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File: f6800e8473a0d4e⋯.jpg (101.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

 No.118642

There arent any discussion threads of my favorite ASMRtist.

Bet you cant make me not like her.

 No.118656

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is my favorite one of hers

In case embedding doesn’t work https://youtu.be/RW_HUki7k5E


 No.118666

I used to like her when she wasn't so batshit insane with the "I have 50 different personalities and I'm a vampire, and a witch, and a wiccan, and a goth, and i'm lesbian, but I have a bf, but that's my other personality, etc"


 No.118667

>>118666

She's normal now.


 No.118668

>>118656

shes my favorite because i love everything she uploads

her whispering is actually soft and nice

if i had to give a favorite, it would be this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMXCbBoMFQU


 No.118688

I like some of her stuff, but I find her whispers incredibly irritating. Also, I'm tired of all her stupid witchcraft/astrology nonsense. Fucking drop it already. Also, her videos are getting repetitive as fuck.

>HUEHUE, let me light this incense. It's cinnamon blah, blah, blah.

Every fucking time. No one cares about your fucking oils and candles and shit, ffs. Get some new ideas, you caked-up dyke skank.


 No.118695

>>118667

She's really not. She's still batshit just now she has her claws in some guy who also thinks hes a witch. Her instagram is just all out of context screenshots of weird shit they text each other


 No.118852

>>118667

Nah I bet she still believes in all kinds of new age bs

>>118688

I agree with this guy


 No.118866

>>118642

Some of her videos are near perfect


 No.118869

>Bet you cant make me not like her.

You already don't, as evidenced by the fact that you're trying to bait the board into making you not like her


 No.118884

File: 5260093e4dfe120⋯.jpg (13.17 KB, 291x284, 291:284, don-draper.jpg)

>>118695

>She's still batshit

perfect


 No.118946

File: a2e28a2b26aa5a7⋯.png (727.78 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 07be782e80656fa1746ceffe19….png)


 No.119016

nudes when? she's perfect.


 No.119020

>>118667

lel

Does anyone have that screenshot of an instagram comment she posted recently where she talks about how her old personality fused with another personality and how she has like 7 different personalities who all have different made up alphabet soup sexualities?


 No.119036

Didn't she delete all of her videos?


 No.119039


 No.119079

>>118667

>She's normal now.

Arrested development/permateen is not normal.


 No.119115

File: 5bad379eda18c2b⋯.png (136.02 KB, 283x434, 283:434, Capture.PNG)


 No.119116

anyone know how old she is?


 No.119121

>>119036

no she just changed channel name


 No.119129

>>119036

She did and she didn't.

She took down all of them then she reuploaded most of them again with the intro removed because she's a crazy person and she believed that "Rena" was a different personality that she has now expelled from her head or something like that.


 No.119188

File: 87261b157ee3fe1⋯.gif (3.91 MB, 600x600, 1:1, Rena Sage sexy wink.gif)


 No.119192

File: 7eae6c953f0d116⋯.webm (3.08 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, 7eae6c953f0d11636cce3908c….webm)


 No.119193

>>119192

Now don't say she is Rena, Rena Sage.


 No.119195

>>119193

Yes it is. The desk and speaker under the desk are the same. And that's her voice.


 No.119201

>>119195

The voice did sound similar. where did you get that from if may I ask?


 No.119202

>>119201

It's from back when she was a lesbo, her girlfriend at the time leaked it, it's been floating around for ages.


 No.119331

>>119192

It's her. Pretty sure the audio was taken from one of her videos and added over the top of the gif


 No.119353

[Esc] reality is she still a lesbian?


 No.119367

>>119353

no, she has accempted dick into her life


 No.119377

>>119367

one last question

is she still in germany?


 No.119412

File: d12442fcae527e0⋯.jpg (80.99 KB, 800x500, 8:5, All American Ally.jpg)

>>119377

Yes, but not for long. She's moving to the USA! HOORAY!

wtf I love immigrants now


 No.119418

>>119412

god bless that girl.

in the united state she stands.


