daddy is ok with this. Yeah, she'll be hooking it on the strip by summer's end. /asmr/ is never wrong.


 No.120073

>>119996

>>119997

>>120011

>>120068

>basement dwellers who think las vegas is nothing but the strip


 No.120074

>>120073

What else for a hooker like Lexi?


 No.120075

>>120074

won't lie, I'd easily pawn up some cash for a couple hours


 No.120076

>>120011

yeah i've been here since 1999

legal outside of vegas and a nod a wink in town

the hotels actually bus in whores from LA for the larger conventions

lexi could potentially market herself well have $5,000 "dates" for sure

>>120068

kek

>>120073

prolly had over 50 hookers here over the last 19 years son

>>120075

she does say in her video "if you're in vegas hit me up"


 No.120120

>>117740

Not misleading. Just pure scientific facts. Too much for your male sexual insecurity. Keep repeating to yourself that you can be a Chad one day while spend all your time in the autist dungeon.


 No.120122


 No.120125

>>117953

Not, it is not. Moralist faggot. Probably you can't get any. Most of US the legal age is 16 so grow a pair and deal with it. Most countries in the fucking continent and Europe have 14 as the legal age and how love them. They are all out there drinking and smoking pot while you're here white knighting for young whores. They're easy to fuck, don't regret and keep moving from dick to dick.


 No.120126

>>118175

>He argues his shit on /pol/ and anons do not even approve of it there. I told him a while back to keep his underage shit to himself. We don't need more attention from alphabets than the boards already get, because some freak wants to argue its ok to fuck underage girls.

IT IS


 No.120127


 No.120128

>>118218

Are you taking your medicine, son?


 No.120129

>>118808

>>118808

That's bullshit, woman. Go back to the kitchen and don't come back till you've made sammiches to all the bros here.


 No.120130

>>120128

No. I'm not. So, it's legal to fuck a 16 in x state? Cool. Go fuck them. Nowhere in the US is it legal to post CP. Was you planning on sticking your dick in any 16 year old on an IMAGE board? No. 3D doesn't exist here. Only 2D images. And CP is illegal in every state.

https://www.ageofconsent.net/states

Why do I even bother arguing with you shit heads? The state used to pay me to stomp the shit out of guys like you. I miss those days. It was always some 40 year old loser who raped his 8 year old daughter. It wasn't 20 year old men getting locked up for fucking 16 year olds. I know how your kind operates.

Chances are, you're FBI trying to bait child pornographers. If so, keep up the good work officer, but it does annoy the fuck out of me. You give our board a bad name. If you're looking for CP, there's plenty of other boards you can go to for easy marks. We don't post CP or underage pics here though. Go somewhere else.


 No.120131

>>118867

You're on internet, roastie, and you really think they've never seen "a vagina". Pretty sure that we all have been seeing too much of it


 No.120133

File: 1095948f999f8f5⋯.jpg (51.25 KB, 600x599, 600:599, memeCoolStoryBroHercules.jpg)

>>119090

>I'm a guy you dickhead. But unlike you, not a virgin. So I have seen plenty of pussy, and most of them did not look like the ones you see in porn.

>So I have seen plenty of pussy, and most of them did not look like the ones you see in porn.

>So I have seen plenty of pussy


 No.120134

>>120130

>No. I'm not. So, it's legal to fuck a 16 in x state? Cool. Go fuck them. Nowhere in the US is it legal to post CP. Was you planning on sticking your dick in any 16 year old on an IMAGE board? No. 3D doesn't exist here. Only 2D images. And CP is illegal in every state.

You probably should, son. Can't you buy your medicines or just being a rebel? We can help you if you are in need.


 No.120135

>>120130

>Why do I even bother arguing with you shit heads? The state used to pay me to stomp the shit out of guys like you. I miss those days. It was always some 40 year old loser who raped his 8 year old daughter. It wasn't 20 year old men getting locked up for fucking 16 year olds. I know how your kind operates.

>

>Chances are, you're FBI trying to bait child pornographers. If so, keep up the good work officer, but it does annoy the fuck out of me. You give our board a bad name. If you're looking for CP, there's plenty of other boards you can go to for easy marks. We don't post CP or underage pics here though. Go somewhere else.

You really should take your medicines, son. I'm becoming deep concerned you might kill yourself. Please, don't do it.


 No.120136

>>120130

>>117750

You must be trolling. I'm not believing in your autistic level.


 No.120137

>>120134

>>120135

>>120136

Being anti-CP and not wanting to get v& makes me crazy. Thank you for your concern.


 No.120138

>>120137

You're not anti-CP. You are a delusional faggot without a real life and using SAGE! just tell us the big retarded you are. The thread keeps bumping because of you.

She's 21. Go find a life for yourself, kid.


 No.120139

>>120130

>The state used to pay me to stomp the shit out of guys like you. I miss those days

LARPER


 No.120141

>>120138

I know Lexi is 21. That's fine. That's why her nudes are here. I'm talking about this faggot >>120125 who keeps pushing for the "fucking underage girls is cool" meme. Sure. That's fine, when allowed by law. That's never the point though. It's always been about wanting to post underage pics for those anons. I've told them a million times that they can go create an /asmrjr/ board and post 12 year olds to their heart's content. They don't though. Why? Because who in their right mind wants to be the BO of a board that's going to risk CP spamming? That's why they come here to push for their underage rules. Like I said before, this is an image board. Arguing for under 18 only means arguing for under 18 images. If those anons want to go fuck 16 year olds, then log off and go do it. It won't happen here though.

>>120139

>larper

Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. That's part of the fun of being anonymous.

>>120138

>thread keeps bumping because of sage

You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?


 No.120153

Ok…back to Lexi. In her latest "random whispers" video she admitted to suffering from "anxiety and depression." So as >>109987 states are all of these girls mentally ill? Anxiety. Depression. Hot 21 yr. old girl. Living in Las Vegas. What could go wrong anons? LAS VEGAS ANON it's up to you. You have to save her and make white babies with Lexi. Something has to be done or she'll be Cloveress 2.0 by this time next year.


 No.120165

>>120153

>Something has to be done or she'll be Cloveress 2.0

but lexi is actually hot


 No.120178

>>120165

>lexi is actually hot

how much should she charge per hour as a las vegas prostitute is the real question


 No.120333

>>120165

That's why we cannot let her degenerate to Cloveress levels. Sounds like she's dangerously close. Daddy better lock her ass in her room. Hopefully dad sensed whats going on and wants her within eyesight cue dirty daddy fantasies.


 No.120338

File: 1e8bf602a40866a⋯.jpg (54.7 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 11254254_825473607534951_3….jpg)

>>120333

I don't know if she's gonna make it. :(


 No.120342

>>120338

We're counting on you Las Vegas anon. We're probably too late. She'll be taking it up the ass on the Vegas strip to support her addiction. Might as well call it now. By Spring 2019.


 No.120352

>>120333

>>120338

>>120342

lexi already is a brainwashed libtard


 No.121130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH LEXI


 No.121141

File: 483cf47fc468636⋯.jpg (29.76 KB, 596x350, 298:175, 1466580861831.jpg)

>boohoo I have depression

>boohoo I have anxiety

>moves to Las Vegas




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