 No.119440

she

CUTE

U

T

E


 No.119446

>>119440

You really need to know her back story. She's hated neo-Germany for a long time. She doesn't want to speak anything other than English. She even hates her original German name and wants to pick a new name once she reaches America. I'm not going to say everything but as an Ally Patreon cuck, she hates current year Europe and her "crack monkey" nigger neighbors. She's more /our girl/ than most of your guys will ever know. I can't wait for her to finally become an American and gain her 1A and 2A rights and finally let it all rip. Ally with an AR15 soon and a "Fuck Angela Merkel" rant is coming.


 No.119447

>>119412

Are you also fine with Asian immigrants?


 No.119449

>>119446

Why are you so mad about her? You know She has a boyfriend, right?


 No.119450

>>119447

What do bug people have to do with any of this?

>>119449

I'm not mad. I'm fully aware of her Heavy Metal Chad.


 No.119480

tl;dr she's russian but moved to germany when she was younger. She hates germany and was a lesbian for a few years. She cheated on her gf and then (obviously) she ended up single and her 4-5 personalities apparently split and joined into 40+ personalities. Two lesbian ones made a bisexual one or something so now she has a boyfriend who looks like he belongs here. He sleeps in a coffin and thinks he's a witch (what a perfect match for her). She's planning to move to america to live with him soon and she's going to regret it very quickly when she realizes there's no good healthcare for her there and she can't afford her meds anymore. Expect a video a few months after she arrives asking for money because she's alone in a foreign country with no income and nowhere to stay


 No.119564

Love her


 No.119583

I would like to have gentle, passionate sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position and, upon reaching orgasm, ejaculate into her vagina.


 No.119612

>>119016

There's a pic floating around of her taking a selfie in just underwear, but never seen nudes.


 No.119678

>>119612

where is this photo?


 No.119690

File: 4f71ce9761a831e⋯.jpg (149.93 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Taty Underwear.jpg)


 No.119697

>>119690

oh, thanks.


 No.119698

>>119690

would make her a mother


 No.119708

File: c4772a0b82f8d06⋯.webm (5.69 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Weekly Vlog {May 23 - May….webm)


 No.119709

File: 2871843d4941bd5⋯.webm (2.83 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Some more Taty fan servic….webm)


 No.119714

>>119708

Oh god I would love to finance a boob job and help her transition into a dumb bimbo slut


 No.119725


 No.119727

>>119725

Cry harder you little bitch


 No.119737

shes the only one who helps me fall asleep


 No.119752


 No.119753

>>119709

it must be good to be in her


 No.119754

>>119709

>>119708

which video?


 No.119851

where can i access her old vlogs?

she's not linked her old channels anymore, I assume deleted them


 No.119854

File: 4047d92a0a3ab17⋯.jpg (52.61 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 13385912_139423636469240_2….jpg)

>>119851

Someone was running a channel with all of her old videos, but I think she had them taken down. Check back through this and the older thread to see if those channels are still up. Aside from that, maybe vola has them archived.


 No.119909

She's the only non whore asmr


 No.119910

>>119909

You obviously only look for whore asmr then


 No.119984

>>119910

>>119910

>>119910

Every ASMR girl is a thot


 No.119992

>>119446

>she hates current year Europe and her "crack monkey" nigger neighbors.

But that doesn't make any sense, the US has way more black people than Germany.


 No.120008

>>119909

there is proof of the opposite in this very thread


 No.120009

>>119992

It all depends on where you live in either nation. Both US and Germany have nigger infested towns. I would imagine Ally's neighborhood has recently become culturally enriched. The Dakotas in the US are still 90%+ homogeneous. If she moves to the US, I doubt she'll be moving to LA or Detroit.


 No.120012

>>120009

the "non-latino white" population will be a minority by 2050 in the US.


 No.120017

File: d6d8c8bfab813b2⋯.png (111.57 KB, 720x456, 30:19, 2016nationwidecountymapsha….png)

>>120012

Maybe overall, total population-wise because of nigger mega cities like LA and Chicago, but the whites and non-whites are seperated. You can look at any political map as a general starting point. The darker the red, the whiter and more conservative. The darker the blue, the more nigged up and pozzed the area. Ally should use this map to decide on a place to live to avoid the crack monkey menace.


 No.120018

>>120017

only racist idiots call any non-white people nigger or monkey.

the US is a multiethnic country, if someone hates any non "strictly white" person, that country is not for them. of course, if she wants to live on the prairie, she can do it, her business, not mine.


 No.120020

File: 608b3986a9749d1⋯.jpg (59.11 KB, 634x536, 317:268, 608b3986a9749d16454b4ef650….jpg)

>>120018

t. Nigger Monkey cunt


 No.120022

>>120018

>the US is a multiethnic country

Wrong. Immigration to the US was limited to free white persons of good character until the largely Jew-led immigration reform of 1965, aka the Hart–Celler Act. Don't be fooled anon, the US was always meant to be a country for and by the white man.


 No.120023

>>120022

>the US was always meant to be a country for and by the white man.

Then maybe don't deliberately import a billion niggers?


 No.120024

>>120023

They were never supposed to be free citizens, and when Lincoln did free them his intention was deportation.

“…the non-extension of slavery and the enactment of Black Laws deterring immigration by free Blacks to Northern and Western states were two complementary halves of a single system to confine as many blacks as possible, slave and free, to the South. In Lincoln’s plan for compensated emancipation and colonization…the South was to be a holding pen in which former slaves in a state of quasi-serfdom as “apprentices” or wage laborers working on the same plantations, would be held until they could be “deported” to a foreign country…And even if Lincoln’s panacea of colonization failed, state black laws in the North and West would make it possible for free blacks to be ghettoized in the South indefinitely, reducing the possibility of economic competition and racial intermarriage among whites and Blacks in the rest of the country” (Lind 205-206).


 No.120025

>>120024

So it's still your own fault for never deporting them then?


 No.120026

>>120025

>So it's still your own fault

I'm not an American, but America was objectively meant to be a white ethnostate. The notion of the US as a melting pot of peoples was popularized by Israel Zangwill, a Jew, in the early 20th century.


 No.120027

>>120026

And my point is that it is objectively the fault of white Americans, not the Jews, that it became a melting pot.

I'm not even disputing the fact that the Jews have ill intent towards America, but ultimately the end result was caused by the action (and inaction) of white men long before the Jews held enough institutional power to ruin the country by themselves.


 No.120030

>>120027

Black Americans are still less than 15% of the US population and heavily ghettoized, without the Jewish Hart-Celler Act of 1965, the US would still be a country with a European supermajority. Not really relevant though, >>120018 was appealing to the "American" value of diversity, I was just pointing out that it is a recent notion pushed on European Americans by a hostile group.


 No.120036

>>120022

it is possible, that you don't know why this answer is wrong, but i won't argue with racists, sorry.


 No.120057

File: 6aec26ce0018288⋯.jpg (102.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (1).jpg)

ASMR Madison is hotter


 No.120058

File: b7daac1d8dc663b⋯.jpg (152.76 KB, 1122x656, 561:328, disgust.jpg)


 No.120218

>>120057

attraction to this… person is 100% a sign of latent homosexuality.


 No.120222

>>120057

Madison deserves a thread of her own tbh


 No.120223

>>120057

trying to recreate asmr blue

you cant do it gal im sorry

not like this anyways


 No.120297

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.120300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.120306

File: c93c17b5140d6ba⋯.jpg (79.7 KB, 400x400, 1:1, one-two-potato.jpg)

>>120297

>>120300

>when the video is so good that you have to double post it


 No.120431

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Best Witch Ally

Just heal my shit up.

WOO LAD

O

O

L

A

D


 No.120537

File: 3f227283b6fa9ef⋯.png (249.71 KB, 452x432, 113:108, 74634365325.png)

>Jew Nose

>Chinlet

>Fake brows

>Slut

OH NO NO NO NO


 No.120543

>>120537

she did get a little fat…


 No.120550

File: a611cb482735169⋯.jpg (14.14 KB, 261x260, 261:260, psycho-face.jpg)

>>120543

I'd help her burn some calories.


 No.120551

File: 05c63d7f5a3247c⋯.jpg (31.82 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 435352454262.jpg)

>>120550

I think i know what you mean, lol


 No.120560

>>120537

the black lipstick looks so fucking ugly. she looks better without lipstick.


 No.120573

>>120560

Every girl ever


 No.120952

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Alright boys, we're getting the "Jack spa package" tonight


 No.120959

>>120560

objectively wrong!


 No.120965

>>120057

Fucking disgusting

Up there with ASMaRrgaritte on the vomit scale


 No.121014

>>120057

BRUHH LOOK AT THAT FACE

HAHAHAHAHHA


 No.121201

>>120965

Should have called her channel ASMR Grandma.


 No.121209

File: 0a6b6b26a3bbffe⋯.png (322.51 KB, 318x620, 159:310, Capture.PNG)

Happy Birthday, Sai!

(Does each alt have it's own individual birthday?)


 No.121487

>>121209

I thought she was done with the Sybil routine?


 No.121489

>>121209

>sail

When I was like 12 I combined naruto and avatar for this elemental ninja island broken into 4 islands at the bottom of the world while the top of the world was a super continent of moder technology. My protagonist was a water ninja named Kite.

I hope this chick is ~12 years old if she is naming aspects of her personality with lame names like Sail. Sail is cool but for fiction.


 No.121491

File: f56adb09290d458⋯.jpg (44.07 KB, 355x500, 71:100, CWC.jpg)

>>121489

>I combined naruto and avatar

I combined Sonic and Pikachu. Get on my level.


 No.121492

>>121491

Nice! hell yea its super fun doing that shit isnt it?


 No.121500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.121506

File: 3f6a6aa4ed8ea89⋯.png (12.38 KB, 610x484, 305:242, kiteoc.png)

>>121500

Ill share my oc then too


 No.121577

>>121209

I'm pretty sure Sai is the name she has for her pentagram necklace


 No.121586

>>121577

Her necklace has a birthday? That's fucking gay.


 No.121587

>>121577

>>121491

At least Christian gave you a Sonichu charm.


 No.121713

>>121209

wait what?


 No.121732

>>120537

fish mouth


 No.122127

>>121491

I miss the old CWC. Such a sweet boy, everyone tortured him and ruined him…


 No.122651

cringe


 No.123224

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Best Witch Ally

Over 1 hour of tingles and witchcraft!


 No.123411

>>123224

all asmrtists who struggle to put out a 15 minute video blown the fuck out.


 No.123415

Is She Still in Deutschland Yet?


 No.123431

File: 5e65e2c46fcc79b⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, Taty Legs.png)

>>123411

I know, right. Ally doesn't make shitty 10 minute videos. She makes a fucking movie. :D

>>123415

For now, but she hates it. From what I gather, she lives in a sleepy little town. Not in a big city like Pelagea.


 No.123448

>>123431

Damn, that witch is breedable AF.


 No.123615

>>123431

She lists her hometown in the description of all her videos. It's in Bavaria and has been flooded with refugees who harass her (one of her big complaints about living in Germany). But I don't understand why she thinks moving to America will make things better unless she's planning to live in like Montana or South Dakota.


 No.123616

>>123448

weak hamstrings


 No.123626

>>123615

I don't think that she and Jack are moving to the US to hang out with more crack monkeys. The US isn't in too bad a shape. Our colored folk mainly live in liberal mega-cities. Our "refugees" aren't the same as the rapist mudslimes you Euros have to deal with. Mexicans mostly work cheap labor, open restaurants, sell drugs, steal stuff, and saw nigger heads off. Yeah, they need to go back, but I don't think they're anything near as bad as what Europe is dealing with. I imagine that her and Jack will choose a cozy, mostly white, small town to live in.


 No.123628

>>123626

I'm American and I know that if you're moving here to get *away* from dark-skinned would-be rapists then you're a moron. America's demographics as a country are less white than even the darkest German city. Unless, like you said, they're settling down in some small town/ultra rural area. If her American bf lives in Wyoming then I completely understand her decision.


 No.123635

>>123628

You must live in a bad area. I have 1 nigger family within a mile of me. Probably 90% white (Amerimutt white, not Euro-white) in my town. Plus we have castle laws and we're all armed. Most of our reports on the news are niggers getting shot when they get outta line. We do have a bad drug problem though. Rape is practically unheard of here and we have no local mosques. I live in the heartland.


 No.124823

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

showin off them hips


 No.124825

>>123615

Witches are no better than blacks who practice voodoo. It's no coincidence that it's called BLACK magic.


 No.124834

>>124823

They are quite nice


 No.124966

>>124834

Timestamps?


 No.124969

>>124966

Oops I got her confused with aftyn. I didnt watch the vid sorry


 No.124974

>>124969

Ally, I'm sure you check in on us. You're smart enough not to namefag or make your presence known. It was a mediocre video with shitty lighting. That's me being honest with you. Your audio was excellent as always though. You knew your lighting was fucked about half way through your video, so I'm not telling you anything that you didn't already know. Cute outfits though. Failed try-on. Better luck next time.


 No.124976

>>124974

im probably just face blind


 No.124990

>>124823

New Video?


 No.125527

i wanna boop her right in her pretty shaven innie pussy


 No.125857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.127555

>>127553

I don't care how crazy she is, that girl is gorgeous.


 No.127573

>>127553

i only watch her vids because a girl i used to bang looked identical to her. i wonder what she is up to these days...


 No.128545

>>127553

Please do more of this Rena!


 No.128591

>>128545

beyond being crazy, isn't she an arrogant bitch?


 No.129555

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How many scars do you think she has on her body?


 No.129556

>>129555

I don't know, but I would kiss every single one of them.


 No.129561

>>128591

Arrogance is a very ugly personality trait


 No.129626

>>129561

You'd be arrogant too, if you were a witch with supernatural powers. You're just jealous.


 No.129788

>>129626

She has more chins than supernatural powers.


 No.129819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Ally

Girlfriend sim makes drinks!

A date with Ally would be so much fun. She'd be getting drunk with you. The house is poorly lit, aside from Christmas lights and an eerie "hellfire red" glow. She has you hypnotized by her tingly voice and you stare at the pentacle sparkling on her neck. Your heart can belong to Ally, but your soul will belong to Beelzebub. You're in for a "magical" night of mind blowing sex and eternal damnation, anon.


 No.129820

>>129819

Where is the chin?


 No.129851

File: 90465f296e20893⋯.png (495.73 KB, 932x597, 932:597, Capture.PNG)

Best witch Ally needs your help, anon. She needs "art" for "tattoos" for an upcoming roleplay. Open invite for sun wheels and other cool designs. :^)


 No.129853

>>129851

>windows


 No.129854

>>129819

worth it


 No.129856

>>120537

Way to ruin her for me. I haven't been able to watch any of her videos since I got it into my head that she might be a Jewess.


 No.129858

>>129819

>hundreds of dollars of liquor

>send my friend money so she can get back on her feet

this is why I dont give poor people free money


 No.129864

File: 8808d82e06f1738⋯.png (183.44 KB, 800x786, 400:393, Pedro.png)

>>129851

Here is my entry.


 No.129936

File: 9455abf52c26b50⋯.jpg (56.14 KB, 900x360, 5:2, ouroboros-png-picture-5a22….jpg)

>>129915

That's why we gotta send it to her. This looks like it'd make a pretty sweet tat, but also serve to sneak in our logo. You can use this in your video, Ally. It's Ouroboros. It even has a cool backstory for the meaning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros


 No.130029

>>129555

As someone who burns themselves when they drink alone to make the emptiness go away I really like this video.


 No.130278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>skirts and baileys

^_^

>hell hath no fury like a woman who is hungry, hot and bleeding; the three pillars of bloody massacre

0_0

I wonder if Rena hates Mondays?…dotdotdot


 No.130308

>>130278

she loves pussies


 No.130336

wow you know Taty really good, respect what you all know about them. Does anyone have any more copies of the old pics and videos ??


 No.130349

>>130336

>inb4 Ally nukes my channel

You cucks better not tell her. Download it fast while it lasts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


 No.130356

>>130349

That's the best ASMR video I've ever seen.


 No.130366

has she done anything fapworthy?


 No.130396

File: 0d3b23fc12ad6c5⋯.png (26.41 KB, 723x300, 241:100, taty tweets1.PNG)

File: 33e07e01101a77b⋯.png (15.54 KB, 498x103, 498:103, taty tweets2.PNG)

>tfw no supernatural time traveling sorceress waifu to sleep naked with

*sigh*


 No.130405

https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/2708-ally-back-together/?page=1

lot information of her (screenshots, her story ..)


 No.130406

http://dizzylizziewonderland.tumblr.com/post/55237138406/spongeping-taty-the-mighty-hello-friends

This is a donation call from 2012-13, when she wanted to go to USA for money. The only thing he wil is a greencard that's why she's been looking for an American for years to marry her. ;D


 No.130407

Unfortunately, their old videos are down everywhere :( I would love to see a few old ones that have deleted them! If anyone still has any of them please post please


 No.130408

>>130405

I've read that before. It's a good read. It's always been her goal to come to America. Any way she possibly can. I hope she gets here. But will she stay with Jack after she gets her citizenship? Stay tuned to find out!


 No.130409

>>130407

Good luck. Maybe there's an off chance that vola archived Taty, but back then, she was a vlogger. Taty is an OG YouTuber like SoftlyGaloshes. This was pre-ASMR days. Taty saw the potential betabux from ASMR and created Rena Sage which ran parallel to Taty. Around the time Jack came into the picture, she nuked all of her old stuff, stopped being a dyke, wtf I love dick now, and was reborn as Ally [esc]Reality. (That's such a fitting channel name for her.)


 No.130410

File: 8cfbffe96a489f5⋯.gif (6.08 MB, 400x279, 400:279, 8cfbffe96a489f53b46876cd8a….gif)

>>130409

What I do have to commend the girl on is the absolute mad lass levels of OPSEC. Claiming to be Russian moved to German. The spelling of her name Tatjana isn't the Russian spelling and her last name of Eganow has no history, but links to all of her content. It's a theory that her current German name isn't her real name either. Also, when she gets to the US, she plans to delete that name and pick a brand new name, Ally Pemberton. This girl will have successfully burned 3 identities, across 3 nations, along the way of recreating herself. That's some CIA levels of witness protection.


 No.130419

File: 4682ee5a42b9add⋯.webm (15.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, FANSERVICE GUARANTEES CIT….webm)


 No.130421

>>130410

"her last name of Eganow has no history"

Eganova, common.


 No.130426

>>130421

Hmmm. That said, is it possible that her original Russian name was Tatiana Eganova and she had it changed to Tatjana Eganow to sound more German? Then she's going to change to her American sounding Ally name once she gets US citizenship? I bet she'll change her accent too.


 No.130440

>>130419

This is pathetic.


 No.130442

>>130419

>True Love

>Soulmate

>Someone she's literally never met

How retarded do you have to be?

Fuck, at least she actually knows the fucking bizarre gremlin she's dating now-a-days


 No.130449

File: 030efa100621490⋯.gif (1.69 MB, 201x166, 201:166, 1239499132831.gif)


 No.130462

>>130396

>Lying in bed naked is indeed extremely pleasurable

Yeesh, I hope she bathed first. Nothing worse than tiretracks on the sheets.


 No.130463

>>130419

Should've ended it with a pic of her and her male fiance.


 No.130464

>>130442

3rd samefag to say: not retarted at all. Her goal is to get to America. If she has to les it up, she will. If she has to go straight (2018 strategy) she will. She's a surprisingly pragmatic girl despite the newagey woo woo veneer.


 No.130513

>>130464

if by that you mean she's an opportunist piece of shit with no personality, then yes. people like this don't survive in the real world because when they're placed alongside mature adults then the contrast is even more stark. instead they have to occupy very small worlds and cultivate communities around themselves, even if that's just one other person.


 No.130540

>>130464

you are so right. I hope she ends up in the face in the USA. Her boyfriend is a creppy, stupid motherfucker But not even he deserves this bitch


 No.130542

Question to All: Has it been properly trolled? rght trolling??? (sry bad engl.)


 No.130547

>>130542

What? Speak English, nigger.


 No.130567

>>130542

fuck you too nigger ;)

you understand what I mean

She was finished (troll/ hacked / fucked…)??

and do not judge me for bad English…….


 No.130570

>>130567

>>130547

>>SAGE!

I know what he means


 No.130571

>>130542

Fuck are you trying to say?


 No.131542

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH

Best witch Ally helps you find your tingles.


 No.131610

>>130464

She will contribute NOTHING. The bitch is POZZED to hell and back, stay with the niggers you love so much you disgusting cunt.


 No.131635

>>131610

What if you could give dick as well as the niggers you fear so much??


 No.131637

>>131635

the average nog is obese and probably has an average dick he can barely get hard. i doubt that anon is worried


 No.131661

I like her videos. They make it easier to get through the day.


 No.131662

>>130426

>Hmmm. That said, is it possible that her original Russian name was Tatiana Eganova and she had it changed to Tatjana Eganow to sound more German?

Doubt it, since she's done videos about how her mother is Russian and complaining about how her mother is always going back to Russia. She's not hiding the Russian part. I agree that she's putting forward a fake identity (and really so is every ASMR girl), but the one thing about her that seems honest is that she's a mentally ill Russian girl in Germany who hates her mom. Whether she was born there, raised there, idk.


 No.131664

>>131662

look at that fucking ream of text under the video begging just like she has always begged right from day fucking one. I wouldn't give this lying, delusional grasping cunt the steam off my piss let alone one red cent.


 No.132604

>>131662

>I agree that she's putting forward a fake identity

Her ASMR vids are acting obviously. But her old blog channels and patreon posts are consistent with a German/Russian girl that believes in witchcraft/the supernatural and has Dissociative identity disorder.


 No.132633

>>132604

Women who practice witchcraft also tend to be feminist who believe in the Goddess and Divine Feminine. They convince themselves of these things so they can be sluts without guilt.


 No.133058

File: 103536b11acdc29⋯.jpg (120.05 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12976143_967872446653444_1….jpg)

>>131542

I finally got around to watching this whole video. It's pretty good. It's like your hanging out with her. She also talks about other ASMRtits. She has good taste. She doesn't mention any of the whores and says the only big name she watches is Maria.

>>132633

She's said before that she's not into Satan worship, but I'd bet that she does invoke Lilith in her spellcasting. Ally, if you're reading this, can you send me a succubus? Thanks..


 No.133248

when she be leaving germany?


 No.133781

>>131542

Damn, wish i could've found it sooner


 No.135009

she sure does.


 No.137761

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l41WIInak5c

I think this has gone too far


 No.137764

>>137761

What do you mean?


 No.137817

>>137761

Typical E-begging whore, that wants to fill her country with migrants, and hangs out with eternal jews, and sjw's.


 No.137820

this bitch is one of the worst people in ASMR, not only are her videos total shit but she's also a horrible person. she tried various other failed money making schemes before settling in ASMR. I found it funny when she got butthurt that people didn't like her mentioning her faggot bf in all her videos. bitch people watch these videos to fap to. they dont care about your star sign astrology bullshit


 No.137821

>>130419

fucking money grubbing whore just wants to marry someone for a green card


 No.137822

>>119446

so she's like an americaphile basically? does she know america is like 20% mexican now?


 No.137825

>>119446

this cunt's backstory is that she has tried to beg money from strangers year after fucking year for the entirety of her adult life. you're getting bilked, retard. this girl will say anything if she thinks she can get to your cash and you're a fucking idiot for thinking otherwise.


 No.137829

>>137825

lol yeah she will pretend to believe whatever she has to in order to get money and a green card. people need to stop falling for these scamming thots


 No.139275

File: a95dcc9d6c7f52e⋯.png (529.89 KB, 901x539, 901:539, 333D0E5E-F1EB-4EE6-B293-1D….png)

What the fuck is she talking about?


 No.139278

>>139275

Mental train wreck, what else?


 No.139279

>>139278

you said it.


 No.139308

>>139275

Is this some tulpa bullshit or is she just a "normal" schizo?


 No.139375

>>139275

What the fuck


 No.139383

>>139275

didnt you know shes batshit crazy?


 No.139391

>>139383

She's crazy alright. Crazy about coming to America. :^)


 No.139410

>>139391

Which one of her?


 No.139426

>>139410

hahahahaha… well played, anon… well played.


 No.139434

>>133058

Witchcraft is not the same as Satanism, but both are feminist. That's why so many ASMRtists role play that shit, because they want to feel empowered.

>>120537

The Jews helped invent the Hot Topic goth aesthetics and Halloween to capitalize on the goyim.


 No.141318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.141343

File: 36a94781d64427e⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1736369399948862.png)

>>141318

Even though she's desperate to get out of Germanistan, I don't blame her, and come to America, I think she's an excellent roleplayer. Videos are always long and she does them in one take. Not a bunch of shitty jump cuts for every time she burps and farts. Surely she comes up with a general script in her head, but there's no teleprompters here. She improvs the whole fucking hour long-ish video in one take. Sound, editing, eye contact, set, atmosphere are always spot on. Ally is really good. You've gotta give her credit. She puts way more effort into her videos than any of those basic bitch mic lickers.


 No.141365

>>141343

good indeed, but she is insane…


 No.142438

Discount Goodnight Moon ASMR


 No.142450

>>141343

She's insane she probably just sets up a camera then chats to one of her other 40 personalities in her head for an hour then uploads it


 No.142451

>>142450

I thought Lilium is crazy.


 No.142453

>>141343

no, you don't have to give her credit. people like you are the reason cunts like this thrive. you've convinced yourself she's doing something interesting and valuable whereas instead she's just being the sort of person morons like you fall for, and knows it. amazes me that anyone can stand watching her for more than 5 minutes because anyone with a clue would realize exactly what she's all about within moments, it's in every word and gesture. maybe you enjoy being the sort of idiot who gets taken for a ride his entire life but if you willingly go along with it then you're a whole new level of low.

>>142450

if you actually believe this girl is genuinely crazy then you're a bigger idiot than the guy above.


 No.142462

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 No.142470

File: ed1d5c40457baed⋯.jpg (20.04 KB, 600x400, 3:2, laff.jpg)

>>142453

Look at this guy. I think he's upset about the fact that somebody likes a public figure.

He must be swimming in his own period blood or something




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